Speaker 1: Look man, oh I see you. Why and look over there?
Speaker 1: How is that culture? Yes, goodness, ding dong. There is
Speaker 1: so much going on in the news. Yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 1: in the news topically, there is a lot going on,
Speaker 1: and we have actually one of our guests is absolutely
Speaker 1: trolling us by sort of mouthing along what we say,
Speaker 1: and it's just gesticulating the way that we gesticulate. It's
Speaker 1: very rude. It's very rude. She doesn't understand the new
Speaker 1: sort of ways we have to visually like make this
Speaker 1: compelling for everybody on the zoom. Um we're back to
Speaker 1: recording on zooms in case in case, Um, that's not evident.
Speaker 1: Uh gosh, this Ellen news, what do you make of it?
Speaker 1: Let's just talk quickly about surprised at all, Like, let's
Speaker 1: just wrap it up in a bow and move on
Speaker 1: with our lives. But but here's what I think Ellen
Speaker 1: should do. I don't think it's over for Allen. I
Speaker 1: just think she should pivot. You mean, she should get
Speaker 1: like an HBO show that's like a mockumentary style thing,
Speaker 1: which where she's like herb your enthusiasm. But Ellen is
Speaker 1: being mean. I think there's obviously a career for her,
Speaker 1: but she'll have to be actually who she is, which
Speaker 1: is not so nice um, and she could have a
Speaker 1: show about that. I don't think it's the end of
Speaker 1: the road for her. I think it's the end of
Speaker 1: the road for her as nice Ellen, which was never
Speaker 1: never was Mary Jean Gray narrative, There isn't there. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: she famously rose from the ashes and then was the phoenix,
Speaker 1: the dark phoenix, and and so Ellen will be the
Speaker 1: dark Phoenix. I think where I want to get dark Ellen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I agree, I want to get dark Ellen. Porsche is
Speaker 1: cyclops um. Porsche has to die unfortunately. No, No, I'm
Speaker 1: just kidding, just kidding. I mean, I do love that Porsche.
Speaker 1: Is Julie chen Moon veezing the only way to do
Speaker 1: it in this town. Um. But you know, ultimately, it's
Speaker 1: nothing that we haven't said since the third or fourth
Speaker 1: episode to this very damn podcast, where we were like,
Speaker 1: Ellen is not actually Ellen. It's not we who said,
Speaker 1: it's you. You were the person who really I stuck
Speaker 1: my neck out. I was a whistleblower. You were the
Speaker 1: pig sniffing out this truffle, and and and I've smelled
Speaker 1: many truffles in my day, but none as rank as
Speaker 1: Ellen's truffle. And when I first put my nose in
Speaker 1: her truffle, I said, this doesn't smell as good as
Speaker 1: other truffles I've smelled as a pig. I have other news,
Speaker 1: speaking of animals, Oh my god, what is this? Remember
Speaker 1: how I was talking about adopting that dog named Richard
Speaker 1: and I was going to name him Dicky. Turns out
Speaker 1: that someone was listening to the podcast and heard me
Speaker 1: say this and realized they had just adopted that dog.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, can you imagine a lovely man named dog?
Speaker 1: Reader Donovan Donovan Donovan, my friend, my friend Jonathan Va
Speaker 1: has reached out to me and said that someone got
Speaker 1: in his d MS asking if we knew each other,
Speaker 1: and then said yes and said, oh my god. On
Speaker 1: the most recent podcast, he was talking about this dog, Richard,
Speaker 1: and that was the name of our adopted shelter dog.
Speaker 1: Can you ask him if this is the dog? And
Speaker 1: I saw the picture and it was, oh my god.
Speaker 1: The dog is a home with a gay couple in
Speaker 1: Silver Lake. Like it was intended, like it was intended,
Speaker 1: like like God intended it. But don't you feel sort
Speaker 1: of slighted in some way that you didn't end up
Speaker 1: with Dickie. No, because I don't know. The more I
Speaker 1: think about it, the more I think, is it the time? Yeah? Sure, sure, sure,
Speaker 1: I hear you. Would you pick up an animal right now?
Speaker 1: Dear goodness, No, would never dream of picking up an animal.
Speaker 1: Oh there's like a yappy little thing down the hall.
Speaker 1: It's like four units down. Well, it's really sorry. Our
Speaker 1: one guest is running off on me since the last
Speaker 1: time he was on he said, killed them all, kill
Speaker 1: them all. This is terrible kill is the direct quote. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: why are we wasting any time? I mean, I've been
Speaker 1: so excited for months at this point to have our
Speaker 1: guests on. Um, there are they reposed to be on earlier.
Speaker 1: There are sisters, there are dods. We love them so much.
Speaker 1: I mean ostensibly this is supposed to be our like
Speaker 1: Drag Race recap episode, but like do you do I
Speaker 1: remember anything from from twelve and All Stars five? I
Speaker 1: am watching Canada and I'm enjoying and we can we
Speaker 1: can bring our love. Canada Canada is great. Canada. Canada
Speaker 1: feels like early seasons Drag Race US. Don't I would agree?
Speaker 1: It kind of feels like the girls aren't as wrapped
Speaker 1: up in the social media element of it all, if
Speaker 1: you will, And by social media element, I mean sort
Speaker 1: of in all the ways you can be aware of
Speaker 1: the fact that you're on TV and representing your brand. Um,
Speaker 1: it feels like the UK version and also the Canada
Speaker 1: version are throwbacks to a time when people were just
Speaker 1: there to compete and be drag brands on television. Brands
Speaker 1: on television. Yes, absolutely, Um, well, I mean, well, we'll
Speaker 1: probably talk about drag race for I would say forty
Speaker 1: five seconds, and then we'll talk about We'll just catch
Speaker 1: up and catch up as sisters. As Dodd's right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think we're just gonna catch up. Really, this is
Speaker 1: really the first time the four of us have really
Speaker 1: shared a space. And in the New Age we do
Speaker 1: have to consider zoom spaces and it's actually real culture
Speaker 1: number thirty four. In this new age we have to
Speaker 1: consider zooms spaces and this is now a sort of
Speaker 1: theater space. You know, yes, this is a theater space.
Speaker 1: This new way you're saying yes, like this relaxed, like yes, yes.
Speaker 1: What is this that you're doing is affect you kind
Speaker 1: of pressured me into into drinking alcohol. I normally don't
Speaker 1: have alcohol in the house. I was sent a beautiful
Speaker 1: bottle of vodka, so I poured myself room temperature vodka
Speaker 1: and coke in one glass. And it's disgusting. I didn't
Speaker 1: pressure you to do that. I said that our two
Speaker 1: guests had to grownies, and I had a grapefruit and makers, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, is very good. How that sounds good?
Speaker 1: I mean, die, coke and vodka. That's that's the best
Speaker 1: I can do. It's the only thing thing I can
Speaker 1: do right now. But it's it's it is loosening me
Speaker 1: up and making me go Yeah. I love to hear
Speaker 1: that you're loosened up. And I know our guests will
Speaker 1: be so happy to hear this as well. And one
Speaker 1: of our guests is a novelist. Yes, a novelist, truly. Yes,
Speaker 1: Um a best seller, I would say, Look, it's a
Speaker 1: best seller. In my heart, it has. It feels like
Speaker 1: a best seller to me, the best just a best seller,
Speaker 1: like any old book can be a best seller. Listen,
Speaker 1: it does feel like any old book release nowadays is
Speaker 1: a best seller. Let's know that's not what I mean.
Speaker 1: I'm saying. This book, The Astonishing Life of August March
Speaker 1: has has best selling Energy. It comes out in paperback
Speaker 1: next year. Did you know that? I didn't know? And
Speaker 1: good for you for knowing this timeline, this release. I
Speaker 1: I know everything. Oh my god, you know everything. And
Speaker 1: our other guest is not. Other guest is not, but
Speaker 1: he is. He has been biking and he is getting
Speaker 1: a fat ass out of you. And listen. If I
Speaker 1: could pick have best selling book or have fat ass,
Speaker 1: I think we know what I choose. Girl, What would
Speaker 1: you choose fat ass? I would choose fat as, No
Speaker 1: question about it. Don't ask me. You already know my answer.
Speaker 1: Don't ask me. Oh my god, I think it might
Speaker 1: be time. It might be time to let the goose
Speaker 1: hands sort of from the pasture. You know, yes, the
Speaker 1: goose hens from the pasture. So everyone please welcome into
Speaker 1: your ears and lies. They order, Josh, that's not how
Speaker 1: it works. It doesn't work. Alphabet yes, the last the
Speaker 1: short time they've been for the week, John, alphabetical order,
Speaker 1: you stupid horror. You are one of the stupidest people
Speaker 1: in America. You're up there with are you? Because I
Speaker 1: think that it's Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson. Are you all?
Speaker 1: Matt but that's alphabetical order. Matt Rogers also the shorter name.
Speaker 1: We did not. We established this in the last episode,
Speaker 1: that we it's Aaron Jackson Josh Sharp because for our purposes,
Speaker 1: it's Aaron Jackson and Josh Sharp for alphabetical purposes. No,
Speaker 1: I don't think this. What do you want? Let's just
Speaker 1: ask these girls, what do you guys? Have we even
Speaker 1: run brought on or not? Aaron Jackson? You're here? Hi? Hi? Girls? Wait?
Speaker 1: How do you have? How did? How did? How? Is
Speaker 1: the book selling? It is the number one world best
Speaker 1: in the world. That is incredible. Gradually, that is incredible.
Speaker 1: I'm trying not to get a big head about it.
Speaker 1: It's so amazing. It's right book. It's also the number
Speaker 1: one best selling world book in paperback even though it
Speaker 1: doesn't come out. Sales on the advanced sales are outrageous
Speaker 1: for the paperback. That is huge. Oh my god, girl,
Speaker 1: If I can help you right now, I would, but
Speaker 1: thank you. Thanks? Okay, but wait, can we can we
Speaker 1: get to the bottom of this? How would you like
Speaker 1: to be introduced? In what order? And we we have
Speaker 1: established this, I swear to God, but let's just redo it.
Speaker 1: I think Honestly, I think alphabetical is just standard. But
Speaker 1: I do think, well, here's what I think, Josh Sharp
Speaker 1: and Aaron Jackson sounds better, But then I think it does.
Speaker 1: But does Aaron and Josh sound better than Josh and Aaron.
Speaker 1: Josh and Aaron is the way people refer to you, guys,
Speaker 1: Josh and Aaron when talking about you as a duo.
Speaker 1: Don't you say? You say, Josh, we have had this
Speaker 1: exact conversation. Yeah, I'm having real deja okay, but let's
Speaker 1: let's do okay, Matt, I don't care. Can I say
Speaker 1: something I don't care about anyone's having. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: let's I'll concede to Matt. Let's just let's let's do it. Okay.
Speaker 1: So everyone, please welcome into your ears. Josh Sharp and
Speaker 1: Aaron Jackson. Thank you for having so amazing. Now, how's
Speaker 1: the book selling? It's wait a minute now, I'm having
Speaker 1: Deja blue front n front title of that. Deja blue,
Speaker 1: that's my um, that's my drag Race All Star season
Speaker 1: sixth name. I'm not even gonna do a regular season.
Speaker 1: No straight blue. Deshaw blue is so and straight to
Speaker 1: all Stars. I think your interest line should be you
Speaker 1: don't know me and you know your blue past the competition.
Speaker 1: That's good, I'm gonna say. It should be like I
Speaker 1: feel like I've been here before, but I have it.
Speaker 1: Then shoot a gun? No, no, why did you bring
Speaker 1: guns into it? Stopped a paintball gun full of blue paint. No,
Speaker 1: I don't like that imagery. It will be different by then,
Speaker 1: The world will be so different. By then it'll be
Speaker 1: really fun and funny. You're right, You're right, alright, So
Speaker 1: should we do? Imagine shooting a gun under a Biden presidency,
Speaker 1: and how fun it will be? Imagine how different? Well
Speaker 1: like that? Remember when I ran a grounded I constantly
Speaker 1: sang it made me turn off my fan, maybe turn
Speaker 1: off my whoa jo? Are you already hot? I think
Speaker 1: it's it's tradition. It's tradition that we did not keep.
Speaker 1: We did not uphold in the second and third time
Speaker 1: that Josh there came back, but we were shirtless the
Speaker 1: first time. It was the first time in that damn apartment.
Speaker 1: I'm very hot now too, because I turned off my
Speaker 1: air conditioning. Should we all? I just took my clothes off?
Speaker 1: All right? Now, we're a amazing great job and I
Speaker 1: think that hot executive producer, and make sure we get
Speaker 1: some screenshots of this. Scots to this, will you darling
Speaker 1: honey checking my post dot com? I just sold it
Speaker 1: to them, Darling, get some screenshots of this. I will
Speaker 1: say I love referring to people as a darling. Now
Speaker 1: well shortless with our cocktails going with his promotional vodka
Speaker 1: he described as disgusting. I did not name the brand.
Speaker 1: Her says video is being taking shot, taking shots. You
Speaker 1: know what, we should all do a shot, okay, but
Speaker 1: this is I hate the transaction of will send you
Speaker 1: something for free and you have to like send us
Speaker 1: a d M back things. Now. I don't think I
Speaker 1: actually have to do something for free as well. And
Speaker 1: I don't think that the that the sort of meaning
Speaker 1: behind it all is you must now do anything. I
Speaker 1: think it's just a nice thing. It's the expectation I feel.
Speaker 1: And what what I'm complaining about something that is truly mean? Girl.
Speaker 1: You're complaining, and I'm aware you're complaining about free ship
Speaker 1: and I'm aware, Darling, Darling, dear, darling, dear, And I
Speaker 1: think something that I think I will give you, I
Speaker 1: will I think Aaron originated Darling darling dear, I don't
Speaker 1: know about that one, darling dear, and darling dear, who's
Speaker 1: to say? Now? I do want to share the story
Speaker 1: that Josh had shared with me, that Josh and Aaron
Speaker 1: had sort of share it together, so we can share.
Speaker 1: In the forties, like the the the preeminent drag queen
Speaker 1: of the forties. We don't know her name to but
Speaker 1: it's from It's from a podcast called the Bowery Boys.
Speaker 1: We learned wonderful and they do like New York History,
Speaker 1: and they're both gay rival podcast, Yeah, rival, any other
Speaker 1: podcast with gay host that's a rival. And it was
Speaker 1: actually it was the twenties. It's okay, And this drag
Speaker 1: queen went out to the beach with some of her
Speaker 1: friends and there was a crazy thunderstorm in the distance,
Speaker 1: really wild, and she said, mercy, ain't miss God cutting
Speaker 1: up something awful and then was struck by lightning and
Speaker 1: killed and immediately immediately something awful dead. Wait, that's title
Speaker 1: of y awful cutting up for cooking up, cutting cutting
Speaker 1: cutting miss God cutting up something awful over there. Now
Speaker 1: do we know if the friends, if the friends perished exactly,
Speaker 1: they got right into a rowboat where is this coming
Speaker 1: from where? How did why did that get told on
Speaker 1: the pods? Now? Oh, these gays, these gays, these gays
Speaker 1: telling it. It's because Saturday we were at Jacobrie speech
Speaker 1: and every time there was a big wave, I would say, Mercy,
Speaker 1: ain't miss godd cut up something awful tonight. Wait, I'm
Speaker 1: so jealous that you guys get to go to the
Speaker 1: beach together and such things. I had sand in my
Speaker 1: hair today, Still you all went, We all went. Well,
Speaker 1: here's the thing I might swim. Trunks were too tight
Speaker 1: and I shaped my inner thigh. I have a rug
Speaker 1: burn in my inner thigh. It's the most painful paint
Speaker 1: I've ever experienced. To stop being a home stop where
Speaker 1: stop being a thick go dude? Maybe maybe it's you too,
Speaker 1: are always being salacious and you're always trying to get
Speaker 1: everyone to go nude, and you're always being very salicious.
Speaker 1: You too. I don't know about you too as an
Speaker 1: influence on Bow and I don't. I don't one second.
Speaker 1: We'll come out here and get your girl. I might
Speaker 1: have to come out there and get my girl from
Speaker 1: the clutches, like the likes of you does. Faggy Talents
Speaker 1: we've got him gripped good feedom faggy talents out of
Speaker 1: my sister. One question I have is how many times
Speaker 1: have you guys been going to the beach together in
Speaker 1: your little pod? That was the only time. I was
Speaker 1: sort of my first time out, my first little outing
Speaker 1: where it felt sort of semi permissible to be social, right,
Speaker 1: you know, outside with friends. I'm actually making my way
Speaker 1: to the East coast this Friday. You didn't tell me this.
Speaker 1: You are going too long. Haven't seen my parents since Christmas?
Speaker 1: So this is Christmas good reference. So this is Christmas. Hey,
Speaker 1: you guys know this one. I don't want a lot
Speaker 1: fuck Chrism No, keep I need more, keep singing that
Speaker 1: there was just one thing that God's good person. I
Speaker 1: saw you get dragged on your Instagram for just enjoying music.
Speaker 1: Can I talk about how I was dragged? Wait? What happened? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what happened? What happened? I did? What had happened was
Speaker 1: but I did what I thought was a nice thing.
Speaker 1: And I for my beloved boyfriend Jared's thirtieth birthday, I
Speaker 1: got him a record player and also like the beginnings
Speaker 1: of a record collection, like a vinyl collection. Someone someone
Speaker 1: shaded you for the for your player. Yeah, they shaded
Speaker 1: me for having a cross Lee because I also bought
Speaker 1: one for myself, and I was like, this is fun.
Speaker 1: And now I've started my very own record collection. I'd
Speaker 1: love to tell you guys what I have. I have
Speaker 1: a lot of good stuff. Um Like right now, Twain
Speaker 1: come on over and staring me in the face. Um
Speaker 1: But anyway, I sort of was listening to old Mariah
Speaker 1: album and I like posted about it on instant because
Speaker 1: I just had to share in the joy and the
Speaker 1: dragon I got for owning a cross the record player.
Speaker 1: People telling me that Mariah deserves better. I make money.
Speaker 1: How could I like people saying that's going to damage
Speaker 1: my records? All these drags and such, And they didn't
Speaker 1: stop the entire twenty four hour period that the story
Speaker 1: was out. What's so bad about the Crossleys. I don't
Speaker 1: I don't really know my record players. So I'm told
Speaker 1: that they're more for show and that they might not
Speaker 1: be the best brand for record playing because they might
Speaker 1: damage the records a little bit. But you dog, you're
Speaker 1: a damn show that the show darling category toys bitch,
Speaker 1: As I always say every time I walk into any
Speaker 1: new room. Tag my fat ass with a big bow, bitch,
Speaker 1: best in show. Ho tag I said, with a big
Speaker 1: bow bitch. Hell yeah. And then you know, some lady
Speaker 1: in a blazer wants to look at your asshole make
Speaker 1: sure everything's right. Yeah, And I tell her, you know
Speaker 1: what I tell her? I say by Karen okay, And
Speaker 1: she has that we are political and which when what
Speaker 1: does she say back? She has nothing to say back?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because she walks away on her little biscuit
Speaker 1: one in sheels and shame. Yeah, she moves away in
Speaker 1: shame and her visor be falling off off And I say, honey,
Speaker 1: turn around and pick up your visor. No one's going
Speaker 1: to pick it up for you. Which which? Which? Which? Which?
Speaker 1: Is that? Like a wet witch? Eat? What can I
Speaker 1: say something to the three of you? I don't know
Speaker 1: three more wetches than you? Really? Oh, Mercy, ain't msg
Speaker 1: something night. I know some watches that are not on
Speaker 1: this zoom bill. You know a lot of the girls
Speaker 1: from Drag Race season twelve five, Canada's Drag Race. Aaron
Speaker 1: is not. We watched that one episode, but you're not.
Speaker 1: I've seen one out of order. Yeah, I I can't
Speaker 1: get um. Due to Sony, I streamed through a PlayStation
Speaker 1: four all these apps, and due to Sony's laws with
Speaker 1: World of Wonder, I can't get that app and I
Speaker 1: don't want to watch it on my laptop. You need
Speaker 1: to bite the bullet and get an Apple TV because
Speaker 1: the back our gay overlord. Give him more of my money, Daddy,
Speaker 1: I have just spread it. I would spread it for him. No, Well,
Speaker 1: to go back to the crossing thing legend cross but
Speaker 1: please Well, like it's it's like when people say, like, well,
Speaker 1: androids are better phones. It's like, yeah, but I'm going
Speaker 1: with the iPhone. We sorry, excuse me. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: be getting everyone's MS back and saying get out of here,
Speaker 1: wetch that's good? Or why don't you why don't you respond? Wow?
Speaker 1: This really hurt my feelings. And then block wait for
Speaker 1: the scene and then you belong You know what? At
Speaker 1: what point do you pop off on a on a
Speaker 1: d M and you go, you know what? You better?
Speaker 1: You better, you better cut it out because there are
Speaker 1: some watches out that you better cut it out because
Speaker 1: that really hurt my feelings. Hey, listen here, you better
Speaker 1: cut it out. Yeah, Well, let's talk about drag race,
Speaker 1: because that's why you're here. And then I let you
Speaker 1: gotta go. As I want to say a caveat at
Speaker 1: the beginning, as I always say, all of them are
Speaker 1: more talented than me. I'm not going to compliment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: other than my number one world best seller, The Wishing
Speaker 1: Life of August Mark. You think that the number one
Speaker 1: thing the world is talking about iss Corona, No bitch,
Speaker 1: They're all astonishing life, astonishing line, stishing life. I had
Speaker 1: a lot of fun in Cannon though. Was honestly, it
Speaker 1: was so good, you guys, they were what are we
Speaker 1: talking about? UK? I thought they were all good and
Speaker 1: it reminded me of like Season five when after the
Speaker 1: first couple went home, I was sad every time one
Speaker 1: of them went home, which now I'm like, that never happens.
Speaker 1: That never. Two things that have made it into Aaronized vernacular.
Speaker 1: One is I don't think to te with like when
Speaker 1: he was like a red a red wig and a
Speaker 1: silver dress, I don't think, yeah, that is really good thing.
Speaker 1: And also Kenneman ke I was addicted to drugs. What
Speaker 1: drug ken? But apparently Back of Chips is a full
Speaker 1: on tory, like that's tragic, but she's just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I read it, and I don't think. I don't think
Speaker 1: she is. I read an article that was more like
Speaker 1: she's just one of those sort of like hmmm, I
Speaker 1: don't know, kind of like you know, equally that stupid.
Speaker 1: I feel like in a couple of years she'll come
Speaker 1: around and be like maybe stakes so she's she's like
Speaker 1: a full on Taylor Swift. But yeah, yeah, she's more.
Speaker 1: She's richer. She's richer. It's richer than Taylor. Wait you think,
Speaker 1: oh my god, well, don't tell Taylor that she'd be
Speaker 1: so upset she'd write another sad album. Did we agree
Speaker 1: with Do we agree with the Vivian winning? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: didn't really care. I thought she was great. I sort
Speaker 1: of wanted, um, I love but Davina I was sort
Speaker 1: of rooting for. But yeah, the Vivian made sense. What
Speaker 1: a Cheryl Hole had? One that would have been like,
Speaker 1: I love, honestly Cheryl Hall, like my favorite name of
Speaker 1: any drag just Cheryl Cole but not cold, it's whole.
Speaker 1: And when she met her and she was like so
Speaker 1: touched and she's like, my name's named after you, my
Speaker 1: name Cheryl Hole. It was so funny. I love that
Speaker 1: the Canada names are out of control. That there's a Boa,
Speaker 1: a Bobo, and a Jimbo all in the same seasons.
Speaker 1: But they're all fantastic. Yeah, but Jimbo is Jimbo is
Speaker 1: everything and more it. Jimbo is like once in a
Speaker 1: once in a franchise. Yeah, Jimbo is like the Jimbo
Speaker 1: gives me the last, gives me sure, sure, serving you
Speaker 1: sort of story pirate synergy. Oh that's fun. Now, wait,
Speaker 1: elaborate on that. He's cute. Well, Pianca, I think it
Speaker 1: was on a kid's show or something, right, She's just sure, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and very animated with the with the arms and yeah.
Speaker 1: Don't they film or that was when we were children.
Speaker 1: Didn't they film? Like every Nickelodeon show in Toronto? A
Speaker 1: lot of them, like The Secret What was Her? Shelby Woo,
Speaker 1: the Mr and Alex Mack and they filled all of those.
Speaker 1: And wait, but Roger, you would know. Did they shoot
Speaker 1: the audience shows in Orlando, like at studios? Yes, they
Speaker 1: did at the at the Universal Studios, Florida, the Double
Speaker 1: Dare and of it all Legends of the Hidden Temple.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. Actually, how about guts for
Speaker 1: sure with Michaelmalley. But that was when they had the
Speaker 1: Nickelodeon studios. At Universal Studios, you could go and like, um,
Speaker 1: watch a tap while you were in the park. You
Speaker 1: could go watch the taping of a show. Yeah, put
Speaker 1: your feet up. Yeah, absolutely, have a glass of cheers
Speaker 1: or whatever it's called. What's what's called? That's it, that's it.
Speaker 1: You got it. All the children as the green Glodian
Speaker 1: world and have yack dacks glasses. Pour a hot glass
Speaker 1: of jes courtesy of Bowen's coworker Keenan. Wow. Do you
Speaker 1: ever just look Keena in the eyes and say you
Speaker 1: are so iconic? I say that every time. I really is.
Speaker 1: He is iconic. He's been a sketch actor since he
Speaker 1: was fatile fatile blast. Like another Emmy nomination for him,
Speaker 1: And can we just say stop being cowards give Keenan
Speaker 1: the Emmy. Yes, everyone in the Television Academy, myself included,
Speaker 1: is a faggot until they vote for Keenan, and then
Speaker 1: your your faggotory melts away because you finally made a
Speaker 1: sensible decision in your life, sensible meaning straight, and you're
Speaker 1: no longer a Keenan should win, and I hope that
Speaker 1: our our endorsement did not hurt him just now, but no,
Speaker 1: he should win. And honestly, also we have to say
Speaker 1: shout out two friend of the pod, friend of this quartet,
Speaker 1: d see car Darcy, Miss Card and miss Arrow can finally,
Speaker 1: finally and couldn't happen to us Weader Peach, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I think the last time we all saw each other
Speaker 1: was when we were on the Zoom for your book release, Aaron,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And Darcy was before it was the
Speaker 1: number one, That was before the Whirlwinds. The Whirlwinds and
Speaker 1: Darcy sort of ran the room and the zoo Zoom
Speaker 1: was this zoom was really staffed, and it really gave
Speaker 1: you best seller energy totally. It just it just it
Speaker 1: just pretended that, I think, And it was really fun
Speaker 1: for you all get to meet um my all woman
Speaker 1: team at HarperCollins who are all iconic and all you know,
Speaker 1: like they really were iconic. They were really iconic. They
Speaker 1: were all zooming from like the most gorgeous shelter island. Yes, like,
Speaker 1: oh I want that life nowhere near a major metropolitan
Speaker 1: now that I'm thinking about it. Do we literally know
Speaker 1: half of that category because of course we get to
Speaker 1: give un up for Betty, Betty Gilben nominated again and
Speaker 1: finally huge deal on Chief. We know half of that category,
Speaker 1: more than half. But I think it's like there's literally
Speaker 1: there's nominees in the category yet. Yeah. So actually I
Speaker 1: won't do the math until you do the reading the
Speaker 1: list of the names. Darling, Dear, Darling, dear. I think
Speaker 1: it's because you want to know why there's eight because
Speaker 1: they have these weird rules now where it's like the
Speaker 1: number of people that are submitted dictate how many spots
Speaker 1: there are in the category. That's why in like Sketch
Speaker 1: series there's only three big millennial energy of everyone get surprized,
Speaker 1: and I think that not everyone should get a prize,
Speaker 1: and I think it should be our four friends and
Speaker 1: of course be amazed like Alex Botstein for the Winds.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't wait for Alex Borstein to
Speaker 1: win another Emmy and then over Zoom promote her line
Speaker 1: of like I don't know, like she's alive, she designs
Speaker 1: like I think, like I want to say, bras I
Speaker 1: don't I mean like, I mean, no, she hasn't. She's
Speaker 1: running a damn business. A damn day. She was really
Speaker 1: good in The Nurse and the Nurse Show Getting On.
Speaker 1: She was really good as Miss Swan. She was really good.
Speaker 1: Bowen really stands Miss Swan. I don't stand Miss Wan
Speaker 1: like you're on this podcast saying you can't do this.
Speaker 1: Now I'm saying no, or my my feelings on Miss
Speaker 1: Swan can develop over time. They can be complicated, complicated. No,
Speaker 1: I want to put getting on. Everyone on that show
Speaker 1: is amazing. Laurie Metcalf out Sports NC Nash is so good.
Speaker 1: She was playing like grounded and like straight manning Alex
Speaker 1: Borstein and Laurie, I'm like, that's incredible. And Lori, Lori Metcalf,
Speaker 1: I mean, that's some of the truly some of the
Speaker 1: best acting because she she was insane yet seemed completely real,
Speaker 1: insane yet like like like competent in this in this
Speaker 1: like high power, high status role, like such a fun
Speaker 1: role for her to play. And she said she's on
Speaker 1: the stage. She's always on the stage, Miss Hillary and Clinton,
Speaker 1: and always had that same theater. Every one of her
Speaker 1: shows is at the same theater. Is the booth the booth, No, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's the They did a doll's house where I saw
Speaker 1: her in a doll's house. I saw her in three
Speaker 1: and they have a lot of the plays because they
Speaker 1: have limited runs and then they have smaller houses, which
Speaker 1: is better for a play than like out Wicked. You
Speaker 1: know that was good. Thank you, I'm trained. Okay, talk
Speaker 1: about how you went to school with Katherine McBee. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did go to school with a fun She's so nice.
Speaker 1: She was always really sweet and she dropped out I
Speaker 1: guess her junior year to go do Idle and she
Speaker 1: was the class ahead of me. But a really fun story,
Speaker 1: um is that it was between her and my sister
Speaker 1: for a part in the main stage, and my sister
Speaker 1: got at that the story and McPhee foster eat absolute
Speaker 1: ship that said, have fun learning my lines as the
Speaker 1: understudy and not going on dear she said, which she said,
Speaker 1: here's the line for the understudy, which say hi to
Speaker 1: Simon Cowell for me fun losing to to a middle
Speaker 1: aged man named Taylor middle aged, but he had there.
Speaker 1: He actually suffered from looking middle aged. But that's unfortan.
Speaker 1: I mean, you can't win where is he? Well, he
Speaker 1: could win. I did win playing his harmonica, but that
Speaker 1: was prey. They like they didn't allow them instruments yet, right,
Speaker 1: that's when of all boys like that, like guitar just
Speaker 1: held the mic stands. It was where they were like
Speaker 1: you could tell they felt like really uncomfortable with their hands.
Speaker 1: They just started holding they would just hold the mic stands. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Dawtry would like basically holding at an angle the whole time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you're like, you need a guitar. Daughtry was Carrie
Speaker 1: Underwood season Yes, sir, that was no, no, no, that's wrong.
Speaker 1: So Carrie Underwood is the season four and then Kathy
Speaker 1: McPhee came in second season five. Daughtry was four or
Speaker 1: three and the Elliott three was all the gals. You
Speaker 1: was Jennifer Hudson getting like twelfth place, right. I just
Speaker 1: want to take it back and say it's the John
Speaker 1: Golden Theater. I figured it out. That's what Laurie loves.
Speaker 1: Hold on wait, wanted to wanted to put the Alex
Speaker 1: Borstein thing to bed really quick, to put with this
Speaker 1: with this factoid, did you know? And I will check
Speaker 1: with him about this again, but he's brought it up
Speaker 1: many times. Jared Frieder and my boyfriend is distant cousins
Speaker 1: with Alex Borstein. Okay, you know to something? Okay, Why,
Speaker 1: here's something. My grandmother is from Kentucky and really into genealogy,
Speaker 1: and she says that our people used to come from
Speaker 1: North Carolina, which is where Josh is from, and said
Speaker 1: that we are sharps in the past. So she says
Speaker 1: that we're because she's like that friend of you is
Speaker 1: you know that you write write with that your cousins,
Speaker 1: and I'm like kissing cousins. That's why it's uncomholy what
Speaker 1: we have done? How many times sexual partner? For I
Speaker 1: don't know the exact number. We always just say too,
Speaker 1: but it's it's maybe three or four, right, I think
Speaker 1: it's like a it's a loose it's like what do
Speaker 1: you count? Time? Yeah, what do you count? Sometimes maybe
Speaker 1: it's twelve, maybe it's one, you know, but great idea.
Speaker 1: I don't really know what to count sometimes. But the
Speaker 1: rhythm of the joke works best with two. I agree.
Speaker 1: And when the joke was born, it was true. We
Speaker 1: were two times sexual partners at that when we started
Speaker 1: saying that, and then we when we hooked up again,
Speaker 1: was like, let's just keep saying too. It's funnier than three.
Speaker 1: I mean, how do you said three? That would have
Speaker 1: made the audience that regularly comes to you. I believe
Speaker 1: that what it didn't happen. We did reference that, we
Speaker 1: did the same joke, and then of course said, actually
Speaker 1: we have again it's three, but the joke doesn't scan,
Speaker 1: and then just moved right on. So we did I
Speaker 1: think ourselves. I think I might have been there for
Speaker 1: that traw. Actually, you know, I famously went to a
Speaker 1: lot of your shows, wasn't um. I hope she makes it.
Speaker 1: I hope she makes it her. But Julius is the
Speaker 1: one that's in real danger. Well now they've got they're
Speaker 1: open for reservations, you can go and have a drink.
Speaker 1: And they did raise money on their fundraisers, so I'm
Speaker 1: sort of hoping that maybe that got them in a
Speaker 1: better place. Also, Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper had seen
Speaker 1: them in and out of that bar like leaving it.
Speaker 1: And if I think, if you are that rich and
Speaker 1: have gone there, take care of it, darling, take take
Speaker 1: care of the bar. If Julius closes, we all all
Speaker 1: of us baggets, get our pitchforks and storm Anderson Cooper's
Speaker 1: you know, fucking mansion and say how could you not
Speaker 1: you know you have seen you in there. How much
Speaker 1: do you think the monthly rent at the duplexes four
Speaker 1: or five dollars? I'll tell you what. It's easy enough
Speaker 1: for a Vanderbilt to afford, that's for sure. Dang No,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the duplex. Oh, the duplex. Du The
Speaker 1: duplex is big. Well Anderson Cooper Field spitting chew and
Speaker 1: tobacco out the side of his mouth. I have no
Speaker 1: clue what the duplex rent. Actually, I'm not good with
Speaker 1: these real estate neither of mine. I know that the
Speaker 1: Cowgirl in the Village, that restaurant is something insane like
Speaker 1: thirty thousand dollars a month, and that was like a
Speaker 1: while ago. Um, so I can't imagine it's cheap. Then
Speaker 1: my thing is like how are the how That's the
Speaker 1: crazy thing is it's like, you know, you hear about
Speaker 1: how these places are doing even in regular times of
Speaker 1: economic quote unquote prosperity. Now it's like, how are they
Speaker 1: doing this at all? Restaurants are always even successful. Ones
Speaker 1: are like a breath away from closing. Yeah, we can't
Speaker 1: be losing the duplex. We can't be losing well. I
Speaker 1: think Stone Landmark, Stone is gonna be fine. Duplex is
Speaker 1: not Duplexus a historic landmark, despite what they'd have you
Speaker 1: believed by who they've painted on the walls. You know, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: despite the fact that every show starts with New York's
Speaker 1: historic Cabaret Theater. Well, you know what ms streisand should
Speaker 1: chip in for the do Yeah, Babs, Babs should save
Speaker 1: Duplex Andy, Yeah, what do you? Allen should save the
Speaker 1: Duke play Tony Tony upations all can be forgiven? Wait
Speaker 1: that wait, I have to tell this story. That's one
Speaker 1: of my favorite times. Right before pandemic, I went and
Speaker 1: finally saw a baby te brunch with Charlene and dulphin
Speaker 1: Bushwick Tyler Ashley, where you know they do this like
Speaker 1: four hour long NonStop drag show, and at one point
Speaker 1: last weekend, at one point they were in the middle
Speaker 1: of the pop sweet and there was like, you know,
Speaker 1: about forty minutes pop songs and Michael Michael Jackson's Free
Speaker 1: Willie song came on and Tyler was sort of like
Speaker 1: lip sinking, and Charlene was on the other side of
Speaker 1: the restaurant, sprinted across just to grab the mic right
Speaker 1: when Michael Jackson started and go all is forgiven and
Speaker 1: the artist I've ever laughed, she ran just to say that.
Speaker 1: Just yeah, they're back to doing it on the roofs.
Speaker 1: Thank god, thank god. Well the last thing he did
Speaker 1: it on the roof there was no audience, but this
Speaker 1: time there was an audience of masked people outside sitting.
Speaker 1: You know. Um, they were doing that drive and drag
Speaker 1: here in l A. I know that looked fun. You
Speaker 1: know who went the other day was Ben Platt. He
Speaker 1: said it was really fun, and then I went, I
Speaker 1: was inspired to try to buy tickets last night and
Speaker 1: then they were all sold out. But I heard they're
Speaker 1: posting a lot of content. I also saw that young
Speaker 1: girl posting a lot of content, especially with um miss Plastique.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course was the Lasts Queen. But Plastic
Speaker 1: did some crazy number. Yeah, they were all doing crazy numbers.
Speaker 1: Violet was doing her aerial stuff for silks. Angie can
Speaker 1: really dance more than I knew she could. Well, that's
Speaker 1: why she got brought on to be an assassin, and
Speaker 1: then they gave her some like Joni Mitchell's to me.
Speaker 1: Can we talk about that? Wait, let's let's rein it
Speaker 1: in for a second and talk about and and the
Speaker 1: lip sync Assassin of it all? Did this work for
Speaker 1: you girls? And didn't? Really? I loved it because it
Speaker 1: was a way to like see all your faiths again
Speaker 1: without having to see them on All Stars, like just
Speaker 1: at which they all have been on, or a lot
Speaker 1: of it. It was just like, I don't know, it
Speaker 1: was fine. And I loved that we got sort of
Speaker 1: a masked singer moment every week where they would say
Speaker 1: a bunch of guesses that were wrong as you were
Speaker 1: like seeing their boots be revealed. It would every week
Speaker 1: the Trinity, Trinity, Trinity is in the chase. They'd all
Speaker 1: just be saying names. I loved the Assassin. I thought
Speaker 1: that was a fun advent in drag Race All Stars technology, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought it. I thought it kind of fucked up
Speaker 1: the numbers a little bit, or the winds or the
Speaker 1: thea if you're lost and when you want it felt
Speaker 1: like shameful. Witch Cracker lost all of hers or did
Speaker 1: she win the last one? Oh? Yeah, that one was
Speaker 1: like not even fair? That was that didn't count? She
Speaker 1: tied Morgen Vick Michaels Right, Oh, I forgot that that
Speaker 1: one was a tie. I'm saying like um like Juju.
Speaker 1: If they had done the traditional All Stars two through
Speaker 1: four format, then Juju bi would have definitely been in
Speaker 1: the top two, like at least three three weeks, except
Speaker 1: I think they wanted jujuno in to stand up challenge.
Speaker 1: You mean the the like you're in the bottom, or
Speaker 1: or that no, there's or that there's two winners and
Speaker 1: then the two winners lips saying for your legacy, right right, right, yes,
Speaker 1: then Juju would have been on top everyone. Yes, you're right,
Speaker 1: would have been to Shay. I was very happy Shay one.
Speaker 1: But I will say I have always loved ju since
Speaker 1: season two, and I thought she really did a wonderful job.
Speaker 1: Yet again, I was I was, I was part of
Speaker 1: he was expecting her to not, you know, sort of
Speaker 1: modernize with the culture the shifts that have happened since
Speaker 1: season two. But I feel like she's just like just
Speaker 1: as wonderful and compelling like as she was back then.
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, oh yeah, she's like Catia level
Speaker 1: like narration, like just wonderful and just funny in the
Speaker 1: challenges and made the final three every single time she's
Speaker 1: been on the only plus to her not winning is
Speaker 1: I hope that just every other year they bring her
Speaker 1: back to make up freak, like just forever, just be
Speaker 1: like every other All Stars and Juju bi Yes, yes
Speaker 1: we love. I thought the Top three was great and
Speaker 1: the only person I missed being there was Alexis Mateo
Speaker 1: because I think that actually top four. I wish she
Speaker 1: had been Top four. Yeah, Alexis Matteo was killing it
Speaker 1: and being so funny without really trying, which is I
Speaker 1: think the best way to be. And and then it
Speaker 1: was involved in drama, which is great. Girls were acting
Speaker 1: like they hadn't been on the show before and like
Speaker 1: stirring up ship, where I was like, wow, you've even
Speaker 1: been here, and they had like Juju Alexis and India
Speaker 1: like real queen queens before drag Race, so they're like
Speaker 1: I'll talk shit, I don't care, which was fun but whatever,
Speaker 1: we don't. They were like being here is not a
Speaker 1: given for me. So the fact that you're allowing me
Speaker 1: any platform, I will do whatever you want and a
Speaker 1: giant I wish had stayed longer. But she also was
Speaker 1: stirring up ship when she was there. She was like,
Speaker 1: well Derek told me this, you just got here. I
Speaker 1: like those Queens. We do love we we we touched
Speaker 1: on this last week. We do love Derek though at
Speaker 1: this point, yeah, I love Derek. Derek is Cannon. I
Speaker 1: wish Derek had lasted a couple more for the India
Speaker 1: Derek drama was funny. Nobody was killed, nobody was killed,
Speaker 1: nobody was killed, Pole died, people died, where people were killed,
Speaker 1: Nobody was killed, nobody was kilt. Ultimately, it's like, yes,
Speaker 1: was it a knockdown, drag out win for Shay Ultimately yes,
Speaker 1: because in that final challenge, there was no one to
Speaker 1: compete with her, like she essentially is her drag is
Speaker 1: like that engineer to do that execute that like big
Speaker 1: old pop star moment at the end. But I will
Speaker 1: say I don't think it was the clear win that
Speaker 1: Alaska's was, And I don't think and I think that
Speaker 1: there weren't think I don't know. But but ultimately, yes,
Speaker 1: was she the winner? Yes? But Bowen and I were
Speaker 1: saying all season long, like who was the star of
Speaker 1: the show, Who was the most fun to watch it?
Speaker 1: You know, it's like, yeah, there's more than one winner, really,
Speaker 1: really really when you think about it. And I want
Speaker 1: to say about season twelve, really really quickly. Um, she's
Speaker 1: incredibly talented. I had so much fun um hating Crystal
Speaker 1: Method the whole season. She's she's very very good, very good.
Speaker 1: Loved to make fun of her. Also very a different
Speaker 1: kind of story, pirate synergy from Crystal Meth. Crystal absolutely
Speaker 1: stop now, just like I pulled all the wigs out
Speaker 1: of that old suitcase. You know, we love that performer
Speaker 1: that goes out there and it's like and they're like,
Speaker 1: oh god when they when they did the political challenge
Speaker 1: and had to like, um, you know, improvise, and then
Speaker 1: the judges were like, you kept saying you'd bring glitter
Speaker 1: the White House. That's so funny. It was like finding
Speaker 1: your weird Crystal. She's really embracing her weird. No her,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, we love Crystal Method. Doing Poppy for Snatch
Speaker 1: Game is one of like the worst choices that's ever
Speaker 1: been made on the show. She should have been in
Speaker 1: the bottom, that she shouldn't believe she was, because she
Speaker 1: was like rarely in the bottom and she never was
Speaker 1: never in the bottom. Yeah, are you serious? I was
Speaker 1: surprised at how much I liked Canada Snatch Game. UK
Speaker 1: Snatch Game is one of the best snatch games of all.
Speaker 1: But Snatch Game was great. I haven't seen it yet,
Speaker 1: I haven't seen no spoilers, but what's wild is My
Speaker 1: only complain about Canada so far has been like I'm
Speaker 1: having fun, but I I like wish it was more
Speaker 1: like UK where not a lot of them are funny
Speaker 1: to me other than Jimbo. A lot of them are
Speaker 1: good drag queens. But I'm not always laughing a lot
Speaker 1: at Canada. But Snatch game is so solid. What was it?
Speaker 1: Who was doing? What did you want? Do you guys
Speaker 1: want to know? Yeah, jim So, I can't believe no
Speaker 1: one's done her crazy. And it's not even that Jimbo's
Speaker 1: impression is great, it's just so it doesn't have to be.
Speaker 1: It doesn't have to But Lemon does Jojo Siwa and it's,
Speaker 1: you know, very fine, but it's funny. I laughed a
Speaker 1: lot at it, and then um Scarlett it Bobo does liesa.
Speaker 1: But it was bad. It was a bad life. It
Speaker 1: was a bad Liza that again I laughed at a lot,
Speaker 1: like love. The impressions were bad, but I was laughing
Speaker 1: the catchphrase like Bobo's catchphrase that she kept saying even
Speaker 1: in the workroom when she was like work shopping. It
Speaker 1: was it fucking liesa. But it's like Liza Minelli never
Speaker 1: said that, did she. I love that that clip of
Speaker 1: Liza getting stopped by a TMZ and they're like, you
Speaker 1: can't sing, and she sings, and then but then when
Speaker 1: they're shutting the door, she goesank caring. We talked about
Speaker 1: it this that Brendon's Canals episode thank You, Thank You
Speaker 1: for Caring. Oh, it really is a tragic, beautiful, it's
Speaker 1: funny than the bio pig title. That's the biopig title,
Speaker 1: thank you, I hope not you. You're my mentor to
Speaker 1: you my mentor to You're my mentor to thank you,
Speaker 1: I love you. You're my mentor to she She also
Speaker 1: improvised quote unquote on James Lipton's inside the Actor's Studio
Speaker 1: and and then they're like playing music under her improv
Speaker 1: and she's the actor's studio improvising with another again no
Speaker 1: one's there, but like um to no one. And at
Speaker 1: the end she's like hey, you know, like where's your
Speaker 1: doing or whatever. But then at the very end she's like,
Speaker 1: don't forget me. And I love that. Well, that's the
Speaker 1: last line of Judy, don't forget, don't forget about me.
Speaker 1: Promise you won't and we won't. Judy won't. What's the
Speaker 1: most fucked up thing you've done during quarantine? Wow? What's
Speaker 1: the most? I will say this, I'll say something. The
Speaker 1: other day I had four meals full? What were the
Speaker 1: between between the hours of eleven am and seven pm?
Speaker 1: Not even a day? You want to know what the
Speaker 1: meals were? Yes? Please full? Orange chicken and chow mean
Speaker 1: both that one meal? Oh? At breakfast? Then at one
Speaker 1: I ordered three pies or apple crumble are hand pies
Speaker 1: to apple crumbles and a blueberry crumble. Ate them all
Speaker 1: and no coffee. Jessie Mueller baking you the pie, singing
Speaker 1: sugar apple. She was singing apple to be pie, A
Speaker 1: good pie joke. Then at three thirty I ordered two
Speaker 1: chicken casas from Taco Bell. And then finally at five thirty,
Speaker 1: I made myself a gigantic bowl of pasta. Not only
Speaker 1: four meals but sauce. That's what I'm saying. The first
Speaker 1: medal even thirty, the last at five thirty. I felt
Speaker 1: wretched afterwards, but I was like so hungry. It was
Speaker 1: right at you are high, no sickening. Remember the Chihuahua
Speaker 1: Yokiro Taco Bell, Yes, we love that chihuahua. That bitch,
Speaker 1: that wetch that wetch is a moment of culture. She
Speaker 1: really should have. It was like the Budweiser frogs where
Speaker 1: we said we love animals talking about our foods or drinks.
Speaker 1: We love that. Back then that was really cutting in.
Speaker 1: We just like go off. This was the air Bud,
Speaker 1: you know, generation a dog talking was sort of yeah,
Speaker 1: Airbud didn't talk, did he? But know what he could do?
Speaker 1: He could play sports and not just wops. He did
Speaker 1: all sorts of sports. Well, his children went on to
Speaker 1: play soccer or football as it's known internationally. What's what's Josh,
Speaker 1: what's the most sucked up thing you've done? What's the
Speaker 1: most fucked up thing? I feel like I should have
Speaker 1: cataloged how many times, but they certainly were like days
Speaker 1: that I like managed to come like six times in
Speaker 1: a day. You know. I also just thought that, like,
Speaker 1: I think my record has been six where the penis hurts, yes,
Speaker 1: exactly like a full like teenager like style masturbation day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the balls don't move with the balls leak nothing. Sometimes
Speaker 1: like I'll just have jacked off so much that it
Speaker 1: will just be like, yeah, yeah, a spider crawls out,
Speaker 1: which was a curse, and then yeah, and then immediately dies.
Speaker 1: Wait wait spoiler though. Jimbo does steal a joke from
Speaker 1: you guys in her Snatch Games as Joan River. She goes,
Speaker 1: there's a bit and towards the end where she keeps going,
Speaker 1: my vagina keeps falling out, there's a bumping. No, she goes,
Speaker 1: that's my vagina, it keeps falling out. Well, that's an
Speaker 1: Aaron and Josh joke. When that joke exists on film, No,
Speaker 1: that we did not copy, Jimbo, it's a pre existing joke.
Speaker 1: She must have seen a basement show at Upright Citizens
Speaker 1: in the Game in the year two thousand four of
Speaker 1: Our Lord in the univer two, the year the Best
Speaker 1: Picture winner was Unfaithful Bill Clinton had just known the presidency,
Speaker 1: Clinton newly in office. Well, I mean, what about you, Aaron,
Speaker 1: most fucked up thing you've done? Okay, Well, this is
Speaker 1: sort of a fun thing that happened to me as
Speaker 1: I got mono that attacked my liver and I had
Speaker 1: to get an m R I and um because I
Speaker 1: got to the hospital. I went to the hospital during corona,
Speaker 1: during corona virus. Is this when we thought you you
Speaker 1: might have had it? Yeah? I thought I had corona
Speaker 1: and that turns out it was mono that turned into
Speaker 1: like seglo metavirus or something. All the doctors, all the
Speaker 1: doctors slip into my d M s and tell me,
Speaker 1: I'm right, Umgovira and what is that? What is that?
Speaker 1: What is that? Well? I don't understand how you could
Speaker 1: not know from my explanation, it's what happens to mano
Speaker 1: when to attack your liver? Who are you? I'm He's right.
Speaker 1: Who were you kissing that you got mono? Which famous
Speaker 1: I know from having it in third grade? Who are
Speaker 1: you kissing on the liver? Who are you kissing on
Speaker 1: the liver? I kissed my husband by law, but I
Speaker 1: don't know if I got it from the common law. Um.
Speaker 1: And then so I had to get an m R I.
Speaker 1: And while I got at m R UM, they like
Speaker 1: are in your ears and like what music do you
Speaker 1: want to listen to? And I really panicked, but then
Speaker 1: I said, could you put on The York's Homogenic? And
Speaker 1: then like, um, the you know, they shoot cold like
Speaker 1: liquids into your veins, so it shows up on the
Speaker 1: while like New York was playing in my ears and
Speaker 1: and I liked it. And that's my god, science free.
Speaker 1: You actually are a science project for free, I said,
Speaker 1: I like this cold ship in my veins while the
Speaker 1: York sings to me. That's why I was sucked up.
Speaker 1: But when all was the most sucked up thing you've
Speaker 1: done in Quarantine thus far, I think it was just
Speaker 1: the other my curtain rons came undone right here, I'm
Speaker 1: pointing to them, right there, my curtain ron just like
Speaker 1: look stunning. Well, yes it's fixed, buddy. I hired a
Speaker 1: task grab It to come in and he came in
Speaker 1: and he had like glitter nail polished. I was like, okay, um,
Speaker 1: didn't nothing happen. But there was a moment I was
Speaker 1: like I could, I could flirt with this guy and
Speaker 1: like whatever, But then I decided not to. And that's
Speaker 1: the most sucked up thing you did in Quarry. That
Speaker 1: was flirting with a guy. And then not that I
Speaker 1: was like this close to potentially like fucking a stranger
Speaker 1: in my own apartment. A task grab it in my
Speaker 1: damn COVID era apartment. Very just to let you know
Speaker 1: when you said and I didn't lightning, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: Lightning and thunder mercy. Is this the hurricane? Are we
Speaker 1: getting a hurricane? Yeah, Isaiah's Isaiah, but it's fully a hurricane.
Speaker 1: Now I think it's a tropical storm. So I think
Speaker 1: it's apt microwave dinners. Well, this is what the thing
Speaker 1: I did today was I ordered to Seamless dinners, but
Speaker 1: one is for tomorrow because I don't feel like ordering delivery.
Speaker 1: To me, I do that all the time. I'll always
Speaker 1: got more from the same restaurant, of course, but ordered
Speaker 1: one dinner from cave or ordered ordered a different dinner
Speaker 1: from Seamless because you didn't want to just order something
Speaker 1: again tomorrow. I didn't want to make a delivery person
Speaker 1: go out and tomorrow in the rain and because of
Speaker 1: the storm. Okay, I get it now, and I actually
Speaker 1: I believe you just have a Nobel prize. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: it makes me feel sucked up because I'm just the
Speaker 1: glood of the food I'm just looking at. So there's
Speaker 1: just there's there's truly so much food in my apartment
Speaker 1: right now, Like I haven't refrigerated the second meal. I
Speaker 1: just feel very just combobulated. And that's my ship. That's
Speaker 1: my ship. That's everyone. Take a shot. Take a shot
Speaker 1: of your drink. I'm almost gone with mine. All right,
Speaker 1: here's to the girls. Wait did you like when you
Speaker 1: maybe already talked about this? Did you watch the Sondheim
Speaker 1: Zoom Show for his birthday? I didn't. When the when
Speaker 1: the three icons saying ladies who launched, Christine Baranski and
Speaker 1: Meryl Yeah, yeah, that was amazing. It was really really
Speaker 1: that was I will say in regards to that entire
Speaker 1: Zoom night, most of it was good. And then it
Speaker 1: felt really cheesy, very like absolutely musical theater soul, like
Speaker 1: here we are on Zoom, like giving you everything we've got,
Speaker 1: like you know, um, which which felt right, you know.
Speaker 1: I also love any any one of them deciding that
Speaker 1: they wanted to broadcast that they call him Steve. I
Speaker 1: love you, Steve, and you're super close. I also love
Speaker 1: like Mandy and Bernie being like acapella. It's just like no,
Speaker 1: p just too good for it, too good for it.
Speaker 1: Mandy Patinkin might be too good for it, though Mandy,
Speaker 1: Mandy is too good for it. Was so hot and
Speaker 1: Sunday in the Park, go back and watch that, like
Speaker 1: and the Princess Bride. Well, yes, but Montoya so hot,
Speaker 1: but that that's not him doing, that's not Mandy doing man. No, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: But I did have a crush as that as a
Speaker 1: wee school girl. Yes, I don't think that Carrie l was. Ye.
Speaker 1: I was kind of into them all except the ones
Speaker 1: I wasn't. Don't. Don't you think that Taylor Swift she
Speaker 1: should write a musical version for Broadway of The Princess Bride. Now,
Speaker 1: Adam Gettle was was doing it, but I believe was released.
Speaker 1: I think that Taylor should do it because I think
Speaker 1: that I'm trying to think about what probably musical she
Speaker 1: should do, like sort of how Sarah Barellas did Waitress.
Speaker 1: And I think The Princess Brian is perfectly tail is brand, yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe even more. But it's got princesses, it's got princess
Speaker 1: it's got romance, it's like jokes And I love Taylor,
Speaker 1: but I don't know that she's funny. Well, then here's
Speaker 1: what you do. You complete and utter fag. You hire
Speaker 1: someone who writes a good book. Duh know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Don't you imagine like some funny songs between two like
Speaker 1: funny character. I think you haven't really listened to Taylor
Speaker 1: because she actually can be quite a comedian. I don't
Speaker 1: know about that, and gorgeous when she goes alone, she goes.
Speaker 1: I guess I'll just go back home to my cats alone,
Speaker 1: and she goes because you want to come along? I
Speaker 1: love that classic setup punchline. Yeah, I'm here here, I
Speaker 1: am clutching my damn sides, laughing and so damn hard
Speaker 1: the way I'm looking at you to telegraph that I'm mad.
Speaker 1: H huh, very good. When I had a dog before
Speaker 1: she died, well, this is this is bad. Lady the
Speaker 1: dog one time she saw a dog across the street
Speaker 1: and went but she just like how would you say,
Speaker 1: jetted her neck out, but like her butt on the ground.
Speaker 1: The way lady threw her a dirty look the way lady,
Speaker 1: side of the way lady her, the way she threw glad,
Speaker 1: the way she threw Now, this is a fun game. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's some other pop stars and let's assign them an
Speaker 1: existing Okay, to be clear, this is to write original
Speaker 1: songs for It's not like you're going to x Y No, no, no,
Speaker 1: not there at work they're writing. Or Okay, here's someone
Speaker 1: who I think is a mess but would write a
Speaker 1: good musical. I don't know what one. With jesse Ja,
Speaker 1: I feel like would write a good musical of what
Speaker 1: existing property, that's the game something like. I do think
Speaker 1: she would have done a good like mean Girls, you know,
Speaker 1: like very like Party in the USA, like kind of
Speaker 1: she wrote that tune less. I think she could write
Speaker 1: something like one of those between or maybe Clueless the musical.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, j j would be good. Yeah, Matt. Matt disagrees.
Speaker 1: I feel like jesse j should do something more like
Speaker 1: like British adapt or like something like that, like or
Speaker 1: like bad Education or something, or like what's it called
Speaker 1: what's the Netflix thing section? Sex education? Yeah, okay, how
Speaker 1: about wait are we allowed? I'm gonna just say kind
Speaker 1: of property. Rihanna does Cool Runnings, the musical, Honor Hurt
Speaker 1: Your Making Roots. She's from Barbados, complete fools, not calling
Speaker 1: you in, calling you up, calling me in, calling me
Speaker 1: in hell and down right now and shutting you down,
Speaker 1: the only one Rihanna. Rihanna should do The Godfather. Okay,
Speaker 1: I agree with Rihanna. That's rule up, rule up. Culture
Speaker 1: number nine God and lyrics and music. Okay, how about this?
Speaker 1: It would be really good Joanna Newsom Shuler's list. Yeah
Speaker 1: that that actually like she's not Jewish, but other than
Speaker 1: that doesn't need to be. Just like Rihanna doesn't have
Speaker 1: to be Jamaican to do cool runnings. Very true. Yeah
Speaker 1: you found that said to honor her Jamaican darling dear,
Speaker 1: I just too. She has to making citizenship at least
Speaker 1: so God, Okay, thank god she watches the passport Alright,
Speaker 1: let me write hurt you making passport write this. Feel
Speaker 1: the rhythm, feel the rye Jamaica. We are a Bob
Speaker 1: sled team. There's already a song in a Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: there's a gorgeous music okay, and it would be very
Speaker 1: beetle juice. That would be jump in line and time
Speaker 1: and bring the house would do a good beat. Would
Speaker 1: have done a good Beetle jice. Oh yeah, Goodaga should
Speaker 1: Gaga should do like something weird like psycho psycho the
Speaker 1: music psych like in the Shower No Shoulder and psychot
Speaker 1: should do the sounds of lambs. That's really good. Wait
Speaker 1: now I'm like excited about these as if they're happening. Well,
Speaker 1: I'll call them. I'll call them all, call them, call
Speaker 1: them all. What should Mariah do? Something? Grand Maria? What
Speaker 1: this girl Mariah was supposed to like work on me
Speaker 1: and girls? That's she should do a Christmas musical. She
Speaker 1: should do the grande the music should home alone like
Speaker 1: a boy soprano, whistletone to the fucking odds. Mariah should
Speaker 1: do Die Hard. Mariah should do in Bruise another Christmas film.
Speaker 1: I love that. You know what Katy Perry should do,
Speaker 1: she'd be a good one too. Katy Perry should do
Speaker 1: um Once upon a Time in Hollywood. Yeah. I thinking
Speaker 1: Katy Perry should do My Little Pony the Stage musical. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Little Bony Right? Can I say I'm still not over Daisies.
Speaker 1: I love Daisy's by Katy Perry the Alpha. I don't
Speaker 1: have much to say about it, Frankly, the album concept
Speaker 1: is so unfortunate. Smile, and she's in sucking a clown
Speaker 1: costume and I don't think it's that bad. It's bad
Speaker 1: she is not at this at this stage in her career.
Speaker 1: She should not. She's regressing. Dear, you know, you know
Speaker 1: what you need to do. Smile. What do you think
Speaker 1: of her Matt, have you watched the New Idols? SE's
Speaker 1: I do not watch the New America listen in the
Speaker 1: in the beginning of Core when it was like oh god,
Speaker 1: oh god. But now I watched some of this season
Speaker 1: of Idol, and Katie Perry really was giving it to
Speaker 1: me as a judge in like a camp way that
Speaker 1: she was sometimes I can't wait a wig and I
Speaker 1: can't even think of what she was dressed as. But
Speaker 1: like sometimes would just be like fully like a remote control,
Speaker 1: like a cardboard box, and everyone be like, what's what's
Speaker 1: this form? And she's like, I don't know, and you're like, okay,
Speaker 1: She's like in her home with a ring light, like
Speaker 1: dressed in a big like refrigerator. She definitely was like
Speaker 1: an earlier season she was dressed up like a Disney
Speaker 1: character and she did that was Disney Day though at least,
Speaker 1: but she kept a character. Yeah she was Ursula, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and she was in characters and she was giving like
Speaker 1: negative critiques like in character. I did like the way
Speaker 1: you say, it's like, that's that Carol. She should have, yeah,
Speaker 1: Pat Carroll, she should have just pretended to steal everyone's
Speaker 1: voice and given no critiques. Are you guys excited about
Speaker 1: Melissa McCarthy becoming Ursula? I think that could be fun.
Speaker 1: It's fine, it's fine. I love Melissa McCarthy. I just
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know who They should have
Speaker 1: given it to a drag queen. I think she's she's
Speaker 1: really fine. Would have been exotic and then the world
Speaker 1: would have seen it. She know she? I do mean
Speaker 1: when I when I say that German, she would have
Speaker 1: been great. She would have been great, and then honor
Speaker 1: the divine routes give it to a drag queen? You know? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is Beionce I ever going to do a stage musical? Oh?
Speaker 1: Maybe when she's like eighty five and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. She probably feels like better than that.
Speaker 1: She needs that, Tony. Does she have an oscar yet?
Speaker 1: For something? Does not have an Emmy? What should have
Speaker 1: she should have for Homecome? Was Homecome? Well? She absolutely
Speaker 1: should have for Homecome, But they're given it to James
Speaker 1: Cordon plays Hop Scotch. It's ridiculous, that's insane. They hate Beyonce,
Speaker 1: they're jealousous. Adele could write a good musical. Adele could
Speaker 1: do normal people, normal people, says normal people. Yeah, something
Speaker 1: really someone thing where like someone loses a baby. You
Speaker 1: know what it has as like something uk and something
Speaker 1: with with like a whirlwind romance or tragedy deep loss.
Speaker 1: You know what Taylor should do love? Actually, yes, that's
Speaker 1: that's perfect for a Taylor. It is and she and
Speaker 1: she and she loves. She's an anglophile. That Del should
Speaker 1: do obvious child, that's what it should be. She should
Speaker 1: be the Jenny slate because it Del is funny too. No, gel,
Speaker 1: there's a funny there's a funny singer. Pink should do
Speaker 1: Batman forever. Don't even do other Batman's just go straight
Speaker 1: to forever. I of that. Yeah, you're right, because obviously
Speaker 1: you have Robin doing his aerial tricks, a little bit
Speaker 1: of this little bit of that. You know, if you
Speaker 1: put it in the John Golden, Laurie Metcalf would play Batman. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Robin the artist does. Maybe midsom are Oh that's a
Speaker 1: good Joanna Newsom too, Yeah, mid Summer would be good. Um. Honestly,
Speaker 1: Billie Eilish for Hereditary, Yeah, the musical Everyone's to Colette
Speaker 1: has a gorgeous, stunning voice and I'm not joking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Tony Tony should play the singing role of Tony. She
Speaker 1: can pop right in play the role own it in
Speaker 1: all mediums. Absolutely, she wanted Tony or just was nominated nominated.
Speaker 1: She doesn't want ship Yeah, which is a tragedy. I
Speaker 1: don't even think they've tossed her a golden globe as
Speaker 1: a pity. Sorry, babe, here's a globe. She may win
Speaker 1: an Emmy this year, but no, they give it to Merit. No,
Speaker 1: because Merritt's not nominated, so they did not nominate Merritt Weaver,
Speaker 1: and they did not nominate Caitlin Deaver and then they
Speaker 1: didn't Merit win. She wins so many em She won
Speaker 1: for that other show, what was the show? She was in?
Speaker 1: Hills Pills Pills, Nurse Jackie, Nurse Jackie. She won for
Speaker 1: this limited series two. She She's got a couple of
Speaker 1: Emmy's Merritt Weaver, Taylor's for Run for Run. Taylor would
Speaker 1: be good for a Nurse Jackie music. Sure sure wait
Speaker 1: total total left turn? Um have you have you guys
Speaker 1: seen Legendary? I've watched the first app and at a
Speaker 1: time when I could not continue, Um, but I will
Speaker 1: go back to it. Here's my impression of Jimmila judging
Speaker 1: was supreme. So thank you for your supreme dancing. To mind,
Speaker 1: So Matt's, Judy and I were watching in l A
Speaker 1: and we were all stoned out of our minds. And
Speaker 1: then I we were all just doing impressions of Jamila
Speaker 1: and then mine for whatever reason, was I mean, like
Speaker 1: man's duty were doing actual impressions in mine? I was.
Speaker 1: I did not, I could not generate the words, and
Speaker 1: so instead I so I said, your dancing was supreme
Speaker 1: for some reason. Just that's just a fun little it's
Speaker 1: just a fun little earhead you're dancing. I don't think think,
Speaker 1: I don't think d who just Kennaman. That's when we
Speaker 1: said crown her what drugs? So Liver and Divina did
Speaker 1: the I don't think that we love I mean, she
Speaker 1: said in a bunch. But there was the one where
Speaker 1: the red dress and sil a red wig and a
Speaker 1: silver dress. I don't think, like you always wear that
Speaker 1: red wig and that's still a dress. And she goes
Speaker 1: a red wig in sil dress. I don't think back
Speaker 1: back doing much better. It was very good, much much
Speaker 1: much much and Daddy Betty ash. One thing I loved
Speaker 1: about Baga is when it got to the top three
Speaker 1: and it was like, why should you win back? It
Speaker 1: was just sort of like, to be honest, I've made
Speaker 1: it as far as I can go. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: like that, huh, Matt hasn't seen uk Oh God, I
Speaker 1: have seen Okay, I've seen Okay. I thought that the
Speaker 1: top three were the only been the Chinese people. Despite
Speaker 1: me being I was just I was a Scheryl whole fan.
Speaker 1: I love Ryls very you, Matt, and I mean that
Speaker 1: I know she is like the Alyssa sort of. I
Speaker 1: really loved Blue Hydrange and she was such a little
Speaker 1: bit like her read so mean. Blue was great? What
Speaker 1: about something? What about something wrong? I did I love something?
Speaker 1: That's when I started getting sad when they were leaving,
Speaker 1: or maybe even right before her. The one before her
Speaker 1: is what's vinegar? Vinegar? Who wasn't good? But I like,
Speaker 1: like she was great. Even the bisexual was like, okay,
Speaker 1: I loved the bisexual Crystal oh oh wait, never mind
Speaker 1: Scarity Cat Oh she was a mess. I don't even
Speaker 1: think she was by. There was a straight guy on it. No,
Speaker 1: she was straight for an episode and then it's like no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm by and everyone's like, that was chut the bye
Speaker 1: one was scaredy cat, right, Yes, we need more that
Speaker 1: I don't know. Oh no, no it was I had
Speaker 1: a weird name, Chris Crystal. We need a bio we
Speaker 1: need a boie. Yes, Barbie did that cat look and
Speaker 1: came out in the runway and just went, no one's listening,
Speaker 1: No one's listening to me. When what do you need?
Speaker 1: What do you need? We need a bio king on
Speaker 1: drag Race, a straight male who dressed us like a
Speaker 1: man a straight dress. Not even just a bio king,
Speaker 1: a straight bio king, straight heterosexual bio king. The category
Speaker 1: is like prom and then just and he doesn't even
Speaker 1: show up. He stays at home and yells at the
Speaker 1: TV screen because his team's losing. Go red Sox would
Speaker 1: Rue would be like, I like this and you this guy,
Speaker 1: this guy, you know what he's real? Go how brave
Speaker 1: it was of you to come on this show? And
Speaker 1: I mean the internet's all doing it, but everybody's dragon.
Speaker 1: What's his name? Jeffrey Boyer Chapman for his like Rue impression?
Speaker 1: Basically right, that's the that's the Canada takes. I think
Speaker 1: I think that if there's something off about the Canada
Speaker 1: version of Judge Grace. It's the judging feels like non intentional.
Speaker 1: It feels like they're all doing shadows of what Rue does.
Speaker 1: And I think it's because they're not just letting Brooklyn
Speaker 1: be the authority that Brooklyn obviously and again thinks crazy
Speaker 1: that you meet the guest judge and then now they're
Speaker 1: instantly Rue, like I've only known you ten seconds and
Speaker 1: you're like mixed the best woman with I think they're
Speaker 1: just there to host it, like they're the guest host
Speaker 1: and so they're the other judges. Are the judges, like Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: Stacy and Brooklyn are the judges. But even that, I'm like,
Speaker 1: but the host is not doing the workroom. It's like
Speaker 1: I just met you at minute seventy, right. Think the
Speaker 1: show needs a host and the show needs an authority figure,
Speaker 1: and I think it's just I think it should be
Speaker 1: Chi Josh. Josh. Yeah, you're very Canadian and and no,
Speaker 1: I mean personally for me, like I'm not loving the
Speaker 1: way that they're playing their roles because I feel book
Speaker 1: feels restricted and I feel like the other like Stacy,
Speaker 1: I like, but Jeffrey is there. Um, But the fact
Speaker 1: that the cast and the queens are so compelling and
Speaker 1: great and like a well I think speaks to I
Speaker 1: mean like the fact that I'm still watching despite the judging. Um,
Speaker 1: it's just to taste demented these queens, and I hope
Speaker 1: the casting wins an Emmy. Yeah, I mean Jim bow
Speaker 1: in that first episode when he was being screen that
Speaker 1: I have seen that I have seen that clip. Um,
Speaker 1: and then this this most recent lip sync they it
Speaker 1: was the runway theme was Night of a Thousand Selenes,
Speaker 1: and then the lip sync way it's great. The lip
Speaker 1: sync was I drove all night and it was phenomenal,
Speaker 1: that phenomenal lipsync. Yes, yes, it's a great. It's exceeded
Speaker 1: my expectations. I will say, you know what I forgot
Speaker 1: this is so we're just talking about drag Race, but
Speaker 1: I forgot how good that Brooklyn really the reason we
Speaker 1: were here. But yeah, um, that that Evie and Brooklyn
Speaker 1: um lip sync in season eleven is so good. I
Speaker 1: think about it's it's one of the best of the
Speaker 1: whole series. It's crazy. I didn't forget if he doesn't
Speaker 1: have bones, even didn't have bones about Brooklyn to just
Speaker 1: throw in her body and remind I had to remind
Speaker 1: a drag Race text thread when Evie was the assassin.
Speaker 1: They were like why Evie, and I was like, she
Speaker 1: don't have bones, you're about She's about to bend and
Speaker 1: the true assassin, a true assassin. Oh and we can
Speaker 1: talk about Roxy Roxy Andrews. Her lip sync assassin was
Speaker 1: so good. Oh, speaking of amazing. Now that I got
Speaker 1: this fat bike in ass, I think I need a
Speaker 1: thick and juicy strap to put across. She should sell those,
Speaker 1: Roxy should sell that. Has your ass gotten bigger? Is
Speaker 1: this a real thing? Yeah? I've got thick thighs and
Speaker 1: a fat ass. Rogers. He's been saying this since the
Speaker 1: moment he touched a bicycle. I'm gonna get thick thighs
Speaker 1: and fat ass fourteen miles back. He telling me I
Speaker 1: don't have a fat ass. Now that's four miles, honey,
Speaker 1: that's four miles. I only work out glues. Okay, you'll
Speaker 1: say you'll send me posted up in my room sort
Speaker 1: of like that, like that, like, oh my god, he
Speaker 1: just my number one attribute. I know what the girls want, honey,
Speaker 1: I know I've seen the fence stuff. Oh yeah, seen
Speaker 1: hash Do we all have fenced. This air doesn't have
Speaker 1: a fence. I don't. And there's you know, I don't
Speaker 1: think sometimes I post disgusting things too close friends. I
Speaker 1: sometimes do that too, And then I realized, I think
Speaker 1: my close friends is just a little too wide, like
Speaker 1: my mind is like every gay person I've when I
Speaker 1: did it that I put on it and then have
Speaker 1: never done it again. It's just it's gay people. My
Speaker 1: whole ist. For my sisters only, that's sweet. But between
Speaker 1: sisters we can say between sisters, Leland should do the
Speaker 1: Broadway adaptation of drag Race. Bru's working on it. I'm sure. Well,
Speaker 1: speaking of, we actually are doing ads on this podcast
Speaker 1: for drag Race Vegas. Here's here's what I wanted. Even now,
Speaker 1: even now, this is well, this is what I want. Well,
Speaker 1: no it's not. It's not for the show, for the
Speaker 1: which I will watch. Well, and I'm sure they shot
Speaker 1: it as a docuseries as promo for the live show.
Speaker 1: It does look expensive, actually like it looks like a
Speaker 1: real docuseries in the trailer where you're like, you shot
Speaker 1: this on real cameras, Yeah, it looks like the real
Speaker 1: world or whatever, the real world Miami. There's nothing like
Speaker 1: the real world and I do miss it. Let's bring
Speaker 1: it by reboots are in bitch, Roger, What what reality
Speaker 1: show would you be on? Survivor me? If you had
Speaker 1: to be on one Big you'd kill on Big Brother?
Speaker 1: Do you think I would kill on Big Brother? Well,
Speaker 1: like you'd be a memorable character and would not win.
Speaker 1: I think you would never win a reality show, but
Speaker 1: you'd get far. I think that's my narrative to I like,
Speaker 1: go far and then they're like, we gotta get rid
Speaker 1: of this. I think if I win on Amazing Race
Speaker 1: with my brother, we could win. No its producers do
Speaker 1: they want you to win? Because they're like, actually the
Speaker 1: planes grounded and they want me to I don't know
Speaker 1: what I would be on. I think I would be
Speaker 1: on I think that we would do really good once No,
Speaker 1: not Amazing Race. I don't think we would do well.
Speaker 1: I think you would do well maybe with someone else,
Speaker 1: but I would you can come with me. I think
Speaker 1: we'd be good on the Floora's lava, Who's Who's we?
Speaker 1: Me and my me and my my girls. I think
Speaker 1: that I think the four of us would be good
Speaker 1: on it. That's good. Do they do four or I
Speaker 1: think three is the three might be the caps, so
Speaker 1: one of us might have to sit out and watch
Speaker 1: one of you guys vote for me to sit out,
Speaker 1: so the whole thing. No, No, I'll cheer for you
Speaker 1: and you don't want to come. Josh and Aaron are
Speaker 1: tall and like they can they can like sort of
Speaker 1: bridge gaps. Very yeah, but you have the strongest legs
Speaker 1: so that you can jump the far but you can't
Speaker 1: sit out. And we can't have an all white team.
Speaker 1: I won't allow that. They've all honey, they've been all white,
Speaker 1: and I'm so sorry been all white. It is right.
Speaker 1: That's saying enough color on the cast of Flora's Lava.
Speaker 1: It's a cast. Oh, it's so good. Is it like
Speaker 1: budgets of a hidden temple? Like run around? Yeah? Is
Speaker 1: it like those um like Japanese ones where they like
Speaker 1: impossible obstacle courses where people fall a lot. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it is very Japanese, I would say, But it's for
Speaker 1: some reason they've they've the veneer on. It is very
Speaker 1: like right wing. It's very like wipe out. It's very
Speaker 1: like wipe out. Keeps calling it right wing to it's no,
Speaker 1: I understand, Like it's American Gladiator. That yes, yes, that
Speaker 1: whole gig, that whole gig, Darling, dear darling, dearest darling. Damn. Well,
Speaker 1: what would I be good on? I can't. I feel
Speaker 1: like I'd be great on weakest Link, that famous reality,
Speaker 1: So yes it is, I would I should host weakest Link.
Speaker 1: You know there's the new weakest link on Quimby. You
Speaker 1: can do that famous catchphrase, you are the weakest link.
Speaker 1: I don't think. You just say keep saying, Kenneman doesn't
Speaker 1: you don't know if it's good or bad. You just say.
Speaker 1: You just say, I do love RuPaul and weakest link.
Speaker 1: Um and like I don't I forget what the question was,
Speaker 1: but ruclear that doesn't know the answer, so he just
Speaker 1: goes Shaka Khan was when was Rulan rikas link? Rusin
Speaker 1: me just liking, Yes, celebrity, we just linking to dozen too,
Speaker 1: wearing like a cheap ass blonde wig and pink really yeah,
Speaker 1: and she was on, wasn't she? Oh she was a
Speaker 1: millionaire as a boy, but she was on the famously
Speaker 1: on Project Runway like looking like ships like yeah, the
Speaker 1: famous that still haunts right before the up she looks
Speaker 1: like fucking Rebecca Glass Cock Season one, like just walked
Speaker 1: right out of the season one lens to what are
Speaker 1: they going to bring her back for All Stars? I
Speaker 1: think she quit drag, but she'd do it again for
Speaker 1: me one. I think she quit drag. What she'd do
Speaker 1: it again for one? Text from the world's best selling author, Honey,
Speaker 1: she crawling back, but the ball is finally at number two,
Speaker 1: dear ones. I do think it would juice All Stars
Speaker 1: if they start letting some of the girls from the
Speaker 1: other countries. I was gonna say, that's that's a great idea.
Speaker 1: Want to bag of chips on it? All Stars and winners.
Speaker 1: I bet like the Vivian would have been doing All
Speaker 1: Stars and it was such a good story, took right
Speaker 1: through the American market, you know she would They should
Speaker 1: do like Miss Universe and have and UK and Canada
Speaker 1: and U s A. They didn't one and is it Venezuela.
Speaker 1: It's called the Switch? Oh yes, I don't know why
Speaker 1: it's not called drag Race. It's just called the Switch.
Speaker 1: They're about to start Hollands drag Race. Yeah, they're about
Speaker 1: to start like Netherlands. Good, there's not white queens. This
Speaker 1: is Holland's opus drag race. Oh, who should do that?
Speaker 1: Who should do the Broadway Mrs Mr Holland's Open, Mr
Speaker 1: Hollands Open, that would have to be the amazing, be incredible,
Speaker 1: said Mary Morris. Should do Elma and Louise. Oh that's good.
Speaker 1: Wait where were we going to say? Oh? Um, I
Speaker 1: got I received The only time I've ever seen Mr
Speaker 1: Holland's opus was in high school and I received my
Speaker 1: first blowjob to it. That's iconic by a young girl,
Speaker 1: By a young girl. Well she's a child now yea
Speaker 1: from me, she's father, She's stuck your dick. And she
Speaker 1: was absolutely hext from that point on, because what is it?
Speaker 1: Mother Mary was cooking up some storm that night or
Speaker 1: whatever the phrases Mother Mary was that night? What is it, Mercy?
Speaker 1: You got it? No, you got it? You got it?
Speaker 1: Mother Mary was cooking up something something, some jum storm night.
Speaker 1: Mother Mary was cooking up something jumbalaya that night? What
Speaker 1: is it? Mercy me? It looks like God's Miss may
Speaker 1: has come in the game Mercy. Here comes Mayhem Miller.
Speaker 1: Oh God may, I will say Mayhem Miller. And in
Speaker 1: the first episode of All Stars five in the Talent
Speaker 1: Show that that song is so funny and stupid. I
Speaker 1: think it's like an egg. Yeah, I have to quit
Speaker 1: the corning. Quit. My judging is so different from what
Speaker 1: happens on the show. Yeah, I know, Winner is what
Speaker 1: I said named at Mayhem bottom two, I say winner,
Speaker 1: Well we all yeah, yeah, yeah, Crown Crystal method. We
Speaker 1: had different opinions ground Crystal, ground crystal um. But you
Speaker 1: know if Aaron, if you bring back Glasscock, you're going
Speaker 1: to be competing against her. Is Deja Blue and me
Speaker 1: and Glasscock. I'll be like, this reminds me of our season.
Speaker 1: You guys are she won't even remember y'all have a
Speaker 1: vaguest feud as well. Oh yeah, okay, I think it's time.
Speaker 1: Don't you think I think it might be time. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Which is our you know one
Speaker 1: minute segment that we do to take just some time,
Speaker 1: sixty seconds of time actually exact to rail against something
Speaker 1: in pop culture that we don't like. No more, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. And Matt, do you have something that you're
Speaker 1: going I don't think so, honey, I really don't. But
Speaker 1: I can, I can, I can okay, I can't, I
Speaker 1: can go No, I'm going Okay, this is Okay, so
Speaker 1: MAT's gonna go. This is Matt Rodgers. I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey. As time starts now, I don't think so honey. Cake.
Speaker 1: I don't like cake. It's too filling. You have one
Speaker 1: bite of cake, you're done for the week. Fucker, let
Speaker 1: me tell you something about birthday cake. It's so sad
Speaker 1: to me. And I don't think, so honey, that cake
Speaker 1: is what everyone gets on their birthday, because guess what, hon,
Speaker 1: I prefer a cookie up high. I prefer and ice
Speaker 1: cream cake, just not that kind of cake. And of
Speaker 1: course when I say cake, of course I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey, I'm saying ice cream cake. I'm talking about
Speaker 1: that cake batter disgusting. Everyone knows. The only good part
Speaker 1: of the cake is the frosting. Cut to me a
Speaker 1: young child, and whenever anyone would make cupcakes and bad
Speaker 1: for the class, I would lick off the icing and
Speaker 1: leave the cake, and the teachers would yell. They'd say,
Speaker 1: why aren't you eating that whole thing? And I'd say,
Speaker 1: because I ate the good part. Little did I know
Speaker 1: this wasn't even the cake I was eating. It was
Speaker 1: merely the icing, because I don't like cake. In fact,
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Honey cake from a very young age.
Speaker 1: Cake also makes their hips. Why I did not the
Speaker 1: good way not to receive in birth children? Honey just
Speaker 1: makes you a big old, big old, big old boy.
Speaker 1: That's one you know, You know that something when you
Speaker 1: get sucked by a man held you give birth to
Speaker 1: a child. And I received honey. That's what I call it.
Speaker 1: Whenever a man. There is something about sex, you know,
Speaker 1: there's something really enticing about it, putting his penis inside
Speaker 1: of you. Oh my goodness, to be filled with a penis.
Speaker 1: When's the last time? Absolutely stuffed? Okay, so famously in
Speaker 1: my relationship that I'm in, UM marriage, my marriage, I
Speaker 1: would call myself pretty distinctly the top of the part
Speaker 1: the topping partner and UM, but very recently M due
Speaker 1: to medical procedures, UM, I bottomed for my lover. And
Speaker 1: then afterwards, I said, and we've been together, I said
Speaker 1: that kind, I said, we've been We've been together over
Speaker 1: I think like thirteen or fourteen years. I'd have to
Speaker 1: crunch the numbers. And then I asked him, I said,
Speaker 1: how many times do you think you have topped me? Like?
Speaker 1: How many times? And he was like, M less than ten.
Speaker 1: That's true. So I think that was like number four
Speaker 1: or five. Um, but I bottomed in like um, I
Speaker 1: think February or March for another. I have congratulations okay
Speaker 1: now and now is the time for boone Yang. So
Speaker 1: I don't think so here we go. Uh yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: rise to him, alright, boon Yang, your time for your
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey starts now. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Baking soda girl, she feels a little too mid century
Speaker 1: to me, Darling, What are you doing sitting in my
Speaker 1: fridge absorbing all the odors? It feels like, I don't
Speaker 1: people use you to cook? I don't know what you do?
Speaker 1: Make yourself known baking soda. You better rebrand so that
Speaker 1: the young children know what the hell you're damn purpose
Speaker 1: even is baking soda the arm and hammer makes it
Speaker 1: invokes some socialist image for me. So unless you are,
Speaker 1: unless you're seizing the means of production deer or telling
Speaker 1: your cure customers how to do such a thing, bitch,
Speaker 1: I don't think you're I don't think you're actually lining
Speaker 1: up politically with what your imagery portends it to be. Darling, dearest,
Speaker 1: sonny baking soda. My fridge is a mess, and my
Speaker 1: my fridge smells like the damn kim chee that I've
Speaker 1: stuffed in there. And you can't even sucking from the kimchee.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what you're doing baking soda? It
Speaker 1: can someone please tell me what the use of baking
Speaker 1: soda is? And that's one minute. I went against cake,
Speaker 1: and you went against baking soda, big baking, big baking.
Speaker 1: We don't love this, like, I agree, Bowen, I don't
Speaker 1: know what the hell you use that stuff? What do
Speaker 1: you use it for? You're right that it does feel
Speaker 1: very old wives tale to be like, and it's soaks
Speaker 1: in the odors like, I don't know the science of
Speaker 1: that ever told me. No one's ever explained. New girls
Speaker 1: who big young fucking fools the google. The young girls
Speaker 1: who bake aren't using baking soda? What the hell are
Speaker 1: they using at all? But now, which one of you
Speaker 1: would like to go first? I don't care. I can
Speaker 1: go or or I can give it to my sister.
Speaker 1: I don't care at all. Well, let's just say make
Speaker 1: it one of you boys pick. We don't want to pick.
Speaker 1: I've chosen yes, I picked and bone and I are
Speaker 1: going to stay at the same time that three two one,
Speaker 1: Josh Wow, Okay, this is Josh Sharps. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: His time starts now. Okay, So y'all really want to
Speaker 1: know what I don't think? So, honey? Huh? Is that
Speaker 1: what y'all want to know? What the thing is that
Speaker 1: I I'm talking to you, honey, But then that I
Speaker 1: don't think is so. I bet you are and to
Speaker 1: know what it is that I don't even think. So.
Speaker 1: The thing is, you don't know how pathetic you look
Speaker 1: right now knowing me to tell you what it is
Speaker 1: that I don't think very seconds. You are thirty seconds
Speaker 1: and you still don't even know what it is. I
Speaker 1: don't think you don't even know what it is, daddy
Speaker 1: and think And that's just I know the girls at
Speaker 1: home in their car, they're dying to know. You're thinking,
Speaker 1: how's it even gonna get it out into seconds? He
Speaker 1: stops face. I'll tell you what it is, so I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, bees, and not for the reason
Speaker 1: you think that's so, And then you talk calm about base.
Speaker 1: Remember those two. I've watched them a bunch since we talked.
Speaker 1: They're always in the fee, they're always defeated. So hot.
Speaker 1: I fucking love them. I think they're so hot there.
Speaker 1: Oh sure, I mean And I was telling eron like
Speaker 1: and Eric broke the news the last time you guys
Speaker 1: were on. I think so. They're both living in the
Speaker 1: dom's house and either the Dom or the sub is
Speaker 1: learning how to drive. Again. We're starting and ending the
Speaker 1: episode just talking about the things we did last episode.
Speaker 1: It's for the fans. It's reward for the listeners. Reward.
Speaker 1: It's a reward now, Josh, thank you for edging us.
Speaker 1: That was really good. And now Aaron, we have your
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Talk okay, I have one,
Speaker 1: and I just want to say to everybody at home,
Speaker 1: this is gonna quake you all right, quake alright, and
Speaker 1: Aaron Jackson's I don't think so honey. Time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Type in on home ro.
Speaker 1: I hate the home bro. I like to rerange my
Speaker 1: hands on the keyboard wherever I want. I can peck,
Speaker 1: I don't think, so honey, like a little chicken beek
Speaker 1: with my two indexes, or I can slip in cross
Speaker 1: like I'm playing a hard piece of piano. I don't think.
Speaker 1: Sorry sitting me in the computer lab or on trails
Speaker 1: all I want to play, and then I'm having to
Speaker 1: learn MS Mavis Beacon telling me how to type. I
Speaker 1: don't need to put my little ring finger on the
Speaker 1: semi colon, dear, I'm hardly ever using it. I don't think, so, honey,
Speaker 1: the home row if I want to slap the keys
Speaker 1: of down and what if I was good with me feet,
Speaker 1: I can't share. But those tosi's on the home row,
Speaker 1: I don't think, so, honey, open your mind the computer
Speaker 1: for those, and I think you are wrong. And that's
Speaker 1: one minute the home typing on the brow. I'm so
Speaker 1: grateful for the home row. I I do often. I
Speaker 1: start at home Row and then I say I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be bad and just sort of do whatever I want.
Speaker 1: But I love it when my index fingers touch those
Speaker 1: little little ridges, those little buttons. It's so erotic to
Speaker 1: me and feel like, don't let don't really. I think
Speaker 1: I have a real problem with the semi colon. I
Speaker 1: think if maybe they threw the comma or the period
Speaker 1: up there, I could get behind it. When are you
Speaker 1: using the damn semi colon and then the other ones
Speaker 1: just the regular color. When he's writing novels, he has
Speaker 1: to write use semi colons all the time. That's why
Speaker 1: he's upset about home Row. I could throw my ring
Speaker 1: down to get that. I'm using the period every damn minute. Wait,
Speaker 1: can I say something? You are really disrespectful as a novelist.
Speaker 1: You said, no, home Row a tool that's meant to
Speaker 1: help you type quicker, faster, better, stronger. Oh bitch, don't
Speaker 1: even let me get started, because I actually prefer longhand
Speaker 1: shut up. You would like to write your novel? I find,
Speaker 1: I find longhand I can get creativity flowing more easily,
Speaker 1: less judgmental. And I sit in front of the blank
Speaker 1: word cursor, and then I like to edit by putting
Speaker 1: it into the word document. Come through tactic. Queen, bitch,
Speaker 1: Now it was less judgmental? Was this the process? I mean?
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm mostly write in the word process, But
Speaker 1: when I'm stuck, I find, I grab a notepad and
Speaker 1: I write, I write longhand I find myself being more creative.
Speaker 1: He calls it the word processor. That's what it is.
Speaker 1: It's called I'm not y's called the computer. She says, no,
Speaker 1: the computer has got a lot of the computer is verse.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the thing. You don't need to try
Speaker 1: to impress us already know you have a book. We
Speaker 1: know you have a bestseller in the world and has
Speaker 1: been for years. You're never gonna impress us more than
Speaker 1: you already have a case. We are, Darling, Kay, Darling, dear,
Speaker 1: darling dearest. To think that this was time share Mercy,
Speaker 1: ain't ms God put up something all full just now
Speaker 1: and it was this podcast, Miss God, Mercy, mean you
Speaker 1: really did that one in the night in the night.
Speaker 1: You really didn't that one in the night. You've got
Speaker 1: ahead and done that one in the dark of night,
Speaker 1: miss darling. God, I'm gonna have to cut up that one.
Speaker 1: I hope this was good. This lightning storm in New
Speaker 1: York doesn't kill any of us. The girl don't speak
Speaker 1: too soon. And that actually reminds me of a really
Speaker 1: good song to end with. And you know we always
Speaker 1: end with a song. But first you want to say
Speaker 1: thank you Josh and Aaron for coming or Aaron and
Speaker 1: Josh or whatever you call us. Rsh. Do you are
Speaker 1: you happy? I actually I am really happy. We've been
Speaker 1: trying to make it happen for a moment too long.
Speaker 1: Too long. We had to get your girls back on
Speaker 1: the schedule, and I can't wait to do it again
Speaker 1: one day in person. Yeah, yeah, never see, this journey
Speaker 1: started in person. I'm just remembering. That was like right
Speaker 1: when was hitting that this happened. Because you were supposed
Speaker 1: to come early I was, it was like early mar
Speaker 1: It was March. I believe I was supposed to fly
Speaker 1: out on the thirteenth, and then on the eleventh they
Speaker 1: were like, no, never mind and no one can go
Speaker 1: anywhere again, and I was like, oh okay, and then
Speaker 1: we were like, no worries, You'll definitely be here by
Speaker 1: March fifteen. Really we thought a couple of weeks and
Speaker 1: now obviously not. And when that's such new and when
Speaker 1: you like I just happened to hand me, that is
Speaker 1: all coming to me. It's all coming back to me.
Speaker 1: It were molt the good flash, hold no no No,
Speaker 1: to hear the rest of that song, listen to meet
Speaker 1: Low did it first? Who