Speaker 1: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning, and this is your Second
Speaker 1: Date podcast. But I don't want to give any spoilers
Speaker 1: if you didn't listen to yesterday's episode, but I will
Speaker 1: say it sounds like we got a lot of positive
Speaker 1: feedback about doing an awkward Thursday phone call.
Speaker 2: Yeah we did.
Speaker 3: We got hell yes, screw love and dates, give us
Speaker 3: more awkward. I'm so freaking happy. I'm constantly searching for
Speaker 3: old awkwards.
Speaker 2: I haven't heard.
Speaker 4: People want more.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this one said, I'm all for awkward Thursdays. Someone
Speaker 3: said Tuesdays and Thursdays are my longest days of college classes,
Speaker 3: so having them fits my routine matters.
Speaker 5: So awkward Thursday.
Speaker 2: We tried it yesterday. All right, if you haven't heard it.
Speaker 1: Go listen to yesterday's episode and then come right back here.
Speaker 5: Well it's funnier naturally Thursday.
Speaker 2: Or Tuesdays, probably Thursday. Well, there was good.
Speaker 3: I mean, people said it was the best sound effect ever,
Speaker 3: so fun.
Speaker 5: It was fun.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: All right, Well, go back and listen to that and
Speaker 1: then come right back here, because we got a Second
Speaker 1: Date update that is starting for you right now.
Speaker 5: Second Date Update on a scale of one to ten,
Speaker 5: How attractive, would you say I am. That's the question
Speaker 5: I don't want any in this room to answer, because
Speaker 5: I already know I was going.
Speaker 2: To ask if you were talking when we had to
Speaker 2: rate you.
Speaker 5: I already know that I am an eight point three
Speaker 5: five two.
Speaker 2: That is very weird number.
Speaker 5: That's the number that my mom rated me at our
Speaker 5: last Thanksgiving Day. Well, she's honest, and I like that.
Speaker 5: She said she didn't like that my teeth weren't straight enough.
Speaker 2: You didn't follow up with a retainer.
Speaker 5: It's something about me isn't straight enough and she doesn't
Speaker 5: like it. I can't remember anyway. It's always interesting, though,
Speaker 5: to rate yourself, because personally, I'd rate me a soft
Speaker 5: seven and that's moving extra generous to myself there.
Speaker 2: That's on a good day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so numbers are going to fluctuate based on the
Speaker 5: eye of the beholder. But what if you had a
Speaker 5: hack that could guarantee the next person you go out
Speaker 5: with is definitely up to your attraction standards?
Speaker 2: Really is a hack for that.
Speaker 5: Apparently, because one of our listeners, Blaine, says he figured
Speaker 5: out that hack and we all need to learn it today.
Speaker 5: So Blaine, welcome to the seven and underclub. Happy to
Speaker 5: have a bunch of over here.
Speaker 6: How you doing, man, I'm good, happy to be here. Well, also,
Speaker 6: I can't say that I I didn't come up with
Speaker 6: the scory myself, you know, like it was definitely a
Speaker 6: lot of social media helped with it.
Speaker 1: Oh, a hack ahead, take credit.
Speaker 2: Well that's really funny.
Speaker 1: What do you write yourself, Blaine before we go into
Speaker 1: your hack, so we know what your level is.
Speaker 6: I'm anywhere between like a zero to like a ten,
Speaker 6: you know, so somewhere in there.
Speaker 5: The whole scale. Okay, what would your mom rate you?
Speaker 5: That's a better question than my mom.
Speaker 6: She didn't like me very much.
Speaker 7: Maybe like a three.
Speaker 1: Okay, So it must not be hard to find someone
Speaker 1: up to your level.
Speaker 2: Blame if you don't really have a level.
Speaker 6: I don't know. I guess I'm a little bit. Uh,
Speaker 6: I like just shoot out of my league a little bit.
Speaker 6: It's got to be seven and up.
Speaker 5: Okay, good for man? High game high? Yeah, I'm super high,
Speaker 5: and that's why I've been single for what ten years?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Well, eventually one of these is going to stick. So
Speaker 5: tell us though about this theory that you found online.
Speaker 6: This thing said all the most attractive people in the
Speaker 6: world are born on the fifth, fourteenth or twenty third
Speaker 6: of the month.
Speaker 5: Oh, I missed it by a date.
Speaker 1: Ie, anybody here I was supposed to be born on
Speaker 1: the fourteenth, Does that count?
Speaker 5: No, you baked for too long. I'm the twenty fourth.
Speaker 6: I'm over as well.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you're just looking at people's birthdays.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So I started typing in the dates, and uh,
Speaker 6: I would kind of look and see the pictures that
Speaker 6: came up on my like suggested page, and if any
Speaker 6: of them were obvious, like birthday posts, where.
Speaker 5: Were you typing these in on what suggested page?
Speaker 6: On any social media? Tried to on a few different ones,
Speaker 6: you know, Instagram.
Speaker 1: And pap Okay, okay, See you just type in like,
Speaker 1: let's say October twenty third, right, yeah, or September fourteenth.
Speaker 6: Right, anything that falls in that day, and then you
Speaker 6: can click on photos. And so I saw somebody with
Speaker 6: a party head or like something on then I would
Speaker 6: look at it and be like, happy birthday.
Speaker 2: Said hashtag birthday.
Speaker 6: Yeah you know, yeah exactly.
Speaker 5: And how was the talent on those dates?
Speaker 6: Look, the scale was pretty right on, like it was
Speaker 6: it was eights and tins all the way through absolutely.
Speaker 5: Yeah, were able to use that to your advantage in
Speaker 5: some way?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So I just kind of compile
Speaker 6: a list and then I just copy and pasted like
Speaker 6: a generic DM that was like, hey, your profile popped
Speaker 6: up for me, and you have the same birthday as
Speaker 6: my sister and it's the numbers game. So I sent
Speaker 6: like two hundred of these.
Speaker 5: Who oh yeah, I'm busy.
Speaker 2: That is a big net, sir.
Speaker 6: Look I've been striking out for a while. TI.
Speaker 4: I mean it was like, it's true, man, you got
Speaker 4: a castlewat and I like your honesty.
Speaker 2: I appreciate it.
Speaker 5: Okay, how did you do with your two hundred messages
Speaker 5: to beautiful women?
Speaker 6: So didn't say anything.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I actually thought that'd be higher.
Speaker 6: What I would say, like ten or fifteen of them
Speaker 6: message back and said OMG, no way, small world like
Speaker 6: type of thing. And then I kind of looked in
Speaker 6: the ones that were really close to me, and there
Speaker 6: was one Yeah, and I did get a date out
Speaker 6: of it, actually, with one that I really really thought
Speaker 6: was cute the whole time.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 5: Wow, one hundred the widest net I've ever heard cast,
Speaker 5: and you narrowed it down to one girl in one date.
Speaker 2: This is awesome. I feel like this is like sales
Speaker 2: cold Calleen.
Speaker 6: Is what it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm so sorry. I know you mentioned what was her.
Speaker 6: Name, Delilah?
Speaker 5: Delilah? Yeah, okay, and what did you and Delilah do
Speaker 5: for your meetup?
Speaker 6: So, I mean we DM for a little while, and
Speaker 6: then I finally asked her out to meet up for
Speaker 6: a happy hour at a bar. And she was really
Speaker 6: cute and she came in and uh, she brought a
Speaker 6: Starbucks gift card and it was like, hey, give this
Speaker 6: to your sister because she's my birthday twin.
Speaker 2: Guilty because you lied at that point.
Speaker 6: I still feel real guilty. She still doesn't know that
Speaker 6: my sister's birthday is not the same as that. But
Speaker 6: I mean I looked at it. It was cute. It
Speaker 6: was only for like ten dollars.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, so it wasn't even really a very good
Speaker 5: birthday gift anyway.
Speaker 6: I tell you, I'm she doesn't even know my sister,
Speaker 6: you know, all right, as.
Speaker 2: You have one. I guess, yeah, I don't know her birthday.
Speaker 5: That's a good start to the day. How did it go?
Speaker 6: I thought it went really well, but there, I mean,
Speaker 6: there was a few things that I kind of have
Speaker 6: honed in one that, uh, like, my anxiety brain won't
Speaker 6: really let go.
Speaker 5: You're thinking something like you did was wrong.
Speaker 6: I mean I won't say wrong, but I think maybe
Speaker 6: it probably took her back a little bit. I don't know,
Speaker 6: it maybe came once too strong because I compliment her
Speaker 6: maybe too many times about how pretty she was, like
Speaker 6: six or seven times.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I haven't been on a date with somebody that's attractive.
Speaker 6: And then I don't know, I was a little drunk
Speaker 6: and feeling myself, so I was just kind of trying
Speaker 6: to be completely honest.
Speaker 5: Friends. I mean, as long as you left it like
Speaker 5: you're so pretty and didn't elaborate all the details about why,
Speaker 5: then nothing might be safe.
Speaker 1: People love compliments, but there is a point where it's like,
Speaker 1: why are you so shocked?
Speaker 5: Okay, so how did that date end?
Speaker 6: Oh? Just a little kiss?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 6: It's something she went inside and I heard from room.
Speaker 6: I mean, if you reached out at all, yeah, I'd
Speaker 6: Sarah techon MESA and she hasn't responded yet.
Speaker 5: Okay, And maybe she found out your mom rated you
Speaker 5: with three and so then she lost interest. But we're
Speaker 5: gonna come back, We'll called Delilah for you and try
Speaker 5: and get you your second date. Update. Right after this
Speaker 5: second date update, we just learned about a brand new
Speaker 5: hot dating hack from one of our listeners, blame. That
Speaker 5: made us all turn our heads and say, wow, this
Speaker 5: is ground breaking. All the ground is literally cracking. I
Speaker 5: am never gonna look at the world the same ever again.
Speaker 5: After because Blaine was not having success on the dating apps,
Speaker 5: and he saw a social media post saying all the
Speaker 5: most attractive people in the world were born on either
Speaker 5: the fifth, fourteenth, or twenty third of the month, whatever
Speaker 5: month that is. So he went online, put those dates
Speaker 5: into Facebook and Instagram, and if a photo of an
Speaker 5: attractive woman blowing out birthday candles came up, he made
Speaker 5: sure to reach out to her sex.
Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, every single woman he saw.
Speaker 5: Two hundred hundred messages were sent, and out of all those,
Speaker 5: a handful of conversations happened, and he ended up going
Speaker 5: out on a date with a woman named Delilah. And
Speaker 5: as far as we know, she has no clue, but
Speaker 5: maybe just knowing all of the lengths that you went
Speaker 5: to in order to find her would actually impress her.
Speaker 5: Blaine no, when does that story come out?
Speaker 6: I think I'm gonna have to wait till she does that.
Speaker 6: We'll date for a while. She does something really bad
Speaker 6: and then I'm like, oh, I forgive you okay, so.
Speaker 2: Toxic, really bad. You're like, I knew it.
Speaker 1: I knew we needed the only one out of two
Speaker 1: hundred that messaged me back something.
Speaker 5: But we really don't know what the issue is, what's
Speaker 5: going on with her, why they're not hanging out. But
Speaker 5: we're about to find out.
Speaker 2: That's the fun part. You ready for this plane?
Speaker 6: Yeah? I'm ready.
Speaker 5: We're gonna try our hardest. Here, let's style number. Here
Speaker 5: we go. Hello, Hey, we're looking for Delilah. Hey Delilah,
Speaker 5: hope you're having a good day. That's about to get
Speaker 5: even better because you're on the radio right now with
Speaker 5: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show, Delilah.
Speaker 7: Oh hey guys.
Speaker 2: Oh you know the show? Sweet?
Speaker 7: I don't, but it's cool to hear from you.
Speaker 2: You're a radio station, are you?
Speaker 4: Are you this nice to like scammers who call to
Speaker 4: sometime like I don't need a car warranty, but you
Speaker 4: sure have a great day and family?
Speaker 5: Aren't that nice? To us. A pleasure talking to you,
Speaker 5: but we do have a reason for calling because we're
Speaker 5: doing something called a second date update. Okay, that's we're
Speaker 5: One of our listeners is trying to get a hold
Speaker 5: of you to hang out one more time. You've been
Speaker 5: out with him once. His name is Blaine.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Blame you like blame Blaine.
Speaker 7: We're really cool. We had a great time. We kind
Speaker 7: of met on social media.
Speaker 5: Okay, And I'm going to stop you real quick because
Speaker 5: we've actually spoken to Blaine before we called you, and
Speaker 5: we kind of heard all the details about how you
Speaker 5: met and how you guys went out to a bar
Speaker 5: and you brought him like a cool Starbucks gift card.
Speaker 2: Gris sister. He thought that was really set.
Speaker 7: We have the same birthday and sister. Yah.
Speaker 5: Yeah. So the question that Blaine has that he's going
Speaker 5: through us hoping to get some answers for is why
Speaker 5: are you not wanting to see him again? If that's true?
Speaker 7: If I'm honest now, because I wasn't honest then I
Speaker 7: stretched the truth about my age on my social media
Speaker 7: and we were having such a great time. I felt
Speaker 7: a little guilty about being dishonest.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 5: You know, I think a lot of people stretch a
Speaker 5: little bit, like if you're twenty seven, you'll say twenty five. Sure,
Speaker 5: how much did you stretch the number by? Its we
Speaker 5: go in like three years or forty years?
Speaker 7: About four years stretch four.
Speaker 1: What's interesting about that is he didn't notice at all,
Speaker 1: would have brought that up to us, like you shouldn't.
Speaker 2: I don't think feel bad. You know, four years isn't
Speaker 2: that big of a difference at all, you know.
Speaker 7: But I just felt really weird about it because he
Speaker 7: bought it up on the date and I didn't correct.
Speaker 1: So, like he said, you're I mean, what are you
Speaker 1: saying you are on social media?
Speaker 7: Well, my social media says that I'm thirty two, okay,
Speaker 7: but I'm thirty six.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, okay, And can I.
Speaker 2: Just ask why why do you lie about it?
Speaker 7: You know, it was just something that I did, and
Speaker 7: I just never went back and changed it.
Speaker 5: I mean, she's not putting it onto like a dating
Speaker 5: app trying to like trick guys. It's just something on
Speaker 5: her personal social media page that I think.
Speaker 3: My Facebook says I'm whileder because I wasn't allowed to
Speaker 3: make it at the age when Facebook, Yeah stretch.
Speaker 5: Okay, but I mean that doesn't sound like he did
Speaker 5: anything wrong. That sounds like you're just feeling guilty that
Speaker 5: you didn't one hundred percent come clean.
Speaker 7: Right. I'm just a really honest person, and it felt
Speaker 7: really weird to start off this new relationship on a lie, Okay.
Speaker 1: And so it was easier to go to him than
Speaker 1: to come clean and tell him the truth.
Speaker 7: Yeah. I didn't want to look stupid for life about
Speaker 7: something so small.
Speaker 5: Okays. Well, I know you're an honest person. On this show,
Speaker 5: we tend not to be sorry.
Speaker 2: But if we do have any guilt about it, that is.
Speaker 5: That's what this is so hard for me to be
Speaker 5: honest with you and let you know that Blaine has
Speaker 5: actually been on the other line listening this entire time.
Speaker 7: That's not true.
Speaker 5: I wish I could say that, but it is, Blaine.
Speaker 5: Are you there?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 7: Hey, Hey, I don't know what to say right now.
Speaker 6: I mean, I can, I can start it. Uh, that
Speaker 6: doesn't bother me. I don't care, Like what age is,
Speaker 6: just the number.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 6: You look great. I honestly thought you look younger than
Speaker 6: thirty two, So.
Speaker 5: I don't think you're saying she doesn't seem like she's
Speaker 5: a thirty six year old.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, you can kind of choose your own age, right,
Speaker 6: I don't care.
Speaker 5: I don't know if that's a good rule to live,
Speaker 5: but oh yeah, that is my thing. I think the government.
Speaker 5: Look what you've done.
Speaker 6: Somebody says you look twenty six or twenty six. I
Speaker 6: think that's how she thinks that.
Speaker 7: That is so right, right, I hear that. It makes
Speaker 7: me feel a little bit better, But I just I
Speaker 7: feel really bad when you brought it up, blaming on
Speaker 7: the date, Like my eyes got really big, and I
Speaker 7: didn't know what to say to you.
Speaker 6: So I could I could probably make you feel a
Speaker 6: little bit better. So the whole when we first started talking,
Speaker 6: I kind of lied to you about my sister.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 6: Wait, you don't have a sister, No, no, no, no, I
Speaker 6: do I have a sister, But I just I don't know.
Speaker 6: You're so beautiful, and I really wanted to talk to you,
Speaker 6: so I just kind of lied about the about her
Speaker 6: birthday and your birthday being the same, just because I
Speaker 6: don't know. I just kind of wanted to start a
Speaker 6: conversation with you.
Speaker 7: Wait, you lied about her birthday.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, it was just the way I wanted
Speaker 6: to talk to you. You're so beautiful. I wanted to
Speaker 6: you said that.
Speaker 7: So where's my gift card? I want my gift card back.
Speaker 6: I'll bring it back to Hey. We can go in
Speaker 6: a second, and I'll pay for Starbucks. How about that?
Speaker 7: I don't understand. How did you figure out that my birthday?
Speaker 7: How did you figure out when my birthday was?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 6: God, look all right, come on, I don't know. This
Speaker 6: is too much to say. On somebody said at one
Speaker 6: point that most attractive people's birthdays are the fifth, of
Speaker 6: fourteenth and the twenty third, So I kind of made
Speaker 6: a Facebook search for people with those birthdays. Oh my god,
Speaker 6: what a shows you like? I didn't. I only messaged you.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 5: Did you hear what she just said about that she
Speaker 5: caught you a loser?
Speaker 2: Bro? No, maybe she's talking about the guy who came
Speaker 2: up with that theory on.
Speaker 7: TikTok, I mean both of them.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean he was just having a hard time.
Speaker 2: You know how hard dating is.
Speaker 7: It's really hard to find honest people. Also, that's why
Speaker 7: dating is so hard.
Speaker 5: Delilah, you were just saying how guilty and horrible that
Speaker 5: you felt about yourself that you weren't completely honest with him,
Speaker 5: and now.
Speaker 7: It was a mistake.
Speaker 6: Well, look, you said that I was a really cool
Speaker 6: person and we would have never met up if I
Speaker 6: hadn't gone through all that and gotten in touch with
Speaker 6: your over social media.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but I didn't know you were an online creep
Speaker 7: such in the dirt web for people's.
Speaker 2: Birth it is.
Speaker 5: Living in the.
Speaker 7: Dark ages and even light on your sister, No.
Speaker 5: Successful relationship has ever started with total honesty. So like,
Speaker 5: this is actually not a bad place to jump off from,
Speaker 5: and we'd love to send you out on one more
Speaker 5: date that we would pay for. Not you do, iwa,
Speaker 5: not with the gift cards or anything on us one
Speaker 5: hundred percent give him a chance.
Speaker 7: I just I really hate dishonesty, so I'm gonna have
Speaker 7: to pass.
Speaker 5: But coming from someone pretending to be a thirty two
Speaker 5: year old online that was an accident.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I don't know how this call devolved into what it was,
Speaker 5: But coming from this twenty three year old GQ model,
Speaker 5: I think I think love is possible if you just
Speaker 5: give it a chance.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, I your career, Jeff, Well, where's the line.
Speaker 6: You're right? Love is possible. That's why I'm messaging two
Speaker 6: hundred more later today.
Speaker 5: A successful second date update lurky Jeffrey in the morning. Man,
Speaker 5: people are just not forgiving enough anymore.
Speaker 2: You think that's what it is. I wanted them to
Speaker 2: go out. I think they would have been so cute.
Speaker 5: I think that's the problem. It's like it's forgiveness because
Speaker 5: let's recap. Delilah was not honest about her age, and
Speaker 5: Blaine heard that and said, you know what, it's okay,
Speaker 5: I don't care. I like you, and then Blaine goes,
Speaker 5: I also kind of wasn't honest about my sister's birthday,
Speaker 5: and Delilah went, how dare you you deserve to suffer
Speaker 5: a lonely, painful das or something along those lines.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know that she went that far,
Speaker 1: but basically tell me.
Speaker 5: That effect it should have been. Even Stevens have been like, Okay,
Speaker 5: I lied, there were equal lives. We're both honest.
Speaker 1: They I think we're concentrated the wrong thing. There was
Speaker 1: honesty at the end. That's the thing that we should have.
Speaker 1: But once he said a d M.
Speaker 2: Two hundred women, why why.
Speaker 5: Is that it's no different than meeting on the dating apps,
Speaker 5: you're messaging probably five hundred women there and only going
Speaker 5: out with one.
Speaker 2: It just makes you feel like a loser.
Speaker 5: Yeah, totally.
Speaker 2: It just I'm sorry, it's just how it is.
Speaker 5: Why can't as a society we just be more accepting
Speaker 5: about the creative ways that people connect online, because you know,
Speaker 5: nobody wants to meet in person anymore in public, but
Speaker 5: no girl wants to be one of two hundred messages
Speaker 5: either like you got to have a middle or.
Speaker 1: Why can't we just agree that there's some things that
Speaker 1: just shouldn't be said, even if we love honesty.
Speaker 5: There you know, I'm gonna say something so mean right now,
Speaker 5: but you know what I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna restrain,
Speaker 5: restrain myself and just say, you know what, if you
Speaker 5: want some help with your dating life, email the show.
Speaker 2: What are you going to be?
Speaker 7: Mean?
Speaker 5: Just bank you man, I don't know all that person
Speaker 5: who hasn't calling you back