WEBVTT - Second Date Update Classic: Hot Date Hack 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:01.800 Brooking Jeffrey in the morning, and this is your Second 0:00:01.880 --> 0:00:04.600 Date podcast. But I don't want to give any spoilers 0:00:04.640 --> 0:00:08.000 if you didn't listen to yesterday's episode, but I will 0:00:08.039 --> 0:00:10.360 say it sounds like we got a lot of positive 0:00:10.360 --> 0:00:13.360 feedback about doing an awkward Thursday phone call. 0:00:13.560 --> 0:00:14.440 Yeah we did. 0:00:14.480 --> 0:00:17.000 We got hell yes, screw love and dates, give us 0:00:17.040 --> 0:00:20.599 more awkward. I'm so freaking happy. I'm constantly searching for 0:00:20.680 --> 0:00:21.360 old awkwards. 0:00:21.360 --> 0:00:22.440 I haven't heard. 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:24.239 People want more. 0:00:24.440 --> 0:00:27.320 Yeah, this one said, I'm all for awkward Thursdays. Someone 0:00:27.360 --> 0:00:30.200 said Tuesdays and Thursdays are my longest days of college classes, 0:00:30.320 --> 0:00:32.240 so having them fits my routine matters. 0:00:32.440 --> 0:00:34.680 So awkward Thursday. 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:37.800 We tried it yesterday. All right, if you haven't heard it. 0:00:37.800 --> 0:00:40.519 Go listen to yesterday's episode and then come right back here. 0:00:40.640 --> 0:00:43.080 Well it's funnier naturally Thursday. 0:00:42.760 --> 0:00:45.639 Or Tuesdays, probably Thursday. Well, there was good. 0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:47.400 I mean, people said it was the best sound effect ever, 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:50.280 so fun. 0:00:50.360 --> 0:00:50.960 It was fun. 0:00:51.320 --> 0:00:51.640 All right? 0:00:51.680 --> 0:00:53.640 All right, Well, go back and listen to that and 0:00:53.640 --> 0:00:55.440 then come right back here, because we got a Second 0:00:55.520 --> 0:00:57.760 Date update that is starting for you right now. 0:00:59.320 --> 0:01:03.720 Second Date Update on a scale of one to ten, 0:01:04.280 --> 0:01:09.160 How attractive, would you say I am. That's the question 0:01:09.200 --> 0:01:11.480 I don't want any in this room to answer, because 0:01:11.480 --> 0:01:13.160 I already know I was going. 0:01:13.160 --> 0:01:14.880 To ask if you were talking when we had to 0:01:14.959 --> 0:01:15.240 rate you. 0:01:15.560 --> 0:01:18.720 I already know that I am an eight point three 0:01:18.840 --> 0:01:19.360 five two. 0:01:19.720 --> 0:01:22.240 That is very weird number. 0:01:22.640 --> 0:01:24.760 That's the number that my mom rated me at our 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:30.880 last Thanksgiving Day. Well, she's honest, and I like that. 0:01:30.920 --> 0:01:33.520 She said she didn't like that my teeth weren't straight enough. 0:01:34.200 --> 0:01:35.560 You didn't follow up with a retainer. 0:01:36.360 --> 0:01:38.760 It's something about me isn't straight enough and she doesn't 0:01:38.840 --> 0:01:43.000 like it. I can't remember anyway. It's always interesting, though, 0:01:43.040 --> 0:01:47.080 to rate yourself, because personally, I'd rate me a soft 0:01:47.200 --> 0:01:51.080 seven and that's moving extra generous to myself there. 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:52.560 That's on a good day. 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:55.880 Yeah, so numbers are going to fluctuate based on the 0:01:55.920 --> 0:01:58.000 eye of the beholder. But what if you had a 0:01:58.040 --> 0:02:01.040 hack that could guarantee the next person you go out 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:05.120 with is definitely up to your attraction standards? 0:02:05.160 --> 0:02:07.559 Really is a hack for that. 0:02:07.480 --> 0:02:10.480 Apparently, because one of our listeners, Blaine, says he figured 0:02:10.520 --> 0:02:13.600 out that hack and we all need to learn it today. 0:02:13.680 --> 0:02:17.440 So Blaine, welcome to the seven and underclub. Happy to 0:02:17.480 --> 0:02:19.919 have a bunch of over here. 0:02:20.040 --> 0:02:23.440 How you doing, man, I'm good, happy to be here. Well, also, 0:02:23.440 --> 0:02:25.680 I can't say that I I didn't come up with 0:02:25.720 --> 0:02:27.880 the scory myself, you know, like it was definitely a 0:02:27.880 --> 0:02:29.400 lot of social media helped with it. 0:02:29.639 --> 0:02:32.600 Oh, a hack ahead, take credit. 0:02:32.639 --> 0:02:35.000 Well that's really funny. 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:37.280 What do you write yourself, Blaine before we go into 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:39.359 your hack, so we know what your level is. 0:02:39.880 --> 0:02:43.000 I'm anywhere between like a zero to like a ten, 0:02:43.200 --> 0:02:44.639 you know, so somewhere in there. 0:02:44.680 --> 0:02:47.359 The whole scale. Okay, what would your mom rate you? 0:02:47.480 --> 0:02:49.880 That's a better question than my mom. 0:02:50.600 --> 0:02:51.560 She didn't like me very much. 0:02:51.680 --> 0:02:53.640 Maybe like a three. 0:02:53.680 --> 0:02:56.000 Okay, So it must not be hard to find someone 0:02:56.080 --> 0:02:56.800 up to your level. 0:02:57.280 --> 0:02:59.280 Blame if you don't really have a level. 0:02:59.800 --> 0:03:01.720 I don't know. I guess I'm a little bit. Uh, 0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:03.840 I like just shoot out of my league a little bit. 0:03:03.960 --> 0:03:05.080 It's got to be seven and up. 0:03:05.200 --> 0:03:09.440 Okay, good for man? High game high? Yeah, I'm super high, 0:03:09.440 --> 0:03:11.120 and that's why I've been single for what ten years? 0:03:11.280 --> 0:03:11.560 Yeah? 0:03:11.680 --> 0:03:13.800 Well, eventually one of these is going to stick. So 0:03:14.080 --> 0:03:16.760 tell us though about this theory that you found online. 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:19.120 This thing said all the most attractive people in the 0:03:19.120 --> 0:03:22.239 world are born on the fifth, fourteenth or twenty third 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:22.760 of the month. 0:03:23.280 --> 0:03:24.480 Oh, I missed it by a date. 0:03:24.560 --> 0:03:27.160 Ie, anybody here I was supposed to be born on 0:03:27.200 --> 0:03:28.320 the fourteenth, Does that count? 0:03:28.800 --> 0:03:30.760 No, you baked for too long. I'm the twenty fourth. 0:03:30.800 --> 0:03:31.880 I'm over as well. 0:03:31.960 --> 0:03:34.840 Okay, So you're just looking at people's birthdays. 0:03:35.440 --> 0:03:38.360 Yeah, So I started typing in the dates, and uh, 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:40.560 I would kind of look and see the pictures that 0:03:40.600 --> 0:03:43.200 came up on my like suggested page, and if any 0:03:43.200 --> 0:03:45.320 of them were obvious, like birthday posts, where. 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:47.720 Were you typing these in on what suggested page? 0:03:47.920 --> 0:03:50.040 On any social media? Tried to on a few different ones, 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:51.160 you know, Instagram. 0:03:50.760 --> 0:03:53.960 And pap Okay, okay, See you just type in like, 0:03:54.040 --> 0:03:58.280 let's say October twenty third, right, yeah, or September fourteenth. 0:03:57.960 --> 0:03:59.520 Right, anything that falls in that day, and then you 0:03:59.560 --> 0:04:02.600 can click on photos. And so I saw somebody with 0:04:02.640 --> 0:04:05.040 a party head or like something on then I would 0:04:05.080 --> 0:04:07.240 look at it and be like, happy birthday. 0:04:06.680 --> 0:04:08.840 Said hashtag birthday. 0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:10.840 Yeah you know, yeah exactly. 0:04:11.080 --> 0:04:13.480 And how was the talent on those dates? 0:04:13.680 --> 0:04:16.200 Look, the scale was pretty right on, like it was 0:04:16.560 --> 0:04:19.240 it was eights and tins all the way through absolutely. 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:24.960 Yeah, were able to use that to your advantage in 0:04:25.000 --> 0:04:25.400 some way? 0:04:25.600 --> 0:04:28.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So I just kind of compile 0:04:28.240 --> 0:04:30.440 a list and then I just copy and pasted like 0:04:30.440 --> 0:04:33.400 a generic DM that was like, hey, your profile popped 0:04:33.440 --> 0:04:34.760 up for me, and you have the same birthday as 0:04:34.760 --> 0:04:38.200 my sister and it's the numbers game. So I sent 0:04:38.279 --> 0:04:39.360 like two hundred of these. 0:04:39.640 --> 0:04:41.640 Who oh yeah, I'm busy. 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:42.960 That is a big net, sir. 0:04:45.040 --> 0:04:46.520 Look I've been striking out for a while. TI. 0:04:46.520 --> 0:04:48.040 I mean it was like, it's true, man, you got 0:04:48.040 --> 0:04:49.599 a castlewat and I like your honesty. 0:04:49.640 --> 0:04:50.440 I appreciate it. 0:04:50.520 --> 0:04:53.280 Okay, how did you do with your two hundred messages 0:04:53.320 --> 0:04:54.080 to beautiful women? 0:04:54.680 --> 0:04:56.800 So didn't say anything. 0:04:56.640 --> 0:04:59.960 Oh yeah, I actually thought that'd be higher. 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:02.039 What I would say, like ten or fifteen of them 0:05:02.160 --> 0:05:04.760 message back and said OMG, no way, small world like 0:05:04.800 --> 0:05:08.360 type of thing. And then I kind of looked in 0:05:08.400 --> 0:05:10.280 the ones that were really close to me, and there 0:05:10.360 --> 0:05:12.760 was one Yeah, and I did get a date out 0:05:12.760 --> 0:05:14.680 of it, actually, with one that I really really thought 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:15.600 was cute the whole time. 0:05:16.520 --> 0:05:17.719 Wow. 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:21.600 Wow, one hundred the widest net I've ever heard cast, 0:05:21.880 --> 0:05:24.680 and you narrowed it down to one girl in one date. 0:05:26.200 --> 0:05:28.480 This is awesome. I feel like this is like sales 0:05:28.520 --> 0:05:29.560 cold Calleen. 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:29.600 Is what it? 0:05:32.360 --> 0:05:35.200 Yeah, I'm so sorry. I know you mentioned what was her. 0:05:35.160 --> 0:05:36.280 Name, Delilah? 0:05:36.560 --> 0:05:41.000 Delilah? Yeah, okay, and what did you and Delilah do 0:05:41.160 --> 0:05:41.880 for your meetup? 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:44.039 So, I mean we DM for a little while, and 0:05:44.080 --> 0:05:46.200 then I finally asked her out to meet up for 0:05:46.240 --> 0:05:49.040 a happy hour at a bar. And she was really 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:51.599 cute and she came in and uh, she brought a 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:53.880 Starbucks gift card and it was like, hey, give this 0:05:53.960 --> 0:05:56.039 to your sister because she's my birthday twin. 0:06:00.000 --> 0:06:02.479 Guilty because you lied at that point. 0:06:02.360 --> 0:06:04.880 I still feel real guilty. She still doesn't know that 0:06:04.920 --> 0:06:07.760 my sister's birthday is not the same as that. But 0:06:07.800 --> 0:06:08.960 I mean I looked at it. It was cute. It 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:10.240 was only for like ten dollars. 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:13.040 Oh okay, so it wasn't even really a very good 0:06:13.040 --> 0:06:14.040 birthday gift anyway. 0:06:14.640 --> 0:06:17.719 I tell you, I'm she doesn't even know my sister, 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:19.400 you know, all right, as. 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:22.920 You have one. I guess, yeah, I don't know her birthday. 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:24.960 That's a good start to the day. How did it go? 0:06:25.720 --> 0:06:27.160 I thought it went really well, but there, I mean, 0:06:27.160 --> 0:06:29.320 there was a few things that I kind of have 0:06:29.440 --> 0:06:32.640 honed in one that, uh, like, my anxiety brain won't 0:06:32.640 --> 0:06:33.360 really let go. 0:06:33.640 --> 0:06:35.599 You're thinking something like you did was wrong. 0:06:36.640 --> 0:06:38.480 I mean I won't say wrong, but I think maybe 0:06:38.480 --> 0:06:40.719 it probably took her back a little bit. I don't know, 0:06:41.080 --> 0:06:42.960 it maybe came once too strong because I compliment her 0:06:43.000 --> 0:06:45.480 maybe too many times about how pretty she was, like 0:06:45.560 --> 0:06:46.680 six or seven times. 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:47.360 I don't know. 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:49.560 I haven't been on a date with somebody that's attractive. 0:06:49.560 --> 0:06:50.920 And then I don't know, I was a little drunk 0:06:50.920 --> 0:06:52.520 and feeling myself, so I was just kind of trying 0:06:52.560 --> 0:06:55.040 to be completely honest. 0:06:54.640 --> 0:07:00.279 Friends. I mean, as long as you left it like 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:03.640 you're so pretty and didn't elaborate all the details about why, 0:07:03.920 --> 0:07:05.200 then nothing might be safe. 0:07:05.279 --> 0:07:08.159 People love compliments, but there is a point where it's like, 0:07:08.360 --> 0:07:09.520 why are you so shocked? 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:14.120 Okay, so how did that date end? 0:07:14.800 --> 0:07:16.679 Oh? Just a little kiss? 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:17.560 Good? 0:07:17.760 --> 0:07:21.400 It's something she went inside and I heard from room. 0:07:21.880 --> 0:07:24.440 I mean, if you reached out at all, yeah, I'd 0:07:24.440 --> 0:07:26.360 Sarah techon MESA and she hasn't responded yet. 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:28.520 Okay, And maybe she found out your mom rated you 0:07:28.560 --> 0:07:30.640 with three and so then she lost interest. But we're 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:32.720 gonna come back, We'll called Delilah for you and try 0:07:32.720 --> 0:07:35.000 and get you your second date. Update. Right after this 0:07:36.000 --> 0:07:41.200 second date update, we just learned about a brand new 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:45.240 hot dating hack from one of our listeners, blame. That 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:50.440 made us all turn our heads and say, wow, this 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:54.840 is ground breaking. All the ground is literally cracking. I 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:58.840 am never gonna look at the world the same ever again. 0:07:59.040 --> 0:08:04.520 After because Blaine was not having success on the dating apps, 0:08:04.840 --> 0:08:07.160 and he saw a social media post saying all the 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:10.440 most attractive people in the world were born on either 0:08:10.640 --> 0:08:14.800 the fifth, fourteenth, or twenty third of the month, whatever 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:17.680 month that is. So he went online, put those dates 0:08:17.680 --> 0:08:19.840 into Facebook and Instagram, and if a photo of an 0:08:19.880 --> 0:08:23.880 attractive woman blowing out birthday candles came up, he made 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:25.440 sure to reach out to her sex. 0:08:25.480 --> 0:08:27.560 I mean, honestly, every single woman he saw. 0:08:27.680 --> 0:08:31.680 Two hundred hundred messages were sent, and out of all those, 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:35.280 a handful of conversations happened, and he ended up going 0:08:35.360 --> 0:08:37.640 out on a date with a woman named Delilah. And 0:08:37.679 --> 0:08:39.800 as far as we know, she has no clue, but 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:43.240 maybe just knowing all of the lengths that you went 0:08:43.320 --> 0:08:45.880 to in order to find her would actually impress her. 0:08:45.920 --> 0:08:51.680 Blaine no, when does that story come out? 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:53.199 I think I'm gonna have to wait till she does that. 0:08:53.480 --> 0:08:55.360 We'll date for a while. She does something really bad 0:08:55.880 --> 0:08:58.800 and then I'm like, oh, I forgive you okay, so. 0:08:58.960 --> 0:09:02.000 Toxic, really bad. You're like, I knew it. 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:04.120 I knew we needed the only one out of two 0:09:04.200 --> 0:09:05.959 hundred that messaged me back something. 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:10.520 But we really don't know what the issue is, what's 0:09:10.600 --> 0:09:12.400 going on with her, why they're not hanging out. But 0:09:12.400 --> 0:09:13.319 we're about to find out. 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:15.480 That's the fun part. You ready for this plane? 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:16.840 Yeah? I'm ready. 0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:19.200 We're gonna try our hardest. Here, let's style number. Here 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:34.239 we go. Hello, Hey, we're looking for Delilah. Hey Delilah, 0:09:34.400 --> 0:09:36.520 hope you're having a good day. That's about to get 0:09:36.559 --> 0:09:38.760 even better because you're on the radio right now with 0:09:39.040 --> 0:09:40.320 Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. 0:09:40.360 --> 0:09:41.839 Welcome to the show, Delilah. 0:09:41.960 --> 0:09:43.719 Oh hey guys. 0:09:43.920 --> 0:09:46.319 Oh you know the show? Sweet? 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:52.760 I don't, but it's cool to hear from you. 0:09:52.760 --> 0:09:54.400 You're a radio station, are you? 0:09:54.920 --> 0:09:57.440 Are you this nice to like scammers who call to 0:09:58.720 --> 0:10:02.040 sometime like I don't need a car warranty, but you 0:10:02.080 --> 0:10:05.880 sure have a great day and family? 0:10:05.960 --> 0:10:09.720 Aren't that nice? To us. A pleasure talking to you, 0:10:09.800 --> 0:10:13.000 but we do have a reason for calling because we're 0:10:13.040 --> 0:10:15.880 doing something called a second date update. Okay, that's we're 0:10:15.880 --> 0:10:18.480 One of our listeners is trying to get a hold 0:10:18.520 --> 0:10:21.040 of you to hang out one more time. You've been 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:23.360 out with him once. His name is Blaine. 0:10:24.920 --> 0:10:31.600 Oh yeah, oh yeah. 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:33.160 Blame you like blame Blaine. 0:10:33.160 --> 0:10:37.120 We're really cool. We had a great time. We kind 0:10:37.160 --> 0:10:39.360 of met on social media. 0:10:40.080 --> 0:10:42.959 Okay, And I'm going to stop you real quick because 0:10:43.160 --> 0:10:46.000 we've actually spoken to Blaine before we called you, and 0:10:46.040 --> 0:10:48.360 we kind of heard all the details about how you 0:10:48.440 --> 0:10:50.600 met and how you guys went out to a bar 0:10:51.000 --> 0:10:53.440 and you brought him like a cool Starbucks gift card. 0:10:53.559 --> 0:10:55.640 Gris sister. He thought that was really set. 0:10:56.320 --> 0:10:59.600 We have the same birthday and sister. Yah. 0:11:00.760 --> 0:11:04.079 Yeah. So the question that Blaine has that he's going 0:11:04.320 --> 0:11:07.160 through us hoping to get some answers for is why 0:11:07.240 --> 0:11:10.640 are you not wanting to see him again? If that's true? 0:11:11.080 --> 0:11:16.920 If I'm honest now, because I wasn't honest then I 0:11:16.920 --> 0:11:20.280 stretched the truth about my age on my social media 0:11:20.320 --> 0:11:23.160 and we were having such a great time. I felt 0:11:23.200 --> 0:11:25.600 a little guilty about being dishonest. 0:11:25.960 --> 0:11:28.679 Oh okay, okay. 0:11:29.600 --> 0:11:31.640 You know, I think a lot of people stretch a 0:11:31.679 --> 0:11:34.959 little bit, like if you're twenty seven, you'll say twenty five. Sure, 0:11:35.440 --> 0:11:38.480 how much did you stretch the number by? Its we 0:11:38.559 --> 0:11:40.600 go in like three years or forty years? 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:43.439 About four years stretch four. 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:47.360 What's interesting about that is he didn't notice at all, 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:50.680 would have brought that up to us, like you shouldn't. 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:52.720 I don't think feel bad. You know, four years isn't 0:11:52.760 --> 0:11:54.480 that big of a difference at all, you know. 0:11:54.600 --> 0:11:57.000 But I just felt really weird about it because he 0:11:57.240 --> 0:12:00.520 bought it up on the date and I didn't correct. 0:12:02.320 --> 0:12:03.960 So, like he said, you're I mean, what are you 0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:05.439 saying you are on social media? 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:10.720 Well, my social media says that I'm thirty two, okay, 0:12:10.760 --> 0:12:12.040 but I'm thirty six. 0:12:12.360 --> 0:12:14.560 Okay, okay, okay, And can I. 0:12:14.600 --> 0:12:16.199 Just ask why why do you lie about it? 0:12:16.600 --> 0:12:18.079 You know, it was just something that I did, and 0:12:18.200 --> 0:12:19.839 I just never went back and changed it. 0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:22.480 I mean, she's not putting it onto like a dating 0:12:22.520 --> 0:12:25.960 app trying to like trick guys. It's just something on 0:12:26.000 --> 0:12:28.839 her personal social media page that I think. 0:12:28.880 --> 0:12:30.959 My Facebook says I'm whileder because I wasn't allowed to 0:12:30.960 --> 0:12:36.720 make it at the age when Facebook, Yeah stretch. 0:12:36.559 --> 0:12:39.640 Okay, but I mean that doesn't sound like he did 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:42.600 anything wrong. That sounds like you're just feeling guilty that 0:12:42.920 --> 0:12:45.079 you didn't one hundred percent come clean. 0:12:45.760 --> 0:12:48.680 Right. I'm just a really honest person, and it felt 0:12:48.720 --> 0:12:54.120 really weird to start off this new relationship on a lie, Okay. 0:12:53.640 --> 0:12:55.560 And so it was easier to go to him than 0:12:55.640 --> 0:12:57.800 to come clean and tell him the truth. 0:12:58.240 --> 0:13:00.600 Yeah. I didn't want to look stupid for life about 0:13:00.600 --> 0:13:01.560 something so small. 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:06.480 Okays. Well, I know you're an honest person. On this show, 0:13:06.559 --> 0:13:08.400 we tend not to be sorry. 0:13:08.679 --> 0:13:11.280 But if we do have any guilt about it, that is. 0:13:11.920 --> 0:13:14.440 That's what this is so hard for me to be 0:13:14.559 --> 0:13:17.080 honest with you and let you know that Blaine has 0:13:17.120 --> 0:13:19.520 actually been on the other line listening this entire time. 0:13:20.640 --> 0:13:21.400 That's not true. 0:13:21.960 --> 0:13:24.240 I wish I could say that, but it is, Blaine. 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:25.640 Are you there? 0:13:25.640 --> 0:13:25.840 Man? 0:13:26.520 --> 0:13:31.120 Hey, Hey, I don't know what to say right now. 0:13:32.160 --> 0:13:34.640 I mean, I can, I can start it. Uh, that 0:13:34.679 --> 0:13:36.840 doesn't bother me. I don't care, Like what age is, 0:13:36.840 --> 0:13:37.400 just the number. 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:37.720 You know. 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:39.760 You look great. I honestly thought you look younger than 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:40.480 thirty two, So. 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:45.400 I don't think you're saying she doesn't seem like she's 0:13:45.400 --> 0:13:46.560 a thirty six year old. 0:13:46.800 --> 0:13:48.880 Yeah, I mean, you can kind of choose your own age, right, 0:13:49.280 --> 0:13:49.760 I don't care. 0:13:50.200 --> 0:13:52.000 I don't know if that's a good rule to live, 0:13:52.040 --> 0:13:57.160 but oh yeah, that is my thing. I think the government. 0:13:58.160 --> 0:13:58.880 Look what you've done. 0:13:59.120 --> 0:14:01.240 Somebody says you look twenty six or twenty six. I 0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:03.400 think that's how she thinks that. 0:14:03.400 --> 0:14:05.360 That is so right, right, I hear that. It makes 0:14:05.360 --> 0:14:07.120 me feel a little bit better, But I just I 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:09.360 feel really bad when you brought it up, blaming on 0:14:09.400 --> 0:14:11.720 the date, Like my eyes got really big, and I 0:14:11.760 --> 0:14:13.160 didn't know what to say to you. 0:14:16.160 --> 0:14:19.320 So I could I could probably make you feel a 0:14:19.360 --> 0:14:23.880 little bit better. So the whole when we first started talking, 0:14:24.120 --> 0:14:25.720 I kind of lied to you about my sister. 0:14:27.720 --> 0:14:27.960 Really. 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:32.520 Wait, you don't have a sister, No, no, no, no, I 0:14:32.560 --> 0:14:35.760 do I have a sister, But I just I don't know. 0:14:35.760 --> 0:14:37.640 You're so beautiful, and I really wanted to talk to you, 0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:40.400 so I just kind of lied about the about her 0:14:40.440 --> 0:14:42.840 birthday and your birthday being the same, just because I 0:14:42.840 --> 0:14:44.080 don't know. I just kind of wanted to start a 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:45.840 conversation with you. 0:14:45.880 --> 0:14:48.560 Wait, you lied about her birthday. 0:14:48.680 --> 0:14:50.600 Yeah, I mean, it was just the way I wanted 0:14:50.600 --> 0:14:52.360 to talk to you. You're so beautiful. I wanted to 0:14:52.880 --> 0:14:53.840 you said that. 0:14:53.840 --> 0:14:57.240 So where's my gift card? I want my gift card back. 0:14:56.640 --> 0:14:59.600 I'll bring it back to Hey. We can go in 0:14:59.600 --> 0:15:03.520 a second, and I'll pay for Starbucks. How about that? 0:15:05.680 --> 0:15:08.280 I don't understand. How did you figure out that my birthday? 0:15:08.880 --> 0:15:10.720 How did you figure out when my birthday was? 0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:11.840 Oh? 0:15:11.960 --> 0:15:15.960 God, look all right, come on, I don't know. This 0:15:16.040 --> 0:15:22.680 is too much to say. On somebody said at one 0:15:22.720 --> 0:15:25.360 point that most attractive people's birthdays are the fifth, of 0:15:25.440 --> 0:15:28.120 fourteenth and the twenty third, So I kind of made 0:15:28.120 --> 0:15:31.960 a Facebook search for people with those birthdays. Oh my god, 0:15:34.160 --> 0:15:38.800 what a shows you like? I didn't. I only messaged you. 0:15:38.840 --> 0:15:38.920 Bro. 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:41.440 Did you hear what she just said about that she 0:15:41.600 --> 0:15:42.440 caught you a loser? 0:15:42.520 --> 0:15:44.560 Bro? No, maybe she's talking about the guy who came 0:15:44.640 --> 0:15:45.400 up with that theory on. 0:15:45.400 --> 0:15:47.560 TikTok, I mean both of them. 0:15:49.160 --> 0:15:51.520 Well, I mean he was just having a hard time. 0:15:51.680 --> 0:15:53.200 You know how hard dating is. 0:15:53.360 --> 0:15:56.720 It's really hard to find honest people. Also, that's why 0:15:56.800 --> 0:15:57.760 dating is so hard. 0:15:57.960 --> 0:16:00.600 Delilah, you were just saying how guilty and horrible that 0:16:00.640 --> 0:16:03.600 you felt about yourself that you weren't completely honest with him, 0:16:04.000 --> 0:16:04.560 and now. 0:16:04.600 --> 0:16:05.480 It was a mistake. 0:16:05.600 --> 0:16:07.360 Well, look, you said that I was a really cool 0:16:07.400 --> 0:16:09.480 person and we would have never met up if I 0:16:09.480 --> 0:16:12.400 hadn't gone through all that and gotten in touch with 0:16:12.400 --> 0:16:13.320 your over social media. 0:16:13.640 --> 0:16:15.680 Yeah, but I didn't know you were an online creep 0:16:15.800 --> 0:16:18.160 such in the dirt web for people's. 0:16:17.760 --> 0:16:22.400 Birth it is. 0:16:23.200 --> 0:16:23.640 Living in the. 0:16:23.680 --> 0:16:27.800 Dark ages and even light on your sister, No. 0:16:27.720 --> 0:16:31.240 Successful relationship has ever started with total honesty. So like, 0:16:31.480 --> 0:16:34.080 this is actually not a bad place to jump off from, 0:16:34.080 --> 0:16:36.040 and we'd love to send you out on one more 0:16:36.120 --> 0:16:38.920 date that we would pay for. Not you do, iwa, 0:16:39.160 --> 0:16:41.600 not with the gift cards or anything on us one 0:16:41.640 --> 0:16:43.720 hundred percent give him a chance. 0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:47.200 I just I really hate dishonesty, so I'm gonna have 0:16:47.240 --> 0:16:47.680 to pass. 0:16:48.360 --> 0:16:52.000 But coming from someone pretending to be a thirty two 0:16:52.080 --> 0:16:58.680 year old online that was an accident. 0:16:59.280 --> 0:16:59.520 Yeah. 0:17:00.280 --> 0:17:02.920 I don't know how this call devolved into what it was, 0:17:03.600 --> 0:17:06.679 But coming from this twenty three year old GQ model, 0:17:06.760 --> 0:17:10.159 I think I think love is possible if you just 0:17:10.200 --> 0:17:10.800 give it a chance. 0:17:10.840 --> 0:17:14.480 Yeah. Also, I your career, Jeff, Well, where's the line. 0:17:15.080 --> 0:17:17.400 You're right? Love is possible. That's why I'm messaging two 0:17:17.480 --> 0:17:20.119 hundred more later today. 0:17:20.880 --> 0:17:25.200 A successful second date update lurky Jeffrey in the morning. Man, 0:17:25.280 --> 0:17:28.080 people are just not forgiving enough anymore. 0:17:28.320 --> 0:17:30.040 You think that's what it is. I wanted them to 0:17:30.080 --> 0:17:32.280 go out. I think they would have been so cute. 0:17:32.400 --> 0:17:34.400 I think that's the problem. It's like it's forgiveness because 0:17:34.480 --> 0:17:37.719 let's recap. Delilah was not honest about her age, and 0:17:37.800 --> 0:17:40.280 Blaine heard that and said, you know what, it's okay, 0:17:40.480 --> 0:17:43.320 I don't care. I like you, and then Blaine goes, 0:17:43.640 --> 0:17:46.520 I also kind of wasn't honest about my sister's birthday, 0:17:46.840 --> 0:17:49.600 and Delilah went, how dare you you deserve to suffer 0:17:49.640 --> 0:17:52.800 a lonely, painful das or something along those lines. 0:17:52.920 --> 0:17:55.120