Speaker 1: Wake Up, Wake Up in the mall and.
Speaker 2: The radio and the Dodgers.
Speaker 1: He's on time.
Speaker 2: Already in lunchbox, more get too, scoop stevered.
Speaker 1: I trying to put you through.
Speaker 2: Fuck.
Speaker 1: He's running this week's next bit.
Speaker 2: The Bobby's on the box, so you know what this?
Speaker 3: The Bobby Ball.
Speaker 2: Adult swaddling apparently it's a thing now. I would bet
Speaker 2: I was never swaddled. I don't know what even that is.
Speaker 2: It's where you wrap a baby up and they can't move. Yes,
Speaker 2: I would bet based on how I was a child
Speaker 2: and the care that I got, I was probably never swaddled.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of kids probably weren't swaddled. Maybe
Speaker 2: swaddled happened later, maybe that was a trend later. But
Speaker 2: we were talking about the guy that enjoyed going to
Speaker 2: the car dealership and just busting stuff up like he
Speaker 2: got arrested. We were like, does that seem fun to you?
Speaker 2: And I was like, nah, it doesn't, but like being
Speaker 2: swallow kind of sounds Does that sound funny? Like? I
Speaker 2: think I would from what I've seen my sister in law,
Speaker 2: brother in law, they have a baby. I've known people
Speaker 2: with babies. They put the baby down and basically they
Speaker 2: just trapped the baby. They wrap it up. The baby
Speaker 2: can do nothing except lay there and being a straight jacket. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's tight. It's like a burrito like that to me
Speaker 2: sounds exciting. No, it does so to you. You don't
Speaker 2: like the thought of no way, we have different needs.
Speaker 2: I think we have different needs. Maybe you didn't, I know.
Speaker 2: I think I think you have the need for rage,
Speaker 2: you guys do, and I have the need for love
Speaker 2: and care. That's a good point, because I bet I
Speaker 2: was never swaddled. You should try it. A new sleep
Speaker 2: trend on TikTok, known as adults, swaddling has gained popularity
Speaker 2: for its claim benefits of producing anxiety and proving posture,
Speaker 2: promoting RESTful sleep. The technique involves wrapping oneself or someone
Speaker 2: else tightly in cloth, similar to how babies are swaddled.
Speaker 2: Advocates say it works by stimulating touch receptors in the skin,
Speaker 2: so we actually have some stuff here. Because I saw
Speaker 2: the story, I was like, I should try to get swaddled.
Speaker 1: On the show.
Speaker 2: Do you want me to swaddle you? I think next
Speaker 2: hour we have a couple of things to do. Next hour, lunchbox,
Speaker 2: we have to give our report on magic Mike Knight, Yes,
Speaker 2: thunder down, and and then I'll either swaddle in the
Speaker 2: next hour if we have time, or do it tomorrow. Dude,
Speaker 2: I am a good but you can do it. I'm great.
Speaker 3: Are you gonna lay down on the floor swaddle in
Speaker 3: the chair?
Speaker 2: You have to lay on the floor and then somebody
Speaker 2: has to hold you. No babies I've seen get swaddled.
Speaker 2: They just lay in their crips, laying their career. You
Speaker 2: want to hold me, we can give that a rep too. No, No,
Speaker 2: just lay you on the floor. But I'm opened either
Speaker 2: later today or tomorrow being swaddled, because I don't think
Speaker 2: I was ever swaddled. Similar techniques like weighted blankets have
Speaker 2: shown potential. However, here's the thing about a way a blanket.
Speaker 2: Because I have one of those, I just throw it
Speaker 2: off of me. If I'm swadowed, I'm trapped. You can't move.
Speaker 2: Like last night, for example, I go to I go
Speaker 2: to bed at like nine nine thirty, which is pretty
Speaker 2: early for me, and I do everything right as far
Speaker 2: as like winding down, and I was pretty exhausted from
Speaker 2: the day, so everything was right on track for me
Speaker 2: to sleep and about nine fifteen for no reason, just
Speaker 2: for no reason, and I know I'm want to keep
Speaker 2: my wife up, so I'm like, all right, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go just lay down on the couch or something for
Speaker 2: a while. It happens for like three times a week
Speaker 2: where I'm just laying there and for no reason, because
Speaker 2: there's not like a thought I had that's like, oh God,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna need to be anxious because I don't have anxiety.
Speaker 1: In the day.
Speaker 2: I don't have anxiety, probably because I just keep myself running.
Speaker 2: But as soon as I'm like all right, all calm,
Speaker 2: let's have some just tired. Brain goes crazy, heart goes crazy.
Speaker 2: Maybe I need to be swaddled.
Speaker 1: This is the answer.
Speaker 2: Do you peeter swaddle sometimes the baby, Get me a
Speaker 2: pull up. I'm gonna turn into one of those weird
Speaker 2: adults and wants to be a baby. Now get me
Speaker 2: an adult diaper and swaddow me. Time for the news.
Speaker 2: Bobby's the Worst Driving States from Forbes Advisor. Drivers in
Speaker 2: Hawaii have the word driving habits. You think that's because
Speaker 2: they don't have a lot of places to drive, like
Speaker 2: they just got to gout that island. The little I
Speaker 2: goo drive all over the country.
Speaker 1: Yeah, though they're probably looking at the scenery.
Speaker 2: Is the about that to be?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're looking out there. Law, there's the hot do
Speaker 1: you keep.
Speaker 2: Crash crash uh, followed by those in Oregon and then
Speaker 2: in New Mexico. Hawaii sits the top of the list
Speaker 2: because they are bad at changing lanes. They don't turn
Speaker 2: without signaling or turning without signaling because the roads and
Speaker 2: Hawaii are also more narrow at times than in the
Speaker 2: contiguous United States. Sure, the states with the best drivers
Speaker 2: Tennessee and Ohio. That's a bull crap based on my knowledge,
Speaker 2: the personal knowledge, too much thinking from current biology. If
Speaker 2: you're feeling tired and depressed, stop thinking. So okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm already thinking about how stupid this article is because
Speaker 2: intense thinking it makes you feel tired. The thing is,
Speaker 2: you can't really not do it if it's something thinking is.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I have a couple of my
Speaker 2: kids that don't think. But I mean that's probably naturally,
Speaker 2: I think if you're an overthinker, if you I think,
Speaker 2: it's not just something you could shut down unless you
Speaker 2: take a drug. Right, Well, yeah, I wish I did drugs.
Speaker 4: There's exercises, though, you can do that can calm the thinking.
Speaker 4: I was on a date recently and bringing up certain
Speaker 4: thoughts that I have, and the guy straight up said,
Speaker 4: he's like, you think too much.
Speaker 3: And I was like, wait, actually for you, I was like,
Speaker 3: you don't have these same thoughts and he's like, not
Speaker 3: at all, and.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, I don't know if i'd lead with that.
Speaker 3: Some brains are just more calm.
Speaker 2: I would agree. I would agree that's I don't feel
Speaker 2: like mine is very calm. One reason for this feeling
Speaker 2: of exhaustion is the accumulation of glutamate to your brain.
Speaker 2: It's a neurotransmitter that excites brain sales anyway gets into it.
Speaker 2: But it's like, just stop doing it. If you're a warrior,
Speaker 2: just stop worrying. It's like somebody yelling relax. You don't
Speaker 2: ever relax when someone says relaxed. Disney Plus cracks down
Speaker 2: on password sharing. They have launched a new paide sharing
Speaker 2: program to help crack down on password sharing. This means
Speaker 2: you can officially no longer share your Disney Plus account
Speaker 2: with someone out there side of your household, unless you
Speaker 2: pay extra.
Speaker 1: Do you have.
Speaker 2: Disney Plus lunch box. Yeah, do you is it yours?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: So this will be it'll be cut. Then what YouTube
Speaker 2: TV does, which I have If you log in from
Speaker 2: somewhere else, it goes are you traveling? Do you live here?
Speaker 2: And you have to push one of them and if
Speaker 2: you're traveling you can only travel for a certain amount
Speaker 2: of time before it goes. This is not the person
Speaker 2: we think it is, and it shuts it down. Like
Speaker 2: they kind of have a grip on how to make
Speaker 2: sure people aren't stealing it. Yeah, I think who has
Speaker 2: like six times? You can do that and that's it.
Speaker 2: So you can add an extra member to your Disney
Speaker 2: Plus Basic for six ninety nine a month. But yeah,
Speaker 2: they will automatically detect and establish your household based on
Speaker 2: your subscription activity, which they should right.
Speaker 1: This is how this is getting insane.
Speaker 2: America is a capitalist country and what they're doing is
Speaker 2: providing a service that costs them money. Some of the
Speaker 2: people that are using it should have to pay the
Speaker 2: money for it. That is from Deadline. New photos show
Speaker 2: a UFO hovering over Canada before it was shot down
Speaker 2: by a US fighter jet who they have pictures a
Speaker 2: little the little men in there that come out, you know,
Speaker 2: I am your alien. Well, if it was a UFO,
Speaker 2: by the way, it could be anything. It doesn't have
Speaker 2: to be an alien spaceship. And the images are very grainy,
Speaker 2: they're very blurry. Forty thousand feet February twenty twenty three,
Speaker 2: which now they're just releasing. They've put it out. The
Speaker 2: us F twenty two shot the object, which was first
Speaker 2: tracked flying over Alaska eight days earlier. Officials in US
Speaker 2: and Canada began tracking it. It feels to me like
Speaker 2: it's some sort of Russian spy thing because it wasn't
Speaker 2: a balloon. It looked like if there was a it
Speaker 2: looks like a sea or like a circle. That's all
Speaker 2: the way. But you cut out a part of it
Speaker 2: and it just has a sea left in it. That's
Speaker 2: what it looks like flying over. So the airborne object,
Speaker 2: previously described as a small metallic balloon with a tethered payload,
Speaker 2: was spotted. So they shot it, and now they're saying,
Speaker 2: well they do. Some people think it's Chinese, maybe not Russian,
Speaker 2: but not Aliens. But they shot that sucker down. If
Speaker 2: it had been like a real alien, like something the future,
Speaker 2: or either from another dimension or another planet. We wouldn't
Speaker 2: have shot it down. Our technology wouldn't match theirs. But
Speaker 2: if you shoot it down, can't you go see where
Speaker 2: it landed and see what it is? Yeah, you want?
Speaker 2: I think they probably did that, but they're not sharing.
Speaker 2: But they're purposely not saying anything else about it.
Speaker 1: And why do you think aliens are so much smarter
Speaker 1: than we are?
Speaker 2: Because they can get here? Aliens a weird word, right,
Speaker 2: but yes, we'll use that. I think to get here,
Speaker 2: they'd have to have some kind of technology that we
Speaker 2: don't have because we haven't been able to get to them.
Speaker 1: That's a good point.
Speaker 2: So that would be why. And the theories are it's
Speaker 2: us in the future, not us specifically, but humans in
Speaker 2: the future coming back. What theory? Many, you're crazy. We
Speaker 2: also have no idea. What's in the ocean? We have
Speaker 2: no idea. There's all like what twelve percent of the
Speaker 2: ocean that we even understand. It's mapped, so it's space.
Speaker 3: So if we go down in the ocean, they're in
Speaker 3: the ocean.
Speaker 2: We have gotten to them, but we don't. We think
Speaker 2: they're deeper. I don't know, I don't we don't know.
Speaker 3: So maybe they are, like, hey, they're here with us.
Speaker 2: They may not even live in the ocean. They just
Speaker 2: may use that as a way.
Speaker 1: You know, you guys don't like right, Yeah, Like I
Speaker 1: really won't worry about people hanging out with thinking.
Speaker 2: About it, I don't hang out with anybody. That's why
Speaker 2: nobody talked about the problem. A glass of warm milk
Speaker 2: helps you sleep, right? Oh no, No, that's a total myth.
Speaker 2: Warm milk. By the way, warm milk. There's not much
Speaker 2: scientific evidence that a glass of warm milk will improve
Speaker 2: your sleep at all. Milk does contain the trip to fan,
Speaker 2: which is what they have in turkeys of Thanksgiving. But
Speaker 2: they're like, not really enough, that's just an old Grandma
Speaker 2: Taiale old wives tale. That's from Prevention magazine. And then
Speaker 2: puppy love at first sight. You can fill a love
Speaker 2: at first sight with your pets when you first lay
Speaker 2: eyes on them. I think if you just like animals,
Speaker 2: if you like puppies, you're like, oh, that's cute. In fact,
Speaker 2: the study of more than one thousand owners dogs and humans,
Speaker 2: they say the humans said they had an instant connection
Speaker 2: with their pet. Yeah, it's a connection like, oh that's
Speaker 2: really cute animal. It with my cat on his kitchen survey.
Speaker 2: That's a pet food company that had that. There you go, oh,
Speaker 2: I do want to do one other? One reminds me
Speaker 2: of Morgan. So it if there's any paranormal activity on
Speaker 2: your ring device, meaning your ring camera, you can win
Speaker 2: one hundred thousand dollars. What. Yeah, So Morgan came in
Speaker 2: once and was like, there's you thought maybe it was
Speaker 2: an orb, like either a spirit or an alien. We
Speaker 2: don't know, a bunch of floating orbs. It looked like
Speaker 2: condensation dripping from the woods. But there was no rain.
Speaker 2: But do hot can be I'm just saying there's no rain.
Speaker 3: Where do you submit it?
Speaker 2: The contest open only to Americans that are at least
Speaker 2: eighteen years old. So far it all checks out for you. Morgan,
Speaker 2: submit the most compelling paranormal activity captured by your ring device.
Speaker 2: Only the first five thousand entries received through an professorial
Speaker 2: be considered. Morgan has a ghost on her ring camera.
Speaker 2: She brought it in. I mean we can also fake this, right,
Speaker 2: but not now.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: We just put this on a national show, so we
Speaker 2: can't anymore. You blew that and instead that send that
Speaker 2: on it? All? Right, there's you know things, Bobby's Stories,
Speaker 2: Bobby Bone Show, It's Always Good to wake Up, and
Speaker 2: last Nashville's Number one for you Country. We're gonna talk
Speaker 2: about Lunchbox going to thunder down Under last night, which
Speaker 2: is the male review show. They're basically they're in their underwear,
Speaker 2: right Morgan, Yeah, oh yeah, so they're all dancing in
Speaker 2: there anywhere. So what Lunchbox wanted to make it about
Speaker 2: is him trying to set her up with one of
Speaker 2: the guys. I don't want to make it about that
Speaker 2: because it's not about that, but I did because that's
Speaker 2: what he brings.
Speaker 1: Nichels.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about how I tried to set her up
Speaker 2: with one. That's not the point of this segment. We
Speaker 2: can do that on the post show. Maybe we will
Speaker 2: not do that in this segment. So before the show,
Speaker 2: they give the rules for the show. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: it's about to get crazy if they're giving rules before
Speaker 2: a show.
Speaker 1: You're sitting in the audience and they have something come
Speaker 1: over the loudspeaker to let you know how you're supposed
Speaker 1: to behave.
Speaker 2: What's the crowd like around you?
Speaker 1: It's all women. I mean there are like three dudes, and.
Speaker 2: Were they there to enjoy the show like.
Speaker 1: You or they they were there to enjoy the show.
Speaker 2: Like so like you like that? Right? So they say
Speaker 2: keep your feet on the floor and stay in the
Speaker 2: chairs because that's what they're people throwing themselves and jail.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it gets worse.
Speaker 2: It's hard to hear a little.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It tells them no biting.
Speaker 5: No way, no way, you know, or grabbing will not
Speaker 5: be tolerated.
Speaker 2: That tells you its like a strip show.
Speaker 1: It tells you women don't know how to behave you
Speaker 1: guys all say men are animals when we go to
Speaker 1: the strip club like women go but nanas. I mean
Speaker 1: they start a countdown like the minute before and the
Speaker 1: women are just.
Speaker 2: More are crazy, very excited.
Speaker 1: Haven't even seen anything. As wore jeans and a button
Speaker 1: up shirt because it was supposed to be something. It's
Speaker 1: a cocktail attire. Yeah, okay, that's what it said in
Speaker 1: the email.
Speaker 2: So you wear you look nice and you touch your
Speaker 2: shirt in I.
Speaker 1: Didn't tell my shirt in.
Speaker 2: No, No, they wouldn't do that. Why didn't know he needed.
Speaker 3: To be ready to go?
Speaker 1: There's no ready to go untucked?
Speaker 2: Did you think you listen to your jobs? In case
Speaker 2: you got no you wanted to bite?
Speaker 1: No, no, there was no loosening the jaws. This was like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, what am I doing?
Speaker 2: What happened when you got there?
Speaker 1: Well? I got there and they had us on a list. Nice.
Speaker 1: We go in a room and there's uh, free cocktails
Speaker 1: and I had a couple of cocktails. He getting drinks yep.
Speaker 1: And they're like, oh, let's go meet the guys.
Speaker 2: I'm like, so this is like a special meet and
Speaker 2: greet now.
Speaker 1: A min we don't really have to like, no, no,
Speaker 1: come on, you want to meet the guys? And Morgan
Speaker 1: went with you yep. And so I went up into
Speaker 1: the room the stage and they had the big back
Speaker 1: drop with a thunder down thunder from down under and
Speaker 1: here come all the dudes and here let's take a picture.
Speaker 2: Were they wearing clothes? Yes, Oh they were they were
Speaker 2: clothes the first Yeah. They all had jeans and a
Speaker 2: black tank top on to start. Were the guys super
Speaker 2: in shape? Oh yeah, all of them. That's awesome. Yeah
Speaker 2: like that. You get jealous and I see them, so
Speaker 2: you take pictures with them?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And like, oh, mate, where we got it in
Speaker 1: for you tonight?
Speaker 2: Mate?
Speaker 1: You're gonna have so much fun mate, And I'm like.
Speaker 2: Were they really Australian? Were they faking the actual they
Speaker 2: were all Australian. I mean at least they sounded like
Speaker 2: it Australia and they knew you were coming and why.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh mate, you're gonna have so much fun mate.
Speaker 1: I hear you're sitting in the front road and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I am sitting in the front row. I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: I didn't either, And that's when they broke.
Speaker 2: Its biten aisle.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, I am, Yeah, we got you
Speaker 1: a good seat right up front. So then I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right, whatever. So then we go back to have
Speaker 1: cocktails and then they come down to.
Speaker 2: Saying cocktails on the podcast, but don't do that on
Speaker 2: the like the this part, just just say drinks yes,
Speaker 2: because you're making your you know what you're doing. Go ahead.
Speaker 1: And so we go back there and then the guys
Speaker 1: come as are mingling with everybody.
Speaker 2: They have their clothes on. Still, yeah, let's go guys
Speaker 2: taking clothes off, hurry up. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I sat in the corner with Morgan trying to
Speaker 1: like with them, were you awkward? No? I wasn't award awkward.
Speaker 2: Oh, he was so uncomfortable the whole.
Speaker 6: Time, just like like a very sad puppy got dragged somewhere.
Speaker 2: It did not want to be.
Speaker 1: That's what he looked like.
Speaker 2: Who are the other people in this meet and greet?
Speaker 1: I don't know. There was only other no the meet
Speaker 1: and greet.
Speaker 6: It was just like us and some reporter from the
Speaker 6: Tennessee and it was that was it.
Speaker 2: Wow, Okay, So you go to your seats, yep, and
Speaker 2: then they start playing music. What's the first song they
Speaker 2: come out to? I have no idea, Morgan, do you
Speaker 2: know it's the intro? Like, like do they come out
Speaker 2: and they just in jeans, they have clothes on, they
Speaker 2: rip their clothes.
Speaker 6: Off, have all their clothes on, and they do a
Speaker 6: few dances clothes on, yeah, building.
Speaker 3: It up, getting it already.
Speaker 1: And he's like, oh, this is like.
Speaker 2: So you think you can dance? You know, like this
Speaker 2: is fine, this is so it's a dance show.
Speaker 1: You think like it's a dance show. And then as
Speaker 1: the song goes on, they start doing different moves and.
Speaker 2: They start like grinding and stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh they're grinding, They're they're humping there, yeah, and they
Speaker 1: start pulling their shirts up and I'm like, oh no,
Speaker 1: we're getting to And then shirts come off. It's like,
Speaker 1: all right, this is enough. And then the pants come off.
Speaker 1: Oh that is when it's awkward. But what are they
Speaker 1: wearing under the pants?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Some were speedos, some were what do they call him?
Speaker 1: Boxer brief? There was no.
Speaker 2: But they had something one And did they go into
Speaker 2: the crowd?
Speaker 1: Do people touch them? Yes?
Speaker 2: I thought they said no touching.
Speaker 1: No grabbing, no biting, and no grabbing and.
Speaker 2: Touching feels the same.
Speaker 1: But okay, you can touch them.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Did you touch any of them? Any of them
Speaker 2: come to you?
Speaker 1: Yep? They did.
Speaker 3: Did they touch you?
Speaker 2: Yep, they touched so thunder down undertouched you. They did
Speaker 2: like a little scene around you or something.
Speaker 1: Like one guy, I don't know if he put his
Speaker 1: head on my shoulder, so I don't know. That's nothing.
Speaker 2: How do you not know?
Speaker 6: No, lunchbox, this is what he looks like the whole time.
Speaker 6: He was just sitting like this, like looking ahead, not
Speaker 6: looking in any direction.
Speaker 2: Just like, oh, are there any any of the other
Speaker 2: people that were at the venue watching the show?
Speaker 1: Know you?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, one girl, she's all hammered. I don't think you
Speaker 1: want to be here, lunch Box, And I was like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't, No, I don't. She's like, I can't believe
Speaker 1: you're here. What are you doing here? She's like, oh,
Speaker 1: Bobby made That's.
Speaker 2: Right, Bob, you lost a bet for the record.
Speaker 1: And then I mean, how do I how do I
Speaker 1: explain it?
Speaker 2: What you explained? What he's trying to say, because yeah,
Speaker 2: what are you trying to?
Speaker 1: What are you trying? There was times when.
Speaker 6: Okay, they would come out into the crowd and like
Speaker 6: they would touch him and like just caress him a
Speaker 6: little bit as they walked by, and then he'd get
Speaker 6: he'd like take.
Speaker 2: Their sweat off. They were like baby oil to right, yeah.
Speaker 1: Max, sure yea.
Speaker 6: And they were at this point when they would come
Speaker 6: out into the crowd, they only had their briefs or
Speaker 6: their speed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was one. Lunch Box was very offended when
Speaker 1: it happened.
Speaker 2: Of yeah, let's just say he's saying the podcast so,
Speaker 2: but there.
Speaker 6: Was at one point when they came out into the
Speaker 6: crowd and Lunchbox is sitting there and the guy like.
Speaker 3: Who wants to dance?
Speaker 1: And I just start pointing at him.
Speaker 2: I was like this guy, like the person birthday. It's
Speaker 2: her birthday with him.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And so he came over and they did a
Speaker 6: little two seven. The guy was in his feet out
Speaker 6: the whole time and oh yeah, I do, and and
Speaker 6: he twirls lunchbox around and lunchbox.
Speaker 1: The whole time.
Speaker 6: It's just like, oh my gosh, what is happening.
Speaker 2: You're up dancing with them.
Speaker 1: There's some He was like six foot seven. He was
Speaker 1: all sweaty and gross, and he is making me dance
Speaker 1: with him in front of I mean, it was like any.
Speaker 2: Kind of like night, new feelings you've never had.
Speaker 1: No, he's like he's six seven. Yeah, they said that
Speaker 1: in the intro before he came out. He's like, you
Speaker 1: get ready for six foot seven of I don't know
Speaker 1: what Viking Warrior? What is the best?
Speaker 6: What was the best part of the night, Morgan, Honestly,
Speaker 6: I laughed the entire time just watching Lunchbox experience this.
Speaker 1: Like I cannot.
Speaker 6: It was like if you were sitting in a room
Speaker 6: with like your parents or your in laws and you're
Speaker 6: watching a movie and there's a whole bunch of you know,
Speaker 6: intimate scenes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what it felt like for me.
Speaker 1: And this whole time. He just felt he was so
Speaker 1: stiff and he couldn't wait.
Speaker 6: You mean he sat up Yeah, I mean just like stiff,
Speaker 6: like as a cardboard.
Speaker 3: And he tried to escape multiple.
Speaker 6: Times, like at the beginning of the night as we're
Speaker 6: in line.
Speaker 2: At one point he's like, I really have to go
Speaker 2: to the bathroom. I was like, you can't go to
Speaker 2: the bathroom because I know you're gonna leave. Yeah, So
Speaker 2: how did it end? Did he stay for the whole show?
Speaker 1: He saved for the whole show.
Speaker 6: I do think they were going to do something else
Speaker 6: with him, like bring him on stage, but he was
Speaker 6: so uncomfortable the.
Speaker 2: Whole time that they're like, we can't ring this guy up.
Speaker 1: He would be miserable, Like he's not even gonna.
Speaker 6: Be a fun part of the show because he looks
Speaker 6: like he's having the worst time of his life.
Speaker 1: I mean, let me tell you, those women in there,
Speaker 1: they're crazy and they get caddy because one girl got
Speaker 1: pulled up on stage twice and.
Speaker 2: I got mad, he's up there. There was it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I thought they were going to charge the stage,
Speaker 1: and I was like, women, relax a little bit, like
Speaker 1: they were going fun Nana.
Speaker 2: How long was the show hour and a half exactly? No?
Speaker 1: No, no, I asked him before him treasured every minute? Nope,
Speaker 1: didn't treasure every minute.
Speaker 3: He asked me like every time is how much longer
Speaker 3: do we have?
Speaker 2: How much longer? Did it seem like it was going
Speaker 2: a little too long?
Speaker 1: Were you it felt like it was going forever?
Speaker 2: And did they do anything else? Like were they doing
Speaker 2: like themes?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, they did themes like they did cop theme,
Speaker 1: they did military theme, they did those people, they did
Speaker 1: like Viking Warriors, swat team. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It was the crowd pretty wild. Oh they were so
Speaker 2: wild rabid women.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean listen, it was girls night out.
Speaker 1: Everybody was having a great time. There was one dude
Speaker 1: that sat next to us that was there for he enjoyment.
Speaker 1: He started dancing on me. I was like, no, what
Speaker 1: are we doing?
Speaker 2: That was also funny, but he saw that you were
Speaker 2: very uncomfortable and have it.
Speaker 1: He started trying to dance on me. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1: I like it, but I did wear my wedding ring
Speaker 1: to let him know. You never wear your wedding Are
Speaker 1: anywhere attractive? Yep?
Speaker 2: Were the guys really good looking? Yeah? They were when
Speaker 2: I see the billboards, always so jealous.
Speaker 1: Good looking dudes.
Speaker 2: Faces are chiseled, their abs are chiseled. I didn't know
Speaker 2: they were all Australian from under down US. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: just thought that was from down Under.
Speaker 3: Well, yes, I agree with Eddie.
Speaker 2: I didn't know if some of them just faked me too, right, Well, Eddie,
Speaker 2: I mean they'll be here for three years. Three years,
Speaker 2: they're for like two days. No, they signed mis your
Speaker 2: soccer game.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what I said, just for Lunchbox. But I
Speaker 1: say you, they signed a three year residency. Wow, so
Speaker 1: all the surely not every night.
Speaker 2: They do it on the weekends for right now. But
Speaker 2: I think the plan is to do more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna like start doing more.
Speaker 2: Do part be part of the show.
Speaker 1: That's not a bad idea.
Speaker 2: You already know their moves.
Speaker 1: Listen. He did at the end take off his shirt.
Speaker 2: Of course he did, Lunchbox did. He's trying to hold
Speaker 2: it back the whole time. I bet that's why I
Speaker 2: was untucked ready to go. No, No, I bet that's
Speaker 2: not why.
Speaker 1: But we'll move on. It was so awkward.
Speaker 2: We'll talk about more of it. I'm a little freer.
Speaker 2: In the podcast, you can actually get in trouble for
Speaker 2: on the broadcast talking about certain things because this is
Speaker 2: a bit regulated. On the podcast, we can say whatever
Speaker 2: we want.
Speaker 1: Can I just tell you? The Very Agua parties were
Speaker 1: in the front row. So they when they go up
Speaker 1: and they crew, they do their rip away pants or whatever,
Speaker 1: which is like every song. Then they sort of hop
Speaker 1: to the front of the stage and they and it's
Speaker 1: like all.
Speaker 2: Right, like they're like humping hopping.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hopping, and it's like, I'm in the front row.
Speaker 6: The Speedos were right in Lunchbox's space.
Speaker 2: I have some other questions I'm gonna ask you, if
Speaker 2: you guys, go and search for the Bobby Bone Show podcasts.
Speaker 2: We're live right now. It's twenty nine after whatever hour
Speaker 2: you listening to us on, So we're live right now
Speaker 2: and we will do more on the podcast as soon
Speaker 2: as the show is over. But I have some questions
Speaker 2: that I want to ask you that I can't ask
Speaker 2: you right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, women, I mean they were women are crazy, gotcha.
Speaker 1: That's what I took away from that.
Speaker 2: Got it? That's what you took away?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like they I mean they climbing up trying to
Speaker 1: climb over seats to get up there and touch them.
Speaker 2: Morgan wasn't pretty bizarre even I don't.
Speaker 6: Know that there was any climbing overseas, but they were routing, Oh,
Speaker 6: whenever I.
Speaker 2: Come in the gift rule, encourage you to be somebody's
Speaker 2: done that.
Speaker 6: There's an MC throughout the whole thing, and he's sitting
Speaker 6: there being he's he's making you get excited, like he's
Speaker 6: having work.
Speaker 2: He's saying things that are like he's rilling you up. Yes,
Speaker 2: he's one, but.
Speaker 1: No, women didn't needing riled up because they were I mean,
Speaker 1: whenever they come in the crowd, they're climbing over each
Speaker 1: other trying to get to those dudes. I mean it
Speaker 1: was like, all right, hey, scuba.
Speaker 2: He did one night, supposed to do two, Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: but I'm okay with letting him off the second night
Speaker 2: or did the meet and greet because that wasn't part
Speaker 2: of the bit. It kind of was like a two
Speaker 2: for a yeah because we did We never said you
Speaker 2: have to go to the special meet and greet, and
Speaker 2: he did all of that, but why don't you ask
Speaker 2: him he may want to go. I'm okay with letting
Speaker 2: him out it tonight because he did extra last night
Speaker 2: and I felt like I misled him a bit then too.
Speaker 2: I thought it was only here for a few nights
Speaker 2: because we definitely could have made him not miss a
Speaker 2: soccer game.
Speaker 1: That's true. Yeah, two soccer games. Yeah yeah, so that's
Speaker 1: my team lost both games, one man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know who you really are. I didn't win,
Speaker 2: So I am going to free you from going tonight.
Speaker 1: Okay. They even said, so you tomorrow night.
Speaker 2: Well, if you want to go, no, no, no, you're
Speaker 2: gonna diappoint them.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's okay.
Speaker 2: Hey, guess who's here. Come on, guys, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. All right.
Speaker 2: Well, so the old do rey mikaso latito like that
Speaker 2: is like, what do you call that? Then the scale
Speaker 2: scale sal yeah, so forever so on TikTok. Now there's
Speaker 2: a filter and you can sing and if you sing
Speaker 2: it exactly right and a certain key, it takes you
Speaker 2: to the next one. So if you do exactly right, boom.
Speaker 2: So this is me me doing it ray, this is
Speaker 2: do Charlie poot first because he does it right. Go ahead.
Speaker 2: So that's extremely high. Now, normally I would start it
Speaker 2: or do. And I'm not a singer, but I do
Speaker 2: comedy music so I can get by. So I did it,
Speaker 2: and I'm on and I'm going do ray Me fa Solatia.
Speaker 2: And it takes me a while and I can't get
Speaker 2: me to go through me. I'm struggling. I'm fighting it
Speaker 2: like here's some of me trying to find it, okay,
Speaker 2: ray Me, Oh crap, I'm fighting. It's on my Instagram.
Speaker 1: I thought, I.
Speaker 2: Want to give you guys a shot. See if you
Speaker 2: can hit this okay, lunch box, I'd like for you
Speaker 2: to try it first. Here's Charlie Poots doing it again.
Speaker 1: Ray Me.
Speaker 2: So loty. Try to do it in like your key though,
Speaker 2: meaning you wouldn't do it that naturally, and neither would I.
Speaker 1: I would go gotcha, gotcha, you're Sayinglie Footh, Yeah, go ahead,
Speaker 1: dough me fun soo loty better than I thought it
Speaker 1: would be bad.
Speaker 2: Try to keep going up though, some up, some you didn't,
Speaker 2: some you stayed, or you went back down. Try to
Speaker 2: make it higher each time.
Speaker 1: Doughra me. Fuck so.
Speaker 2: Okay, you did better than I thought you would. Eddie,
Speaker 2: Eddie can actually sing. I mean, I saw your video
Speaker 2: and I tried it myself. It's it's not easy because
Speaker 2: that app or whatever it's high. You can't do it
Speaker 2: like dough or what we nail it. No, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: My wife nailed the first thing. She was like, oh
Speaker 2: I could do it, and she's like, do ray me
Speaker 2: every ball with her. She didn't sing, she can't. It's weird,
Speaker 2: Eddie do it. I could not hit the high one though.
Speaker 2: Unlet's say, do ray me fa so loty do? That's
Speaker 2: pretty good and you don't give it ry.
Speaker 3: Do ray me fa so loty.
Speaker 2: A great job? Great job?
Speaker 1: Wow? Should do that?
Speaker 3: Inquire except for we would go dough impressed ray dough, Abby.
Speaker 1: The singer the sing there we go, Abby the singer.
Speaker 2: I think I hear you doing it this morning.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 2: Did you watch were you doing you? Aren't you just
Speaker 2: do it naturally? No, they're playing go ahead, okay, go
Speaker 2: ahead Abby do.
Speaker 3: Ray me fasa dough?
Speaker 2: Great?
Speaker 1: Pretty good?
Speaker 2: Perfect and that's great. That's great.
Speaker 3: Okay, you watch your afflatar because I watched yours. I
Speaker 3: was like kept going down enough and I was trying to.
Speaker 2: Find be like you can take a b at the
Speaker 2: ball falls. That's the hard part. That's all my answer,
Speaker 2: mister Bobby Bones, if you want to see it. But
Speaker 2: and now it's a lot I saw like Katy Perry doing.
Speaker 2: And it's really cool to see people who can nail
Speaker 2: it though, because.
Speaker 1: That's just high. It's very hot.
Speaker 2: High Morgan, you gonna give it a shot? You thought
Speaker 2: you move in be a country.
Speaker 1: Single, do it?
Speaker 6: I don't know if I can Okay, give it right,
Speaker 6: doray fast.
Speaker 2: I can't go high, yeah, mister Bob. Also, if you
Speaker 2: go to the podcast today, we are when we finished
Speaker 2: the show, we're going to continue talking about Lunchbox at
Speaker 2: Thunder down Under in ways we probably couldn't.
Speaker 1: Thunder from down Under Under from down Under you Ryan PRAI.
Speaker 3: Kept being like, how do I say this?
Speaker 2: Very loyal to it. I'm sorry, Thunder from down Under.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Bobby Bone show today.
Speaker 1: This story comes us from Miami Beach, Florida. A man
Speaker 1: went out to breakfast Parker's corvette in the parking garage. Eight,
Speaker 1: came back and he found a dude sitting in the corvette.
Speaker 1: He's like, hey, my friend, that's not your corvette. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: can you let me out? I broke in, But the
Speaker 1: corvette won't let me out.
Speaker 2: It's funny.
Speaker 1: So something about the security system of a Corvette. If
Speaker 1: you don't have the keys, you can't unlock the door,
Speaker 1: except if there's a hidden button underneath the seat that
Speaker 1: you can manually unlock the door. The dude didn't know
Speaker 1: about it, so he was just stuck in the Corvette.
Speaker 2: Well years the car to this acad I.
Speaker 1: Said it was a newer Corvette.
Speaker 2: I didn't know if it was like a like a
Speaker 2: really older Corvette that you just couldn't get the door open.
Speaker 2: I saw like a I remember the year. I'll just
Speaker 2: make one up. It was like an eighty six Corvette
Speaker 2: that only had like twelve miles on it. Oh, it
Speaker 2: was the oldest Corvette with the least amount of miles,
Speaker 2: and they were selling a frouction. It was gonna go
Speaker 2: for massive bucks because of the very low mind. It
Speaker 2: was almost like a brand new eighty tound.
Speaker 1: That's cool. I never been a.
Speaker 2: Corvette guy, though. You like Corvette.
Speaker 1: I like corvettes, man, I've always seen those, thinking, Man,
Speaker 1: those are so cool. Corvette Lambeau, I mean, Corvette was
Speaker 1: my first one. I didn't know what a Lamba was
Speaker 1: when I was younger corvette was it? I was like, dang,
Speaker 1: those people made it.
Speaker 2: It has thirty three miles on it. It's a nineteen
Speaker 2: eighty two wow, which is pretty crazy awesome. He just
Speaker 2: sat in a girl. It was very dusty. It wasn't
Speaker 2: even like covered.
Speaker 1: It was very dusty.
Speaker 2: All right, there it is.
Speaker 1: I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 2: We recently drafted foods we loved as kids. Yes, the
Speaker 2: bottom two on each of the bottom two, and you
Speaker 2: guys can decide who lost. Lunchbox in the bottom two
Speaker 2: what he put Lucky Charms, fruit roll ups and toaster strudles.
Speaker 2: Eddie's in the bottom two why no, no chance. He
Speaker 2: put spaghettios, pop tarts and Sloppy Joe's. And it's the best.
Speaker 2: It was close. You turn in the bottom two, so
Speaker 2: one of you is eliminated.
Speaker 1: Dang, I'm eliminated.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, there's no way I lost.
Speaker 1: How did I How can I lose with toaster strudels,
Speaker 1: lucky Who didn't love lucky charms and fruit roll ups?
Speaker 2: I know it's a good point.
Speaker 1: I'm really confused.
Speaker 2: Well, Lunchbox, you did not lose. Finished next time, So
Speaker 2: you stayed in at fourth Eddie, you go home with Spaghettio's,
Speaker 2: pop tarts and Sloppy Joe's. That's just not right.
Speaker 3: Your strongest thing is.
Speaker 2: Dark Sloppy Joe's. Like, that's part of everyone's childhood. So
Speaker 2: Morgan had lunchables, hot pockets and dunk a Ruse. Did
Speaker 2: not win great effort though. I had Square Pizza Gushers
Speaker 2: and Cinnamon toast crunch, and Amy had Happy Meal, bagel
Speaker 2: bites and Little Debbie Swiss cake rolls. Who's your winner?
Speaker 2: That's either me here, Yeah, that's why regular regular.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: I had Square Pizza, Gushers, Cinnamon toast Crunch. Amy had
Speaker 2: Happy Meal, bagel bites, little Debbie Swiss cakes.
Speaker 1: It has to be Bobby because no one knew what
Speaker 1: bagel bites were. I didn't.
Speaker 3: I feel like a lot of people do.
Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of world you lived in.
Speaker 3: I'll go with me just to believe in myself.
Speaker 2: Well, Cineamonts Crunch, you dominated. You had thirty four percent,
Speaker 2: so I have to give the belt to Amy. Amy's
Speaker 2: the new champion. Wow Eddie is out again. It's basically
Speaker 2: Eddie and Raymundo lose every time and switch out.
Speaker 1: Something's not right.
Speaker 2: You guys always lose. You're just not the pulse of
Speaker 2: the people in anyway. Right, I'm I'm gonna look into this.
Speaker 2: What are you looking at? I don't people know what's
Speaker 2: you they're voting for. I don't know anonymous. Something's not right.
Speaker 2: Voting machines are broken. Something is not right.
Speaker 3: Eddie's childhood was like the seventies.
Speaker 2: It was one year everybody loses, everybody loses everything.
Speaker 4: I know, well, he's just older, right, and then Ray's
Speaker 4: just you know out there.
Speaker 2: We will see you tomorrow Mitchell Tenpenny and tomorrow by everybody.
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