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Speaker 1: today's episode of The Doctor Sex Race Show, a man

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Speaker 1: How can I help you today? Every caller that calls me,

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Speaker 1: I take as it's me or them. I don't like

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Speaker 1: me a second. I'm choking on a walnut. You know

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Speaker 1: to admit this episode might be a tough one. It's

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Speaker 1: a science known as genetics, and while I do believe

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Speaker 1: in science, genetics in particular is the study of heredity,

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Speaker 1: which would mean the study of how I am supposedly

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Speaker 1: like my own birth parents. And if you ever listen

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Speaker 1: But you know what, everything might be fine. I've been

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring in our call are here. We have Charles.

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Speaker 1: How can I help you with a question to do

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Speaker 1: with genes or genetics? All right? This is uh, this

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Speaker 1: is this is weighing on me. Um, my wife and

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Speaker 1: I have the chance to buy the let's say, genetic

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Speaker 1: They are one of our sponsors. Um, these other places,

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Speaker 1: these other services. I'm pretty sure they're stockpiling our DNA.

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Speaker 1: you're being fulfilled. There's a lot of different things you

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Speaker 1: could do. I mean, you could say, oh, baby, I'm

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Speaker 1: finishing strong something like that. The problem is not that

427
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:05,639
Speaker 1: like I don't know how to like make sounds that

428
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Speaker 1: I feel and enjoy something. It's more like I want

429
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Speaker 1: to be able to finish without the fear that I'm

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Speaker 1: going to have a heart attack. Were you were you

431
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Speaker 1: alive at the time of your dad died? I was

432
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 1: how old were you at that time? I was one?

433
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:24,359
Speaker 1: So this barely even affected you. Obviously it has because

434
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Speaker 1: like I'm calling you, did he have any underlying heart conditions?

435
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 1: Did he smoke? Did he drink? You know, I mean,

436
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:33,880
Speaker 1: there's things, there're steps you can take to mitigate your

437
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:39,120
Speaker 1: chances of blowing your arteries out in the middle of coitus.

438
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Speaker 1: Have you ever had somebody else approach you with the problem?

439
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,600
Speaker 1: I have no. In fact, I've tried to get people

440
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Speaker 1: to do what you do, which is not ejaculate, and

441
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 1: I'm usually met with disdain and disgusted. Now, your dad,

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Speaker 1: let me just ask a few questions, and I hope

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Speaker 1: these don't don't get too personal. Well, is he nasty

444
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Speaker 1: in the sack? Like? Did he really? Was he a

445
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 1: wild stallion in there? I was only one. I don't really,

446
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:10,760
Speaker 1: I don't remember watching that go down. You got to

447
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,640
Speaker 1: get this kind of background information. If he was doing

448
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 1: slow and steady wins the race, you know, and having

449
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Speaker 1: a heart attack, yikes, yeah, you could have a problem.

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00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:21,960
Speaker 1: But if he was doing all kinds of you know,

451
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Speaker 1: multiple women at once, acrobatic moves in a hot room,

452
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Speaker 1: As far as I know, he was only doing like

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Speaker 1: hot room sex with my mom. So I don't really

454
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Speaker 1: want to think about how nasty my dad is. So

455
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Speaker 1: if you're gonna assume by the same by one on

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Speaker 1: the one hand, that you are at risk of having

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Speaker 1: cardiac arrest mid koitis. Then you can also, by that

458
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Speaker 1: same logic, draw the conclusion that you and your father

459
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Speaker 1: probably are genetically predisposed to make love in the same way.

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Speaker 1: Now do you lay it down smooth or do you

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Speaker 1: come at it hard? What do you do? Darryl, And

462
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:04,200
Speaker 1: don't tell me it's different for every woman? What's your instinct?

463
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:08,960
Speaker 1: Smooth and hard? You start smooth, you get her all

464
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 1: worked up, and now I get close, and then I

465
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:14,360
Speaker 1: get nervous because I'm you know, nervous that like maybe

466
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:18,400
Speaker 1: it might go you know, from father to son. I've

467
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 1: been dating this this woman for like four years and

468
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:24,240
Speaker 1: she um, it definitely is something that brings some distance

469
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 1: between us. But four years she's hanging around you must

470
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 1: be doing something right, you know what I mean? Yeah? Yeah,

471
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 1: I feel bad because she'll be like, oh, you know,

472
00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:39,040
Speaker 1: finish on my on my ass or like on my

473
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:41,399
Speaker 1: chest or something like that, and and and and I

474
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 1: can't because I'm just wait, have you told her the deal? Yeah?

475
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:49,160
Speaker 1: So it sounds Darryl like she's really pushing pretty hard

476
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:52,679
Speaker 1: to get you to ejaculate. Have you ever wondered why

477
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 1: she continues to stay with you? And yet also insist

478
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,880
Speaker 1: that you do this thing that she knows very well

479
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 1: might kill you. I feel like she loves me. Can

480
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 1: I just ask you, are you uh financially? Are you?

481
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 1: Has this affected you financially at all? This this in

482
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 1: this inability to finish? You know, I do well. I

483
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 1: do well for myself, you know, as a as a

484
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:17,399
Speaker 1: trucker at eight and k a year. And then I

485
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 1: also um inherited some land and some money from my dad. Oh,

486
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:26,639
Speaker 1: I see how much. I guess there's a condo in

487
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:30,479
Speaker 1: Los Angeles that's now in my name. And then in

488
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:35,920
Speaker 1: terms of money I got about after taxes, I got

489
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 1: one point five mill So I don't want to necessarily

490
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 1: push you in this direction, Darryl. But would there be

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Speaker 1: a reason for her to try to have such amazing

492
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 1: sex with you that when you do come and have

493
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Speaker 1: a heart attack and die, she might benefit from it?

494
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 1: I financially, So you think that she's trying to use

495
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 1: me and stage like sex murder from my money. So

496
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 1: maybe you need to have a two very important conversations, Darrell,

497
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:15,600
Speaker 1: and I want you to do them right after you

498
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 1: get off the phone with me, because if you don't

499
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 1: die from having sex, you're gonna die from paranoia and stress.

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00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 1: You need to call your mom or text her if

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00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:27,239
Speaker 1: you feel up to it. You could face timer and

502
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 1: ask her how wild your dad was in the sack.

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00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 1: Figure out if this was normal sex that gave him

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Speaker 1: a heart attack, or if she was doing something above

505
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:38,400
Speaker 1: and beyond the human capacity. Then you need to get

506
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:41,480
Speaker 1: your girlfriend on the horn, possibly in person or over

507
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 1: FaceTime if that's more comfortable for you. Ask her if

508
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 1: she is who she says she is, and she could

509
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 1: possibly be trying to get you to die during ejaculation

510
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 1: so that she can get her hands on your property

511
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 1: and money earned by your father who worked his butt off.

512
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not going to ask my mom that,

513
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 1: but it. But I can talk to my girl, Daryl.

514
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 1: Do you know why I went to eleven years amid

515
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 1: school well to become a doctor. And now I'm a doctor.

516
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 1: And one of the privileges of being a doctor is

517
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 1: the ability to write prescriptions. I just wrote you a prescription.

518
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 1: Now you can either go get that prescription filled or

519
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: you can crumple it up and drop it in the sewer.

520
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 1: Either way, it's up to you. The choice is yours.

521
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 1: You know what to do. I don't encourage anyone to litter.

522
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,320
Speaker 1: But if you want to keep yourself safe, healthy and happy,

523
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 1: these are the things that you have to do. All right, Okay, thanks,

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00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 1: I guess okay, thank you for the call, Daryl. It's

525
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 1: about helping people, folks. It's about helping people in their

526
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 1: darkest times of need, and I think I was able

527
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 1: to do that with Darryl. All Right, well, then, I guess,

528
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 1: without further adieu, let's uh, let's get Shelly in here

529
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 1: and read these results. Hi dr Hi, Hey, Hi, Hi Shelly.

530
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 1: Thank you. Let's um let's find out what what you

531
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 1: have in store. I guess you've got you got the

532
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 1: results of the DNA test I do, and they're lengthy.

533
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:20,280
Speaker 1: It covers a lot of different things. You want me

534
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 1: to start with the headline, and I first say thank

535
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 1: you for introducing me to this to this world. I

536
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 1: want to know what allergies I have. I want to

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Speaker 1: know if I'm part Viking. I think we should get

538
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 1: into it. Okay, the major headline from your test. I

539
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 1: also had Amy Reese take a test, and your d

540
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Speaker 1: N A and hers is a match. She is your

541
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Speaker 1: biological daughter. I could learn about gluten allergy I've often

542
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 1: been was there anything in there about gluten? Did you

543
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 1: hear what I said? Because I've noticed and did you

544
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 1: notice that when they when um when they brought in

545
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 1: bagels the other day? I'll sleepy, I got after dr rees?

546
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 1: Are you okay? Well? How do we even know that?

547
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:18,360
Speaker 1: This is? This? The whole science is real? I mean,

548
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 1: who are you to tell me? Well? I didn't do

549
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 1: the test. I submitted the test to a company that

550
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 1: has scientifically guaranteed at It's actually backed by an incredible

551
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 1: biologist at Cambridge. It's really kind of fascinating what they've

552
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 1: been able to do. And obviously Chuck is the front man,

553
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 1: but it is sound science. This is an outrage. You

554
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:52,960
Speaker 1: seem upset. I am upset. I've been shanghaied for the

555
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 1: second time by you, and for what. You have a daughter? No,

556
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 1: you have a daughter. She's your responsibility, not you brought

557
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:06,960
Speaker 1: her into my life. I didn't bring her into my life.

558
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 1: Is there any part of you that is glad to

559
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 1: have this information? Is there? What is there any part

560
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 1: of you that's glad? I can't breathe. My throat is closing. No, no, no,

561
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 1: don't breathe in through your nose. No trying to go

562
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:28,200
Speaker 1: into your nose, out your mouth. Take a sip of

563
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 1: your water, doctor, take a sip of your water. You

564
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 1: know what I think I'm going to get. I'm going

565
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 1: to get a drink. Do you want anything? No? I

566
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 1: would really gonna you to stay in the studio where

567
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 1: I can see you drinking wice. How about I bring

568
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 1: you something? How about I'll bring some water? Would you

569
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 1: like to say? Why don't you just walk around the

570
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 1: studio see I can see you, Hi, and you just

571
00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 1: keep it talks later? Thanks again, Dr. No, Dr? Does

572
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 1: anybody know where he goes? We'll be right back. Yes.

573
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Speaker 1: Which fan we have today? It feels like I think

574
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 1: the sea breeze three thousand fans talking through fans features

575
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:28,000
Speaker 1: too cooling crazed hosts as they discussed gossip and nerd

576
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 1: out over fans. While standing behind them, he had held,

577
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:39,480
Speaker 1: fans are coming back. You are so wrong. Fans talking

578
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:44,760
Speaker 1: through fans every day at eleven? Hi, everyone, this is Shelly,

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Speaker 1: the show's producer. Dr sexs races. I'm not here right now,

580
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,879
Speaker 1: and that's why I'm speaking to you. I was able

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00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:55,560
Speaker 1: to follow him out to the parking lot. He seems

582
00:34:55,680 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 1: in good spirits, and he mentioned something about eating fourteen

583
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:05,439
Speaker 1: hot dogs tonight, So if he's making jokes, I'm sure

584
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:09,800
Speaker 1: he's going to be Okay. There is a daughter, whether

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00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 1: he likes it or not. Dr sex Reese will absolutely

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00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 1: be back next week to answer all of your burning questions.

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00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:23,720
Speaker 1: He's contractually obligated to do so just in case he's listening,

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Speaker 1: But until then, keep your mind open and your eyes closed.

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Speaker 1: Thanks so much for listening. Make sure to rate, review,

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Speaker 1: and subscribe to The Doctor Sex re Show wherever you

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