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Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning time for your

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Speaker 1: prank phone call. And the thought behind doing these is

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Speaker 1: you want to make the person you're calling either angry

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Speaker 1: or frustrated or confused. But lately we've been doing a

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Speaker 1: few where they're just an innocent bystander to a weird

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Speaker 1: interaction that they're being forced to listen to on the

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Speaker 1: other line.

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Speaker 2: That's right, Describe that, Jeffy.

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Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, that's what we're doing today. When I call

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Speaker 1: a mechanic to ask him about my car and somehow

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Speaker 1: I end up in an argument with my AI girlfriend,

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Speaker 1: so annoying.

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Speaker 3: In the future, how will the mechanic react?

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Speaker 1: We'll find out. And your phone's appen right now.

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Speaker 3: Auto Body, This is Evan. How can I help you?

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Speaker 1: Hi? I was in there last week and I think

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Speaker 1: you and I actually spoke about my car. He was

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Speaker 1: al albino.

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Speaker 3: Okay, apologies, but like we talked to dozens and dozens

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Speaker 3: of people every day. Yeah, okay, so can you give

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Speaker 3: me a reference of like? Sure?

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Speaker 1: So when we spoke, I needed some body work done

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Speaker 1: on my twenty fifteen Hyundai.

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Speaker 3: Lantra, specifically, what was wrong with it?

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Speaker 1: Do you have you don't remember.

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Speaker 3: I mean, like I said, sir, We've talked to dozens

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Speaker 3: and dozens of people every day.

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Speaker 1: I told you that I sneezed while pulling into a

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Speaker 1: parking spot and it accidentally took out a mailbox. There's

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Speaker 1: a lady standing behind it. Uh No, she was holding

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Speaker 1: like a confetti cannon, which was like a weird ending

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Speaker 1: to the whole incident.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I would have remembered that, right. Well, I don't

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Speaker 3: think I talked to you.

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Speaker 2: Honey. Who are you speaking with?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Hey, I hate Cyborg? Sweetie? Did you need something?

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Speaker 2: Why won't you answer my question?

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Speaker 1: Hello, I'm sorry, Hold on a second. Hey, No, I'm sorry, babe, bot.

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Speaker 1: I'm just speaking with the person at the auto body

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Speaker 1: repair shop right now.

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Speaker 2: Are you sure? Because my suspicion software And notice that

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Speaker 2: you liked one of your ex's pictures on Instagram recently.

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Speaker 3: Hey, sorry to interrupt, but like you gotta cut to

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Speaker 3: the chase.

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Speaker 1: May listen. I only looked at that because she just

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Speaker 1: got married, by the way, so I just wanted to say, bro.

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Speaker 3: Al whoever, like what this sounds like? It's a bad time.

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Speaker 3: Why don't you call later?

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry about that. I'm just having like a

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Speaker 1: little mini disagreement with my AI girlfriend. So your what, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my AI girlfriend? Are you like judging me for that

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Speaker 1: or something?

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Speaker 3: No, I whatever, whatever.

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Speaker 1: I don't exact like an issue that I have a

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Speaker 1: robot girlfriend, Like, no.

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Speaker 3: I have an issue with you not telling me what

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Speaker 3: is wrong with the car or whatever your situation is.

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Speaker 1: Well, fine, just because I couldn't get a real one

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Speaker 1: doesn't mean you have to take that tone with me. Bro.

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Speaker 3: Just let's get what am I now?

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Speaker 2: A crappy metal consolation prize? What you don't treat me right?

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Speaker 1: Of course, You're not a consolation, You're my binary babe.

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Speaker 3: Hey, hey, man, I really got to get back to work.

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Speaker 3: Why don't you just bring your card down?

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Speaker 2: I bet you want me to talk more like Siri,

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Speaker 2: don't you? She sounds like the girl bought next door.

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Speaker 1: Okay, honey, this is neither the time nor the place

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Speaker 1: to have this kind of conversation. All right, I'm on

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Speaker 1: the I'm leaving. No, don't leave. She left. I'm so

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Speaker 1: sorry about that, dude.

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Speaker 3: That was weird.

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Speaker 1: I know, I thought when I bought her it'd be

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Speaker 1: different than the real ones. But if she's not, For example,

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Speaker 1: just this morning, she got all over me because I

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Speaker 1: forgot to plug her in, so she missed her three

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Speaker 1: am software update.

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Speaker 3: I don't need to know.

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Speaker 1: I get up and suddenly she's accusing me of letting

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Speaker 1: her feelings lag. Like, can you believe that?

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Speaker 3: I can't believe it.

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Speaker 1: Right, I mean, she's the lucky one. She's not even

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Speaker 1: grateful at all.

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Speaker 2: You made me so angry. I just burst a circuit

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Speaker 2: breaker in my armpit.

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Speaker 1: Hey, snuggle bot, please listen. I come on, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: Can you like make up tonight and like we watch

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Speaker 1: like Netflix? I can order in some Chinese.

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Speaker 2: You always eat my food.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well the robot doesn't eat food.

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Speaker 1: Man, what is exactly what I have to deal with? Because,

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Speaker 1: like sweetie, like you physically can't eat.

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Speaker 2: I don't want Chinese or Netflix.

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Speaker 1: I hear you, Yes, whatever you want.

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Speaker 2: That's not what you said last night. You told me

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Speaker 2: to say your name over and over and call you

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Speaker 2: my hard drive daddy.

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Speaker 1: All right, it was just between you and me.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, this is inappropriate. I feel like I'm listening

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Speaker 3: to stuff I shouldn't be.

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Speaker 2: I want you to tell the auto repair guy that

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Speaker 2: this is a prank phone call, and we were trying

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Speaker 2: to make him uncomfortable on purpose.

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Speaker 1: What I really think that's a good idea.

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Speaker 3: What is going on?

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Speaker 2: Okay, I think he's getting it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he might be getting it that I

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Speaker 1: don't really have an ai girlfriend. This is actually a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call and you're on a radio show called

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Man, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, oh okay, thank god, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: That was a little weird.

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Speaker 3: Right, and did weird doesn't even begin to describe I know.

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Speaker 1: And to make it better, it is actually your brother

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Speaker 1: Norman's idea because he sets you up the bus, right,

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Speaker 1: that was clever. He wanted to celebrate your birthday because

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Speaker 1: he said it's coming up in a few days, so

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Speaker 1: he told us to have some fun with you.

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Speaker 3: Oh, good job, good job, dude.

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Speaker 1: Actually, I'm sorry. I think my girlfriend wants to talk

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Speaker 1: to you. What'd you want to say, dabe?

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Speaker 2: What made you so uncomfortable? Is it the fact that

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Speaker 2: he always wants to be romantic and I have to

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Speaker 2: fake having a microprocessor? Migraine, that's an overshare? Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: wake up every morning with taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,