Speaker 1: You're listening to mess Hey, we haven't did a solo
Speaker 1: in a long time.
Speaker 2: Let me see your hand. Wow, it's actually and why
Speaker 2: have we not done a solo in a while.
Speaker 1: My sister been on her Carmen San Diego. We've been
Speaker 1: sitting in our homes because it's cold. It's cold, it's cold,
Speaker 1: it's freezing. It's like, why are we coming out? It's like,
Speaker 1: why don't we do this on zoom? Yeah? Why no? Well,
Speaker 1: zoom is not I don't like podcasts on zoom.
Speaker 2: You don't like it. No, I feel like there's a delay. Yes,
Speaker 2: and the chemistry don't chemistry the same way. This is true.
Speaker 1: This is true, you know, And it's there's a there's
Speaker 1: a slight unprofessionalism that is even like higher than how
Speaker 1: we get down usually right, usually because you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: this screen is blocking, so you don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 2: I'm oh, I'm texting.
Speaker 1: I'm taking news, my mic is muted, I'm not toes right,
Speaker 1: I'm not wearing pans. Yeah, I'm sitting on the floor.
Speaker 1: I see them on the ground in my apartment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's no way to be. And now we're hearing
Speaker 2: the studes. That's good. Wow, how you doing, luscious?
Speaker 1: You're giving mocahntis O friend, you know, just a couple
Speaker 1: you know, I got some uh some nice bundles in
Speaker 1: that the lady did cut and when she started cutting,
Speaker 1: I wanted to be like, actually, I just want you
Speaker 1: to leave it straight because I paid for the inches,
Speaker 1: but she had already started. Yeah, And sometimes you're like,
Speaker 1: I wanna, I want to trust you, Mama's but now
Speaker 1: when you put your card down, you're like, you need
Speaker 1: to trust me. I can't trust I gave you a deposit.
Speaker 1: I need for you to watch a couple of tutorials
Speaker 1: on cutting before I arrived.
Speaker 2: It looks good though, so well, no worry, thank you.
Speaker 1: But you know, I had to juge it up for
Speaker 1: the for the podcast where people can't even see me,
Speaker 1: but they will when the clip comes out the clib
Speaker 1: they I'll be like, we see them, we see them
Speaker 1: when they see the when they see the clip, they're
Speaker 1: gonna be like, that doesn't look like twenty eight inches,
Speaker 1: And it does.
Speaker 2: It does. It's layered.
Speaker 1: Can we get some human hair, some raw Indian hair
Speaker 1: sponsors for the pod? I would love that, and you know,
Speaker 1: and or or twenty thousand or more a week. Oh
Speaker 1: that was the sentence, twenty thousand dollars a week. Yes, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: not twenty thousand. Did I say twenty or two?
Speaker 2: You said twenty thousand.
Speaker 1: The lady, the lady, the lady who went to pack
Speaker 1: palistin Palistine steps.
Speaker 2: She was to Pakistan, Pakistan. Yes, she in Dubai. Now
Speaker 2: when she got arrested, we.
Speaker 1: Knew that was going to happen. She was just having
Speaker 1: too much fun in Pakistan. There were videotaping her doing
Speaker 1: committing a bunch of crimes in Dubai, and Dubai don't play.
Speaker 2: She got on the flight, they took her off the flight.
Speaker 1: I'm so sad for her because it was like, imagine,
Speaker 1: well they said that she was having like a manic episode.
Speaker 1: Imagine having like such a productive manic episode. You get
Speaker 1: on a flight and then the next thing you know,
Speaker 1: you're literally like the mayor.
Speaker 2: She was like a mayor there like their cameras every show.
Speaker 1: So what was her name ONNKA, Yeah, Onesia, on Asia,
Speaker 1: on Asia. So she went to Passakhistan. You know this,
Speaker 1: it's very hard change to Pakistan. Huh to meet a man? Yes,
Speaker 1: who was catfishing her, but she was catfishing him. I
Speaker 1: think she was catfishing him first. But then he was
Speaker 1: also like eighteen eighteen nineteen. I think he was eighteen.
Speaker 1: So she had like a Nicki Minaj filter on, so
Speaker 1: he thought that's what she looked like. And then she
Speaker 1: got there and it was a grown ass woman from
Speaker 1: New York. And the crazy thing is is that they
Speaker 1: said that she's like thirty and I said, I heard
Speaker 1: thirty three. I said, who's thirty three? She like somebody's
Speaker 1: auntie for real. But you know what I said, let
Speaker 1: me not, let me not, let me just let her live.
Speaker 1: You said, you said, you listen, but don't judge.
Speaker 2: I will not judge.
Speaker 1: Okay, you listen, I judge you just yeah. But I
Speaker 1: also was just like happy for her. You know, she
Speaker 1: had so many hits, she had so many lines. That's
Speaker 1: what people are missing. People need to sound bite. You
Speaker 1: just say yeah, yea yea yea yeah. No, you have
Speaker 1: to make sure something stays. So the people were remember
Speaker 1: you sound by and she said twenty thousand or more
Speaker 1: or two k or more. She was supposed to get
Speaker 1: paid two thousand a week or more. And did they
Speaker 1: pay her that I saw her like holding the money
Speaker 1: they paid her.
Speaker 2: They paid her something.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was twenty thousand dollars or
Speaker 1: land or whatever, but they was giving her everything she
Speaker 1: wanted in more. Now she did ask for land. But
Speaker 1: she has grown kids. How was she thirty three? She
Speaker 1: capfishing us too, she is her grown kids were like, oh,
Speaker 1: our mom is mentally unstable. But the thing is is
Speaker 1: that why can't I have the mental illness that will
Speaker 1: give me the confidence to say all that and be like,
Speaker 1: you're gonna give it to me me?
Speaker 2: I'm like, may I have sub.
Speaker 1: A crumb, a crumb, a crumb of opportunity, a croom
Speaker 1: of a chunk. Yes, it's just silly. So I actually
Speaker 1: she was inspiring. She's like the affirmations I need, She said,
Speaker 1: I don't chase, I attract. Give me two thousand dollars
Speaker 1: a week or more?
Speaker 2: Don't you have?
Speaker 1: Then your is important? Yet I think that's okay, that's
Speaker 1: a good let's talk about it. Yes, let's let's unpack this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the or more. A lot of us, specifically women,
Speaker 1: we're afraid to ask for stuff because we're like, we
Speaker 1: don't want to be seen as difficult. We don't want
Speaker 1: to be seen as like hard to work with, so
Speaker 1: we don't even ask for.
Speaker 2: The full of month that we want.
Speaker 1: We be like, if you could spare, if it's possible,
Speaker 1: but you got to hit him with that that lady energy.
Speaker 2: We get him with the or more because I know
Speaker 2: you got it.
Speaker 1: You can and you will and you'll get it if
Speaker 1: you want, if you want me. Uh.
Speaker 2: But also I think, like I think it's.
Speaker 1: Mess not knowing your worth and like even not exaggerating
Speaker 1: the worth, even if you're like he actually actually.
Speaker 2: Should not be charging that.
Speaker 1: It's like you know what, double it, charge it, double it,
Speaker 1: double it, double liters else.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so did you did you have mess for
Speaker 1: the week?
Speaker 2: We haven't had our mess in a while.
Speaker 1: I did have mess for you today and I don't
Speaker 1: remember what it is and I meant to write it
Speaker 1: in the dock. Damn. Okay, I'll start with my mess.
Speaker 1: I say, well, I guess it's like a few.
Speaker 2: A few mess a few.
Speaker 1: The thing is is that like I'm obsessed with New York.
Speaker 1: I love I like this is the place that I
Speaker 1: am going to perish, but it constantly is embarrassing me.
Speaker 2: Constantly, Oh you hit our hit bar trash can again. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: It's so it's so embarrassing because I'm on the I'm
Speaker 1: on the train with my gal and uh she had
Speaker 1: to she had to come here just randomly. And so
Speaker 1: we're on the train and uh, the train is chaotic anyway,
Speaker 1: and it's just like, don't look at anything, just sit
Speaker 1: the fun. So we sit down and I'm smiling because
Speaker 1: I'm like in New York. And this man comes on
Speaker 1: with this big ass backpack and he's like he tells
Speaker 1: this guy. He's like, yeah, yeah, you're gonna have to
Speaker 1: get up. And it's a white dude. He's telling this
Speaker 1: white guy get up the black stand. He said, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're gonna you're gonna have to give me that seat.
Speaker 1: And the guy was like, but I'm sitting here. He's like,
Speaker 1: run me that seat. It's nine to him. I said,
Speaker 1: this is pretty aggressive. We have not had our coffee yet.
Speaker 2: Run me that seat.
Speaker 1: He said it loud too, and so we all were like, sir,
Speaker 1: give him the seat.
Speaker 2: And I said, it is black history, mo, so you
Speaker 2: should you actually should be getting up.
Speaker 1: But then this the guy, I don't know if he
Speaker 1: got like brand new merrials and on, and he was
Speaker 1: feeling himself.
Speaker 2: He's like, he's like, no, no, I'm sitting here.
Speaker 1: I said, there's a fighter is about to break out
Speaker 1: right in front of a visitor who's who stays saying like,
Speaker 1: I can't believe you live. You live in New York.
Speaker 1: It's the jungle, right literally right. So then a guy
Speaker 1: doesn't get up, and then the guy who yelled at
Speaker 1: him his.
Speaker 2: Big ass backs he it stands.
Speaker 1: Right in front of her backpack is literally right in
Speaker 1: this dude's face.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: I was waiting for him to ask for the manager,
Speaker 1: the brain it was, and he was. The guy was
Speaker 1: cursing too, and I was like, I'm about to give
Speaker 1: up my seat.
Speaker 2: Oh no.
Speaker 1: And so then this this Caribbean woman who was sitting
Speaker 1: next to the white dude.
Speaker 2: She's like, no, not just let's just score. Let's it's
Speaker 2: not worthy.
Speaker 1: And she gets up with him. She gets up with him,
Speaker 1: holds his hand and moves. I said, no, she was
Speaker 1: the help, No she was not. I was disappointed in her.
Speaker 1: I said, he's fine, you know you should get up.
Speaker 2: What's the age of the white dude?
Speaker 1: You think I'm gonna say it? Was about like thirty
Speaker 1: thirty thirty three.
Speaker 2: So he looked thirty three. That means he was like
Speaker 2: nineteen nineteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And the black dude, the black dude, it was
Speaker 1: so much dust and dander.
Speaker 2: I can't that age, is you?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 2: I said? And there was so much dust and dander.
Speaker 1: And meanwhile he was on the train with his girl
Speaker 1: and she sat down and he was like.
Speaker 2: Can you believe he didn't want to get me my seat?
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, and she's with him and we're
Speaker 2: sitting at she got a girlfriend, girl, I'm getting from
Speaker 2: this scatter girl.
Speaker 1: Hey, guys, if you were ever like, oh no, why
Speaker 1: nobody want this man?
Speaker 2: The dustiest of them?
Speaker 1: I think I felt like he was the CEO of
Speaker 1: dust yelling at paying citizens on the train. Girlfriend right there,
Speaker 1: right there? Now, where was the girlfriend sitting right next
Speaker 1: to us? Right next to us? Oh, so across across
Speaker 1: from the beige dude. Yeah, the beige Bandit it was.
Speaker 1: It was insane to see. And I was just like,
Speaker 1: this is freaking New York.
Speaker 2: But I love it and I don't want to live.
Speaker 2: I can't leave. I can't leave. I have to stay
Speaker 2: here no matter what.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, Yeah, but she was just like, and you
Speaker 1: want me to move here.
Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, if.
Speaker 1: You if you want to be with me, yeah, if
Speaker 1: you want to be my lover, yeah, with my city.
Speaker 2: I gotta get with my city. Yeah. So there's that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: have you thought of your mess yet? Or I got
Speaker 2: some train mess for you. Boom, let's talk. So I
Speaker 2: get off.
Speaker 1: The train to wait for another train, and I'm waiting
Speaker 1: on the platform.
Speaker 2: I have my big gass AirPod max in.
Speaker 1: I'm living my best life and this guy comes over
Speaker 1: and compliments my outfit and I was like, thank you,
Speaker 1: and then he goes, listen, I'm not the man that'll
Speaker 1: buy you flowers, but I am the man who won't
Speaker 1: hit you.
Speaker 2: And I said, oh, what is caused my music for that?
Speaker 2: What a cell?
Speaker 1: But then he was talking to me and I was like,
Speaker 1: and somebody there was a woman like sitting on the
Speaker 1: bench that was like.
Speaker 2: Oh girl, ma'am, you cannot right.
Speaker 1: But then he's talking to me and it's getting more
Speaker 1: and more erratic, and I was like, wait.
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait, wait wait wait is this a is
Speaker 2: this on house man? I know? Or like a hip dude?
Speaker 2: Like you can't really never know by the fit.
Speaker 1: You have no idea because the beard wasn't you know.
Speaker 1: You know, the beard wasn't given like pubes. It was
Speaker 1: given like well grown. But the fit was given dusty.
Speaker 2: Dander, Yeah, dusty dander. But I don't know. Maybe he
Speaker 2: was wearing but let's siaga, I don't.
Speaker 1: Know, vintage, vintage, a consignment shop second hand.
Speaker 2: I couldn't tell.
Speaker 1: But I just I just put my headphones back in
Speaker 1: and I turned the noise cancelation off. I think we
Speaker 1: actually in this time in twenty twenty five. Noise cancelation
Speaker 1: is a no because anything can happen, I know, but
Speaker 1: it's so good to not hear the city that's so loud. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he literally never sleeps. But it's this, it's the soundtrack
Speaker 1: to a lot of our demise, and so we gotta
Speaker 1: we have to be alert. We have to know what's
Speaker 1: going on. I need to know one because I'm nosy.
Speaker 1: And two it's like, yes, it is good to be
Speaker 1: like not in the mix of the noise, But what
Speaker 1: if somebody comes on the train and like, ILL kill.
Speaker 2: All of y'all.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that because I'm busting Brent Fayaz and
Speaker 1: I have no idea what's going on? So you got
Speaker 1: at least if you're gonna have the noise cancelings, you
Speaker 1: got have one like slanted so you can kind of hear. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but then my equilibrium is off. If I if I
Speaker 1: only have girl, you could have an off equilibrium or
Speaker 1: you could be off.
Speaker 2: The train, or you could be off with your head,
Speaker 2: off with your head thank you? Yeah. Yes. In other news,
Speaker 2: I also another thing that was mess. You know.
Speaker 1: I was like, yo, I don't know what it is,
Speaker 1: but it's been it's been happening for like six months now.
Speaker 1: But my anxiety has been insane. I'm just like anxious
Speaker 1: all the time. So I was like, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. I gotta get back on medication again.
Speaker 1: And so for anxiety and depression, my girlies, where are
Speaker 1: you Zola f well buttrend where is my prozac?
Speaker 2: Hunt here for you. I'm speaking for y'all.
Speaker 1: So I say, you know, let me re up because
Speaker 1: when I was in LA I didn't have health insurance
Speaker 1: and it costs like over one hundred dollars every single
Speaker 1: time to get my prescription plus psychiatrists plus therapists.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, girl, yeah, you got to take out a swamp.
Speaker 1: PPP loan if you want your mental health in order.
Speaker 1: So I come back and I'm like excited about getting
Speaker 1: back on medication. And do you know this r FK
Speaker 1: junior senior citizen. What he is trying to like basically
Speaker 1: stop antidepressants. He's like, Oh, it's the it's more addictive
Speaker 1: than like cocaine and heroin or whatever, and it makes
Speaker 1: people more aggressive and it's the cause for school shootings.
Speaker 2: That's what he said.
Speaker 1: And he said, if you've ever been on antidepressants, he's
Speaker 1: going to put you in a like a wellness.
Speaker 2: Camp, a concentration camp.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's what That's exactly what it is. The wellness
Speaker 1: now is concentration is now well girl.
Speaker 2: The worm in his brain is working all the time.
Speaker 1: I'm the this is the this is the year that
Speaker 1: people are just saying anything, and and these are people
Speaker 1: who are saying anything and they have power, and they
Speaker 1: have power and they're in charge.
Speaker 2: So did he get the job? He was confirmed, He was, yeah,
Speaker 2: you got the job. Shut up America.
Speaker 1: You raggedy beat America is messing America. You raggedy beat America.
Speaker 1: America problem several problems.
Speaker 2: But we've been had a problem.
Speaker 1: But this was when I when I read that late
Speaker 1: last night, I said, of course, of course, when I
Speaker 1: said I'm gonna get my life in order, RK was like, actually, now,
Speaker 1: what's the most can you get? Well, Buttrin and Solo
Speaker 1: off and things like that in.
Speaker 2: Bulk, can you costco that? Can you say some for
Speaker 2: aray that.
Speaker 1: We're not girls and we're not harvesting nuts for the
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, when if you're not gonna be able
Speaker 1: to get them in the next couple of months, is
Speaker 1: there a way to be like double or nothing? I
Speaker 1: don't know, bitch, I just know I'm cutting everything off.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear nothing. And so after that,
Speaker 1: I said this, this is exactly why I hate like
Speaker 1: being in the know and knowing the news, because it
Speaker 1: ruins the vote.
Speaker 2: Every time I.
Speaker 1: Said, Hey, if you don't want me to be a
Speaker 1: fucking shaking ass chihuah wah, give me my pills.
Speaker 2: And so I'm.
Speaker 1: Pretty sure that's in the constitution. Give me liberty and
Speaker 1: give me pills.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I need the pills. It's a part of my right.
Speaker 2: I think it's in the Thomas Jefferson edition.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm I fully know that. You know, Martin
Speaker 1: Luther King had a dream and the dream was it
Speaker 1: was for you to be on anti anxiety medicare. Rightly,
Speaker 1: he said that should not shake.
Speaker 2: Should That's biblical. Man.
Speaker 1: He was a reference referenced Martin Luther King Junior.
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
Speaker 1: Speaking of American politics, you know, we don't usually talk
Speaker 1: about that here, but Elon Musk bought his raggedy ass
Speaker 1: son and yes, I'm calling the baby raggedy to the
Speaker 1: Oval office and he was wiping his boogers on the
Speaker 1: table and he told Trump to hush, and he said,
Speaker 1: you're not the president to Donald Trump. So and this
Speaker 1: is while reporters are like talking to his dad. My dude,
Speaker 1: the dad is wearing a sport coat and a T shirt.
Speaker 1: Who to be rich and white in America? Because if
Speaker 1: we was going to the White House, you know we
Speaker 1: would be I would wear a little tuxedo from YSL. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He had an LL bean like and it wasn't even
Speaker 1: brand new, like it didn't have the tag on it,
Speaker 1: like he hadn't been had that.
Speaker 2: He looked like a Burlington coat.
Speaker 1: Factory at like uh patron And the son was literally
Speaker 1: digging in his nose and wiping boogers on the Declaration
Speaker 1: of Independence and I.
Speaker 2: Just and Trump come saying he's like he's a genius.
Speaker 2: This is he's a genius. It's like Trump looks sedated.
Speaker 1: So all the pills that RFK Twig said, who can't have?
Speaker 2: Trump? Is on right now?
Speaker 1: Girl, I said, what is going on? But I actually
Speaker 1: was like, am I on Bravo right now?
Speaker 2: Is the channels on Bravo? Because it's really just giving unhinged?
Speaker 2: And just like life Andy Cohen, did you produce he
Speaker 2: might have? It might be a Ryan Seacrest production as well. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, first of all, I'm you know, I'm not here
Speaker 1: for people bringing their kids around all the time.
Speaker 2: I just can't get nanny's. You ain't got no grandma's,
Speaker 2: no cousins.
Speaker 1: Grandma grandma's don't exist no more because people waiting too
Speaker 1: long to have kids. And also, I know grandma's is
Speaker 1: just tired. They were like, I don't care, I don't
Speaker 1: want to make anything from scratch anymore. Oh yeah, the
Speaker 1: grandma's grandma's doing is the new grandma?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And actually, you know what so many so man, these
Speaker 1: people need to be having a hobby, which is cooking.
Speaker 2: Some of them, I don't want them out and about
Speaker 2: talking to people.
Speaker 1: But yeah, him bringing his son reminds me of like, now,
Speaker 1: I don't want to say.
Speaker 2: This, but I think you should.
Speaker 1: We You know, I have friends that have kids that
Speaker 1: are just like, yeah, I'm just gonna bring.
Speaker 2: Bring the baby mine is every time? Is this is
Speaker 2: this appropriate for the kids? I know people are rolling
Speaker 2: blunts in the back.
Speaker 1: Is this is this where the baby's fingers with every
Speaker 1: they got the dexterity.
Speaker 2: So you're saying, want the baby to help? I assist?
Speaker 2: Yeah with the rolling? Okay, right?
Speaker 1: You know, like you know back in the day when
Speaker 1: people use typewriters and they would be like ding and
Speaker 1: slide it back.
Speaker 2: You wipe it on the baby's mouth for them to
Speaker 2: lick it.
Speaker 1: So you want you want the baby to lick to
Speaker 1: seal the blunt booger blunt. Oh my gosh, gosh, but gosh,
Speaker 1: I'm high. Okay, you know what we should We should
Speaker 1: tell Elon that we should know.
Speaker 2: We don't need this million dollar ideas. That's what it is,
Speaker 2: Shark tank.
Speaker 1: Listen, sharks, I got a great idea for y'all today.
Speaker 2: Baby blunt, baby blunts.
Speaker 1: I think you know girls who are on the go,
Speaker 1: they would love a little baby blunt. Listen, go girt
Speaker 1: these little fruit apple sauce things, baby blunt. Baby spliffs baby,
Speaker 1: I mean splifs splifts four kids. That's not like cars
Speaker 1: for kids, but that and.
Speaker 2: It's not mess. I'm here for that. Okay.
Speaker 1: Another thing that I was just like, I have to
Speaker 1: talk about it.
Speaker 2: Okay, but we're going. We're going, Cowboy Carter, We're going.
Speaker 2: We're going to Texas. We're going, we are gonna go
Speaker 2: see Cowboy Carter.
Speaker 1: I I got I.
Speaker 2: Was out of town. I was in London and had
Speaker 2: the wrong.
Speaker 1: Dates for the tickets that I thought I was gonna
Speaker 1: go see Renaissance for and.
Speaker 2: To me Renaissance to the tour that I should I have. No,
Speaker 2: you did have tickets.
Speaker 1: I was like, you did a ticket, and then it
Speaker 1: was it was the wrong you had tickets.
Speaker 2: I could not believe you was gonna fly to la
Speaker 2: to see her, and it was like, I'm in London still,
Speaker 2: I could not believe. I know, unbelievable. I'm upset.
Speaker 1: And now it's okay, Cowboy Carter, I don't know what
Speaker 1: the visual is gonna be.
Speaker 2: You're saying this on on air. I am we none
Speaker 2: of us know what the visual is gonna be, none
Speaker 2: of us. No, we don't.
Speaker 1: But the mess, the biggest mess is everybody is upset
Speaker 1: about these ticket prices.
Speaker 2: How how are y'all? Everybody's up. Everybody is furious. They're
Speaker 2: like okay, okay, b okay okay. And it's like, hey,
Speaker 2: she just won Album of the Year. What did you
Speaker 2: do you think she was gonna get a bogo? Like
Speaker 2: you bought a ticket.
Speaker 1: Now we're getting you your friend in Like this is
Speaker 1: not friends and family, and that's the problem. Also, if
Speaker 1: you were, if you don't really have the money, you
Speaker 1: could sit in like the four hundred section. Baby, No,
Speaker 1: even those are expensive. Up there, even those are expensive.
Speaker 1: Sit with the lord up top Olympus and watch her
Speaker 1: with binocular just to be in Beyonce's like almost air,
Speaker 1: like in her air vicinity. It's gonna run you about
Speaker 1: six seven hundred dollars. No tickets up there, it's not
Speaker 1: six hundred dollars. People were people were complaining about being
Speaker 1: in the queue, and they were like, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: this is just in this economy, this is just so crazy.
Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Let me.
Speaker 1: Say something to the people right now complaining about Beyonce
Speaker 1: ticket prices.
Speaker 2: You don't have to go to the show. You have
Speaker 2: to go. You don't have to go. We need to go.
Speaker 2: You do not have to go. All of us have
Speaker 2: to go.
Speaker 1: No, you don't have to go, babe. You can watch
Speaker 1: it on Netflix when it reairs.
Speaker 2: Because you know it's gonna be a documentary. You know,
Speaker 2: somebody at the show is gonna be live watch that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they you know what, there's just people who
Speaker 1: are like, hey, I've been a fan for so long.
Speaker 1: She should be for the people. We always you know,
Speaker 1: lifting her up this stir and it's just like, hey,
Speaker 1: everybody feels so entitled to like what celebrities should be doing,
Speaker 1: Like they need.
Speaker 2: To give back, they need to speak up.
Speaker 1: No, they need to work. And they're like, run me
Speaker 1: my money, tea every time.
Speaker 2: Run me my money.
Speaker 1: When has when has Beyonce ever been cheap? I've never
Speaker 1: heard of like a reasonable Yes, how's to do it
Speaker 1: all wrong? How? And some of your finest unfinished work,
Speaker 1: I can't believe a second, but I had to. It's
Speaker 1: because you know, she always has like a tretage, like
Speaker 1: it's something at the end all the stuff that Michelle
Speaker 1: was wearing that was that was the scraps of the
Speaker 1: Beyonce stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we're so rude.
Speaker 1: So you need more fabric for Beyonce's ass. And they
Speaker 1: were like, Michelle, whatchu like two A size zero?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: But my my thing as a as an artist, right,
Speaker 1: obviously I'm not Beyonce level, But it's like, hey again.
Speaker 2: Two thousand or more.
Speaker 1: Give give people what they deserve, like the value of
Speaker 1: If you say that she's the best, right, and you
Speaker 1: say every time you've gone to a performance you're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, blown away, I felt baptized all this stuff,
Speaker 1: then well, how much what makes sense?
Speaker 2: Twenty dollars dollars? Oh okay, yeah, eighty dollars.
Speaker 1: You said twelve dollars, you're all but eighty dollars.
Speaker 2: It's just a hundred bucks. She is feeling stadiums. It's
Speaker 2: just unrealistic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you're feel in stadiums, do you need
Speaker 1: all this money from everybody here?
Speaker 2: But you also have to think production.
Speaker 1: Yes, she's in that big ass magical set around. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's dancers learning choreo and they gotta be on the
Speaker 1: flast six seven eight.
Speaker 2: She's paying a lot.
Speaker 1: Her tors are expensive to produce, and then she has
Speaker 1: to get paid for herself.
Speaker 2: Not everybody can be a Zilia Banks and a two
Speaker 2: inch bust down and just pointing in the back. Shout
Speaker 2: out to you, sir.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, shout out to you. You
Speaker 1: know what you did? You know what you did? You
Speaker 1: know what you did last summer girl, she do show
Speaker 1: up in an a social look. And I mean the
Speaker 1: hair beat done is done? Yeah no, and she's she's
Speaker 1: on the mic, the mic is on. She takes her
Speaker 1: shirt off, so sometimes the shirt is not even in
Speaker 1: the budget.
Speaker 2: Hey, and she can do that.
Speaker 1: That's for her, and you know all of the twelve
Speaker 1: hundred gays that come to her show. But Beyonce is
Speaker 1: something different. It's something different every time. And it's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what. I don't know what horse is
Speaker 1: coming out that? What's this horse name? What's this white
Speaker 1: horse name? There was rain, the crystal one. Now, don't
Speaker 1: know the horses had the horse? Yeah, the horses in
Speaker 1: the back, the horses they carrying right everywhere. You know
Speaker 1: why the tickets are so expensive? Blue Ivy's feet don't win.
Speaker 1: It did Blue Blue, Mom, if you want me to
Speaker 1: be a part of the show, which you know it's
Speaker 1: people coming to see me.
Speaker 2: Then she also received album all the Year. You just
Speaker 2: you have to respect Blue.
Speaker 1: You have to respect miss Blue, and she wants more
Speaker 1: and she deserves at this time, Hey, I'm no longer
Speaker 1: questioning people's prices, no more.
Speaker 2: Either you either you got it or you don't. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: You not questioning prices.
Speaker 1: No more.
Speaker 2: No, No, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not because as me, I'm talking about me as
Speaker 1: an art I'm I'm always like.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe it's too much.
Speaker 1: It's like it's not because people are finding the money
Speaker 1: to get Rode.
Speaker 2: They sell their kidneys, Loop.
Speaker 1: Six and Kim k and Skims and all this other stuff.
Speaker 1: They're they're buying the stuff, so like keeping the rich rich.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So it's like, if you want to if you want
Speaker 1: to experience which something like that concert is a live performances,
Speaker 1: I think you should pay the money.
Speaker 2: Now, you got two options.
Speaker 1: You could buy the Beyonce tickets or you could buy
Speaker 1: a carton of eggs.
Speaker 2: Either way, you spending a lot of money. It's going
Speaker 2: about three hundred and fifty five dollars and you know what.
Speaker 2: And on that note, we gotta go. We got to go.
Speaker 1: It's just too expensive to survive. And that's why you
Speaker 1: can no longer survive. You have to steal, promoting, stealing, thievery.
Speaker 1: You got to steal from Paul to pay Peter, to
Speaker 1: hang out with Robert, Robert yepper. That's not in a bible.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Robert.
Speaker 2: What is it? Pick of pepper, pickup pepper, pick a
Speaker 2: pel what is it called? I don't know what? Nursery rhyme.
Speaker 1: This is pickup pepper, Piper, Piper, Chappelle, Chappelle, pay Pete,
Speaker 1: steal from Peter to pay Paul, and then you can
Speaker 1: sleep with Matthew, Matthew, Mark Luke and John exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that girl, that book, Our book is on fire
Speaker 2: right now, girl girl, I'll be there.
Speaker 1: Listen, We're gonna be there, I say. Beyonce is a
Speaker 1: woman of a particular age. She's been doing this.
Speaker 2: For a long twenty five years.
Speaker 1: When you think about professional athletes, they start real young
Speaker 1: and then they end like at thirty something, depending on
Speaker 1: the sport.
Speaker 2: Some people stay longer because they want to play with
Speaker 2: their sons or whatever.
Speaker 1: Lebron James, but I think they their bodies break down.
Speaker 1: Eventually they got to stop playing. Beyonce is still dancing,
Speaker 1: Mike is still on.
Speaker 2: She's amazing.
Speaker 1: She's still hitting every single boom cack.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Not a hair not in place, right. I mean
Speaker 2: the hair is at a place because the fan is
Speaker 2: blowing nop.
Speaker 1: But it's still it still gets no lace, no lace,
Speaker 1: you don't see. You don't see no like she's not
Speaker 1: having no nip slips like her. Her stuff is always
Speaker 1: perfect because she's a perfectionist and she's not gonna be
Speaker 1: doing this for that much longer.
Speaker 2: So go see her while she's still.
Speaker 1: In Hope, Go see her with Some people are so
Speaker 1: upset that they didn't get to see Whitney and Prince
Speaker 1: and Michael Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2: It's the same thing. It's legit, the same thing.
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson was different, just gonna come out and stand
Speaker 1: there and people would scream for ten minutes and free
Speaker 1: and they had to carry people on stretchers. I mean,
Speaker 1: I want that, I want.
Speaker 2: I want that. I don't want that for me. I
Speaker 2: want something you want to be like to do that
Speaker 2: when you came out on stage. I want them to.
Speaker 2: I want them to go on.
Speaker 1: If I came out on to the stage and somebody
Speaker 1: was screaming for ten minutes, I'm calling security.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, ten minutes one person screaming.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if the whole room is screaming, you're gonna
Speaker 1: be like, you're gonna sit in it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be like now for ten minutes.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: That's why people trying to do the wicked. I didn't. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I didn't realize you were doing the Beyonce and Dubai.
Speaker 2: Is that played? Is that? I can't?
Speaker 1: I love being toned down.
Speaker 2: You know who's not deaf?
Speaker 1: The people that are on TikTok doing this new trend
Speaker 1: that is ridiculous. Talk to us about the trans friends. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's all about talking. It's called talk her or him
Speaker 1: through it. Talk him or her through it.
Speaker 2: Guys, that's not like a Jason derul Lo song. We've
Speaker 2: gone through We've gone too far.
Speaker 1: It's all the things that people are saying, the stuff
Speaker 1: that you say to people.
Speaker 2: During during sex. Okay, what's that? It's weird. That's weird
Speaker 2: to read some of them for you that around here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look at it. Should I read it sexy? Or
Speaker 1: should I just say it?
Speaker 2: Regularly. I mean, how would you how would you say it?
Speaker 2: Look at it? That's what you said. Look what you did,
Speaker 2: Look what you did. I think I've said that one before.
Speaker 1: Okay, I have all right, good girl, I ain't done,
Speaker 1: I ain't dying.
Speaker 2: Coming back for a second.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, this is a good one. Where are you going?
Speaker 1: Where are you going?
Speaker 2: And then they drag you back.
Speaker 1: Grip it, grip it, grip it, grip it? What if
Speaker 1: you're gripping it and they're like is it not gripped enough?
Speaker 2: That awkward one?
Speaker 1: What if you're gripping it but your hand is dry
Speaker 1: and it's like a loosen your grip?
Speaker 2: Hey did you wash your hands on it?
Speaker 1: And then it's another guy was.
Speaker 2: Like, see you made a mess. Now you got to
Speaker 2: clean it up. Hey listen, I am not I am
Speaker 2: not the.
Speaker 1: You know, respectability police or whatever. But these people were
Speaker 1: really saying this stuff and making the faces and I
Speaker 1: was like, just took camera on to camera and the
Speaker 1: comments were oild. Now in the videos on TikTok, are
Speaker 1: they listening all the things they say?
Speaker 2: Are they just sharing like one or two.
Speaker 1: Know they're saying they're like this is the top the
Speaker 1: aa if you want to get pregnant.
Speaker 2: This is what you say, but I don't. What do
Speaker 2: I say when I don't want to get pregnant?
Speaker 1: But the girl was like, don't say this because you
Speaker 1: will get pregnant.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was wild for that video. They're just
Speaker 2: want to see what I want to see? What what's
Speaker 2: on the script? The craziest one A guy is in jail.
Speaker 1: I guess a friend or a girlfriend called him, tell
Speaker 1: me time and was like, hey, here's the trend?
Speaker 2: Can you tell the people?
Speaker 1: And then he I tell you he was having flashbacks
Speaker 1: of when he was out.
Speaker 2: He was like he even said he said, oh I
Speaker 2: can't wait to get out. I can't wait to get out.
Speaker 2: What was he saying? This is a guy in jail.
Speaker 2: All right, my time five, y'all we already know the trend.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna get in, but look it. You know
Speaker 1: when you get behind it, right, he's just going slowly fast.
Speaker 2: You gotta hear it with them look at me, And
Speaker 2: then she started looking at you.
Speaker 1: You gotta manipulate it real quick.
Speaker 2: This guy's in jail. Friend let in jail.
Speaker 1: I would like the people don't know that that man
Speaker 1: is cute. He hasn't pretty smile. Yeah, he looked like
Speaker 1: somebody who would be like looking he's in.
Speaker 2: He's got the wired yellow headphones. Mind you, they're not Apple.
Speaker 1: They're not even Nike. Those is the and he looks
Speaker 1: like he's got all his tea. He has a hairline.
Speaker 1: The comments, uh, the breathing and the mic.
Speaker 2: He was busy. He said that boy got pressure built up.
Speaker 2: Some of them. Don't let him out.
Speaker 1: He's freaked out. Oh my god, he said. Manipulation is
Speaker 1: the key. Keep him right where he's at. Yeah, leave
Speaker 1: him there. Okay, listen. In the criminal justice system, there
Speaker 1: are a couple of crimes that are especially heinous. He
Speaker 1: doing the sexual ones.
Speaker 2: Okay, I can't look at me. I just I just can't.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I am so shy in general, Like in
Speaker 1: bed you shy. I'm not shy, but I think girl,
Speaker 1: and I'm not shy, but I'm like, yo, I didn't
Speaker 1: said it all. I feel like I'm repeating stuff what
Speaker 1: you're saying me. Oh nah, I'm just being I just
Speaker 1: be repeating.
Speaker 2: What should be repeating. Is good, it's good? You like it? Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like I don't know. I'm like, you know it's good.
Speaker 1: Is it good.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like, come on now, I don't know,
Speaker 2: I'm like, hmmm.
Speaker 1: The crazy thing is is that, like with being with
Speaker 1: like women, I am more like just in the moment
Speaker 1: and I'm not thinking of things to say.
Speaker 2: But guys, I feel like I.
Speaker 1: Was saying a whole bunch of anything and everything because
Speaker 1: I was like, let's finish this, let's this gotta be done.
Speaker 1: I'm ready. I'm ready for it to end. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: wrap it up, yeah, wrap it, wrap it up. Then
Speaker 1: I got a long day tomorrow.
Speaker 2: That was saying come come, if you don't, let's go
Speaker 2: come yeah, come now right? Yeah, the car caught ye
Speaker 2: cabs there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, exactly. I'm gonna say some of these for tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Really no, yeah, I'm gonna report back to the group chat. No,
Speaker 1: specifically to the city chat. You got to schedule in
Speaker 1: talking through it.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm into talking through it, but I'm also into you
Speaker 1: talking me through it.
Speaker 2: Maybe all right, now.
Speaker 1: You gott you're getting flashbacksis let me get some wreners.
Speaker 2: Everybody take a sip. It's a damp in here.
Speaker 1: The windows are fall you know, that's seeing in Titanic
Speaker 1: when they're in the car and then she put a
Speaker 1: hand on the window. That's what's happening in here today.
Speaker 1: That was really sensual. I was like, we need to
Speaker 1: have more moments like that. It just felt like real classy, artsy.
Speaker 2: What does happen with us right now? No, I'm saying Titanic? Okay,
Speaker 2: now us too sure? I mean telling somebody to.
Speaker 1: Hurry it up, gotta go. I think your car is here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my dad's home. That's how you're talking through it. You gotta.
Speaker 2: You try to get my dad's home. I don't have
Speaker 2: a dad.
Speaker 1: Friend you had, mister know who he is, Mister Sidney Portier.
Speaker 2: You know what ness is. I don't. I don't know
Speaker 2: who my dad is or what he looked like or anything.
Speaker 1: You don't know nothing about I don't know that man,
Speaker 1: not one fact, not one thing. There was actually a
Speaker 1: running joke in my with my sister that like a
Speaker 1: guy will come and was like, Yo, your dad is
Speaker 1: really mister blah blah blah, And it was like, excuse me,
Speaker 1: your sister.
Speaker 2: Don't know neither.
Speaker 1: Like nobody has an inclination as to what mister Washington
Speaker 1: is doing.
Speaker 2: He's gag. Last name was not Washington. I nick my
Speaker 2: mother legit r I P.
Speaker 1: I think she put a whole bunch of names in
Speaker 1: a hat and she wanted to pick one out.
Speaker 2: Washington. Yeah, oh Washington. Yeah, because your mother's last name
Speaker 2: was not Washington, well she changed it, but she never
Speaker 2: got married.
Speaker 1: I think the crazy thing is is that all the
Speaker 1: women in the families, in my family, it's like, y'all
Speaker 1: are the best storytellers. They That's why I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm a storyteller. I was raised off stories, fallacies, fables,
Speaker 1: all of that.
Speaker 2: The girls lying.
Speaker 1: It's like, is our last name Robinson or is it
Speaker 1: Washington or is it Hicks? Like?
Speaker 2: What is it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking to you, America. I want
Speaker 1: y'all to help us get to the bottom of who
Speaker 1: who is the father? Can we do a show who's
Speaker 1: your dad?
Speaker 2: That's different? Nasty? Yeah? Through it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, talk about yeah my dad. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Let me see your feet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like looking in the mirror. Oh god, and
Speaker 1: let me touch shows eos fasty Now it's a horror flick.
Speaker 2: That's crazy, girl, Stay with me, Stay with me now,
Speaker 2: I gotta go. My uber is here. That's crazy. Okay,
Speaker 2: that was that was a little journey. I mean, it's
Speaker 2: always the way to go. It was a journey speaking
Speaker 2: of men in your life, man in our lives.
Speaker 1: You know, asap Rocky has this court case and Rihanna
Speaker 1: has been showing a religiously to support her.
Speaker 2: Man. My man, my man, my man.
Speaker 1: Imagine being a billionaire who smells amazing and has light
Speaker 1: green eyes, hair done, hair, always done well.
Speaker 2: Ninety eight percent of the time. Okay, well it was
Speaker 2: a there was a blonde era that I was like,
Speaker 2: why are we doing anyway? Imagine being all of that and.
Speaker 1: You gotta go to court to support your man for
Speaker 1: something that he did before before you was.
Speaker 2: Dating Robin just like us since we all got him.
Speaker 2: Well not me, I'm a lesbian, but for y'all.
Speaker 1: She's just like, I've never supported a man in court.
Speaker 1: So no, I supported a.
Speaker 2: Woman in jail. What remember, Marie, No, don't remember. I
Speaker 2: was Miami. I was dating a girl.
Speaker 1: She stole somebody's drugs, she was on the run. Was gay,
Speaker 1: Thelma and Louise or just Delm and Louise. And then
Speaker 1: it was pretty good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they were I was like, is this what
Speaker 2: friendship is? Now? Was not driving off a cliff together.
Speaker 2: You don't think. I think that's for the game if
Speaker 2: they not on a meds. Oh nope, shout out to
Speaker 2: r wait bring it back. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then so then she she pulls a fire alarm
Speaker 1: in an elevator.
Speaker 2: The cops come. Was she on the drugs on the
Speaker 2: other Yeah? Yeah, she was on c K one? What's
Speaker 2: K one? Co K and and Molly? She was on
Speaker 2: all of it. She was on Why is that called
Speaker 2: c K one? I don't know. That's what the That's
Speaker 2: what the gays told me in the club. That's what
Speaker 2: they said. That's CK one anywhere like kelvin Klin Kelvin
Speaker 2: Klein one. That's what I thought. And they were like coke,
Speaker 2: Ky and Molly.
Speaker 1: Yes, that feels like too many things, because don't k
Speaker 1: bring you down, and coke keeps you up and Miley
Speaker 1: makes things feel good.
Speaker 2: We fall down, but we get up. Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, it's all about balancing. I don't feel like balance, babe. Well,
Speaker 1: two things bring you up and one of them brings
Speaker 1: you down. You don't know about that life, Okay, I don't.
Speaker 2: With your ja. So book A F in the Bible said,
Speaker 2: don't do c K.
Speaker 1: One any who she gets arrested because she fought the police.
Speaker 2: Okay, bm BLM. But but she was white, Okay, n
Speaker 2: l I n l I.
Speaker 1: And so she gets arrested and I had to wait
Speaker 1: outside of Miami Dade for her.
Speaker 2: I thought she was getting.
Speaker 1: Emmy dead Miami Day, Yes, And it was ninety eight
Speaker 1: degrees and there was people waiting for their sons, they husbands,
Speaker 1: they uncles, and you wait for your girl, and I
Speaker 1: wait she was I don't think she even claimed me friend.
Speaker 1: What Yeah, well that was the drugs. Yeah, it's also
Speaker 1: were you waiting outside of Miami Dade in flip flops?
Speaker 2: Were your toes out at the jail? My toes were
Speaker 2: definitely in. Your toes were out. The girl was in.
Speaker 2: That's crazy toes out. Girl in tita.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, god, yeah, I feel I feel bad.
Speaker 2: She's coming.
Speaker 1: She's coming with some looks though. I love the suits.
Speaker 1: You know she's doing a little side parts. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: Rihanna shown her. She weren't the glasses. She looked, you know,
Speaker 1: smart and professional. There was a video of her coming
Speaker 1: out of the courtroom and somebody was like, who wears.
Speaker 2: Fur Furv's murder? Who still wears real fur? And all
Speaker 2: of paparazzi was like, she does and the fur looks good.
Speaker 1: They were like, and she just you know, had a
Speaker 1: little smirkle on her face and she got in the
Speaker 1: car and I don't know it might go to jail.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's help. We're gonna put that on
Speaker 2: the on the prayer list asap. Free. We freed him
Speaker 2: when he was locked up in Sweden or whatever.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Run that back. No, you only get one you get
Speaker 2: out of jail free card, and everybody can get three chances.
Speaker 1: What if I've never been to jail, you get three
Speaker 1: get out of jail free chances. But I don't get
Speaker 1: nuh girl, you better try, girl. Take your time, girl,
Speaker 1: but also rush it up, shurry it up. You know
Speaker 1: what the thing is is that we take that.
Speaker 2: I think the term ride or die, that's mess. That's mess.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll ride, but I will not die if I
Speaker 1: have to go to jail. You're not showing up.
Speaker 2: My toes's not gonna be out, Okay, I would hope not.
Speaker 2: Have some respect. I'm a knee hot boot with the
Speaker 2: toes cut off. No, if you did that, I said judge.
Speaker 2: Peep told judge get her out of here.
Speaker 1: It's like your toes would be the sustain stain oh
Speaker 1: over road.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, is there anybody that you would be like
Speaker 1: not showing up for in jail?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Are you most people? Really? If most people?
Speaker 1: If you got time and you're just like, let me
Speaker 1: pull a look and there's paparazzi.
Speaker 2: That's it's good.
Speaker 1: Pr Actually, is it good, you know, to show up
Speaker 1: to jail to support a friend. Yeah, looks and everything.
Speaker 1: You know, paparazzi gonna be there. That means my friend
Speaker 1: is famous. Yeah, and you got big glasses and stuff,
Speaker 1: different hats. I could see you pulling stunts like okay.
Speaker 2: I would rent the runway, poor mom.
Speaker 1: They're like, so I know that you know hoodah, hooda
Speaker 1: who didn't what's her name?
Speaker 2: Who didn't? Whatever? The other woman named?
Speaker 1: Are you saying, holda holda holda yeah, Huda beauty, Yeah,
Speaker 1: hold a holder on the TV?
Speaker 2: Or who the beauty? My bad? Hold on? Hoodo? You
Speaker 2: know what I meant? Who do who? Who do you? Who? Girl? Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, this one I don't know if this is
Speaker 1: I mean, this is mess obviously, you know.
Speaker 2: February it's all about.
Speaker 1: Love black love, Love on Love, just since I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's about black live.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I try I try to. Well yeah, same
Speaker 2: me too.
Speaker 1: Yeah but wait, what did you do for Valentine's Day?
Speaker 1: You have had my show, your show, so technically I'm
Speaker 1: celebrating Valentine's Day tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, so you really Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because I had the show, I didn't have time for
Speaker 1: all the stuff that this person is trying to plan.
Speaker 2: I don't know he has a whole day for me planned,
Speaker 2: so us give us some itinerary. Look at it.
Speaker 1: That's late night were talking about. To make it drop
Speaker 1: from the top. He is sending me to get a
Speaker 1: massage and the facial Yes, I'm getting my nails and
Speaker 1: toes done, and he's making me food okay, or eating food,
Speaker 1: and then I have a show okay, and then he's
Speaker 1: taking me to dinner.
Speaker 2: So you are you not canceling the show?
Speaker 1: No, I had the show planned before he had the
Speaker 1: day planned. Okay, can we talk about this? Okay, that's
Speaker 1: all we.
Speaker 2: Here were listening sid He said, you're not canceling the show? Now?
Speaker 1: The show is tomorrow, sis you there's three people booked
Speaker 1: on the show. Oh right, okay, because because last week
Speaker 1: it was Devon's birthday and you you were like held
Speaker 1: on for a second.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I got a neual bias.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but there was more people booked on that show.
Speaker 1: Somebody did message me, Hey, I was really looking.
Speaker 2: Forward to seeing you at the show, and I didn't
Speaker 2: see you. I hope you had a good night.
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, oops, I do I will cancel
Speaker 1: some shows. But I had already told him that I
Speaker 1: had shows, and he was like okay, But he also
Speaker 1: said he's gonna be at my house like hiding surprises
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 2: So we had to get a little nanny cam before
Speaker 2: I leave here. I'm well, so, yeah, gifts, Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is exciting. Yeah, we'll see what weappons. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: mean we will be eagerly waiting.
Speaker 1: I'm like telling us what's going on right right right, right, right,
Speaker 1: right right, But I will.
Speaker 2: Update you at the show. Did you make a did
Speaker 2: you make a list of what I need? Yeah? Of
Speaker 2: what I want for Valentine's Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, he's he's decided he's taking all of this under his.
Speaker 2: I didn't ask for anything.
Speaker 1: He's decided Wednesday will be our Valentine's Day initiative. Do
Speaker 1: you hear that someone is taking it in and being like,
Speaker 1: I got this, that's hot.
Speaker 2: I'm afraid of what I'm gonna be walking into when
Speaker 2: I get there. I don't I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: You don't like suprise.
Speaker 1: Please, but I don't know what the superprise surprise? Why
Speaker 1: you gotta let in, let go and let in. I
Speaker 1: am letting already in, talking quiet girl, what I'm leaving
Speaker 1: my keys there? So when I get home, I'm gonna have.
Speaker 2: To You're leaving your keys? Well, fis how many times
Speaker 2: have you left your keys for anybody? He might be
Speaker 2: third on the list.
Speaker 1: Now, well, I mean if he trying to play surprises
Speaker 1: and he got to pick stuff up, yeah, he gotta
Speaker 1: be able to get in and out of the building.
Speaker 2: I love that. And you know I'm gonna be getting
Speaker 2: a facial So what I need my keys for?
Speaker 1: Yeah? When I was seeing the Valentine's Day roll out
Speaker 1: of people coming into like math flowers and like gifts
Speaker 1: and burking bags and shit, and I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: don't want that, Like I like, I'm not really that person,
Speaker 1: but I was like, damn, this is kind of nice,
Speaker 1: Like I'm with some outfits, like but I'm not a
Speaker 1: materialistic person, but I am. Give it to me, give
Speaker 1: me that stuff.
Speaker 2: But I don't.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, I do, like I don't want to
Speaker 1: be but I'm like, yes, give me.
Speaker 2: So what you want? You want to walk into your
Speaker 2: apartment and it's covered.
Speaker 1: A flowers, girl, I don't know, like bouquets and stuff, flowers,
Speaker 1: the big round one, the roads, thing that costs hundreds
Speaker 1: of dollars, the venus, the floor or whatever you want.
Speaker 1: I don't know, bitch, I do want some new clothes, girl.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm tired. If I got another turtle neck on,
Speaker 1: I'm going to cut my head off.
Speaker 2: I like this little referee blouse you got on? Oh
Speaker 2: you like my uh my foot locker? Would you like
Speaker 2: Jordan's Jordan eleventh? What's what's it is? It is also giving?
Speaker 2: It's good, It's good. Yeah, it's given. Super Bowl? Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2: Is that the super Bowl song? I think? So I
Speaker 2: feel like it is waiting, I feel yeah or tomorrow?
Speaker 1: Well yeah, I do like I like gifts, but I
Speaker 1: feel like in order to like get gifts, you gotta
Speaker 1: be that person that's like give it, like no, no,
Speaker 1: you have got to give him a gift. No, yes, no, girl, yes,
Speaker 1: I need money. I gotta give him something for Valentine's Day?
Speaker 2: Now, do you feel like you're a gift given person? Sometimes? Okay?
Speaker 2: And then now let's be answer. Do I like him
Speaker 2: enough to get him a gift? I have to, I
Speaker 2: must you. I do like him.
Speaker 1: If I didn't like him, wouldn't be in my house
Speaker 1: with my keys facts.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: Get him a card. Yeah, I mean cards are good cards.
Speaker 1: I think cards work. I think sentimental things, things of memories.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get a little cover for his toothbrush. That too.
Speaker 2: I didn't do that. The toothbrush just been on the counter, discarded.
Speaker 2: Car like.
Speaker 1: Gifts are hard, like I like my uh A friend
Speaker 1: got me a candle and I was like, that's it.
Speaker 1: And I was like, damn, you gotta be more like
Speaker 1: that's crazy. You got me a candle for my birthday
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago.
Speaker 2: I did. It's an expensive candle, though I love that.
Speaker 2: I love that. Radias for you to Dwayne Rae, but
Speaker 2: for you to say saying.
Speaker 1: My friend got me a Doane read candle but it
Speaker 1: was not No, it was and it wasn't. It wasn't
Speaker 1: no birato, no offense. But you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: it was a Marshalls. Hey, I you know what I love.
Speaker 1: I can't I love a gift. And even if you
Speaker 1: want to get me you know, I mean.
Speaker 2: If you want to get me a candle, you won't
Speaker 2: get me a candle.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you this card, no car like honestly, bitch,
Speaker 1: A card could take you so far.
Speaker 2: So I can get a card. But it's it's the
Speaker 2: you gotta write, you got, you got calligraphy.
Speaker 1: Don't go to AI, don't go to AI, go to
Speaker 1: chatt No, you don't do chat gb TV No no
Speaker 1: like say sorry with something hard for pay and then
Speaker 1: you got to be like twas the night before chat
Speaker 1: GBT is the original. Talk talk her through it. It's crazy. No,
Speaker 1: you got to go in your heart and you got
Speaker 1: to write it down.
Speaker 2: Your heart is real, little girl, how about that? Work
Speaker 2: through that. I have a heart like the Grinch. That's
Speaker 2: not true.
Speaker 1: My friend Miitra wrote me she made me espresso cups
Speaker 1: from scratch.
Speaker 2: Yes, she made the cups.
Speaker 1: She made the cups, and she wrote me this long
Speaker 1: car I was like, damn, I need to get more words,
Speaker 1: Like it's damn, I need.
Speaker 2: To get more words. I need to get he's in
Speaker 2: the running for the title. Damn, I need to get
Speaker 2: more work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I was like I didn't even notice was
Speaker 1: that much you could write nice?
Speaker 2: That was crazy? Yeah, so Marie, a card hard work?
Speaker 1: Well? I mean I feel like his love language is
Speaker 1: physical touch, like quality time. So I feel like I
Speaker 1: did google what to get somebody whose love language is that?
Speaker 2: And you know he's also a very big card giver.
Speaker 1: So yeah, you know I have a draw full of them,
Speaker 1: so I will get him a card.
Speaker 2: Okay, is there a card place nearby? I don't know.
Speaker 1: We got we got Amna a really nice card. Oh
Speaker 1: yeah for her birthday? Is that where I gotta go here?
Speaker 1: It was like it was like a pop up card
Speaker 1: and it had like it was a three D. It
Speaker 1: was a three D and then everybody wrote stuff. I
Speaker 1: mean everybody. It wasn't really legible, but she thought it
Speaker 1: was the thought that count well because everybody doesn't know
Speaker 1: all the same words.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, so.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if the car Okay, so you're saying, get
Speaker 1: a card, write something heartfelt in it.
Speaker 2: I do that, or get a very elaborate three D.
Speaker 1: Card and write something little like like your lots.
Speaker 2: Does the car need to be sexy or do the
Speaker 2: words need to be sexy?
Speaker 1: What I mean people talk to us tell us. I
Speaker 1: mean by the time the time the card will be everybody,
Speaker 1: it'll be a piece off that I folded in half
Speaker 1: gbt'd and did most of the work.
Speaker 2: But it's gonna be a card that I print on
Speaker 2: word art or whatever I've a folded in four. Yes,
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, gifts are.
Speaker 1: But you don't give to get, right, But if you
Speaker 1: I feel like, if you get a lot right and
Speaker 1: like just in general, then you you should give. Doesn't
Speaker 1: it want to push you to give? That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You don't give to get. If you get, you should
Speaker 1: give something.
Speaker 2: That's what I think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it only took me the day before this
Speaker 1: celebration to realize that, bab and we have a packed
Speaker 1: schedule today. I don't even really have time to run
Speaker 1: out and do the stuff. No, we have some time, Marie.
Speaker 1: Why don't you put that on the list of like
Speaker 1: maybe give gifts maybe not just whoever this person is
Speaker 1: just gifts.
Speaker 2: Like little get like give gifts to people in general.
Speaker 1: You get cards and posted notes, random trinkets, things that
Speaker 1: you see that you're like, this reminds you of this person.
Speaker 2: Nothing reminds me of him. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: We have a friend and when I went to Brazil,
Speaker 1: I got them a like a like a baby one see,
Speaker 1: and I was just like, I'm just gonna get it whatever.
Speaker 2: Just she like cried. I was like, oh see, I'm
Speaker 2: glad because you got a Brazilian baby onesie.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I think it was like that was thoughtful.
Speaker 1: I need to see a picture of the onesie baby. Now.
Speaker 2: I can't. Now I can't say if it's the best.
Speaker 2: I need to say, who know? I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't promise it's the one. It's the best,
Speaker 1: you know. But I paid some money on it.
Speaker 2: Okay, how many what's that? What's the currency there? Paysos?
Speaker 1: It's it's rao serranos or something serranos rios.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: It was one hundred rios, which comes to how much
Speaker 1: US I think a dollar, but.
Speaker 2: At the time one hundred was a lot. Shut up, Sidney.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize the American dollar was so strong internationally.
Speaker 2: I thought we were doing bad. But in Canada.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're we are doing bad, but the dollar is
Speaker 1: stronger than we're doing. The Canadian dollar is stronger than
Speaker 1: Japanese money. It's stronger than most money, which is crazy
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 2: It's strong but we're in debt. Yeah, we're in debt.
Speaker 2: But that's why I'm not paying my student loans.
Speaker 1: And honestly, I've graduated so long ago that you should
Speaker 1: leave me alone. Now, Okay, you messing with my credit
Speaker 1: course still girl. Hey, luckily, I'm never gonna buy a
Speaker 1: house with my own money. Y'ah kicked me out, so
Speaker 1: you ain't getting that money. If you want to make
Speaker 1: you gotta make sure I succeed. Yeah, because there was
Speaker 1: no lphine for me.
Speaker 2: So Banito, you gave me the boot.
Speaker 1: YEP, you're gonna be You're gonna be thinking about that
Speaker 1: money because you ain't gonna see it.
Speaker 2: I'm like a house who's getting the house. I just
Speaker 2: want an apartment and you have it. Yes, I do
Speaker 2: have an apartment.
Speaker 1: Any updates on the home to the house, bitch, I
Speaker 1: need every day.
Speaker 2: I look.
Speaker 1: I'm like man because remember when like I got the
Speaker 1: other apartment with Carolina downstairs and there was like nothing
Speaker 1: in there, and then all of a sudden I had
Speaker 1: everything in there. I'm just like, when is that happening?
Speaker 1: I want everything, I want everything to be there already. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but no, Russia, I need to rush. I'm like, the
Speaker 1: apartment is already cute. You already have a couch, you.
Speaker 2: Have, uh, what else you got in here? I have
Speaker 2: a mattress, a mattress, not a bed. I have a mattress.
Speaker 2: A mattress.
Speaker 1: Girl pick the bed. I can't my adhd. It won't
Speaker 1: allow me to figure out what exacts.
Speaker 2: What's the style bed you think you want? I can
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't.
Speaker 1: I can't put it together. The brown bed, I think
Speaker 1: a colprin bed. I see these cream beds, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm too dirty. I'm not you dirty in the bed. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: It's just like I'm that type that you.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get makeup on something.
Speaker 1: Even if I wash my face, somehow, a little brown
Speaker 1: spot will be somewhere.
Speaker 2: I am brown. Brown's the hard thing about being a
Speaker 2: black woman.
Speaker 1: Another black thing that's hard is when we wear makeup
Speaker 1: it's brown and we wipe it on a towel or
Speaker 1: a sheet or whatever in the bathroom and people be like,
Speaker 1: it's that.
Speaker 2: You know, it's not doodoo.
Speaker 1: You know, it's it's never do let's fit, it's a
Speaker 1: nasty it will never be doo dooo. It's never doodle.
Speaker 1: It's never it's make up. And if you think that
Speaker 1: my doodoo is that clear, you're crazy. Doodoo is clear
Speaker 1: on me, Like you know the transparency and makeup.
Speaker 2: My doo doo is not transparent. It's got a.
Speaker 1: Lot of like starching it. And it got spinach and.
Speaker 2: I got a b BL onees he from Brazil hundred reals.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, but yeah, I want I like, I need
Speaker 1: a I need a coffee table, but I need some rugs.
Speaker 2: I'm I send you a bed that I like that.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to see if they'll send me a free bed.
Speaker 2: Message to them. I love that. Yeah, yes, I'm saying
Speaker 2: I need to tell them to you need a do
Speaker 2: you need a dog? You need do? Speaking of dirty? Who? Dirty?
Speaker 1: Well, I see that you put here something about forty
Speaker 1: eight hours deodorant.
Speaker 2: Yes, so the deodorant.
Speaker 1: Lasts for forty eight hours. Allegedly you don't have to reapply.
Speaker 1: It's forty eight hours. You don't have This.
Speaker 2: Is where cancer comes from, because why.
Speaker 1: Do I you gotta let the sweat come out.
Speaker 2: It's forty it's forty eight hours.
Speaker 1: And I'm thinking they're like, it's not really forty eight hours.
Speaker 2: It's like it's just that strong. It's just that strong.
Speaker 1: But apparently people, and this is another issue, is like
Speaker 1: we gotta stop talking too much.
Speaker 2: It's just too much.
Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, I'm just gonna I just wait for
Speaker 1: forty eight hours for to wear off, so you're not
Speaker 1: watching at all. Well, who said that? Somebody who was right? Okay, hey,
Speaker 1: they hate water. No, they like swimming in it, they
Speaker 1: hate bathing in it. Okay, nasty.
Speaker 2: They love all the precipitation except the one in the shower.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Why are you saying that? Marie cut it?
Speaker 1: That's crat cut it. Julia Barrymore was out in the
Speaker 1: you have to stand in the rain, you have to
Speaker 1: stand in the shower.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to wash your legs. Our good, our
Speaker 2: good goal, our good gal.
Speaker 1: Chelsea Handler went on the podcast which you call her daddy, and.
Speaker 2: You should talk about not not fade her legs. I said, sister, Chelsea,
Speaker 2: you too rich for that, and open up for you, girl.
Speaker 1: I can't be connected, Chelsea flegs. Chelsea, now, I know
Speaker 1: you got good soap in that shower.
Speaker 2: She has barado. You got good. So we went. We
Speaker 2: went to Whistler with her, babe with her.
Speaker 1: We stayed at her at her place in Whistler. She
Speaker 1: had good products, great product us the product.
Speaker 2: Baby.
Speaker 1: Now let's talk about can we talk about the dirty
Speaker 1: top Maybe some of the celebrities that we know are
Speaker 1: dirty and we think are dirty.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna start Ashton Kutcher.
Speaker 1: And Mila Honestly, they started the whole conversation about She
Speaker 1: was like, I just watched my pits and my holes
Speaker 1: to the founding fathers of they invented dirt, dirt Brad Pitt.
Speaker 1: I think it's somebody else that I've heard that's a
Speaker 1: pretty dirty dude.
Speaker 2: Mister Pitty. Ain't no way his last name is Pitt.
Speaker 1: You know that behind his ears do look a little dark,
Speaker 1: They look asmid brown. Chel Now, I don't know if
Speaker 1: this person is dirty or not, but they look like
Speaker 1: they kind of funky. Johnny Damp Yeah, oh he needs
Speaker 1: he is dry shampoo every time.
Speaker 2: He needs wet shampoo. No drop he needs water.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, he's the type to wash his hair and
Speaker 1: then it still looked like And that's why I said
Speaker 1: he needs to dry shampoo. You know, underneath all them
Speaker 1: bangles and bracelets, it's a ring of dirt.
Speaker 2: Okay, angles got dirt in it.
Speaker 1: But you know what we I think we need to
Speaker 1: not us in general, but the clean police or whatever.
Speaker 1: What people do with their bodies, it's none of my
Speaker 1: business until you try to lay in my bed or
Speaker 1: got my place, or sit your butt on something Like
Speaker 1: if a dirty friend came over to the house.
Speaker 2: Let's say the little dirty boy from Charlie Brown.
Speaker 1: He's so sweet, he's got scribbles all over him that
Speaker 1: he got bedbugs.
Speaker 2: And the dirty boy from Charlie Brown comes to your house,
Speaker 2: you won't let him sit on your couch. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be like, hey, do you mind put a sheet? Can?
Speaker 1: I I need you to stand by the door and
Speaker 1: do just a few bits. And I actually have you
Speaker 1: know what, I have house clothes, I have house closed
Speaker 1: for my guests.
Speaker 2: For guests, Oh, you don't need no bed.
Speaker 1: But again, I would give him one of my free
Speaker 1: shirts that I got from Arizona Icy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I shout out Arizona's girl. I told you I
Speaker 2: was gonna use that merch here too that you got.
Speaker 2: That's your house closed one. That's why I said I
Speaker 2: want I said, oh, that's what you showed up to
Speaker 2: the show. That was another show that I'll skip.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's okay. It's okay to skip. It's okay to
Speaker 1: skip things.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's our word for twenty twenty five. It's okay
Speaker 1: to skip stuff. It's okay to skip. You don't need
Speaker 1: to be an ever ask for more, but also skip stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we skipping things in twenty twenty five. You know what
Speaker 1: I'd be skipping to my lou. I am watching this
Speaker 1: new I got an arm repeat. It's a it's a
Speaker 1: song with Kailanie with this this gal named k One
Speaker 1: and they just had a music video come out and
Speaker 1: they are making out at the end of the video.
Speaker 1: Everyone is going they're literally going crazy because they're like
Speaker 1: are they together or are they friends? But then they
Speaker 1: were like, also, Kaylani, you ran through You're with every
Speaker 1: like person, every hot mask. Yeah, they said, she don't
Speaker 1: know when it let up. Well, what they said, she
Speaker 1: for the streets.
Speaker 2: What are the hot hot masks be with?
Speaker 1: They said that she was with Letitia from Black Panther,
Speaker 1: Black Panther, Yeah, this is it. Yeah, seven o's shake.
Speaker 1: But seven o' shake is also kind of for the
Speaker 1: streets as well.
Speaker 2: I don't know for me.
Speaker 1: Right, there was a moment where I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: I want to be that sexy lesbian that everybody is
Speaker 1: lusting after.
Speaker 2: They're like, no, you could absolutely be that. You know
Speaker 2: you when you said, way, I love a shawl bitch.
Speaker 1: Come on now, no modest fashion number, modest fashion.
Speaker 2: No, you might as well just put her jab on me.
Speaker 1: Baby well covered covered when last week or however many
Speaker 1: weeks ago when you announced that you were in a
Speaker 1: relationship to the people, people were in the comments upset. Really,
Speaker 1: I know, Becca told me and I said, god, damn,
Speaker 1: I said, I wouldn't know y'all.
Speaker 2: Don't y'all don't be in the d and will also
Speaker 2: have not looked at the dams. But there, I told.
Speaker 1: I told Beg, I said, everybody's so respectful. I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm Michelle Obama. Nobody is saying wild shit like
Speaker 1: what that mouth do or nothing. They're just like, hello,
Speaker 1: I just want to tell y'all I think.
Speaker 2: Amazing energy. Did you just call me ugly? What? Like,
Speaker 2: what what do you mean my energy?
Speaker 1: Sayund fine as fuck? You want to blow my back numb?
Speaker 1: Please do not do that in my DMS. That is
Speaker 1: disrespectful and it is against my religion to tell you
Speaker 1: my business.
Speaker 2: Kai Lannye dated Demie Levado. Yeah, yeah, and who did
Speaker 2: you guys say Kiara Russell?
Speaker 1: They listen, they said that said currently, They said Kaylani
Speaker 1: can take anybody's man woman child.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean.
Speaker 1: Anybody with a face tattoo, any female that I love
Speaker 1: it with a face tattoo.
Speaker 2: What they want to do?
Speaker 1: I want I want a neck tattoo so bad. I
Speaker 1: wish I was that person. I want to have like
Speaker 1: tat tatted up glove. I want to be tatt you
Speaker 1: doing god.
Speaker 2: I want to have thug life. You get to do that.
Speaker 2: I want to have two one two like I just
Speaker 2: oh harlem shake yes with a soda on the side.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I just want the word crab ragoon on my ankle.
Speaker 2: I love that for you. But it's like really cute. Fine, yes,
Speaker 2: So people are like what is that saying?
Speaker 1: You could be like, well, you know, what's his face?
Speaker 1: Wants to get a next tattoo, and I am encouraging
Speaker 1: him to do that really a next tattoo.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I've seen him. I don't know if
Speaker 2: you I am.
Speaker 1: I don't feel like it's gonna elevate him for really Yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in twenty twenty five, I'm like, if you like it,
Speaker 2: I love it. Girl.
Speaker 1: I no longer say my opinions in twenty twenty five,
Speaker 1: and yet hear.
Speaker 2: You out with a podcast given your opinions, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you. You know, we just sifting through
Speaker 1: the news, mess to current events. Okay, should we do
Speaker 1: mess or just living? And oh yeah, full thing of absolutely? Okay, here,
Speaker 1: let me just read. I just I just want to
Speaker 1: go through Kaylney's dating history as of June twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: Kiara Russell basketball player.
Speaker 1: And that person stay on Live on TikTok every time
Speaker 1: I open up the fucking app. She I said, Damn,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be with somebody who make me
Speaker 1: want to be on live every day after we break
Speaker 1: up and they be on Live. Yeah, people, be you
Speaker 1: gotta go outside. That's a bad breakup, you know. Shake
Speaker 1: Shake is hot, y g weird that.
Speaker 2: Was a weird one. That was I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: she might be going through something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why'd you was in twenty nineteen to twenty twenty,
Speaker 1: but that was the pandemic sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh so that don't count. Actually. Javon young White,
Speaker 2: the baby Daddy, Oh yeah, we know him through a
Speaker 2: through a friend Demi Levado Shana Negron. Let me see,
Speaker 2: looks like their sister. Oh you know what.
Speaker 1: And there's a thing in the lesbian community we love
Speaker 1: dating the like masculine versions of ourselves.
Speaker 2: And I can honestly say, never have done it. Never
Speaker 2: never dated somebody who looked like you for what? Two
Speaker 2: hotties better for who? Like i'man like I look the
Speaker 2: way I look. I don't need somebody.
Speaker 1: I want them to be similar body types, so I
Speaker 1: could wear their clothes, but I don't need to look
Speaker 1: at you and then see myself.
Speaker 2: That's that's growth.
Speaker 1: Yes, I was like, there was a time where they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: your partner, your partner who you do the podcast with.
Speaker 1: I said, we both wear long hair with her, and
Speaker 1: we both got long tresses.
Speaker 2: That's not my type.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been out with sending me many a time,
Speaker 1: and they'd be like, is your is.
Speaker 2: This your girlfriend? Is your girlfriend here with us? That's
Speaker 2: really like this? She here? Did you come? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I've been wearing my loose pants and big boots and
Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh gay, yeah MEAs I Oh big,
Speaker 1: big clothes, big clothes, short hair, flannel shirts, all that.
Speaker 1: That's not gay anymore. I just want to that's yes,
Speaker 1: that doesn't make anybody. I had the dude that I
Speaker 1: was sleeping with my situationship May he Rest in peace, was.
Speaker 2: Like, oh so you gay?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: Yes, please leave my house.
Speaker 1: I'm but taking in my house and you ask me
Speaker 1: if I'm gay because my hair is gone?
Speaker 2: You are dismissed. Goodbye? Let me talk you through it.
Speaker 2: Your car is outside god?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, messers just living? Yes?
Speaker 2: Mess or just living? Let's do it? Okay? Who all right?
Speaker 1: A friend is visiting in town and wants to do
Speaker 1: tourist things. They get there and you're like, nah, I
Speaker 1: just want to do chill stuff.
Speaker 2: Is that mess or just living?
Speaker 1: Don't come to my city where tourists thrive and ask
Speaker 1: me to do tourist things with you?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Like, you can do that, sol, and I'll thank you
Speaker 1: to the fun cool stuff.
Speaker 2: Yes, that I like where like real people go. I'm
Speaker 2: my couch. That's where the real people are.
Speaker 1: We were a nice little cocktail bar. We could get
Speaker 1: something to eat. That's not you know on trip Advisor.
Speaker 2: We could do other stuff. Why do you want to
Speaker 2: go to Statue of Liberty?
Speaker 1: Just explain to me what what could you possibly be
Speaker 1: getting out of that beach? We barely have liberty, liberty
Speaker 1: barely got it.
Speaker 2: Now you want to go see it? You want to why?
Speaker 2: Why do you want to go go to? What is it?
Speaker 2: Ellis Island? Not Ellis Island? Where the where the jail
Speaker 2: is at? Rikers? Rikers? Do you want to go to Rikers?
Speaker 1: People?
Speaker 2: People visit Rikers. They do tours that Rikers, Yes, they do.
Speaker 2: Talking through it. You want freedom? Hey, my man, you
Speaker 2: like freedom? Shut up ell Yeah.
Speaker 1: I've only ever seen the Statue of Liberty one time,
Speaker 1: and it's because my my cousins from Miami wanted to
Speaker 1: see it, and I was like, okay, but we're gonna
Speaker 1: get food after. Like, the only reason I went is
Speaker 1: because we were getting food after. Hey, nobody in their
Speaker 1: right mind wants to be in Times Square and we
Speaker 1: are near Times Square right now.
Speaker 2: We we we film near Time Square, and we're still like,
Speaker 2: can we move us to Brooklyn? Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, one moves to be in the midst of everybody
Speaker 1: with their phones and backpacks and shoes that are linked
Speaker 1: over being like can you taking a photo?
Speaker 2: Mare you taking? And not seventeen dirty Elmo no oh.
Speaker 1: In the Ninja Turtles, and it'd be so sad because
Speaker 1: they'd be on a vapes and it's like, sir, I
Speaker 1: know they don't vape, don't want you to listing up
Speaker 1: the mask and they're vaping and.
Speaker 2: It's like there's kids everywhere. You're scaring them.
Speaker 1: I mean, they let the Ninja Turtles live in the sewer,
Speaker 1: a little vape in their lungs.
Speaker 2: Knuckle. I said, get a job. They're like, I am
Speaker 2: doing okay, So you say that just living, Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: just living.
Speaker 1: It's messed to come to a city where somebody lives
Speaker 1: and being like, let's do toristy things.
Speaker 2: I don't want to do them, okay.
Speaker 1: The silent treatment, Oh, the silent treatment, I guess it's
Speaker 1: a little bit mess, but it's also a little bit mess,
Speaker 1: a little bit mass metal.
Speaker 2: I was raised on the silent treatment, but also I
Speaker 2: see that I was raised like my mom. When my
Speaker 2: mom and dad used to argue all the time.
Speaker 1: After the argument, after the blowout fight was over, my
Speaker 1: mom would.
Speaker 2: Just not talk to him for like weeks, and they'd
Speaker 2: be in the same house. She's cooking dinner for him
Speaker 2: every day.
Speaker 1: She's just not talking to him, would walk right by him.
Speaker 1: So the first boyfriend I had, we got into an argument,
Speaker 1: and I did the same thing. We got into an argument.
Speaker 1: I'm done talking, and you know, I'm mind you. I'm
Speaker 1: in his house.
Speaker 2: Crazy. He living a loft. There's no walls wild, but
Speaker 2: the walls is up here. Okay, you were built by
Speaker 2: the wall. He's the original wall. Baby. Something about the
Speaker 2: walls came tumbling down. They did not.
Speaker 1: They still up, but I yeah, And he stopped me
Speaker 1: like an hour or two into my silent treatment. He
Speaker 1: was like, whoa, listen, You're not going to ignore me
Speaker 1: in my house. And I was like, huh, because that's
Speaker 1: what I stand. Your ground, sir, I said, back.
Speaker 2: Up, don't don't choke hands. I wish I had the
Speaker 2: silent treatment growing up.
Speaker 1: My mom, my mom, or any anybody who was really
Speaker 1: they would not stop talking.
Speaker 2: Shut up. I've heard you, Okay, you told me, what
Speaker 2: else do you want? What more do you want from me?
Speaker 2: My good girl? I reach you to death right now.
Speaker 2: Stop it.
Speaker 1: They were always saying what they're thinking, what they're feeling,
Speaker 1: what's going on.
Speaker 2: It's like, hey, I've had it up to here. If
Speaker 2: I could leave, I would. I'm literally in high school.
Speaker 2: I have to stay here. Yeah. No, my mom would
Speaker 2: give my dad the silent treatment, but she'd.
Speaker 1: Be on the phone, like my mom is that Like
Speaker 1: she's on the phone telling everybody what happened a million times?
Speaker 1: Like you don't got to run the story back. My
Speaker 1: mom is the original podcast. Are you working towards? Uh?
Speaker 2: No, more silent treatments? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I can go silent on text, though, Like if we
Speaker 1: got like you gotta give me a moment, you know,
Speaker 1: like are you gonna are you help them?
Speaker 2: Are you gonna tell them, hey we're going silent or
Speaker 2: what are you doing?
Speaker 1: I just go off grid, babe, I just go off
Speaker 1: the grid. I'm for twenty four hours at least. I
Speaker 1: literally never know then. I don't know if you ever
Speaker 1: given me a silent treatment, because it'll be like, well
Speaker 1: I'm already not a good.
Speaker 2: Text, sup?
Speaker 1: So am I giving you the silent treatment, or am
Speaker 1: I just not responding to your text right mess?
Speaker 2: Or just living just living. I'm living my life. That's
Speaker 2: why I'm not texting. You're a damn lie. I'm living
Speaker 2: you literally like this. I don't sleep on my phone.
Speaker 2: My phone does not come into my room. I really,
Speaker 2: are you better than us? Yes? I am? And you
Speaker 2: know what.
Speaker 1: You have house clothes for your guests. I have a
Speaker 1: house case for me do And I saw that. I said, damn,
Speaker 1: that's the level of germophobe. I wish I can.
Speaker 2: You'll be on the dirty ass train.
Speaker 1: I saw a video the other day somebody literally had
Speaker 1: their booty cheeks but on the pole. Yeah, bare ass
Speaker 1: cheeks on the subway pole, shaking that thing.
Speaker 2: I don't touch the pole. It don't matter what you touch.
Speaker 2: You touch doorknops.
Speaker 1: People who touch the pole touch doorknob. I wash my
Speaker 1: hands every time you come in the house. For the
Speaker 1: most part, before you touch your phone, you wash your hands.
Speaker 1: I can't confirm or deny, but I wash my hands
Speaker 1: a lot, and I have the dryness in between to
Speaker 1: shuggers to show you that I washed my rad But
Speaker 1: I'm saying, before you wash your hands, that phone.
Speaker 2: Case has not been washed. That phone case been on
Speaker 2: this since when? If you okay you, if you talk
Speaker 2: about gifts, sis, I would like a new cover. How
Speaker 2: about that? Let me see, let me see what come from?
Speaker 2: You got what's what's the size of this? You figure
Speaker 2: it out.
Speaker 1: I don't want to touch it, certain I don't want
Speaker 1: touch your but cheek Doodoo phone? Okay, yeah, I phone
Speaker 1: Doodoo fifteen. All right, these new croc loafers.
Speaker 2: Did you see them? I did see that.
Speaker 1: What you think because you kind of like the ambassador
Speaker 1: of Crocs, I'm gonna say that on the wreck.
Speaker 2: Don't say that on the record.
Speaker 1: Your girlfriend went all the way to Moroccos and had
Speaker 1: had the crock in tow Okay.
Speaker 2: First of all, krok is a good airport shoe. It's
Speaker 2: a good flying shoe. It's ugly.
Speaker 1: If people, you know, see you, they're gonna be like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's what you But yeah, a croc loafer to me,
Speaker 1: it looks hot. It don't look like there's no breatheability there.
Speaker 1: I think one of the things about Crocs that's cool
Speaker 1: is there's holes.
Speaker 2: In it, so you you're fucking breathe breathing, So geting. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: but what about the style, Like you know.
Speaker 1: It just looks like a big ass black and white loafer.
Speaker 2: I don't like it.
Speaker 1: The podcast is sponsored by Crocs, so thank you so
Speaker 1: much for that pair.
Speaker 2: It's not the way I feel it. You're getting rocks
Speaker 2: from Crocs. I mean, hey, you know what, you know,
Speaker 2: it's a mess.
Speaker 1: I need people sending me stuff, send me whatever.
Speaker 2: If you making shit.
Speaker 1: If you got nails, lashes, Jada way to send me
Speaker 1: some lashes.
Speaker 2: I know they's seventy dollars, Like.
Speaker 1: What do well lashes sev Jada lash clusters Jada. They
Speaker 1: are arguing with Beyonce about her tickets, and Jada were
Speaker 1: her lash Well to be fair, if the lashes is
Speaker 1: seventy dollars, I know that means they like double triple lined.
Speaker 2: No they're not. They're actually very skinty. They're very sheltered.
Speaker 2: Oh I like that. Yeah, she's like, you want some
Speaker 2: Jadaway to lashes his friend. No, that's not the gift
Speaker 2: by wanting. I need it together. I need cover.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So how you feel about the loafers mess
Speaker 1: with just living. I think I think they work if
Speaker 1: you have long pants. I don't want to see your
Speaker 1: heel out, like the heel of it out? The can
Speaker 1: you put the the can you put these crock loafers
Speaker 1: in sport mode?
Speaker 2: No, no, they don't even have a back.
Speaker 1: If you had to go somewhere in those crop loafers,
Speaker 1: where you going tell me?
Speaker 2: Tell me your job interview that I'm about to bomb.
Speaker 2: I honestly I'll pull up in a funeral with those
Speaker 2: in white shoes. Yeah, chooes to a funeral, living or
Speaker 2: just mess.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it's living because we got to remove
Speaker 1: ourselves from this black Because if I'm using black as
Speaker 1: a chic day to day to stunt.
Speaker 2: On these holes, I don't need to use black as
Speaker 2: a Oh it's so sad, sorry for your loss.
Speaker 1: So you're gonna show up to the funeral in the
Speaker 1: white shoes absolutely like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah you know it wasn't me. You got dutchy wine
Speaker 2: on the dead blood.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm like this is first of all, I'm tired
Speaker 1: of everybody going it's a celebration. They're gone, my like farewell,
Speaker 1: don't like why do I have to be all sad
Speaker 1: and gloomy and black glasses?
Speaker 2: Like we need to be you know.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, you know what before we replay, before we
Speaker 1: leave today, make sure you send me your playlist for
Speaker 1: your funeral so I know how to turn off. We
Speaker 1: took it left. Friends have a celebration. I know you
Speaker 1: got a playlist, you have a here, right, but what
Speaker 1: for when you die?
Speaker 2: Send me the playlist and then you know what, you
Speaker 2: could also do the music for my funeral.
Speaker 1: Friend, I'm on antidepressants again, I don't even think about death.
Speaker 1: You've been on anti depressants for six minutes and then
Speaker 1: stop to change my ways. I now can see the light,
Speaker 1: the light. Do you see the light that's hitting me?
Speaker 2: Baby girl? Wait?
Speaker 1: Should Oh, there's somebody sent us away.
Speaker 2: Of a message.
Speaker 1: Let's read the message and then we'll let you, guys
Speaker 1: go back to your daily life and wrap it up
Speaker 1: without us, and wrap it up.
Speaker 2: Then wrap it up. Also, I see you. I see
Speaker 2: the reviews that people arelieving they're so nice. Everyone is
Speaker 2: there really doing their job? Do more? We need more reviews,
Speaker 2: more more.
Speaker 1: Dear Sidney, Oh, I see the mess already. Ah that
Speaker 1: is can we stop? Can we stop?
Speaker 2: I am not Sydney with the y at the end.
Speaker 2: Nothing gives that.
Speaker 1: That girl has a two pair of home. Sydney to ease,
Speaker 1: single mom?
Speaker 2: Okay, who works two jobs?
Speaker 1: That?
Speaker 2: I am single mom? You work two jobs? You a
Speaker 2: single mom?
Speaker 1: No, my mom My mom is a single mom that
Speaker 1: had two jobs. Sydney with too eas is like cool.
Speaker 2: Like she's the.
Speaker 1: One who's not doing drugs, but she got the numbers
Speaker 1: to the drugs if you need to do them.
Speaker 2: Sydney with two ease, Sydney with two ease. Okay, where's
Speaker 2: it ready? Hold one?
Speaker 1: Dear Sidney and Marie, I've been a fan since unofficial
Speaker 1: expert love It person would get taste. I really don't
Speaker 1: think you understand the power of your comedy and relevance
Speaker 1: of this podcast.
Speaker 2: I don't think we did a mess.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, y'all, straight up saving lives as a recovering addict.
Speaker 1: I'm thankful When I want to drink at work instead
Speaker 1: I tune into the podcast and I kid you not,
Speaker 1: it feels the same.
Speaker 2: We're getting yelled drunk. Let your your ears drunk it drunking.
Speaker 2: Oh I was good?
Speaker 1: Maybe, honor, Yeah, that was not good. I get so
Speaker 1: much dopamine from your convos. You've helped me get my
Speaker 1: life back. You are my heroes, and no, I don't
Speaker 1: want to hear the commentary on this statement because you
Speaker 1: are my heroes period. Oh my god, wish you both
Speaker 1: light life and success for Marie Polly pocket adventure with
Speaker 1: your Frankenstein man what and Sidney a silly bitch who
Speaker 1: laughs extra hard at your jokes and loves you unconditionally,
Speaker 1: my Pisce's queen. The mess is that we are all
Speaker 1: a hot mess and that's important.
Speaker 2: That's it. Love you now, way, let's go patch to Frankenstein. Way,
Speaker 2: I'm not a Pisces. I'm gonna query. Oh so not
Speaker 2: only did says on loops? What did I say? You
Speaker 2: were like as I.
Speaker 1: Said that, Well, I know that you're a fish, I'm dyslexic.
Speaker 1: Whatever the sign, I always I'm going to prices as well.
Speaker 1: I just know it's something we quarious. I am weary
Speaker 1: and I am drinking more water. We write that down,
Speaker 1: talk her through it, through it, and you know, we
Speaker 1: always bring it back in the pod.
Speaker 2: So yeah, that was nice. That was really nice. You
Speaker 2: feel oh is grumbling, but that was really nice.
Speaker 1: When I want you to drink at work, that's mess.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of pressure. So we so we your sponsors. Now,
Speaker 1: I guess call me, call me now. I'll be your cleo,
Speaker 1: your cleo. I'm glad that you get all that you
Speaker 1: get from us. This is really nice. Let's copy and
Speaker 1: paste it and put it in the reviews for the pot.
Speaker 1: We should we should put it in the dump should
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 2: We gotta put it in the Oh yeah, thank you, Bill.
Speaker 1: Let me screenshoted blessings, blessings, blessings and blessings and blessings.
Speaker 1: I'm glad that you're doing better. And I'm glad that
Speaker 1: this little raggedy hour and a half hour of bullshet
Speaker 1: that me and my sister in Christ do once a week,
Speaker 1: it is giving you everything that you need to get
Speaker 1: you through today.
Speaker 2: Talk her through. It is going to be the title.
Speaker 2: I don't care, You're good. I love that. That was nice?
Speaker 2: All right? Well I loved everything that happened here today.
Speaker 2: Did you hear that? People? She said, loved? Loved? That's
Speaker 2: love love. Oh I didn't know we were okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: I never know? What never know?
Speaker 1: Was me?
Speaker 2: She said, love? Y'all? That should I put love in
Speaker 2: the card?
Speaker 1: Is that how you feel like if you if you
Speaker 1: write love in his card to this nigga. Honestly, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna step in.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna step the fuck. I'm like, excuse me, l
Speaker 2: u V. This man gets l o V. E Oh,
Speaker 2: maybe I'll l u v it. I love what we've
Speaker 2: been doing again.
Speaker 1: I literally fell on the ground for when the campbell
Speaker 1: dropped you, you almost dropped on me.
Speaker 2: That's how. That's what I do for you, Sydney. But
Speaker 2: this man gets l B. Why I I ain't planning
Speaker 2: the whole day. I ain't planning ship. So there it is.
Speaker 2: You know what, good for you sis, good for the man?
Speaker 2: LUV him Ellie l V. Also another title for the episode,
Speaker 2: We're on the money. All right.
Speaker 1: Well that's it. We're all tapped out, we are. But
Speaker 1: you know what, we'll see you next week, Yes we will.
Speaker 2: Great day. Yeah, bye, stay fancy, y'all talk them through.
Speaker 1: Mess with Sydney Washington and Marie Foston is a production
Speaker 1: by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcast, created
Speaker 1: and hosted by Sydney Washington and Marie Foston. Executive produced
Speaker 1: by Olivia Aguilar and Hans SONI, super produced by Becca Ramos,
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