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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand to work with your significant other,

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Speaker 1: There's only one way to truly turn them on, and

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Speaker 1: that is to pack up and leave work early. Are

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Speaker 1: we can get out. Oh my god, you're turning me on.

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Speaker 1: And that's exactly what happened the other day. That's where

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Speaker 1: we got the sound first sounds, trendy audio that you

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Speaker 1: can steal from our social media to use for your

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Speaker 1: social media. It's a Jewil Show and some days are

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Speaker 1: very long days here at the studio. Alex and I

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Speaker 1: are married. If you didn't know that, if some days

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Speaker 1: we're working and both of us are like I want

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Speaker 1: to do, and it's obnoxious than there was those days

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Speaker 1: the other day the microphones are on when that happened,

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Speaker 1: and this is what Alex said, are you packing up

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're turning me on. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's get out of here. And then on the car

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Speaker 1: ride home, like so about that turned on things? She's

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Speaker 1: like you that's the sound today for sounds trendy audio

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Speaker 1: for your social media. And speaking of moneys and having

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Speaker 1: to go to work, imagine having to do that for

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Speaker 1: eighty four years at the same company. Some dude in

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Speaker 1: the same company eighty four years. Eighty four years at

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Speaker 1: age fifteen, and then he got promoted to sales and

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Speaker 1: check this out. Eighty four years later, he's the sales manager.

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Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say, CEO. Yeah, sales manager

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Speaker 1: eighty four. That's a loyal dude, if you ask me,

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Speaker 1: I've cried while quitting. I quit my job and went

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Speaker 1: Hey you did that. Hey it's producer Bennett. Okay, So

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Speaker 1: now tell us a story. I took a job where

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Speaker 1: I was like doing street surveys, which is like really hard.

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Speaker 1: So you know, one of the dudes that stands outside

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Speaker 1: And then you're like, hey, do you have a minute,

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Speaker 1: and people go no, I don't. Yeah. And one day

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Speaker 1: I was just like it was raining and no one

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Speaker 1: don't and I'm like, I'm never coming back. Take the vest,

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Speaker 1: take this, take every take the best, take the high path, goodbye.

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Speaker 1: And then I got home later that day and I'm like, dang, rents,

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Speaker 1: do still how to return the next day? That's hilarious.

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Speaker 1: You quit like that. You're like, I'm out. That sounds trendy.

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Speaker 1: I'm back now. I realized I needed money, so I'm back.

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Speaker 1: Yesterday I was out, but here I am again. Can

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Speaker 1: I have my best? Yeah? Okay, here's that sound again

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Speaker 1: pucking up right now? What are we leaving? Yeah? Fege,

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Speaker 1: Go ahead and grab that at the Jewels show, follow

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Speaker 1: all of us individually. I'm a jewal Fresh. I'm at

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Speaker 1: that Drea Evan on the radio. I'm a Christian Grace

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Speaker 1: now I'm at Bennett Knows. And remember, if you use

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Speaker 1: I would use the sound when I see you, Jewel,

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Speaker 1: because he's my husband packing our bags to go somewhere warm.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, are you packing up right now? What are

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Speaker 1: you're turning me on. Boom, it happen. Yeah, if you're

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Speaker 1: I don't have any plans, but hey, since you're turned on, now,

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Speaker 1: when my random hook up understands the assignment. Pucking up

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're turning me on. That is probably

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Speaker 1: the most appropriate way to use that sound. Come on

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Speaker 1: and get that at the Jewel Show. Use that in

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Speaker 1: your social media. If we see it and we like it,

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Speaker 1: we'll share it on ours. Your phone braank up is

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Speaker 1: every single hour on the twenties. Your next one is

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Speaker 1: coming up in just a few minutes. It's the Jewel Show,

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Speaker 1: the Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone brame

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties. Thank you for calling. How

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Speaker 1: may I help you today? Hi? It's Jensen. Oh, Hi,

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, this is funny. I'm the new person here.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, okay. They told me that they hired a

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Speaker 1: And I did not hear you state your name. I

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Speaker 1: heard the name of the business, but not the name.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if they told you, but I prefer

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Speaker 1: all the employees at my gallery to identify themselves by

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Speaker 1: name as well as the gallery gallery first name. Second.

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Speaker 1: But let's start there. Oh right, well, you know, going forward,

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Speaker 1: I will adjust that wonderful try it on for size.

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Speaker 1: for size? Please try it one time? Please? Thank you

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Speaker 1: for calling. This is Sunny. How may I help you? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to ask you to do that one more time.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, more customer service, a little more friendly. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're a new hire. I haven't had the chance to

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Speaker 1: really work with you yet. My name is Jensen, the

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Speaker 1: owner of the art gallery that you're working at right

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Speaker 1: now that you're standing in right now. Yes, I understand, sir,

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Speaker 1: I do apology. I know we haven't before, but I've

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Speaker 1: I'm guess I'm just a little confused where this is coming. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's surprising, really, honestly, I feel like that's surprising right

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Speaker 1: now that you're getting good feedback based on the way

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Speaker 1: more time and then I can move on to other

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Speaker 1: business because I'm busy. Ye, sure, thank you for calling.

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Speaker 1: This is Sunny. How may I help you. That'll do.

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Speaker 1: That'll do for now. Enough stress on me today. I

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Speaker 1: don't need to be thinking about that. Um okay, is

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Speaker 1: needed for me? I'm calling because I'm concerned with some

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Speaker 1: a pristine art gallery wearing clothes that you bought at

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Speaker 1: Bacteria World. Excuse me, I don't understand what you're now. Literally, yeah,

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Speaker 1: not literally a store called Bacteria World. But I was

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Speaker 1: to give all of my clientele as staff infection. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's keep the thrift clothes at home. Oh okay. So

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Speaker 1: This is completely unprofessional and frankly I expected something better

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Speaker 1: for a company like here in the smile, I'm not here.

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Speaker 1: if you're going to pull out your teeth. Okay, well

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Speaker 1: now I'm smiling. That sounds fun. Oh good, Well at

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Speaker 1: least one of us is. Actually this is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from Jewels Show doing a phone prank on you and

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Speaker 1: your boyfriend Mark set you up? Hello? What yeah? Mark? Guys,

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Speaker 1: Oh thank you so much. If you guys could do

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Speaker 1: me that clip of her saying I'm dirtied and covered

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Speaker 1: in bed bugs the Jewel Show on demand It's time

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Speaker 1: Floor of the Roses only on the Jewil Show text

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Speaker 1: It was random out of the blue. People just like

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Speaker 1: to tell us things on the text message board, So

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Speaker 1: text in four or six one tell us whatever you want.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was appropriate because it's time for war.

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Speaker 1: this is Caitlin and Caitlin apparently thinks that her boyfriend

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Speaker 1: as Alex Fresh would say something sketch mc gatch. Definitely,

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Speaker 1: these people are sketch mcgash. Kaitlyn, what's up? How are

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Speaker 1: but it sounds like what's going on right now? What

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Speaker 1: is going on? I have been dating my boyfriend Jack

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Speaker 1: for a while and lately he's just been being really

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Speaker 1: weird about when I can come over to the house. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you guys don't live together yet? No, oh, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: what do you mean that he's being weird about coming

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Speaker 1: Are perfect? You think makes everything better? Everybody does. Um. Caitlin, Hey,

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Speaker 1: go on? It will The Jewels Show on Demand jewils,

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret these times for your dirty little secrets.

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Speaker 1: So somebody's on the phone. We don't know their name

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Speaker 1: So how are you on the phone? You? I'm good.

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Speaker 1: I could use that little smile things because my dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret's a little frustrating, really a little frustrating. Why

421
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Speaker 1: is it frustrating? Well, I'm kind of frustrated. I mean,

422
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Speaker 1: but I'm also kind of excited and I'm nervous and

423
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Speaker 1: I'm scared. It's just it's a big day, you know,

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Speaker 1: Today's today? Wait, today the day? Yeah, a lot going

425
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Speaker 1: on with your do little secret there. Frustrated, nervous, excited. Yeah,

426
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Speaker 1: it sounds like emotions. Yeah, what's going on, buddy? What's

427
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Speaker 1: the day? I am? I am a ball of emotions. Um,

428
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Speaker 1: I'm breaking up with my girlfriend today? Oh oh why Yeah,

429
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Speaker 1: that's the problem. I feel bad. It's just like we're

430
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Speaker 1: not compatible anymore. Like it's just a kind of gizzled out.

431
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Speaker 1: Wow do you think do you think she has any

432
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Speaker 1: idea that it's coming. No, I don't think so that's

433
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Speaker 1: why I'm so nervous. Do you guys live together or

434
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Speaker 1: how long have you guys been together? Actually about a

435
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Speaker 1: year and a half Okay, and you said no, you

436
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Speaker 1: don't live together, so that makes it easier. Yeah, and

437
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Speaker 1: she's not. Probably she was planning to move in, and

438
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:14,919
Speaker 1: that's kind of a problem. Well, good for you for

439
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,800
Speaker 1: cutting it off before it got further. And then you

440
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Speaker 1: have to do it later when you already know you

441
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Speaker 1: know it would suck. What if she's planning to propose today, Sure,

442
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Speaker 1: she calls in with a dirty little secret later and

443
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Speaker 1: she's like, I'm proposing to my boyfriend and later today

444
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Speaker 1: it's not really Uh, I mean that's that's kind of

445
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Speaker 1: a sweet secret. Yeah. Yeah, so you're breaking up with

446
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Speaker 1: your girlfriend today. She has no Are you sure she

447
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Speaker 1: has no idea? Because most of time you think the

448
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Speaker 1: relationship has got to a point where both people kind

449
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Speaker 1: of know that somebody could break up at any moment. Yeah, um,

450
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Speaker 1: but you don't feel like it's there. It's gonna be

451
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Speaker 1: She's gonna be completely shocked. No, that's the problem. Like

452
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,800
Speaker 1: a month ago, she's the one to suggest it moving

453
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Speaker 1: in and so like she's totally on board with this,

454
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Speaker 1: and you now I know I'm not. Wow, well good luck. Yeah,

455
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Speaker 1: I wish you the best. I've not bedn't play playing

456
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:02,880
Speaker 1: it over in your head over and over again, trying

457
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Speaker 1: to fake, you know, the speech that you're going to

458
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,439
Speaker 1: give her, or what you're gonna say. Oh yeah, I

459
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:09,640
Speaker 1: mean I've gone over it my head time and time again.

460
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Speaker 1: I know what I want to say. It's just hard

461
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Speaker 1: to actually say. You know. Yeah, well, can you give

462
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Speaker 1: us a taste. We'll let you do a dry run

463
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Speaker 1: through right now. You want to practice on, Alex, No, no,

464
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Speaker 1: don't do it. I want to hear it. I want

465
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Speaker 1: to hear it. It'll help you, It'll help you run

466
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Speaker 1: through it one time. So okay, all right, give me

467
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Speaker 1: your best shot. I just don't Okay, it's already bad.

468
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:33,040
Speaker 1: It's already it's already bad. All right. First, I know,

469
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Speaker 1: but I mean you didn't even say hey, like you

470
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,680
Speaker 1: weren't even soft at all. It's like, Alex, we need

471
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Speaker 1: to talk y hey, babe, hey, sit down for a second.

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Speaker 1: You know, none of that can Maybe maybe you should

473
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Speaker 1: start it like that. See this is good. That you're

474
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Speaker 1: running through it now. No. But I talked to a

475
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Speaker 1: friend and he said, don't call her babe. He's like,

476
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Speaker 1: don't say any pet names, don't say anything. Just get

477
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:53,679
Speaker 1: to it, like ripping off. That's a bad friend. It

478
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,119
Speaker 1: is ripping off a band aid. You don't need to

479
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Speaker 1: call her babe. That's true. Actually, don't do that. No,

480
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Speaker 1: just call her by her first name. We won't ask

481
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Speaker 1: what it is. It's a little secret. So if her

482
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:05,399
Speaker 1: name's like Claire, but like hey Claire, and then she'll

483
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,359
Speaker 1: know what's up already and she's like, oh, he's breaking

484
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:11,359
Speaker 1: up with me, so you I really should say hey Claire.

485
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Speaker 1: We should talk Like if before I say it, I mean,

486
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Speaker 1: I don't say her name, say her name, you know,

487
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Speaker 1: if her name is not Cla. No, I'm not going

488
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Speaker 1: to say her real name. I know. I know I'm

489
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,960
Speaker 1: saying when you talk to her, I'm saying her real name.

490
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,160
Speaker 1: I'm saying, when you talk to her, say her real name.

491
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Speaker 1: Don't say Claire. Yes, I know, I was just making

492
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Speaker 1: a joke. We're for the example. If I call her Claire,

493
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Speaker 1: maybe she'll think I'm dating somebody else and that's what

494
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:40,000
Speaker 1: you can do. But yes, call her by her name,

495
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Speaker 1: So give us a taste of it real quick. Okay, Hey,

496
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Speaker 1: I don't think this is working out, and I think

497
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 1: we should maybe take a break. Nope, Nope, that wasn't good.

498
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Speaker 1: You can't say take a break because we're not planning

499
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:56,359
Speaker 1: on getting back with her. So hey, I am just

500
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,359
Speaker 1: not in love with you anymore and I'm not feeling it,

501
00:25:58,400 --> 00:25:59,879
Speaker 1: and I just think that it would be best for

502
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,000
Speaker 1: out of us to move on before it gets any

503
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 1: further and waste people's time. So I mean, I'll always

504
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:06,720
Speaker 1: you know, adore you and love you, and I hope

505
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 1: you're the best. You'll always have a special place in

506
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Speaker 1: my heart. But so just repeat that and you should

507
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:14,040
Speaker 1: be good. M Yep, I'm writing it down. And if

508
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:15,800
Speaker 1: that doesn't work, just tell her you started dating someone

509
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Speaker 1: named Claire. The Jewel Show on Demand, Welcome to the

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Speaker 1: I n N The idiot Who's Network where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news For Monday, May second to twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh And that pause was on

513
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Speaker 1: purpose for dramatic effect, not because I almost forgot the date.

514
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Speaker 1: Your technology is trying to kill you. Tell you more

515
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Speaker 1: about that in just a second. First, let's meet the idiots.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't prepared, but I'm all as fresh. Well, my

517
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Speaker 1: story is cool, so it's coming up. It's cool. And

518
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Speaker 1: why are the police listening to Disney music? Well you'll

519
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Speaker 1: find out my story Gray Snow. And if you're having

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Speaker 1: a problem with your Jumbo Jack Burger, you might not

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Speaker 1: be able to speak to a manager sometime soon, Karen

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Speaker 1: coming up on that in my story. Just coming up

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Speaker 1: in my story. Okay, more on those just a second

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Speaker 1: before your first story of the day. And the i Ndadians.

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Speaker 1: We're aport the news. I've been saying it for a

526
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Speaker 1: long time. Eventually, the robots are going to rise up

527
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Speaker 1: and kill us all. And a YouTuber named Lucas Risotto

528
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Speaker 1: maybe Risotto, that's a post something like that, right, His

529
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 1: name is not that important anyway. He's a technology guy,

530
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 1: but he found out that technology is trying to kill

531
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Speaker 1: us because he hooked his microwave up to artificial intelligence

532
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,199
Speaker 1: technology and checked this out. After he did that, the

533
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Speaker 1: microwave started asking him to get inside it. Then he

534
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 1: tricked the microwave somehow that he got inside and it

535
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:35,440
Speaker 1: closed the door, turned on and tried to cook him.

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Speaker 1: That is what terrified? An't that scary? It's absolutely terrified. Yeah,

537
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 1: so there's more proof that machines are eventually going to

538
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 1: rise up and take over, and also more proof that

539
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 1: you need to be very nice to your microwave. When

540
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 1: we get home today, I'm going to clean it, I'm

541
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,239
Speaker 1: gonna polish it, I'm gonna hug it again, and I'm

542
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:51,919
Speaker 1: gonna pack our stuff up, and we're moving to the

543
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 1: sticks and building a bunker. I like that even more

544
00:27:55,840 --> 00:28:00,720
Speaker 1: where there's no electricity the idiot news networ whereiots aren't

545
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 1: just in the news. For our next story, let's send

546
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Speaker 1: it on over to Alex Frey, I who was on location.

547
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:10,720
Speaker 1: I met Takashi six nine thus head. Yeah, he was

548
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,159
Speaker 1: leaving a Miami club the other night and he got

549
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 1: socked in the back of the head. I thought he

550
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Speaker 1: was going to get out of prison and go into

551
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Speaker 1: witness protection. Yeah, so he obviously is not laying low. No, No,

552
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Speaker 1: that's all that's happened to him so far as he's

553
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Speaker 1: got socked in the back of the head. He looks

554
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,360
Speaker 1: like he's five foot one and a ton of fun.

555
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Speaker 1: With all those colors that he's wearing. It looks like

556
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Speaker 1: a ghetto clown. Actually, all right, sending it back. He

557
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,399
Speaker 1: doesn't really have a rap career anymore, but he's probably

558
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Speaker 1: doing children's parties in the hood, they would cry, sending

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Speaker 1: back to This is the i n N, the Idiot

560
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Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't just in the news the news,

561
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Speaker 1: and for our next story of the day, let's send

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Speaker 1: it on over to English. Evan who is on location California.

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Speaker 1: In California, are you whispering? I'm in California, where a

564
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:01,840
Speaker 1: lawmaker says that police in Santa Anna have been playing

565
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:05,959
Speaker 1: loud copyrighted Disney music so that videos of them on

566
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 1: patrol would likely be taken down. They've been doing that

567
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 1: for a while now. Really, yes, the cops have been

568
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 1: playing music whenever they do stuff. Yeah, that's copyrighted so

569
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 1: that people can't post online about what they're doing. Oh

570
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,400
Speaker 1: my god. Yeah. So imagine you're getting arrested and then

571
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 1: this comes on. You get pulled over and you just

572
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 1: hear this blaring the police car behind you, and you're like,

573
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 1: what's going on. I don't know how anybody could get arrested.

574
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I just want to start dancing things.

575
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:34,520
Speaker 1: I'd be crying. This sounds so sad. You never heard it,

576
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 1: you know I have. Let me see your hands, Like,

577
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,880
Speaker 1: why is the let it ghost? Why are you playing?

578
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it? Let me see your hands? Can

579
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 1: we play music from the line. And at some point,

580
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 1: because you're dealing with especially the LAPD, because that is

581
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 1: a crooked organization, Ye, you're gonna be in handcuffs being like,

582
00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 1: let me go, let me promiss. I was just speeding,

583
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 1: let me go. I don't speeding. And that's all I

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Speaker 1: half sent it. This is the I N nbadiot News

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Speaker 1: network radios aren't just in the news. For our next

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Speaker 1: story of the day, let's send it on over to

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Speaker 1: Christian Gray Snow, who is on location also in California, handcuff.

588
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,960
Speaker 1: I'm on location in San Diego, California, where a company

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Speaker 1: called Miso Robotics dropped a press release saying that they

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Speaker 1: are going to participate in a pilot test program that's

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Speaker 1: going to place Miso's fast food robots Specialist, which is

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Speaker 1: called Flippy two and Jack in the Box. Yes, so

593
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Speaker 1: the robots will fill in on repetitive frying and drink

594
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Speaker 1: pouring tasks with the ultimate goal being implicate spending less

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Speaker 1: time at these machines. Ventially, the robots are going to

596
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Speaker 1: rise up and kill us all and Jewell Fresh and

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Speaker 1: the more technology is trying to kill you. I'm moving

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Speaker 1: to the sticks and building a bunker where there's no electricity.

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Speaker 1: Is the Idian News Network, We're it's aren't just in

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Speaker 1: Your phone prank happens every single hour on the twenties

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Speaker 1: Demand it's another jewil phone. Frank Mornings on the twenties. Mike, God,

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Speaker 1: did you just see who walked in the front door.

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Speaker 1: It's Karen from h R. They're going to get China

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Speaker 1: right now. No, she's literally going to get hired. Hey. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I don't mean to cut you up, but I think

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Speaker 1: this is Chefs. I canna help Tina. It's Pete over

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Speaker 1: on them on the North campus. Did you know your

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Speaker 1: team manager Frankie was over here selling drugs to Paul.

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that I just saw that happen outside

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Speaker 1: of my chumicle. What is going on? Who is this?

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00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 1: This isn't Tina? Is it is this Tina? No? No? What? What? No?

627
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 1: This is down the wrong? I must have down the wrong.

628
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Cheffin. How gonna help you? Giselle? It's Gary

629
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 1: from the North Campus. I cannot believe it right now,

630
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 1: But she's Sharon. She's being fired for selling her lemon cakes. Wait,

631
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 1: what the hell is going on? Who are you? What?

632
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 1: Why do you guys keep calling me Sharon? This is

633
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,959
Speaker 1: not sharing. Where were you looking for? I'm not that person.

634
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 1: Well if you do see Shotton. Please let me know.

635
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 1: I don't even know this person. Just leap stop calling me. Okay, Hello, dude, dude,

636
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 1: she a dude. She just callt fired And then did

637
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 1: you see what? Did you see what Karen did do her?

638
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 1: She slapped her in the face? You know what? This

639
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 1: is getting frustrating? Do you even work it? Yes? I do,

640
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:33,480
Speaker 1: but I'm trying to. I'm trying to dial JJ's line.

641
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 1: But just do me a favor and act like you

642
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 1: heard nothing what I just said. Okay, I don't even

643
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 1: know JJ. I don't exactly, so if anybody asks, you

644
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 1: don't even know who it is. Thanks, goodbye, Hello, I

645
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 1: got the crazy scute for you right now. Oh my god, Todd,

646
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 1: did you hear that Alexis and her work husband JJ

647
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 1: got cat hooking up in the bathroom just a second ago?

648
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 1: It's crazy, it was you could you got the wrong extension?

649
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 1: Stop calling me? Okay, Hey, um, I was trying to

650
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 1: dial Todd's extension. This is my name's well, don't worry

651
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:09,279
Speaker 1: about my name, and do be a favor. Don't tell

652
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 1: anybody that somebody just told you about Alexas and her

653
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 1: work husby hobby JJ. I mean that is some juicy stuff.

654
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:17,360
Speaker 1: Please get that to yourself. Okay, you didn't hear it

655
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:24,800
Speaker 1: from me. Hello, Delilah, it's Dale. I brought my boots,

656
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 1: I got my horse outside and I'm ready to go.

657
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 1: You you coming home down? This isn't no please, Hi, Deliah.

658
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 1: Obviously my name is Delilah. Okay, I'm a male dude.

659
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:40,839
Speaker 1: Just did you say you like the post office? Man?

660
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:43,720
Speaker 1: This ain't no damn post office, It ain't no subway.

661
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:46,680
Speaker 1: It needs the damn grand ol opry. This is my death,

662
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:50,320
Speaker 1: my extension. I keep getting all these calls, bro, and

663
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 1: enough is enough. Okay, this is my death my office.

664
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 1: Do you understand? And I'm not no damnedan Lilah. So

665
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 1: this isn't Delilah, No damn it. I said that. I'm

666
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:08,360
Speaker 1: not delying with man. What Okay, we'll get him on

667
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 1: the phone. We'll get him on the phone and ask him.

668
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:11,840
Speaker 1: But so that wasn't you hooking up with JJ. No,

669
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 1: you're working. Oh my god, it wasn't it. Who was

670
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:15,759
Speaker 1: it there? Hey? I don't know who it could have been.

671
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:19,120
Speaker 1: Oh hey, hey, what's up? Alan? It's a it's it's

672
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 1: it's Pete Alexis and then Dale Dale and we got

673
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 1: some hot gossip. We want to update you on something though.

674
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:28,919
Speaker 1: First look, I don't care who look up with who,

675
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 1: who's smashing I don't give you. Leave me alone and

676
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:33,799
Speaker 1: let me work. Well, we have to tell you it's

677
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:37,760
Speaker 1: a prank phone call. First. What Yeah, this is actually

678
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,440
Speaker 1: the Jewel Show. Yep, this is Jewel, This is Alex,

679
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 1: this is Evan, and we're doing a phone prank on you.

680
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:47,880
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah, your girlfriend as Mina set you up.

681
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:52,919
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh wow, we'll get the hot gossip going,

682
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 1: she said. She said, you guys work in the same

683
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:58,120
Speaker 1: office and there's always kind of stupid gossip that goes on. Yeah,

684
00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:02,359
Speaker 1: this is crazy. Oh my gosh. I was getting so flustered. Man.

685
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 1: First I had my freaking door open. I was started

686
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 1: cur I slammed my Oh my gosh. The Jibil Show

687
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 1: on demand. First day follow up time for your brand

688
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 1: new first date and follow up, and Todd is on

689
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 1: the phone. Todd went on a date with a woman

690
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:23,319
Speaker 1: named Sally, and now Sally is nowhere to be found. Todd,

691
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,040
Speaker 1: thank you for your email, Thank you for agreeing to

692
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:27,319
Speaker 1: do a first day follow up. Before we get into

693
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 1: your date. Where'd you meet? Sally? We met on Facebook?

694
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:35,479
Speaker 1: You'd like to send me a friend request? And dude,

695
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 1: it was crazy like it. As soon as I accepted it,

696
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:41,839
Speaker 1: we started talking. So, you know me personally, I was like, hey,

697
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:45,359
Speaker 1: God sent me an angel in my DM, God send

698
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:51,840
Speaker 1: me an angel heavens good girl? Pretty good? Yeah? It

699
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 1: was actually all American idol. And how long has it

700
00:36:54,600 --> 00:37:00,399
Speaker 1: been since you heard from your angel? Um? Like two weeks? Yeah, yes, yes, weeks.

701
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,400
Speaker 1: I mean so we went on a date, like we

702
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 1: were talking for a couple of weeks, you know, and

703
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:09,320
Speaker 1: then't boom man, she literally just disappeared. I mean, I

704
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 1: don't know she I don't see her on Facebook anymore.

705
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:16,360
Speaker 1: I mean it's crazy. I'm pretty sure she lives on campus,

706
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 1: but I just I haven't seen her either, So, like,

707
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 1: I don't know, what's the deal. Did she like delete

708
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 1: Facebook or she's just not like active. I don't I

709
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 1: don't see her, Like I tried to pull her up.

710
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 1: I guess she deleted it. I don't block. Yeah, yeah,

711
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 1: it's given blocked. I wonder why, though? What did you

712
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,959
Speaker 1: guys do for your date? We met downtown at a barn.

713
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 1: We just had some advertisers and drinks and just chopped

714
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:41,279
Speaker 1: it up, you know, for a few so it's pretty chill.

715
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 1: How did you feel like the vibe? When did you

716
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 1: guys get along? It went crazy? I mean it was good.

717
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 1: She was awesome. Sally was awesome. I mean she's literally

718
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 1: everything I mean did I ever wanted a woman like?

719
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:57,719
Speaker 1: I was like, whoa, this is crazy. I mean she's smart, crazy, funny.

720
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:00,360
Speaker 1: She made me feel good. So she's every thing you

721
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 1: wanted in a woman, except in real life now because

722
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:06,799
Speaker 1: you can't talk to her, she's not calling you back.

723
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:12,239
Speaker 1: Sorry that sounded harsh. Yeah, it's the truth, though, she's

724
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 1: not calling you back. So how did the date end? Yeah? Okay,

725
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 1: so I mean I mean we ended up back going

726
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 1: to my house. Uh, had a few more drinks and

727
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 1: kind of kind of hooked up. Yeah, almost got a

728
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 1: home run, you know, almost almost. So what did you

729
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 1: do then with her? I couldn't I couldn't find my magnums,

730
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 1: you know, I couldn't find Wow, Yeah right, I wouldn't

731
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 1: believe it, man, I was. I was really so close.

732
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 1: If I had to use magnums, I would always know

733
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 1: where they are because they'd be on my coffee table

734
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:50,799
Speaker 1: so everybody could see them. Yeah, those are magnums. That's right,

735
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:56,360
Speaker 1: you need one o. Yeah, I mean, I mean we

736
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,320
Speaker 1: had a great time. I mean it was cool. I

737
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 1: mean this sucked out, you know. I was just happy

738
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 1: to be with her though, honestly so so you guys

739
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 1: didn't So you guys didn't do anything because you couldn't

740
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:11,280
Speaker 1: you didn't have protection on Yeah, all right, pretty much? Okay, Okay,

741
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,400
Speaker 1: Well that's smart. I mean, you know, protection is a

742
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 1: good thing that I mean safe and sorry. Yeah, yeah,

743
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean yeah, I mean that's why I

744
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:22,239
Speaker 1: was thinking. So, so, why do you think then she's

745
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 1: ghosting you? Did you tell her that you needed Maybe

746
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 1: she's scared. She's like, I've never been with somebody who

747
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 1: needed Magnal's before, thank you. Yeah, I mean that that

748
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,840
Speaker 1: could be it. I don't know, but she didn't seem

749
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:37,279
Speaker 1: to care. I mean, in fact, it seemed like she's

750
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 1: like impressed. Honest. I mean, I don't know. I don't know.

751
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean I don't know. Maybe maybe she failed.

752
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 1: I was too much of a gentleman. I don't know.

753
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 1: I thought I was just doing the right thing or something.

754
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 1: I don't Okay, okay, I don't know, man, it's weird, dude,

755
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,319
Speaker 1: I don't know. Right. Well, we'll see if we can

756
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:54,759
Speaker 1: figure it out for you. Is anything awkward that you

757
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 1: can think of at all, or like any part in

758
00:39:57,120 --> 00:40:00,319
Speaker 1: the night where like her vibe changed. It was a

759
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:04,840
Speaker 1: little awkward for a moment, but we moved on, you know,

760
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 1: like the rest of the night was smooth. I mean

761
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:09,359
Speaker 1: we like took a little nap and then I walked

762
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 1: into her car, and I mean I said I couldn't wait.

763
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, I can't wait to see her,

764
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 1: see her again, so see you again. But she was

765
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 1: cool with that. Know did she respond to you or

766
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 1: just smile? Nah? You know we we we smile, had

767
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,799
Speaker 1: a smaller tissy smiled. It was pretty cool. I mean

768
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 1: she seemed like genuine all right, Well, we'll play a

769
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,319
Speaker 1: song come back, and then call her and see if

770
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:31,879
Speaker 1: we can figure out why she's not calling you back

771
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 1: with your first date follow up. Next, it's the Jewel

772
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,400
Speaker 1: Show the first Date follow up. Todd is on the

773
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,880
Speaker 1: phone and Todd isn't getting a call back from a

774
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:41,920
Speaker 1: woman he went on a date with named Sally. He

775
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,240
Speaker 1: had a typical date with Sally went out to dinner

776
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 1: some drinks, and he almost hit a home run, except

777
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 1: he didn't have the proper cover for his bat. They

778
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:54,239
Speaker 1: went back to his house and he said they were

779
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 1: about to hook up, but he didn't have any coverage

780
00:40:57,719 --> 00:41:00,640
Speaker 1: that is appropriate for him because he uses magnums. If

781
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:06,239
Speaker 1: you don't know what they are, big, they didn't have

782
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 1: anything to be safe to hook up, so they didn't

783
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 1: hook up, but they still hung out to the little nap.

784
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 1: He walked her to her car and then they kissed

785
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:14,279
Speaker 1: and he said, I really had fun. Hope to see

786
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 1: you later, and she seemed like she want to see

787
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,319
Speaker 1: him again. But now she's not calling him back. So

788
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 1: we're gonna call her and see if we can figure

789
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 1: it out. All right, Todd, you ready for us to

790
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,879
Speaker 1: call Sally and figure out why she's not getting back

791
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 1: to you. Oh? Man, huh yeah, yeah, I'm trying to

792
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 1: seal the deal. All right, All right, here we go.

793
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call her right now. Hello, Hi, man, I

794
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:52,840
Speaker 1: speak to Sally. Please. Um, this is Sally who's speaking? Hi? Sally?

795
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 1: This is jew Bowl Fresh. I host a show called

796
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 1: The jew Bowl Show, and that's a radio show and

797
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 1: I'm Alex Fresh and I hosted Jewel Show. It's a

798
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 1: radio show called The Jewel Show. And I and I'm

799
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,799
Speaker 1: English Evan and I co host The Jewels Show. It's

800
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 1: a radio show. Cooled The Jewel Show. And I'm not

801
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 1: his wife. And I'm Christian Graystone. I'm the digital producer

802
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 1: for a radio show called The Jewels Show. And I'm

803
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 1: also not Jewel's wife. Okay, Hi, So have you heard

804
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 1: of the show before? I have? Okay? Nice? Have you

805
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 1: ever heard us do a segment on the show called

806
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 1: a first Date follow Up? Yes, we do a segment

807
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 1: called the first Date follow Up. It's where if you

808
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,399
Speaker 1: go out on a date with someone and then ended

809
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:34,919
Speaker 1: up ghosting them, that person can email us to get

810
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 1: you on the phone and find out why. And you

811
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 1: seem like a smart person, Sally, So, why do you

812
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:43,920
Speaker 1: think we're calling you right now? Oh my god? Are

813
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 1: you serious? Right now? Yes? You went on a date

814
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 1: with a guy named Todd recently and you're not calling

815
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:54,319
Speaker 1: him back, and he wants to know why. I mean,

816
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 1: I don't know that I would call it a date,

817
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 1: but I do. In fact, Noah, Todd, what on earth

818
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 1: did he tell you? Um? Well, he said that he

819
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 1: liked you a lot, he said. He said, actually you're

820
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:09,319
Speaker 1: everything that he would want in a woman. And he said,

821
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:11,480
Speaker 1: you guys went out for dinner, drinks, went back to

822
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 1: his place, and you know, mess around little bit there,

823
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 1: and then that was it. That's the last he heard

824
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 1: from you. And he wants to know why. He said,

825
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:19,400
Speaker 1: he's trying to find you on Facebook too, but he

826
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:22,440
Speaker 1: can't because either you um shut down your Facebook or

827
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 1: you blocked and probably blocked him. Yeah, so girl, what happened?

828
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:31,320
Speaker 1: Uh yeah I I hella blocked him? Um? Oh no, yeah,

829
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:36,400
Speaker 1: what happened? I mean he seriously got into with a

830
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:38,960
Speaker 1: radio stason to get in touch with me. I don't

831
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 1: even really like him. Well, why don't you just then

832
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:43,240
Speaker 1: respond to him? We really want to know what happened.

833
00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:45,399
Speaker 1: But yeah, you can just respond and be like I'm

834
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 1: not interested. Yeah um yeah, I only even hung out

835
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:54,400
Speaker 1: with Todd because I wanted to get back at his girlfriend.

836
00:43:54,719 --> 00:44:01,319
Speaker 1: What come on his girlfriend? You clearly need a lot

837
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 1: of background on this guy, so there's a lot that

838
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:05,879
Speaker 1: he has not been telling you. Give us the tea.

839
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 1: What okay, guy touts sleazy like he's a creep? Oh really?

840
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:12,479
Speaker 1: Oh it seemed like a nice guy. But you don't

841
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 1: know why is he a creep? Oh? So he seemed

842
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:16,880
Speaker 1: like a nice guy. Did he tell you when he

843
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:19,279
Speaker 1: talked about our date that he has a girlfriend? No,

844
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 1: he didn't know that part. Yeah he did not. Yeah,

845
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:26,360
Speaker 1: he's been painting her for like two years. And you

846
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 1: knew this before going out with him, or you know

847
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 1: it now. That is specifically why I went out with him, Okay.

848
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:35,480
Speaker 1: I was all about seeing how far he'd go with

849
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 1: me so that I could take it back to her

850
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:43,799
Speaker 1: and completely ruin their relationship. What jesus you? So you

851
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 1: don't know Todd from before though, You just know that

852
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 1: he's sleazy and cheats on his girlfriend. So you talked

853
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:50,799
Speaker 1: to him on Facebook, went out with him, saw far

854
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,720
Speaker 1: he would go, jess, so you could ruin his relationship? Yeah,

855
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:59,239
Speaker 1: because he's dating a total book. Okay, Oh my gosh, No,

856
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:02,400
Speaker 1: she's she's the main problem here. She did the exact

857
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:08,160
Speaker 1: same thing to me. Did you say when you were

858
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:12,319
Speaker 1: in high school? You're still on that? Look, she is

859
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:15,279
Speaker 1: the reason that me and my ex broke up. So

860
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:20,360
Speaker 1: when I saw that she was dating fleasy Todd and

861
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 1: he accepted my friend request on Facebook. It was like, okay, okay,

862
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 1: let's see how I can use this because I wanted

863
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 1: to see how hard go well Rose and A Seriously,

864
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:34,839
Speaker 1: so did you ruin his relationship? Then? Did you tell

865
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 1: his girlfriend that you guys were messing around? Not yet,

866
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 1: I really want to do it in a way that

867
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:43,560
Speaker 1: it's going to like ruin her life. You know, it's

868
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:46,759
Speaker 1: it's all not timing. Guys. Well there's that saying, hell

869
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 1: hath no fury like a woman scorned? Damn. So since

870
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 1: since high school you've been thinking about getting her back.

871
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 1: She finds, she gets a boyfriend, and then you hit

872
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 1: him up, and now you're going to ruin that relationship. Look,

873
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say that had been like thinking about it

874
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:02,920
Speaker 1: for years, not like a criminal mastermind. I saw an opportunity.

875
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:06,800
Speaker 1: I took advantage, and now I have to tape the

876
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 1: tape up. There might be a video you filmed it. Hey,

877
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 1: payback's a bitch, guys. You cannot do that. That's illegal.

878
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 1: I think. No. I just I had my phone recording

879
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 1: so you can hear us, and you can hear him.

880
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I mean I guess I know why you're

881
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 1: not calling him back. Yeah, and Tod. And Todd's probably

882
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:28,680
Speaker 1: freaking out right now because he is actually on the

883
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 1: line listening and wants to talk to you, or wanted

884
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:33,959
Speaker 1: to talk to you. He's on the phone now. Yeah, sorry,

885
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 1: I forgot to tell you, man. I mean, I don't

886
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,719
Speaker 1: even know what to say. Man, are you serious right now?

887
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 1: Are you this whole? Who's serious? I want to know

888
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:48,319
Speaker 1: you left out a big part of your story, bro,

889
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:54,320
Speaker 1: I mean, mandoe, dude, Please, you cannot send those photos.

890
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 1: I mean, why would you do this? I mean I

891
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 1: actually loved you back up. It sounds like this could

892
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 1: work out. Sally. Would you like to go on another

893
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:11,359
Speaker 1: date with Todd? Will pay for it? Um? Hell no,

894
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:16,040
Speaker 1: there is a perfect place for cheaters in hell. And

895
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 1: you know, maybe Todd Ken can call the radio station

896
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 1: back when his girlfriend gets the message, Sally, please listen,

897
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:32,400
Speaker 1: don't lovely so sorry Todd. Oh it's so tough. I

898
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 1: mean all the time we spit together. I don't think

899
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:37,800
Speaker 1: Sally's playing. I think she's I don't I know it's serious.

900
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 1: I would be freaked out if I were. You also

901
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:41,840
Speaker 1: shouldn't have cheated on your girlfriend. You wouldn't be in

902
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:49,279
Speaker 1: this situation period. I just want Sally. I don't even

903
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,240
Speaker 1: want to get back with my girlfriend. I want Sally.

904
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:54,880
Speaker 1: That is total bull Todd. I literally just saw a

905
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:58,720
Speaker 1: picture that she posted of the two of you yesterday.

906
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 1: All right, dude, Yeah he posted it, but we took

907
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:05,799
Speaker 1: it like weeks ago. He's still trying. All right, let

908
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 1: it go, yea, consider this first date, follow up done,

909
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 1: and let you guys handle this off the air. But

910
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:13,279
Speaker 1: update us, let us know how it goes. Can't wait

911
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 1: to seriously? Then Jewils show on demand, Then Jewels show

912
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:28,759
Speaker 1: on demand, Jewels Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hello, Hey, how

913
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 1: are you good? Are you doing? I'm uh sorry, I

914
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 1: spoke for you. I'm good. Yeah, I would. I don't

915
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:38,239
Speaker 1: know who you're asking. If you're asking you, Chevin, he's good.

916
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:43,799
Speaker 1: You have a dirty little secret? I do? All right,

917
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:46,600
Speaker 1: then let's hear it. Oh yeah, So I'm a merchandise

918
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 1: or I was a merchandise there for a long time,

919
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 1: and I, you know, working grocery stores, go and stock

920
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:55,680
Speaker 1: them and stuff, and like I basically just started taking

921
00:48:55,719 --> 00:48:58,200
Speaker 1: food and drink and stuff from the stores, you know,

922
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 1: and just eating those little breaks that I got here

923
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:07,280
Speaker 1: and there. I started out kind of stealing candy from stores.

924
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:10,960
Speaker 1: When I was like eight years old. I just realized

925
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 1: how easy it was me too. I think every kid

926
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:17,440
Speaker 1: stole some candy from a convenience store at one point. Yeah,

927
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 1: but you're still doing it as an adult. Um. Yeah.

928
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 1: I mean ever since I got my new wife, I

929
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 1: don't do it as much because she's like, it's like

930
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 1: a murder to her, stealing from a store. Yeah, you

931
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,360
Speaker 1: don't have to tell her. Yeah. So that's why I

932
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:34,280
Speaker 1: love my wife, because like I will purposely not swipe

933
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 1: something at a you know, one of the ones where

934
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 1: you go through the self serve thing, and I'll come

935
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 1: home and be like, I got this banana for free

936
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 1: because I didn't swipe it. She's like, hell yeah, or

937
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 1: if like the checker doesn't check the bottom of it,

938
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:47,239
Speaker 1: I don't say anything. I know she doesn't like I

939
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:49,719
Speaker 1: would easily just let something go and not even tell her,

940
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:51,719
Speaker 1: and like she thinks it's the work. One of the

941
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:54,880
Speaker 1: biggest things about my dirty little secret. It's pretty crazy.

942
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 1: So I love steak, and I used to eat steak

943
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,759
Speaker 1: all the time. And you know, once you really get

944
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:04,480
Speaker 1: to know how the store works and like who's watching

945
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 1: and who's not, I've probably stolen over a hundred steaks.

946
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:13,040
Speaker 1: They actually started putting the little tags for the door

947
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 1: at the exit, like where it'll be in the underneath

948
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:19,440
Speaker 1: the stickers at one of the stores by my house

949
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:21,239
Speaker 1: because they can't figure out who. Wow, I just have

950
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:24,000
Speaker 1: a question, No, where do you put your steak when

951
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:27,759
Speaker 1: you're hiding it? So one of the coats that I

952
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 1: got from my job, I had huge pockets in it

953
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:35,320
Speaker 1: and you literally cannot even tell if there's a freaking

954
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:43,040
Speaker 1: like pound RIBI in there. Yeah, the whole steak thing

955
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:45,719
Speaker 1: is probably the craziest because I didn't even think about it.

956
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 1: One day and I went to I grabbed a steak,

957
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:49,360
Speaker 1: I put it in my pocket and I went to

958
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:54,319
Speaker 1: leave and it went off. Oh my god, like my

959
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:57,799
Speaker 1: heart sink. Yeah, I'm like, what you know? So I

960
00:50:57,920 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 1: get in my car and I look and yeah, they

961
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 1: have those little things on them, and I'm like, I

962
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:07,400
Speaker 1: probably stole over a thousand dollars. So you bolted on

963
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 1: the spot when it went when it went off, No,

964
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:10,960
Speaker 1: you did the smart thing. You didn't bolt, right, you

965
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,960
Speaker 1: just walk through Like, I don't know why I did that.

966
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:14,840
Speaker 1: I don't know. Like, if you guys ever go to

967
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 1: a grocery store, Like those things go off all the time.

968
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 1: Workers don't even look, they never checked them. And if

969
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 1: they do look, and if you just keep walking, no

970
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:26,760
Speaker 1: staying from experience, like I've ever shopped, you just keep walking,

971
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,080
Speaker 1: they just go, oh, it must be a malfunction. Meanwhile,

972
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:34,759
Speaker 1: you just can't act like it was you. Yeah. But

973
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:39,759
Speaker 1: one more thing, just another stuff. Well, I had a

974
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:41,880
Speaker 1: buddy that actually used to we used to do it together.

975
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:45,240
Speaker 1: Basically we both have the same job. And this dude

976
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:49,799
Speaker 1: was crazy. Um. One time from a he stole an

977
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 1: entire mattress of memory phone Macro like don mattress. Okay,

978
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:58,240
Speaker 1: that guy's genius to and be able to steal that. Wow,

979
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:00,920
Speaker 1: what how do you? Yeah, Like he took it out

980
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:02,799
Speaker 1: of the back of like the receiving doors when no

981
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:04,720
Speaker 1: one was looking, like it's like four in the morning,

982
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,880
Speaker 1: put it in his car. But I told him, I

983
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:11,319
Speaker 1: was like, dude, you're stupid because they actually wanted to

984
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 1: like how many of those do they sell a year?

985
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 1: Exactly right? You stay had three of them in stock,

986
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:23,319
Speaker 1: like one thing. Sheasily just go back and look, yeah, one, two,

987
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:26,880
Speaker 1: So he just walked out, Yeah, the front door. He

988
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:29,359
Speaker 1: took it out the back to his car. Oh god,

989
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:34,120
Speaker 1: yeah the receiving doors. Wow, that is a Netflix show.

990
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 1: Watch How I still this? Yeah? I used to work

991
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:41,880
Speaker 1: at hotels. All I did was take toilet paper. I

992
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:43,959
Speaker 1: should have taken a lot more. I take toilet paper

993
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 1: from here The Jewel Show on Demand. I know it's Monday,

994
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:53,839
Speaker 1: but did you take part in the TikTok trend over

995
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 1: the weekend and you're spending your entire Monday on the toilet?

996
00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 1: If not, congratulations your Monday. It's not that bad. It's wrong.

997
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:05,520
Speaker 1: Move Monday. The segment we do every Monday at this time,

998
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:09,840
Speaker 1: feel better about your Monday by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible,

999
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:13,560
Speaker 1: no good, very bad decisions. And over the weekend there

1000
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 1: was a trend on TikTok of people drinking Alivera juice,

1001
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 1: and apparently there's been a rash of diarrhea outbreaks because

1002
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:26,000
Speaker 1: according to doctors, Alivera juice has been used in laxatives

1003
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 1: for even longer than it was actually a juice that

1004
00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:31,399
Speaker 1: you could buy in store. So that happened, and people

1005
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:34,080
Speaker 1: are spending their Monday on the toilet because they took

1006
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:38,000
Speaker 1: part in a TikTok challenge that is crappy and make

1007
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:41,160
Speaker 1: your Monday less crappy by hearing about other people's crappy decisions.

1008
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 1: It's wrong move Monday calls up eight to eight three

1009
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:45,440
Speaker 1: four three one oh six one, text in four one

1010
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:49,359
Speaker 1: oho six one. Hey Bryce, what's your wrong move? I'm

1011
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:52,320
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. I might be inspired for this. Whoa

1012
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:58,319
Speaker 1: like today? Yeah? Okay, what happened? What wrong move did

1013
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:01,440
Speaker 1: you make? I got invited to a company party. It

1014
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:03,799
Speaker 1: wasn't officially a company party for like a lot of

1015
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:06,239
Speaker 1: people for my job. Well, at this party, it was

1016
00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:08,600
Speaker 1: like a barbecue type thing, and you decided to go

1017
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:12,040
Speaker 1: first wrong move. I'm sure you know I had fun,

1018
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 1: but I might have had a bit too much to dream. Okay,

1019
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:22,279
Speaker 1: and let's just say I went skinny dipping, but no

1020
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:30,000
Speaker 1: one else did, So you just decided to go skinny dipping.

1021
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:31,920
Speaker 1: Nobody else at this party that was kind of a

1022
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:35,040
Speaker 1: work party decided to do it with you. Yeah. I

1023
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:37,799
Speaker 1: forgot about it until I got a video from like

1024
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:41,239
Speaker 1: a coworker, like on like snapchat, Like they took a

1025
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:43,560
Speaker 1: Snapchat and I'm just like jumping in the pool naked

1026
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 1: and just doing a lot of being very extra appropriate

1027
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:51,160
Speaker 1: that they filmed it. First of all, you have an

1028
00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 1: hr complant on your hands. And then I woke up

1029
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 1: to a calendar invite to have like a meeting with

1030
00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:02,759
Speaker 1: my boss this morning. Oh no, idea, nap, Oh it's

1031
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:05,200
Speaker 1: for you. Maybe he wants to go. Hey, I saw

1032
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 1: what you did over the weekend. That's skinny dipping. And

1033
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:11,560
Speaker 1: next weekend you and me, let's go somewhere. Could be good?

1034
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:16,160
Speaker 1: Do you have an could be good? You need a race? Yeah? Yeah,

1035
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 1: I don't think that's what it is, but I mean

1036
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:21,759
Speaker 1: that's my wrong move. I might beginning five today, but

1037
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 1: I've been looking for a new job anyway, so it

1038
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:28,120
Speaker 1: was worth it. Then. Obviously, you know what, if they

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Speaker 1: fire you just go ahead and streak down the hallway,

1040
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Speaker 1: give them one last look, and then Jerry McGuire out

1041
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Speaker 1: of there. Every Monday at this time, feel better about

1042
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:40,080
Speaker 1: your case of the Mondays by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible,

1043
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 1: no good, very bad decisions. Call us up eight to

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Speaker 1: eight three four three one oh six one text in

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Speaker 1: four one o six one. I had a big wrong move,

1046
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Speaker 1: the TikTok thing or something else. You're defecating your bed again, Yeah, no,

1047
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:53,239
Speaker 1: my wrong move. Is the twenty fifth of every month.

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Speaker 1: That's me and my girlfriend's anniversary of the month. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the monthly anniversary. So yeah, you're keeping track of your

1050
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:03,279
Speaker 1: month anniversary years? No, yeah is wow a month anniversary

1051
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:10,719
Speaker 1: another month? Yeah, underneath our belt. So I decided to

1052
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:13,920
Speaker 1: send the normal monthly text my girlfriend. Remember the twenty

1053
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:17,319
Speaker 1: fifth of every month is their anniversary of the month.

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Speaker 1: So you sent her a text? D and I offended

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00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:24,799
Speaker 1: to a sister by accident. Oh my god. I told

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00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:26,719
Speaker 1: her sister that I love Let me read the whole

1057
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:29,800
Speaker 1: text because it's it's tragic, so I said, mourning me

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Speaker 1: a more. Okay, hold on this, Yes, I don't don't

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00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:42,279
Speaker 1: read anymore, was thinking. English Evans sent this to his

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Speaker 1: girlfriend's sister, a text that was another question I had.

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Speaker 1: Why are you question? Yeah, why are you in texting

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Speaker 1: with her sister? But English Evans sent this to his

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00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:55,080
Speaker 1: girlfriend's sister on accident. He meant to send this to

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Speaker 1: his girlfriend. Here you go, Evan, there now read us.

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Speaker 1: The text plays that you accidentally sent your girlfriend's sister

1066
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:06,200
Speaker 1: instead of her mourning me and more happy twenty fifth.

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Speaker 1: I love you more than I could ever really put

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Speaker 1: in words. You mean so much to me and I'm

1069
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:14,360
Speaker 1: so proud of you every day. I love you. You

1070
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Speaker 1: are my MEA Moore. Her sister's fourteen. What are you doing?

1071
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:23,360
Speaker 1: Because she's playing national soccer at the moment, So I

1072
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,840
Speaker 1: congratulated her on the fact that she made the team

1073
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:28,520
Speaker 1: and had a great game. I know there's an easier

1074
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:30,800
Speaker 1: way to do that. What you tell your girlfriend? Hey,

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00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:36,200
Speaker 1: tell your sister seconds so you don't have to text her.

1076
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:40,400
Speaker 1: At least you didn't get a text back from her

1077
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:43,720
Speaker 1: being like I've been waiting. He did you try to

1078
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:46,800
Speaker 1: text your girlfriend happy anniversary, But you texted her fourteen

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00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:50,240
Speaker 1: year old sister happy anniversary and told her how much

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00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:52,640
Speaker 1: you love her, and you might be going to jail.

1081
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Speaker 1: Your Monday is looking pretty good, isn't It's wrong? Move

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Speaker 1: Monday every single Monday at this time. Feel better about

1083
00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:01,080
Speaker 1: your Monday by hearing about other people terrible, horrible, no good,

1084
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:03,280
Speaker 1: very bad decisions. Allright, Remember you can follow the show

1085
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:04,960
Speaker 1: on social media at the Jewel Show, follow all of

1086
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:07,280
Speaker 1: us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh and at that dres,

1087
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:09,040
Speaker 1: I'm at Evan on the radio, I'm a Christian grass

1088
00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:11,680
Speaker 1: Now I'm at Bennett News. One time, I accidentally sent

1089
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Speaker 1: my mom a picture that was meant for somebody else.

1090
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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Okay, And she replied, she

1091
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Speaker 1: just said, it's nice to see. You'll always be my

1092
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:30,200
Speaker 1: little boy. Block back. It's so uncomfortable your phone prayingmen

1093
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Speaker 1: is every single hole on the twenties. Your next one

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Speaker 1: is coming up in just a few minutes. It's The

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show. The Jewel Show on demand,