Speaker 1: Motherfucking miniyar So Mini episode, motherfucking mini your So. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another fantastic episode of My Mama Told Me, the
Speaker 1: podcast where we dive deep deep into the pockets of
Speaker 1: black conspiracy theories and tried to prove the theories of you,
Speaker 1: the listener, which stanking you, stinking bitch by you, thank booty,
Speaker 1: bitch wipe, that's you. You knew you didn't finish wiping
Speaker 1: when you got up, you idiot. That's why you bought
Speaker 1: the white wipes because of your actions you. I don't
Speaker 1: care if you're in a rush. You finished fucking wiping.
Speaker 1: You stayed till the job's done. That's what I always learned.
Speaker 1: The job can't wait, your asshole, can't you you and
Speaker 1: it's what you're doing. I didn't. I'm like Sinkerman and
Speaker 1: and we're we're coming in hot today hot and like today.
Speaker 1: I love that poop talk, yeah, poop, And we don't
Speaker 1: do a lot of poop talk on this podcast. I
Speaker 1: would we could get there and then we could start
Speaker 1: we I'm not opposed to it, I'm not above it,
Speaker 1: but but I am identifying that's not where we're at
Speaker 1: at the moment. I got bron guidess ain't nobody got
Speaker 1: time for it. I couldn't agree with you more honestly,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you the true that pressed that because it
Speaker 1: said it said sweet Brown and that's the name of
Speaker 1: the lady and not Yeah, I thought the description of
Speaker 1: the audio. I thought it was poop based. That's all me.
Speaker 1: That's me. Do you know? Sweet Brown? After that video
Speaker 1: ended up getting sponsored by like a dental company and
Speaker 1: like did a full like series of dentists commercials and
Speaker 1: got her teeth fixed and like sober and ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was really nice. That's the best. I hope that's
Speaker 1: how it goes for the corn Kid. I don't have
Speaker 1: a lot of hope for the corn kid. Yeah, the same,
Speaker 1: Like six white people keep showing up everywhere he is
Speaker 1: to interview him and be like, I still want you
Speaker 1: to be the corn kiding He's like, yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll be the corn Kid. I guess like this is creepy, bro. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want it. I want it to go that way,
Speaker 1: but no, it started for me. I love that. That's
Speaker 1: how you feel about the corn Kid for sure, as
Speaker 1: one of those where you gotta talk a little nasty
Speaker 1: to him. So that he gets out of there and
Speaker 1: that makes a different choice. Talk a little nasty to him.
Speaker 1: That's how you get the titties on your forehead. What
Speaker 1: are you talking about? I don't know. But we got
Speaker 1: an email. This is exciting. We got an email them
Speaker 1: from a person named Whitney. Whitney said, sent us an email,
Speaker 1: and she said, well, the the subject of the email
Speaker 1: that's more important at the moment. The subject of the
Speaker 1: email is by racial booty. Mini episode, is what she
Speaker 1: she's calling this. Yeah, that's what I think is the
Speaker 1: only thing worth calling this episode is by racial booty.
Speaker 1: But she said, my mama didn't tell me this, but
Speaker 1: I'm a mom, so I'm I told me that. Okay,
Speaker 1: I like what you're doing. Whitney. She said, if a
Speaker 1: girl is by racial you can tell which parent is
Speaker 1: black by her body. I grew up with some biracial
Speaker 1: girls like, yeah, I thought you might like this. I
Speaker 1: thought this might spark your interest. Is complicated, Yeah, she says,
Speaker 1: I grew up with some biracial girls who all had
Speaker 1: the same daddy but different white moms. Holy shit, all
Speaker 1: of them had a big booty except for one. There
Speaker 1: were like six of them. There were very attractive girls,
Speaker 1: and this stemmed my interests in this subject. I have
Speaker 1: a thing for looking at people's butts, so over time
Speaker 1: I noticed that the black slash white biracial girls with
Speaker 1: black daddy's have a nice ass, whereas the girls with
Speaker 1: the white dad's have white flat booties. Most of my
Speaker 1: references are from people in my life, so celebrity examples
Speaker 1: besides Holly Berry. But I trust that you and David
Speaker 1: will get the thorough is most detailed research on the topic.
Speaker 1: Bye bitch, Whitney, Well, Whitney. Hell yeah. I also liked
Speaker 1: to look at booties, all right, and and a third
Speaker 1: on that one, I I would say, uh, unanimous decision.
Speaker 1: We all like to look at booty. Yeah. I think
Speaker 1: it's across the board as far as this side of things,
Speaker 1: that is a that is a I see. Take. Here's
Speaker 1: the thing about biracial We need a bigger sample group. Mmmm.
Speaker 1: It's what I think, right, because she's only talked about
Speaker 1: black being mixed with white. And I think, as we
Speaker 1: know from having been across this great nation of ours,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of things you can mix black with. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can mix black, but pretty much everything. It's like
Speaker 1: the color of clothes, it goes with everything. It ain't
Speaker 1: gonna ruin that outfit. Put it on you whatever you
Speaker 1: need to. I will say that that as I think
Speaker 1: about women in my own life who are biracial with
Speaker 1: black dads, one of them doing we having big butts.
Speaker 1: I told you I don't. I don't know that this
Speaker 1: affirms the conspiracy or denies it, but I do know
Speaker 1: that that if I'm looking at my own sort of
Speaker 1: like uh, catalog of bucks that I've seen on mixed girls,
Speaker 1: then black daddy's be popping. I'm trying to think. I'm
Speaker 1: trying so you know you obviously, I'm trying to find
Speaker 1: the exception to the rule. I'm trying to think if
Speaker 1: I've ever known a mixed woman with the white father,
Speaker 1: and and I am drawing a blank. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: that's a tough one. And I wonder, I wonder if
Speaker 1: I was a white father, but flat you know, that's
Speaker 1: not what. You gotta beat it till it's till it's
Speaker 1: good and smushed that walking around your house. I just
Speaker 1: wonder culture. I wonder literally he'd have to be like
Speaker 1: she didn't get that from our side, right, Like that's
Speaker 1: probably like alienating between you and your big booty daughter.
Speaker 1: I yeah, it's it's almost, uh, there's an obligation to
Speaker 1: explain the body somehow for for this white dad to
Speaker 1: be like, well, it's complicated, you see, whereas like I
Speaker 1: think for a mom, it's it. Women are much more
Speaker 1: progressive and just can be accepting of each other's forms
Speaker 1: whatever they they probably are. Are you saying that the
Speaker 1: big booty jeans in black men are so dominant that
Speaker 1: they will take over like they kind of take over
Speaker 1: the small I if I'm to follow what she's suggesting correctly,
Speaker 1: I think she's suggesting that, much like receding hairline, the
Speaker 1: genius passed through your father's side, not your mother's side.
Speaker 1: That's if I'm understanding what it's being laid out here,
Speaker 1: that big booty comes from your daddy. Here's the research
Speaker 1: that I want that a lot of people aren't bold
Speaker 1: enough to take on. Do these dads have asked? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I like that, Bill Clinton? Do these fathers have asked?
Speaker 1: Because I and it's a good question, all right, do
Speaker 1: you have the power to to pass this ass on directly?
Speaker 1: Or is it more? Is this skipping generations? Asked? Kind
Speaker 1: of fine, right, like is it some more? Is it
Speaker 1: more of a recessive thing? But because it's like, because
Speaker 1: I'm willing to under to me, it makes more sense
Speaker 1: that these dads just got asked and maybe yeah, I
Speaker 1: got a thick daddy and yeah, yeah, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. He he played on the line, but he
Speaker 1: was a tight ending thickness is as thickness does, and
Speaker 1: I does yeah, and I does it. That does the thickness.
Speaker 1: I think that that makes more sense to me than
Speaker 1: the dad's holding some But I mean it is like
Speaker 1: the hairline thing, like, right, it might be recessive that
Speaker 1: the death I just this is gonna there's no way
Speaker 1: to say this that doesn't sound complicated. It is wild
Speaker 1: to me that I may be carrying the power of
Speaker 1: the butt of my mother Like that feels like the
Speaker 1: sins of the father type of situation. Well, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't think big butts are a sin. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is yeah, you're you're really uh, you're fighting some stuff here.
Speaker 1: I'm backing myself into a strange Brewish shaped corn. There's
Speaker 1: a cora that that Olivia sent us that says, is
Speaker 1: the size of your butt genetics or not in a
Speaker 1: person responded by saying the size of your butt is
Speaker 1: going to be attributed to four main things. Your bone structure,
Speaker 1: This is your changeable genetics. I don't know what bones
Speaker 1: gotta do with all that meat. Uh, the original and
Speaker 1: insertion points of the gluteous muscles. Again, genetics. How large
Speaker 1: your butt muscles are can have variation based on how
Speaker 1: much of your little or how little you train the muscles, however,
Speaker 1: still constrained by genetic potential. And then how much fat
Speaker 1: stored on your butt. The numbers of fat cells you
Speaker 1: have is genetic, but how full these fat cells are
Speaker 1: can be changed. Call me crazy, but this sounds like
Speaker 1: he was written by a white dad, right, Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's a white dad being like, well, statistically and scientifically
Speaker 1: genetics say you can't have fat cells or talk about
Speaker 1: if you really want a big butt, then believe in
Speaker 1: your button. Maybe where was this answer? January six? January
Speaker 1: six was just ah, it's a regular day in the afternoon. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was having a good time. I feel like for
Speaker 1: this conspiracy for me, the jury is out, I gotta
Speaker 1: go to the field. Yeah, I'm I'll say this. I
Speaker 1: think in general I'm tending to agree with the conspiracy,
Speaker 1: or at least feeling feeling open to the possibility of
Speaker 1: it being real. The only person who's coming to mind
Speaker 1: that I feel like might disprove this is Mariah Carry.
Speaker 1: Mariah Carries, the celebrity that keeps popping in my head.
Speaker 1: Who ain't all right? So I'm a black man. I
Speaker 1: there had to be a black man in that. And
Speaker 1: she ain't. She ain't that, she ain't got no fat ass,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Up top? Yeah? No, And hey,
Speaker 1: I love a good segments account, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: But the most intimate detail I've ever shared on a podcast, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I I I'm for it. I would just like to
Speaker 1: know if this is I'd like to know if the
Speaker 1: dad's got asked or if it is a recessive gene
Speaker 1: that we're all holding, because if we're all holding the power,
Speaker 1: two more fat asses in the planet, Oh man, that
Speaker 1: is proof of the patriarchy, if if ever there was
Speaker 1: one of not only us wielding the power, but us
Speaker 1: not in fact blessing and bestowing everybody with it. It's like,
Speaker 1: if that's what makes me feel like it might be
Speaker 1: from the dad's having asked and not this recessive gene.
Speaker 1: Here's the way. Here's the challenge I posed to the
Speaker 1: listeners today. Go find Mariah Carey's father. Take a picture
Speaker 1: of that ass. Find a picture of that ass. Help
Speaker 1: us understand. Is Mariah Carey's dad thick and therefore this
Speaker 1: this theory is disproven, or is Mariah Carey's dad flat
Speaker 1: bootied and therefore the genetic tracing that we're talking about
Speaker 1: could pop posibly be true? And we got to do
Speaker 1: more theorizing, or rather more testing in the field. Complete
Speaker 1: nothing about that. Hell, yeah, this is this is on y'all.
Speaker 1: We need we need your help to find out if
Speaker 1: Mariah Carey's dad was in fact thick. My mama told me,
Speaker 1: as a community, it is time for you to come together.
Speaker 1: What the fuck do you have to do besides find
Speaker 1: us Mariah Carey's thick Ask daddy or not thick? Daddy him?
Speaker 1: Why Whitney. I hope that this helps. I hope that
Speaker 1: this is at least it seems if if I'm landing
Speaker 1: this plane, I'd say that it's you have our support.
Speaker 1: It seems like we've at least gotten the ball rolling. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're not bumping up again. Sometimes people send us stuff
Speaker 1: and we're immediately like, no, this is silly. How dare you?
Speaker 1: You ain't being silly baby girl? You you want into
Speaker 1: something here. No, I'm all for this. I'm all for this.
Speaker 1: You have our support. We look forward to to sharing
Speaker 1: the results with you as they roll in and uh man,
Speaker 1: this is I love this. Now I get to go,
Speaker 1: I get to go stareing mix mixed asses and uh
Speaker 1: and just yeah and just be like, no, baby, I'm
Speaker 1: doing my job. Run that back. I'm gonna be watching
Speaker 1: girlfriends all night. Yeah, but damn trazy Tracy as a
Speaker 1: black mom and who who come on sitting on a
Speaker 1: hump Oh yeah, oh man, just like that thing is
Speaker 1: that thing is great? She's doing well dad and her
Speaker 1: dad pretty white guy, white guy. This is this is
Speaker 1: starting to work against you here, Whitney. I don't know, well,
Speaker 1: guess guess sitting us all the butts you can. We'll
Speaker 1: start through that butts and and pictures of daddy's that's
Speaker 1: why we and that's and then we'll we'll make up
Speaker 1: some kind of a float chart and we'll get back
Speaker 1: to you. You should hear from us at the top
Speaker 1: of the year. I think, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Well
Speaker 1: we'll have we'll have some conclusive evidence one way or not.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of things moving and shifting around here,
Speaker 1: so it'll take a second, but we'll get you. We'll
Speaker 1: get you. Some mad boy, could you tell the people
Speaker 1: where they could find you? And what cool should you
Speaker 1: have going on? Find me a cool guy? Jokes, Sadies seven,
Speaker 1: come out to see me at a show and uh,
Speaker 1: you know, look at your light skin butts for me
Speaker 1: and tell me what you I second the light skin
Speaker 1: butts part. And as always you can follow me at
Speaker 1: Lengthston Kermit on all platforms. And that's that's all of it. Bye, bitch,
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