1 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:17,040 Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse 2 00:00:17,239 --> 00:00:20,919 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on 3 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:24,479 Speaker 1: a Wednesday, on a Thanksgiving Eve. And we have so 4 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:29,840 Speaker 1: much to get into this Elon Vivek Department of Government Efficiency. 5 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:33,959 Speaker 1: There's some stinky gopers involved in this whole thing. We'll 6 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:37,400 Speaker 1: discuss that. People have a lot to say about Thanksgiving 7 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:39,600 Speaker 1: that'll probably have to be talked about this hour. Some 8 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:44,800 Speaker 1: we have well, people were angry with Utah. I don't 9 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:47,720 Speaker 1: understand why? Oh that and so much more coming up 10 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:51,239 Speaker 1: this hour on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. I 11 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:54,160 Speaker 1: want to begin here, doctor Jesse Iowa resident here that 12 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:58,360 Speaker 1: would love the primary my entire delegation. Joni Ernst was 13 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:02,400 Speaker 1: just tapped to help Elon Vivek with DOGE. Is it 14 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:04,640 Speaker 1: even possible to primary her? 15 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:04,920 Speaker 2: Now? 16 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:12,200 Speaker 1: All right? So here is This is the problem we 17 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:14,280 Speaker 1: are going to have and it's going to be a 18 00:01:14,319 --> 00:01:17,880 Speaker 1: source of frustration for you and me. But we also 19 00:01:17,959 --> 00:01:21,920 Speaker 1: have to understand this. We want the system cleaned out. 20 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:26,319 Speaker 1: We want the bad guys to lose. We want them 21 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:29,920 Speaker 1: to be fired. This includes losers in the GOP. We 22 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:32,679 Speaker 1: want them primary. We want we want the system cleaned out. 23 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:34,840 Speaker 1: We want good people to replace them because we care 24 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:37,119 Speaker 1: about our country. And that's good. All those things are good, 25 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:43,480 Speaker 1: but it takes time to do it, and working within 26 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:48,680 Speaker 1: the system makes it very very difficult to clean the system. 27 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:53,559 Speaker 1: I this Department of Government Efficiency. I'll just go ahead 28 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:54,560 Speaker 1: and lay it out there. And I'm not going to 29 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:56,000 Speaker 1: spend a lot of time on this because I don't 30 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:59,160 Speaker 1: like talking about it. I love the idea of it. 31 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:03,000 Speaker 1: I love that Elon and Vivek are doing it. I 32 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,400 Speaker 1: love that they're talking about cutting this and cutting that. 33 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:08,320 Speaker 1: And then I saw the list. I don't have it 34 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:10,400 Speaker 1: in front of me, but then I saw the list 35 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:13,440 Speaker 1: of the gopeers who are going to be helping them 36 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:19,840 Speaker 1: do it. And it's John Cornyn, it's Jony Ernst. And 37 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:24,480 Speaker 1: if I was part of the swamp, part of the system, 38 00:02:25,639 --> 00:02:30,959 Speaker 1: and I wanted to ensure that no significant parts of 39 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:34,240 Speaker 1: the system are going to face any opposition, I would 40 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:39,280 Speaker 1: do exactly what they've done. I would take some gop 41 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:43,160 Speaker 1: rhinos and I would throw them on this DOGE commission 42 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:44,880 Speaker 1: because they're going to get in there and they're going 43 00:02:44,919 --> 00:02:48,640 Speaker 1: to really dig into it. Except they're not. What they'll 44 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:51,359 Speaker 1: do is what the people like Joni Ernst and John Cornyn, 45 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:55,160 Speaker 1: what they will do is they will act as if 46 00:02:55,200 --> 00:03:00,000 Speaker 1: they're doing something, but without ever actually doing anything significant. 47 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,840 Speaker 1: You know, when I was a kid, you know, I 48 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:06,400 Speaker 1: don't eat vegetables. I refuse to eat vegetables unless it's 49 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:08,920 Speaker 1: an onion or something that's delicious. But I don't need 50 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,519 Speaker 1: to eat vegetables. And so when I was a kid, 51 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:14,200 Speaker 1: I used to think I was really, really slick. My 52 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:16,760 Speaker 1: parents would always of course, in my house, you had 53 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:19,520 Speaker 1: to eat whatever was prepared. You sit down and you're 54 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:21,480 Speaker 1: not allowed to get up to it's done. So I'd 55 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:24,160 Speaker 1: sit down and there'd be something disgusting on the plate, 56 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:27,440 Speaker 1: like turkey or lima beans or something like that or both, 57 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:33,959 Speaker 1: and I would push things around the plate instead of 58 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:37,000 Speaker 1: leaving the big pile of lima beans right where they were. 59 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 1: I wouldn't eat any, of course, but I would move 60 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:44,280 Speaker 1: some over here, and move some over there. Let's just 61 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:47,720 Speaker 1: get rid of this big pile. I haven't actually done 62 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:52,360 Speaker 1: anything significant, but from the outside looking at for someone 63 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:55,200 Speaker 1: looking over at my plate, it might appear that I've 64 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:58,080 Speaker 1: done some damage to those lime of beans. Granted I 65 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:01,000 Speaker 1: had ten before, I still have ten, but the ten 66 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:03,960 Speaker 1: are in different places. That is the exact kind of 67 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,440 Speaker 1: thing that the John Cornyn and Jony ear Ernst types 68 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:10,680 Speaker 1: are gonna do with the Department of Government Efficiency. They'll 69 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:13,720 Speaker 1: get in and you watch you just watch Chris write 70 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:17,320 Speaker 1: this down. You watch the losers and the GOP senate 71 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:21,479 Speaker 1: who are getting involved in this. They're gonna start publicly 72 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:25,400 Speaker 1: bragging about the cuts they're making, and they'll find the 73 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:28,960 Speaker 1: most absurd things which we shouldn't be funding. Of course, 74 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:33,920 Speaker 1: you know, we're we're funding turtles with mental disabilities in 75 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:35,919 Speaker 1: the Caribbean. Like that's the kind of crazy crap the 76 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:40,720 Speaker 1: government funds. They'll find these ridiculous things. Jony ERNs still 77 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:42,880 Speaker 1: find these things, and then she'll put it out there 78 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:46,279 Speaker 1: all over social media. Look at what I've cut. We're 79 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:50,760 Speaker 1: no longer funding these moronic turtles. I am cutting things. 80 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:53,440 Speaker 1: It's an hotter to be part of Trump's government, and 81 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:56,960 Speaker 1: we're cutting the government. Only when you dig into it, 82 00:04:56,960 --> 00:05:00,760 Speaker 1: it'll be fifty thousand dollars, not fifty two thousand dollars 83 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:06,600 Speaker 1: is nothing. It's significant. But you'll notice they're not going 84 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:12,839 Speaker 1: to actually cut anything that's really really crushing us. That 85 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:17,800 Speaker 1: stuff is what they're there to protect, you, see, so 86 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:21,920 Speaker 1: I have a lot of concerns. I think they're gonna 87 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:23,960 Speaker 1: sit down at that plate full of lime of beans 88 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:26,719 Speaker 1: and they're gonna push it all over the plate, and 89 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:28,839 Speaker 1: then they're gonna brag to you and me if I 90 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:32,359 Speaker 1: look at the great work we've done. I saw that 91 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:35,200 Speaker 1: list of names that's going to be on the Doge Council, 92 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:39,640 Speaker 1: and I just honestly almost poored a whiskey. Dear Papa Cream, 93 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:43,679 Speaker 1: stop calling me that I said that nickname one time. Okay, 94 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:47,160 Speaker 1: I should not have said that. You recently mentioned your 95 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:51,600 Speaker 1: stance on stop nutting the dessert. As a person experiencing 96 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:55,120 Speaker 1: a tree nut allergy, I appreciate you speaking out against 97 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:58,880 Speaker 1: big nuts. I'm sure you firmly stand behind your comments. 98 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:02,040 Speaker 1: I call on you to lead by example and share 99 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:06,320 Speaker 1: your recommendations for the best desserts. World famous author leading 100 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:09,240 Speaker 1: the charge, we can finally begin the noble work of 101 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:13,000 Speaker 1: busting big nuts. Thanks for all you do. His name 102 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:16,920 Speaker 1: is Greg. Yes, nuts do not belong in dessert. Stop 103 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:20,680 Speaker 1: sprinkling nuts on my pudding, stop putting nuts in my brownies. 104 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:23,920 Speaker 1: And pecan pie is the exception to this. So don't 105 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:26,839 Speaker 1: email me about pecan pie. Pecan pie is the exception 106 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:31,880 Speaker 1: to this. Stop putting your nuts in dessert. Stop. I 107 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:37,800 Speaker 1: love nuts. I'm mister nut right. They don't belong to dessert. 108 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:43,279 Speaker 1: That's one two the best desserts ever. I'll tell you 109 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:46,080 Speaker 1: what My favorite one that Ob makes is, well, she 110 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:48,360 Speaker 1: makes a couple that are really good. You know of 111 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:52,359 Speaker 1: you've had oatmeal cream pies, Little Debbie oatmeal cream pies 112 00:06:52,400 --> 00:07:00,000 Speaker 1: before Ob. She makes them homemade from scratch, home made 113 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,040 Speaker 1: aid oatmeal cream pies. When we have any kind of 114 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:05,800 Speaker 1: a big party, a big Christmas party, a big whatever, 115 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:09,240 Speaker 1: one of those things where everyone brings a dish, she 116 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:11,760 Speaker 1: will bring the oatmeal cream pie at cream pies. And 117 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:15,080 Speaker 1: now it is known in the neighborhood. Her omeal cream 118 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:19,160 Speaker 1: pies are famous everyone, kids and adults alike. They will 119 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:23,400 Speaker 1: descend on whatever tupperware she brings like a pack of wolves, 120 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:25,960 Speaker 1: and in two minutes it's the first thing gone. Every 121 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,960 Speaker 1: time they will wipe out the oatmeal cream pies. I 122 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:32,040 Speaker 1: have gotten to the point where I demand that she 123 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:34,600 Speaker 1: sets aside two or three for me to keep them 124 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:36,400 Speaker 1: back to the house, because I won't get one at 125 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:39,080 Speaker 1: the party. I won't get one. Homemade oatmeal cream pies 126 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:43,680 Speaker 1: are amazing. She makes homemade banana pudding. Everyone listening in 127 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:46,000 Speaker 1: Georgia right now is gonna appreciate that, because Georgia has 128 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:47,760 Speaker 1: the best banana pudding I've ever had in my life. 129 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:52,640 Speaker 1: But homemade banana pudding that is dynamite, but the best 130 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:56,320 Speaker 1: thing in the world that she makes. It's a berry 131 00:07:56,600 --> 00:08:01,680 Speaker 1: cobbler barry cobbler, only instead of normal pie crust on 132 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:08,160 Speaker 1: top of it, it's a sugar cookie crust. So it's 133 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:09,760 Speaker 1: a crust. It just looks like a pie crust, but 134 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:12,240 Speaker 1: it's a little crunchier and it's got some sugar crystals 135 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:16,679 Speaker 1: in it. She makes that with homemade vanilla ice cream, 136 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,880 Speaker 1: and she pulls the cob out of the oven, and 137 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:20,680 Speaker 1: she's always like, you gotta wait, you're gonna bring your 138 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:22,880 Speaker 1: math again. But I can never wait. So I go 139 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:25,040 Speaker 1: and I scoop a couple things in and it's just 140 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:28,760 Speaker 1: liquid hot magma at this point. But then I take 141 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:32,320 Speaker 1: the homemade vanilla ice cream and I start dumping that 142 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:35,400 Speaker 1: on there and it starts melting in. Oh my gosh, 143 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:38,040 Speaker 1: it's the best thing. It's gosh, it's the best thing 144 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:40,760 Speaker 1: I've ever had in my life. Dear turkey hating Oracle, 145 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:44,920 Speaker 1: you've gone total gi hot after turkey dinner. I'm gonna 146 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:47,000 Speaker 1: get in to think you have gone COMI on us. 147 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:50,960 Speaker 1: You're trying to single handedly destroy a great American tradition 148 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:54,559 Speaker 1: like the Kammis are destroying everything else American. You've become 149 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:57,480 Speaker 1: just like the trannies who are forcing their garbage down 150 00:08:57,480 --> 00:09:01,360 Speaker 1: our throats. What traditional holiday will you try to destroy? Next? 151 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:06,600 Speaker 1: Her name is Coleen. No, I'm not trying to destroy Thanksgiving. 152 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:10,920 Speaker 1: I'm trying to help your Thanksgiving. I'm trying to aid 153 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:14,640 Speaker 1: your Thanksgiving. You see, you said you can improve on 154 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:16,400 Speaker 1: things that's allowed. 155 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:19,920 Speaker 2: Jesse, Sergeant Grease, you here retired law enforcement call him 156 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:23,000 Speaker 2: with an update and a question. Update is you had 157 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:26,920 Speaker 2: some advice about meeting the brand new boyfriend of my daughter. 158 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:29,640 Speaker 2: I did not follow your advice. I decided to go 159 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:31,680 Speaker 2: very easy on this guy and see if you'd fall 160 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:35,360 Speaker 2: for it. He did not. He was the appropriate amount 161 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:38,880 Speaker 2: of suck up without being obnoxious, and he brought me 162 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:42,960 Speaker 2: a bottle of my favorite sketch. So far, so good. 163 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:47,319 Speaker 2: But my question is I was in the Navy. There 164 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:50,200 Speaker 2: are some really stupid guys I worked with that thought 165 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:53,080 Speaker 2: they could get out of the Navy by breaking each 166 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:58,360 Speaker 2: other's legs. And their plan was, you break my leg 167 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:01,160 Speaker 2: and then afterwards I'll break your leg. At this angle, Aron, 168 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:04,439 Speaker 2: what's the dumbest thing you ever saw one of your 169 00:10:04,559 --> 00:10:07,120 Speaker 2: fellow marines do to try and get out of work 170 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:09,640 Speaker 2: or try to get out of the service. 171 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:15,960 Speaker 1: Oh, oh boy, do I have one for you. I've 172 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,680 Speaker 1: got one of those for you. I'll tell you that 173 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:20,840 Speaker 1: story in just a moment. Before I tell you that story, 174 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:23,960 Speaker 1: let me tell you about preborn. Let's do something. Let's 175 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:26,080 Speaker 1: do something good before we screw off for a couple 176 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:30,480 Speaker 1: of minutes. Let's save a baby's life. Holiday season not 177 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:34,400 Speaker 1: holiday season. The babies are still in danger, they are 178 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:39,439 Speaker 1: still killed at a staggering rate in this country. Preborn, 179 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:46,359 Speaker 1: they save lives. They give these young mothers free ultrasounds. 180 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:50,240 Speaker 1: That young lady again, you're the hyperinformed. That young lady. 181 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:56,480 Speaker 1: She's young, maybe dumb, scared, doesn't know what to do. Parents, 182 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:58,679 Speaker 1: boyfriend town to just kill it, just kill it, just 183 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:00,920 Speaker 1: get rid of it and out there looking for an 184 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:04,080 Speaker 1: abortion clinic. As we speak, this is happening. Preborn is 185 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,960 Speaker 1: gonna find her and they're gonna give her an ultrasound 186 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,840 Speaker 1: for free, and once she hears that heartbeat, she will 187 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:12,080 Speaker 1: choose life. They almost all do. It's something from God. 188 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:16,359 Speaker 1: Help Preborn do it. Twenty eight dollars buys the ultrasound. 189 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,400 Speaker 1: But whatever you give to Preborne, you give as much 190 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:20,240 Speaker 1: as you want or as little. If it's five dollars whatever. 191 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:23,839 Speaker 1: So if it's five grand, great, it's all tax deductible. 192 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:26,600 Speaker 1: Save a life and deduct it from your taxes. How 193 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:32,880 Speaker 1: amazing is that preborn dot com slash jesse. That's Preborn 194 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:36,880 Speaker 1: dot com slash Jesse sponsored by Preborn. We'll be back 195 00:11:38,559 --> 00:11:43,200 Speaker 1: get the cure for rhinos weekdays with the Jesse Kelly Show. 196 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:48,720 Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday. Of course, 197 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:53,360 Speaker 1: it's an ass doctor Jesse Wednesday. So the guy asked 198 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:56,319 Speaker 1: the question, in case you're just now joining us, He 199 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:58,600 Speaker 1: was in the Navy, saw some dudes trying to break 200 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,679 Speaker 1: each other's legs to get out of the Navy. Did 201 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:03,440 Speaker 1: I ever see anybody do something stupid like that in 202 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:07,280 Speaker 1: the Marines? I did, as a matter of fact. So 203 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:13,960 Speaker 1: every platoon, at least to my knowledge, every platoon has 204 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:19,079 Speaker 1: one or two guys who are complete and utter morons. 205 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:23,680 Speaker 1: It's just inevitable when you get that many people from 206 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:26,800 Speaker 1: that many different walks of life. You're gonna have some geniuses, 207 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:29,160 Speaker 1: you're gonna have some morons, you're gonna have the funny guy, 208 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:33,080 Speaker 1: you're gonna have You're just gonna have different people, but 209 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:38,000 Speaker 1: morons on a level that it really is amazing. You 210 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:42,800 Speaker 1: don't fully appreciate how dumb some people are until you 211 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:47,199 Speaker 1: get forced into living with them for extended periods of time. 212 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:51,680 Speaker 1: And there was one in my weapons platoon. I was 213 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:57,360 Speaker 1: in first Battalion, seventh Marines, Alpha Company, Weapons Patoon. I 214 00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:00,640 Speaker 1: am not going to name this individual, so for our 215 00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:10,520 Speaker 1: purposes now, we'll just call him Chris. Chris was honestly lazy, 216 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:13,360 Speaker 1: I don't think is really how I would describe it, 217 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:16,199 Speaker 1: just so stupid, Like you would tell him to do 218 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:21,040 Speaker 1: something basic. He would finish petee in the morning, and 219 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:24,800 Speaker 1: you would tell him go take a shower, and then 220 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:27,040 Speaker 1: it's your uniform, mom, we have things we need to 221 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:30,640 Speaker 1: do today, and you'd show up ten to fifteen minutes later, 222 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,920 Speaker 1: and he would just be sitting in his room, just 223 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:36,360 Speaker 1: staring at the wall, not showered, not anything, and you'd 224 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,840 Speaker 1: have to freak out and thrash him and make his 225 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:44,560 Speaker 1: life miserable. And then he's just dumb, amazingly dumb, dumber 226 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:47,480 Speaker 1: than you can possibly imagine, and the worst at every 227 00:13:47,559 --> 00:13:51,280 Speaker 1: single thing. No matter what we were doing, weapons wise 228 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:54,560 Speaker 1: or whatever, he couldn't do anything. Just really, honestly, they 229 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,000 Speaker 1: should have drummed him out of the Marines. He was 230 00:13:57,160 --> 00:14:01,559 Speaker 1: so dumb and incapable of doing anything. Just a moron 231 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:05,640 Speaker 1: and not a terrible guy. I need to know. He 232 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:08,440 Speaker 1: was not like evil or something like that. Was just 233 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:13,240 Speaker 1: an idiot, just a total idiot. So nine to eleven happens. 234 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:15,040 Speaker 1: Remember I was already in the Marines of nine to eleven, 235 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:19,720 Speaker 1: I've been in for a year. Not long after. It 236 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:22,680 Speaker 1: was a while after, but little ways after, we end 237 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:26,520 Speaker 1: up deploying to Kuwait. And we all know it wasn't 238 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:28,880 Speaker 1: exactly a mystery. You knew if you were watching at home, 239 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:31,440 Speaker 1: you knew we were going to declare war on Iraq. 240 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:35,040 Speaker 1: That's a reason they mobilized all these infratrue units into Kuwait. 241 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:38,600 Speaker 1: Now we go to Kuwait, but we don't go to 242 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:42,760 Speaker 1: some official base or a barracks or something like that. 243 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:46,600 Speaker 1: They put us in the middle of some god forsaken 244 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:51,200 Speaker 1: strip of desert, and we put up these huge tents, 245 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,800 Speaker 1: tents that sleep one hundred two hundred dudes put up 246 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:58,000 Speaker 1: these huge tents. We essentially made a tent city out there, 247 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:02,520 Speaker 1: and that's where we slept, and that's where we began training, really, really, 248 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:05,400 Speaker 1: really hard training. We always trained hard in the infantry anyway, 249 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:07,680 Speaker 1: but they took it up a notch big time because 250 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:10,520 Speaker 1: they're trying to put the finishing touches on combat. So 251 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:13,360 Speaker 1: you're doing gas mask runs and just all kinds of crap. 252 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,880 Speaker 1: As we're getting ready to shove off. We know we're 253 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:22,120 Speaker 1: getting ready to shove off, they gave us a pen 254 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:26,720 Speaker 1: of adrenaline I forget what the EpiPen type thing. And 255 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:30,240 Speaker 1: this was because they thought Saddam Hussein was going to 256 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:34,040 Speaker 1: gas us. He had very publicly threatened to gas us. 257 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:37,160 Speaker 1: We were actually doing a shoot once in Kuwait and 258 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,520 Speaker 1: we were told we were getting gased. It turned out 259 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:41,000 Speaker 1: to be a false alarm, but we had to pull 260 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:45,480 Speaker 1: out our gas mask. Getting gassed was an extremely real 261 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:48,360 Speaker 1: threat for us. We were always wearing our mop gear, 262 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:51,240 Speaker 1: that's your gas mask gear, you know, pants and jacket 263 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:58,000 Speaker 1: things like that mop gear. And this moron was also, 264 00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:02,520 Speaker 1: it turns out, a complete coward. He did not want 265 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:06,160 Speaker 1: to go to combat, which is understandable. I mean totally 266 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:08,360 Speaker 1: get not wanting to go to combat, but you can't 267 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:11,000 Speaker 1: check it out on your buddies. He didn't look at 268 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:15,000 Speaker 1: it that way. He takes this pen. The pen was 269 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,400 Speaker 1: given to us. Sorry if I didn't clarify this. In 270 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,720 Speaker 1: case you get gassed. If you've ever seen the movie 271 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:22,200 Speaker 1: The Rock, you have a pretty good understanding of how 272 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:26,000 Speaker 1: it goes. You inject yourself with this pen. It'll keep 273 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:29,160 Speaker 1: you alive through Eric can keep you alive depending on 274 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:34,720 Speaker 1: how bad the gassing is. This moron goes down to 275 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:40,200 Speaker 1: the porta John's one day, pulls out his pen and 276 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:43,600 Speaker 1: sticks himself with it so he doesn't have to go 277 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:49,080 Speaker 1: to combat. Essentially tries to create a medical emergency for 278 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:53,400 Speaker 1: himself so he gets kicked out and doesn't have to go. 279 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:59,040 Speaker 1: And here's the best part of the entire thing. He 280 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:03,440 Speaker 1: had something hard in his pocket. You have a pocket 281 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:05,960 Speaker 1: on his trousers on the outside of his leg, like 282 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,919 Speaker 1: cargo pants. He had something in there. I forget what 283 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:12,640 Speaker 1: it was a book or there was something hard in there, 284 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:18,679 Speaker 1: he tries to stab himself and accidentally stabs the hard 285 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:22,160 Speaker 1: thing in the side of his leg. He fails to 286 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:26,200 Speaker 1: stab himself. All he ends up doing is bending the 287 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:30,440 Speaker 1: needle tip of the epi pen thing, the adrenaline pen thing. 288 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,159 Speaker 1: All he got was thrashed for the whole thing. He 289 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:36,119 Speaker 1: didn't get kicked out, he didn't create a medical emergency. 290 00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:39,280 Speaker 1: He did do push ups until he vomited all over himself, 291 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:42,760 Speaker 1: and that's all he got for the entire thing. Yes, 292 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:46,400 Speaker 1: I've seen some very dumb people do some very very 293 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:51,560 Speaker 1: dumb things. So, speaking of which, somebody's angry with Utah. 294 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:55,480 Speaker 1: He's in Utah and he's angry with Utah. I'm going 295 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:58,240 Speaker 1: to try to talk him off the ledge in just 296 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:03,200 Speaker 1: a moment. Hang on, this is the Jesse Kelly Show. 297 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:09,720 Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday. Reminding 298 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:13,720 Speaker 1: you you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow 299 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:17,720 Speaker 1: dot com. Leave us a voicemail eight seven seven three 300 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:21,120 Speaker 1: seven seven four three seven three. Let's get to them, 301 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:26,760 Speaker 1: shall we. Oracle? The Mormons of Utah are far too 302 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:31,400 Speaker 1: trusting of any Mormon Republican who runs for office. They 303 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,920 Speaker 1: will always just vote for whichever Mormon has the more 304 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:38,719 Speaker 1: recognizable last name. It blows me away. We end up 305 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:43,320 Speaker 1: with losers like Romney or Romney, Curtis and Cox actually 306 00:18:43,359 --> 00:18:46,200 Speaker 1: sounds like a law firm. We're the most religious state 307 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:49,320 Speaker 1: in the freaking Union, and our government clarified that he 308 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:54,120 Speaker 1: goes by he him. Will you please rebuke us utahns. 309 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:57,000 Speaker 1: I don't think he said that right on air, Love 310 00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:59,480 Speaker 1: Your Show. My wife hates it though, because she says 311 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:03,879 Speaker 1: it's exactly like listening to me. His name is Marshall. Okay. 312 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:10,520 Speaker 1: I spend enough time rebuking GOP primary voters in red states. 313 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:12,720 Speaker 1: I don't need to single out Utah. But Utah is 314 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:15,000 Speaker 1: just as guilty, right, the exact same thing we do 315 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:17,200 Speaker 1: in Texas and Dakota that they do the same thing. 316 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:20,040 Speaker 1: But let's talk about that because you made it kind 317 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:23,920 Speaker 1: of about a Mormon thing, and that's that's obviously it's 318 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:28,080 Speaker 1: somewhat fair. But let me explain everyone knows not exactly 319 00:19:28,119 --> 00:19:33,800 Speaker 1: a mystery that Mormon is or LDS. Utah is central 320 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:36,399 Speaker 1: casting for that that is where they settle down, that 321 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:39,760 Speaker 1: is that's that is the LDS capital of the country, 322 00:19:40,359 --> 00:19:43,159 Speaker 1: and it's very, very powerful. The Mormon Church is very powerful, 323 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:46,480 Speaker 1: very influential in the state of Utah. And I've had 324 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,960 Speaker 1: a lot of people, including a lot of LDS people, 325 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,720 Speaker 1: email and complaining that that's all they believe, or that's 326 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:55,639 Speaker 1: all that's the only seal of approval they need. The 327 00:19:55,720 --> 00:20:00,000 Speaker 1: second they feel like the Mormon Church gives their thumb 328 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,760 Speaker 1: up on somebody, then for a lot of them, they'll 329 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:08,280 Speaker 1: just go vote that way. Period. I'm not gonna I'm 330 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:13,360 Speaker 1: not gonna dispute that, okay, but I will say there 331 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:17,800 Speaker 1: is no ability in life, whatever field you're in, politics, 332 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:23,359 Speaker 1: doesn't matter what it is, there is no ability like relatability, 333 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:30,040 Speaker 1: none whatsoever. It is a human nature thing. It's not 334 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:33,520 Speaker 1: unique to Utah or Mormons, or Christians, or Jews, or 335 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:37,520 Speaker 1: Whites or Blacks or Mexicans or it is a universal 336 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:43,280 Speaker 1: thing across the globe, across the span of time. People 337 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:48,280 Speaker 1: want they want to feel like they know you. They 338 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:51,000 Speaker 1: want to feel like you know them. You know why 339 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:56,320 Speaker 1: Donald Trump is so good at retail politics? Retail politics? 340 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:59,000 Speaker 1: Why is he so good at it? What makes him 341 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:02,120 Speaker 1: so good at it? Because when Donald Trump walks into 342 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:05,080 Speaker 1: McDonald's and orders a big mac or whatever he orders 343 00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:08,399 Speaker 1: for McDonald's. Not only does he do that because he 344 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:11,719 Speaker 1: genuinely likes McDonald's. You look at this guy, this New 345 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:13,840 Speaker 1: York billionaire, always in a suit and tie, and you 346 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:17,639 Speaker 1: think he eats what I eat. I eat McDonald's. Trump 347 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:21,920 Speaker 1: beats McDonald's UFC. Maybe you watch UFC, maybe you don't. 348 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:24,160 Speaker 1: I like it. I'm not obsessed with it, but I'm 349 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:27,080 Speaker 1: liking it more and more and more. But Donald Trump 350 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,960 Speaker 1: goes to these fights. He goes to these big fights. 351 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:35,920 Speaker 1: What other politician does that? And maybe you can say 352 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,320 Speaker 1: I don't care about that, Yes I understand, but hear 353 00:21:38,359 --> 00:21:43,840 Speaker 1: me out. You tell blue collar guy, UFC's bass is 354 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:46,680 Speaker 1: blue caller dudes. And I know there are rich dudes 355 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,480 Speaker 1: who watch it and women who watch it, but that's 356 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:51,680 Speaker 1: their main base is blue collar dudes. When you walk 357 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:54,560 Speaker 1: into that, when blue collar guy's watching UFC, even if 358 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:58,040 Speaker 1: he's not political or whatever, and he sees Donald Trump 359 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:01,560 Speaker 1: come and sit right the ring and be into it 360 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:04,479 Speaker 1: and cheer and whatnot, he looks at that and thinks 361 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:07,360 Speaker 1: that guy knows me at least a little bit. He 362 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,399 Speaker 1: likes what I like. I like watching the fights. Donald 363 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:14,320 Speaker 1: Trump likes watching the fights, and it feels real to him. 364 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:17,680 Speaker 1: He gets closer to Trump in that moment. It's part 365 00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:22,919 Speaker 1: of what doomed Dome. Unless you're a blind, drunk wine 366 00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:29,240 Speaker 1: mom on anti anxiety medication, there's nothing about Dome that 367 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:33,919 Speaker 1: most normal people find relatable. She comes off like a 368 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:37,760 Speaker 1: far left valley girl. That's a very, very slim portion 369 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:42,560 Speaker 1: of the population. Back to Utah. You say you're angry 370 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:45,920 Speaker 1: because the Mormons in Utah will go out and vote 371 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:49,160 Speaker 1: for whoever they feel has the approval of the Mormon Church. 372 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:52,640 Speaker 1: That's fair. It happens. Christians will do this exact same 373 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:55,480 Speaker 1: thing too. I don't know Chris will have to testify 374 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,240 Speaker 1: to this one. I'm sure Jewish people do the exact 375 00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:02,040 Speaker 1: same two because they find it relatable. It's an understandable thing, 376 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:06,879 Speaker 1: but it is something we all have to guard against. 377 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:10,400 Speaker 1: Think about this. I want to think about this. Think 378 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:14,119 Speaker 1: for a moment of how many Chris said, yes, you 379 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:20,280 Speaker 1: do too. Think how many black people were absolutely burned 380 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:24,840 Speaker 1: because they voted for Barack Obama. Now there were a 381 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:28,639 Speaker 1: ton of black people. He for an understandable reason. He 382 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:32,000 Speaker 1: just dominated the black vote because the black voter in 383 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:35,080 Speaker 1: the United States of America. Maybe that's you had never 384 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:38,000 Speaker 1: in his lifetime had a chance to vote for a 385 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:42,560 Speaker 1: black person for president. Now, if you're not black, that 386 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:45,919 Speaker 1: sounds ridiculous to you. Why would you vote for some 387 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:49,440 Speaker 1: street communists just because of the color of his skin? 388 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:51,600 Speaker 1: And I have echoed those words. I agree, I think 389 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,879 Speaker 1: that's crazy, But I still totally get it. If you 390 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,920 Speaker 1: grew up black in this country and you've never, ever, 391 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,640 Speaker 1: ever had the chance to vote one time for a 392 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:06,080 Speaker 1: black president and finding that opportunity presents itself to you, 393 00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:09,359 Speaker 1: and let's say you're not heavily political, you don't really 394 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:12,040 Speaker 1: care about policy or really understand it, you're just a 395 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:16,360 Speaker 1: normal black person, and that opportunity presents itself. I can 396 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:19,840 Speaker 1: totally get why people would jump on that opportunity. And 397 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:22,840 Speaker 1: then but think about this, think about what it did 398 00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:27,400 Speaker 1: to them. Barack Obama crushed the black community. The black 399 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:31,560 Speaker 1: community didn't really revitalize until Donald Trump took over, deregulated 400 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:35,040 Speaker 1: the economy, he stopped the flow of illegal immigration, record 401 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:39,159 Speaker 1: low black unemployment. The black community got a huge boost 402 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:45,679 Speaker 1: from Donald Trump, but voting based on relatability torched the 403 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:49,400 Speaker 1: black community in this country. So that's a lesson, not 404 00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:52,240 Speaker 1: for black people it's a lesson for all of us. 405 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:55,639 Speaker 1: It's a lesson for the Christians. It's a lesson for 406 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:59,760 Speaker 1: the Mormons, the whites, the blacks, the women, the lesson 407 00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:05,600 Speaker 1: for all of us. Be very, very careful voting based 408 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:09,680 Speaker 1: on the guy who talks like you, walks like you, 409 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:15,399 Speaker 1: eats what you eat, enjoys what you do, because oftentimes 410 00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:23,240 Speaker 1: he's pretending, and oftentimes that's a wolf in sheep's clothing. 411 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:27,439 Speaker 1: You know. Selena Zito said something last night. She was 412 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:30,360 Speaker 1: talking about why Bob Casey. In case you missed it, 413 00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:32,400 Speaker 1: it was a fascinating interview last night at a few 414 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:36,280 Speaker 1: of them. Go download the podcast. iHeart Spotify iTunes. But 415 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:39,720 Speaker 1: she was talking about why Bob Casey lost his Senate 416 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:44,480 Speaker 1: race in Pennsylvania. And I've heard this exact tale many 417 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:47,880 Speaker 1: times before when an incumbent loses. She said, he stopped 418 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:51,439 Speaker 1: being seen out there, and she mentioned, you know ribbon 419 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:59,240 Speaker 1: cutting ceremonies. Well, this is what happens. Politicians stop caring 420 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:02,639 Speaker 1: about being relatable because they've been in power so long 421 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:06,879 Speaker 1: they don't think they have to anymore. But it tells 422 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:09,639 Speaker 1: you how they manipulate us, doesn't it. Because when you 423 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:12,600 Speaker 1: are United States Senator, you do need to go to 424 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:17,560 Speaker 1: the new ribbon cutting ceremony. If there's a Veterans Day thing, yeah, 425 00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:19,440 Speaker 1: you might want to go spend it with your family. 426 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:22,400 Speaker 1: You know, you have to make three different stops at 427 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:25,080 Speaker 1: different Veterans Day events because you have to be seen 428 00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:29,440 Speaker 1: at the Veterans Day thing. You your entire life has 429 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:33,080 Speaker 1: to be about pretending to care about things you probably 430 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:38,119 Speaker 1: don't care about. Politicians lie all the time. That relatability 431 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:43,240 Speaker 1: thing has burned many, many, many people clear back to Utah. 432 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:46,160 Speaker 1: Now we're stuck with that scumbag Curtis. You know Curtis, 433 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:51,600 Speaker 1: new Senator from Utah. You know he was the rumors 434 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,360 Speaker 1: are he was the one who torpedoed the Matt Gates nomination, 435 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:58,880 Speaker 1: the reason you're not going to have Matt Gates as ag. Yeah, 436 00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:03,600 Speaker 1: we lost Murkowski and Collins, but Curtis from Blood Red 437 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:08,160 Speaker 1: Utah said, who I don't like that again. We've got 438 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,200 Speaker 1: to get past the relatability thing. All of us do. 439 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:13,040 Speaker 1: It's a very human nature thing. All right, let's talk 440 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:17,959 Speaker 1: about moving to Montana. Somebody lost their temper having a 441 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,320 Speaker 1: political conversation and needs some advice. We'll talk about that 442 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:25,119 Speaker 1: before we talk about that. Let's talk about chalk. I 443 00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:29,720 Speaker 1: love talking about chalk, except you know how I take 444 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:33,480 Speaker 1: the chocl Lit powder every morning. Every morning. It's this 445 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,480 Speaker 1: amazing powder that has all the vitamins and minerals you need. 446 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,399 Speaker 1: And Ob she always makes us a super food smoothie 447 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:44,800 Speaker 1: in the morning. I just kind of been going barbarian 448 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:48,320 Speaker 1: because OB's been out of town till today. I've just 449 00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:51,560 Speaker 1: been mixing it up with water and chugging it. It's 450 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:55,320 Speaker 1: not bad. It's really not bad, Chris. It's not that bad. Really, 451 00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:57,960 Speaker 1: it's not It doesn't matter. I feel good. I just 452 00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:01,160 Speaker 1: mix up some water, chug it, boom, all my nutrition 453 00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,000 Speaker 1: for the day. You know, they're having a huge Black 454 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:07,720 Speaker 1: Friday special for Chalk all the natural herbal supplements, massive 455 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,919 Speaker 1: discount on subscriptions during the month of November, plus a 456 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:16,520 Speaker 1: free fifty dollars bonus product on your first delivery c 457 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:23,320 Speaker 1: hoq dot com promo code Jesse get some chocltpowder in 458 00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:25,960 Speaker 1: your life. Start out every day with it. You'll feel 459 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,320 Speaker 1: so much better. We'll be back. It is the Jesse 460 00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:33,680 Speaker 1: Kelly Show on a Wednesday, and let's dig back into 461 00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:36,239 Speaker 1: these things. Somebody got in a little bit of a 462 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:40,280 Speaker 1: tiff with family and friends. Hey, Jesse, I'm in Arizona 463 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:42,360 Speaker 1: for the holiday. My parents and I are sitting around 464 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,600 Speaker 1: the kitchen table eating lunch. The conversation turns of politics. 465 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,760 Speaker 1: I start by saying democrats or evil demons, and my 466 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:51,720 Speaker 1: dad starts it on Trump. It ends with both of 467 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,320 Speaker 1: us raising our voices and me shouting at my dad 468 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:57,240 Speaker 1: to get your head out of your beep. I'm having 469 00:28:57,280 --> 00:29:01,640 Speaker 1: trouble with being a pervasive or persuasives of voice for truth. 470 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,920 Speaker 1: I have the facts in my head, but when the 471 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,840 Speaker 1: yelling starts, I lose it. I get so upset and 472 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,520 Speaker 1: I end up cursing and yelling. I know that by 473 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:13,360 Speaker 1: doing so, I'm just working against the righteous cause. I've 474 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,840 Speaker 1: always been an introvert. I've always been to one to 475 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,280 Speaker 1: let the normies say what they want. Why quietly sit 476 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:21,600 Speaker 1: in the corner and roll my eyes. Though, now, after 477 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:24,240 Speaker 1: being inspired by you to stand up and speak truth 478 00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:28,520 Speaker 1: and push back against the nonsense nonsense, I find myself 479 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,920 Speaker 1: frothing and spitting like a madman. Do you have any advice? 480 00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:37,160 Speaker 1: All right? So, first, I'm glad you've chosen to speak up. 481 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:43,120 Speaker 1: For way, way too long we allow the communists to 482 00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:47,800 Speaker 1: be the aggressor and social situations, and that's really important 483 00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:49,920 Speaker 1: that we remember. That's really important that you don't let 484 00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:54,040 Speaker 1: that happen. It's not a small thing, because we have 485 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:58,360 Speaker 1: a social shame system. Every culture does the social shame 486 00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:03,280 Speaker 1: system where p people decide what behaviors, what ideas are 487 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:08,120 Speaker 1: acceptable and unacceptable. And for so long, because the communist 488 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,120 Speaker 1: was the only aggressor, we rolled our eyes and muttered 489 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:14,120 Speaker 1: things under our breath, and he's over there screaming and 490 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:18,280 Speaker 1: yelling about how much he loves open borders. He was 491 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:21,520 Speaker 1: the one deciding what the social shame system would be. 492 00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:25,240 Speaker 1: It's the one who speaks up who decides that. So 493 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:28,560 Speaker 1: you can't let him do that anymore. Stop being quiet, 494 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:32,080 Speaker 1: Stop rolling your eyes. He is the one who should 495 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:36,120 Speaker 1: be ashamed. He's the one with evil, demonic views. He's 496 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:39,360 Speaker 1: the one wanting to flood the country with murderers and rapists. 497 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:43,960 Speaker 1: You don't have to be quiet. He should be quiet. However, 498 00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,680 Speaker 1: when you argue with communists, when you debate them, and 499 00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:54,160 Speaker 1: I've done so many, many many times before, it's really 500 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,920 Speaker 1: really critical for you to keep calm for a couple 501 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,640 Speaker 1: different reasons. One I've done a lot of very terrible 502 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,120 Speaker 1: things in my life, and I don't want to call 503 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,959 Speaker 1: them mistakes. When I call them mistakes, it makes it 504 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,440 Speaker 1: sound like I'm making an excuse for terrible things I 505 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:13,280 Speaker 1: consciously did. And almost every mistake I've ever made, every 506 00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:16,560 Speaker 1: every horrible thing I've done, or a bad thing I've said, 507 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:20,360 Speaker 1: has come when I'm either angry or drunk. Almost every 508 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:23,080 Speaker 1: single one of them. I could go down the list. 509 00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:26,200 Speaker 1: I was mad, I was drunk. I was mad, I 510 00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:30,320 Speaker 1: was drunk. I was mad. So I've learned in my 511 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,240 Speaker 1: forty three years, although I certainly have not perfected this, 512 00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:38,120 Speaker 1: that I should really avoid both of those states, that 513 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:42,560 Speaker 1: I will do far fewer bad things if I stay 514 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:46,280 Speaker 1: calm and I stay sober. I'm not trying to be 515 00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:49,240 Speaker 1: your priest. I'm just telling you for me personally. That's 516 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:53,120 Speaker 1: what I've discovered about me in my life. But it's 517 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:59,200 Speaker 1: not just that the Communists. Remember but I say something 518 00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:00,920 Speaker 1: and get mad at me, You're probably going to wonder 519 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:04,320 Speaker 1: what happened to Jesse. He still is a flesh and 520 00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:11,120 Speaker 1: blood human being. He's just very very lost. He's lost 521 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:14,560 Speaker 1: for a variety of reasons. He has lost his mind. 522 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:21,880 Speaker 1: He now pushes a really, really horrible destructive religion, and 523 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:26,160 Speaker 1: we want him to come home, right, We don't want 524 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:30,400 Speaker 1: him to be lost. And you maybe you've got a 525 00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:33,320 Speaker 1: member of your family, maybe it's a daughter, a mom, 526 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:36,360 Speaker 1: a dad. This guy's arguing with his dad, and dad 527 00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:40,320 Speaker 1: is lost. Dad is going to get mad, and you 528 00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,760 Speaker 1: don't have to sit there quietly. You can argue with dad, 529 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:45,960 Speaker 1: but when he loses his mind and he starts screaming 530 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,280 Speaker 1: and yelling and your daughter's yelling at you, you can 531 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,440 Speaker 1: argue back, and you should argue back. But if you 532 00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:54,600 Speaker 1: lose your temper, you're not going to bring him back. 533 00:32:55,400 --> 00:33:00,600 Speaker 1: You can logically shoot down and should shoot down the ridiculous, 534 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:07,320 Speaker 1: demonic ideas while staying completely calm. I have found in 535 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:12,080 Speaker 1: my personal life whenever I encounter a communist at a party, neighborhood, anywhere, 536 00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:17,120 Speaker 1: that this is an extremely effective way, if not convincing them, 537 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,560 Speaker 1: at least getting them to shut up. I told you 538 00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,840 Speaker 1: about that one conversation I had was actually Canadian, and 539 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,320 Speaker 1: he was this big commie and he loved to run 540 00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,240 Speaker 1: his frigging mouth, and the second he walked into the party, 541 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:31,000 Speaker 1: he started running his mouth about politics and all my 542 00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:33,280 Speaker 1: neighbors are getting giddy. They're like, Oh, we got to 543 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:34,880 Speaker 1: get him a jesse. We gotta get in a jesse. 544 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:37,760 Speaker 1: They're just giddy with excitement about watching me go in 545 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,560 Speaker 1: on this guy. And he sat down and started arguing 546 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,520 Speaker 1: about gun const confiscation. I didn't want to argue, but 547 00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,719 Speaker 1: he decided he wanted to go all in on it. 548 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:49,520 Speaker 1: And of course he started yelling and raising his voice 549 00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:52,240 Speaker 1: and losing his mind. And I just sat there the 550 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,960 Speaker 1: entire time, and I wouldn't let him get off subject. 551 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:56,760 Speaker 1: He tries to do that. It's a tactic. They try 552 00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:59,440 Speaker 1: to get you off subject. That's something that's stupid, Nazi 553 00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:01,840 Speaker 1: like you say. And if you let him get to you, 554 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:05,000 Speaker 1: I'm not a Nazi. I get you just lost the argument. Nope, nope, 555 00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,840 Speaker 1: you're not gonna reframe the argument. You're not gonna get 556 00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:10,600 Speaker 1: me off course that we're set the Nazi stuff aside 557 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:13,600 Speaker 1: for a moment. You just said gun confiscated. Let's go 558 00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:16,879 Speaker 1: back to what you said. No, no, no, stay comp nope, 559 00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,319 Speaker 1: stay on subject. No, no, don't no name coalp Nope, 560 00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:22,640 Speaker 1: you're screaming and yelling. That's not gonna you stay right 561 00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,839 Speaker 1: there by the time we were done talking. I didn't 562 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:27,239 Speaker 1: turn him into some bloodthirsty right winger, of course not. 563 00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:30,759 Speaker 1: But by the time we were done talking, he was 564 00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:35,880 Speaker 1: so exasperated by the fact that I calmly shot down 565 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:39,200 Speaker 1: every one of his moronic arguments that you just kind 566 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,080 Speaker 1: of you could just see how deflated he was. He 567 00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:45,799 Speaker 1: just kind of shrugged his shoulders. The emotions, the emotions 568 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:50,000 Speaker 1: they run off of. Oftentimes it's a tactic to throw 569 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:53,040 Speaker 1: you off and get you emotional. If he can get 570 00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:56,560 Speaker 1: you emotional, if he can get you screaming and yelling, 571 00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:00,920 Speaker 1: then he has you off topic. If you stay calm 572 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:05,560 Speaker 1: and think, don't get offended, he's going to insult you. 573 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:09,320 Speaker 1: He's going to call you a name, your liberal aunt Peggy, 574 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:13,360 Speaker 1: is going to insult your intelligence, your morality, your whatever. 575 00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:16,839 Speaker 1: This is a tactic that is done on purpose. If 576 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,160 Speaker 1: you let it get to you, you will not win 577 00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:22,000 Speaker 1: the argument. You may not lose, but you will not win. 578 00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:26,080 Speaker 1: When you allow them to get to your emotions, you 579 00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:29,960 Speaker 1: are allowing them to reframe the argument and move you 580 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,440 Speaker 1: off of something. So when you're having an argument with 581 00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:35,040 Speaker 1: people and they tell you you just want to close 582 00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,680 Speaker 1: the border because you're a racist, Nazi who reminds them 583 00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:40,480 Speaker 1: of Adolf Hitler. If you get offended and raise your voice, 584 00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:42,680 Speaker 1: you're going to lose. If you just ignore that and 585 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,319 Speaker 1: brush it aside and stay on topic, you will win. 586 00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:49,160 Speaker 1: I hope that helped. All right, Now it's time for 587 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:52,160 Speaker 1: you to help and me to help. Time to help 588 00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:58,440 Speaker 1: the people of Israel who are currently suffering, suffering. You see, 589 00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:02,360 Speaker 1: food City is not something people think about when they 590 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:05,600 Speaker 1: think about Israel, but it's real. There are a lot 591 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:09,879 Speaker 1: of people who still don't have homes over there. They 592 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:15,000 Speaker 1: still need bomb shelters, they need firefighting equipment. They have 593 00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:20,680 Speaker 1: always then will always need flak jackets, helmets. So who's 594 00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:23,759 Speaker 1: going to provide these things? If their government isn't gonna 595 00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:25,800 Speaker 1: do all this, who's gonna provide these things? The IFCJ 596 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,799 Speaker 1: is the one who provides them. Over forty years, they've 597 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:32,520 Speaker 1: been on the ground providing these things. Help them. Help. 598 00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:35,200 Speaker 1: If you have a heart to do so, go to 599 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:40,279 Speaker 1: support IFCJ dot org and help, or you can you 600 00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:44,920 Speaker 1: can call them eight eight eight four eight eight IFCJ. 601 00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:50,439 Speaker 1: All right, all right, let's talk about Montana. Someone wants 602 00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,560 Speaker 1: to know if I'm ever going to give Jewish producer 603 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:55,720 Speaker 1: Chris A microphone. Somebody wants to talk about the difference 604 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:59,360 Speaker 1: between communism and socialism and Napoleon hang on