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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after it's Today's Strawberry Letter. But up next,

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Speaker 1: nephew Tommy is here with the prank phone call of

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Speaker 1: the day. What you got new? Surely every church got warm,

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Speaker 1: thick and shut in, sticking, shutting and listen, everybody got shutting. Yeah. Remember,

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Speaker 1: people have been on that list for you. You make

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Speaker 1: me so nervous when you do the church, they can

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Speaker 1: shut in. So I'm trying to speaking, hug, you got him.

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Speaker 1: How I'm doing? I ain't doing too good. You'd have

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Speaker 1: been over praying for my wife again, right right right, yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: you know came over here three times in one week.

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Speaker 1: My wife had already went through the operation and all

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Speaker 1: that she's gonna be fine. I don't need you over

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Speaker 1: your praying three times a week, because honestly, I think

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Speaker 1: it's something else on your mind when you come over

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Speaker 1: here praying for my wife. I ain't stupid, brother. You

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Speaker 1: kind of hold it brother, this body, well, your wife

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Speaker 1: was on the second show. Didn't lift actually come back

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Speaker 1: requestion that I come by Okay, he ain't requested for

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Speaker 1: you to bring your black to my house for no.

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Speaker 1: Three times in one week man, So you can cut

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Speaker 1: that down with me. Hold it, brother, I came with

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Speaker 1: sister Georgia the first time. The second time, I came

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Speaker 1: by myself because she wasn't able to come by, and

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Speaker 1: I only stayed fifteen men beast time. So what's the

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Speaker 1: problem Because I already know what you what you're doing.

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Speaker 1: I know you're trying to hill my wife. I ain't stop.

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Speaker 1: How about your wife? I have a wife. Why would

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Speaker 1: I happen to your wife? He's part of already know

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Speaker 1: what you already know what you're doing. Man, you up

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Speaker 1: in here my white whine, no wind, not whine nobody

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Speaker 1: at the house. I already know what you're doing. Let

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Speaker 1: me tell you something. Keep your black away from my house.

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Speaker 1: Did you want to pray for my wife and play

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Speaker 1: my Wait? Wait wait wait, man, you can't talk to

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Speaker 1: you that's what you're gonna now, Brother, ain't gonna be

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Speaker 1: none of that, and ain't gonna be none of that.

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Speaker 1: You're talking to the wrong brother. Not okay. Now, First

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Speaker 1: of all, you're not gonna disrespect me and curse me out. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's not even the way brothers should be talking to brothers.

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Speaker 1: Second of all, if there's any laying on the hands,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be my hand laying on you. Okay, you lady,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying my wife. If I find out on what

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Speaker 1: you know not you mess around with my wife, it's

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Speaker 1: gonna be, I know, trying to do crazy. I'm just

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Speaker 1: letting you talk. I'm gonna say it one more time.

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Speaker 1: Keep your black stop around my First of all, I

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Speaker 1: told you once again you can't be talking to me

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Speaker 1: like that. Now I'm trying to be cool about the

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Speaker 1: situation because I know you may be just upset. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I can appreciate that. Okay, I have a wife, and

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Speaker 1: I'll be upset if somebody's coming back my wife. Wut

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Speaker 1: what your wife? I send with my wife? Do you

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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? I only canybody with about your house.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I need to come by your house and how

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Speaker 1: that your wife. Were you welcome to maybe come come

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Speaker 1: to come and lay something over there on? Huh? God

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Speaker 1: not ho? Holy one? Yeah, holy one, man, I told

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Speaker 1: you before being disrespected. Now that was a very idiotic

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Speaker 1: statement for you to make. Okay, that's what's gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: If I kick your black drip my house again, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna play this man, and then I'm getting on the

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Speaker 1: phone with you. You, your pastors, any more of them,

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Speaker 1: because if anybody come by my house again and I

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Speaker 1: ain't there, I'm kicking your black That's a promise, you know,

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Speaker 1: Just that's it. Look here, brother, if that's gonna be

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Speaker 1: anything going on, I don't be kicking you. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: lay my hands on you and I'm gonna give you

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Speaker 1: a good sanctified whooping, and then I'm gonna pray for you.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna pray to heal you. By this foot I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna put up, okay, because I've had it with you,

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Speaker 1: you know. And I only went by to visit your

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Speaker 1: wife because I was asked to go visit your wife.

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Speaker 1: Now that was a problem. You should have called the pastor, okay,

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Speaker 1: But you're not going to disrespect me, my wife, the

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Speaker 1: church on the phone. Life you want to do, somebody,

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Speaker 1: you can meet me any place w I've been man.

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Speaker 1: You know, as a matter of fact, I can go

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Speaker 1: anywhere I wanted in this town. If I be at

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Speaker 1: your house talking to your wife, if the path asked

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Speaker 1: me to go, I'm gonna be there, Okay, are you

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Speaker 1: you know? You just you know. It's you're like a

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Speaker 1: stupid brother. Okay, you need to come to church. Need

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Speaker 1: you need to come to church more often. That's the problem.

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Speaker 1: You don't come to church more often. If you come

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Speaker 1: to church more off, you wouldn't be talking to me

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Speaker 1: like that. You wouldn't be worried about me and your

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Speaker 1: wife because it must be something wrong at your house.

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Speaker 1: You'd be worried by me fooling with your wife. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you need to check. Hut. Okay, you how about that?

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Speaker 1: Why don't you do that? Why don't you Why don't

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Speaker 1: you just check? Okay? Tommy said, you're the one that's

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Speaker 1: cheating with with my wife. That's what That's all I know?

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Speaker 1: Who Tommy? Wh Let me say you Tommy the one?

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Speaker 1: Tomas said, you're the one that's cheating around with my wife. Tommy? Who?

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Speaker 1: Who is Tommy? Tommy who? Uh? This is leftew Tommy. Man,

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Speaker 1: but this is never your Tommy. From Steve Harvey mortin

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Speaker 1: show Man. Your churchmen got me to pray ball, but

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Speaker 1: not long for that. You know you're long, You're long.

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Speaker 1: You know y'all know Highway to Hell, all of y'all

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Speaker 1: you know none stop no, you know y'all. Just you know, y'all,

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Speaker 1: just go. You know I ain't gonna stop signs. You

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Speaker 1: know I couldn't go. I'm gonna pray for all of y'all,

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Speaker 1: all of your brothers, Nefew, Tommy, Steve Harvey. But wrong

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Speaker 1: for that. Okay, I'm gonna check him. I'm gonna check

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Speaker 1: how fuldn't go? I don't talk to you on the moment.

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Speaker 1: I'm brother, brother man, you gotta tell me what's the

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Speaker 1: baddest radio show with the lab man Steve Harvey Martin?

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Speaker 1: The show? You know what? What? Do you have? A will?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? Great questions, great question. I need to know

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Speaker 1: that's done? And are we in it? In it now?

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Speaker 1: I have no wheel. I gotta I got they got

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Speaker 1: life insurance on me. I do know. I have to

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Speaker 1: sleep with one eye open. I'll be thinking something going

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Speaker 1: down over here. Wow a man, Can I get that

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Speaker 1: used roads? Yes, sir, you can't. I was actually thinking

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Speaker 1: about buying yours, the one in l A. I need

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Speaker 1: a Carl. You'll sell it to me, the one in

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Speaker 1: l A. Yeah, you got you got one year? Really

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Speaker 1: you do what? You're funny? Boy, You're funny. You're really

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Speaker 1: funny to me. Yeah, I'm gonna ask you a question.

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Speaker 1: Off there, you got three rolls Royces. Then he got

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Speaker 1: it was four. That's right for they got the bending

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Speaker 1: and you got the may box, you got the sprinter. Uh,

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Speaker 1: let's see, we still got a bad we still got

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Speaker 1: a nice boat in Dallas. We've done nothing with that.

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Speaker 1: And I I don't know how long we me and dog

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Speaker 1: and dog, me and dog. Okay, he got real fol

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Speaker 1: for trucks. And then let's see, he got he has

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Speaker 1: a lot of jobs. So he has three range rolls,

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Speaker 1: a lot of places, the inventory on his floor, and

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Speaker 1: he got that. He got the classic Cadillac convertible. He

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Speaker 1: got that. Uh, you got more calls than Jay Leno. Boy,

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Speaker 1: let me see what I do. And then you got

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Speaker 1: the play. Why am I forgetting to You got the

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Speaker 1: plane to plane? I cannot get the plane. You got

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Speaker 1: the plane? Um, where is this going, Tommy? Nowhere? Not

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Speaker 1: just all hate all listens hate. No, this is discovery.

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Speaker 1: This is just just you know, discovering what you have.

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Speaker 1: You have so much. Um, I'm just telling people what

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Speaker 1: you have because lot of people don't know what you got. Really.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, okay, you got you got that house you're

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Speaker 1: in the house in Atlantic Homes. Now all right, all

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Speaker 1: right man, you want to start telling it because you've

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Speaker 1: got two houses on the same property in Dallas. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. Uh uh, let's do yeah on the ranch. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what else we go? Boy, that's a house to me

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Speaker 1: and you? What did you talking about? You know, damn cabin.

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Speaker 1: You can live, boy, you can live your life out

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Speaker 1: right there. What you're my bad from Kevin. You're listening

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Speaker 1: to the Dame Harvey Morning Show.