Speaker 1: Start a dot up. Start up, Brooklyn Boy, start up,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boy, start data. They're making noise data up episode
Speaker 1: one oh six. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast that I
Speaker 1: feel like we're doing this every day. Now, what do
Speaker 1: you mean? Well, we we did one Thursday, we did
Speaker 1: one Friday right last week, then Monday and our Thursday again.
Speaker 1: That's three less than a week. Yeah, man, you think
Speaker 1: that would be boosting our numbers, putting us, catapulting us
Speaker 1: into the top ten of the I Heart Radios Podcast
Speaker 1: of the Week. I gotta say brook Podcast Podcast of
Speaker 1: the Week the week. Yeah. By the way, I'm so
Speaker 1: freaking stressed. Look at me. I know you look stressed.
Speaker 1: Do I look very stressed? I haven't shaved in three
Speaker 1: four days now? And for an Italian guy who gets
Speaker 1: five o'clock shadow at one o'clock and the star looks
Speaker 1: like him, the exactly, it's bad. It's bad. And now
Speaker 1: here right I'm looking at I'm going a beard. Now,
Speaker 1: are you stressed about the nams? No nom but not
Speaker 1: my My mom's like food doesn't stress me. Food act
Speaker 1: the nominations, nominations, no noms, the noms. Yeah yeah, that
Speaker 1: but that that's that's like number three on my stress line. Well,
Speaker 1: well let's talk about that. Let's open with that. I
Speaker 1: hate to open on a negative. Brody's like to start.
Speaker 1: I just like to start happy and and screaming, like
Speaker 1: in a rant. That's how the podcast really should go.
Speaker 1: But I gotta come out right here in the top
Speaker 1: of this I'm human, listeners, I am, I am. This
Speaker 1: is more about the slices they got. Let also, I'm
Speaker 1: angry but not surprised. If you go back to a
Speaker 1: previous episode, you will hear me predict that we are
Speaker 1: not getting nominated for the I Heart Radio Podcast Awards.
Speaker 1: Nominations came out earlier this week. If you watch the
Speaker 1: first season of Survivor, it was a new show. Nobody
Speaker 1: knew what it was, nobody wanted a volunteer for it.
Speaker 1: You look at the cast, Richard Hatch, Sue Rudy rest
Speaker 1: his soul. It wasn't an attractive cast. It was overweight people,
Speaker 1: Harry Older just you know, we're basically an experiment. Experiment
Speaker 1: it was. It was the beginning, the humble beginning. Let's
Speaker 1: put on some weird people who are dumb enough to
Speaker 1: want to go onto an island and wipe their butts
Speaker 1: with leaves and then the show was a six show
Speaker 1: was a huge hit, and what do they do in
Speaker 1: the postmorte? Then you look at second season, third season,
Speaker 1: are they doing the postmort and they have the meeting
Speaker 1: and like, next season, we're going to do it bigger,
Speaker 1: like all eyes all eyes are on us now season
Speaker 1: season two of US Survivor. Oh, let's get a hot
Speaker 1: blonde and a girl with big boobs. Let's make sure
Speaker 1: that this one only wears bikini. Let's get some hot people.
Speaker 1: Right then the third season hotter. Then they're just like, oh,
Speaker 1: I gotta go hot on. They're just l a plastic
Speaker 1: right now. Now that's now, there's some big survivors got
Speaker 1: some right, but only because they got so big. Now
Speaker 1: people will watch and though there's ugly people, but to
Speaker 1: build it up, they had to go. And that's what
Speaker 1: the Heart Radio podcast, our own company, stabbed us in
Speaker 1: the heart. We were not nominated for anywhere. If you
Speaker 1: google I Heart Radio Top one hundred podcasts, which is
Speaker 1: what I post on Instagram every couple of weeks when
Speaker 1: we move up to charts. We were twenty nine, we
Speaker 1: were we were fifteen, right, we we've done, We've done well.
Speaker 1: We've done extremely well, and it's thanks to you guys
Speaker 1: for listening. And by the way, major props to you
Speaker 1: guys for saying, hey, what if I opened my phone
Speaker 1: and my browser and a second browser and then back
Speaker 1: then everybody Last year, at this time, everybody was rattling
Speaker 1: around voting for us every day, and we lost to
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan very but only because the last week he
Speaker 1: started promoting a small margin with his massive audience and
Speaker 1: he beat. Joe Rogan beat us by a votes. So
Speaker 1: you thought, well, you look on the top one Heart
Speaker 1: radio podcasts. Not only are we one of the top
Speaker 1: podcasts of I Heart Radio non host employees, in fact,
Speaker 1: we are the top I Heart Radio non host employees.
Speaker 1: In other words, if you don't we don't host our
Speaker 1: own ship. Bobby Bones podcast is up there. He's a
Speaker 1: major player in our company, Pig with the Breakfast Club
Speaker 1: with Charlemagne and Elvis Duran podcast right. And there are
Speaker 1: people like like Bobby's got a Music countdown there, major
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. There are major people, celebrities in our company
Speaker 1: that a podcast. But for the for the second tier,
Speaker 1: third tier folks like you and and and me, uh,
Speaker 1: where the top no named podcast people from our company,
Speaker 1: we really are, or we're second, we're in the top right.
Speaker 1: And as far as comedy podcast we figured it out.
Speaker 1: We looked three or four depending on the week, in
Speaker 1: the kind of the entire company comedy podcasts. Yet for
Speaker 1: the Comedy Podcast Awards, they want Hollywood on us. It's
Speaker 1: also well, it's a lot of celebrities it experience find
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan's a monster in this industry, the Ron Burgundy podcast,
Speaker 1: that's Will Ferrell, Will Farrell Comedy Bang Bang, very established,
Speaker 1: uh internet comedy division company Conan up Brian needs a
Speaker 1: friend not I Heart Radio. By the way, it doesn't
Speaker 1: matter because it's these are neutral, these awards, and then
Speaker 1: a couple of us I've never even heard of. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to promote him here because then, you know
Speaker 1: the thing is I love Conan. You know I love Conan.
Speaker 1: I write comedy one of the reasons because of Conan.
Speaker 1: But but is he bust in his ass every week
Speaker 1: to do podcasts? Is he even is he even going
Speaker 1: to promote He's going to promote the podcast awards on
Speaker 1: his podcast and say, hey, guys vote for me, right?
Speaker 1: Probably not right? Is he? Is he gonna go. Guys, guys,
Speaker 1: you gotta vote, gotta go. You gotta open up six
Speaker 1: Twitter accounts and vote. And we had we had Elvis
Speaker 1: and the Big Show promoting promoting us, telling people to
Speaker 1: go to the website, pounding away at that website to
Speaker 1: vote for us in the Podcast Awards. I dressed up
Speaker 1: and now this year, but we don't. We don't have that,
Speaker 1: we don't have. I was all so very surprised hold
Speaker 1: on that we didn't get nominated in another category. We
Speaker 1: easily could have won Best ad Read. Yeah, best ad read?
Speaker 1: Who does better commercials than us? Best Wellness and Fitness Podcast.
Speaker 1: We should have been in there be how we know?
Speaker 1: How about the best um uh inappropriate product endorsement right,
Speaker 1: best best rant category not nominated? Best Science Podcast? Nothing,
Speaker 1: Best technology podcast? Do we not use our phones every week? Nothing?
Speaker 1: Got nothing? Oh and how about this the best green podcast? Well,
Speaker 1: I don't need anything green. That's why we didn't get nominated.
Speaker 1: We could have won for our deal episode we didn't get. Yes,
Speaker 1: we could have did not get nominated for Best Male Host.
Speaker 1: By the way, there was Best Male Host, Best Female Host,
Speaker 1: but we're two. There was no Best like Hosting duo
Speaker 1: and by the way, best TV and Film podcast, My
Speaker 1: Walkers and Talkers podcast not nominated. Let me ask you
Speaker 1: a question, the best would podcast we have, our our
Speaker 1: friends serial Killer Scotty being Andrew not nominated. Our audience
Speaker 1: is called the Slices. We could be a food podcast. Now.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question if you if one
Speaker 1: of only one of us got nominated for Best Male Host,
Speaker 1: would you be upset if you got nominated and you didn't. No,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. No, No, alright, good, no, No, I really wouldn't,
Speaker 1: do you know, It's not It's not like that for me.
Speaker 1: I've never been that guy. I do want the podcast
Speaker 1: to succeed on any level it can. Any kind of
Speaker 1: notoriety we can get would be great. But if we
Speaker 1: can't get notoriety from our own company, our own company,
Speaker 1: come on, people, comedy bag bang. I want to be
Speaker 1: I want to I wanted them to fly me out
Speaker 1: there again and have a great weekend, a good time,
Speaker 1: you know, rub elbows with the big wigs. You think
Speaker 1: you think, uh, Conan O'Brien is showing up to the
Speaker 1: I don't. I think that's their hope. I mean, I
Speaker 1: think I think by nominating celebrity. They're putting the Podcast
Speaker 1: Awards in a different stratosphere. They're gonna bring some l a,
Speaker 1: some some glamor glitz, some Hollywood, Hollywood injection to the
Speaker 1: Podcast Awards, and I understand that too. It's a marketing play.
Speaker 1: We also did not get nominated in the Podcast of
Speaker 1: the Year award. Again, they could have thrown us a bone,
Speaker 1: a bone throw us in. You know what, Let's see
Speaker 1: who got nominated. The Ron Burgundy podcast. By the way,
Speaker 1: I think he did eight episodes, that's it. He pre
Speaker 1: did them, put them all together like a day that
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, we don't don't foul fan. And by
Speaker 1: the way, and we're not knocking his podcast because I'm
Speaker 1: just saying he's on the side of busses. I get
Speaker 1: why he was dominated. He's a massive star, Ron Burgundy, huge,
Speaker 1: but he's in there. Conan O'Brien needs a friend, not
Speaker 1: only for best Podcast. I'm gonna have to listen to him.
Speaker 1: My favorite murder stuff you should know, that's always huge.
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan experience. They created podcasts, the people and stuff,
Speaker 1: you know, right, I mean those a legends, legends, legends,
Speaker 1: legend industry, legends. By the way, this was this Mark married.
Speaker 1: By the way, he's there for I think either Podcast
Speaker 1: of the Year or Best Male Host. Mark Marin's a
Speaker 1: legend in the industry. Right well, anyway, this is a sound.
Speaker 1: I spent ten minutes on this. I don't mind losing
Speaker 1: the Will Farrell. And by the way, you can't say, well, foul,
Speaker 1: it's Ron Burgundy. I don't mind losing the Will Burgundy.
Speaker 1: Ron Burgundy. Yes, I would just like to be included
Speaker 1: in a category. It would be nice, It would be nice.
Speaker 1: But it must be nice to have Burgundy on your side,
Speaker 1: you know. But alright, alright, so so so so we're done.
Speaker 1: All right, we're done. We're that part, but we can't
Speaker 1: really That was our gripe session. We're upset. I'm I'm upset,
Speaker 1: just to say you're upset than I am. I'm upset.
Speaker 1: I'm just rare but not surprised. Again, I predicted that
Speaker 1: we were going to get snubbed because I knew it.
Speaker 1: We're gonna they were gonna go all l a in
Speaker 1: Hollywood with it. Because again, first year was more of
Speaker 1: an experiments that let's just if you if you people
Speaker 1: together nominate, if they had said, we're going all new,
Speaker 1: no repeats. Okay, the Tony Awards do that. They it's
Speaker 1: always got to be like a new Broadway show. Right. Well,
Speaker 1: see that's the that's the scam of the Tony Awards.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna blow. I've already bloodcast Tony Awards a scam.
Speaker 1: If it's your first episode, I know you listen to
Speaker 1: order if it's your first episode. The scam of the
Speaker 1: Tony Awards is that once someone, anyone, wins an award
Speaker 1: for a role on Broadway, that role can never win
Speaker 1: a Tony Award again if you play let's say, Alexander
Speaker 1: Hamilton's and Linn Manuel. Right, you caught the reference I
Speaker 1: made a minute ago, right, Yes, there was. You're quoting
Speaker 1: Hamilton's Zone, all right, well no it's a song from
Speaker 1: so yeah. That means how good you are can never
Speaker 1: win a Tony for playing Alexander. That's why all new
Speaker 1: how the New probably shows are the ones that nominated everybody.
Speaker 1: That's because every show is Tony would nominated. Because eventually
Speaker 1: and everything they run out of shows that were nominated.
Speaker 1: Everything is a New York Times best seller, right, Lots
Speaker 1: of books get on that list. So I would it
Speaker 1: would be nice. So I feel like, could we no
Speaker 1: longer be nominated we didn't win, Well, we could. We
Speaker 1: could definitely say that, hey we are we are still.
Speaker 1: We don't have to say the year and and listen,
Speaker 1: the expression is it's it's it's it's his rewarding just
Speaker 1: to be nominated now, just well we weren't right last year,
Speaker 1: that was our slogan. It was it's an honor just
Speaker 1: to be nominated, by the way, that was not a slogan.
Speaker 1: And right up to the point where we didn't write
Speaker 1: dishonor right up until the point where we didn't win,
Speaker 1: we're like, oh, we really want to win. We got
Speaker 1: this thing. Now my parents call me again. Oh they
Speaker 1: are absolutely baddie. The older you get us. I love
Speaker 1: my mom and dad, but the older they get Brodie,
Speaker 1: you can relate. My father's like, don't so up. There's
Speaker 1: been there's been a rash of crime here in Bensonhurst.
Speaker 1: Get getting wash. I'm thinking about putting in the security
Speaker 1: cameras and what the security cameras that jingle ready, don't
Speaker 1: you dare? Don't you dare? You can tell the story?
Speaker 1: Do you know? He know? He wasn't even gonnapproach one
Speaker 1: of the first even gonna approach me about. He was
Speaker 1: just like, I'm thinking of getting wouldn't just move so as?
Speaker 1: I said that, you do know that I advertise for
Speaker 1: alarm company and an alarm company on the radio. If
Speaker 1: you listen to you know what you were talking about.
Speaker 1: And he goes, dude, you could help me, uh? I said, yeah.
Speaker 1: So they send a guy to my father's house, my
Speaker 1: mother and father and and he goes, today, we got
Speaker 1: a problem, the guys here and the kids en. He
Speaker 1: wants to check the wires. He wants a drill holes
Speaker 1: through the brick. We're gonna get leaks. He's gonna put
Speaker 1: wires up the side of the house. He's gotta go
Speaker 1: into your bedroom because he said that's where the internet is,
Speaker 1: and the internet I don't want to connect into the
Speaker 1: way to that. I said, Dad, do you want them
Speaker 1: to do one of those half asked jobs where you
Speaker 1: just with his note, what's a wireless where it's battery
Speaker 1: operated and you stick it's taped up and somebody could
Speaker 1: just come and rip the fucking thing off the door.
Speaker 1: I said, no, you want real mounted cameras, hard wired
Speaker 1: with amazing crystal clear pictures. I said, you want the
Speaker 1: real deal for the front and the back of the house.
Speaker 1: And he said to me, I don't know about that.
Speaker 1: Rip up, my fucking it's gonna look like a fucking
Speaker 1: mess en wires running up in here in the closet
Speaker 1: AND's gonna move Like I already know the type of dad.
Speaker 1: Your father is something from the neighborhood. He still has
Speaker 1: his old cable box wiring. Yes, he has his antenna
Speaker 1: from his TV, the Funny Rabbit PO, the fucking HBO,
Speaker 1: a little dish. He's got all that ship and he
Speaker 1: doesn't want separate because he doesn't want doesn't want to
Speaker 1: move anything because there's a hole in the wall, right.
Speaker 1: I don't need him drawing off walls on the walls.
Speaker 1: I said, Dad, I'm like, do you want? I mean,
Speaker 1: what do you want? And he says to me, he goes,
Speaker 1: I don't know. So I said, I said, the guy
Speaker 1: that I said you make I said that step away.
Speaker 1: You're making me look bad. I said, this guy. First
Speaker 1: of all, this guy represents us, and it's got a
Speaker 1: lot of you know, he's also doing your favor a
Speaker 1: lot is doing us a favor. You know, there's a
Speaker 1: lot riding on this. I radvertise for them. Don't make
Speaker 1: me look bad, don't make me look like an asshole. Plus,
Speaker 1: these looks not my client. But I know who they are,
Speaker 1: and they're good people, professionals. By the way, the knock
Speaker 1: a hole in the wall. They're the best in the business.
Speaker 1: I said, you don't think they're gonna do it. You
Speaker 1: don't think they're gonna do it in aazing job. So
Speaker 1: I had I was arguing with my father, you had
Speaker 1: to see this. This was yesterday and and and he's like,
Speaker 1: the guy's at the house. He he's gonna be here
Speaker 1: eight hours. He's gonna be stipling thing. Anyway. I just
Speaker 1: got a call from my parents just before we started
Speaker 1: this podcast, and they said, Anthony, I just want to
Speaker 1: thank you. The guy did an amazing job. You never
Speaker 1: know he was here. You can't tell they were any wires,
Speaker 1: can't tell of any trace of anything. You can't tell.
Speaker 1: I mean, it is beautiful. He's and the picture is
Speaker 1: crystal clear. Sloman's is the best hit. The fucking jingle.
Speaker 1: Don't try to tell me that was your father sang it,
Speaker 1: not you said it. They couldn't help you. They couldn't
Speaker 1: help you do an amazing job. And I gotta say,
Speaker 1: he apologized to me. But let's take a step back.
Speaker 1: All parents just like that. I don't ever want to
Speaker 1: become that. Will you lose all sense of rationale? I said, Dad?
Speaker 1: Would I steer you in the wrong direction? I am
Speaker 1: giving you on a silver platter and you're gonna get
Speaker 1: an amazing deal. Why would you? Why would you question
Speaker 1: your son? I'm your son? But they they were screaming
Speaker 1: and yelling at me. You this was like, this was
Speaker 1: a catastrophe for an hour yesterday. Argue. I'm like, don't
Speaker 1: you embarrass me. Let them do the job, Dad, Please
Speaker 1: don't send them back. They're gonna send them back in
Speaker 1: the truck. I said, no, no, I said, con you
Speaker 1: got you gotta trust me that they're going to do
Speaker 1: the right thing by you. And they did, and they did.
Speaker 1: It always comes out and they always apologize to me
Speaker 1: in the end. Your your mom is not like that,
Speaker 1: or she is. She's like that with something. She trusts
Speaker 1: me on most things. But you know, when you get
Speaker 1: to a certain age, change is not like hearing that.
Speaker 1: It always starts with that. When you get to a
Speaker 1: certain age, you become less patient, distrusting, even at your
Speaker 1: age scary. There are things that you would like when
Speaker 1: you were younger, you would be like, oh, I never wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I'm never gonna think that way. But she started thinking
Speaker 1: that way. I never thought i'd watch cable news when
Speaker 1: I was younger. Now watch I watch a couple of
Speaker 1: hours every night. Because do you like your priorities changed?
Speaker 1: Like what I know? But I always want to be fun,
Speaker 1: and I always want to be open minded, and I
Speaker 1: always want to be and I don't ever want to
Speaker 1: I'm not. I don't want to turn into them. That's
Speaker 1: a terrible thing to say. I don't want to. I
Speaker 1: don't want to have the the way that the mind work.
Speaker 1: You know, my mom has been in the podcast. You
Speaker 1: know she's cool. She has an iPad, she's got a knifehone,
Speaker 1: the whole thing. Um. But her first response is always
Speaker 1: what do I need that for? What do I need
Speaker 1: that for? I I got what I have is good.
Speaker 1: So she gave me a fifty all the gift card
Speaker 1: to Amazon. Not for me, it's hards but I I
Speaker 1: do all the orderings. I have Amazon Prime, and so
Speaker 1: whatever she wants, she sends me a link and says,
Speaker 1: order this for me. So I order it with hard
Speaker 1: gift card. She pays for a nice shipator also use
Speaker 1: my Amazon Prime whatever. So she gives me a fifty
Speaker 1: all the gift card. She says, put that in the account.
Speaker 1: If I need anything, take care of it. So she's
Speaker 1: got some more TVs in every room, but for some reason,
Speaker 1: one of in her bedroom, the Samsung TV, won't log
Speaker 1: on properly. Don't know why. Who Amazon Prime. She desperately
Speaker 1: wants to watch Fabulus. Mrs Maisiel, you know my mother.
Speaker 1: That show is perfect for her. So I said, you
Speaker 1: know what, Mom, gonna get you a firestick. I may
Speaker 1: have an old one laying around the house, and I'll
Speaker 1: give it to you because it's not four K and
Speaker 1: all my TVs are four K now, so I'll give
Speaker 1: you the one that's regular high definition. She's, uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: if you think I need it, But like I have
Speaker 1: enough television. Mom. I know you want to watch Frankie
Speaker 1: and Johnny. I think is one show a couple of
Speaker 1: shows I know she wants to watch. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: got a lot of my DV. Are what I need
Speaker 1: it for? Mom? I'll get you the thing. So I
Speaker 1: set up to fire the old fire stick at my house.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at it and it's really kind of clunky.
Speaker 1: It's like second generation. I'm not liking the the interface.
Speaker 1: Like you know what, I get an Instagram thing it
Speaker 1: says half price fire sticks. Like mom loves a bargain.
Speaker 1: I'll get it the fifty dollar firestick for bucks whatever
Speaker 1: it was, you know, So I use her gift card.
Speaker 1: I get it a nice one. I show up to
Speaker 1: the house with a brand new in the box, latest
Speaker 1: fourth generation whatever it is. Oh, don't you can give
Speaker 1: me the old one. I got this for twenty five dollars.
Speaker 1: It's normally like fifty. It's the newest, and it's four
Speaker 1: I guess it's four it's just I go, it's four K.
Speaker 1: If you ever get a TV for four with four K,
Speaker 1: you're ready to go to it's perfect. Oh well, how
Speaker 1: did you pay for it? I used your gift card?
Speaker 1: Would use give card? I wanted to use that for
Speaker 1: a big purchase, like AFT Now if I want to
Speaker 1: buy something for a hundred dollars or seventy five dollars,
Speaker 1: I was gonna use the fifty Now how much do
Speaker 1: I have left? I go, like five. What am I
Speaker 1: gonna buy with? I want to fit? What do I
Speaker 1: need this for? So then of course I come out.
Speaker 1: You know what, go get dinner ready, like I brought
Speaker 1: in tian food. I said, go put out plates. Whatever
Speaker 1: you want to do. I want to set it up.
Speaker 1: When you come into bedroom later, you'll see. All right,
Speaker 1: But I got what I mean. So she puts out
Speaker 1: the plates, getting right, all right, the dinners right, okay,
Speaker 1: give him it. I download all the apps, I set
Speaker 1: it up. I bring her into the bedroom after dinner.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all of a sudden, Oh okay, I see,
Speaker 1: and I can just fin I can go on YouTube. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I can Amazon Prime and Hello and and and Netflix.
Speaker 1: Like all I gotta do is hit the sauce button
Speaker 1: to get to ht my three. Yeah, you're all good. Right,
Speaker 1: here's the button, right you look, you can use your
Speaker 1: voice is a voice button. I can just talk into it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: My parents are the same way with Uber. They refuse
Speaker 1: to use My mom doesn't my mom? They do, but
Speaker 1: it's like they're like they still make plans for the
Speaker 1: for the airport. The airport thing is a problem. I said,
Speaker 1: it'll work the same day, it will work the same
Speaker 1: way as you're going to the airport and picking you
Speaker 1: up from the airport, as it would any other day
Speaker 1: if you're going anywhere else. But I gotta make sure
Speaker 1: that we're on time. We gotta make sure that we
Speaker 1: we don't miss our flights. So you know, they have
Speaker 1: to call a car service. What is this car service?
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, well, whatever, parents are difficult, get well.
Speaker 1: I got the iPad problem this week. So my mom
Speaker 1: tells me there's something wrong with the iPad. What Mom,
Speaker 1: I'm charging it and the battery's dying right away. What
Speaker 1: do you mean that it's a new iPad, it's a
Speaker 1: year old. It shouldn't be dying. It wasn't dying a
Speaker 1: week ago. It's it's just I charge it like and
Speaker 1: I I said, Mom, uh is it charging fully? I think? So? Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: do you have all your programs open? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you mean. We'll double click the
Speaker 1: home key and if if every program you've ever used
Speaker 1: is open, it's trained in the battery. You gotta swipe
Speaker 1: them off the screen. And this is one thing that
Speaker 1: I pought iPads and iPhones need to do. Android has
Speaker 1: a close all button, right once you hit the double
Speaker 1: home button, you can just hit clothes all closes every
Speaker 1: program right. Apple doesn't have that hit the swipe swipeswipeswipe,
Speaker 1: So I said, read to me. What it's just. I'm
Speaker 1: double clicking. Nothing's happening. It's going to the desktop like
Speaker 1: the main screen. Not double click fast enough. Are you
Speaker 1: going click click or you going click click? I don't
Speaker 1: know what's the difference speed, Mom, so go click click. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm still going continue. She goes, all right, I click clicked. Mom,
Speaker 1: did you clicklick boom or did you boom boom? You're
Speaker 1: confusing me, Mama. How am I confusing you? I'm making
Speaker 1: sound effects either double click enough. I don't know when
Speaker 1: you're here next time to help me? No, Mom, not
Speaker 1: gonna be there for a week. Things done. So I
Speaker 1: talked her through it. I was fifteen minutes on the phone.
Speaker 1: Boom boom, boom. Finally she bub boom is fast enough? Oh,
Speaker 1: all the programs are open. So she's I swipe, I
Speaker 1: got my says I'm closed. She's now she's telling me
Speaker 1: I'm closing Solitaire. I'm closing the email. You don't need
Speaker 1: telling I'll call you. Call me back later. Is the
Speaker 1: same thing on the phone with me. She's telling me
Speaker 1: every step of the way everything she's doing. If she
Speaker 1: can't find the way, why is the orientation on my
Speaker 1: phone wrong? Okay, you have to hit the settings button
Speaker 1: or you have to swipey have to, but you have
Speaker 1: it unlocked. What do you mean it's unlock. It's the
Speaker 1: phone with the circle around. Yeah, like that time with
Speaker 1: the arrow going in a certain kind of clockwise. David,
Speaker 1: don't be mad. Not rotate again. It's not rotate again.
Speaker 1: Do you remember from the last time. So she took
Speaker 1: it like twenty minutes to close every program. So I
Speaker 1: got the phone calls. It's holding a charge. Now, good, Okay,
Speaker 1: it works. We have some I have a couple of
Speaker 1: minor things. That was one of them. I got some
Speaker 1: minded things too. You go first. Here's some minor things.
Speaker 1: I tried. The not a sponsor. You know, the hyped
Speaker 1: up Popeye's chicken sandwich that people are killing themselves over
Speaker 1: killing each other for Yeah, they're killing each other, but
Speaker 1: killing for well, they're killing each other. I want that
Speaker 1: chi bad. I'm gonna kill myself. You know the guy
Speaker 1: who the guy who cut the stabbed another guy stabbed
Speaker 1: another cut the line. The guy cut him. Yeah, people
Speaker 1: waiting on line, Like, it's like, what are they waiting
Speaker 1: on line for this chicken? Sup So how good it
Speaker 1: could be. It's still a piece of chicken breaded and
Speaker 1: dropped in grease. Well that's exactly it. I'm beginning to
Speaker 1: think this was all a scam. Um. You know, in
Speaker 1: case you didn't know, Popeyes came out with this chicken
Speaker 1: sand They ran not a sponsor, they ran out quote
Speaker 1: air quotes ran out. Oh my god, we have a
Speaker 1: chicken shortage. It blew up, then it blew up the internet.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we ran out. And they relaunched it
Speaker 1: on Sunday to get into the face of Chick fil
Speaker 1: A because Chick fil a is is closed on Sundays.
Speaker 1: So Popeye said, we're relaunching on a Sunday, and the
Speaker 1: chicken sandwich came out last Sunday, whatever it was, And
Speaker 1: then the lines continued, and now all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: there's chicken for all. So I went in during lunchtime
Speaker 1: that an unassuming Popeyes on a weekday. What is an
Speaker 1: unassuming Popeyes? The one stope Eyes, the assumed dude the
Speaker 1: strip in a strip, mall parking lot that's kind of
Speaker 1: out of public view that people don't know. So not
Speaker 1: one of these Popeyes at like a country club. No,
Speaker 1: like not a pop into. What I mean is, it's
Speaker 1: not a Popeye's at a mall. It's a no valet park.
Speaker 1: It's not a mall. Pop Eye's not on a made thoroughfare.
Speaker 1: There's no one, there's no valley parking. It's in behind
Speaker 1: a building. It's not next to Nordstrom. No, it's not.
Speaker 1: It's an unassuming Popeye's. It's not like Brooklyn industrial clothing.
Speaker 1: It's a Popeye's that's hidden, not wearing a assacchi. My
Speaker 1: Popeyes that not many people go to. And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I know where it is, that that famous chicken sandwich.
Speaker 1: There's three people on the line. People. This is the
Speaker 1: day after I passed it coming to your house and
Speaker 1: I said, oh, I was thinking of stopping a Popeyes
Speaker 1: by your house. Well you know about it, because you
Speaker 1: and I both and then you were like you forgot
Speaker 1: about it, though you did. I did forget it was
Speaker 1: it's an unassuming Popeye right, It's been next to a
Speaker 1: pier one in Sally's Beauty doesn't wear Warby Parker glasses.
Speaker 1: It's just like spises. It's not a big it's not
Speaker 1: a big deal in the parking lot. That how that's
Speaker 1: next to what that that's what neither he nor there.
Speaker 1: The point is you go in, like oh, three people
Speaker 1: online for lunch, all right, so maybe the hype has
Speaker 1: died down. I went in and I did at barstools
Speaker 1: spot barstool sports style. You know, the just one bite
Speaker 1: guy who bites things for seven times and says he
Speaker 1: guy everybody knows Franky, Frank, everybody knows the rules, and
Speaker 1: he bites into the pizza. I'm supposed to rate it
Speaker 1: on a scale of one to ten, with ten with
Speaker 1: tenth points like six point four that guy. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that. So I went in, got the
Speaker 1: chicken sandwich, went home, opened it up, put it on
Speaker 1: my answers story. It's now gone. And the point is,
Speaker 1: you know, one bite, everybody knows the rules. I bit it. Well,
Speaker 1: I eventually ate it, but I judged it that you
Speaker 1: judge it by the first bite, not you can't. You
Speaker 1: can't judge it by the first bite because any sandwich,
Speaker 1: any hamburger, the you have to cut it in half
Speaker 1: and then bite the middle. That's what I did. You know,
Speaker 1: I didn't know because if you bite the edge, your
Speaker 1: chances are you getting more bread that overhangs the meat.
Speaker 1: Whatever it is. The point, the point is I give
Speaker 1: it a seven point seven. It's here's the problem. It's
Speaker 1: a fried chicken sandwich. That's exactly a prod. You know,
Speaker 1: it's I don't want to diss it. It's a great
Speaker 1: chicken sandwich. You'd hate it because it's got pickle on.
Speaker 1: I get it without the pickle right way, you're out.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing that they put pickle on the menu,
Speaker 1: Like did they show you this pickle? Because you know
Speaker 1: chick fili. They fucked me. They put every ingredient but
Speaker 1: pickle on the menu. I have to double check it's
Speaker 1: also underneath. So what they do is it's bun, some
Speaker 1: kind of sauce, pickle, fried bread, and chicken tender. You
Speaker 1: got me back, and a bun top bun. And so
Speaker 1: when you eat it, I think maybe because of the
Speaker 1: way it's hitting your palette, it's it's it's fucking with
Speaker 1: you a little bit. The point is it's no better
Speaker 1: than any other chicken. I mean, it's good it's good.
Speaker 1: I mean I liked it. I ate the whole thing,
Speaker 1: and I'm like it wasn't bad. But it was like
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there and I'm like, Okay, this could be
Speaker 1: just as good as Burger King and Wendy's and McDonald
Speaker 1: by that ships spreading. I was in smashed Burger yesterday
Speaker 1: and they now have a fried chicken sandwich, which I've
Speaker 1: never seen before. But if it's been this six months,
Speaker 1: right up there with all the rest, does it stand out?
Speaker 1: Not really. So it's just an uh uh an average
Speaker 1: maybe a little better than average chicken sandwich. And you
Speaker 1: create your own hype. Well that's the thing. Now I'm
Speaker 1: thinking back, like what then these people standing in line?
Speaker 1: Did they pay people on social media to say how
Speaker 1: great it was? I think the marketing ploy was when
Speaker 1: they pulled it, because it was quote, we ran out,
Speaker 1: they held the land is too high, the man is
Speaker 1: so high, and they ran out, ran out. How do
Speaker 1: you run out of chicken? Well, you know who does
Speaker 1: that too. Same thing is concerts. What they do is
Speaker 1: they put on sale three quarters of the seats and
Speaker 1: then they sell it out right because they got sold out,
Speaker 1: so then they go, wait, we moved some speakers around,
Speaker 1: we moved some chairs. We've got more tickets, or they'll go.
Speaker 1: We just added a second night. Hey, here's a little
Speaker 1: secret for you. The second night was already scheduled. They
Speaker 1: just didn't announce it. They don't want to sell five
Speaker 1: thousand and five thousand, they want to sell ten thousand,
Speaker 1: sell it out and then make you feel like, dude,
Speaker 1: everyone's going, now I gotta go on the second night.
Speaker 1: I got my second star. That's what I felt with
Speaker 1: this chicken sandwich. Yeah, you got double concerted. They're like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's back in stock and I'm going to
Speaker 1: get one right now. And it totally after It was
Speaker 1: a mind f And I'm telling you there's people that
Speaker 1: now going they do that with concerts. Yeah, damn right,
Speaker 1: sure do, sure do. Thank you pop Eyes for for
Speaker 1: leading me in and uh and and just like you
Speaker 1: think there was an open night at the at the
Speaker 1: at the at the arena that no one was there,
Speaker 1: just there was gonna be empty. But because they sold
Speaker 1: out the first night, No they're not. That contract was
Speaker 1: signed months ago, blowing off and then the reverse to that.
Speaker 1: When an artist all of a sudden gets sick or
Speaker 1: they can't, Oh my god, can't boor ticket sales. That's
Speaker 1: why they canceled the show. Paul McCartney doesn't get sick, right,
Speaker 1: Ed Sheeran doesn't get sick. He sells out every time.
Speaker 1: So you know, if your concert gets canceled due to
Speaker 1: illness or oh I lost my voice, gotta go on vocal,
Speaker 1: the doctor says, doctor's wonders. Guess what low ticket sales? Sorry, yeah,
Speaker 1: blown the doors off. Now those people can't come in
Speaker 1: here as our guests on the on the Big Show
Speaker 1: and be mad at us now. But it's true though,
Speaker 1: that's what they do. That that's a little life that's
Speaker 1: behind the curtain. They don't want it. They don't want
Speaker 1: to use that as the excuse, so they use a
Speaker 1: different excuse. Although t I or someone just recently came
Speaker 1: out and said, by the way, I'm canceling my show
Speaker 1: because the poor ticket sales. By the way, he is
Speaker 1: too busy checking his daughter's vagina out. I saw that
Speaker 1: the vagina. I saw the I saw that story. I
Speaker 1: saw that. Yeah, yeah, he's he's that. That's that's one
Speaker 1: of my jokes. We'll get to that in a second.
Speaker 1: But that is creepy as hell. First of all, that
Speaker 1: that that he consults his daughter's guano and and tells
Speaker 1: her to make sure that he checks make sure that
Speaker 1: she's not that she's still a virgin. By the way,
Speaker 1: just because you lose it doesn't mean you can lose
Speaker 1: it horseback. You can lose it any of them. So
Speaker 1: there's other orifices she could be actively using while you're
Speaker 1: checking on one of them. All right, Can I talk
Speaker 1: some TV for a minute. All right, I'm gonna start
Speaker 1: off slow. I wanna I wanna talk about two shows
Speaker 1: and my problem with Disney. Plus, um, so I watched
Speaker 1: there's a show called Watchman, The Watchman, Let's watch Watchman,
Speaker 1: actually not the watch Watchman. It's based on a comic book,
Speaker 1: twelve issues of a comic book that became a graphic novel.
Speaker 1: They made a movie out of it, which was average,
Speaker 1: but the comic is a groundbreaking comic book, industry changing
Speaker 1: comic from the eighties. I have all twelve issues, by
Speaker 1: the way, in perfect condition, I am. Anyway, So there's
Speaker 1: there's a show on HBO now based on the comics,
Speaker 1: not the movie, because the movie was very, very different.
Speaker 1: So my friend Jeff, who I've mentioned on the podcast before.
Speaker 1: We watched episode one together. Okay, we watched his house
Speaker 1: on his big big TVs and his mother's basement. No,
Speaker 1: his basement didn't living, so we watched it. We both
Speaker 1: liked it, but it was one of those were like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I gotta see the second one. I'm not sure where
Speaker 1: I'm at with this. There's a lot of there's a
Speaker 1: lot of like, uh uh, mysteries, a lot of little threads.
Speaker 1: You're not sure where the show where the show is going.
Speaker 1: So the show's on Sunday nights up against the Walking Dead.
Speaker 1: Now you know, I do walkers and talkers. I gotta
Speaker 1: watch the Walking Dead. So uh, like Tuesday, I still
Speaker 1: haven't watched it yet. I don't know if he liked it.
Speaker 1: So I text him and I say, did you watch
Speaker 1: the second episode of Watchman? If so, did you like it? Now?
Speaker 1: Let me guess. He responds with some plot something that
Speaker 1: happened that you didn't because you didn't see it yet,
Speaker 1: and he just gave it away. Oh yeah, did you
Speaker 1: see that? So he says. He says, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: spoil it, though he says yes, shocker about the chief
Speaker 1: being blah blah blah blah blah bah. So I said, dude,
Speaker 1: I hope you're not serious. I haven't watched it yet.
Speaker 1: He said, then, why didn't you add? Why did you ask?
Speaker 1: I said, I asked if you liked it because I
Speaker 1: hadn't watched it. I wasn't true if you're gonna keep
Speaker 1: watching the show, I wanted to know your thoughts. What
Speaker 1: I didn't say was tell me about the episode. He says,
Speaker 1: I figured you watched it and wanted my opinion. You
Speaker 1: know what, Brodi hold on? You didn't say to not
Speaker 1: tell him about the episode? And I said, did you
Speaker 1: like it? So then I said, I said, yes, what
Speaker 1: doesn't matter as you hold on? Hold on? So I said,
Speaker 1: I asked your opinion because I wanted your opinion, not
Speaker 1: your spoilers. And he says, I'm cracking up right now
Speaker 1: like he thinks it's funny. Yeah, so I said, so,
Speaker 1: I said, the funny part of all this is you
Speaker 1: didn't tell me whether you like it or not, which
Speaker 1: is the actual question. I asked you, So fuck you, Jeff, nah,
Speaker 1: I said, did you watch it unwarranted? Did you like
Speaker 1: it unwarranted? You are out of line, You're out of line,
Speaker 1: Dad Brody, if you if you're going to move repete.
Speaker 1: Repeat the initial text again to me, repeat the text on,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, let me hear it before, Jeff,
Speaker 1: hold on, Jeff, just you got a friend and scaryld
Speaker 1: before I read the text again. Okay, if you say
Speaker 1: to me, Hey, that new murder mystery movie? Have you
Speaker 1: seen it yet? Did you like it? And I said, oh,
Speaker 1: it was great. Couldn't believe the redhead was the killer,
Speaker 1: You'd be pissed because you didn't ask me who the
Speaker 1: killer was. You asked me if I liked the movie too? Literal? Yes,
Speaker 1: literal litter all I said, did you watch the second
Speaker 1: episode of Watchman? Question mark? If so, did you like it?
Speaker 1: Because I wanted to know if he's going to continue
Speaker 1: watching the show, because I want to know if I
Speaker 1: should continue watching the show. He says, yes, shocker about
Speaker 1: the chief being blah blah blah whatever. He said, Did
Speaker 1: I say, tell me the spoiler? No? But here's the thing.
Speaker 1: You're you're the fact that you're engaging him in conversation
Speaker 1: lens lends it, lends uh it to him talking to
Speaker 1: you about it in an open because he's now assuming Leslie.
Speaker 1: But he's assuming correctly that you knew that you watched
Speaker 1: it too, so he wants to get it out in
Speaker 1: the opening. Oh, let's have an open dialogue about this
Speaker 1: is what I would have said, but I would say
Speaker 1: did you watch I would have said, did you watch
Speaker 1: the second episode of Watchman? I just finished it? Did
Speaker 1: you like it? I liked it. I would have said something,
Speaker 1: but I didn't I said did you watch it? Could
Speaker 1: keep in mind our last conversation was I'm not sure
Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch the second episode. I'm not sure how
Speaker 1: I feel about it. Uh, let's figure out what we're doing.
Speaker 1: So we had agreed we didn't love if we loved
Speaker 1: the first episode, so I did not say I watched it.
Speaker 1: Plus plus I was sick that week. That was the
Speaker 1: week I was out sick, So he knew I was sick,
Speaker 1: but no, he didn't. He can't assume that, Brodie, he
Speaker 1: knew I was six I texted him, But he can't
Speaker 1: assume you didn't watch it. In fact, if you're sick,
Speaker 1: I'm assuming you're watching double TV watching Where where does
Speaker 1: it say I watched it? Did you watch the second? Also? Okay,
Speaker 1: this goes either way. Because you should have tweet us
Speaker 1: because you should have said you should have You should
Speaker 1: have said it right up front. Hey, I didn't get
Speaker 1: a chance to catch the episode yet, dot dot dot.
Speaker 1: But what did you think of it? No? I know,
Speaker 1: I said, did you like it? You're wrong? Hey, did
Speaker 1: you did? Did you see Titanic? Did you like it? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Jack dies at the end? Nobody speaks that way, No,
Speaker 1: they don't. Did you like it? Yeah? The special effects
Speaker 1: were great? Nope, you play all the songs I wrote
Speaker 1: all you want? Well, you wrote him for a reason,
Speaker 1: because you knew that one day this day would come.
Speaker 1: If i'm people are gonna tweet us and they're gonna
Speaker 1: tell us what they think. Once again, for the record,
Speaker 1: read your initial text. For those who haven't heard it
Speaker 1: seven times now, read it again. Did you watch the
Speaker 1: second EPISO sode of Watchman? Okay? If so, did you
Speaker 1: like it? Because if it was me, and I'll have
Speaker 1: to ask you that question. And I got that text
Speaker 1: like he's like, yeah, he must have seen. He's asking
Speaker 1: me because he saw it. So, man, what a plot
Speaker 1: twist that was? I'm gonna yeah, so I could openly
Speaker 1: talk about it. He wasn't being a dick. He didn't
Speaker 1: do it on perfect and you were not specific. You're wrong.
Speaker 1: I wasn't specific. I didn't say I watched it. Let
Speaker 1: the audience be the judge. They'll be the judge. By
Speaker 1: the way, although I'm not done yet, I got more
Speaker 1: TV stuff. They no, I'm going back to I was
Speaker 1: gonna go do more TV stuff, but continue, I got
Speaker 1: TV stuff. No, continue, you can do it your turn. Well,
Speaker 1: tonate good. It was more like music stuff that fuck
Speaker 1: you that I'm going back to TV. So I I
Speaker 1: really enjoy Watchman. You don't have to read the comic,
Speaker 1: but there's great you because Greg greg T was talking
Speaker 1: to Greg T. I don't understand Greg T about Watchman.
Speaker 1: Everything they tell you. He says to me, why the
Speaker 1: police office is wearing masks? They tell you that in
Speaker 1: the first episode. I don't understand why blah blah, I
Speaker 1: go they tell you that in the second episode. I
Speaker 1: don't know what he's watching. Anyway, I told him, like
Speaker 1: I tell anybody, you can always go on YouTube. There
Speaker 1: are people who get paid a lot of money to
Speaker 1: review TV shows and break down the plots. So if
Speaker 1: you're like I didn't understand it, So Watchmen very good,
Speaker 1: loving the Mandalorian. If you're a Star Wars fan, I
Speaker 1: got Disney Plus. I had a fight with Disney Plus.
Speaker 1: That's we'll get to that later. I had a little
Speaker 1: problem with Disney Plus and Verizon, mostly with Verizon, but
Speaker 1: the Mandalorian if you're a Star Wars fan, excellent. Somebody
Speaker 1: uh posted on social media last night, I think on
Speaker 1: my page, when does it take place in the Star
Speaker 1: Wars saga? When does it take place in the timeline
Speaker 1: of all the Star Wars movies? When does the Mandalorian
Speaker 1: take place? You lost me already? Okay, between which movies?
Speaker 1: Of the of the nine movies? Where does it fit
Speaker 1: in the timeline? Okay? So it happens to be five
Speaker 1: years after Return of the Jedi. So if you like
Speaker 1: Return of the Jedi, it's got all the same droids,
Speaker 1: the same cause, the same vehicles. It's and it's very good.
Speaker 1: But again that's one of those questions. You could just
Speaker 1: google what I'm saying. It's I'm saying it's excellent. But
Speaker 1: I had to get Disney Plus to get that, and
Speaker 1: according to Verizon I should have gotten an easy PC free.
Speaker 1: No problem, but major problem. We'll talk about that later
Speaker 1: because I want to hear the music story. It's not music.
Speaker 1: I just want your opinion on this. I hate it.
Speaker 1: John Legend and Kelly Clarkson redid Baby It's called Outside, okay,
Speaker 1: can said why they did it? Okay. First of the
Speaker 1: original song is I love listen. I love on the second.
Speaker 1: I love John Legend. I love him on um, I
Speaker 1: love him on as Jesus, no Jesus. He's on the voice.
Speaker 1: I like his Yeah, he's on, He's on the voice.
Speaker 1: I like him. I like him, I like him, I
Speaker 1: love his music. He's great, but by a little but
Speaker 1: because that's how much I love. Tell me what he
Speaker 1: you recorded Baby It's Cold Outside? Hold on as a spoof,
Speaker 1: Please tell me that this was tongue in cheek. But
Speaker 1: I hope it's like to throw shade on the snowflakes,
Speaker 1: I hope. But the original version of Baby It's called
Speaker 1: Outside is the girl saying maybe I should go, and
Speaker 1: he says not only baby, he's trying it's cold out there,
Speaker 1: and he's trying to use the excuse that it's so
Speaker 1: fucking cold out but because he wants to stay hang
Speaker 1: out here pretty much. Maybe people, it's it's not date rape.
Speaker 1: People are saying that people, I'm saying that's what people
Speaker 1: are saying. You can encourage a woman to say, why
Speaker 1: don't you say it's cold out there? He didn't say,
Speaker 1: I've barricaded the doors, he can't leave, and I bought
Speaker 1: you dinner. The least you could do is have some.
Speaker 1: But then and then there's the one line that said, hey,
Speaker 1: what's in this She says, what's in this drink? Almost
Speaker 1: like alluding to the fact that he puts some kind
Speaker 1: of a you know, like a bill something. No, I
Speaker 1: think she's saying, like, oh, this is good. What's He's
Speaker 1: not drugging her? In the fifties, Dean Martin wasn't drugging
Speaker 1: women in the know. But or maybe it's a little
Speaker 1: the drinks a little strong, like you're trying to get
Speaker 1: me drunk, so I lose all inhibitions. I mean, I'm not,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I just wanted to set up the store,
Speaker 1: is all right, It's it's a it's a it's a
Speaker 1: song from the people six months ago, people Christmas. It's
Speaker 1: a classics personal opinion, I got no problem with that,
Speaker 1: but whatever it is, what it is, the song is.
Speaker 1: It was done at a different time, and we should
Speaker 1: restore class. Should we talk about what Disney did We'll
Speaker 1: get to that too. That's part two of this so so,
Speaker 1: but continue on. So John Legend Studio. I like to
Speaker 1: think they did it so that people here are ridiculous.
Speaker 1: It sounds I don't think. I would like to hope
Speaker 1: they didn't do it. So snowflake radio stations can play it.
Speaker 1: That's well, that's what I'm trying to get to. The
Speaker 1: By the way, if you're a snowflake radio station for Christmas,
Speaker 1: it seems like that it makes sense. Yes, snowflakes, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, Christmas. So he recorded his song. I'm looking
Speaker 1: for the clip because I had it earlier and it's
Speaker 1: now gone. Of course everything gets erased, um and and
Speaker 1: get so here it is John Legend and Kelly Clarkson
Speaker 1: and baby it's called out. So here's a little clip.
Speaker 1: This is the new version. Everybody's familiar with the old one. Well,
Speaker 1: the dots. I think they should rejoice your body and
Speaker 1: your eyes. I like side. Now you say no, then
Speaker 1: you really ought to go. I think that's more offensive. Okay,
Speaker 1: she said I really should say no, no, no, he
Speaker 1: says you, then you really should go. Now. People are
Speaker 1: saying like, oh, that's great because he doesn't want it.
Speaker 1: He's like, you should leave, girl, because if you don't
Speaker 1: want to, I get it. You do what you want.
Speaker 1: It's actually reverse psychology. But I think no, no. What
Speaker 1: I think he's saying is, oh, really you don't have sex,
Speaker 1: you should go. That's what I think he's saying. Can
Speaker 1: you back up that part right there? You could do that.
Speaker 1: I think he's saying, oh, really, no, goodbye. That's how
Speaker 1: I see that. I see her saying, you know, I
Speaker 1: think that. I think what they meant was I'm saying,
Speaker 1: and he's like, you know what, if you're not comfortable,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to take advantage of you. I'll put
Speaker 1: you in a car whatever. I think though, it's like, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm sitting here when I got sucking blue balls, get
Speaker 1: the funk out. It's like I should say no, but
Speaker 1: he's like, you should go, you should go. That's worse.
Speaker 1: He didn't. I'm sorry he did not mean that. When
Speaker 1: he records in the original song, he's like, you know what,
Speaker 1: it's cold. I have a warm home. I don't want
Speaker 1: you to go out in the cold. I worry about you.
Speaker 1: I care about you? The first song much more sensitive
Speaker 1: this one. He's creepy Murray? Is that her cab driver said,
Speaker 1: Murray just pulled up outside by the way, Why is
Speaker 1: he and why is he too? Understand? Baby, I understand
Speaker 1: you can't stay? What's she going? If it's called outside?
Speaker 1: Why is he telling her to go? What woman? What
Speaker 1: woman wants a guy to tell her to leave? Well,
Speaker 1: then she's gonna do. Think she's gonna walk out with
Speaker 1: it with with a complex. She's gonna like, what's wrong
Speaker 1: with me? Why don't you want me to stay? And
Speaker 1: be wool? I don't get it. Look, if you want
Speaker 1: to say, I'll sleep on the couch, take the bed,
Speaker 1: am I and undesirable? I think he should have said, look,
Speaker 1: if if you want to go, look if it's cold,
Speaker 1: look if it's stay in my bed. I'll stay in
Speaker 1: the couch, sleep on the couch. You got locked the
Speaker 1: door from the inside. It's all good you want to do.
Speaker 1: But as soon as she said I think I should
Speaker 1: say no, he's like, you gotta go, Well anyway I want.
Speaker 1: My My thought is that I think that for tomorrow,
Speaker 1: And I thought is he's being tongue in cheek in
Speaker 1: he wished to he could get the tongue in the
Speaker 1: cheek in her cheek. Yeah, that would be in a
Speaker 1: nice version of that song. But I really you know,
Speaker 1: this politically correct version is maybe made to mock the
Speaker 1: or the saying the pendulum has swung too far in
Speaker 1: one direction. So if he could be wrong, if he
Speaker 1: really spoke that way, isn't he just trying to get
Speaker 1: in her pants? That's that's wow? This guy is really nice.
Speaker 1: He hears about me. That's reverse want to have sex,
Speaker 1: and now I want to have sex reverse psychologist. That's
Speaker 1: the cat and mouse game, right, like, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: maybe maybe you know what I want him now? Wait wait, wait, no, no,
Speaker 1: don't see a gentleman implies it's her body, it's her choice.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't say that. You would just be respectful to
Speaker 1: follow the signs and then not not pursue. You wouldn't go, hey, uh,
Speaker 1: how'd you like the dessert? I don't know why. I
Speaker 1: don't know why they recorded. Maybe they really did unless
Speaker 1: they really wanted to get the radio makes a clean
Speaker 1: cut guy Kelly Clarkson's clean cup. Well, you know, it's
Speaker 1: not like they're like I think they were having fun.
Speaker 1: I think in the end they were having fun with it.
Speaker 1: They just had fun with it. They I think it's
Speaker 1: just like I think it's tongue in cheek. But if
Speaker 1: it gets air, play will take it. But he's seriously
Speaker 1: telling how to leave. Uh. So Disney on Disney Plus
Speaker 1: put up a little warning because you know, if you
Speaker 1: watch Friends of the Office, those shows would never fly now.
Speaker 1: They they gay taunt and they they're they're slightly racist
Speaker 1: and they fat shame like stuff that is not by
Speaker 1: today's standard acceptable. But if you watch them, you have
Speaker 1: to do you have to dispel that and go, you know,
Speaker 1: suspend your your snow flakery or not. You have to
Speaker 1: suspend your from crimin. People are more sensitive now. You
Speaker 1: have to suspend it and understand that when movies have
Speaker 1: made in the forties, is gonna be racism and you
Speaker 1: can't hate on them because that was the time period.
Speaker 1: So Disney said on Disney Plus, there's a warning that
Speaker 1: says these movies are in their original format from when
Speaker 1: they were first made. That was very smart. They may
Speaker 1: not beat to today's standards. So um I wrote a
Speaker 1: couple of things world, Oh, I wrote a couple of
Speaker 1: jokes down for Elvis today that he did on the show.
Speaker 1: But I wanted to just read him since we're talking
Speaker 1: about it. Uh, they've they've they've see what they did
Speaker 1: with that song. They've changed some Disney movies to make
Speaker 1: them a little more up to today's standards. So it's
Speaker 1: now instead of snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, it's
Speaker 1: Snowflake White and the seven Little People. Right. Uh, beauty
Speaker 1: and the less than traditional looking man. I can't call
Speaker 1: him a beast. That's be shaming. You don't want to
Speaker 1: be shame. And uh, the lion king or queen. We
Speaker 1: don't know how he identifies either. So just a little
Speaker 1: something there, just to keep it in the PC world.
Speaker 1: But I had a problem with Disney Plus because Verizon, now,
Speaker 1: you tell me if I'm wrong, tell me if I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: Yet this is another another It always goes back to
Speaker 1: TV and and customer service. Okay, Verizon puts out an
Speaker 1: ad It says I got one introducing Disney Plus on
Speaker 1: us starting in November whatever. Whatever. Uh it says, Uh,
Speaker 1: if you, uh, where's the thing here? It's I want
Speaker 1: to want to get the verbage right. I took a
Speaker 1: picture that the took a screenshot. It says, um, if
Speaker 1: you are a five G uh files customer, if you
Speaker 1: are a UM unlimited Verizon phone cell phone user, unlimited data,
Speaker 1: and then it says, you can also get Disney Disney
Speaker 1: Plus on US when you get variety Verizon files on Internet. Well,
Speaker 1: I get it. I've been getting files Internet for like
Speaker 1: seven years. So I call up and uh, I get
Speaker 1: god knows what country two weeks ago, and I say,
Speaker 1: look at my account, And I said, do I qualify
Speaker 1: for the free Disney Yeah? You qualify? Great, how will
Speaker 1: that work? We'll send you you an email on the
Speaker 1: eleventh with your logging and from well you how to
Speaker 1: set it up the link so you can get it
Speaker 1: ready for the twelve. Good, You're good to go. Well,
Speaker 1: the eleventh comes and goes nothing. I don't get an emails.
Speaker 1: I called back and I say, here's my account. Now.
Speaker 1: I get an American woman, I assume she's American, and
Speaker 1: she says, yeah, you don't qualify. What she says, well,
Speaker 1: you don't have unlimited data, I know. And you don't
Speaker 1: have five G while WiFi. I know. So I said,
Speaker 1: but your website says if I get Verizon Files home Internet,
Speaker 1: then I can get it for free, and I have that.
Speaker 1: I get it every month for years. She says it's
Speaker 1: only for new customers. I said, your website doesn't say
Speaker 1: for new customers. It says you. I'm reading it now.
Speaker 1: You can also get Disney Plus on US for twelve
Speaker 1: months when you get Verizon Files Home Internet. I said,
Speaker 1: it says I have to get it. Well I get it.
Speaker 1: Well no, no, no, they mean doesn't say that. It
Speaker 1: doesn't say new customers here on your website. It says
Speaker 1: you have to get it. Well I get it. I'm
Speaker 1: paying the same as the new people I want it. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: it doesn't. You don't qualify. Oh really, you know who
Speaker 1: I wanted to speak to at that point, A manager
Speaker 1: or supervisor, supervisor. So, uh, I got supervisor on the phone.
Speaker 1: And my family is expecting Disney Plus tomorrow. And you
Speaker 1: told me two weeks ago when I called, uh Asia
Speaker 1: somewhere in Asia, they said I qualify. They said, I
Speaker 1: get an email. Did they give it to you? Uh? So,
Speaker 1: really you're gonna jump to the end. Oh, I know
Speaker 1: I know by the tone of your voice. Well, you know,
Speaker 1: because I'm watching the Mandalorian. No, no, no, I know,
Speaker 1: just by the tone of your voice that this isn't
Speaker 1: this didn't go to the escalation team. Now that you
Speaker 1: got your way, you got I got your Well the
Speaker 1: supervisor came in right when you say it, when I
Speaker 1: get it, I get it. It doesn't say when you
Speaker 1: if you with a new purchase. I didn't write that copy.
Speaker 1: That's not my fault. So I got this plus. So
Speaker 1: don't let them screw you over Verizon customers. Get your
Speaker 1: Disney Plus, get your just desserts that's right, not your
Speaker 1: free desserts, your trust dessert and then figure it out
Speaker 1: if you if if upgrading to unlimited is less money
Speaker 1: than the package of Disney that just to get unlimited,
Speaker 1: but don't they'll fuck you. They'll try whoever, not just
Speaker 1: in general companies. You know they will fuck you unless
Speaker 1: you call them on the carpet. You know this. This
Speaker 1: this note here that I wrote, I really want to
Speaker 1: I really want to do this. But this was the
Speaker 1: showing up to the party with not enough for everyone
Speaker 1: and Brodie's note f them. Okay, let's put this aside
Speaker 1: and think about it if we're gonna do this or not.
Speaker 1: Because I have something that is really bothering me and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need your help. Well, the good thing about
Speaker 1: what you want to talk about is that she already
Speaker 1: said she doesn't listen to our podcast, so I think
Speaker 1: I think it's safe. It's been two weeks. Also, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's wait, maybe we'll wait another wait. Okay, but but um,
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta tell you something. And this is
Speaker 1: a customer service issue that I'm going through right now.
Speaker 1: And then can we talk about our dinner? We can
Speaker 1: talk about our dinner anything else you want to talk about.
Speaker 1: And the thirty three dollars I am outraged about and
Speaker 1: it isn't even my thirty hold on. This is where
Speaker 1: I'm going with this hold on thirty seven dollars and
Speaker 1: thirty cents. All right, I'm already upset. This is um
Speaker 1: the New York I'm sorry, the United States Post Office.
Speaker 1: So I had to return a very expensive package to
Speaker 1: a company. And the only way they will accept it
Speaker 1: is what's called registered mail, not priority, not next day,
Speaker 1: It's called registered mail. Registered mail may not be the fastest,
Speaker 1: but it is the safest way to sense something. You
Speaker 1: signed some stuff, they sign some stuff, the papers involved,
Speaker 1: You go, you bring it to the post office. You
Speaker 1: have to package in a certain way, and they stamp
Speaker 1: your box and a hundred different times, and everywhere the
Speaker 1: package goes Ye, you get an update. You get an update,
Speaker 1: and the package is under lock and key in the
Speaker 1: post in that post office. On November five, I walked
Speaker 1: into this Canal Street post office, the big one, the
Speaker 1: big one with very few workers, and I paid a premium.
Speaker 1: They weighed the package. By the way, is this post
Speaker 1: office an unassuming post office? No, this is a big
Speaker 1: as post Put the ass in you and me assume
Speaker 1: it's a big as post office. In fact, I had
Speaker 1: a In fact, I put clear tape on it when
Speaker 1: I packed up the thing. Oh no, you can't. It's
Speaker 1: gotta be brown tape, and it's gotta be this way.
Speaker 1: You gotta lick the tape, and it was. It was
Speaker 1: a really big process. I had to bring it back
Speaker 1: to the radio station and rebox. The fucking things you
Speaker 1: gotta be actually helped me out. Think of that, he's
Speaker 1: the king of all packaging. Packaging you can't. But I
Speaker 1: had to RiPP the label off and right and sharpie
Speaker 1: on the box. They don't want because the label could
Speaker 1: come off. That They are so particular, follow all their instructions.
Speaker 1: They put the package on the scale and I said, look,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get this to them, the company by November nine,
Speaker 1: because that's a three day window where this package is
Speaker 1: due back. Because if it doesn't go back in thirty days,
Speaker 1: I don't get my money back. It's the money back guarantee.
Speaker 1: You item right by the way, slices. I'm with you.
Speaker 1: Gotta know what's in the package? Go on, I tell
Speaker 1: you we share things here. Go on. It was an
Speaker 1: expensive thing. The point is I have it in slices
Speaker 1: now we definitely have to have fay. Maybe that's the
Speaker 1: big mystery for this week. What was in the box?
Speaker 1: So I give it to the post. So they said,
Speaker 1: oh it's Tuesday, the fifth. We can have it there
Speaker 1: on Thursday, November seven. Not a window, not like from
Speaker 1: the seventh to the twel Okay, fine, where the country
Speaker 1: was it going? It was going to more more Park, California,
Speaker 1: more Park, more park, more park than the city, a
Speaker 1: lot of park, all right, So the fifth cross country? Yes,
Speaker 1: all right, So what is it gonna do? The package
Speaker 1: supposed to leave there, go to an airport and go
Speaker 1: to the airport, plane and go to Los Angeles. Whatever
Speaker 1: and then they'll lead dispatch from there or whatever. Great,
Speaker 1: two days go by, three days go by, four days
Speaker 1: go by, and now the weekend is coming. And now
Speaker 1: looking at the package, I'm like, wait a second. The
Speaker 1: package went on on the fifth of November. It left
Speaker 1: at night, Okay, I burned at eleven o'clock in the more.
Speaker 1: You left at night on Canal Street. Then it was
Speaker 1: reported and uh on the eighth in some zip code
Speaker 1: in Queens. Then it went to Jamaica for the airport
Speaker 1: Jamaican Queens. You're making Queen's Okay, that's seven days later.
Speaker 1: That's a fucking week later, or a week I'm already
Speaker 1: over the dew of the thirty days. I called him
Speaker 1: up yesterday and USPS and like, I'm sorry, we're USPS,
Speaker 1: We're just customer service. We don't know what goes on
Speaker 1: in the local branches. I said, why the fuck does
Speaker 1: this package which I paid print seven dollars for to
Speaker 1: be arriving at the seventh when it had to be
Speaker 1: there by the ninth, Why is it November twelve and
Speaker 1: in number thirteenth was yesterday and you still don't have
Speaker 1: the dinner. It's not the package yet, it's not. It
Speaker 1: didn't even arrive at the local post office. By the way,
Speaker 1: the package is gonna arrive tonight. It's that's the fourteenth.
Speaker 1: It's finally gonna get there tonight. Why did it? Why
Speaker 1: did the package go ten miles in seven days and
Speaker 1: to two other post offices and like, yeah, we see
Speaker 1: a hard skin on this day, we see a hard
Speaker 1: skin on that day. Did you pay for them to
Speaker 1: drag it with a rope? What did you pay extra?
Speaker 1: I paid thirty seven dollars And you know what they
Speaker 1: said to me? They said, because I said, I want
Speaker 1: my fucking money back back said to me, said, no,
Speaker 1: that's not guaranteed. The only thing that's guaranteed is when
Speaker 1: you send stuff priority mail and other types of mail,
Speaker 1: the other services. The post office officers. I'm like, wait
Speaker 1: a second, I said, I'm not allowed. I wasn't allowed
Speaker 1: to say. It has to be registered man, the company,
Speaker 1: I said. But they're like, registered mail is not in short,
Speaker 1: if you fuck me over and told me on the seventh,
Speaker 1: They're like, yes, but it's not. It's not a guarantee.
Speaker 1: It's not a guarantee. So like, so, what the funk
Speaker 1: were you doing with my package? For seven days. Why
Speaker 1: did it go from from sucking? And by the way,
Speaker 1: everybody knows card. Yes, you should have said to him,
Speaker 1: I swiped the credit card, but it's not a guarantee.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let the charge go through. That's what he
Speaker 1: should I'm gonna deny the charge. So I said to them,
Speaker 1: I said, look, I said, look at and somebody's gotta
Speaker 1: help me out here. And then my leg is shaking.
Speaker 1: They said, you gotta go. By the way, the post
Speaker 1: office we're talking about is literally a hundred feet from
Speaker 1: the radio station. I'm gonna walk over there after this.
Speaker 1: That would take the box three days to go from
Speaker 1: our radio station to that. I just one explanation, why this?
Speaker 1: Why this thing? And again, if you're not familiar with geography,
Speaker 1: why I'm gonna go? Yes, why is it go from
Speaker 1: one post office to two other places? And I know
Speaker 1: one of them being one of the distribution center the
Speaker 1: processing center. But why did it sit for five days
Speaker 1: in one center? In one center, some guy was using
Speaker 1: it as a chair or a clark. That's right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: nobody was sucking moving my package. This is inexpliced. Is on?
Speaker 1: It is unaccepted? Is on in on? Something? It's inexplicable
Speaker 1: and unacceptable. Then it could be oh fucking week and
Speaker 1: a half for my ship to get there. It still
Speaker 1: hasn't gotten there yet. Did you call the company that
Speaker 1: I did? Did you have proof of shipment? Though? Oh? Yes,
Speaker 1: I have proof that it left here on the fifth? Motherfuck.
Speaker 1: You see that stamp, Brody, You see that that shows
Speaker 1: you it left on the fifth. So they're gonna get
Speaker 1: honor it. But I don't. Someone's gonna pay something here.
Speaker 1: Where's my free dessert? I gotta get something, book, a stamp, something, something,
Speaker 1: money back. They're telling me I'm not gonna I don't
Speaker 1: qualify for my thirties seven dollars back? What kind of
Speaker 1: services this? This is why the Post Office has suffered.
Speaker 1: This is why the United States Post Office u s
Speaker 1: P S. Motherfucker's what's going on? If youps fucks? Do
Speaker 1: they have to give you money a week and a half.
Speaker 1: I'm sitting here waiting. I'm waiting for ship to get there.
Speaker 1: I just got a notification. It's gonna be they they
Speaker 1: give you money. Not allowed to use FedEx not allow
Speaker 1: This company only takes USPS registered mail, the safest way
Speaker 1: to transport a package but obviously not the quickest. So
Speaker 1: I'm trying to grill these people on the phone. I'm like,
Speaker 1: why in hell did it not leave Canal Street on
Speaker 1: the fifth, make its way to an airport and then
Speaker 1: on a plane to California? Why these two other places
Speaker 1: and a five day lapse before they even thought? Why
Speaker 1: didn't your parents call an uber for the package to
Speaker 1: get it to the airport. This is what I want
Speaker 1: to know. I honestly, here's the thing. On the one hand,
Speaker 1: other than the aggravation, Yeah, you you shipped it. You're
Speaker 1: off the hook that I and the company's not holding
Speaker 1: it anything. Now, what was in the box? Wait? Let
Speaker 1: me finish? Fuck you United States Post Office? Oh yes,
Speaker 1: the best part you have? Fuck you United usps usps,
Speaker 1: f usps, f usps or f usps. Yeah, that's bad.
Speaker 1: That is the That is disgusting, not even disgusting. No, nothing,
Speaker 1: And they're not and they're not even gonna tell me why.
Speaker 1: I just want to know where the fund this package was.
Speaker 1: I want to see it's so secure that it's got
Speaker 1: cameras following it. I want to see where it was
Speaker 1: for seven days? Show me the video. Where's the video?
Speaker 1: Why is this fucking things sitting in Some guy in
Speaker 1: Canal Street was using it to play three called Monty
Speaker 1: it left Canal Street. I will give him that it
Speaker 1: left on that day, But where it went? And why?
Speaker 1: Ping pong to three of the post offices ten miles
Speaker 1: away before I got on a plane on the twelfth.
Speaker 1: How long does it take to get to the airport?
Speaker 1: So I didn't call it an uber. I know you
Speaker 1: and your package problems. I don't shut up, dick. This
Speaker 1: is the first ever time, by the way, if you notice,
Speaker 1: I've never had a problem shipping anything anywhere ever, and
Speaker 1: the one time I'm forced to use the United States
Speaker 1: Postal Service. No wonder why FedEx and UPS and DHL
Speaker 1: are eating you for lunch. It's bad when you have
Speaker 1: to bring even dhe DHL. You know why? Why how
Speaker 1: do you if you read DHL, what does it sound like? Hell? No,
Speaker 1: dil fuck dil. By the way, still the DILL episode
Speaker 1: one or three, going through the roof people listening three
Speaker 1: or four times. I'll tell you my three dollars story. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you tell me that that I almost jumped through the
Speaker 1: computer screen where the text messages come tonight. So Elvis
Speaker 1: did a book signing last night in Staten Island from
Speaker 1: what six to nine? Yeah? All right, So apparently the
Speaker 1: way it worked was you bought a ticket to the event,
Speaker 1: and the ticket included a copy of Elvis's book and
Speaker 1: and he gets signed. So like, let's say whatever, he
Speaker 1: paid thirty three dollars a copy of the book sign
Speaker 1: and you got a ticket to come in and get online. Well,
Speaker 1: the turnover, the turnout rather was tremendous, but he agreed
Speaker 1: to stay until nine signing books. So we get a
Speaker 1: text message that says, and by the way, I want
Speaker 1: a job fixed my microphone here. I want a job
Speaker 1: doing for a living what this person who texted in
Speaker 1: does for a living. So they texted they say, hey,
Speaker 1: I got a little I got to the book signing
Speaker 1: a little late last night, a little bit late. They
Speaker 1: wouldn't let me in. What do I do? I said, Well,
Speaker 1: that doesn't seem right. Our friends at Barnes and Noble
Speaker 1: arranged the whole thing and they wouldn't turn you away
Speaker 1: if you got get late, I said, But they did
Speaker 1: end at nine o'clock. So what time did you get there?
Speaker 1: So I said, well, that's beyond I mean bonds and
Speaker 1: Noble was closing. They can't let you in if they're closing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's on them, right, I said, it's on them. I said,
Speaker 1: but here's what you do. Bonds and Noble is a
Speaker 1: good company, reputable company. I'm sure if you tell them
Speaker 1: you got there late, you had a problem, flat tie
Speaker 1: is sick, dog whatever, you didn't get the book. So
Speaker 1: I'm sure they'll give you the book, right, I said,
Speaker 1: maybe we can get it signed for you, or just
Speaker 1: get your money back. But then I gonna, you know,
Speaker 1: screw you over. They they wrote back. Now, I'm getting
Speaker 1: a little anxiety just telling you that, Like I'm tearing up.
Speaker 1: They wrote back, it's only thirty three dollars. No, because well,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'll just I'll just write this one off.
Speaker 1: What kind of job do you have? What kind of
Speaker 1: income do you have? We're thirty three dollars. There's no
Speaker 1: big deal. I paid thirty three dollars. I was late.
Speaker 1: It's not worth thirty three dollars to call the store
Speaker 1: and asked for credit. How rich? If there The thing is,
Speaker 1: if they feel they have no argument and they're in
Speaker 1: the wrong, then then that they can That's there suffrage.
Speaker 1: That's the price, the penalty they pay for being late.
Speaker 1: They're like, well, you know what, No, I I have
Speaker 1: to This is the thirty three dollar attacks I have
Speaker 1: to pay because I sucked up? How were they raised
Speaker 1: by wolves? Who? In that case, they're admitting, they're admitting
Speaker 1: that they were wrong. Yeah, but so you say, hey,
Speaker 1: you know, okay, so let's say, I mean you don't
Speaker 1: want to give back the lost part? How much of
Speaker 1: the book twenty dollars? Twenty three okay, so the eleven
Speaker 1: dollars that was going to Barnes and Noble for the
Speaker 1: right to get in and getting it signed. So you
Speaker 1: know what, Barnes keep the eleven dollars Noble and by
Speaker 1: the way, as a reminder, it's not Barns and Nobles,
Speaker 1: Barns Noble. Guy's name is Noble. Hey can I get
Speaker 1: a copy of the book? Can I? Can I get
Speaker 1: a credit for the website? Yeah? You give me a
Speaker 1: gift cardie that little something give you. The person walked
Speaker 1: away empty handed. We have nothing, no book, because that
Speaker 1: was how would at least asked for the book? How
Speaker 1: do you go? Thirty three dollars? He had me the
Speaker 1: thirty three dollars, I'll get a copy of Elvis's book.
Speaker 1: I'll get it signed. Tell you what that person he
Speaker 1: didn't even call and find his own complaint. He had his,
Speaker 1: but he had his, He had his servant to do
Speaker 1: it for him. Yeah, can you let me know if
Speaker 1: you have a job or if you were raised in
Speaker 1: such a way? Well you are you non confrontational? He's like, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: thirty three dollars you have piste over thirty seven because
Speaker 1: you didn't get your box in the place you gotta
Speaker 1: get it to. There are you three dollars? The principal?
Speaker 1: You know much pizza? We could have bought a chicken
Speaker 1: palm sandwiches or I know, Brodie music downloads. There are
Speaker 1: three dollars. Could have gotten a Brooklyn Boys T shirt
Speaker 1: if we haven't had one, if there was one. Oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, everyone this week listening you got invisible shirts,
Speaker 1: invisible shirts and wrote him for you something. Okay, So
Speaker 1: somebody tweeted, uh serial put Serial Killers podcast tweeted, hold,
Speaker 1: they actually have shirts with logan, they have shirts with logos,
Speaker 1: because they got what are we doing? So they said, well,
Speaker 1: how come I can't get a Brooklyn Boys shirt? So
Speaker 1: at least esposito you know teacher from Brooklyn. She changed
Speaker 1: her profile picture by the way through me. I was
Speaker 1: thrown by it. She wrote, I have a Brooklyn boy shirt.
Speaker 1: It's invisible. I wear it all the time. First of all,
Speaker 1: I wish you did. But and we roamed it for her,
Speaker 1: we signed it. So yeah, anyway, I crossed it off
Speaker 1: three dollars. Should we talk about our dinner? Which dinner?
Speaker 1: Are we talking about? The dinner we went to at
Speaker 1: the place in Jersey City? Uh? Oh? Yeah? And then
Speaker 1: we'll should we save the unused jokes for next week?
Speaker 1: We have, by the way, we have a short We
Speaker 1: have a very short week next week, because my god,
Speaker 1: we're going. We're going. We're leaving for Miami on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: On Wednesday for the inaugural for the Have any Time.
Speaker 1: It's the it's Norwegian Cruise Line and um Encore and
Speaker 1: we're gonna be down there christening the ship Christian. And
Speaker 1: we're not, by the way, sponsor of this podcast, but
Speaker 1: of the show. So yeah, so we're leaving Wednesday after
Speaker 1: the show. So we only I don't even know when
Speaker 1: we're gonna do a podcast, this podcast again, we just
Speaker 1: did this one. We have no choice. We're gonna do
Speaker 1: it Monday. Then Monday. Holy crap, I'm I'm getting this.
Speaker 1: But but jokes for that, let's talk about our dinner. Oh,
Speaker 1: I got, I got one question I gotta put out there.
Speaker 1: Go ahead before the dinner somebody. And and by the way,
Speaker 1: the story we were alluding to earlier with the not
Speaker 1: bringing the party Monday, uh, I posted it at David Brody,
Speaker 1: the picture of scary fucking up the picture with the
Speaker 1: giant wings in the park across the street where he
Speaker 1: stood behind the wings instead of in front of them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the butterfly wings. But and I you're supposed to have
Speaker 1: the wings at your back, so you're supposed to be
Speaker 1: in front of them, right to create that illusion. I
Speaker 1: was in back of the wings. It looks like the
Speaker 1: wings were coming from in front of me, like wings,
Speaker 1: wing tits, tits. Yeah, yeah, you suck that up. Um Okay,
Speaker 1: so I'll tell you. I want to tell you who
Speaker 1: sent it to me for us before I, uh, where
Speaker 1: is it? Damn it? Oh? Oh? I wrote a town
Speaker 1: at Dave H. Schwartz was going to a private event
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles, a charity event, and the dress code Okay,
Speaker 1: are you ready for this? It says a tire. Now
Speaker 1: we've talked to you about Brooklyn Industrial, right, and what
Speaker 1: was the other one? Where how chic was it on? Wait?
Speaker 1: It's um wait wait Brooklyn Industrial and um something chic?
Speaker 1: What was it chic? I don't know whatever it was
Speaker 1: it was it was It wasn't where how ch dunk cheek? No,
Speaker 1: it was something chic and it was business chic. Whatever
Speaker 1: it was, it was so the attire at this event.
Speaker 1: I'm dumbfounded. If you have you have an answer to this,
Speaker 1: let me know. It's it's state fair chic, it says,
Speaker 1: please note you may be walking on grass? So what
Speaker 1: is state fair chic? The first thing I thought was overalls?
Speaker 1: But then why would you care about wearing grass? Like
Speaker 1: stepping in grass? I feel like, is it like, first
Speaker 1: of all, hey man, you're gonna be stepping in ship
Speaker 1: at the state fair people. First of all, when you
Speaker 1: say anything with the word state fair in it, do
Speaker 1: you think anything goes right? Like jeans? Well? What state
Speaker 1: fair chic? So you leather? I gotta the two. I
Speaker 1: gotta say they're two opposite words. How boy boots, They're
Speaker 1: two opposite words. Three state fair terms. Yeah, she don't know,
Speaker 1: but stay fair? The state fair style of the state
Speaker 1: fair fashion? What she gonally? Gonna a grease on yourself?
Speaker 1: What is state fair Chic? Did you google it? No?
Speaker 1: I want to know if you knew what it was.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it was. I never ever heard
Speaker 1: of this state Fair? Is it like tongue in cheek?
Speaker 1: Is it? Is it a goof? I think it's how
Speaker 1: does one dress up to go to a state fair?
Speaker 1: I think that there in lies the joke. I think
Speaker 1: that is No, there's no that's what they want people
Speaker 1: to wear state fair Chic. I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1: Do you wear John Varvado's overalls? Maybe my voice is
Speaker 1: still recipe here it? Yeah? I said, all right, on
Speaker 1: to dinner? Are we don't cheeks? They fish heat? Let
Speaker 1: us know? Tweet us. That's as far as this conversation
Speaker 1: could go. Are you checking, by the way, scary? Have
Speaker 1: you check? Are you checking at the Brooklyn Boys? Checking
Speaker 1: at the brook checking the account? Sometimes? Okay? Twas people
Speaker 1: tweet us, they tweet me, and the Brooklyn Boys don't
Speaker 1: tweet you. Why would you constantly add you back? Why
Speaker 1: would you do that? Also a lot of people out
Speaker 1: there don't see you know how Twitter works. If you're gonna,
Speaker 1: I won't, I'll never see it. So just you gotta
Speaker 1: do at Scary Jones, I can't. We can't keep track
Speaker 1: of everything at the Brooklyn Boys. Yeah, but copy us
Speaker 1: because we want to want people to follow it. But okay, Also,
Speaker 1: if you if you have, if you see a tweet
Speaker 1: that you like right, or you tweeted something and you
Speaker 1: want me to see it, don't just reply and put
Speaker 1: my name so that the tweet says at at David Brody,
Speaker 1: because then I don't know what you're referencing. It does
Speaker 1: on my app, I don't see threads, I don't see
Speaker 1: the previous. That's not tagging me in a post. You
Speaker 1: want to tag me in a post, retweet with comment
Speaker 1: and then put my name. They don't know how to
Speaker 1: do that. Some people don't well don't. It's replying to
Speaker 1: a tweet and then writing my name. All all it
Speaker 1: is is the person who tweeted will see my name.
Speaker 1: Is they think it works like Instagram because Instagram, you
Speaker 1: see it, right, It's not. It's not like that. It's
Speaker 1: not like that. You gotta get it better at that.
Speaker 1: I want to I want to see what you're seeing
Speaker 1: all right. So we went to the funeral, Danielle's father's funeral.
Speaker 1: Danielle on the Big Show. And on the way back
Speaker 1: commute by the way on Monday, let's talk about the
Speaker 1: drive and how you don't know anything. Anyone's talk that
Speaker 1: on Monday. Yes, So where do we go? Went to
Speaker 1: a great place in Jersey. So we yelped, we yelped
Speaker 1: for like an hour on the right home, and we
Speaker 1: picked the place and we we came. We we stumbled
Speaker 1: the plant a place here. He says, this place is
Speaker 1: the best. It's great, they're all the time. Everybody's fantastic.
Speaker 1: Matthews food and drink. So I'm not a sponsor sponsor,
Speaker 1: so I said, scary, is this another Sidel's where it's
Speaker 1: the best. It's gonna be del fucking dill wet everywhere. No, bro,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be good. All Right's scary, trust you on
Speaker 1: this one. Okay. So we sit down, we get it.
Speaker 1: We they put us. They try to put us at
Speaker 1: a half banquead half chair, and he says, gonna get
Speaker 1: you anything. Scares. I want that booth. So we moved
Speaker 1: to a booth, which is fine, but you know, like
Speaker 1: Sebastian man Scalco says, the first table is never one
Speaker 1: he's sitting at. So we get the booth. It's fine,
Speaker 1: guy says, do anything to drink? I said, yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: take a diet cocoa on ice, and Scary very kindly says, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna order a drinks that okay? Because he knows
Speaker 1: I don't want to chip in for his drink, He's like,
Speaker 1: are we drinking? I was like, listen, you do whatever
Speaker 1: you want. So Scary had like a Scotch and vodka
Speaker 1: and soda or something. Did okay? Yeah, okay. So I
Speaker 1: started asking the way there some questions and he's answering me,
Speaker 1: but he's he's he's standing next to me at the table,
Speaker 1: but looking at Scary. So I'm like, oh, what's on
Speaker 1: the burger? And he's looking at Scary giving Scary the answers,
Speaker 1: which was weird. Did you not find that weird? Found
Speaker 1: that a little odd? Like he had a thing for
Speaker 1: you or I was your wife and he was like,
Speaker 1: you know, looking at the man was just scared of you.
Speaker 1: Was like, oh my god, I heard about this guy.
Speaker 1: We didn't hear about the guy? Okay? So scary, scary.
Speaker 1: We all. I wanted the mac of the black pepper
Speaker 1: mac and cheese. I said, Scar, you have to have it. No, like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try it because the black pepper mac and
Speaker 1: cheese sounds good. I ordered the black pepper mac and cheese. Scargis, Well,
Speaker 1: what else we know? What appetizes? I said, well, what
Speaker 1: else shall we have? You know how much we're gonna eat?
Speaker 1: He says, you gotta have the chicken fritters, the corn fritters,
Speaker 1: the excellent. Of course. I'm like, I gotta trust this
Speaker 1: guy now. He's corn frit is a great and they
Speaker 1: come in a sauce. What kind of sauce? Scary? I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's good all right, doesn't pimento cheese, sauce whatever?
Speaker 1: Whatever it was? So then he says, uh, you like
Speaker 1: eggplant right? Like, no, no, I don't. He says, I
Speaker 1: think we should get the eggplant and white bean. Hummus, scary.
Speaker 1: That doesn't sound like me at all. But if you
Speaker 1: want that, I got the mac and cheese. No, we'll
Speaker 1: split it. I'm like, all right, I'm gonna pay half
Speaker 1: now for this white bean. He doesn't he knows, you
Speaker 1: asked me, what a straight face would I eat the
Speaker 1: eggplant olive oil, white bean dip thing when I don't
Speaker 1: need any of that. Really, I'm like, it's scary. I'll
Speaker 1: be nice. You drove. You were very nice, you drove.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about that Monday. So we order the appetizers.
Speaker 1: Then we're looking at the menu and I'm like, the
Speaker 1: menu is very fufu, very fufu. It's something good with
Speaker 1: something weird and another thing weird. It's nothing was like normal,
Speaker 1: nothing like steak and potatoes. It was all like roasted
Speaker 1: halibit with a spar It was which you did not
Speaker 1: tell me. You said this place is great. I said
Speaker 1: scared meat, meat like damn meat, damn meat, potatoes dam potatoes. Okay,
Speaker 1: so it's all bougie food. On the side, menus says, uh,
Speaker 1: burger on a brioche bun. When I see brioche, I
Speaker 1: already know it's bougie because it ends in O s O. H.
Speaker 1: Put it on a bun. If you describe the bun,
Speaker 1: you bougie. If you put on a pretzel bun, now
Speaker 1: you got me. But it was a brioche bun. Okay, fine,
Speaker 1: So I ordered the hamburger without the pickle, and uh
Speaker 1: with the cheese I want, and uh tomato and bacon whatever. Okay, well, okay,
Speaker 1: so now the appetizers come out. By the way, strike one.
Speaker 1: My diet coke comes out, like I talked about a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago. It's a small bottle of soda. Okay, right, unrefrigerated. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: so I already know that. No, no free refills because
Speaker 1: now that they're charging me for bottle. Ordered the burger
Speaker 1: and Scary orders his thirty five dollar tend de loin
Speaker 1: or whatever it was dollar burger it was it was pork,
Speaker 1: all right, it was pork, Okay, it was the other
Speaker 1: white meat. The appetizers come out. I don't know where
Speaker 1: to begin. Sit down, people, I'll start off by saying,
Speaker 1: the the black pepper machine ready, hold on, get it ready,
Speaker 1: the black pepper mac and cheese was the best mac
Speaker 1: and cheese I ever had in my life. So but
Speaker 1: but Scary says, you go to Troy to corn fred Is.
Speaker 1: I'm like, so, I'm like, all right, I know the
Speaker 1: bad because the mac cheese is great. So I had
Speaker 1: the corn for it. Isn't that cheese? Pimiento sauce a
Speaker 1: little on the boogie side. Fantastic. I'm getting angry. Now
Speaker 1: you're getting angry that you're not becoming angry that you've
Speaker 1: got nothing to get angry about. I'm like, this is
Speaker 1: really good. It's delicious. So he says, oh, they bring
Speaker 1: out a plate of peter and then it's to dip
Speaker 1: in the ship. Warm warm peter, like toasted, like little
Speaker 1: brown spots on, perfectly toasted, nothing wrong with it. So
Speaker 1: I go, you know what, I'll try the white bean hummus.
Speaker 1: Because it's white bean. It's like putting a blender. I'll
Speaker 1: try it. So I put a I put a little
Speaker 1: bit and there's no dill on it, by the way,
Speaker 1: and there's olive oil. So I take a little olive oil,
Speaker 1: a little bit of the white bean. I put a
Speaker 1: little bit of tip on the on the bread. I'm like,
Speaker 1: and I tasted it. It was delicious. It was it
Speaker 1: was perfect fluffy. So I knew. I knew at this
Speaker 1: point there was gonna be something wrong, something, something's coming.
Speaker 1: I knew the burger was coming. So I ordered the
Speaker 1: burger and I said to the guy, can I have
Speaker 1: your gallic mashed potatoes instead of the French fries, and
Speaker 1: he looks right as scary and he says, absolutely no
Speaker 1: eye contact. Okay, all right, and you want some of
Speaker 1: that pimento cheese sauce from from the from the from
Speaker 1: the cornference, which was perfect, perfect, and the sauce was fantastic.
Speaker 1: He says, I'm gonna have to charge you for that.
Speaker 1: So I looked at him and I gave him a
Speaker 1: straight look, and I went, okay. So he brings the
Speaker 1: burger out, Yes, he does, right, And on the side
Speaker 1: of the burger is the little pimento cheese and little
Speaker 1: catch Up which I loved ketchup and it was I said,
Speaker 1: well kind of catch up? He says, it's Hines, and
Speaker 1: it was Hines. So I look at the burger which
Speaker 1: I ordered with just cheese, bacon and tomato, and I
Speaker 1: lift the butt up and what's on it? Scary cheese,
Speaker 1: bacon and tomato. Nothing was wrong with the burger. How
Speaker 1: the taste was the spurger I've had monthsto was spectacular.
Speaker 1: Holy sh it, this is going to be the only
Speaker 1: restaurant Brody goes to ever again. There was no anywhere else.
Speaker 1: There was no green stuff on top of the potatoes, meal.
Speaker 1: Brody needs to go to this restaurant, Matthew's Food and
Speaker 1: Drink in Jersey City. Brody could find nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 1: He tried, folks, He looked high and low. He tried.
Speaker 1: He even like got up out of his chair. I
Speaker 1: looked under the table, looked under the sea. Table didn't wobble.
Speaker 1: He was looking for ship, hey, slices. I'm so annoyed.
Speaker 1: He was fucking looking for something to bitch about, just
Speaker 1: one thing. He hold on, hold on when they packed
Speaker 1: up my food because I couldn't finish it. They gave
Speaker 1: me a fresh pimiento sauce to make sure I had
Speaker 1: enough on my right home. Fuck that, fuck you, there
Speaker 1: you go. It was perfectly packed up, the perfect meal.
Speaker 1: You sons of pitches. They're killing my bidd's foiled. He
Speaker 1: was waiting, he was looking for something to complain about.
Speaker 1: He was so on it. It was the best white
Speaker 1: bean tip I ever had. I saw it. I saw
Speaker 1: the look in his eyes from the second we walked
Speaker 1: into place. He when down the aisles. He was looking
Speaker 1: for some And the check came and Scary's vodka and
Speaker 1: Tito's and soda, and his food was more expensive. And
Speaker 1: I said, you know what, we'll split it in half.
Speaker 1: I didn't care. It was so good and I hated it.
Speaker 1: It was perfect. I can never go back there again.
Speaker 1: Of course I missed. I left that restaurant, not ever
Speaker 1: getting to meet the manage. They solved you, They solved you.
Speaker 1: They I don't even know what the manager looks like.
Speaker 1: If I wanted a shirt, I would have had to
Speaker 1: pay for it. That's right. Fuck that place because it
Speaker 1: was perfect. Never going there again, never nouch. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm going for dinner next time? I noticed to complain.
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