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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and

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Speaker 1: the subject is fake it until you make it all right.

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Speaker 1: We'll find out what that's all about in just a

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Speaker 1: few because right now it is time for the nephew

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Speaker 1: and today's prank phone call. What's on the menu for today, nephew?

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Speaker 1: What you got? This right here, Shirley is called Deborah

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Speaker 1: Kate Deborah Okay, that's the name of this right here,

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Speaker 1: Debora k Yeah, okay, nice black name right there, Deborak.

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Speaker 1: When they finish it off with k and mean something

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Speaker 1: Johnny John deprecated, Yes, that means something. This right here

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Speaker 1: is Deborah k cat dog. If you who speak to

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Speaker 1: let me tell you something of you. My name is Wayne.

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Speaker 1: You did my auntie's how yesterday and now I don't

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Speaker 1: know what you did. I don't know what kind of

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Speaker 1: glue you'd use with weaves or whatever, but my auntie

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Speaker 1: had and fell out in church today doing I don't

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Speaker 1: I don't even use glue because I don't even know

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Speaker 1: why you're coming at me on the side tip anyway

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Speaker 1: about your auntie, my auntie. My auntie is Debreak and

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Speaker 1: I have felt like I don't nine two, you come

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Speaker 1: some glue? Po you thank you're tripping with Look, let

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Speaker 1: me tell you, I don't even look. Let me say

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Speaker 1: this to you all. I'm saying, you gotta say, you

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Speaker 1: gotta say because I'm serious about you're coming at me

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Speaker 1: with some glue. It's just not for some glue that

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Speaker 1: be that messing on the side of you. Ain't well,

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Speaker 1: that's what happened. And I fell off in service, and

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Speaker 1: all the church member is sitting there laughing out where

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Speaker 1: she shouldn't have been. Maybe she's trying to keep the

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Speaker 1: devil out of a cousine and open this out let anyway,

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Speaker 1: But I don't with no gloe. You ain't in the

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Speaker 1: city and talk about my ain't it? And her? Jesus,

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Speaker 1: don't you talk about how she shouted? I don't even know.

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Speaker 1: Don't they call her miss Debora? I don't know, Miss

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Speaker 1: She just got her hat done from you yesterday. How

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Speaker 1: you gonna sit here and act like you ain't cutting yesterday?

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Speaker 1: God said woman, And tell me tell me it's like

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Speaker 1: how don't mate? I'm because I don't have and I'm

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Speaker 1: going to tell everybody in Atlanta, Georgia not to come

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Speaker 1: to your house minute, you white white minute. That's my lafelihood.

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Speaker 1: You I don't need to do is this? My name

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Speaker 1: is Wayne. I don't know why. Look you're white. I

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Speaker 1: know you're a no Wayne, but you you know I

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Speaker 1: got her broken name Big Jane and by Brian Twine. Look, look,

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Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I don't want no problem,

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Speaker 1: but I will throw these hands if I got to think.

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Speaker 1: Look here, look here, I ain't got time to tell

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Speaker 1: your aunty whatever ain't some mistake and what needs now? Look,

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Speaker 1: you don't get me out here on good Sunday. I

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Speaker 1: just came from church. It's hot as hell that you're

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Speaker 1: telling me. Michel. You ain't got no jointy guys today do.

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Speaker 1: I ain't got nothing to do. I got to find

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Speaker 1: out why my ain't it half Father Night in church?

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Speaker 1: It ain't me so called somebody else in that lay

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Speaker 1: because I I am the will you ain't you from?

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Speaker 1: You must not be in right now? If you've got

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Speaker 1: people have Father Night in church and glue following all

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Speaker 1: off on the pew, don't ain't it prob glue? And

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Speaker 1: that's not the white fella not gonna tell you right now.

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Speaker 1: I'm the hottest filet it isn't let ain't no if

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Speaker 1: I if hey, I ain't doing hat, I don't up

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Speaker 1: hal you call in and everybody in the lamp, then

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Speaker 1: tell you the same thing. Look all I'm saying else

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Speaker 1: you to mess up my ain'ting hair. I want to

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Speaker 1: get it rectified. I need you, first of all to

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Speaker 1: call and apologize to her. Have you rotio human drinking

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Speaker 1: on some Jesus use, that's why you want Michael Jackson

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Speaker 1: and de se or wherever her name look? Let me

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Speaker 1: tell first of all, you go you're gonna respect my

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Speaker 1: ain't it okay, whatever you say her name is. I

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Speaker 1: want you to redo my ain'ting hat for free and

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Speaker 1: get all her money back from the first time she

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Speaker 1: paid you. I don't know who hold on, I don't

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Speaker 1: know who this who. I don't know who you are.

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Speaker 1: I'm why are you coming? Waine? Look your Wayne. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go ahead. I'm gonna hang up in your face.

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Speaker 1: Now hold up, I'm devil nephew. Wayne. No, my ain't

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Speaker 1: fift two years old. Now you ain't gonna respect your elders?

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Speaker 1: How you expect to be blessed? You say you just

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Speaker 1: went to church there. See that's the problem. You're calling

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Speaker 1: me on Sunday, got me like this. I got one

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Speaker 1: more thing I need to say to you before I

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Speaker 1: get off the phone. What's because you like them? One minute?

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Speaker 1: This is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Mortin Show.

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Speaker 1: You just got prank from your girlfriend? What's up? Your

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Speaker 1: girl told me? She said, trust me going off the

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Speaker 1: first twelve second. Hey, baby, man, you don't do no,

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Speaker 1: you don't do no glue. No, I don't know glue.

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't tell you. It's all right, baby,

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Speaker 1: ain't nobody. Ain't nobody half fell out of church that

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Speaker 1: you still? They say you're the bomb down there. So

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Speaker 1: I just want to call it. Make sure I prank

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Speaker 1: my girl sheet one? Al right, baby, answer one thing

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Speaker 1: from me. What is the baddest I mean, the baddest

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Speaker 1: radio show in the world show? Who don't get it? Baby?

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Speaker 1: Ready on site or whatever? Her nam blank? I've been

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Speaker 1: the blank since eighty two two. I've been doing so in.

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Speaker 1: But I'm my big brother, Big Jake. Put the hands

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Speaker 1: got me doing all this? Customer. Oh yes, okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: we ain't gonna we ain't gonna breakday was good birthday,

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Speaker 1: was good work all day. My wife flew and the

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Speaker 1: hangout with me. I'm in, I'm in Miami said, we're

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Speaker 1: kicking it, and uh, it's a good thing. It's a

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Speaker 1: beautiful thing. I got something for you guys. Here is

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Speaker 1: miles of given. I got a miles of giving weekend

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Speaker 1: and jumping off. Yeah. It is in New Orleans, Louisiana.

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Speaker 1: You do not want to miss it. The miles of

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Speaker 1: giving weekend jumps off. The long drive champion, Miss Troy

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Speaker 1: Mullins will be doing a youth golf clinic at the

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Speaker 1: English Turn Golf Club. You don't want to miss it.

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Speaker 1: So all of your parents out there. You want to

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Speaker 1: get your your your kids involved in golf, come out there,

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Speaker 1: Troy Melons and putting on the clinic and she will

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Speaker 1: teach you how to hit that ball. Well, she Mike,

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Speaker 1: she can teach the kids, but I ain't seen a

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Speaker 1: grown person yet learn how to hit this ball that far.

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Speaker 1: Your girl is bad all right. Also, I got the Amazon.

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Speaker 1: Amazon is hosting a military career fair. You do not

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Speaker 1: want to miss it. You're looking for a job, Amazon

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Speaker 1: will give you a job. Never you time. We got

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Speaker 1: it going on. Okay, I'm sometime to tell you this

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Speaker 1: is the Miles of Giving weekend. I got a white party,

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Speaker 1: I got I gotta, I got a golf tournament. I'm

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Speaker 1: kicking it with the Zulu. We thought on something. Man,

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Speaker 1: go to go to miles of Giving dot org. Rundown,

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Speaker 1: n All Biby the n or Baby, you want to

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Speaker 1: be with me at the English Turn Monday, June twenty seven.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna be hitting that ball. Okay, if you can't play,

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Speaker 1: keep coming because half the people coming can't play. No way,

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Speaker 1: it's a party on the green. Never time golf tournament.

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Speaker 1: We're partying and we're hitting some golf and it's in

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Speaker 1: that order we party. Here's some golf. Alright, gumbo, Okay,

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Speaker 1: at the golf turn. Okay, alright, English Turn Baby, June

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Speaker 1: twenty seven, go to miles of Giving dot org and

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Speaker 1: get all the information Miles of Giving dot org. Nephew

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Speaker 1: timing coming to the n Old Baby. Okay, that is

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Speaker 1: all right, that sounds fun. Congratulations, Yeah, all right, thank

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Speaker 1: you Enoughhew. Coming up next Strawberry letter, the subject fake

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Speaker 1: it until you Make it. We'll find out what that's

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