WEBVTT - Episode 203: Bye Bye Larry 0:00:01.680 --> 0:00:05.840 Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:09.960 takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the 0:00:10.039 --> 0:00:13.400 Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:16.040 his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:20.119 without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward. 0:00:20.400 --> 0:00:23.400 It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by 0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:26.759 bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. 0:00:27.000 --> 0:00:29.360 I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:31.200 --> 0:00:33.720 Hey Larry, Hello, guys, what's up? 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:38.239 How you doing doing good? You kind of mailed it 0:00:38.280 --> 0:00:41.320 in last week. I didn't think you were really with us. 0:00:41.600 --> 0:00:43.319 We got to get this well, we got to get 0:00:43.320 --> 0:00:46.159 a zoom. You got to do zoom moving forward. Okay, 0:00:46.720 --> 0:00:48.600 we're gonna have to figure no way he'll be able. 0:00:48.520 --> 0:00:50.199 To figure out you were going to send me that. 0:00:50.800 --> 0:00:53.080 We got to figure that out, right. 0:00:53.159 --> 0:00:56.160 So I was in Mississippi. Wherever I was, I was 0:00:56.160 --> 0:00:58.120 in a rent a car, and I had my phone 0:00:58.120 --> 0:01:02.600 connected for the directions, and somehow I can't even blame 0:01:02.640 --> 0:01:06.880 it on Ray, although I'd like to. I could hear you, guys, 0:01:06.880 --> 0:01:11.320 So you guys couldn't hear me. So afterwards, my sister 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:13.880 in law said, Larry, you had your phone on mute. 0:01:14.160 --> 0:01:17.040 Oh my god, because I talked. 0:01:16.720 --> 0:01:21.280 To you earlier. So we had talked and then my 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:24.080 phone went dead somehow. But I heard your whole I 0:01:24.120 --> 0:01:24.880 heard the whole show. 0:01:25.400 --> 0:01:28.119 Did you hear us say fuck Larry at the bury end? 0:01:30.040 --> 0:01:32.560 I did not hear that. But then I texted Ray, 0:01:32.560 --> 0:01:35.000 I say, Ray, this, should you know? It's fucking frustrating 0:01:35.440 --> 0:01:38.480 when I'm talking you guys can't hear me, or even 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:40.760 when we're in the middle of a conversation. If I 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:42.759 want to say something and you guys don't know. I'm 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:47.400 talking to the third world country studio all the time. Right, 0:01:47.920 --> 0:01:49.480 Why don't you take my place? Right? 0:01:50.400 --> 0:01:52.720 Oh? 0:01:54.080 --> 0:01:54.640 The brakes there? 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:57.880 Wait? Did you just did you just quit? 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:02.000 I'm I offered it to Ray last week. 0:02:02.200 --> 0:02:03.760 What this is news to me? 0:02:04.960 --> 0:02:05.760 I didn't ask for it. 0:02:05.840 --> 0:02:07.240 Just what the fuck is going on? 0:02:07.400 --> 0:02:12.040 I'll take it, Sammy p just happens to be in studio. 0:02:12.520 --> 0:02:13.680 Sammy take my spot? 0:02:13.760 --> 0:02:14.120 Please? 0:02:14.480 --> 0:02:17.560 Well, I know we all catch the first to five bet, right, Shay, 0:02:17.720 --> 0:02:20.560 first five appearances between me and you, Larry, you weren't 0:02:20.560 --> 0:02:21.120 even close. 0:02:21.240 --> 0:02:24.079 That's true about the bet? 0:02:24.480 --> 0:02:25.640 Are you kidding? 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:27.160 In studio? 0:02:27.200 --> 0:02:32.000 I met I've only done been in studio once, right, Yeah, I've. 0:02:31.840 --> 0:02:33.720 Been five now, that's why I won the race to five. 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:34.880 That's the bet. 0:02:35.360 --> 0:02:37.200 Oh yeah, I didn't know that was a bet, but yeah, 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:38.280 you won that easily. 0:02:39.080 --> 0:02:41.160 So bad and Larry retiring. 0:02:41.400 --> 0:02:43.600 Please take it the rest of the. 0:02:43.520 --> 0:02:45.040 Way now he's better than those days. 0:02:45.120 --> 0:02:45.600 Wow. 0:02:46.880 --> 0:02:50.360 Okay, Larry did I'm not getting fired? 0:02:50.400 --> 0:02:50.800 I quit? 0:02:50.919 --> 0:02:51.079 Yeah? 0:02:51.080 --> 0:02:52.720 How many no show jobs does he really have? 0:02:53.919 --> 0:02:55.840 Yeah, Larry, you don't have anything going on. 0:02:57.200 --> 0:03:00.960 I know, but from natural football season. The podcast is 0:03:01.000 --> 0:03:03.840 not about sports, is what We're gonna bet the baseball 0:03:03.880 --> 0:03:05.200 We're gonna bet the Mets they suck. 0:03:05.760 --> 0:03:08.200 Well, no, no, no, we'll we'll take some time off. 0:03:08.320 --> 0:03:11.400 But it feels like if you're quitting now, then you're 0:03:11.520 --> 0:03:14.120 quitting period. Yeah. 0:03:14.600 --> 0:03:18.600 Oh, Dan, there's been what we've done? Three hundred shows? 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:20.000 Is that enough? 0:03:20.120 --> 0:03:21.560 Is that true? Three hundred? 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:22.519 Yeah? 0:03:22.600 --> 0:03:23.680 Right around three hundred. 0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:26.560 I'm calling a number out. Yeah, three hundred shows. That's 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:28.079 a lot, Dan for me. 0:03:28.240 --> 0:03:30.160 And you've only been here one. 0:03:30.320 --> 0:03:32.079 Especially in the summer when I'm traveling. 0:03:32.480 --> 0:03:33.400 I think it was fun. 0:03:33.400 --> 0:03:34.800 Call you think it was fun? 0:03:35.800 --> 0:03:36.120 Wow? 0:03:36.480 --> 0:03:37.560 My boys? Right there? 0:03:38.560 --> 0:03:40.720 Okay, Well, why don't we just him? 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:42.680 Larry? I'm sorry we were a burden to you. 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:44.840 But yeah, if you want us at our football Larry, 0:03:44.880 --> 0:03:47.160 then you have to have us at our palantier off. 0:03:46.960 --> 0:03:51.080 Seat, Jack. We'll chat in a little bit. Yeah, I'm sorry, guys, 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:51.840 what were you saying? 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:56.280 No? Why why don't we just hang up on Larry 0:03:57.360 --> 0:03:58.440 and we just say goodbye? 0:03:58.600 --> 0:03:59.880 Damn? That would be great. 0:04:00.160 --> 0:04:08.120 Okay, that's it, Larry's done. There you go. 0:04:08.200 --> 0:04:10.240 I just want to say how incredible it was that 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:11.880 you manipulated Larry into quitting. 0:04:12.280 --> 0:04:14.880 Yeah, that's a veticum, the best day of the god. 0:04:14.960 --> 0:04:15.520 Damn. Ye. 0:04:15.960 --> 0:04:19.560 Now he can't collect unemployment right because I wanted him 0:04:19.560 --> 0:04:21.640 to be on a zoom so we could actually see 0:04:21.720 --> 0:04:24.240 him and be able to build some chemistry here. 0:04:24.920 --> 0:04:27.800 We've done three hundred shows and he hasn't been up 0:04:27.800 --> 0:04:32.359 here for more than one time. Yes, And you know, 0:04:32.400 --> 0:04:35.080 I was talking to Eric the big German, and you know, 0:04:35.120 --> 0:04:38.720 we're creating a whole new podcast room. We're building it 0:04:38.800 --> 0:04:42.600 as we speak, building this empire out. And the big 0:04:42.640 --> 0:04:45.920 Germans said bad, Larry either needs to get on a 0:04:46.000 --> 0:04:48.200 zoom call or he's gone. 0:04:49.880 --> 0:04:52.120 Well, yeah, he's going to be like the guy who 0:04:52.200 --> 0:04:54.960 sold like ten percent of Apple for eight hundred bucks. 0:04:55.080 --> 0:04:57.839 Yeah, take this fucking rocket shit pizza. 0:04:58.040 --> 0:05:00.680 Yeah. And when you guys become big time, I'm stars. 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:05.039 By the way, you guys are wearing your Kentucky Derby hats. 0:05:05.200 --> 0:05:08.120 Is that what this? Yeah? But let me give the introduction. 0:05:08.240 --> 0:05:10.839 That was bad Larry, who was no longer on the show. 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:17.840 Dylan lost two units last week, Shay Shay one one 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:21.120 and a half, and Sammy p is here Fox Sports 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:25.400 Chicken Dinner Podcast. Great to see Sammy Pa again. Thanks 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:28.520 for having me back. Everybody. Yeah, well maybe we're going 0:05:28.600 --> 0:05:32.040 to have you back a lot more. Sammy timing is everything. 0:05:32.120 --> 0:05:35.120 Then I know, what are the odds that Sammy Pa 0:05:35.160 --> 0:05:37.520 comes in? And then I fire Larry? Get it right now? 0:05:37.720 --> 0:05:38.280 Bet it now. 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:41.440 Larry heard footsteps and he decided to jump ship. 0:05:41.480 --> 0:05:44.039 But Denny's like, yeah, please take it. I've done over 0:05:44.080 --> 0:05:48.599 three hundred shows. Can you ask Ray if he knew 0:05:48.600 --> 0:05:52.360 this was going to happen? Yeah, Like, did you have anything. 0:05:52.040 --> 0:05:53.960 You know this was going to happen? Any inclination? 0:05:54.200 --> 0:05:56.360 After the draft, he said, if you on my spot, 0:05:56.400 --> 0:05:58.560 you did so well, you can take it. And I said, 0:05:58.600 --> 0:06:00.560 I can never replace you, Larry, I'm not taking your spot. 0:06:00.560 --> 0:06:01.960 How come. He never told any of us this. 0:06:02.120 --> 0:06:03.200 I literally did tell you. 0:06:03.240 --> 0:06:05.960 But of the three hundred shows, here's a real question. 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:08.279 Of the three hundred shows, what's the over under on 0:06:08.320 --> 0:06:11.160 the amount of shows that he missed, Like you're like 0:06:11.200 --> 0:06:12.400 tapped out halfway ten and. 0:06:12.400 --> 0:06:14.680 A half or hung up randomly, it's ten and a 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:17.360 half too low? No over Okay, twenty five and a 0:06:17.400 --> 0:06:19.720 half probably, But he would he would have. There was 0:06:19.760 --> 0:06:23.840 always communication issues. He's traveling, he's a threesome with his 0:06:23.880 --> 0:06:28.760 wife and his sister in law allegedly nice. There's Xanax involved. Nice, 0:06:28.800 --> 0:06:33.800 there's Ray's lunch, his fake job that he has reading 0:06:33.839 --> 0:06:34.480 books like. 0:06:35.880 --> 0:06:36.680 Pictures from bed. 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:38.880 Yeah, I'm done. And then he would never have the 0:06:38.920 --> 0:06:39.520 betting lunch. 0:06:39.720 --> 0:06:40.919 No, never would argue. 0:06:41.040 --> 0:06:43.000 He'd go, oh I saw in the New York Post. 0:06:43.080 --> 0:06:44.400 I'm like, oh my god. 0:06:44.520 --> 0:06:47.120 I think we can all agree. I'm pretty ill prepared. Most 0:06:47.120 --> 0:06:49.960 of the time. Larry kind of just took it to 0:06:50.000 --> 0:06:50.480 a new lesson. 0:06:50.839 --> 0:06:54.720 It's over. I'm going to miss him. Oh I will too. 0:06:54.839 --> 0:06:58.840 He'll still be a friend, but he's not reliable. 0:06:59.040 --> 0:07:02.440 In memoriam fuck in graphic on ig right away. Yeah 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:04.280 he's dead to us, Yeah, yes, yeah. 0:07:04.320 --> 0:07:06.839 Born what are he born in? Like what nineteen eighteen to? 0:07:07.520 --> 0:07:10.000 And I don't I don't want him back. It's like 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:13.320 the the LIV golf players. You're not coming back, you 0:07:13.320 --> 0:07:17.440 get taxed. Yeah about a moment of silence, Maybe take 0:07:17.480 --> 0:07:37.040 your hats off for Larry, thank you, thank you, a 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:41.040 moment of silence for Larry's career, and it'll be who 0:07:41.120 --> 0:07:45.320 was the guy that used to be on with you? Yeah? 0:07:45.640 --> 0:07:51.800 Bad Larry. Okay, let's see where do we start. How 0:07:51.800 --> 0:07:57.440 about Diego Pavilla or Pavia? He goes undrafted and of 0:07:57.480 --> 0:08:01.040 course he was kind of the patron saint of this show. 0:08:01.800 --> 0:08:05.000 I don't know how we got to handing out the 0:08:05.040 --> 0:08:06.640 Diego Pavi Award. 0:08:06.840 --> 0:08:11.200 It was so I broke down Diego Pavilla that way 0:08:11.600 --> 0:08:13.360 because I knew him from like I knew who he 0:08:13.440 --> 0:08:16.440 was from a junior college player like YadA YadA, and 0:08:16.480 --> 0:08:19.520 I was dead wrong on a specific game he looked 0:08:19.520 --> 0:08:23.160 like shit, And then right the award just started happening 0:08:23.160 --> 0:08:25.000 because of that. Yeah, you gave a deep dot you 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:27.960 gave every time you were like, you know, their secondary, 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:30.080 you know he can take advantage of the secondary. They 0:08:30.120 --> 0:08:32.600 got an outside linebacker, you know, blah blah, and I'm like, 0:08:33.080 --> 0:08:37.280 oh my god, they lost by thirty. Yeah, this isn't Yeah. 0:08:37.920 --> 0:08:43.679 Texas Tech quarterback Brendan Soresby. He dating back to two 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:48.160 thousand and two, placed more than ten thousand wagers. At 0:08:48.160 --> 0:08:51.480 one point was averaging twenty bets per day. Now I 0:08:51.520 --> 0:08:54.120 did have somebody tell me this. Who is in the 0:08:54.160 --> 0:08:55.800 gambling community? 0:08:56.000 --> 0:08:58.960 Is it like, is it how many bets or how 0:08:59.040 --> 0:09:04.040 much you bet? If you have a problem both, well 0:09:05.120 --> 0:09:08.559 let's weigh this out. How many bets or how much 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:12.280 you're betting. So because he's only betting, you know, sometimes 0:09:12.320 --> 0:09:15.160 two dollars or he wasn't betting a lot, but he 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:17.240 was a lot of money. But he was betting a 0:09:17.280 --> 0:09:18.400 lot of times. 0:09:18.520 --> 0:09:22.400 To me, the calculus is is it fucking up your life? 0:09:22.559 --> 0:09:24.800 Is it taking you away from school or your work 0:09:24.880 --> 0:09:27.040 or your family? Whether how much it is or how 0:09:27.040 --> 0:09:29.040 often it is, it sounds like he was doing it 0:09:29.120 --> 0:09:30.040 all the goddamn time. 0:09:30.640 --> 0:09:33.680 I can tell you this, Dan, professionals will mostly bet 0:09:33.760 --> 0:09:38.760 between twenty and thirty a week. So if he's betting 0:09:39.000 --> 0:09:42.760 hundreds a week or two hundred bets a week, he 0:09:42.880 --> 0:09:43.440 likes the action. 0:09:44.200 --> 0:09:46.080 He doesn't necessarily like the bet. He just likes to 0:09:46.080 --> 0:09:48.040 have something in the air, right, But do you. 0:09:48.160 --> 0:09:50.160 Have a problem, Like when do you have a problem? 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:53.520 Who decides? Okay, now it's a probably. I know. Shay 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:57.120 is saying if it takes you away, but you're a gambler. 0:09:57.440 --> 0:09:59.880 Yeah, but if it's an obsession and you can't like 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:02.839 you anything else but sweat the bet, you know you 0:10:02.920 --> 0:10:04.720 got to take a step back for sure. 0:10:04.800 --> 0:10:06.520 Yeah, the judge can tell you if you have a problem. 0:10:06.640 --> 0:10:12.480 Yeah. The roommate, she's having a conniption today. Why because 0:10:12.559 --> 0:10:14.360 a bunch of the dudes are coming over, you know, 0:10:14.440 --> 0:10:18.520 for dinner after the wait whatever, who's coming over? Well 0:10:18.520 --> 0:10:23.120 I invited you as well, but hopefully Ray Dylan, this 0:10:23.160 --> 0:10:26.920 guy may staying at the house. Yeah, and uh, Spencer, maybe, 0:10:26.960 --> 0:10:27.280 I don't know. 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:29.040 Is there like a guest house. 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:32.000 Well there's a guest room. Yeah, nice guest room. There 0:10:32.679 --> 0:10:35.280 a TV in there, set up? He set up all right, But. 0:10:35.400 --> 0:10:38.760 She's having would you bump Sammy if Dan said he 0:10:38.800 --> 0:10:39.760 wanted to sleep over, I'm. 0:10:39.679 --> 0:10:44.680 Not letting dance sleep over. You mean, God damn wolf 0:10:44.720 --> 0:10:45.400 in the hen house. 0:10:45.600 --> 0:10:49.080 That your wife created that I didn't. 0:10:49.080 --> 0:10:50.480 It doesn't matter. You're never staying over. 0:10:50.559 --> 0:10:54.000 Okay, and I'm not planning on staying over, but I 0:10:54.040 --> 0:10:56.440 think you notice what pants I have on the idea 0:10:57.360 --> 0:11:02.240 Why I have my cords on the wide gauge court. 0:11:02.400 --> 0:11:04.520 Yes, don't come anywhere near my house. 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:09.040 And you know your wife as a spot in her 0:11:09.160 --> 0:11:14.880 heart for quarter rys. Okay, should Brendan is there any 0:11:14.880 --> 0:11:16.920 way Brendan Soores plays college football? 0:11:17.120 --> 0:11:17.679 Absolutely? 0:11:18.120 --> 0:11:19.959 Of course he's going to rehab and come back. He's 0:11:19.960 --> 0:11:20.640 going to play. 0:11:20.880 --> 0:11:24.640 Light him up, Sammy P. I don't think he plays 0:11:24.640 --> 0:11:25.520 again in college. 0:11:26.400 --> 0:11:27.400 I don't think he does either. 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:30.760 I do redemption Redemption Tour. 0:11:31.320 --> 0:11:33.280 The bets on Indiana are going to be tough to 0:11:34.280 --> 0:11:37.160 overcome in the court of public opinion and the. 0:11:36.920 --> 0:11:37.840 Court of n double. 0:11:38.080 --> 0:11:39.040 Yeah, I would think so. 0:11:39.240 --> 0:11:43.160 But the NFL, that's a different story. That was a 0:11:43.240 --> 0:11:49.320 college mistake, right, makes mistakes. But you know this commissioner 0:11:49.840 --> 0:11:52.600 is going to punish him. If he goes supplemental draft 0:11:52.640 --> 0:11:55.440 comes in, then he's going to probably suspend him for 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:56.400 half the season. 0:11:56.920 --> 0:12:01.600 Fine. If I'm him, I'm like, hell yeah. Roger now 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:04.960 Ray put down that Mark Zuckerberg has interested in buying 0:12:04.960 --> 0:12:09.800 the Seahawks. I thought that that was who's who's the 0:12:09.880 --> 0:12:15.319 guy No, no, no, no, the Cook No, the weird 0:12:15.360 --> 0:12:20.079 guy who married the Bill Gates No no, no, no, no. 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:26.280 No Altman, bald head, Peter Thiel Reiner, Rob No, lazy eye, 0:12:26.880 --> 0:12:29.839 Steve Omer, he's got a shirt. 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:34.080 Off and his wife. No, his wife no Rfk No. 0:12:34.160 --> 0:12:36.640 Who is the richest guy in the world. Not Musk but. 0:12:37.520 --> 0:12:43.559 Jeff Bezos yes, h yeah, allegedly. 0:12:44.120 --> 0:12:46.000 Now I think he has a lazy eye. He does, 0:12:46.160 --> 0:12:46.679 I think so. 0:12:47.559 --> 0:12:48.440 It's a little goofy. 0:12:49.320 --> 0:12:51.480 But I thought he was the one who might be 0:12:51.480 --> 0:12:55.000 buying the Seahawks, like. 0:12:54.480 --> 0:12:57.960 He wanted to buy the commanders. Bezos, but that sales 0:12:58.480 --> 0:13:02.880 or sale forfeiture. Yeah, I don't know, Ray is that? 0:13:03.200 --> 0:13:05.640 Is it Zuckerberg or is it Bezos? 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:09.040 It's Zuckerberg and Tim Cook allegedly have interest. It just 0:13:09.080 --> 0:13:11.240 came up on Bleacher Report before we started. 0:13:11.679 --> 0:13:12.800 Football fans those too. 0:13:13.880 --> 0:13:15.920 Zuckerberg's a UFC guy. 0:13:16.160 --> 0:13:18.320 He's a bro jiu jitsu right. 0:13:18.280 --> 0:13:20.800 Yeah, one of the nerds started coming out of the woodwork. 0:13:21.280 --> 0:13:22.480 That's when everything was fucked. 0:13:22.520 --> 0:13:29.240 But you realized that Musk could buy like the entire NFL. Yes, Hey, 0:13:29.400 --> 0:13:31.839 do you want a team? I'm just gonna buy all 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:35.720 of them put robots on the field. No, we don't 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:36.200 want that. 0:13:36.480 --> 0:13:39.800 I don't either. The dystopian reality is coming down the pipe, Danny. 0:13:39.840 --> 0:13:44.920 We gotta fight AI. Yeah here, it's not good. 0:13:45.480 --> 0:13:47.880 It's not great. They're gonna know everything about us all 0:13:47.880 --> 0:13:49.920 the time, where we go, what we do. 0:13:49.920 --> 0:13:51.199 Don't you think they already know that. 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:52.480 I think it's gonna get a lot worse. 0:13:53.240 --> 0:13:55.160 If you have an Alexa in your house, you know 0:13:55.240 --> 0:13:58.280 that is always I know your TV's listen to you 0:13:58.480 --> 0:13:59.240 all your TVs. 0:13:59.280 --> 0:14:01.480 They take pictures of what you watch, send it to 0:14:01.520 --> 0:14:04.240 advertisers or Palenteer, whomever. And if you don't turn off 0:14:04.240 --> 0:14:05.960 the fucking settings, they're going to know everything about you. 0:14:05.960 --> 0:14:07.840 They literally turn on a camera in your living room. 0:14:08.920 --> 0:14:09.880 They ain't good. Yeah, I don't. 0:14:10.080 --> 0:14:12.880 I don't trust Alexa. I don't have one, no way. 0:14:12.880 --> 0:14:14.800 Hell no. My wife makes me unplug it. 0:14:15.400 --> 0:14:17.319 The roommate just got a fucking ring camera at the 0:14:17.360 --> 0:14:19.400 house and she won't let me unplug it or give 0:14:19.440 --> 0:14:20.360 me access to the app. 0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:21.320 I hate those two. 0:14:21.640 --> 0:14:23.880 I've had this debate. Well, she only listens when you 0:14:23.960 --> 0:14:27.480 command her. I'm like, bullshit, that is not real. Is 0:14:27.520 --> 0:14:29.360 that why she noticed on her own that I'm out 0:14:29.400 --> 0:14:31.440 of paper towel and ordered it for exactly. 0:14:33.000 --> 0:14:34.880 I forget what it was, but it was such a 0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:38.000 random thing that I said. And next thing I know 0:14:38.400 --> 0:14:43.240 on my phone, yep, was something really, really, really random, 0:14:43.840 --> 0:14:48.120 And there's no other way that that could be, Like, oh, 0:14:48.160 --> 0:14:51.680 it's on my Facebook feed, Like it's like. 0:14:51.880 --> 0:14:54.760 I haven't I talked about lawnmowers once in the last 0:14:54.760 --> 0:14:55.280 three years. 0:14:55.280 --> 0:14:58.560 And then ten minutes later it pops up. What is 0:14:58.600 --> 0:15:04.480 the shay versus the world? This is you versus the 0:15:04.600 --> 0:15:05.680 airport etiquette? 0:15:05.680 --> 0:15:10.400 What happened? So we went to Pittsburgh. Yeah, nice little airport, Yeah, 0:15:10.400 --> 0:15:14.440 real small, easy to maneuver around. But you know, at 0:15:14.440 --> 0:15:18.360 every airport you go to, mainly La Guardia and big airports, 0:15:19.000 --> 0:15:21.600 there is a common courtesy that everybody should follow, Like 0:15:21.640 --> 0:15:23.800 we are in this together. It is a fucking battlefield, 0:15:24.040 --> 0:15:27.280 right getting through security, getting on the plane, that's hard work. 0:15:27.560 --> 0:15:29.640 If you don't work together as a community, it gets 0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:32.400 a lot worse. So you get through security and you 0:15:32.440 --> 0:15:35.320 have five people in one family, They're all standing five wide. 0:15:35.360 --> 0:15:37.240 There's no way around them. You can't get around them. 0:15:37.400 --> 0:15:39.400 They're leaving your shit on the fucking counter because nobody 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:41.040 gives a shit about you. And then you go to 0:15:41.040 --> 0:15:42.640 the gate, Danny. You go to the gate and you 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:44.280 try and get on the plane. You're saying, oh, what's 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:46.880 my boarding on a third? Okay, I'm gonna wait. There's 0:15:47.000 --> 0:15:50.240 forty two people lined up in freaking wheelchairs because they're 0:15:50.240 --> 0:15:52.640 all disabled, and they all get on the plane first. 0:15:52.880 --> 0:15:54.320 Oh, it's shocking discovery. 0:15:54.360 --> 0:15:57.400 And every single airport you go to there's forty two 0:15:58.040 --> 0:15:59.840 people that can't walk, but somehow they made it to 0:15:59.880 --> 0:16:01.680 the airport and when they get off the plane, they 0:16:01.680 --> 0:16:04.680 don't need any fucking help. It's a shocking discovery. Fucking weird. 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:07.080 I tell you what, if you put those wheelchairs and 0:16:07.120 --> 0:16:09.240 you say, you know what, you all get on last. 0:16:09.320 --> 0:16:11.440 You don't get on first, you get on fucking last, 0:16:11.680 --> 0:16:15.120 they'd all miraculously jump up like Jesus touched them and 0:16:15.120 --> 0:16:16.120 walk down the fucking aisle. 0:16:16.680 --> 0:16:20.800 Well, it's the plane should board back to front anyways. 0:16:20.600 --> 0:16:21.360 I don't know about that. 0:16:21.520 --> 0:16:25.680 Well, yeah, Disneyland, you'll find a lot of people with wheelchairs. 0:16:25.720 --> 0:16:27.760 They changed the rules though at Disneyland, did they. Yeah, 0:16:27.760 --> 0:16:31.520 you can't cut with wheelchairs. Really, Yeah, I'm telling you 0:16:31.520 --> 0:16:34.520 you tried. I did, like twenty years ago, and then 0:16:34.680 --> 0:16:35.840 I was told that they changed it. 0:16:36.120 --> 0:16:38.600 Hmmm, like you clearly have a disability, but we don't 0:16:38.600 --> 0:16:39.680 think it's a physical It. 0:16:39.640 --> 0:16:41.720 Was it was somebody's grandma. She got in the chair 0:16:41.720 --> 0:16:45.120 and was like, oh, I'm hurt, we're cutting Everything was great. 0:16:45.560 --> 0:16:49.520 I remember doing stuff for the Children's Miracle Network and 0:16:50.520 --> 0:16:54.160 as part of the thank you for you know, helping 0:16:54.200 --> 0:16:59.320 out with their telethon, Marie Osmond was the host, Steve 0:16:59.360 --> 0:17:04.600 Young was involved, Kurt Warners involved, and uh so they 0:17:04.720 --> 0:17:09.320 gave you a Velcrow buddy at Disneyland, and that is 0:17:09.600 --> 0:17:12.639 that they're always with you to take you to the 0:17:12.640 --> 0:17:16.480 front of the line. Velcrow Buddy, Velcrow Buddy. 0:17:16.480 --> 0:17:18.240 Were they attached physically. 0:17:18.280 --> 0:17:21.600 No, but it's kind of like they are. I don't 0:17:21.600 --> 0:17:23.520 know why they called him velcrow Buddies. There was no 0:17:23.600 --> 0:17:26.879 velcrow as far as I know, but there were people 0:17:27.680 --> 0:17:31.000 who their job is to show you around if you're 0:17:31.320 --> 0:17:33.880 you know, a known person of celebrity or something like that, 0:17:34.240 --> 0:17:36.800 and then you would we would go to the front 0:17:36.800 --> 0:17:42.320 of the line every ride. Yeah, must be nice. Yeah, 0:17:42.600 --> 0:17:45.960 but I was giving back to the community. Sure, this 0:17:46.040 --> 0:17:46.680 Miracle Network. 0:17:46.680 --> 0:17:49.520 I'd love to see who started that Ray who started 0:17:49.520 --> 0:17:50.920 the Children's Miracle Network? 0:17:50.960 --> 0:17:53.120 I think that Peter also very Uh. 0:17:54.600 --> 0:18:00.600 George Sorows you talk centric, you know what I mean? 0:18:01.160 --> 0:18:04.000 Mormon, Marie Osmond and Steve Young were involved. That's two 0:18:04.000 --> 0:18:04.400 out of three. 0:18:04.520 --> 0:18:08.720 Yeah, come on, remember John Schneider from the Dukes of 0:18:08.760 --> 0:18:10.080 Hazzard Mormon? 0:18:10.280 --> 0:18:11.040 Is it a Mormon thing? 0:18:12.080 --> 0:18:17.520 Maria Osmond and John Schneider, Mike Shannon, Mick Shannon and Joe. 0:18:17.320 --> 0:18:19.480 Lake Children's Miracle Network. 0:18:19.560 --> 0:18:20.480 Yeah, that's what I'm reading. 0:18:20.600 --> 0:18:23.600 Yeah, yeah, but I was obviously involved in this. 0:18:23.760 --> 0:18:24.360 You do for him? 0:18:24.960 --> 0:18:29.280 Uh, you're just part of the night hosting stuff. 0:18:29.280 --> 0:18:31.000 You know, to make a wish thing like the kids 0:18:31.000 --> 0:18:34.919 are dying. Yeah, I went to one in Westport and 0:18:34.960 --> 0:18:37.119 it was expensive. It was an event, you know, it 0:18:37.200 --> 0:18:38.040 was a gallar or whatever. 0:18:38.160 --> 0:18:42.520 Wait, wait, are you gonna say negative things here? Yeah? 0:18:42.640 --> 0:18:46.240 Oh yeah, big time. Okay, what happened with the make 0:18:46.280 --> 0:18:46.760 a Wish? 0:18:47.200 --> 0:18:50.240 The kid wasn't dying, He wasn't even sick. 0:18:51.000 --> 0:18:51.920 He was just deaf. 0:18:52.720 --> 0:18:53.160 That's it. 0:18:53.960 --> 0:18:56.840 You got fucking hearing it. Okay, I am not deaf, 0:18:56.880 --> 0:18:57.800 so you don't have to yell. 0:18:57.960 --> 0:19:03.000 All right, kid was fine. You just needed hearing aids, 0:19:04.359 --> 0:19:04.880 make a wish. 0:19:04.880 --> 0:19:05.680 Did he get him? Yeah? 0:19:05.680 --> 0:19:06.960 You got him? He got that and a ship to 0:19:07.160 --> 0:19:08.159 more like come on and. 0:19:08.200 --> 0:19:11.720 An Xbox the hearing aids a decoy. 0:19:12.560 --> 0:19:14.840 Make a wish. Wow, phone a friend, we can make 0:19:14.840 --> 0:19:15.200 a wish. 0:19:17.520 --> 0:19:22.119 Is there anything to recap? Larry didn't get his bets 0:19:22.119 --> 0:19:25.520