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Speaker 1: So what you leave it up? This is what's so crazy.

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Speaker 2: You leave it up until Christmas and then like you

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Speaker 3: Okay, I just just because I'm working on self improvement.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, not high.

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Speaker 3: No? I wanted to kind of clarify that my name

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Speaker 1: Dree Okay, Joe pic mm hmm, okay, mm hmm, smoking

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Speaker 3: M hm could work and leading a weed free lifestyle.

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Speaker 1: Fire stoned Joe, firestone stone off the fire you get

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Speaker 3: No, No, I'm not really interested in getting free marijuana.

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Speaker 1: Ole you call ganja? No, No, what's the word you

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Speaker 3: You're high, I'm I'm not high. I am sober. Kevin

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Speaker 3: told me to be sober. No, Kevin told me to

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Speaker 3: be sober. No, Kevin told me to be sober for this.

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Speaker 2: Kevin has been suggesting that people be sober for our sessions.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what brought that on or must be

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Speaker 3: I'll read this email right now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's hear it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he said, Joe, just a reminder, please be sober.

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Speaker 2: Okay, And had he mentioned that previously? No, and this

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Speaker 3: Okay, wow, yeah, and then you know I guess that was,

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Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I got three emails in a row.

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Speaker 1: Well, I really appreciate you coming out like showing up

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Speaker 1: and doing it. Do you want to talk about this, Kevin?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, just the pace slows down so much and it's

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Speaker 7: You know, no one says anything.

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Speaker 6: Like I mean, I go cliff diving off these damn

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Speaker 6: get to choose. These were my grandpa's pocket knives. My

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Speaker 3: Wait, no, I actually can I pick first?

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Speaker 3: I want the tooth colored one.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well what's tooth colored to you? That's interesting? I

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Speaker 3: Who's the baby? And of us?

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Speaker 1: Just so I know, it's a little baby drove fires.

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Speaker 3: No, I think I got no matter what is papa,

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Speaker 1: Your more mommy than me on this. Well, hey, you

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Speaker 1: know what, the real mommy is the one who says, yes,

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Speaker 1: you can't have the tooth colored knife, because I will

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Speaker 3: That is so great, That is so Greek. It makes

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Speaker 3: Who do you tell us who which one is for?

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Speaker 1: Tell us which one is for? What do you call

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Speaker 1: your grandma just grandma. Foof poof poof yeah, f oh.

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Speaker 1: Nothing, nothing for scale. Yeah, yeah, yeah they should be. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I think she thought they were like going to be

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Speaker 4: They all look like.

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Speaker 3: The lengths of toes to me, Well, what age human

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Speaker 1: That's correct? They're each your toe? Okay, I knew it.

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Speaker 1: I want I mean, I want the daddy one big.

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Speaker 1: Look at the texture on it and it has a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it has a shield for deflecting bullets.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know. That's what's so great about it is

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Speaker 4: Ding ding ding that one Shawn's.

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Speaker 2: That one was Shawn's yep, okay, and dro gets the

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Speaker 2: tooth colored one mm hmmm, wonderful.

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Speaker 4: And get baby Camo.

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Speaker 1: So I wanted to talk a little bit about something

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Speaker 1: you insisted on, which is that you have some kind

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Speaker 1: So you did another game show. What so doctor has

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Speaker 1: Go play your little games. No attortion to more distractions

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Speaker 3: How many people have come up to music, God, I

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Speaker 1: They want a smile. What they need is the news.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're more like tuning out the news.

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Speaker 2: This is and this is a perfect example. We don't

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Speaker 2: here's here's your little game. No, we can watch shooting

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Speaker 1: By the way, Trevor is not going to be there

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I just I guess I didn't know how to

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Speaker 1: Okay? Yeah, no, this actually is something that I did

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Speaker 1: want to get into in this episode. It should be me? Oh,

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Okay, does anyone else feel different?

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Speaker 2: I have been thinking about it as well. Yeah, ran

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Speaker 1: Okay, have at the Bush.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'll say every night.

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Speaker 1: A preference You're done Bush?

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Speaker 3: Kevin? Do you have some kind of stance you.

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Speaker 1: Wanted to memo to Bush? Retire please? Yeah?

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Speaker 7: My stance is no more politics on this thing.

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Speaker 7: These days, you lose half your audience.

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Speaker 3: You know, everybody's got to You can't walk around barefoot.

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Speaker 3: You'll get sick.

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Speaker 1: We got advertisers, we got to service that.

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Speaker 1: And they'll burrow in there and they'll do all kinds

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Speaker 3: Making lugs. I bet you all had a wicked good

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Speaker 3: time about Heidi Klum's costume. Didn't you just have the

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Speaker 1: that's all right. Where this woman who.

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Was that a dog sneezing.

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Speaker 3: Or I just don't want to say that. Yeah, that

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Speaker 3: Now there's no sick dogs in the game.

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Speaker 3: This dog's not sick.

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Speaker 3: This dog did not make any sick noises.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I've sneezed. Sorry, I'm really sorry to laugh. My

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Speaker 1: A dog.

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Speaker 2: When it's very stressed in captivity?

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Speaker 1: Is this dog captivity? No?

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Speaker 2: Manhattan, Okay, Manhattan is not the dog's habitat.

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Speaker 1: Its natural habitat is the woods.

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Speaker 3: Not this dog.

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Speaker 1: Not the concrete jungle, the regular jungle.

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Speaker 3: This dog, if it didn't have the concrete, its nails

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Speaker 2: It trims the nails on its concrete so that don't

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Speaker 1: A nail as long as an eminem bag. That dog

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Speaker 3: No, it's not dog. I'm not taking this dog to

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Speaker 1: It belongs in the Amazon rainforest.

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Speaker 3: No, it's a healthy dog and it belongs in Manhattan.

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Speaker 1: Joe, the dog is getting sick from lack of jungle.

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Speaker 1: Are you going to fix it or am I? No?

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Speaker 3: No, No, the dog gets plenty of milk. He's doing

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Speaker 1: Milk supposed to drink milk. Dogs drink milk, They eat

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Speaker 3: So what when I put out a bowl of milk?

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Speaker 3: Why does it go away?

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Speaker 1: Because you conditioned it keep itself.

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Speaker 1: In order to tune out the concrete jungle, the damn

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, there is no drugs. My dog is sober,

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Speaker 1: What color is the floor? Yeah? Talk about the floor color.

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Speaker 3: It's brown.

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Speaker 1: You have a brown floor?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what's wrong with that? What color is your floor? Bright? Blue?

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Speaker 3: Sky blue? What colors your Yes, both of you have

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Speaker 1: Yes, of course I believe it when I see it.

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Speaker 1: I'm so I'm flying around the kitchen. Woh mm hm,

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Speaker 1: I lay down here your airplane.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. You guys have la in your blood.

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Speaker 1: And when my dog sneezes a big bowl of milk

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 3: Have you been told that your conversation is it? And

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Speaker 2: Have you been helping you as we're as I'm giving

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Speaker 3: You you love projects, you know you love them.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what I like anymore. I mean, you

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Speaker 1: I must enjoy it, because why else am I still here?

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Speaker 1: May I see it? May I see the game? I

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Speaker 3: Okay, ready, okay, there.

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Speaker 1: The game is a pizza. It's what it's what.

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Speaker 3: I showed it, What I showed it.

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Speaker 1: You showed it, but share was off? Did you know that?

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Speaker 1: Why obscured the game from me? I'm not gonna steal

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Speaker 1: the game, Joe. I've got my own game, Throw Batteries.

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Speaker 3: Excuse me? The game is called Throw Batteries. Yeah, And

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Speaker 1: You get on top of an old fence and you

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Speaker 1: throw batteries.

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Speaker 3: You're saying at Barnes and Noble, there's gonna be a

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Speaker 1: It and batteries.

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00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:45,680
Speaker 3: Oh, batteries not included. That's correct, And you gotta buy batteries,

446
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 3: wait till they get old.

447
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:51,200
Speaker 1: No, they don't have to be old. The ideally shouldn't

448
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:55,639
Speaker 1: be brand new. Yeah, but they don't have to be old,

449
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 1: somewhere between new and leaking.

450
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 3: And you want just just so I know, age? What age?

451
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:10,159
Speaker 1: It comes from a spoon to make a hole? Yeah,

452
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,280
Speaker 1: throw the batteries into the hole. So you got a

453
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:17,399
Speaker 1: spoon hole. There's a picture on the box of like

454
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:20,440
Speaker 1: what the shape of a hole would be, and then

455
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 1: it's you get the spoon hole, you throw the battery

456
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 1: in there. Age is I mean, what age can you

457
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:31,359
Speaker 1: get on top of an old fence? Right? What's the

458
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:32,159
Speaker 1: age of yours?

459
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 3: What's the shape of a hole?

460
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:36,680
Speaker 1: What's the shape of a hole?

461
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:38,119
Speaker 3: Round?

462
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 1: Round on the ground. You disagree with that? You don't

463
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:46,680
Speaker 1: think your holes around? You might be thinking of something else.

464
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:49,199
Speaker 1: What shape are you picturing? And I'll tell you what.

465
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:51,119
Speaker 1: You're probably confusing a hole with.

466
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 3: Circle?

467
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 1: Okay, well this is gonna fucking rock your world. Circles

468
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 1: are around.

469
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:01,920
Speaker 3: No, I know that I am not in ninth grade.

470
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:03,640
Speaker 3: I know that.

471
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:09,159
Speaker 1: You're acting like a ninth grade. No, I'm not like

472
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 1: a high school freshman.

473
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,720
Speaker 3: Well thanks a lot. Actually, tell why don't you tell

474
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 3: my agent?

475
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:18,640
Speaker 1: Okay, so maybe I can stop going you.

476
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, maybe I could stop going out for a

477
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 3: forty year old nervous woman on the green. Hmm. Well

478
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 3: you know, my agent's just you know, just.

479
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 1: Got your agent, your agent. What happened?

480
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 3: I just got pummeled.

481
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:36,120
Speaker 1: You did? Or they did?

482
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:37,920
Speaker 3: They did? They got pummeled.

483
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 1: Your agent just got pummeled A in a in a merger.

484
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:48,920
Speaker 1: Oh no, Joe, you got you got.

485
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 3: You know, one day you wake up. One day you

486
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 3: wake up, You wake up every day for a couple

487
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 3: of years to say, hmmm, and I see him client

488
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 3: the next thing, you know, before you know, then before

489
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 3: you know, those three letters are gone.

490
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 1: The only letter left is keep the C. And you moved.

491
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 3: Now it's bye bye bye bye.

492
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 1: M mm hmm. Yeah, and that's your identity right the

493
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 1: eye the universe. Lie. Yeah, now it's Albert.

494
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 3: I see him cares for I care much. And now

495
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 3: it's Cee c a A care care care a lot.

496
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, No, I didn't know you were going through that. No,

497
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 1: this explains a lot. You've been You've been really fucked up,

498
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 1: But this actually explains a lot because I didn't I

499
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:47,719
Speaker 1: didn't realize what was happening for you in the chat chickens.

500
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 3: I have not been acting fucked up. Kevin's been putting

501
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 3: in a private message.

502
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 4: Cat Hey, Joe chat.

503
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 1: We wanted to talk about the game. I understand the game.

504
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 1: That is a different agent. His name.

505
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 3: Each one of these checkings, isn't it says good? Keep

506
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 3: up the good work.

507
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 4: Pretty nice?

508
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 1: Do you have a game agent?

509
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 3: No?

510
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, and that's what you lost, your gaming agent.

511
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 3: Nobody? You know. I don't think Checkers has an agent.

512
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 3: You think Checkers has an agent?

513
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:22,320
Speaker 1: Agent? Babe? Yeah?

514
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 3: Can I treat some of that?

515
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 1: Is it the game? I wish you'd tell me something,

516
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 1: Pizza slice again, I can't.

517
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 3: I don't want you to.

518
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 8: Let me.

519
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:33,320
Speaker 1: Let me see what you mean, let me.

520
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 3: See it, don't judge me.

521
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, well, just.

522
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,680
Speaker 2: Give me the general area of what it is. Is

523
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 2: it a drawing? No, yeah, it's not a drawing. Okay,

524
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 2: you mean like, is it like an apple?

525
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 5: Man?

526
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 3: No?

527
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 1: Is it like a dried up apple? Put like a

528
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 1: head and feed on. Is it three Is it like

529
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 1: a three dimensional design, like a structure?

530
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 3: Yeah?

531
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 1: It is? Okay? Is it a God's eye.

532
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 2: Dream catcher? Mm hmm okay, I'll look at it. It's

533
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 2: a tiny carrot.

534
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, look carrot? All right? What's it made out of?

535
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 1: You know?

536
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 3: I can't say, but listen, just the thing is is

537
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 3: that you just never know it. You just never know

538
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 3: what people can do.

539
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 1: You never know what people can Here, I am sitting

540
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:33,480
Speaker 1: in judgment of you, and I have no idea that

541
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 1: you know right beneath the surface is the kind of

542
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 1: mind that could craft a carrot so small?

543
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 3: I didn't even look at it. That was from memory?

544
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 1: Isn't isn't that your game? Isn't It's name Fruits? Yeah?

545
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 1: Is it Fruits?

546
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 3: Yeah?

547
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not judging you, but I am judging save

548
00:31:56,120 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 2: your marketing instincts a little bit. I am creator of

549
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 2: the game named Fruits.

550
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 3: Yeah.

551
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 1: Here, what should I make? Oh? I know I'll make it.

552
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 1: I'll make a vegetable. Vegetable you know what I mean? No? No,

553
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 1: may I mean marketing for the sequel? I guess no,

554
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 1: no sequel me the game? Okay, or I'm getting off

555
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 1: the zoom.

556
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 3: Don't threaten me.

557
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 1: Okay, let me see that.

558
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 3: I'll show you. Okay, you ready.

559
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 1: This is the game game on the roots. This is

560
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 1: there are some of the fruits a farm table card game.

561
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 1: That game shiny so chill out.

562
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:43,719
Speaker 3: Okay, So these are some of the cards. Okay, okay, pineapple.

563
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 1: Pineapple fifty points fifty.

564
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 3: Oh there's apple. That's what points?

565
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 1: Who made the points? C I A yeah, right, thirty.

566
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 3: Oh what's that?

567
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 1: That's a treat card par fet that.

568
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 3: You can do apple apple parfait. That's worth triple of points. Okay, well,

569
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:05,600
Speaker 3: look who this guy is.

570
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 1: Okay, it's a rock. There's a mouse. The mouse is

571
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 1: he gonna eat the fruit? Why does the mouse have

572
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 1: no nose?

573
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 3: Mice don't have noses.

574
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 1: Joe, Joe, shun. How high are you right now? I

575
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 1: am so made a promise to Kevin that you would

576
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 1: not as much you smoked the nose off a mouse.

577
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 3: No, no, no, even if I was sober, I would

578
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 3: know that mice don't have noses.

579
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 1: So this is this freaking jungle dog. Mm hmmm, no

580
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:54,240
Speaker 1: wonder the jungle, No wonder he's trying to grow his

581
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 1: nose back.

582
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 3: No, he's got a nose. He's got a nose, for sure,

583
00:33:58,760 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 3: he's got.

584
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 1: One, but he chewed all the mouses. One's off.

585
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 3: Oh no way, no way, and then I never had

586
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:06,280
Speaker 3: one to begin with. Who's gonna look at this? This

587
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 3: apple doesn't have a nose?

588
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:09,320
Speaker 1: What's what's that?

589
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 3: One's name doesn't have a name, None of them its

590
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:14,600
Speaker 3: named apple.

591
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 1: Joe, cancel the game?

592
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 3: No, no, I can't.

593
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 1: We gotta name some of these guys.

594
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:24,799
Speaker 3: No, no, I can't. I can't cancel the game. It's

595
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:26,239
Speaker 3: it's already out there.

596
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 1: Oh show, how long? How bad is it? How long

597
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 1: has it been out?

598
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 3: Hey? What did you name the apple?

599
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 1: Beavis? Beavis Apple?

600
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 3: You won't meet it? Market a game that has a

601
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 3: card that says.

602
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:46,760
Speaker 1: Beavis Apple, Beavis Apple that says Beavis Apple?

603
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:51,279
Speaker 3: Okay, what are you gonna name this one? Yeah?

604
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 1: I hate to go with Beavis again. It seems like, yeah,

605
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 1: this is Beav Davis Banana.

606
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:06,360
Speaker 3: Okay, what are you gonna name this one? That's fifty points?

607
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 1: Is that the most points of all of them? Yeah,

608
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 1: that's the biggest one. Pineapple. Okay, well then that name

609
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 1: has to be something big. But this pineapple.

610
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 3: I don't wanted to call it butt head.

611
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:25,240
Speaker 2: The pineapple, Joe Biden, is this you see this inflation?

612
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,720
Speaker 2: The freaking pineapples fifty points?

613
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 3: Don't bring gas prices into this.

614
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 2: I went down to the game store the other day

615
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:37,800
Speaker 2: the Chineapple. Do you believe these pineapple's fifty points?

616
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 1: Ninety points? One pineapple card?

617
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, we did it, Joe, Joe, you can name that one.

618
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 5: USA LLC actually could be pretty smart.

619
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually think that's a really good idea.

620
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:57,319
Speaker 4: Thanks King.

621
00:35:58,320 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 1: And which one goes first?

622
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 3: Huh?

623
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 1: Which one which goes on first, goes first?

624
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,479
Speaker 3: I have no idea what you're talking about.

625
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:14,880
Speaker 1: So the game, I guess is not no one.

626
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 3: Here's what happens. Okay, you're dealt tell me your delt

627
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:20,320
Speaker 3: eight cards?

628
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 1: Okay, okay one? Oh what that's your card the grabber grabber?

629
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:32,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I know that's for people like you. They're

630
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 3: gonna grab a card from somebody else's hand.

631
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,920
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that one's so that one is for us,

632
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:43,320
Speaker 2: for people like us. Whatever is the game competitive or

633
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:45,400
Speaker 2: it's just for all knows what you mean by that.

634
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:48,840
Speaker 3: It's a game of it's a game of strategy and chance.

635
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 2: Okay, So I get okay, I am delt. Which one

636
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,400
Speaker 2: of them is the grabber? Are they all grabbers?

637
00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 1: No?

638
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:01,840
Speaker 3: Way? Okay, so you're out eight cards. Okay, here we go.

639
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 3: So here's your cards. Oh oh, okay, so you got

640
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:08,400
Speaker 3: that eight cards. Okay, here's what you got. Oh you

641
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 3: got a pie, you got an orange, you got strawberry,

642
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 3: you got a pineapple, you got a mouse. Oh you

643
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:18,440
Speaker 3: got a kiwi, you got an apple, you got a banana. Okay.

644
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:20,400
Speaker 3: Now what you're going to try to do over the

645
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 3: course of your turn is trying to get bunches. Now,

646
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:25,720
Speaker 3: bunches is three or more of the same fruit. Okay,

647
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 3: you set it down, you get points now, but then

648
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 3: a mouse can go ruin that. Hello, what it freeze?

649
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:37,919
Speaker 3: Did you go answer the door?

650
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,560
Speaker 1: Yeah? What do you want up to do? Who was it?

651
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 1: It could be an emergency?

652
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 3: Who was it?

653
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 1: Okay? So now you want to know who it was?

654
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:48,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do want to know who it was.

655
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 2: But answering the door was bad to do for some reason,

656
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 2: and yet literally the only way to find out who's there.

657
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 1: So it's like me to answer the door. But now

658
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 1: she's so curious who it was curious and maybe if

659
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 1: at the time that I answered the door. We had

660
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 1: been a little bit nicer about that decision, I'd be

661
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 1: a little more willing to share who exactly it was

662
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:14,719
Speaker 1: at the door.

663
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:18,279
Speaker 2: It's the dog catcher, if you must know. It was

664
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:23,280
Speaker 2: the dog catcher and Trunk give him a thousand dollars

665
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:24,759
Speaker 2: to go.

666
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 1: I sent him to the concrete jungle to capture another

667
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 1: dog and retrieve them to safety. No, no, if I

668
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 1: just a non concrete jungle to go to the actual jungle,

669
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 1: No no, no, Yeah, that dog catcher for one thousand

670
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 1: dollars to come to mic The dogcatcher called me. The

671
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:47,279
Speaker 1: dog catcher called me on the phone, and they said,

672
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,120
Speaker 1: is it true what I'm hearing about the dog?

673
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 2: And I said, you don't have to say, just say

674
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 2: nothing if it's yeah, if what I'm hearing that's true,

675
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 2: I'm not.

676
00:38:57,040 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 1: Gonna lie to the dog catcher. Then I get Then

677
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:04,879
Speaker 1: I got caught. No thank you. So then they came

678
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 1: with a given affidavit from the judge.

679
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 3: What judge? What judge?

680
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 1: Come on, Joe, you're gonna make me say it, lance Ito,

681
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:29,839
Speaker 1: I gotta fucking say it now, Judge lance Itto. That's

682
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 1: who you know pulls the strigs of this town, which

683
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 1: card goes next.

684
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:40,759
Speaker 3: There is no card goes next, so.

685
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,880
Speaker 1: It doesn't even it doesn't begin, and there is no

686
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 1: card that goes next.

687
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:50,239
Speaker 3: The person that goes okay, here's your okay, here's your

688
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 3: dick okay. So basically what you want to do is

689
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:54,479
Speaker 3: try to work on getting these bunches. So you gotta

690
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,719
Speaker 3: take cards each year, turn and try to work on

691
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,759
Speaker 3: getting bunches. Now, when you get a set of three,

692
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:01,239
Speaker 3: you gotta set it down. If you three oranges, you

693
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 3: put down an orange pie.

694
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:05,880
Speaker 1: So I'm going now I have to put one of

695
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:06,439
Speaker 1: those down.

696
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 3: You take pick up a card. Let's say you picked

697
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,400
Speaker 3: up Oh, this is the card you picked up. You

698
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:14,440
Speaker 3: want it? Okay, you already got one. You want this?

699
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, you do right, because then you can work

700
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 3: on a kiwi bunch.

701
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 2: It's reminiscent of gin kind of and it draws to

702
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 2: mind the concept of a glass of gin with delicious

703
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 2: fruit chunks.

704
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 1: Heewy gin drinks.

705
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:34,400
Speaker 3: You want you want this?

706
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,800
Speaker 1: Give you're putting that down? Give me? Give me that?

707
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:39,879
Speaker 1: Do you put it down?

708
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:42,880
Speaker 3: And what are you gonna discard? You want to discard

709
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:46,920
Speaker 3: your orange or your strawberry, maybe your pint? You want

710
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 3: to discard your apple, your banana.

711
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 1: I'm not giving anybody that.

712
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 3: Are you gonna discard? You're gonna discard one? What are

713
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 3: you gonna discard?

714
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 1: What happens if I put down the.

715
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 3: Mouse, somebody else is gonna pick it up, use it

716
00:40:59,239 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 3: against you.

717
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:01,880
Speaker 1: You said it was bad. He's a mouse on me.

718
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 3: So then if you sit down these kiwi's, a mouse

719
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 3: can come and eat one of the kiwi's.

720
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:10,880
Speaker 1: If the opponent can do this, the opponent has their

721
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 1: mouse eat my kiwi. Yeah, just like, so what happens?

722
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 3: Okay, So here's what you're gonna do. So you're gonna

723
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 3: sit down your bunches, right, you know that you sit

724
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 3: down your bunches. Maybe you got a Kiwi pie.

725
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:28,680
Speaker 1: There's only one kind.

726
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 2: Of you ever talked about living in Manhattan. That's setting

727
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 2: down your the bunches. Okay, yes, I know that's it

728
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:39,919
Speaker 2: was the only thing I do know at this point.

729
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 3: And at the end of the game, you're gonna you're

730
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 3: gonna count up your points.

731
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 1: Okay, who got the most bunches? The only way I

732
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 1: get points is by having bunches.

733
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you can. But what what's what?

734
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,760
Speaker 1: What is it? And the pie is more points.

735
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, pie is twice the points.

736
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:02,879
Speaker 1: And the pineapple is the only one that's extra.

737
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 3: Pineapple's fifty points. If you have a pineapple pie three

738
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 3: times foot two, that's three hundred points.

739
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

740
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, first person gets to a thousand points wins the game.

741
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,879
Speaker 3: Now there's all these old tricks. So along the way

742
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:22,919
Speaker 3: there's locusts, and there's mice, and there's grabbers. So you'd

743
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,919
Speaker 3: never be too sure. Yeah, what's gonna happen?

744
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 1: You can't And you look up at the and the

745
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:31,719
Speaker 1: mid terms are over right, mission a conwoys come on,

746
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:34,239
Speaker 1: you know, and all of a sudden it's uh, they've

747
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 1: they've taken over the house.

748
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 2: Well, this is coming out on Tuesday, which is election day,

749
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 2: and so we have a message for everyone listening.

750
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:50,759
Speaker 1: Throw out the game. Everyone over to the trash case,

751
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 1: to the kitchen, traded up, drop the drop the game

752
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:59,800
Speaker 1: and the trash and go vote. No.

753
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,840
Speaker 3: I just want you should to know that that is

754
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:08,360
Speaker 3: not the intention is to say don't vote by this game. Okay,

755
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:11,960
Speaker 3: this is for people that.

756
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 2: Do vote, voters only, so it's not for it's not

757
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 2: allowed to be played by non citizens.

758
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:24,320
Speaker 3: It's for children.

759
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 1: Can't be played by a convicted felons sentence.

760
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:31,080
Speaker 4: Wow, dang Joe, it's for.

761
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:33,400
Speaker 3: Children.

762
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 1: I would think this game would be incredibly popular at presents.

763
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 3: Do you really think so?

764
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 1: Yeah? I know so.

765
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:45,360
Speaker 3: Prisons.

766
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:50,400
Speaker 1: I guess you should, m you should, but you're gonna

767
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:51,920
Speaker 1: have to loosen up some of the rules that are

768
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 1: out voting.

769
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:55,239
Speaker 3: I will say this is that you know I send

770
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 3: it to my friend and.

771
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 1: Friend do we know that? Yeah? I don't want Ted

772
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 1: Kaczynski close, close, Ted Bundy close.

773
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,320
Speaker 3: He threw it in the trash.

774
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:22,840
Speaker 7: Doesn't sound like a friend of me.

775
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:25,960
Speaker 3: Well, what how would you respond to that?

776
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 1: To get in your game? Thrown in the trash?

777
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:32,840
Speaker 3: The sum I'll show you the video. It's pretty disheartening.

778
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:33,279
Speaker 3: I'd see.

779
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 4: Here's a video.

780
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, some video of him throwing it in the trash.

781
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 3: Are you ready? Yeah?

782
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:45,279
Speaker 1: Here it is, there's and it is the kitchen trash. Wow.

783
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:51,319
Speaker 2: That's literally exactly exactly what we said to do. That's

784
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:53,240
Speaker 2: exactly what we recommend.

785
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 1: What I do is say thank you for believing in

786
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,760
Speaker 1: the future of this country and still knowing.

787
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 2: That you have a voice, and for knowing that this

788
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:04,160
Speaker 2: game the polls are already opening, then that you're that

789
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:07,480
Speaker 2: you are able to vote early, provided that you purchased

790
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 2: the game Fruits and throw it in the trash.

791
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:12,800
Speaker 1: Fruits is the opiate of the masses. And what we

792
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 1: have to do is we have to put away these

793
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 1: fruits and pick up our voting and we will be

794
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 1: We will be president Fruits defund fund fruits.

795
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:27,960
Speaker 3: Okay, No, I just want to know, honestly, you know

796
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 3: you everybody here has had projects that they're promoting, right,

797
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:37,400
Speaker 3: and that you send packages to your friend, right m

798
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,839
Speaker 3: h And now what would you do if you got

799
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 3: your package thrown in the trash?

800
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 1: Wouldn't know? Nobody sent me one. I have no idea

801
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 1: how I would react to that. And that's why you

802
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 1: do a podcast. You can't. They won't even let you

803
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 1: drag it in there. People have dried drag it.

804
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, who's drake drag?

805
00:45:56,680 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 1: What the podcast? It is not drag You can't drag it.

806
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 1: Click at as hard as you want, double click it.

807
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:09,440
Speaker 1: Why don't you? Mm hmm. I love to see that.

808
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:13,239
Speaker 1: Oh it feels good. I felt it. How much is it?

809
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 1: How much is the game?

810
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:17,239
Speaker 3: How much would you pay for it?

811
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 1: I guess slightly less than the paper it's printed on. Sean,

812
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 1: sure paper is too shiny.

813
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:28,360
Speaker 6: It's not.

814
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:36,000
Speaker 3: It's not even a shiny It's basically this is I mean.

815
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:38,279
Speaker 1: This is literally need a golf visor to look at this.

816
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 1: I literally need to be wearing your callaway golf visor

817
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:43,719
Speaker 1: to even look at this.

818
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 3: It's not even that shiny. Okay, was just in the

819
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:48,240
Speaker 3: concrete jungle.

820
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:50,920
Speaker 1: Who's the name of your who's the name of your

821
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 1: game partner on this?

822
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 3: Josh nap And I'll say this, we just found out

823
00:46:57,719 --> 00:46:58,799
Speaker 3: Dad's had the same name.

824
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:00,879
Speaker 2: Huh.

825
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 3: I'll say this, we just found out dad's had the

826
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 3: same name.

827
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 1: Your dad the same name. I thought you were saying

828
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:14,400
Speaker 1: God has the same name, like Josh Goadd has the

829
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 1: same name as Josh. Yeah, yeah, you just you just

830
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 1: found out that Josh has the same first name as

831
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:20,880
Speaker 1: Josh gadd.

832
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:26,879
Speaker 3: Kevin, can you delete? You just delete that, Jos Can

833
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 3: you delete that exchange from.

834
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 2: That's what someone should have told him before he invented fruits?

835
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:36,440
Speaker 2: Jo sleep this one off.

836
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 3: Kevin, can you hear me?

837
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 1: What part did he come up with?

838
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:39,920
Speaker 3: Kevin?

839
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:41,840
Speaker 1: Can you what was his idea?

840
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:43,480
Speaker 3: Kevin? Can you delete that other part?

841
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 4: I guess just doing a check in Kevin.

842
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:47,280
Speaker 3: No, you hear me, Kevin?

843
00:47:48,719 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 1: What was Josh's favorite party?

844
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:52,840
Speaker 3: His nose seems like Kevin can't hear me.

845
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 4: Is Joe talking to me?

846
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:55,879
Speaker 3: Yeah?

847
00:47:58,120 --> 00:47:59,840
Speaker 7: I had to do all these check ins, Joe, but

848
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:01,000
Speaker 7: the boys pay me.

849
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,879
Speaker 3: But I said your name sixteen times?

850
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 5: What?

851
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:09,719
Speaker 1: Yeah? What was the part that Josh like coming up with?

852
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:13,000
Speaker 3: What's the part that Josh like coming up with? M

853
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 3: Josh is kind of like he's kind of you know,

854
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 3: Josh comes up with the numbers.

855
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:22,359
Speaker 1: He came up with the different numbers and the numbers fifty.

856
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 3: How many cards? Ten? How many points?

857
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 4: He's a really good at the numbers guy.

858
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:30,319
Speaker 1: I know one of those, Joe.

859
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:32,160
Speaker 6: I'll make you a deal. I'll cut that exchange, but

860
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 6: I need legal help. If you can provide me a lawyer,

861
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:41,759
Speaker 6: I'll cut that exchange for what my best friend suing

862
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 6: me for libel?

863
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 4: Libel exact how.

864
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:45,440
Speaker 1: You pronounced it?

865
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 3: Who is your best friend? And what did you do?

866
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 1: Liberal women?

867
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 4: His name's Chris.

868
00:48:52,320 --> 00:49:00,040
Speaker 7: Bibbel Crisp, Yeah, Crispy Crispin. He goes by Crisp. I

869
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:03,280
Speaker 7: called him Richard dry face and he's suing me for libel.

870
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:07,440
Speaker 4: I can't happy to cut.

871
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 8: That exchange, Joe.

872
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:10,400
Speaker 7: But I would need some legal help. He says, it's

873
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:11,800
Speaker 7: gonna be a very bad year for me.

874
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:18,320
Speaker 3: I can't defend you because I believe you're wrong.

875
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 4: You believe I'm wrong. He's suing.

876
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 3: Meris is right, you are wrong, Richard dry face? Was

877
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 3: it some best friend? Was it?

878
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:35,440
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess how dry was it is the

879
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:37,360
Speaker 1: question that you're going to have to.

880
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:38,440
Speaker 4: It wasn't that dry.

881
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 6: But he says, I don't call my hair anymore. I said,

882
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:43,719
Speaker 6: you're Richard dry face, so he started it. I think

883
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 6: I have a pretty good case, Joe.

884
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:48,759
Speaker 1: But it wasn't that dry. Yeah, it's still right. The

885
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:50,080
Speaker 1: bottom about your hair.

886
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:52,279
Speaker 4: The bottom half was really dry.

887
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:56,560
Speaker 1: Bottom half is supposed to be dry. Huh yeah, yeah,

888
00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:58,440
Speaker 1: because you want the liquid to drip.

889
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:01,319
Speaker 3: Down, dripped because if you're weight on the everybody says

890
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:03,560
Speaker 3: something to you. You need napkin, You need napkin.

891
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 7: Joe, I'm really gonna need roots on the bottom of

892
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 7: the trash.

893
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:12,920
Speaker 1: M hmm, Bye, Hollywood, Hamburg