WEBVTT - Awkward Tuesday: Something Smells In Canada

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<v Speaker 1>All right, it's Tuesday, which means two things. We've got

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<v Speaker 1>awkward Tuesday phone call today it's a brand new one,

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<v Speaker 1>and we've got a brand new live video up of

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<v Speaker 1>one of our second dates today, and.

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<v Speaker 2>It's taco Tuesday. That's three things.

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<v Speaker 3>Well.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't going to put that in there because it's

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<v Speaker 1>not really our thing, but yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>I do like to promote it as well. Go eat tacos,

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<v Speaker 1>then go to Brook and Jeffery YouTube. Make sure you

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<v Speaker 1>subscribe this stick around for this brand new episode, right yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Do we want to get in comments right now? Gotta say.

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<v Speaker 4>Elijah Waina said on one of our second dates, I

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<v Speaker 4>won't listen to this one. I will wait for the

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<v Speaker 4>video version to come out first.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, some people may want to see it.

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<v Speaker 4>Waited weeks and now one is up for you. So

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<v Speaker 4>I hope it's the one you were hoping for. I hope.

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<v Speaker 4>So toot back next week. Wait a minute, yeah, all right,

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<v Speaker 4>your brand new episode starts right now.

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<v Speaker 5>Hands in the room. Who here has been held for ransom?

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<v Speaker 6>Not me?

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<v Speaker 2>What? How about kidnapped?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, you're holding your hand up. Does that count?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 4>I think he just wants us to put off.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I was by choice, that's not kidnapping, going

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<v Speaker 1>with someone.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I paid, I paid for it.

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<v Speaker 4>You didn't know what it was happening.

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<v Speaker 2>I know what's happening with the henchmen.

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<v Speaker 5>Honestly, weren't quite what I was hoping to get, so

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<v Speaker 5>I did ask for a partial refund.

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<v Speaker 4>Too soft of hair.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, But the reason I bring it up is because

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<v Speaker 5>we're dealing with a less serious emergency experience involving one

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<v Speaker 5>of our listeners who says he is stuck in a

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<v Speaker 5>foreign country and the only person who can help him

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<v Speaker 5>won't answer her phone, and even worse, it's his girlfriend, yike.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're going to.

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<v Speaker 5>Try to step in and help in a special international

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<v Speaker 5>version of the awkward Tuesday phone call right after this

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<v Speaker 5>It's awkward.

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<v Speaker 4>It's Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 2>It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

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<v Speaker 5>We got an emergency email this morning from the Great

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<v Speaker 5>White Noise, and it wasn't you.

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<v Speaker 2>Explain that for people that don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not a Game of Thrones reference. No, it's from Canada.

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<v Speaker 5>And the thing is it wasn't from an actual Canadian.

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<v Speaker 5>It's an American named Corey who says.

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<v Speaker 4>He's stuck in Canada.

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<v Speaker 2>I really don't know a lot of the details here.

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<v Speaker 5>So Corey, from here on out, Brooke is going to

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<v Speaker 5>be your official hostage negotiators.

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<v Speaker 2>So Brooke, go for it.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I maybe just stay yeah it, Corey, Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to the show Man.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi.

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<v Speaker 6>Thanks, you believe me. I'm considering just staying up here,

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<v Speaker 6>but I would like some help before.

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<v Speaker 2>I do that.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, okay, Well, what's going on? What made you email

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<v Speaker 5>the show for help? You said that you're in a

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<v Speaker 5>kind of a desperate situation.

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<v Speaker 2>Should you be talking to the US embassy again?

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<v Speaker 6>Not yet? Not yet, Coach. I have a long distance girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 6>Her name of Stage.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess.

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<v Speaker 6>I have a girlfriend who lives in Canada. But she's real.

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<v Speaker 6>I swear.

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<v Speaker 4>When you say she's real ized where you've touched her

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<v Speaker 4>skin before.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, that's a weird way to phrase it's.

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<v Speaker 4>But you can't say I've seen someone because you don't know.

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<v Speaker 6>I have seen her in the flesh. She recently just

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<v Speaker 6>stayed with me for a month. Okay, it's totally real.

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<v Speaker 6>It was very recently. She came to visit with me.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I'm sorry, tell me her name again.

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<v Speaker 6>Sorry, her name is Sage.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, you're gonna have to say it seven more times

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<v Speaker 5>throughout the course of this call.

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<v Speaker 3>So.

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<v Speaker 4>I canmell her now because her name, she's got.

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<v Speaker 2>A word association.

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<v Speaker 5>So you said recently, Sage stayed with you for a month.

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<v Speaker 6>She stayed with me for a month. It was really nice.

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<v Speaker 6>We went out to restaurants, we saw some sporting events,

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<v Speaker 6>and like it was like we were regular dating. It

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<v Speaker 6>was really nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you do some of that skin touching that Brooke

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<v Speaker 2>was talking about? Wow?

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, important that you got to get a lot of

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<v Speaker 4>that in because you're going to be not ye.

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<v Speaker 6>Then yeah, I had had to make up her lost time.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, good for you, but I missed her.

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<v Speaker 6>But you've went back home. So I decided that I

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<v Speaker 6>wanted to surprise her, and I booked a flight the

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<v Speaker 6>next day to her hometown.

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<v Speaker 1>The next day, like the day she left, and the

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<v Speaker 1>next day you booked a surprise flight to see her.

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<v Speaker 2>I did.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow.

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<v Speaker 7>Right, She's not gonna expect you to boom be right there.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe she needed a break after a whole month.

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<v Speaker 2>Some people would call you clingy, but not us. Do

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<v Speaker 2>you think it's romantic?

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<v Speaker 6>I appreciate your support.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys, okay, well it's a nice gesture. So you flew

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<v Speaker 2>to Canada.

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<v Speaker 6>I flew to Canada and I go to her apartment

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<v Speaker 6>and there's no answer. She's not home.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, she's not expecting you didn't tell her, right,

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<v Speaker 1>So it's fine.

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<v Speaker 6>I hang around for a few hours and she never

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<v Speaker 6>came back. So eventually I just went to a coffee

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<v Speaker 6>shop and wait, did you not like.

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<v Speaker 4>Call her during this time? And just ran in and

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<v Speaker 4>be like, hey, what you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>Right?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, well eventually I did, right, So, like after a while,

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<v Speaker 6>I texted her and I said, hey, what are you

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<v Speaker 6>up to? Like, I didn't say that I was in Canada.

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<v Speaker 5>She could be like, I'm out with a friend, and

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<v Speaker 5>you're like, oh that's why.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm on a weekend get away with my mom.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, sure sure. But she didn't even answer, didn't

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<v Speaker 6>text me back.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh wait, well but it's Canada. There's a lot of

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<v Speaker 4>spotty cell service.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right, so she's not answering your texts.

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<v Speaker 6>She's not. And then I tried calling. She's also not

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<v Speaker 6>picking up the phone. So I went back to her

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<v Speaker 6>place and I saw a light on in the window,

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<v Speaker 6>and I ring the doorbell and then the light went off.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, she didn't pay her electric bill.

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<v Speaker 5>The day is this?

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<v Speaker 1>And is this an apartment where you can walk straight

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<v Speaker 1>up to her door? Or are you buzzing in at

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<v Speaker 1>the front?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, like at the gate or at.

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<v Speaker 5>The These are the important details that we were Like,

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<v Speaker 5>I'll tell you why.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's important because I want to know if

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<v Speaker 4>she can see that you're out there, Like did she

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<v Speaker 4>see you and then flip the light off? Oh, because

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<v Speaker 4>if I don't use it my door, I'm shut off

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<v Speaker 4>my lights and pretending.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, that's what I'm wondering, is if she saw me

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<v Speaker 6>like on a on a ring cam or like a

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<v Speaker 6>camera I didn't see her something like, I'm wondering if

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<v Speaker 6>she's avoiding me, Like, I just don't know what's going on.

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<v Speaker 4>So you're still there.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm still here outside her apartment right now.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, Well I'm not outside, No I'm not, but like

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<v Speaker 6>I'm here, I'm in Canada and it's getting to the

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<v Speaker 6>point where I just need to like get a hold

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<v Speaker 6>of her and find out what's going on.

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<v Speaker 4>How many times have you tried to call her?

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<v Speaker 6>Like I've tried to call her three or four times?

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<v Speaker 6>And that never happens, like it never happens that she

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<v Speaker 6>just doesn't answer. We always answer each other or that

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<v Speaker 6>quick text like I'm busy, I'll call.

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<v Speaker 2>You in a little bit.

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<v Speaker 4>You are so calm.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I know she didn't know that you were

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<v Speaker 1>coming in, but if I was in your position, I

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<v Speaker 1>would be mad, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>And you you us have so many thoughts going through.

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<v Speaker 4>Your head, like like mad and sad and what are

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<v Speaker 4>you feeling?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I'm more confused right now, and I just now

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<v Speaker 6>want to know what is happening.

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<v Speaker 5>Clearly something is up because she's acting or not even

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<v Speaker 5>acting at all, not even responding to you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm finally home in my own bed sleep.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, when you're on vacation for a while and

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<v Speaker 4>you finally get back to your.

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<v Speaker 2>Own bed, you go into like hibernation mode for two years.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just crossing my fingers for an automatic light timers.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well, whatever it is, we need to

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<v Speaker 5>figure out a way to get you some answers or

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<v Speaker 5>you'll be stuck in Canada for no reason.

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<v Speaker 2>You're Canadian.

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<v Speaker 4>I think he can go home.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so. Oh okay, I've heard it's like

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<v Speaker 2>a prison, but.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know negotiation anyway, we need to think of

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<v Speaker 5>some advice to give you if we can get your

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<v Speaker 5>girlfriend to answer the phone so you can figure out

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<v Speaker 5>what is going on with your long distance boo when

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<v Speaker 5>we come back and do your awkward Tuesday phone call

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<v Speaker 5>in Canada right after this, hold on, it's awkward.

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<v Speaker 4>It's Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 2>It's awkward. Used a phone call.

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<v Speaker 5>We've got Corey on the phone who is making a

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<v Speaker 5>long distance call from Canada as we speak.

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<v Speaker 2>So let's make sure we dragged this out as long

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<v Speaker 2>as possible.

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<v Speaker 1>Cell phone bill, I think it's usually free between when

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<v Speaker 1>you travel back and forth.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that what your cell phone company told you?

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<v Speaker 1>It is no good, You're good, You should be fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we'll see. This is what we know. Corey is

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<v Speaker 2>an American.

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<v Speaker 5>His long distance Canadian girlfriend, Sage, stayed with him for

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<v Speaker 5>a month recently, and they had such a great time

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<v Speaker 5>that the day after she went home, Corey hopped on

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<v Speaker 5>a plane to go surprise her in her hometown. Yes,

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<v Speaker 5>so he's there right now, been to her place several times.

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<v Speaker 2>She's not answering the.

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<v Speaker 4>Door, but she is turning the light off.

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<v Speaker 5>On and then off as soon as the doorbell rings,

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<v Speaker 5>so that's a little suspicious. And now she won't even

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<v Speaker 5>pick up his calls or his text so something is

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<v Speaker 5>definitely up.

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<v Speaker 2>And we never really discussed this in the first part.

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<v Speaker 5>But how many of us, in the back of their

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<v Speaker 5>minds thought she could be cheating where she has a

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<v Speaker 5>Canadian boyfriend and Corey is her hot young American side

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<v Speaker 5>piece below the border.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I thought.

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<v Speaker 7>But I project from the thousands and thousands of second

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<v Speaker 7>dates I've heard.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, she's definitely got something that up.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, yeah, I might need a break from him after

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<v Speaker 6>a month.

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<v Speaker 4>Like we said, I mean area codes, why not country codes?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, different bros and country codes.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, you guys are making me worried. I'm getting really nervous.

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<v Speaker 4>How are you not already jumping?

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<v Speaker 6>Well I am. Look, I'm already nervous. But I don't know.

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<v Speaker 6>I guess I just never considered that she might have

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<v Speaker 6>another guy.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, we don't want to put you like not at

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<v Speaker 5>ease here. We want to help you. So we need

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<v Speaker 5>to give you some advice. Brooke, what do you think

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<v Speaker 5>he needs to keep in mind?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, everything we just brought up I want you to ignore, Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe a lot of the signs are pointing that way

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<v Speaker 1>right now, but those are all assumptions. And when we

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<v Speaker 1>get her on the phone, you need to go from

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<v Speaker 1>the very beginning that feeling of excitement and joy to

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<v Speaker 1>see her.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, this is a fun surprise.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, hey, yeah, well, I mean that's what it's supposed

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<v Speaker 6>to be.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you come in all accusatory, like who are you,

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<v Speaker 1>why aren't you doing this? And why don't you pick

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<v Speaker 1>up on my phone, You're gonna come off as a

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<v Speaker 1>crazy stalker.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>Even if you hear Drake in the background of the phone.

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<v Speaker 5>Call when she answers, you need to pretend like nothing

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<v Speaker 5>weird has happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Did recently drop an album? He could be around something

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<v Speaker 2>and I heard he likes it with the lights off,

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<v Speaker 2>so not to say.

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<v Speaker 5>It'd be so Drake got candles everywhere anyway. I don't

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<v Speaker 5>know if any of this advice is actually helpful to you, Corey,

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<v Speaker 5>but it's the best that we got.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, it's good to stay positive and remember that everything's

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<v Speaker 6>not necessarily a disaster.

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<v Speaker 2>That's thinking like a true Canadian. Well done, right there, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>no matter.

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<v Speaker 4>What happens, she'll apologize for it. Yeah right, see what

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<v Speaker 4>they do on that.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna start dialing her number and we'll step away

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<v Speaker 5>and let you make your awkward call.

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<v Speaker 2>Good luck. Oh yes, dialing international, this is weird. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>just give me a second. Here we go.

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<v Speaker 6>Hello, oh baby, Oh my god, you answered the phone.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank God, it's me. Hi, Hi, it's me.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh no, I mean are you are? Are you okay?

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<v Speaker 6>I mean I've been calling you and texting you and

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<v Speaker 6>you haven't been answering, So I just Hi, What's what's

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<v Speaker 6>going on?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, yeah, I've seen your calls and your messages.

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<v Speaker 3>I've just been taking some time to myself after my

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<v Speaker 3>trips down to you and stuff.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I don't I just missed you. And well, I

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<v Speaker 6>mean look, I guess I gotta I guess I gotta

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<v Speaker 6>come clean. Uh so, babe, I after you spent your

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<v Speaker 6>month with me, I loved every minute of it, and

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<v Speaker 6>so I wanted to surprise you, and I I came

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<v Speaker 6>to Canada. I'm here right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I know.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh you you know?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I saw you on my ring camera.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, Well, I mean what's going on? I mean, is

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<v Speaker 6>there like another guy? Like my friends told me? Just

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<v Speaker 6>to be optimistic and positive because I thought our time

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<v Speaker 6>was so great together.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I mean it was great and there's no other guy.

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<v Speaker 3>I really did enjoy our months together. But I think

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<v Speaker 3>he needs to go back to the States.

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<v Speaker 6>Well what why do I need to go back to

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<v Speaker 6>the States.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't understand.

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<v Speaker 3>On the plane ride back home for me, I wrote

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<v Speaker 3>you a letter and I mailed it once I landed

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<v Speaker 3>and it should be driving to you hopefully soon. And

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<v Speaker 3>I just need you to go back to the States

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<v Speaker 3>and read the letter and then you can come back

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<v Speaker 3>to Canada if you want. But it's really important that

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<v Speaker 3>you read the letter first.

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<v Speaker 6>Uh, trying trying to dig, trying to stay optimistic, but

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<v Speaker 6>I mean that sounds like a some a lot like

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<v Speaker 6>a breakup letter.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, it's just it's important for you to just

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<v Speaker 3>go back to the States and read the letter before

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<v Speaker 3>anything else.

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<v Speaker 6>Well what why, Because Corey, we're from two different countries literally.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's just I saw how much you loved your hometown,

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<v Speaker 3>all the home things that you have to offer, and

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<v Speaker 3>I love Canada. I'm not going to leave my home

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<v Speaker 3>and I know you're not going to leave your home.

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<v Speaker 3>So just go back home, read the letter, Understand what's

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<v Speaker 3>in the letter.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, well let me propose something because I'm kind of

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<v Speaker 6>pulling a John Cusack under your window right now. So

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<v Speaker 6>can you maybe like just tell me what's in the

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<v Speaker 6>letter and we can have that whole conversation. Quicker, what you're.

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<v Speaker 4>At your apartment?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the John Cusack reference wasn't very strong. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 2>got to explain that a little bit.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, yeah, I mean I walked back over.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just corri wait wait, wait, wait, Corey, what's going on.

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<v Speaker 2>I think she's hearing us, Corey. Oh yeah, she can

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<v Speaker 2>hear us.

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<v Speaker 3>Now.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm so sorry. I didn't know what to do, and

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<v Speaker 6>you weren't answering. So it's like a radio show and

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<v Speaker 6>people they call people and then people answer and call.

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<v Speaker 7>It in the morning, good morning, Hi, Hi, Hey, Sorry,

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<v Speaker 7>this is awkward.

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<v Speaker 6>I just didn't know what to do, babe, And like

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<v Speaker 6>I really care about you, and I mean I I

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<v Speaker 6>know we'd like talked about like moving to the US,

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<v Speaker 6>and I mean, what's wrong with us? Like I thought

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<v Speaker 6>we had a great time, Like we we went to

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<v Speaker 6>sporting events, went to the cheesecake I took you to Applebee's, babe,

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<v Speaker 6>you showed it all our secrets.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I dare you to find one bad thing about

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<v Speaker 5>the United States of America.

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<v Speaker 4>That's where his mistake was.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, sorry, we're I know we're joking around, especially.

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<v Speaker 4>Because Canada has most of those changes.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but Corey obviously feels very strongly about you.

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<v Speaker 2>He's there right now.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, like I said to him, he's a great guy.

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<v Speaker 3>We had a great time. But everything that I need

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<v Speaker 3>to say is in the letter. I'm not gonna air

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<v Speaker 3>everything out with the radio station. Like this is just bonkers,

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<v Speaker 3>Like is this what you Americans do? Like? I just

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<v Speaker 3>I like can't understand.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we do like kind of weird stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we don't like privacy.

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<v Speaker 2>And also letters are not really our thing.

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<v Speaker 4>So no, but that's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, at least she's like thinking about it now

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<v Speaker 1>instead of a year into this or two years into

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<v Speaker 1>this where suddenly you realize she won't move.

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<v Speaker 6>Look, babe, you're you're so important to me. What what

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<v Speaker 6>if we flip the difference. Let's hang out in Mexico.

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<v Speaker 4>I like it. I mean, say, do you have a

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<v Speaker 4>lot better tan there?

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<v Speaker 5>I've always thought right in the middle of United States

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<v Speaker 5>and Canada was Mexico the gap, remember geography, not American

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<v Speaker 5>strong suits.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, guys, I really appreciate you trying for Corey

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<v Speaker 3>and I to get back together or whatever by honestly,

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<v Speaker 3>like I've already said too much that I've wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>say already. It's in the letter. That's all I'm gonna say.

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<v Speaker 3>He needs to go back to the States and just

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<v Speaker 3>leave me in Canada.

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<v Speaker 2>This letter, Yeah, I want to read it.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's just gonna be sad.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I don't think you want to Yeah, I'm not

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<v Speaker 6>really looking forward to reading this letter. I gotta be honest,

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<v Speaker 6>except your face.

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<v Speaker 4>Just maybe before the letter, go get some ice cream.

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<v Speaker 2>Put on some drake.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah I would. I would normally go to a cheesecake factory,

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<v Speaker 6>but that's kind of ruined.

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<v Speaker 3>Now.

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<v Speaker 4>One girl did it for you?

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<v Speaker 1>Dang?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, well, Sage, I mean we appreciate you answering and

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<v Speaker 5>opening up to us and being honest.

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<v Speaker 4>Gotta respect that.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's a classic Canadian many super friendly.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, direct to the point.

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<v Speaker 2>Want to kidding know, I kind of want to date

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<v Speaker 2>stage now. Hey, I'm getting I'm getting for.

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<v Speaker 5>You and Jeffrey in the morning, is it just me

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<v Speaker 5>or did you get the vibe that the intimacy wasn't

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<v Speaker 5>great between them?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh the phone. It is weird that she stayed.

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<v Speaker 5>With him for a month and then immediately after she's like,

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<v Speaker 5>I gotta dump this.

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<v Speaker 4>SUFF think that it could be the other way around.

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<v Speaker 1>It could have been so good that she's like, this

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<v Speaker 1>is amazing, but I can't move for this.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, be honest, he sounded like a me first type

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<v Speaker 5>of guy, or it's like I'll get to you after

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<v Speaker 5>I got mine.

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<v Speaker 2>No, talking about this was not part of the Probably

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<v Speaker 2>are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 5>You told me that outside the studio you said, you said,

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<v Speaker 5>he sounds selfish in bed, don't you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I hate when you do this.

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<v Speaker 5>You set me up, you tell me things off the air,

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<v Speaker 5>and then act like you didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I did not, you said. I bet she's never even

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<v Speaker 2>went once.

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<v Speaker 4>I never even thought that. He never even thought of.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you just need to read the letter. I'm sure

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<v Speaker 2>it's all that.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe there's a diagram in the letter of what he

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<v Speaker 4>could have done better.

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<v Speaker 5>I do feel bad about how that played out though,

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<v Speaker 5>that that was tragic to hear, but it does.

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<v Speaker 2>Sound like it's probably the best for both of the

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<v Speaker 2>moving forward and.

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<v Speaker 4>A guy when he's down.

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<v Speaker 2>Jack, I'm just saying you said.

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<v Speaker 5>But anyway, if you ever need help in your personal life,

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<v Speaker 5>awkward or not, reach out to the show. We can

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<v Speaker 5>help you. You can find all of our content. We're

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