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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. Hey, listen to you guys Atlanta.

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Speaker 1: And then I moved to Collar out of Spring, so

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Speaker 1: I listened to you guys there, and then I moved

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Speaker 1: to the Watchington for work and I found you guys here,

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Speaker 1: and then I found out that the city flew to cats. So, um,

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Speaker 1: you need to find somewhere else to live. Yeah they did.

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Speaker 1: They did see a cat. You moved to like one

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Speaker 1: of the most pretentious areas in the world. I think breviously,

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Speaker 1: I didn't realize how up like this place was until

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Speaker 1: I moved here. You just go to the Jewilshow dot com.

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Speaker 1: You can see all the cities that were on you

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Speaker 1: guys down a bunch of places. Huh. Hey, I like Austin.

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Speaker 1: I'll go to Austin. I don't think they see cats there,

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Speaker 1: do they. I don't think the probably. I kind of

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Speaker 1: feel like every street should just be called Karen Street.

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Speaker 1: They sued a cat, Yeah, they sure did, and they

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Speaker 1: won and the cat owner has to pay one hundred

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Speaker 1: and fifty thousand dollars no yes, for what Apparently the

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Speaker 1: cat has been trespassing on people's property, and so residents

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Speaker 1: got together and that's the city to sue the resident

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Speaker 1: that owns the cat who keeps going onto their land.

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Speaker 1: What kind of cat is this that people are so bothered?

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Speaker 1: I mean they're really bad about it, ye because they

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Speaker 1: don't have much to do, a lot of people are rich,

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Speaker 1: and they're sitting at home and there a lot of Karen,

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Speaker 1: a lot of yeah. Okay. So they're sitting at home

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Speaker 1: thinking about how rich they are, looking at their big,

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Speaker 1: huge front window or they're big huge back window that

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Speaker 1: overlooks a lake, and then they're like, oh, that cat

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Speaker 1: is back their BlackBerry, messaging their other friend Karen. The

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Speaker 1: cat is back. They're here again. They're going on their

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Speaker 1: morning walks together. Did you see that little tabby the

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Speaker 1: other day? It was on my front lawn again. And

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it's casing my house because I know

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Speaker 1: I have all sorts of art and furniture that it

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Speaker 1: wants to steal. And I'm pretty sure that the neighbor

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Speaker 1: down the block, who lives in the house that's only

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Speaker 1: sixty five hundred square feet, who owns the cat, wants

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Speaker 1: my couch and that's why he's sending the cat over

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Speaker 1: here so he can eventually do a home invasion style robbery.

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Speaker 1: So they actually sued the cat owner for one hundred

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Speaker 1: fifty thousand dollars, which you would normally think a judge

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Speaker 1: would get that and go wait, hold on, So this

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Speaker 1: guy has a cat, and cats kind of roam around

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Speaker 1: a lot, and you guys want to there's nothing else

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Speaker 1: going on? Nothing else. Is the cat pooping in your yard?

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Speaker 1: Is he scaring the nice birds away from your yard?

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Speaker 1: I wonder if it's like so many people complained that

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Speaker 1: they were able to do something about it at that point.

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Speaker 1: I just don't understand what this cat could be doing this.

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Speaker 1: I think it should that people are so annoyed that

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Speaker 1: that the cat is on their property. That's what it

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Speaker 1: came down to. Why maybe just wouldn't go away? I

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Speaker 1: don't know, people suck. This reminds me of the monkeys

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Speaker 1: over in Thailand. I think it is where they trained

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Speaker 1: them to steal stuff from people. So listen, though, but

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Speaker 1: you're talking about a couch. If I see a cat

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Speaker 1: carrying couch out bigger problems. I mean, cats are rude,

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Speaker 1: for sure, they're rude, right, But you think that the

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Speaker 1: people that complain about this cat that the city sued

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Speaker 1: for one hundred and fifty thousand dollars. They would be

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Speaker 1: the type of people to appreciate cats, you know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like because cats kind of are like them. They're stuck

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Speaker 1: up a little bit. They've always got their tail in

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Speaker 1: the air showing you there. They just walk around all day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right. Cats act like a board rich person. Yes,

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Speaker 1: they judge you, they ignore you. I know. That's why

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Speaker 1: I've always been a cat person over a dog person. Okay,

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Speaker 1: because dogs it's easy. You don't have to earn their affection.

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Speaker 1: Dogs you just show up and they're like, hey, you've

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Speaker 1: been gone all day, and it's like, I've been gone

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Speaker 1: for five minutes, But okay, I'll take the hugs. Dog cats,

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Speaker 1: you never know where you stand with a cat. I

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Speaker 1: kind of like having to earn somebody's affection, and I

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Speaker 1: like never being sure. You know. They're kind of like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I like you, I'm gonna come

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Speaker 1: over there, I'm gonna rub up against you for a second,

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Speaker 1: but the moment you try to pet me, I'm gone

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Speaker 1: or scratching you in the face. Let's see how I

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Speaker 1: feel today. And then I'm gonna take and then I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go on your kitchen counters and sit my butt

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Speaker 1: right on every place that you eat. I had a

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Speaker 1: cat for a while, Skittles, and that was back when

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Speaker 1: I traveled a lot for comedy, so I was gone

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Speaker 1: pretty much every weekend and anytime I would get my

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Speaker 1: bags out. Because that was the problem. I got a

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Speaker 1: people cat. They actually want to be around people all

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Speaker 1: the time. I was thinking I'd get a cat because

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Speaker 1: most cats they don't really care. Right, you could be gone,

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Speaker 1: you could be there that as long as they have food. Actually,

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Speaker 1: even if they don't have food, it doesn't matter. They'll

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Speaker 1: find it somehow. And I had a cat that was

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Speaker 1: people cat, and it would get mad every time I

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Speaker 1: would leave. So if I took my bags out to

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Speaker 1: start packing, as soon as it saw a bag, and

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Speaker 1: if I wasn't right next to the bag the entire time,

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Speaker 1: it would hop on the bag and pete in my

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Speaker 1: bag every single time. I felt so bad for it. Also,

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Speaker 1: cat pee is the worst smell. Get it out at anything,

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Speaker 1: It's the worst. I will And she does not go

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Speaker 1: trespassing on neighbors loans because she's too lazy to move. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she's like, no, screw all that was. I don't even

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Speaker 1: want to be out here, let's go back. Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: The city sued this cat for one hundred and fifty

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars and one that's insane. That's a lot of money, Like,

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Speaker 1: there are bigger cases to fight out here. Apparently solved

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Speaker 1: every problem. Dad, what is he gonna do. That's a

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Speaker 1: lot of money. That's gonna be darnished for the rest

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Speaker 1: of his life on checks. I just don't understand why

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Speaker 1: people get that upset about a cat. These are the

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Speaker 1: same people that get upset when you park on the

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Speaker 1: same street that they live on. Yeah, like down the street.

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Speaker 1: Can't decide if I'm annoyed by these type of people

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Speaker 1: or if I want to be one of them. I

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Speaker 1: don't you know. That's to just sit at home all

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Speaker 1: day and have so much money that, like I literally

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Speaker 1: can only get bothered by an animal house that's the

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Speaker 1: only problem you have. Yeah. I want to see how

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Speaker 1: many names were in the lawsuit, to see how many

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Speaker 1: people they have to pay, and to see how many

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Speaker 1: names were named. Karen the class that's comparing lawsuits the

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