1 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:07,920 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's making a difference with its 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,360 Speaker 1: new charity, Leftovers without Borders. Don't toss out that three 3 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:16,880 Speaker 1: week old tupperware of shrimp scampy, ship it to underprivileged 4 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:21,000 Speaker 1: children overseas so that they can enjoy those last four 5 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:26,840 Speaker 1: moldy bites. Yeah. The best part is they're financially responsible 6 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:31,640 Speaker 1: for cleaning and shipping the empty tupperware back to you, Yes, 7 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:36,160 Speaker 1: yours after all thanks to Laser Stories. This segment where 8 00:00:36,159 --> 00:00:38,199 Speaker 1: we read weird news stories around the globe, just like 9 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:40,800 Speaker 1: everyone else, except we've got a laser or that the 10 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:43,840 Speaker 1: mold scolders just don't. This first laser story is out 11 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:47,400 Speaker 1: of Los Angeles. A forty two year old man named 12 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:50,519 Speaker 1: Connor Munson came home recently after being away for a 13 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:52,479 Speaker 1: couple of days, and when he put the key in 14 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:55,200 Speaker 1: the door, he looked inside and saw that his house 15 00:00:55,440 --> 00:01:02,400 Speaker 1: had been ransad. Such a terrible feeling. It's scary, like 16 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:05,560 Speaker 1: are the people still inside? He couldn't believe it, And 17 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:09,640 Speaker 1: as he walked around surveying the scene, he found the unthinkable. 18 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:16,200 Speaker 1: What a naked man sleeping in his bed? Here they are? 19 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:18,880 Speaker 1: It could be a positive depending on Yeah, Brook's best 20 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:24,520 Speaker 1: day ever. Someone just delivered him, so Connor called the 21 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:28,360 Speaker 1: police and they hauled the guy off to jail. Turns 22 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:32,000 Speaker 1: out Connor's adventure wasn't done yet. He continued to find 23 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:36,160 Speaker 1: strange things inside of his home. The intruder apparently ate 24 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:40,800 Speaker 1: an entire box of ice cream sandwiches. Oh so, cooked 25 00:01:40,959 --> 00:01:45,199 Speaker 1: seven veggie burgers and went through all of his chewing 26 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:48,720 Speaker 1: gum and nobody got tamphany glad he got all his 27 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:51,520 Speaker 1: cravings in before jail times. You know. He ate a 28 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:54,840 Speaker 1: full box of sixty pieces of gum, then spit it 29 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:57,360 Speaker 1: out in a big wad the size of a soft 30 00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:00,920 Speaker 1: ball onto his coffee table, then added a post it 31 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,800 Speaker 1: note onto it that said the word art in quotes, 32 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:08,720 Speaker 1: he's cultured. You know, it's always an eye of the beholder. 33 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:11,680 Speaker 1: That would be like a two million dollar yeah, oh yeah, 34 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:16,320 Speaker 1: he was in France at a museum right pedestal on 35 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:19,160 Speaker 1: it he found. The intruder also killed a possum on 36 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:26,519 Speaker 1: the back patio by using a statue. Yeah. Not surprisingly, 37 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:31,200 Speaker 1: he also discovered little baggies everywhere, which were probably some 38 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:36,360 Speaker 1: kind of drugs. The yes, that's how it comes. The 39 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:39,960 Speaker 1: police are still investigating and every day Connor is finding 40 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:43,080 Speaker 1: more and more surprise. He just has to keep calling. Okay, 41 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:48,840 Speaker 1: I got an update. I found another person next the stories. 42 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:52,480 Speaker 1: Out of Clarkstown, New York. Over a month ago, an 43 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,919 Speaker 1: eighty three year old man crashed his car into the 44 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,440 Speaker 1: local bank around two pm and went right through the 45 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:02,760 Speaker 1: front glass window. No, thankfully, no one was hurt. And 46 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:05,079 Speaker 1: at the time he told officers he thought the vehicle 47 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:08,639 Speaker 1: was in park but accidentally hit the gas pedal. And 48 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:13,480 Speaker 1: that's what happened, senior citizens and Alexis you know and 49 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:20,440 Speaker 1: first learning drivers y Fast forward to exactly six weeks later, 50 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:24,040 Speaker 1: the same eighty three year old man crashed the same 51 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:28,360 Speaker 1: car into the same bank at the same time, around 52 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:35,840 Speaker 1: two pm, in the exact same spot. Smash smash, So masse, No, 53 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:40,320 Speaker 1: he's really just luckily for the bank, the window hadn't 54 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:43,360 Speaker 1: been fixed yet, so this time he crashed into a 55 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:46,840 Speaker 1: temporary plywood wall. And this is going to sound like 56 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:49,440 Speaker 1: deja vu, but he told the police he was steering 57 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:51,600 Speaker 1: into a parking spot when he thought he hit the 58 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:58,640 Speaker 1: brake but hit the gas instead. I wouldn't know why 59 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:01,440 Speaker 1: we'd want to question his drive abilities. At this point, 60 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,720 Speaker 1: the eighty three year old was not sighted the first 61 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:06,760 Speaker 1: time around for whatever reason, but the second time he 62 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:09,720 Speaker 1: was hit with two traffic violations. And as for the bank, 63 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:13,760 Speaker 1: they've already put another temporary plywould wall up. And if 64 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:17,159 Speaker 1: this isn't foreshadowing enough, you should probably know that in 65 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:22,839 Speaker 1: another six weeks the second crash would be Friday, June thirteenth. Oh, yes, 66 00:04:23,279 --> 00:04:29,680 Speaker 1: that's Friday the thirteen. I didn't know. It's so hard 67 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:33,600 Speaker 1: to get your license taken away. Yeah, believe me when 68 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,840 Speaker 1: you're a sweet eighty three year old man who would 69 00:04:35,839 --> 00:04:39,839 Speaker 1: want to. Several people online are asking the family to 70 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:43,520 Speaker 1: consider taking this man's keys, but one person joked that 71 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:46,039 Speaker 1: the bank should just give up and make that a 72 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:49,840 Speaker 1: drive through lane. I mean, my bank shut down the 73 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:52,039 Speaker 1: drive through lane and it is really a bummer. Yeah, 74 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,920 Speaker 1: this next laser stories out of bed Bugs and Beyond. 75 00:04:57,760 --> 00:05:00,719 Speaker 1: Airbnb isn't just about renting homes or a shed in 76 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:03,640 Speaker 1: the back of some weird family's house anymore. The tech 77 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:07,400 Speaker 1: company's rolling out an enormous overhaul of its offering, giving 78 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:10,560 Speaker 1: you the chance to have once in a lifetime memories 79 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:15,760 Speaker 1: with your family and friends. I love Airbnb. I use 80 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:19,320 Speaker 1: it all the time. What does that mean? It ranges 81 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:23,600 Speaker 1: from the basic to the extraordinary. For example, on the 82 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:27,000 Speaker 1: celebrity front, they're offering a special day of playing football 83 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:33,719 Speaker 1: and eating barbecue with Kansas City quarterback Patrick Mahomes awesome. 84 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:37,760 Speaker 1: Also up for grabs will be a day hanging backstage 85 00:05:37,839 --> 00:05:42,760 Speaker 1: on tour with Sabrina Carpenter. I wonder if you need 86 00:05:42,839 --> 00:05:46,760 Speaker 1: to wear lingerie too. If that doesn't get you going, 87 00:05:46,839 --> 00:05:50,360 Speaker 1: how about an anime cosplay day with Megan the Stallion. 88 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:54,560 Speaker 1: So how do you get to hang with a celeb? 89 00:05:54,839 --> 00:05:58,880 Speaker 1: It's being offered for zero dollars. However, it'll be a 90 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:01,599 Speaker 1: lottery system with a few people being chosen for the 91 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:04,960 Speaker 1: exclusive events. You're not telling me that Patrick's taking the 92 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:07,000 Speaker 1: season off so we can hang with fans every day 93 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,080 Speaker 1: and fulfill his Airbnb quota. He probably should, But if 94 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:12,839 Speaker 1: you don't wuck out with that, Airbnb says it's okay 95 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:16,480 Speaker 1: because they'll be launching all sorts of other experiences, including 96 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:21,080 Speaker 1: luxury massages, personal training sessions, and even a pastry making 97 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:24,520 Speaker 1: class in Paris. Dude, I want the massage to be 98 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:31,880 Speaker 1: from a celebrity that brut You want Bruto Mars would 99 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:33,160 Speaker 1: walk on your back and you're like, are you there? 100 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:39,920 Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of TV time. We 101 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:42,559 Speaker 1: talked about some new shows coming to the networks this fall, 102 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:46,920 Speaker 1: but this one, well it's different because you may know who. 103 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:49,839 Speaker 1: Tom Bergeron is, the previous host of Dancing with the 104 00:06:49,839 --> 00:06:53,320 Speaker 1: Stars and America's Funniest Hoe Videos video. It turns out 105 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:58,120 Speaker 1: he's finally returning to the dance floor. Actually, make that 106 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:01,520 Speaker 1: the ocean floor. It's coming soon. He'll be hosting a 107 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:05,640 Speaker 1: show on Discovery Channel Shark Week called Dancing with the Sharks, 108 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:13,720 Speaker 1: and it's exactly what the name implies. Expert divers and 109 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:17,720 Speaker 1: their shark partners will perform routines devised by a quote 110 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:23,800 Speaker 1: world's class underwater choreographer. You're eliminated. Is that how it works? Yeah, 111 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:26,560 Speaker 1: I haven't read the whole rule thing, but we are 112 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:30,000 Speaker 1: talking about real sharks, not Left Shark or Bob the Shark, 113 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:33,600 Speaker 1: although both of those would be awesome too. There's a 114 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:38,640 Speaker 1: cage involved. Shark can already dance. Bergeron posted an Instagram 115 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:40,760 Speaker 1: video with the caption see you in a few months. 116 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:48,840 Speaker 1: It will be fantastic. Humans is still on point, and 117 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:50,880 Speaker 1: that makes you think of other animals. I'd pay to 118 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:55,080 Speaker 1: watch dance like this little guy. Oh yeah, that's not dancing. No, 119 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:57,160 Speaker 1: you're right, it's the sound of him doing the horizontal 120 00:07:57,240 --> 00:08:01,360 Speaker 1: mambo with a muckluss. But YouTube took it down after 121 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:03,840 Speaker 1: too many complaints. You get the idea. Now, That's how 122 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:05,520 Speaker 1: it means Laser Stories has come to an end for 123 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:08,200 Speaker 1: the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday, 124 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:10,960 Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.