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Speaker 1: I know the most about sports, so I'll give you

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Speaker 1: a sports genius. Heyo, And I'm Eddie, and I know

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Speaker 1: or the what's what's? What's up you guys. I'm Ray,

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Speaker 1: I'm from the North. I'm the alpha male on the show.

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Speaker 1: I'm a guy's guy. I have an entourage when I

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Speaker 1: the bars and I'm getting not a margarite and not

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Speaker 1: And I do in the corner so that the bouncers

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Speaker 1: get this show going, look, or let's get this show

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Speaker 1: going with the game we love. What do you rather

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Speaker 1: eat your own Booper eat your bookers. That's why the

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Speaker 1: game is called would you rather? Would you rather be

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Speaker 1: a brilliant scientist or a world famous painter. Um, I'm

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Speaker 1: anybody's walls. Painters are cool. Um, you know painting is cool.

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Speaker 1: My wife's a painter. Like, I think that's awesome and all.

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Speaker 1: But really, scientists do can you imagine, like, just for

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Speaker 1: come home with me? I want to be a scientists.

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Speaker 1: Thomas Edison considered a scientist, Yeah, or is he just

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Speaker 1: an inventor? He's a scientist, Okay, I didn't know he's

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Speaker 1: gonna store all interchangeable. I would say Eddie gave a

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Speaker 1: pretty good breakdown me. It's all about the scientists. They

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Speaker 1: They're smart. Have you guys ever met a pain I mean,

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Speaker 1: you guys ever met a painter, Yeah, they're they're kind

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Speaker 1: of spacey there. If that guy listened to this podcast,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, But there was a guy in my building painter.

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Speaker 1: He painted everything in our building, Like is he like

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Speaker 1: He would talk about him and I couldn't really appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure he spent hours on him, but I don't

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Speaker 1: if you a painter, you never know what the hell

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Speaker 1: they're talking king about a painter, not at a guy

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Speaker 1: So which one would you rather? Be a scientist? And

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Speaker 1: rather be? Thomas Edison? Just what's your call? He was

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Speaker 1: have some measures. You're inventing a lightbulb. You're a freaking scientist.

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Speaker 1: Bill Nye? Science guy? Dr Doolittle. Me. A scientist is

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Speaker 1: famous scientists? Are you ready for this? Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton? Okay,

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Speaker 1: Edison very interesting, His education and his occupation is limited.

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Speaker 1: This is businessman. Hey, you want to mind blown though?

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Speaker 1: You know who's both an artist and a scientist. Leonardo

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Speaker 1: da Vinci. That's crazy. Well, he just took the would

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Speaker 1: When I was a kid, my parents got me like

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Speaker 1: still have that? No? I wanted I still need a microscope.

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Speaker 1: I'll buy one for them. Because I took everything, like everything.

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Speaker 1: look what that looks like? That's cool? Anything outside? Like, oh,

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Speaker 1: And so I was like, dude, science, I love it.

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Speaker 1: high school, I tried every science class. I failed miserably.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't even memorize the periodic table or whatever. I sucked.

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Speaker 1: Periodic table is chemistry, that's definitely science. But my chemistry

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Speaker 1: star gazing out there? What's your favorite star? Like for real?

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Speaker 1: Did you see? Would you like to see my belt

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Speaker 1: you ever ask her she wanted to see her milky way? No?

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Speaker 1: I didn't. Were you able to see the milky way

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Speaker 1: out there? I just I just crushed the milky way one.

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Speaker 1: And then you just totally want to do in her voice,

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Speaker 1: can I see your milky way? Or would you like

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Speaker 1: three on the Yeah, I'm not trying to go. I

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Speaker 1: would try to go into the planets about uranus, but

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Speaker 1: I don't want to even trouble Well. You don't think

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Speaker 1: the Milky Way and got away with She was going hard, boys,

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you that. You know who else was going hard?

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Speaker 1: The Patriots After Antonio Brown. Reports are they offered the

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Speaker 1: Raiders a second in a fourth round, Tom Brady, Raiders

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Speaker 1: Odell Backham, he gets all that attention, he's all talking,

421
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Speaker 1: and so then it seemed like he didn't get that

422
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Speaker 1: many catches because everybody was keyed up for him. You

423
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,359
Speaker 1: almost want to be a low key receiver and you

424
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:49,920
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, I don't talk about that much, and

425
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Speaker 1: then boom, I catched the ball. Everybody was on O

426
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Speaker 1: B J. Sometimes I feel like he didn't even catch

427
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:57,080
Speaker 1: the ball because he has receivers going hard, defensive backs

428
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:59,439
Speaker 1: going hard at him. They double team him. He's all

429
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Speaker 1: in the news. People are like fans are after him.

430
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,200
Speaker 1: He had so much going. I mean, maybe you don't

431
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,800
Speaker 1: want to bring attention to yourself. Just lay low and

432
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:10,080
Speaker 1: play the game. When you're good, there's attention on you.

433
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,960
Speaker 1: Like Julio Jones. He doesn't talk, he doesn't talk at all,

434
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,520
Speaker 1: doesn't talk at all, but there's attention. DeAndre Hopkins he

435
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,600
Speaker 1: doesn't say a word, and he's amazing. He's the best

436
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:20,000
Speaker 1: wide receiver in football in my opinion. Yeah. His I

437
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 1: would love to have him in here and just put

438
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Speaker 1: my hand up against his because I guarantee you he's

439
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:26,760
Speaker 1: got one of the best hands you've seen. He doesn't

440
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,680
Speaker 1: drop a ball. So what would put in your hand

441
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,159
Speaker 1: next to it to see how much bigger it is?

442
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,840
Speaker 1: I bet it's double my hand. I'm sure he would

443
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:35,400
Speaker 1: love to do that with you. I think everything Julio Jones, Hey,

444
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:39,840
Speaker 1: Julio Jones hand is gonna be double yours. Odell Beckham

445
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Speaker 1: Junior's hand will be double your. I mean all their

446
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Speaker 1: hands are gonna be double. He goes. I'd love to

447
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Speaker 1: put my I would just love his hand. Can I

448
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:51,040
Speaker 1: please put my hand on your end? DeAndre? Don't don't

449
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:53,400
Speaker 1: mind if I'm interlacing the fingers. That's not a big deal.

450
00:23:53,560 --> 00:24:02,320
Speaker 1: That's not a big deal. Yeah, wrong with you. You're

451
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:07,960
Speaker 1: right man. Your index fingers so powerful. Guys, his hands

452
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:13,320
Speaker 1: must have stick them in them. It's amazing. Those gloves. Hey, guys,

453
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Speaker 1: when they didn't have those gloves when I played back

454
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Speaker 1: in mind these gloves nowadays, boys, my nephews got a

455
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:20,880
Speaker 1: fair I'm like, good gosh, they catch the ball for you.

456
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Speaker 1: You have me your gloves real quick? They do. My

457
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 1: was some of mine not nephews, I guess are from

458
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Speaker 1: my fan Now they're like my sister's, my wife's sisters

459
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Speaker 1: kids or whatever. I don't know what they're got, bephe.

460
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:36,919
Speaker 1: I guess their nephews. They're your nephews, just straight up.

461
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,520
Speaker 1: They're not. I'm not related to I'm just related by marriage.

462
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,480
Speaker 1: But they got there. There's three of them in their family,

463
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,960
Speaker 1: all got gloves. I was, it's awesome. I have five

464
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,639
Speaker 1: and our hands got stuck together. I was like, dude,

465
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Speaker 1: what there's something a little extra on those gloves. Well,

466
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Speaker 1: we have new gloves out last school. They didn't stick

467
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:59,640
Speaker 1: like that. It's just very interesting. Um, yes, like those gloves.

468
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:03,240
Speaker 1: I I wonder how hard, like if you stuck them together,

469
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,400
Speaker 1: how hard it would beat up. No, they don't stick

470
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 1: together like that. It's they don't even stick. It's not

471
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Speaker 1: like tape. It's like, because I've never put on an

472
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Speaker 1: NFL glove like that. It's not like tape. It doesn't stick.

473
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Speaker 1: There's no gooey stuff on it. It's like a rubber

474
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Speaker 1: that just like if you try to slide it, it it

475
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:21,280
Speaker 1: doesn't move. Okay what I'm saying. That's interesting. Yeah, it's

476
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,639
Speaker 1: like a tire. It doesn't move like on the on

477
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Speaker 1: the pavement, but it doesn't stick. Like you can touch

478
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Speaker 1: a tire with your hand. Your hands not gonna stick

479
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Speaker 1: to it. I mean they never say anything before. You've

480
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 1: never seen that. You've seen pictures busted for pine tar,

481
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:37,560
Speaker 1: always busted for rubbing his butt, whatever, they're different stuff

482
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,840
Speaker 1: like that. What about NFL receivers, You've never heard oh,

483
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Speaker 1: the wide receiver had like some stick him on his

484
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,240
Speaker 1: glooey stuff. I don't know. I wonder if there is

485
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Speaker 1: a rule about how much stickiness, how sticky the stick

486
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Speaker 1: hum can be on your glove. I mean, here's the deal.

487
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 1: If once people start using stick them stuff like on

488
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 1: their gloves, you imagine then the quarterback gets it. He

489
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:58,520
Speaker 1: can't even throw the once a player is in the

490
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Speaker 1: end zone and he does his little thing with gloves

491
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:04,399
Speaker 1: and it says Elmer's glue on it. Okay, guys, we've

492
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 1: got to make the rule eventually, Like too much is

493
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 1: too much? I mean the ball is has grass all

494
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,880
Speaker 1: over it, because all the grass is the ball. What's

495
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:17,120
Speaker 1: the one thing in football you're trying to hold onto

496
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:20,439
Speaker 1: the ball? And what makes it easier? Something sticky? You know?

497
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 1: But what in baseball? What are you trying to do

498
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 1: with the ball? Push it as far as you can

499
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:28,119
Speaker 1: in another direction? How do you do that with steroid power?

500
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 1: You know? It's people are trying to do something with

501
00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 1: that ball. In football, they're trying to hold onto it,

502
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 1: stick them, stick them. So what predictions Nick Foles going

503
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:40,400
Speaker 1: to the Jaguars means what for the Jaguars next year,

504
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 1: they'll be better and Mark's Lee is gonna be back.

505
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,600
Speaker 1: They're fine. They signed a huge long snapper. Also, my

506
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 1: very good friend Matt Overton. Uh, Jaguars is gonna better.

507
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:51,400
Speaker 1: They can't be worse. They went from playoffs almost beat

508
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:53,440
Speaker 1: the Patriots. People are talking about being the super Bowl

509
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,239
Speaker 1: and now Bowls is never gonna start again. And they

510
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,840
Speaker 1: were a dumpster fire. Jaguars are back. They're a good

511
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Speaker 1: team to find better. Will they make the playoffs or not? Absolutely?

512
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:05,439
Speaker 1: And Leonard four Nette, Hello, Jags are good again. They

513
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 1: just take stuff like that, small little things. Jags are back.

514
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,680
Speaker 1: I don't think they make the playoffs. I think they'll

515
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Speaker 1: I'll think they'll need a year coach during the weakest

516
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 1: division ever, I think they need a year to figure

517
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 1: it out. I think they'll have their ups and downs,

518
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:19,679
Speaker 1: so they'll have awesome games, they'll be like, oh, they

519
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,119
Speaker 1: look good, and then they'll have games where they just

520
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 1: took a take a dump. I say they don't make

521
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 1: the playoffs. I am interested to see how man it's

522
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,880
Speaker 1: gonna be tough. They are in one of the toughest divisions.

523
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:34,359
Speaker 1: Contrary to I screwed up. I thought they were actually

524
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 1: in the Titans Division. No, no, they are in the

525
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:39,159
Speaker 1: Titans Division. And who made it from the Colts and

526
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 1: the Texans both made the playoffs from that. Remember the

527
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:46,680
Speaker 1: guy with the big hands that you want, he played

528
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 1: for the Texans. Yeah, he plays with the Texans and

529
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,359
Speaker 1: they played in the playoffs. Those two teams their division

530
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,439
Speaker 1: actually is very And then we just talked about how

531
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:55,159
Speaker 1: good the Colts are gonna because they're stacking up. Colts

532
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 1: are real good. They laid a very big dump in

533
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Speaker 1: the playoffs, which was odd, but the good he was

534
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,640
Speaker 1: a major dump. It was weird. No, No, the Coast

535
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 1: didn't lay a major dump. They do. They went on

536
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 1: the road to Houston beat. Yes, that was amazing and

537
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 1: I got there. It was good, Like the first round

538
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 1: was good. But then when they went to Kansas City.

539
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 1: In Kansas City, domin Kansas City was a good but

540
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:17,680
Speaker 1: they couldn't do anything with it. They didn't. The coach

541
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,919
Speaker 1: didn't leave a good taste in him mouth. I expect him.

542
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,639
Speaker 1: But the Chiefs, they're trying to show up that defense.

543
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:26,440
Speaker 1: The honey Badger going to Kansas City. Boys, you're still

544
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 1: a big deal. He tweeted last or I don't know

545
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,360
Speaker 1: he tweet It's not about the money, it's about that ring.

546
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:35,120
Speaker 1: I don't buy it. Coach let him, let him send

547
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 1: out his tweets. He said, money is cool, but I

548
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 1: want that ring right Like that was a month ago

549
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 1: or two that he he tweeted that, and he was saying,

550
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 1: he was saying, like, hey, I'm when I become a

551
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 1: free agent and I want an opportunity to win. And

552
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 1: where did he go. He still got paid and he

553
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 1: got to go to Kansas City where he has a

554
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 1: great shot at a ring. So not only did he

555
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 1: get the money, he can get that route. I'll never

556
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,040
Speaker 1: forget him at L s U. Those those were of

557
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 1: the most cool. Why they call him the honey Badger

558
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:06,719
Speaker 1: because give up they had them died hair. Oh, the

559
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 1: toughest animal to kill on the planet, honey badge, and

560
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 1: they never give up. I remember whose time at L

561
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 1: s U is pretty high. Well, you get busted from

562
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 1: the team, but when during his days he was returning

563
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:20,720
Speaker 1: not bad though kicked off the team, makes it the

564
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 1: NFL and like still doing all right now playing for

565
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 1: the Chiefs. They they he dropped in the draft big

566
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 1: time because there was concerns about his character and Patrick

567
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,520
Speaker 1: Peterson of the Cardinals took him under his wing when

568
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,600
Speaker 1: the Cardinals drapped him out in Arizona care of him

569
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 1: and he was like, look, I know this is for real.

570
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be serious and exactly that's what a coach

571
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,680
Speaker 1: and the team can do to a player. That's why

572
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 1: Antonio Brown if he needs to be settled. I don't

573
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 1: know if Chuckie's the guy to do it. But good

574
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 1: news coming out of the NBA are Lakers. Are Lakers

575
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 1: in fact, they're gonna make the playoffs. No, no, no, no.

576
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 1: They have called up Andre Ingram again from he's started

577
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 1: three years ago from the got hurt huh out for

578
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 1: the season. Yes, but Andre Ingram, he has been in

579
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 1: He's been a journeyman in the NBDL, the G League

580
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 1: his whole life. Last year, at the age of thirty two,

581
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 1: he finally got called up to the NBA roster. And

582
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,959
Speaker 1: he came off the bench last year and scored nineteen

583
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 1: So our bet that when he went a hundred and

584
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 1: fifty dollars is reliant on a guy from the D League.

585
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,280
Speaker 1: He went four or five from three last year, scored

586
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 1: nineteen points in one game, and hey are calling him

587
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:32,640
Speaker 1: back up for a ten day contract. That is so

588
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 1: that is awesome. But when you bet, it's typical life

589
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:37,239
Speaker 1: of a better When we bet, we thought we were

590
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 1: with Lebron, Now we got it. And I love the

591
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:43,480
Speaker 1: Yahoo Sports is nbah tweet They said, the Goat is back,

592
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 1: a little goat, simple Andre Love, welcome back. And he

593
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 1: was awesome. What is the goat stand for greatest of

594
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 1: all time? But he was the greatest. He was the

595
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 1: greatest d leagueer. No, they're just saying great there, and

596
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 1: they're being they're being get it like, go like, explain

597
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 1: to me the joke, the joking. But he's obviously not

598
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 1: the greatest of the greatest of all time. Okay, so

599
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 1: why are they they're making fun of him a little bit.

600
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 1: But it's also awesome because he was very good. He

601
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:16,200
Speaker 1: was very He was really good in the he was

602
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 1: he wasn't good in the NBA, So they're being they're

603
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 1: kind of being Dix. He was good in the NBA.

604
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 1: He put up nineteen that one game, but to put

605
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 1: up nineteen an NBA game, but he didn't stay there,

606
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:29,680
Speaker 1: well right there, kind of being a jerk. No, it's

607
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 1: it's like a good story. It's a feel good story.

608
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 1: You think he's like makes us old people feel good,

609
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 1: like that's awesome. Like, dude, dude, stick with it. You

610
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:41,480
Speaker 1: still got it. You're the thirty three who go, that's great.

611
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 1: Lebron he goes to l A. He's thinking he was

612
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 1: going to land some other stars to come out there

613
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:49,120
Speaker 1: with the D League came up. Hey, Lebron, the only

614
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 1: one who attracted was a D League or yeah, I

615
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 1: just don't get the jokes that that didn't go is

616
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 1: playing Lebron? Are they already shutting down his minutes they're

617
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 1: going to yes? Uh, well yeah he's got it's our

618
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 1: officially over. Yes, I'm not kunding. I've i't even paying

619
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 1: attention because it's so over. You want me to look

620
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 1: up to stay? I mean, it's almost to the point

621
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 1: where they have to win every game in the front.

622
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:11,560
Speaker 1: Is the banker offering anything anymore? If they are, it's

623
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 1: probably a quarter take it. No, no, no, here we go.

624
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 1: If they offer me a corner, that's just disrespectful. Get

625
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 1: out of my face. I'm never going to that online

626
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:24,719
Speaker 1: sports book. What you got? The Lakers? Oh my god, guys,

627
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 1: they are They are nine games out of eight, spot

628
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:37,640
Speaker 1: in the playoffs. I mean, that's not even close. They

629
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 1: have to win every game. They are thirty and thirty

630
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 1: six and the Clippers are the eight seed. Right now,

631
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 1: they're thirty eight and twenty nine. They could do it nine.

632
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 1: That's it's a thirty six nine, So there's only ten

633
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 1: games left. Yeah, are like is basically have to win

634
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 1: out and hope the Clippers lose every game. And my gosh,

635
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 1: that was the first bet I've ever made. And the

636
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: time we all agree is unanimous. We all thought, we thought,

637
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 1: we thought. Lebron James's Lebron James old, guess what, Lebron

638
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 1: James and Lebron James old, he can't do it. No,

639
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,920
Speaker 1: he's not because he's older. Yes. And Clay Thompson coming

640
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 1: out after the Warriors lose another night to the Suns

641
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 1: and he rips the Warriors fans says, I expect our

642
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 1: crowd to be a little more into it. I know

643
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 1: it's not the playoffs, but it's our last go around

644
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 1: the Oracle. At least you could stand up if someone

645
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 1: makes a good play, especially in the beginning. We need

646
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 1: that energy, especially this time of year. That foul for

647
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: Clay Thompson to call out. The fans call him out there.

648
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 1: Have you ever watched their fan base. There's true fan bases.

649
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 1: I love. There's the Bostons in New York's. I always

650
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:44,880
Speaker 1: love those fan bases. Silicon Valley up there. Golden State,

651
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 1: they almost seems like they're cheering for the three point.

652
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 1: They cheer more for stef when Steph dribbles something off

653
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:51,880
Speaker 1: of his knee and throws up a miracle three than

654
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 1: they do. Actually a team playing good and being they're not,

655
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 1: they're not good. Golden States has never been good fans.

656
00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:00,160
Speaker 1: They weren't ever good because the Warriors weren't good. They

657
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 1: they started being all into it because they started winning.

658
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 1: In the Splash Brothers drink uh, we haven't said that

659
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 1: in a while, So that's when they started getting into it.

660
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:13,720
Speaker 1: So they don't really they're getting spoiled that. Clay Thompson

661
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,799
Speaker 1: has to understand that when you go out and put

662
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 1: up highlight reel games usually back to all the time

663
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 1: at Oracle Arena, that's what they're expecting. And so when

664
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,440
Speaker 1: you struggle a little bit and you're a little sluggish

665
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,280
Speaker 1: and your team doesn't bring the energy, the crowd doesn't

666
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 1: bring the energy they'll be there for the playoffs. But

667
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,959
Speaker 1: I am worried that the Warriors are in trouble because

668
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 1: they are getting a little sluggish. And I don't know

669
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,440
Speaker 1: if you can flip that switch. And they're doing so

670
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:38,839
Speaker 1: much more after a shot, a guy makes it dunk

671
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 1: and you got all the players on the team running

672
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 1: all over the court. Oh, a guy, a bench player

673
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 1: makes a three point. Oh, they're doing too much. That

674
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 1: doesn't make baskets that and and it's Golden State didn't.

675
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:54,720
Speaker 1: I don't know about boogie. They put too many stars

676
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 1: on a team. I think it is possible in the

677
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 1: NBA to load up with too many stars, and Golden

678
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 1: State did it. They did the Lakers. That what the

679
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,280
Speaker 1: Lakers did fifteen years ago when they had the Mailman

680
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 1: and all those guys and loaded up fifteen stars. They

681
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 1: have too many stars on that team. They're not good.

682
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 1: The Golden State's not gonna win it. Okay, if I

683
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:14,400
Speaker 1: gave you the field, the field, give me the field.

684
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:17,359
Speaker 1: Screw Golden State. Does that mean all all the rest

685
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 1: of the teams, Like you're picking Golden States over the

686
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 1: rest of the NBA. I'm picking the rest of the

687
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,439
Speaker 1: NBA over Golden State right now, and Golden State starts

688
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 1: to get together gets hot, screw that. But as of

689
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:29,840
Speaker 1: right now, dude, Golden State just lost to the Sun folks.

690
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 1: The Golden State was the biggest home favorite in the

691
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 1: last twenty years. To lose outright, that is horrible. And

692
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 1: they had all those stars. Wow, that speaks to the

693
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 1: Golden State warriors. They ain't good. Give me the field,

694
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:45,800
Speaker 1: and what do you think about calling out the fans?

695
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 1: And if I gave you, go ahead drinking a beer. Okay.

696
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 1: I think this is the problem. So when you talk

697
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,760
Speaker 1: like fan base, like the Golden State fan base is huge,

698
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,919
Speaker 1: Like the people across the country love Golden State because

699
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 1: they're winning, er excited to watch, people buy jerseys. It's

700
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 1: a big fan base. He's talking about the people at

701
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 1: home right in the oracle. Oracle guys, it's a hundred

702
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,759
Speaker 1: dollars a ticket. I just looked it up to the

703
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:17,880
Speaker 1: very top with your back against the wall. Hundred dollars.

704
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:21,360
Speaker 1: That's expensive. Rich people. Rich people don't get up and cheer.

705
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 1: That's the problem. I think that's the issue. It's not

706
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,240
Speaker 1: that the fan base isn't there, they just can't afford

707
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 1: lower you if you want an exciting fan base, you

708
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 1: get cheap tickets and bring the real fans in there.

709
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 1: Everyone else, the rich people, they just don't get up

710
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 1: for that stuff. If I gave you the Field or

711
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,399
Speaker 1: the Warriors to win the NBA title right now, who

712
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 1: are you taking the field? I mean that's everyone else.

713
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,279
Speaker 1: I mean there's a lot of good teams out there

714
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:45,279
Speaker 1: right now. I mean you you cannot take a win

715
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:48,480
Speaker 1: from the Sun's like they are lost against the Suns. Seriously,

716
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 1: like Suns the worst team in the NBA, Like they're

717
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 1: gonna win games because it's not that that doesn't mean

718
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,719
Speaker 1: anything right now. It's the end of the season. The

719
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 1: Warriors they're in and they're not worried about losing this.

720
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 1: The Suns are winning games randomly now. But it doesn't matter.

721
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 1: If you put down three thirty hundred dollars on Golden

722
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 1: State just to win the game, you would have only

723
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,359
Speaker 1: won a hundred dollars. Wow, that is crazy. That's how

724
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,240
Speaker 1: big that line was. That's how much of a favorite

725
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:16,400
Speaker 1: they were. That's a huge letdown. I think that's an

726
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 1: eye opener. Go and stay they winning it this year.

727
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,839
Speaker 1: I'll take Golden State over the Field right now. Oh,

728
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 1: there's some dirty teams out there. Dirty you gotta I

729
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:26,920
Speaker 1: understand there's dirty teams, but I guess who's the dirtiest

730
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 1: of them all Splash Brothers in Durant and Boogie Cousins,

731
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:36,800
Speaker 1: and Andrew Bogat, and Andrea Gondala and Sean Livingston Looney.

732
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, they are they're they're stacked. And

733
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,400
Speaker 1: before we go, I want to bring you some funny

734
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:45,279
Speaker 1: news from the I did Iran in Alaska. The dog race.

735
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,719
Speaker 1: This guy was up, he was ahead by five hours.

736
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 1: When one of his dogs started barking at like they were.

737
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 1: He yelled at Joey. Joey was going after one of

738
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 1: the other dogs on the team, and he yelled at Joey.

739
00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,320
Speaker 1: Usually you don't yell at the dogs in front of

740
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 1: the other dogs. The other dogs heard the yelling and

741
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 1: they quit. They wouldn't go. They were sticking up for Joey.

742
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:08,279
Speaker 1: They were sticking up for Joey because usually you yell

743
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,720
Speaker 1: at them one on one in private. And he broke

744
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 1: the rules. This guy and yelled at Joey in front

745
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,520
Speaker 1: of the rest of the dogs. Dogs said nope, and

746
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 1: they just laid down the snow guy's dogs are unbelievable

747
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 1: that he lost it. That's it. And so then he

748
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,759
Speaker 1: gave up his five hour lead and teams just passed him.

749
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,840
Speaker 1: People were like, oh, yeah, dogs, they're so cute. You

750
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:28,839
Speaker 1: pet him, and they're pretty dumb in whatever. Dogs are

751
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:32,239
Speaker 1: so smart, Like they're so smart. They're just like us

752
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 1: in weird ways, like they're not yeah, they don't have

753
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,320
Speaker 1: thumbs and stuff like that, and they can't make themselves breakfast,

754
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 1: but they're like, they're so smart. Like my dog, Coachella.

755
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:44,840
Speaker 1: She's a girl. She's like a teenager sometimes, so I

756
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:47,040
Speaker 1: have to give her like this Alpo gravy in her

757
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 1: dry food. And when I don't give her the gravy,

758
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:51,760
Speaker 1: she gets piste. And when she gets piste, she pisces

759
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 1: in this little circle in the living room on the rug,

760
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:57,799
Speaker 1: this little circle, and it makes my wife so mad.

761
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:00,440
Speaker 1: She has a My wife bought a steam cleaner just

762
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 1: to go over that spot where Coachella gets mad when

763
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 1: she doesn't get her gravy. One time she pete and

764
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:09,440
Speaker 1: my wife got so mad and yelled at Coachella. Coachella

765
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,440
Speaker 1: ran out the back almost like she would say, I

766
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 1: hate you. Ran to the backyard and started digging a

767
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 1: hole trying to run away and just like get back

768
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,759
Speaker 1: over here, and she's like, I'm not. I'm sitting right

769
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 1: here in my hole. You like you yelled at me

770
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,960
Speaker 1: like a teenager. That did sound like a kid, but

771
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,960
Speaker 1: it was an animal. It was a dog. Dogs are amazing.

772
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 1: He said that Joey was fighting with another dog. I

773
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 1: jumped in to break it up. I yelled at Joey

774
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 1: and everybody heard the yelling, and that doesn't happen, and

775
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 1: then they wouldn't go anymore anywhere. So we just sat

776
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 1: down and came He didn't win the dog's letter ace.

777
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:45,920
Speaker 1: He lost his five leave, five hour leave, five hours.

778
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 1: And the dogs are like on that moving guys. I liked.

779
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 1: I absolutely do love that. Lunchbox brought that to us

780
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:55,799
Speaker 1: because we don't hear enough about dog sled races. It's

781
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,839
Speaker 1: actually a huge part of the thing in Michigan. So

782
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:02,399
Speaker 1: the absolute best movie dog sled movie I've ever seen

783
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 1: in my life, Iron Will. I think I've seen it. Amazing.

784
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 1: People die, So if you've got some kids, it will

785
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:16,759
Speaker 1: bring America the power of dog sled racing. Yes, with

786
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 1: my boys. Oh yeah, you know what after you watch it.

787
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 1: You know what you're gonna want. You want to go

788
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:23,319
Speaker 1: get it yourself. A dog that will pull a dog sled. Yeah,

789
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 1: and maybe some snow coach. You're gonna be out there

790
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 1: in the neighborhood, dude, I mean in the neighborhood on

791
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:31,840
Speaker 1: the street. No snow coach. If you grew up in

792
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,640
Speaker 1: Michigan anywhere with snow, you wanted to be a dog

793
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 1: sled racer. Baby, you want a Bernese Mountain dog. You

794
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 1: want one of those dogs looks like a wolf. You

795
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 1: want something that's gonna pull that sled. It's all about

796
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 1: dog sled racing in the North, baby, Iron will check

797
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 1: it out. And Connor McGregor was arrested in Miami Beach

798
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 1: yesterday for smashing the cell phone of someone who was

799
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 1: trying to take his photo. Con Why did they say

800
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:56,040
Speaker 1: it was robbery? Well, because you took his phone without

801
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 1: his permission, that's robbery, I guess. Do ever tell you

802
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 1: about guys about the time when I was like you

803
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:03,879
Speaker 1: are you okay with that? Well, well I'm gonna tell

804
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 1: you a story and this kind of I'm surprised more

805
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 1: people don't do it, But I'm surprised more more stars

806
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:11,279
Speaker 1: don't do it because okay, everybody that sticks their phone

807
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 1: in their face. I know Eddie doesn't like this, but

808
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 1: I talked about the other day. There was the Minnesota

809
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 1: Purdue game and Minnesota upset Purdue, and Purdue or Minnesota

810
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,719
Speaker 1: fans storm the court and there's a Minnesota student that

811
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:25,839
Speaker 1: gets right in the produced players face double bird right there,

812
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:27,839
Speaker 1: and I said, I would have no problem with him

813
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:32,360
Speaker 1: punching the guy. So Connor McGregor takes the phone smashes

814
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 1: it because you get in his face. There was a

815
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 1: soccer match this weekend. Ashton Villa was playing and they

816
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 1: were the away team they're visiting, and the fan ran

817
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:44,520
Speaker 1: out on the pitch and guess what happened. He punched

818
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:49,319
Speaker 1: the soccer player, Eddie. That's why you can punch them

819
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:53,440
Speaker 1: because you don't know what they're on the field. That guy,

820
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:56,800
Speaker 1: of course he did. You cannot, bottom line, you cannot

821
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 1: punch another person. But what if you what if they

822
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 1: go the soccer to play your turn around punched him

823
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:02,879
Speaker 1: before that guy punched him? Are you okay with them?

824
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 1: That's probably defense and they'll be videotaped on that and

825
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:08,279
Speaker 1: they'll they'll probably just rule it. Yeah, he's defending. He

826
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:12,240
Speaker 1: got sentenced to fourteen weeks in jail already, he deserves it. Boom,

827
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:15,360
Speaker 1: and he cannot go to a soccer game and a

828
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 1: match in the UK for ten years. You know, we

829
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:20,880
Speaker 1: talked about this is how are they can enforce that?

830
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,839
Speaker 1: Do put a fake mustache on in a hat. He's

831
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:28,399
Speaker 1: gonna go right in, but you are not allowed back

832
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 1: in the stadium. Watch me. Those are my random stories

833
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 1: of the day, coach. Look the thing with Connor, Like,

834
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,920
Speaker 1: I don't think you should go to jail for a

835
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 1: breaking a phone. He should buy him And yeah he

836
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:41,799
Speaker 1: got arrested, coach, that's what it means, arrested. He must

837
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,319
Speaker 1: have done some other stuff maybe, I mean, what do

838
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,560
Speaker 1: you think he just knocked the phone out like that,

839
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:48,799
Speaker 1: slapped at it and then grabbed him smashed it. You know,

840
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,840
Speaker 1: he's grabbing an arm something else. Okay, come on, alright,

841
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 1: because I just don't think you should get arrested for

842
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:56,279
Speaker 1: breaking someone's phone, Like you should buy him a new phone,

843
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 1: say I'm sorry, but and then pose for a picture

844
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:02,239
Speaker 1: with him taking up real quick. The true, true, true,

845
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 1: true story. This was crazy. It happened in my life.

846
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:06,840
Speaker 1: I went to a movie and I was working. It

847
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:08,319
Speaker 1: was a it was a film festival, so I was

848
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:10,360
Speaker 1: working and I was producing a bunch of other crews,

849
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:13,440
Speaker 1: so I had to have my phone. It's up screening

850
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 1: for movie like reviewers. Oh, you can't do that, And

851
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 1: so my phone buzzed and I kind of just looked

852
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:21,880
Speaker 1: at it real quick, and the guy next to me goes, hey,

853
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 1: mind turning your phone off? And I'm like, oh, yeah, sorry, dude.

854
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 1: So I just put it back in my pocket. Well,

855
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 1: I put it facing the screen, facing up, and it

856
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 1: lit again through my pants. Hey, I said, turn them

857
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:38,360
Speaker 1: bone off, And as he said the f fort I

858
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:41,839
Speaker 1: was like, what you say? I said turn that bone off?

859
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:46,960
Speaker 1: And I'm like, it's in my pocket. He's like, I'm

860
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 1: telling you right now, are you guys whispering because the

861
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:54,360
Speaker 1: movie was on? Because the movie? And he goes and

862
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 1: he goes, you don't turn that bone off. I'm gonna

863
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:58,239
Speaker 1: grab it from outside of your pocket and throw it.

864
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:01,879
Speaker 1: I might, yeah, I want to see you do that. Hey,

865
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:05,279
Speaker 1: So you're having a whisper whisper yelling at So I

866
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:07,279
Speaker 1: take my phone out of my pocket to turn it off,

867
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 1: and he grabs my phone he grabbed my phone. Dude,

868
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 1: he I told you, and I was like, give me

869
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 1: my phone back, and he goes, I told you. Tell

870
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 1: me you didn't have a family and kids. I was

871
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 1: just working. What did you have kids in a family?

872
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 1: I had one kid? Okay, So he got a picture

873
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 1: of this. He's next to me and he's got and

874
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 1: we're one of those theaters where it's two stories and

875
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:32,279
Speaker 1: so we're at on the top and the balcon he

876
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 1: throws it and he's got my phone up like he's

877
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 1: gonna throw He's like, I told you, don't turn your

878
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 1: phone up. Go tell it. I dare you know? And

879
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 1: he doesn't believe in punching people. I dare you tell

880
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 1: my phone? Like, I'm gonna tell it right now, give

881
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 1: me my phone back, and he's like, he throws it

882
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 1: back at me, hits me in the chest. He goes

883
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 1: turn the phone off, and I go, fine, So I

884
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 1: turned the phone off and he gets up and storms out.

885
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,920
Speaker 1: Oh so yeah, I you had to sit next during

886
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 1: the rest of the movie. He left, that is a

887
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 1: great story. I didn't know what I was going to

888
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 1: give me my phone back. He throws it back at

889
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 1: He had the post to like he was gonna throw

890
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 1: it off the balcony. He's like, I'm gonna do it.

891
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:16,479
Speaker 1: What did he have like a family member in the movie,

892
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 1: And I'm like, do it, No, we'll do it. It's

893
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:21,520
Speaker 1: a screening. Have you ever the movie fights are so

894
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:24,440
Speaker 1: awkward because like that is you got to talk like

895
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 1: and that is more distracting to everyone else than the

896
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:31,359
Speaker 1: actual phone light. Two people yelling, whisper, yelling at each other.

897
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:34,400
Speaker 1: That's a great that's a great story. I got a

898
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 1: movie one, but it doesn't COMPARI so I'm not gonna

899
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 1: tell it. No, no, it doesn't compare because I didn't

900
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:42,440
Speaker 1: say anything until the end of the movie. Like this

901
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:44,879
Speaker 1: guy behind me, we're on the next to last row.

902
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:47,279
Speaker 1: So the guy behind me had a wife and two

903
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:49,719
Speaker 1: kids with him. Like the kids came in halfway through

904
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 1: the movie, so they were obviously watching a kid movie

905
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 1: and they came in half way snuck in and to

906
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 1: sit with the parents. And the parents the guy was

907
00:45:57,239 --> 00:46:00,000
Speaker 1: on the phone at least four times throughout the movie,

908
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 1: talking on the phone, like answering phone calls. Yeah, man,

909
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:06,240
Speaker 1: I'm at a movie. That okay. So we are walking

910
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:09,879
Speaker 1: out and I am so annoyed by this because he's

911
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 1: right directly behind me. And I try not to say anything.

912
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 1: I try to be the bigger person. And I was

913
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 1: dating my wife at the time, and we're walking out,

914
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 1: and you know how you go down the stairs and

915
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 1: you take it right, so you're the stairs are coming down,

916
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:22,919
Speaker 1: the railing and the railing you know, you're walking out

917
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 1: and you can reach up and touch the railing. So

918
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:27,759
Speaker 1: the guy is walking down as I make my turn,

919
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 1: and he tells his wife. He goes, man, that was

920
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:32,320
Speaker 1: a really good movie, wasn't it. And I said it

921
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:33,800
Speaker 1: would have been a lot better if we didn't have

922
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 1: to hear your damn commentary the whole time. And he goes,

923
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 1: what do you say, mother? And I was like, you

924
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:42,840
Speaker 1: were I mean the whole movie theater. You can hear

925
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:45,759
Speaker 1: your four four phone calls you took. God, I pay

926
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 1: my money just like you do. I can do whatever

927
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 1: I want. You want to settle this on on the

928
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:52,360
Speaker 1: parking lot, parking lot, I was like, I'm not gonna

929
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:57,319
Speaker 1: do that. Hey, anytime they say parking lot, I say

930
00:46:57,360 --> 00:47:02,680
Speaker 1: parking not like hey, that's correct. But see, you were

931
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 1: like five seconds away of like just not saying just

932
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 1: not saying anything, but I couldn't let it go because

933
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:09,759
Speaker 1: he goes, that's a really good movie, wasn't it. And

934
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:11,759
Speaker 1: I was just like, this is a perfect opportunity to

935
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 1: say goodbye, we are out of here, have a wonderful day,

936
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 1: Happy Tuesday, we will see you tomorrow, and we are out.