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Speaker 1: and Jewels Second date Update. How does that Marilyn Monroe
Speaker 1: quote go that every single Instagram model posts on their
Speaker 1: account at least three times a month. Is that if
Speaker 1: you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve
Speaker 1: me at my bath. Yeah? Yeah, like you didn't know
Speaker 1: it that I'm crazy. But anyway, Russell, who's on the
Speaker 1: phone for a second date update today, definitely met the
Speaker 1: girl that he wants to call at his worst. I
Speaker 1: think actually they were probably both at their worst. Really.
Speaker 1: I read your email, Russell, and the one thing that
Speaker 1: I thought was hilarious is how you guys met. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was That was a good story. I've never never
Speaker 1: met anybody like that before. I can't wait to hear it.
Speaker 1: What happened? We both actually met at a slurping machine
Speaker 1: in a seven eleven. Oh already the oh Man? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was. It was great. Not what I expected for
Speaker 1: the day, but we were both super hungover. We both
Speaker 1: had crazy nights the night before and we were just like,
Speaker 1: I need a slurpee. I think that's the only time
Speaker 1: I really have slurpies anymore. I feel like I should
Speaker 1: try those those hangover cures from now on. You can
Speaker 1: actually drink with them too, just so you know, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's slow it down. So what happened at the slurping machine?
Speaker 1: Like you bumped into each other and it was like
Speaker 1: one of those rom coms. So we were both craving
Speaker 1: these slurpies and the slurping machine was broken. So yeah, man,
Speaker 1: So we talked to the guy working there and he said,
Speaker 1: I'll be right back. I just need the right parts
Speaker 1: to fix this. I don't know how a slurping machine works. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, we were waiting there for a little while
Speaker 1: and we just started talking. You know, we started off
Speaker 1: the conversation and we both just talked about our crazy
Speaker 1: nights and she seemed pretty cool. I mean, she was cute,
Speaker 1: so we just decided to hang out. She was cute
Speaker 1: with last night's make up still one. Well you know
Speaker 1: some guys were into that. Yeah, and you probably had
Speaker 1: last night's makeup still on too, so it didn't really
Speaker 1: matter exactly. Are worth all? Right? So what did you guys,
Speaker 1: do when you went out, like on your actual or
Speaker 1: was this the actual date? No? Well this I guess
Speaker 1: this was the first date of you count slurpees. But
Speaker 1: we decided to go on a bike ride around the city.
Speaker 1: Oh not the same day. You're hungover, did you? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: we both had the sober up for that. That's an
Speaker 1: awesome date. Yeah right, you know, you get exercise, it
Speaker 1: gets to see the town totally. There's something to talk about.
Speaker 1: Your blood's pumping. Everything is looking good. How did it go? Well?
Speaker 1: The date went really well. We talked a lot. There
Speaker 1: was one point, this was actually something that funny that happened.
Speaker 1: There was a mailman and he got out of his
Speaker 1: truck and he didn't see us coming. Oh no, because
Speaker 1: she missed him. She went right by him. I was
Speaker 1: aimed straight for him and I had to break just
Speaker 1: immediately back tire went up, and he just was so scared.
Speaker 1: He laid down on the ground and he was just frozen.
Speaker 1: He just laid down. He was like accepting his fate.
Speaker 1: He just saw his life flash before his eyes crash.
Speaker 1: Did you run into him? No, just missed him by
Speaker 1: a hair. That's an awkward it's almost like, you'd rather
Speaker 1: hit him if he's laid down expecting you to hit him,
Speaker 1: and then you stopped short. It's kind of well, just
Speaker 1: stopped short. It's weird. It's like, okay, who moves first?
Speaker 1: Now I felt bad for the guy. Yeah, but anyway,
Speaker 1: we're talking about it, and she was like, oh, you're
Speaker 1: such a nice guy. You know, you didn't hit that guy.
Speaker 1: You you were paying attention and you know. So I
Speaker 1: was like, oh great. You know, she looks at me
Speaker 1: as this really nice guy because I didn't hit this
Speaker 1: mailman with my bike. Also great, that's where her standards are.
Speaker 1: You just have to not run over a mailman and
Speaker 1: you're a hero in her book. That's what I'm faking,
Speaker 1: Like it takes so little to be a nice person
Speaker 1: these days. Yeah, so I had him made. I was
Speaker 1: in at least I thought, you know. And so we
Speaker 1: went out to lunch after that and we talked. We
Speaker 1: had a great time. So why why isn't she calling
Speaker 1: you back if it was so wonderful. That's the part
Speaker 1: that I don't I don't know. I have no idea.
Speaker 1: I texted her a couple days later and I said, hey,
Speaker 1: I had a great time. Would you like to get
Speaker 1: together again, and she said, please don't ever contact me again. WHOA,
Speaker 1: that's extreme, man. She's not only not calling you back,
Speaker 1: she's aggressively saying, don't talk to me exactly. No idea why,
Speaker 1: So now we're going to call her? Yeah, okay, great? Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you have any idea why she would be so
Speaker 1: like adamant? Yeah? I have no idea. That date went
Speaker 1: really well, I thought, yeah, And I even texted her
Speaker 1: like why, like what's wrong? And did you respond? Not?
Speaker 1: After that? No? No? Nothing? Wow? Are you like some
Speaker 1: known felon? And she did a Google search and found
Speaker 1: out all your horrible past, not that I know of.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe we'll find out that you do have a
Speaker 1: criminal record and you didn't even know it. We could,
Speaker 1: we could. All right, we're gonna play a song, come back,
Speaker 1: and then call her and get your second date update. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: I really appreciate it. Yeah, man, hang on brooking jubil
Speaker 1: in the morning. Will today's second date update end with
Speaker 1: Russell getting another chance at love or being solo or
Speaker 1: with all of us getting restraining order? I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: with number three because the girl are about to call
Speaker 1: sent Russell at Tech saying please don't contact me. So Russell,
Speaker 1: I am excited for the no contact order and restraining order.
Speaker 1: I've had a goal in my life to at least
Speaker 1: get one of those, and we might get both here.
Speaker 1: Ye all right, Just to remind everybody, Russell met a
Speaker 1: girl named Dana at the seven to eleven. They were
Speaker 1: both hung over getting slurpies and then they started a conversation,
Speaker 1: decided to go on a bike ride, and then they
Speaker 1: had lunch and according to him, other than almost running
Speaker 1: over a mailman with this bike, nothing bad happened. But
Speaker 1: after the date, he tech that are asking if she
Speaker 1: wanted to go out again, and that's what she said,
Speaker 1: don't contact me anymore. So we're going to contact her.
Speaker 1: That's how we're gonna get you. Guys, are you sure
Speaker 1: you want to do this? I want to know. I
Speaker 1: want to get to the bottom of this, And like,
Speaker 1: is your goal to go out again or is it
Speaker 1: just to find out the problem. I'm more concerned about
Speaker 1: what the problem was. A second date? Yeah, maybe, but
Speaker 1: you know, I want to know what went wrong. Yeah.
Speaker 1: If you have no idea and her reaction is that strong,
Speaker 1: maybe you're doing something on dates that is not cool
Speaker 1: and you don't even realize it exactly. And I need
Speaker 1: to know. I think she found something online that was
Speaker 1: bad about you. I mean, that is a possibility she
Speaker 1: could there stuff online that's bad about you. No, here's
Speaker 1: this thing. My X is not a good person and
Speaker 1: we had a really bad breakup, and I'm wondering, like
Speaker 1: maybe there's a possibility she talked to her somehow. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Okay, Okay, well see find out. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: dollar phone number right now here we go. Okay, let's
Speaker 1: do it. Hello him, I speak to Dana please. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Is this Dana? Dana? Hello? Hi? Yeah, yeah, Hey Dana.
Speaker 1: How are you. This is jew Bil from the radio
Speaker 1: show Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Are you okay? Okay? Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm here. Who are you? Jew Bil from Brook and
Speaker 1: jew Bil in the Morning. It's a radio show. And
Speaker 1: I'll just cut to the chase real quick. We do
Speaker 1: a segment on our show it's called the second Date Update.
Speaker 1: That's where if you go out on a date with
Speaker 1: somebody and they end up not calling you back after,
Speaker 1: we'll call that person and find out what happened. So
Speaker 1: you went out with a dude named Russell not too
Speaker 1: long ago. Oh my god, No, no, I don't want
Speaker 1: anything to do with her. Okay, Well we know no, no, Dana,
Speaker 1: we know, we know, we know that you don't want
Speaker 1: anything to do with him because you send him a
Speaker 1: text message telling him that. But Russell's really confused at
Speaker 1: what he did. That's the problem. I just don't want
Speaker 1: anything to do with him. That was a serious reaction, though.
Speaker 1: Are you like scared of him? I don't know why, Like,
Speaker 1: he doesn't take no for an answer. I just like
Speaker 1: I don't want I don't agree with you, Dana. Dana,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. He will take no for an answer
Speaker 1: if you can give us a reason. He's just confused
Speaker 1: because according to him, your date was awesome and there
Speaker 1: was nothing wrong, and then right after you seem like
Speaker 1: you were pissed at him. So he just wants to
Speaker 1: know us up. Well, look, yes, the date was good,
Speaker 1: but like they're really good ones always turn out, you know,
Speaker 1: like rotten in the end. So did you find Okay,
Speaker 1: this is my guess. You found something online about this guy.
Speaker 1: He swears that he's not a convicted felon or something. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't have to go on line. He flat out
Speaker 1: told me he told you that he's a convicted felon. No,
Speaker 1: it's like way worse than that. Conted like a felony.
Speaker 1: He's not a convicted felon. He's currently a felon. Just not'ing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's at large. Okay, we're joking. But what could be
Speaker 1: worse than that? Yeah, I'm surprised that you don't already know,
Speaker 1: since you say you already talked to him. So we did.
Speaker 1: But he sounded pretty normal, and his description of your
Speaker 1: dates sounded pretty normal. But I mean, if anything, you
Speaker 1: don't obviously owe this guy anything, but if you told us,
Speaker 1: we could get the word out to other people who
Speaker 1: may go out with them. They're actually really helpful. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so what is it about Russell that makes him so evil?
Speaker 1: But he told me, just you know, casually, that he
Speaker 1: works with nuclear weapons and he takes him along around
Speaker 1: the country And I don't know if he manufactures them,
Speaker 1: and he works a nuclear weapons somehow, and you know, like,
Speaker 1: I'm against master session and I can't. I just can't.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't know a lot about the nuclear
Speaker 1: weapon game, but I don't think you could just travel
Speaker 1: around the country and sell them I don't. I haven't
Speaker 1: met a traveling nuclear bomb salesman yet. Well, he'll tell
Speaker 1: you if you keep talking to him, he'll just tell
Speaker 1: you no. I mean, okay, wait, hold on the I mean,
Speaker 1: that's great that your anti war pro piece. But why
Speaker 1: wouldn't you just tell him that it's a first date?
Speaker 1: He flat out tells me, I don't agree with it, Like,
Speaker 1: why can't I just leave? Like, get to hell out
Speaker 1: of there? Okay, So that's what you did. And are
Speaker 1: you sure he's like selling nuclear weapons? Like he told
Speaker 1: me he said those words himself, that he sells nuclear weapons.
Speaker 1: I don't know exactly, like if he sells them, if
Speaker 1: he makes them with thieves, promotes them, I don't know.
Speaker 1: But he said nuclear weapons, and I'm out. I know
Speaker 1: a good way. I know a good way to find out, Dana,
Speaker 1: because Russell is actually on the other line listening to
Speaker 1: this conversation right now. I want to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, this is Russell. Yeah, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Told me that he was on the other far. I
Speaker 1: didn't want anything to do with it. I have a
Speaker 1: bad memory of such a bad memory. What are you
Speaker 1: talking about? Nuclear weapons? Russell? You said that you worked
Speaker 1: with nuclear weapons. I heard the words come out of
Speaker 1: your mouth. Wait, wait, back up for a second. I
Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about nuclear weapons. Where'd you
Speaker 1: get this idea from you? You said it, I work
Speaker 1: for a marketing company. What are you talking about? What?
Speaker 1: You work for a marketing company and you guys sell nukes.
Speaker 1: That's an intense marketing plan. Either you guys had a
Speaker 1: really big miscommunication or you're doing something on the side
Speaker 1: that you're not coming clean about right now, Russell, I
Speaker 1: work for a it's basically a PR company. We go
Speaker 1: around and we shop to companies and you know, to
Speaker 1: expand their markets whatever they do. That's a complete and
Speaker 1: total eye You were changing your story. You're making it
Speaker 1: sound because we're talking to these people. But I heard you.
Speaker 1: The words came out of your mouth. You work for
Speaker 1: this company. It's like nuclear ideas, you take them places.
Speaker 1: I don't know all the small, little tiny details about it.
Speaker 1: All I need to know is that you work with
Speaker 1: nuclear things, okay, and that that is not okay with me.
Speaker 1: What this is a huge misunderstanding. The name of my
Speaker 1: company is called New Clear Ideas were Clear. Wait did
Speaker 1: you say nuclear like as in brand new and not vague. Yes, exactly,
Speaker 1: all my god, clear, Dana. Are you still there? Yes?
Speaker 1: Did you did you hear that? Yes? I heard him again.
Speaker 1: He said nuclear. Wait. Do you not believe him? It's
Speaker 1: new clear ideas. Yes, nuclear ideas. No. No, no, like
Speaker 1: you buy a brand new car and the water is
Speaker 1: so clear. Yes, Dana, it's it's not nuclear as in
Speaker 1: as in bombs. It's new clear ideas. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you proposed new ideas that are clear the companies. Oh god,
Speaker 1: So you don't work with bombs. No, not in the slightest.
Speaker 1: I agree with you. I don't like I don't like war.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't support that. I don't do anything
Speaker 1: involved with that at all. Oh my god, Dana, what
Speaker 1: are you feeling right now? I feel like I feel
Speaker 1: like he needs to like pronounce his words better, I
Speaker 1: think him. I feel like you probably should have known
Speaker 1: he wasn't talking about bombs based on subject matter. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Oh, I feel so sheepish. You were so
Speaker 1: fired up? Are you sure, Russell? You really don't work
Speaker 1: with war stuff. I don't work with war stuff, Dana.
Speaker 1: I'm oh my god, I feel so stupid right now. Okay, Dana,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out with Russell on a
Speaker 1: second We will pay for it now that you know
Speaker 1: he's not making nuclear bombs in his basement or whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that was the only thing. I mean, it
Speaker 1: was a pretty big thing, except it's not real. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think nuclear bombs. Salesman's are really like a
Speaker 1: not a profession. Yeah, I mean when he said it,
Speaker 1: I God, I knew it's sounded stupid, but I should
Speaker 1: I should have asked our questions, but I just like
Speaker 1: jumped to a conclusion and nah, okay, so Russell, you
Speaker 1: want to go on another date with her? You know
Speaker 1: what in the beginning of all this, I would have
Speaker 1: said yes, But um, you know, you learn a lot
Speaker 1: about someone on a first date, and I've learned even
Speaker 1: more after this experience about her temperament and communication skills.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's a good idea. So you've got
Speaker 1: you a second date and now you're turning it down
Speaker 1: after this? Yeah, now that's the then I didn't expect.
Speaker 1: Why are you doing after all that? It was just
Speaker 1: the overreaction was was fierce. Oh wait a minute, it
Speaker 1: was clearly a mistake. Lucy. We we can be friends.
Speaker 1: But I just don't think it's a good idea for
Speaker 1: me to be matched up with you on a romantic level.
Speaker 1: I just don't see it. Wow. Um okay, yeah, awkward ending,
Speaker 1: isn't it what you say? Dana? Thank you for your time. Hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess, I guess mistakes happened. But uh well yea, alright, alright, well, alright, no,
Speaker 1: that's fine, Russell. Way to bring the mood down though,
Speaker 1: broken Jewil in the Morning Text eight It says Russell
Speaker 1: dodgs the bullet correction. He dodged a nuclear bomb sproken
Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning. Talking about the second date update.
Speaker 1: If you missed it, This dude Russell wanted to call Dana.
Speaker 1: They went out on a date. Everything seemed fine. After
Speaker 1: the date, though, she texted him and said, never contact
Speaker 1: me again. So of course he did the right thing,
Speaker 1: had us contact her for a second date update. But
Speaker 1: we got to the bottom of the problem. She is
Speaker 1: against war and all things war, and she thought Russell
Speaker 1: was somebody who sold nuclear weapons. But Russell works for
Speaker 1: a company called New Clear Ideas, and she heard nuclear
Speaker 1: ideas and that's why she said never contact me, because
Speaker 1: she thought he was some sort of international arms dealer
Speaker 1: or something I could see where the name sounds like nuclear.
Speaker 1: I get that. Yeah, but why wouldn't you have a
Speaker 1: further conversation. I mean, if someone told you that they
Speaker 1: were dealing with nuclear bombs, I'd have all sorts of questions.
Speaker 1: I definitely more about that. I'd be like, whoa, I've
Speaker 1: never somebody who goes door to door and sells nuclear
Speaker 1: problems before. In the end, Russell decided not to go
Speaker 1: out with her because he thought that was kind of
Speaker 1: weird that she didn't realize it was nuclear and not nuclear,
Speaker 1: and the way that she reacted saying, never contact me again.
Speaker 1: I think it was all upset. He decided not to
Speaker 1: go out with her again. Jump to conclusion was a
Speaker 1: little bit much, Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. Remember, if
Speaker 1: you want to do a second date update, I'll have
Speaker 1: to do his email of the show and we will
Speaker 1: call the person who didn't call you back.