WEBVTT - #10 Second Date Update of 2025: Give Him The Golden

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<v Speaker 1>It's here.

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<v Speaker 2>We made it top ten second Dates of twenty twenty five,

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<v Speaker 2>and you know, you know it's a big deal.

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<v Speaker 1>If Jeffrey came into the studio for the intro.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, yeah, I'm getting paid extra to do this, right, No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, yeah, okay, yeah, you're contractually obligated to be

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<v Speaker 2>here with us and have fun. So we're counting down

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<v Speaker 2>top ten and we're at number ten today.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all right. We'll put half effort into telling you

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<v Speaker 3>what are you willing to do for someone before a

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<v Speaker 3>first date? You willing to clean your apartment? Maybe buy

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<v Speaker 3>a new outfit. I'll break up with your husband. Perhaps,

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<v Speaker 3>oh Brooke would get that last one some major consideration.

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<v Speaker 3>But today one of our listeners made a big ask,

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<v Speaker 3>a request we'd never heard before, telling a guy if

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<v Speaker 3>he wanted any shot of going out with her, he'd

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<v Speaker 3>have to do this first. Oh my god, and we

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<v Speaker 3>could not believe he actually went through with it. You're

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<v Speaker 3>going to hear it in your number ten second Date

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<v Speaker 3>update of the year, Enjoy Second Date up Dated. Is

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<v Speaker 3>it okay to request something on a first date?

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<v Speaker 1>What like a restaurant you like or like.

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<v Speaker 3>Some girls may want to request you pay for the

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<v Speaker 3>Uber home or guys might request that you split the

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<v Speaker 3>bill with them, Okay, I always request complete and total anonymity.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why I wear a Lucha Libre mask when I

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<v Speaker 3>meet them at the gas station because I will not

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<v Speaker 3>be sharing my real identity with you, and you have

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<v Speaker 3>to be okay with you, mysterio.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you really need to change up that mask because everybody.

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<v Speaker 4>Knows it now.

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<v Speaker 3>The thing is with everybody, everybody has their thing. And

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<v Speaker 3>our listener Natella not Natella Natella. So she has a

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<v Speaker 3>request in her dating profile and isn't sure if maybe

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<v Speaker 3>it caused a problem with her getting another hangout. So

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<v Speaker 3>let's welcome to the show. Natella.

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<v Speaker 5>Hi, guys, it.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it was in your dating profile, it'd be hard

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<v Speaker 2>to get the first hangout, not a second.

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<v Speaker 3>One literally spelled out.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, yeah, there's a part there that you can put

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<v Speaker 4>your voice prompt and you can record your answers.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, instead of just like typing it out, they can

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<v Speaker 3>actually hear what you sound like the time.

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<v Speaker 1>They're bad.

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<v Speaker 3>But I'm sure that's not the case with not to

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure not.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, you guys, tell me the prompt. It says

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<v Speaker 4>all I ask, is that you And then my answer

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<v Speaker 4>is all I ask is that you don't have a beard.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't have a beard, no beard, a beard.

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<v Speaker 3>Why even if a guy did have a beard to

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<v Speaker 3>be liked you, is there a reason? It's very specific.

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<v Speaker 4>I just don't like the beard. I mean kissing a

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<v Speaker 4>guy with the beard that's done it before.

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<v Speaker 6>And Jeff is literally playing with his beard as he's

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<v Speaker 6>talking to and just stop to my roommate right now

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<v Speaker 6>has a like a breakout from making out the guy

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<v Speaker 6>with a beard. How hard does she push against somebody's face?

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<v Speaker 3>It's not good. Okay, So you don't like being stabbed

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<v Speaker 3>in the mouth with somebody's facial hair?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, super uncomfortable. It's not something I'm into. So you know,

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<v Speaker 4>I asked that the guy who responded please, don't have

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<v Speaker 4>a beard, and of course the guy who responded has

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<v Speaker 4>a beard.

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<v Speaker 3>And it goes to show we don't always read. We

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<v Speaker 3>just say she's wait.

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<v Speaker 2>That's on you then to not go out with them

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<v Speaker 2>if you don't like the beard, because you can see

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<v Speaker 2>his picture right.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but I did ask him if he wanted to

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<v Speaker 4>go out with me, if he could shave it off,

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<v Speaker 4>and he actually shaved it off.

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<v Speaker 5>Wo wow.

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<v Speaker 3>When I brought that up, I was kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>Most guys takes forever to grow a beard.

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<v Speaker 3>So that was the request that you made of him

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<v Speaker 3>before your date started, is you cannot have a beard

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<v Speaker 3>when we meet up. And he actually did it.

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<v Speaker 5>He did.

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<v Speaker 3>Were you able to recognize him? You know, what's his name?

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<v Speaker 4>Michael?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 4>I was actually pretty impressed that he even did it.

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<v Speaker 3>Know, women use don't get to say over a man's

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<v Speaker 3>entire like look and appearance and wardrobe until like a

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<v Speaker 3>year or two into the relationship earlier.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, do it a little bit more subtly than

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<v Speaker 1>you realized. Then finally a year later, you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, wait, everything's changed, everybody now.

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<v Speaker 3>The fact that he did that before the date even started,

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<v Speaker 3>that that speaks a.

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<v Speaker 1>Lot right for him liking you.

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<v Speaker 3>So what else happened on the day?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, So we continue to talk about my profile because

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<v Speaker 4>he did mention another part that I have on there,

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<v Speaker 4>and what it says is dating me is like having

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<v Speaker 4>a human version of a Golden Retriever. I'm always happy

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<v Speaker 4>to see you. I will smother you with attention and affection,

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<v Speaker 4>and once in a while I nimble.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, so I guess a lot of the date

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<v Speaker 3>was talking about your dating profile.

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<v Speaker 2>Then.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, we did talk a lot about my profile,

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<v Speaker 4>and he didn't really get to see a lot of

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<v Speaker 4>pictures of me because you're allowed to put six pictures,

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<v Speaker 4>and I actually ended up putting five of the same

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<v Speaker 4>exact picture.

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<v Speaker 1>I would think if.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw that on a dating map, I'd be like, Oh, why.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you do that?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, guys do like a little mystery. Sometimes girls say

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<v Speaker 4>a little too much on their profiles.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so did he concliment you on how you looked

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<v Speaker 2>when he met you?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he said he really liked my dress and he

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<v Speaker 4>was really impressed with how long my hair was. I

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<v Speaker 4>guess you couldn't tell.

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<v Speaker 5>Him that it was one picture.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, please tell me you were the same output from

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<v Speaker 3>that picture. Well, he just shaved his beard, so hair

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<v Speaker 3>length is very top of He's like, so long, you

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<v Speaker 3>got to keep yours off. Just take forever to grow that. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Aside from all the physical stuff that we've been talking about,

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<v Speaker 3>did you have a good personal connection with Michael? Like,

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<v Speaker 3>what did you guys actually do?

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<v Speaker 4>So? Yeah, we went to grabbed some wine at this

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<v Speaker 4>really nice spot I know about and we talked about

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<v Speaker 4>paddle boarding and pharmacies. Pharmacies, we talked about our favorite ones,

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<v Speaker 4>because not all of them are nice.

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<v Speaker 1>That's true, you know that's true. The one by my house,

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<v Speaker 1>the shelves were literally empty. It's so weird this place.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really weird, Like it's more of a conversation starter

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<v Speaker 1>than people.

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<v Speaker 3>All the guys are buying up all the shaving equipment

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<v Speaker 3>so there's nothing less so that they can go out

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<v Speaker 3>with Mattella here. I'm surprised he's not calling you back

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<v Speaker 3>because most of our pharmacy centric dates that we've had

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<v Speaker 3>before on the show, they always work out.

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<v Speaker 4>It is.

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<v Speaker 3>So, how did you and Michael leave it?

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<v Speaker 5>Well?

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<v Speaker 4>I asked him. I said, hey, like you don't want

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<v Speaker 4>to let me give you my Golden Retriever a little nibble?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what you meant when I.

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<v Speaker 4>Brought my nose on his cheek and he didn't like it?

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<v Speaker 3>He didn't like, What what's wrong with this guy?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you really do that? I thought she was joking?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I asked him. I said, do you want me

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<v Speaker 4>to give you the Golden Retriever? And I thought you

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<v Speaker 4>would like it? But he didn't. Think he was cute

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<v Speaker 4>at all, I shared him.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess you were like trying to do an inside

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<v Speaker 1>joke thing. It just fell yeah, untunately. Was that the

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<v Speaker 1>only like awkward moment.

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<v Speaker 4>Not that I could think of, but there could have been.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, let's see what he has to say when we

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<v Speaker 3>call him. I don't know if he's going to pick up,

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<v Speaker 3>but if he does, we're going to ask him some

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<v Speaker 3>very important questions.

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<v Speaker 1>A golden Retriever, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I kind of like I can't do a golden

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<v Speaker 3>Retriever though in my Lucha libri masks, so I have

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<v Speaker 3>to figure out a different golden Retriever move I can roll.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's figure that out when we come back and call

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<v Speaker 3>Michael for your second date update right after this second

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<v Speaker 3>date update. It's the question every man is dying to

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<v Speaker 3>hear at the end of a first date. So you

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<v Speaker 3>want me to give you the Golden Retriever and she

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<v Speaker 3>rubs her wet nose all over your son.

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<v Speaker 1>But I wanted to get labbordoodledead.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's what our listener Natella actually did on her

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<v Speaker 3>first date with a guy named Michael. It was supposed

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<v Speaker 3>to be like a playful, humorous thing because in her

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<v Speaker 3>dating profile, she describes herself as a human Golden Retriever.

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<v Speaker 1>And I mean, when you said it like that, it

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<v Speaker 1>sounds funny. It sounds like a funny moment.

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<v Speaker 4>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>It kind of sucks that he didn't take it very well.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't know. The nose rubbed move could be the

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<v Speaker 3>reason Michael's been a little avoidant. But Brooke, you're usually

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<v Speaker 3>rubbing stuff in the first five minutes of meeting your guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Is there anything else stand out to you?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it could honestly be that you only put

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<v Speaker 2>one picture up on your hinge.

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<v Speaker 1>Account and so I mean it could backfire. Yeah, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you just weren't what he was expecting.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he's expecting a black lab and got a Golden Retriever.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you think of that, Natella, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I really scared him a little bit with

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<v Speaker 4>my nose kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I think that that should be fine. I think

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<v Speaker 1>if you would go, actually you would never mind.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, maybe he just doesn't have a good sense

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<v Speaker 2>of humor and then you don't want to date him, and.

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<v Speaker 3>It would be like what, you're a dog.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a wall.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe he has intimacy issues, and that was too fast.

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<v Speaker 3>But it doesn't kiss till the third date. It went

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit quick.

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<v Speaker 1>There are guys that do not get there's nose rubbing it.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe in his mind it's like a.

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<v Speaker 1>Bunt to me. And so if we're going to do

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<v Speaker 1>a baseball I.

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<v Speaker 3>Think it's weird. Everybody has different standards when it comes

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<v Speaker 3>to physical touch and intimacy. So let's call him. We'll

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<v Speaker 3>see if he answers and will pick his brain a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit. Okay, and I don't mean that sexually brooked,

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<v Speaker 3>So get there, all right? Here we go.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, is this Michael Yeah speaking? Hey man. My name

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<v Speaker 3>is Jeff from a radio show called Brook and Jeff

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<v Speaker 3>Free in the Morning, and the whole show is here.

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<v Speaker 1>What's good morning. We heard a little bit about a

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<v Speaker 1>date you went on.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh uh, this is kind of weird.

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<v Speaker 3>Brooke coming on a little bit strong, already scaring him.

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<v Speaker 3>We heard about your dating life, so we hunted you down.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're supposed to say how are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like normal people. But look, Michael, we're doing a

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<v Speaker 3>segment on our show. It's called a second date Update.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if you've ever heard of that. Before.

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<v Speaker 5>Actually I think I have heard of that, but like

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<v Speaker 5>a podcast or something.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, really popular.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a good podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Well if you know who's doing that podcast, let us

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<v Speaker 3>know so we can do a see some desist because that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Not ok yeah, probably talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>Our one point. Okay, but I'm calling you because one

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<v Speaker 3>of our listeners said that she went out on a

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<v Speaker 3>date with you and hasn't had a follow up since then,

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<v Speaker 3>and she's kind of bummed about it. Wants to know

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<v Speaker 3>if there's a reason I'm talking about Natella.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh okay, I see where this is gone.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, remember it's going to where you explain why

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<v Speaker 2>you haven't called her hopefully.

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<v Speaker 5>Well look, I'm not sure much she told you guys,

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<v Speaker 5>but it got a little weird.

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<v Speaker 3>The dog thing what yeah? What what about? It was

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<v Speaker 3>weird to you because when we heard it, it all

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<v Speaker 3>sounded very very normal, and there was some humor mixed in.

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<v Speaker 5>Like I said, I just heard someone say about the

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<v Speaker 5>dog thing, so very a little bit of I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean she told us that she likes to

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<v Speaker 3>joke about herself as being like a human version of

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<v Speaker 3>a Golden retriever.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, because she.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't be.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you guys have no idea we're talking about the

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<v Speaker 5>Golden Retrievers in general, because it was on a profile

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<v Speaker 5>and out of nowhere. She puts her nose on the

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<v Speaker 5>edge of her wine glass and starts lapping her wine

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<v Speaker 5>like like if it was like a dog.

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<v Speaker 2>She was putting her tongue in the wine, reached the

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<v Speaker 2>wine in the glass if they filled it a good bill.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's a nice bar.

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<v Speaker 5>There's more though, So after that, I was already a

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<v Speaker 5>little weirded out, and she's like, I want to play

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<v Speaker 5>a game, So I was like, sure, why not. She's like,

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<v Speaker 5>you have to guess how much I like you, and

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<v Speaker 5>she starts panting, like panting like a dog.

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<v Speaker 2>And that was the indicator of how much she liked you,

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<v Speaker 2>is how much she was panting.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not sure what the answer was, but she just

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<v Speaker 5>like panted harder, so I don't know, maybe that means

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<v Speaker 5>she liked me more.

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<v Speaker 3>It was her tail wagging too behind her, like I

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<v Speaker 3>don't understand, Like how far did this Golden Retriever joke go?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, there was another weird part, which was basically, she

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<v Speaker 5>like put her wet nose into my cheek and I

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<v Speaker 5>don't even know how it knows got wet.

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<v Speaker 3>See that that was the part that we had heard,

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<v Speaker 3>and we thought it was good.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good though, because the wet nose, it does indicate

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<v Speaker 1>she's healthy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, she's in good health.

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<v Speaker 1>She told us that she knew that was a regrettable

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<v Speaker 1>moment for her.

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<v Speaker 5>I thought she was going to pull out a leash.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so she took the golden retriever joke a little

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<v Speaker 3>bit too far. But the I don't think that should

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<v Speaker 3>take away from the connection that you guys had because well,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, yeah, I was she a good girl. She

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<v Speaker 3>said that she liked him. I can't hear her painting

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<v Speaker 3>on the other line, so I don't know how much exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>But she is waiting to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I forgot to tell you. She's listening on the

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<v Speaker 3>other on the other phone. Now tell her, are you there?

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<v Speaker 4>Hi?

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<v Speaker 3>Coming in pretty normal?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I bet you're a little embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 4>She doesn't have.

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<v Speaker 3>Ntella. He was saying that you maybe took the Golden

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<v Speaker 3>retriever stuff a little bit too far for his liking.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but he also didn't tell you that we had

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<v Speaker 4>a really good connection, Like we talked about paddleboarding a lot.

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<v Speaker 4>And remember our conversation about the pharmacies, Michael, it's that great.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I mean, look, there was good parts of our

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<v Speaker 5>conversation him. It's just other parts were like significantly weirder.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what you thought was weird. I'm guessing

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<v Speaker 4>from what I'm listening is that you thought the doc

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<v Speaker 4>thing was weird. But you have to understand, Like where

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<v Speaker 4>I'm coming from, Golden Retrievers they're like sweet and they're loyal,

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<v Speaker 4>and you know they're playful.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody ever says I look at that hot gold Retriever.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, we'll think about this like, you can't have

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<v Speaker 4>a Golden Retriever without the girl. You can't have a

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<v Speaker 4>girl without the Golden Retriever.

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<v Speaker 5>You see.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you saying that you're always a dog?

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<v Speaker 4>It's my profile, Michael, It's what it says on there.

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<v Speaker 3>I have to live it up memory profile.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're not willing to back down on the dog stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>I wouldn't even know how to back down. I am

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<v Speaker 4>a Golden Retriever, That's who I am.

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<v Speaker 3>She's learned SI stay, but not back down as one

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<v Speaker 3>of the commands yet. So okay, the kind of see

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<v Speaker 3>would more than she takes. She takes it very very seriously.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's like kind convenient. It's like a girlfriend and

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<v Speaker 1>a pet all wrapped up in one.

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<v Speaker 3>You can eat peanut butter together on the couch. Is

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<v Speaker 3>that something that would be appealing to you, Michael in

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<v Speaker 3>a relationship, because if it is, we would offer to

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<v Speaker 3>pay for another date with Natella? Or actually, maybe I

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<v Speaker 3>should ask her first, Natilla, is that something that you'd

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<v Speaker 3>be up for?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>I would, Jesus girl, that is not public? Do we

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<v Speaker 1>have a gift cardoon? What's going where you can bring your.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow?

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<v Speaker 3>Natella, are you a furry? Do you do that?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm very well groomed.

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<v Speaker 5>If you're asking, that's.

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<v Speaker 3>The question, but I'm afraid to ask you anything else.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll pay for this like pen control right now. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>we will funds this new date if you want to

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<v Speaker 3>do it. Michael, would you care to bark back your

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<v Speaker 3>approval to her?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, guys, I guess be really honest. I don't know

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<v Speaker 5>if our weirds are matching up.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's a good way to put it.

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<v Speaker 1>Alexis gets you.

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<v Speaker 3>That's just gonna make her want to chase after him

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<v Speaker 3>even more.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, Michael, I'm like so turned on right now. Oh God, because.

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<v Speaker 3>I think we all got a guess plan Mattell. I

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<v Speaker 3>think it's a no this time.

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<v Speaker 4>It might be a no right now, but wait till

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<v Speaker 4>he sees me tomorrow, it's gonna be a yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Tomorrow. Was gonna have a newspaper in her mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, they say that there's somebody out there for everyone,

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<v Speaker 3>and this call just makes me wonder.

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<v Speaker 5>Is there.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, are you sure?

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<v Speaker 3>Because I'm scared for what guy matches perfectly with that?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh there's a dogcatcher out there. That was strange.

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<v Speaker 2>Ya, Like, I don't want to be a judge because

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<v Speaker 2>everybody's into their own things and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's just like, maybe you stick within that community.

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<v Speaker 2>That's also I think the same You may date within

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<v Speaker 2>the community that understands what.

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<v Speaker 3>You like behaving like a dog most of the time. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I just know I've never recoiled more than when she

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<v Speaker 3>said I'm well groomed if that's what you're I know,

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<v Speaker 3>not even close to the question that I was asking.

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<v Speaker 1>It's something I could never actually say.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I love you want him to be into it

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<v Speaker 3>because I want to hear an argument between them when

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<v Speaker 3>they start growling at each other. Oh God, it calls

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<v Speaker 3>like these that made me think God is going to

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<v Speaker 3>do another biblical flood soon and start the human race

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<v Speaker 3>over from scratch. We're getting to that point just about

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<v Speaker 3>the dogs, so we're right.

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<v Speaker 1>Which was a dog.

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<v Speaker 3>But you know, if you ever want some help with

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<v Speaker 3>your dating life, with your love situation, email the show.

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<v Speaker 3>We can call that person who's not calling you back

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<v Speaker 3>and go check out all of our second dates. They're

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<v Speaker 3>up on podcasts where you get yours. A Brook and

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<v Speaker 3>Jeffrey