Speaker 1: It's here.
Speaker 2: We made it top ten second Dates of twenty twenty five,
Speaker 2: and you know, you know it's a big deal.
Speaker 1: If Jeffrey came into the studio for the intro.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm getting paid extra to do this, right, No?
Speaker 2: No, no, yeah, okay, yeah, you're contractually obligated to be
Speaker 2: here with us and have fun. So we're counting down
Speaker 2: top ten and we're at number ten today.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right. We'll put half effort into telling you
Speaker 3: what are you willing to do for someone before a
Speaker 3: first date? You willing to clean your apartment? Maybe buy
Speaker 3: a new outfit. I'll break up with your husband. Perhaps,
Speaker 3: oh Brooke would get that last one some major consideration.
Speaker 3: But today one of our listeners made a big ask,
Speaker 3: a request we'd never heard before, telling a guy if
Speaker 3: he wanted any shot of going out with her, he'd
Speaker 3: have to do this first. Oh my god, and we
Speaker 3: could not believe he actually went through with it. You're
Speaker 3: going to hear it in your number ten second Date
Speaker 3: update of the year, Enjoy Second Date up Dated. Is
Speaker 3: it okay to request something on a first date?
Speaker 1: What like a restaurant you like or like.
Speaker 3: Some girls may want to request you pay for the
Speaker 3: Uber home or guys might request that you split the
Speaker 3: bill with them, Okay, I always request complete and total anonymity.
Speaker 3: That's why I wear a Lucha Libre mask when I
Speaker 3: meet them at the gas station because I will not
Speaker 3: be sharing my real identity with you, and you have
Speaker 3: to be okay with you, mysterio.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you really need to change up that mask because everybody.
Speaker 4: Knows it now.
Speaker 3: The thing is with everybody, everybody has their thing. And
Speaker 3: our listener Natella not Natella Natella. So she has a
Speaker 3: request in her dating profile and isn't sure if maybe
Speaker 3: it caused a problem with her getting another hangout. So
Speaker 3: let's welcome to the show. Natella.
Speaker 5: Hi, guys, it.
Speaker 2: Like it was in your dating profile, it'd be hard
Speaker 2: to get the first hangout, not a second.
Speaker 3: One literally spelled out.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, there's a part there that you can put
Speaker 4: your voice prompt and you can record your answers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, instead of just like typing it out, they can
Speaker 3: actually hear what you sound like the time.
Speaker 1: They're bad.
Speaker 3: But I'm sure that's not the case with not to
Speaker 3: I'm sure not.
Speaker 4: I mean, you guys, tell me the prompt. It says
Speaker 4: all I ask, is that you And then my answer
Speaker 4: is all I ask is that you don't have a beard.
Speaker 1: Don't have a beard, no beard, a beard.
Speaker 3: Why even if a guy did have a beard to
Speaker 3: be liked you, is there a reason? It's very specific.
Speaker 4: I just don't like the beard. I mean kissing a
Speaker 4: guy with the beard that's done it before.
Speaker 6: And Jeff is literally playing with his beard as he's
Speaker 6: talking to and just stop to my roommate right now
Speaker 6: has a like a breakout from making out the guy
Speaker 6: with a beard. How hard does she push against somebody's face?
Speaker 3: It's not good. Okay, So you don't like being stabbed
Speaker 3: in the mouth with somebody's facial hair?
Speaker 4: Okay, super uncomfortable. It's not something I'm into. So you know,
Speaker 4: I asked that the guy who responded please, don't have
Speaker 4: a beard, and of course the guy who responded has
Speaker 4: a beard.
Speaker 3: And it goes to show we don't always read. We
Speaker 3: just say she's wait.
Speaker 2: That's on you then to not go out with them
Speaker 2: if you don't like the beard, because you can see
Speaker 2: his picture right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I did ask him if he wanted to
Speaker 4: go out with me, if he could shave it off,
Speaker 4: and he actually shaved it off.
Speaker 5: Wo wow.
Speaker 3: When I brought that up, I was kidding.
Speaker 1: Most guys takes forever to grow a beard.
Speaker 3: So that was the request that you made of him
Speaker 3: before your date started, is you cannot have a beard
Speaker 3: when we meet up. And he actually did it.
Speaker 5: He did.
Speaker 3: Were you able to recognize him? You know, what's his name?
Speaker 4: Michael?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: I was actually pretty impressed that he even did it.
Speaker 3: Know, women use don't get to say over a man's
Speaker 3: entire like look and appearance and wardrobe until like a
Speaker 3: year or two into the relationship earlier.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, do it a little bit more subtly than
Speaker 1: you realized. Then finally a year later, you're.
Speaker 2: Like, wait, everything's changed, everybody now.
Speaker 3: The fact that he did that before the date even started,
Speaker 3: that that speaks a.
Speaker 1: Lot right for him liking you.
Speaker 3: So what else happened on the day?
Speaker 4: Yes, So we continue to talk about my profile because
Speaker 4: he did mention another part that I have on there,
Speaker 4: and what it says is dating me is like having
Speaker 4: a human version of a Golden Retriever. I'm always happy
Speaker 4: to see you. I will smother you with attention and affection,
Speaker 4: and once in a while I nimble.
Speaker 3: All right, so I guess a lot of the date
Speaker 3: was talking about your dating profile.
Speaker 2: Then.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we did talk a lot about my profile,
Speaker 4: and he didn't really get to see a lot of
Speaker 4: pictures of me because you're allowed to put six pictures,
Speaker 4: and I actually ended up putting five of the same
Speaker 4: exact picture.
Speaker 1: I would think if.
Speaker 2: I saw that on a dating map, I'd be like, Oh, why.
Speaker 1: Do you do that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, guys do like a little mystery. Sometimes girls say
Speaker 4: a little too much on their profiles.
Speaker 2: Okay, so did he concliment you on how you looked
Speaker 2: when he met you?
Speaker 4: Yeah, he said he really liked my dress and he
Speaker 4: was really impressed with how long my hair was. I
Speaker 4: guess you couldn't tell.
Speaker 5: Him that it was one picture.
Speaker 3: Okay, please tell me you were the same output from
Speaker 3: that picture. Well, he just shaved his beard, so hair
Speaker 3: length is very top of He's like, so long, you
Speaker 3: got to keep yours off. Just take forever to grow that. Okay.
Speaker 3: Aside from all the physical stuff that we've been talking about,
Speaker 3: did you have a good personal connection with Michael? Like,
Speaker 3: what did you guys actually do?
Speaker 4: So? Yeah, we went to grabbed some wine at this
Speaker 4: really nice spot I know about and we talked about
Speaker 4: paddle boarding and pharmacies. Pharmacies, we talked about our favorite ones,
Speaker 4: because not all of them are nice.
Speaker 1: That's true, you know that's true. The one by my house,
Speaker 1: the shelves were literally empty. It's so weird this place.
Speaker 1: It's really weird, Like it's more of a conversation starter
Speaker 1: than people.
Speaker 3: All the guys are buying up all the shaving equipment
Speaker 3: so there's nothing less so that they can go out
Speaker 3: with Mattella here. I'm surprised he's not calling you back
Speaker 3: because most of our pharmacy centric dates that we've had
Speaker 3: before on the show, they always work out.
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 3: So, how did you and Michael leave it?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 4: I asked him. I said, hey, like you don't want
Speaker 4: to let me give you my Golden Retriever a little nibble?
Speaker 1: Is that what you meant when I.
Speaker 4: Brought my nose on his cheek and he didn't like it?
Speaker 3: He didn't like, What what's wrong with this guy?
Speaker 1: Did you really do that? I thought she was joking?
Speaker 4: Well, I asked him. I said, do you want me
Speaker 4: to give you the Golden Retriever? And I thought you
Speaker 4: would like it? But he didn't. Think he was cute
Speaker 4: at all, I shared him.
Speaker 1: I guess you were like trying to do an inside
Speaker 1: joke thing. It just fell yeah, untunately. Was that the
Speaker 1: only like awkward moment.
Speaker 4: Not that I could think of, but there could have been.
Speaker 3: Well, let's see what he has to say when we
Speaker 3: call him. I don't know if he's going to pick up,
Speaker 3: but if he does, we're going to ask him some
Speaker 3: very important questions.
Speaker 1: A golden Retriever, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I kind of like I can't do a golden
Speaker 3: Retriever though in my Lucha libri masks, so I have
Speaker 3: to figure out a different golden Retriever move I can roll.
Speaker 3: Let's figure that out when we come back and call
Speaker 3: Michael for your second date update right after this second
Speaker 3: date update. It's the question every man is dying to
Speaker 3: hear at the end of a first date. So you
Speaker 3: want me to give you the Golden Retriever and she
Speaker 3: rubs her wet nose all over your son.
Speaker 1: But I wanted to get labbordoodledead.
Speaker 3: But that's what our listener Natella actually did on her
Speaker 3: first date with a guy named Michael. It was supposed
Speaker 3: to be like a playful, humorous thing because in her
Speaker 3: dating profile, she describes herself as a human Golden Retriever.
Speaker 1: And I mean, when you said it like that, it
Speaker 1: sounds funny. It sounds like a funny moment.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: It kind of sucks that he didn't take it very well.
Speaker 3: We don't know. The nose rubbed move could be the
Speaker 3: reason Michael's been a little avoidant. But Brooke, you're usually
Speaker 3: rubbing stuff in the first five minutes of meeting your guy.
Speaker 3: Is there anything else stand out to you?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, it could honestly be that you only put
Speaker 2: one picture up on your hinge.
Speaker 1: Account and so I mean it could backfire. Yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: you just weren't what he was expecting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's expecting a black lab and got a Golden Retriever.
Speaker 3: What do you think of that, Natella, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think I really scared him a little bit with
Speaker 4: my nose kids.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think that that should be fine. I think
Speaker 1: if you would go, actually you would never mind.
Speaker 2: I mean, maybe he just doesn't have a good sense
Speaker 2: of humor and then you don't want to date him, and.
Speaker 3: It would be like what, you're a dog.
Speaker 4: I'm a wall.
Speaker 3: Maybe he has intimacy issues, and that was too fast.
Speaker 3: But it doesn't kiss till the third date. It went
Speaker 3: a little bit quick.
Speaker 1: There are guys that do not get there's nose rubbing it.
Speaker 3: Maybe in his mind it's like a.
Speaker 1: Bunt to me. And so if we're going to do
Speaker 1: a baseball I.
Speaker 3: Think it's weird. Everybody has different standards when it comes
Speaker 3: to physical touch and intimacy. So let's call him. We'll
Speaker 3: see if he answers and will pick his brain a
Speaker 3: little bit. Okay, and I don't mean that sexually brooked,
Speaker 3: So get there, all right? Here we go.
Speaker 5: Hello?
Speaker 3: Hey, is this Michael Yeah speaking? Hey man. My name
Speaker 3: is Jeff from a radio show called Brook and Jeff
Speaker 3: Free in the Morning, and the whole show is here.
Speaker 1: What's good morning. We heard a little bit about a
Speaker 1: date you went on.
Speaker 5: Oh uh, this is kind of weird.
Speaker 3: Brooke coming on a little bit strong, already scaring him.
Speaker 3: We heard about your dating life, so we hunted you down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're supposed to say how are you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like normal people. But look, Michael, we're doing a
Speaker 3: segment on our show. It's called a second date Update.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you've ever heard of that. Before.
Speaker 5: Actually I think I have heard of that, but like
Speaker 5: a podcast or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, really popular.
Speaker 1: We have a good podcast.
Speaker 3: Well if you know who's doing that podcast, let us
Speaker 3: know so we can do a see some desist because that's.
Speaker 1: Not ok yeah, probably talking about.
Speaker 3: Our one point. Okay, but I'm calling you because one
Speaker 3: of our listeners said that she went out on a
Speaker 3: date with you and hasn't had a follow up since then,
Speaker 3: and she's kind of bummed about it. Wants to know
Speaker 3: if there's a reason I'm talking about Natella.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, I see where this is gone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, remember it's going to where you explain why
Speaker 2: you haven't called her hopefully.
Speaker 5: Well look, I'm not sure much she told you guys,
Speaker 5: but it got a little weird.
Speaker 3: The dog thing what yeah? What what about? It was
Speaker 3: weird to you because when we heard it, it all
Speaker 3: sounded very very normal, and there was some humor mixed in.
Speaker 5: Like I said, I just heard someone say about the
Speaker 5: dog thing, so very a little bit of I'm sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean she told us that she likes to
Speaker 3: joke about herself as being like a human version of
Speaker 3: a Golden retriever.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, because she.
Speaker 1: Can't be.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys have no idea we're talking about the
Speaker 5: Golden Retrievers in general, because it was on a profile
Speaker 5: and out of nowhere. She puts her nose on the
Speaker 5: edge of her wine glass and starts lapping her wine
Speaker 5: like like if it was like a dog.
Speaker 2: She was putting her tongue in the wine, reached the
Speaker 2: wine in the glass if they filled it a good bill.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's a nice bar.
Speaker 5: There's more though, So after that, I was already a
Speaker 5: little weirded out, and she's like, I want to play
Speaker 5: a game, So I was like, sure, why not. She's like,
Speaker 5: you have to guess how much I like you, and
Speaker 5: she starts panting, like panting like a dog.
Speaker 2: And that was the indicator of how much she liked you,
Speaker 2: is how much she was panting.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure what the answer was, but she just
Speaker 5: like panted harder, so I don't know, maybe that means
Speaker 5: she liked me more.
Speaker 3: It was her tail wagging too behind her, like I
Speaker 3: don't understand, Like how far did this Golden Retriever joke go?
Speaker 5: Well, there was another weird part, which was basically, she
Speaker 5: like put her wet nose into my cheek and I
Speaker 5: don't even know how it knows got wet.
Speaker 3: See that that was the part that we had heard,
Speaker 3: and we thought it was good.
Speaker 1: That's good though, because the wet nose, it does indicate
Speaker 1: she's healthy.
Speaker 3: Yes, she's in good health.
Speaker 1: She told us that she knew that was a regrettable
Speaker 1: moment for her.
Speaker 5: I thought she was going to pull out a leash.
Speaker 3: Okay, so she took the golden retriever joke a little
Speaker 3: bit too far. But the I don't think that should
Speaker 3: take away from the connection that you guys had because well,
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I was she a good girl. She
Speaker 3: said that she liked him. I can't hear her painting
Speaker 3: on the other line, so I don't know how much exactly.
Speaker 3: But she is waiting to talk to you.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: No, I forgot to tell you. She's listening on the
Speaker 3: other on the other phone. Now tell her, are you there?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 3: Coming in pretty normal?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet you're a little embarrassed.
Speaker 4: She doesn't have.
Speaker 3: Ntella. He was saying that you maybe took the Golden
Speaker 3: retriever stuff a little bit too far for his liking.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but he also didn't tell you that we had
Speaker 4: a really good connection, Like we talked about paddleboarding a lot.
Speaker 4: And remember our conversation about the pharmacies, Michael, it's that great.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, look, there was good parts of our
Speaker 5: conversation him. It's just other parts were like significantly weirder.
Speaker 4: I don't know what you thought was weird. I'm guessing
Speaker 4: from what I'm listening is that you thought the doc
Speaker 4: thing was weird. But you have to understand, Like where
Speaker 4: I'm coming from, Golden Retrievers they're like sweet and they're loyal,
Speaker 4: and you know they're playful.
Speaker 1: Nobody ever says I look at that hot gold Retriever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, we'll think about this like, you can't have
Speaker 4: a Golden Retriever without the girl. You can't have a
Speaker 4: girl without the Golden Retriever.
Speaker 5: You see.
Speaker 1: Are you saying that you're always a dog?
Speaker 4: It's my profile, Michael, It's what it says on there.
Speaker 3: I have to live it up memory profile.
Speaker 1: So you're not willing to back down on the dog stuff.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't even know how to back down. I am
Speaker 4: a Golden Retriever, That's who I am.
Speaker 3: She's learned SI stay, but not back down as one
Speaker 3: of the commands yet. So okay, the kind of see
Speaker 3: would more than she takes. She takes it very very seriously.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's like kind convenient. It's like a girlfriend and
Speaker 1: a pet all wrapped up in one.
Speaker 3: You can eat peanut butter together on the couch. Is
Speaker 3: that something that would be appealing to you, Michael in
Speaker 3: a relationship, because if it is, we would offer to
Speaker 3: pay for another date with Natella? Or actually, maybe I
Speaker 3: should ask her first, Natilla, is that something that you'd
Speaker 3: be up for?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: I would, Jesus girl, that is not public? Do we
Speaker 1: have a gift cardoon? What's going where you can bring your.
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 3: Natella, are you a furry? Do you do that?
Speaker 4: I'm very well groomed.
Speaker 5: If you're asking, that's.
Speaker 3: The question, but I'm afraid to ask you anything else.
Speaker 3: We'll pay for this like pen control right now. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we will funds this new date if you want to
Speaker 3: do it. Michael, would you care to bark back your
Speaker 3: approval to her?
Speaker 5: Yes, guys, I guess be really honest. I don't know
Speaker 5: if our weirds are matching up.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's a good way to put it.
Speaker 1: Alexis gets you.
Speaker 3: That's just gonna make her want to chase after him
Speaker 3: even more.
Speaker 4: Hey, Michael, I'm like so turned on right now. Oh God, because.
Speaker 3: I think we all got a guess plan Mattell. I
Speaker 3: think it's a no this time.
Speaker 4: It might be a no right now, but wait till
Speaker 4: he sees me tomorrow, it's gonna be a yes.
Speaker 3: Tomorrow. Was gonna have a newspaper in her mouth.
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Man, they say that there's somebody out there for everyone,
Speaker 3: and this call just makes me wonder.
Speaker 5: Is there.
Speaker 1: I don't know, are you sure?
Speaker 3: Because I'm scared for what guy matches perfectly with that?
Speaker 1: Oh there's a dogcatcher out there. That was strange.
Speaker 2: Ya, Like, I don't want to be a judge because
Speaker 2: everybody's into their own things and stuff.
Speaker 1: But it's just like, maybe you stick within that community.
Speaker 2: That's also I think the same You may date within
Speaker 2: the community that understands what.
Speaker 3: You like behaving like a dog most of the time. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I just know I've never recoiled more than when she
Speaker 3: said I'm well groomed if that's what you're I know,
Speaker 3: not even close to the question that I was asking.
Speaker 1: It's something I could never actually say.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love you want him to be into it
Speaker 3: because I want to hear an argument between them when
Speaker 3: they start growling at each other. Oh God, it calls
Speaker 3: like these that made me think God is going to
Speaker 3: do another biblical flood soon and start the human race
Speaker 3: over from scratch. We're getting to that point just about
Speaker 3: the dogs, so we're right.
Speaker 1: Which was a dog.
Speaker 3: But you know, if you ever want some help with
Speaker 3: your dating life, with your love situation, email the show.
Speaker 3: We can call that person who's not calling you back
Speaker 3: and go check out all of our second dates. They're
Speaker 3: up on podcasts where you get yours. A Brook and
Speaker 3: Jeffrey