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Speaker 2: We made it top ten second Dates of twenty twenty five,

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Speaker 2: and you know, you know it's a big deal.

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Speaker 1: If Jeffrey came into the studio for the intro.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm getting paid extra to do this, right, No?

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Speaker 2: No, no, yeah, okay, yeah, you're contractually obligated to be

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Speaker 2: here with us and have fun. So we're counting down

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Speaker 2: top ten and we're at number ten today.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all right. We'll put half effort into telling you

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Speaker 3: what are you willing to do for someone before a

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Speaker 3: first date? You willing to clean your apartment? Maybe buy

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Speaker 3: a new outfit. I'll break up with your husband. Perhaps,

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Speaker 3: oh Brooke would get that last one some major consideration.

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Speaker 3: But today one of our listeners made a big ask,

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Speaker 3: a request we'd never heard before, telling a guy if

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Speaker 3: have to do this first. Oh my god, and we

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Speaker 3: could not believe he actually went through with it. You're

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Speaker 3: going to hear it in your number ten second Date

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Speaker 3: update of the year, Enjoy Second Date up Dated. Is

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Speaker 3: it okay to request something on a first date?

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Speaker 1: What like a restaurant you like or like.

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Speaker 3: Some girls may want to request you pay for the

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Speaker 3: Uber home or guys might request that you split the

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Speaker 3: bill with them, Okay, I always request complete and total anonymity.

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Speaker 3: That's why I wear a Lucha Libre mask when I

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Speaker 3: meet them at the gas station because I will not

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Speaker 3: be sharing my real identity with you, and you have

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Speaker 3: to be okay with you, mysterio.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you really need to change up that mask because everybody.

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Speaker 4: Knows it now.

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Speaker 3: The thing is with everybody, everybody has their thing. And

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Speaker 3: our listener Natella not Natella Natella. So she has a

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Speaker 3: request in her dating profile and isn't sure if maybe

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Speaker 3: let's welcome to the show. Natella.

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Speaker 5: Hi, guys, it.

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Speaker 2: Like it was in your dating profile, it'd be hard

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Speaker 2: to get the first hangout, not a second.

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Speaker 3: One literally spelled out.

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Speaker 4: Well, yeah, there's a part there that you can put

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Speaker 4: your voice prompt and you can record your answers.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, instead of just like typing it out, they can

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Speaker 3: actually hear what you sound like the time.

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Speaker 1: They're bad.

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Speaker 3: But I'm sure that's not the case with not to

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Speaker 3: I'm sure not.

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Speaker 4: I mean, you guys, tell me the prompt. It says

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Speaker 4: all I ask, is that you And then my answer

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Speaker 4: is all I ask is that you don't have a beard.

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Speaker 1: Don't have a beard, no beard, a beard.

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Speaker 3: Why even if a guy did have a beard to

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Speaker 3: be liked you, is there a reason? It's very specific.

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Speaker 4: I just don't like the beard. I mean kissing a

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Speaker 6: And Jeff is literally playing with his beard as he's

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Speaker 6: talking to and just stop to my roommate right now

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Speaker 3: It's not good. Okay, So you don't like being stabbed

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Speaker 4: Okay, super uncomfortable. It's not something I'm into. So you know,

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Speaker 4: I asked that the guy who responded please, don't have

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Speaker 3: And it goes to show we don't always read. We

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Speaker 2: That's on you then to not go out with them

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but I did ask him if he wanted to

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Speaker 4: and he actually shaved it off.

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Speaker 5: Wo wow.

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Speaker 3: When I brought that up, I was kidding.

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Speaker 1: Most guys takes forever to grow a beard.

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Speaker 3: So that was the request that you made of him

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Speaker 3: Were you able to recognize him? You know, what's his name?

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Speaker 4: Michael?

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Speaker 4: I was actually pretty impressed that he even did it.

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Speaker 3: Know, women use don't get to say over a man's

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, do it a little bit more subtly than

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Speaker 2: Like, wait, everything's changed, everybody now.

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Speaker 3: The fact that he did that before the date even started,

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Speaker 1: Lot right for him liking you.

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Speaker 3: So what else happened on the day?

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Speaker 4: Yes, So we continue to talk about my profile because

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Speaker 4: he did mention another part that I have on there,

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Speaker 4: and what it says is dating me is like having

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Speaker 4: a human version of a Golden Retriever. I'm always happy

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Speaker 3: All right, so I guess a lot of the date

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we did talk a lot about my profile,

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Speaker 1: I would think if.

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Speaker 2: I saw that on a dating map, I'd be like, Oh, why.

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Speaker 1: Do you do that?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, guys do like a little mystery. Sometimes girls say

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Speaker 2: Okay, so did he concliment you on how you looked

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he said he really liked my dress and he

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Speaker 5: Him that it was one picture.

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Speaker 3: Okay, please tell me you were the same output from

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Speaker 3: that picture. Well, he just shaved his beard, so hair

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Speaker 3: length is very top of He's like, so long, you

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Speaker 3: got to keep yours off. Just take forever to grow that. Okay.

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Speaker 3: Aside from all the physical stuff that we've been talking about,

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Speaker 4: So? Yeah, we went to grabbed some wine at this

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Speaker 1: That's true, you know that's true. The one by my house,

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Speaker 1: the shelves were literally empty. It's so weird this place.

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Speaker 1: It's really weird, Like it's more of a conversation starter

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Speaker 3: All the guys are buying up all the shaving equipment

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Speaker 3: so there's nothing less so that they can go out

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Speaker 3: with Mattella here. I'm surprised he's not calling you back

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Speaker 3: because most of our pharmacy centric dates that we've had

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Speaker 4: It is.

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Speaker 3: So, how did you and Michael leave it?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 4: I asked him. I said, hey, like you don't want

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Speaker 4: to let me give you my Golden Retriever a little nibble?

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Speaker 1: Is that what you meant when I.

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Speaker 4: Brought my nose on his cheek and he didn't like it?

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Speaker 3: He didn't like, What what's wrong with this guy?

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Speaker 1: Did you really do that? I thought she was joking?

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Speaker 4: Well, I asked him. I said, do you want me

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Speaker 4: to give you the Golden Retriever? And I thought you

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Speaker 4: would like it? But he didn't. Think he was cute

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Speaker 4: at all, I shared him.

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Speaker 1: I guess you were like trying to do an inside

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Speaker 1: joke thing. It just fell yeah, untunately. Was that the

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Speaker 4: Not that I could think of, but there could have been.

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Speaker 3: Well, let's see what he has to say when we

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Speaker 3: call him. I don't know if he's going to pick up,

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Speaker 1: A golden Retriever, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I kind of like I can't do a golden

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Speaker 3: Retriever though in my Lucha libri masks, so I have

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Speaker 3: to figure out a different golden Retriever move I can roll.

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Speaker 3: Let's figure that out when we come back and call

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Speaker 3: Michael for your second date update right after this second

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Speaker 3: date update. It's the question every man is dying to

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Speaker 3: hear at the end of a first date. So you

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Speaker 3: want me to give you the Golden Retriever and she

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Speaker 3: rubs her wet nose all over your son.

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Speaker 1: But I wanted to get labbordoodledead.

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Speaker 3: But that's what our listener Natella actually did on her

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Speaker 3: first date with a guy named Michael. It was supposed

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Speaker 1: And I mean, when you said it like that, it

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 1: It kind of sucks that he didn't take it very well.

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Speaker 3: We don't know. The nose rubbed move could be the

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Speaker 3: reason Michael's been a little avoidant. But Brooke, you're usually

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it could honestly be that you only put

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Speaker 1: Account and so I mean it could backfire. Yeah, maybe

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Speaker 1: you just weren't what he was expecting.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's expecting a black lab and got a Golden Retriever.

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Speaker 3: What do you think of that, Natella, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I think I really scared him a little bit with

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Speaker 1: Okay, I think that that should be fine. I think

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Speaker 2: I mean, maybe he just doesn't have a good sense

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Speaker 3: It would be like what, you're a dog.

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Speaker 3: Maybe he has intimacy issues, and that was too fast.

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Speaker 3: But it doesn't kiss till the third date. It went

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Speaker 1: There are guys that do not get there's nose rubbing it.

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Speaker 3: Maybe in his mind it's like a.

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Speaker 1: Bunt to me. And so if we're going to do

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Speaker 3: Think it's weird. Everybody has different standards when it comes

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Speaker 3: little bit. Okay, and I don't mean that sexually brooked,

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Speaker 3: So get there, all right? Here we go.

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Speaker 5: Hello?

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Speaker 3: Hey, is this Michael Yeah speaking? Hey man. My name

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Speaker 3: is Jeff from a radio show called Brook and Jeff

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Speaker 3: Free in the Morning, and the whole show is here.

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Speaker 1: What's good morning. We heard a little bit about a

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Speaker 1: date you went on.

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Speaker 5: Oh uh, this is kind of weird.

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Speaker 3: Brooke coming on a little bit strong, already scaring him.

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Speaker 3: We heard about your dating life, so we hunted you down.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're supposed to say how are you?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like normal people. But look, Michael, we're doing a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, really popular.

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Speaker 3: Well if you know who's doing that podcast, let us

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Speaker 3: Our one point. Okay, but I'm calling you because one

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Speaker 5: Oh okay, I see where this is gone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, remember it's going to where you explain why

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Speaker 5: Well look, I'm not sure much she told you guys,

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Speaker 3: The dog thing what yeah? What what about? It was

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Speaker 5: Like I said, I just heard someone say about the

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean she told us that she likes to

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, because she.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys have no idea we're talking about the

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Speaker 2: She was putting her tongue in the wine, reached the

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Speaker 5: There's more though, So after that, I was already a

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Speaker 2: And that was the indicator of how much she liked you,

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Speaker 5: Well, there was another weird part, which was basically, she

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Speaker 3: See that that was the part that we had heard,

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Speaker 1: That's good though, because the wet nose, it does indicate

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Speaker 3: Yes, she's in good health.

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Speaker 1: She told us that she knew that was a regrettable

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Speaker 5: I thought she was going to pull out a leash.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so she took the golden retriever joke a little

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Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I was she a good girl. She

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Speaker 3: But she is waiting to talk to you.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 3: No, I forgot to tell you. She's listening on the

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Speaker 4: Hi?

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Speaker 3: Coming in pretty normal?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet you're a little embarrassed.

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Speaker 4: She doesn't have.

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Speaker 3: Ntella. He was saying that you maybe took the Golden

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but he also didn't tell you that we had

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Speaker 4: And remember our conversation about the pharmacies, Michael, it's that great.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, look, there was good parts of our

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Speaker 4: I don't know what you thought was weird. I'm guessing

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Speaker 4: I'm coming from, Golden Retrievers they're like sweet and they're loyal,

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Speaker 1: Nobody ever says I look at that hot gold Retriever.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, we'll think about this like, you can't have

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Speaker 5: You see.

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Speaker 1: Are you saying that you're always a dog?

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Speaker 4: It's my profile, Michael, It's what it says on there.

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Speaker 3: I have to live it up memory profile.

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Speaker 1: So you're not willing to back down on the dog stuff.

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Speaker 4: I wouldn't even know how to back down. I am

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Speaker 3: She's learned SI stay, but not back down as one

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's like kind convenient. It's like a girlfriend and

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Speaker 3: You can eat peanut butter together on the couch. Is

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Speaker 3: a relationship, because if it is, we would offer to

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Speaker 3: should ask her first, Natilla, is that something that you'd

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 1: I would, Jesus girl, that is not public? Do we

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Speaker 4: Wow?

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Speaker 3: Natella, are you a furry? Do you do that?

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Speaker 4: I'm very well groomed.

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Speaker 5: If you're asking, that's.

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Speaker 3: The question, but I'm afraid to ask you anything else.

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Speaker 3: We'll pay for this like pen control right now. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: we will funds this new date if you want to

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Speaker 3: do it. Michael, would you care to bark back your

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Speaker 5: Yes, guys, I guess be really honest. I don't know

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's a good way to put it.

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Speaker 1: Alexis gets you.

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Speaker 3: That's just gonna make her want to chase after him

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Speaker 4: Hey, Michael, I'm like so turned on right now. Oh God, because.

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Speaker 3: I think we all got a guess plan Mattell. I

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Speaker 4: It might be a no right now, but wait till

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Speaker 3: Tomorrow. Was gonna have a newspaper in her mouth.

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Man, they say that there's somebody out there for everyone,

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Speaker 3: and this call just makes me wonder.

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Speaker 5: Is there.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, are you sure?

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Speaker 3: Because I'm scared for what guy matches perfectly with that?

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Speaker 1: Oh there's a dogcatcher out there. That was strange.

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Speaker 2: Ya, Like, I don't want to be a judge because

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Speaker 1: But it's just like, maybe you stick within that community.

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Speaker 2: That's also I think the same You may date within

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Speaker 3: You like behaving like a dog most of the time. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I just know I've never recoiled more than when she

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Speaker 1: It's something I could never actually say.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I love you want him to be into it

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Speaker 3: over from scratch. We're getting to that point just about

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Speaker 1: Which was a dog.

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Speaker 3: But you know, if you ever want some help with

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Speaker 3: your dating life, with your love situation, email the show.

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Speaker 3: We can call that person who's not calling you back

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Speaker 3: and go check out all of our second dates. They're

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Speaker 3: up on podcasts where you get yours. A Brook and

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