WEBVTT - Curry Goat

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<v Speaker 1>Well, well, well, well, well, nephew, you did it again,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd becky. I'm not I don't understand. I'm gonna say

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<v Speaker 1>he's smart. I'm not saying say he's been doing well

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<v Speaker 1>though he has the nephew. You know, you know, are

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<v Speaker 1>you smarter than nephew Tommy? You know, I'm say, girl,

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<v Speaker 1>the game our favorite game. If you want to, if

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<v Speaker 1>you think you're smarter than Tommy, go online to Steve

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<v Speaker 1>Harvey f M dot cam dot com for your chance

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<v Speaker 1>at one million dollars. You played again tomorrow, Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>Rood and Rich coming off the top of the hour.

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<v Speaker 1>Right about four minutes after, it's today's Strawberry letter. This

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<v Speaker 1>is a good one. Uh subject, So is this what

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<v Speaker 1>we're doing now? Is this what we're doing now? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Then money for all right? The nephews right here with

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<v Speaker 1>today's prank phone call. What you got, King of prank?

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<v Speaker 1>I got Curry goat Curry Good. Say it with me, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>Curry Good. Did a prank about Curry Go Curry Good.

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<v Speaker 1>Curry Good. Say it like that. I got Curry Good. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>called Curry Good. Yeah, Junior Curry Good. Curry Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>Jake Curry Good, run again. Hello, I'm trying to reach

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<v Speaker 1>your um, Mr. Because this Mr, This is Benjamin Dixon.

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<v Speaker 1>Travel is my son. He goes to school with your son. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>uh he went to a birthday party that your son

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<v Speaker 1>had last weekend. Am I right? Yeah? Well listen, I understand. Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a problem with you, Mr. Because I understand

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<v Speaker 1>that you all are Jamaican and from Jamaica. But listen,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys, serve the children, curry goat. You don't serve kids,

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<v Speaker 1>curry goat. Everybody's child doesn't eat curry goat. See what

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<v Speaker 1>happened to what happened to ice cream and cake and punch?

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<v Speaker 1>That maybe even a pizza at a birthday party for kids?

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<v Speaker 1>But curry goat, that's out of the the question. You mean,

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<v Speaker 1>But when I understand we are talking, you mean you

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<v Speaker 1>mean middle feed to kid them cords, let let's see

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<v Speaker 1>them anything but what you thought? So what we you

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<v Speaker 1>saw both? You mean all you mean you have a

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<v Speaker 1>problem with me or you have a problem with me.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a problem. I got a problem with any

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<v Speaker 1>parents who decides on their own that somebody else's child

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<v Speaker 1>it's okay to feed them some curry go My child

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<v Speaker 1>don't eat No goat. We eat chicken, we eat stake,

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<v Speaker 1>we eat cow, We don't eat curry goat Yo a

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<v Speaker 1>birthday of party? Door, he means that birthday a party.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want you if you would have told me

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<v Speaker 1>to deal with something. Talk some rude boy, call me

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<v Speaker 1>when you're when you're on going on a juan on

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<v Speaker 1>a room before me in a red roan, be cause

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<v Speaker 1>you don't know who we are dealing with it all, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I need you to slow it down for me. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I understanding nothing you're saying. Don't you call me? Do

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<v Speaker 1>tell me for I'm my phone you're calling it. Look man,

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<v Speaker 1>all I'm saying is this is this is disrespectful to

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<v Speaker 1>the child, to people's parents. You're going out on your

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<v Speaker 1>own liberty. Decide on what you're gonna feed somebody. You

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<v Speaker 1>gotta feed them normal stuff. You can't do that kid

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<v Speaker 1>birthday parties. Here in the stakes, man, it's pizza, it's

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<v Speaker 1>ice cream, it's cake, it's punch down it hot dogs maybe,

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<v Speaker 1>but no, no damn curry go Man. I'm me running

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<v Speaker 1>the shore Britan. Don't tell me what you do. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>me run this so y'all come tell me you won't

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<v Speaker 1>both disrespect you would disrespect me a call? I'm like four,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm my ditches tecking you by calling your phone. I

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<v Speaker 1>wanna know why it is you're doing something like this.

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<v Speaker 1>And I bet you these other parents don't know you've

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<v Speaker 1>been serving. Go y'all kiss man? Oh you is you

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<v Speaker 1>want to meet me? I'm sure you all no fun?

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<v Speaker 1>Fun is? I'll come tell me? Oh you want? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>you wanta hungry? Oh? Oh oh you're end who you

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<v Speaker 1>little know you from my combrich Come tell my four

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<v Speaker 1>and final? Wait it yo? You know you know, you

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<v Speaker 1>know getting you know it? You know somebody on the

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<v Speaker 1>spring up it all? Are you do? You want to

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<v Speaker 1>meet me somewhere? Is that what you wanna do? Me?

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<v Speaker 1>Me too? Me? Me w me me to run? No,

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<v Speaker 1>your friend, you don't know any You're gonna make me

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<v Speaker 1>hurt you man if if if I come over there,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna make me hurt you. You hit me that.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean this man? Now, I call you because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a concerned parent about my child. Uh, and then you

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<v Speaker 1>got a nerve to tell me you're the one that's

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<v Speaker 1>in the wrong. Yo. Don't hell me wrong bertrand wrongna

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<v Speaker 1>men tell me if the big money I'm telling me

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<v Speaker 1>about me wrong, you go, yo, just tell them away

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<v Speaker 1>and all I'm call me you I feed or something. Cory,

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<v Speaker 1>you're your family and the kind of leave me. You

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<v Speaker 1>ain't gonna feed my family now. You don't bring my

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<v Speaker 1>family in this man. You don't bring me, but you

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<v Speaker 1>don't bring my wife and my kids into nothing. You

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<v Speaker 1>hit me if you want. I'm telling I got I

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<v Speaker 1>got one. You know what, man, I'm gonna tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I got something. I want to tell you. You're listening.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Nephew Timing from the Steve Harvey and Martin Show.

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<v Speaker 1>You just got pranked by your sister Patsy. I believe you,

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<v Speaker 1>man like that you Hey, hey, you just got pranked

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<v Speaker 1>by your sister Patsy bad. She put me up through

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<v Speaker 1>this dog boy, I tell you, man, I'm so sweat

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<v Speaker 1>boy like I need to get a blood pressure check.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a low. I got a little tolerant, tolerant,

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<v Speaker 1>very low, oh, I tell you. But anyway, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>still feed you and your family. From Currioles. I have nothing, Curles.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet it's good to you. I't gonna with it

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<v Speaker 1>or nothing, Curricle you know when you get angry, American

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<v Speaker 1>people really can understand what you're saying. You went on

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<v Speaker 1>you went on a Jamaican run like that said, we

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<v Speaker 1>gotta give a shot out to all of the Jamaicans

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<v Speaker 1>out there. Baby, what is the baddest radio show in

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<v Speaker 1>the land? Morning show? You're stupid? He almost got it?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, Yeah, you're something bad happening, you man, it happen.

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<v Speaker 1>It won't happen before sep Timber twenty seven, twenty nine,

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<v Speaker 1>Baby Zane eas Nashville, Tennessee, here come that nephew. You've

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<v Speaker 1>been hearing about me. They've been talking about me. You

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<v Speaker 1>better get your tickets and see what the fuss is

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<v Speaker 1>all about. The nephew is coming. What the fuss was?

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<v Speaker 1>What the what the fuss? See what the busses? Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but you kind of the delivery of it. I should

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<v Speaker 1>have been nonciated that a little better. I can't I

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<v Speaker 1>can't pay for that. Fan's turned out Michaels and didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know who it will, Nansville, September nine, saying he's comedy club.

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<v Speaker 1>Get to take his the on sale right now? All right, nephew,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, thank you, thank you so much. Coming up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's today's Strawberry Letters subject, So is this what we're

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<v Speaker 1>doing now? This is what we're doing now? All right,

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<v Speaker 1>Strawberry Letter coming up right after this. You're listening to

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<v Speaker 1>the Steve Harvey Morning Show.