Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast, Nicky Gazer, here's Nikki. Hello here,
Speaker 1: I am welcome to the show. It's Nicki Glazer podcast.
Speaker 1: It's Thursday. That means we have fan tracks, which is
Speaker 1: our listener voicemails that will get too later in the show.
Speaker 1: I'm excited about that. And now I said, there's some
Speaker 1: good ones, um top of the morning to you like
Speaker 1: the foreshadowing usually do that. It's like if you stick
Speaker 1: around around minute, you might get what You're like. I
Speaker 1: like that thing you do that most shows do, literally
Speaker 1: every other show on TV and every podcast does except ours.
Speaker 1: For shadowing is not like, um, I'm exactly telling you
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen. It's usually later we will hear from someone.
Speaker 1: But is there like a dark Oh oh maybe why
Speaker 1: don't you give it a little LUXIOXI Yeah, we need
Speaker 1: to know if is it? Maybe it's um blended with
Speaker 1: like some predicting something with asparacus ham drip. I guess
Speaker 1: I don't know what it's a warning or indication of
Speaker 1: the future event indication Yeah, okay, so it doesn't mean
Speaker 1: it's ominous. Couldn't hear some new words that I've I've
Speaker 1: learned from both reading a book and from Sam Harris.
Speaker 1: Let's hear it. Um, I would love to obstep obstreperous, obstreperous.
Speaker 1: Oh b s t r e p e r o
Speaker 1: U s obstep obstreperous. That's something to do with your Uh,
Speaker 1: you can't speak, You speak too much, like like something
Speaker 1: that gets in your way. No, it's noisy and difficult
Speaker 1: to control. How did you know that? Well? I was
Speaker 1: thinking strep throat and then bob is that's where I got. Well,
Speaker 1: that's actually like how you get thetamology. I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: your mom chilled soybeans. Um, fusty f u s t
Speaker 1: y fusty that's first word. Yes, she was an original
Speaker 1: member of the Black Eyed Peas. Fusty that's a fish song.
Speaker 1: I think, Uh, fusty fusty is like a messy about
Speaker 1: little Fusty. He's pretty cool. He's coming up. Kny just
Speaker 1: signed him. He's cool. Um, what did you say it
Speaker 1: was like MESSI uh, well, it's smelling stale, damp or stuffy, fusty,
Speaker 1: odor of decay. That doesn't mean it means smelling. It
Speaker 1: doesn't mean messy for sure. We're not on part with
Speaker 1: that one. I'll give you the other one that was
Speaker 1: very impressive. Okay, press precipitously. I don't even I can't
Speaker 1: even say that. I'm not you think I'm gonna learn it?
Speaker 1: Can we try it? Precipitously, precipitation, precipitously, precipitously. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: precipitously means uh, um, it's precipitous. The reward comes before
Speaker 1: dangerously high or steep. Man, I got precipitous at that
Speaker 1: Fish show. Dangerous, dangerously high or steep. Precipitously I love.
Speaker 1: That was the Sam Harris one, and then my favorite one.
Speaker 1: I've been listening to Sam Harris podcast to low me
Speaker 1: itself to sleep, probably for a week now, and I
Speaker 1: can't get past I've only done half of it, and
Speaker 1: this word always wakes me up and I try to
Speaker 1: go remember it and I never have the Um. I'm
Speaker 1: not awake enough to write it down on my phone,
Speaker 1: but last night I was and I got it. Alacrity.
Speaker 1: Alacrity means you're lacking um. You can't just hear a
Speaker 1: little word inside it. Why I worked for the first one,
Speaker 1: I guess it did. Alacrity alacrity. Can I have an
Speaker 1: in sentence Um, she accepted the invitation with alacrity. She
Speaker 1: didn't really give a shit about it. She doesn't want
Speaker 1: to do accepted the invitation with like hesitation You mean
Speaker 1: like like apathetic. Um no, it means brisk and cheerful
Speaker 1: ready of course. Yeah, so if you're spelling, these words
Speaker 1: would be a home alacrity. Was hard? I put in
Speaker 1: my phone as e L and it's a l at alacrity.
Speaker 1: So that's just a little How far did did you
Speaker 1: do to spelling me? When you do? You remember when
Speaker 1: you're everyone I think probably remembers the word they get
Speaker 1: eliminated on if you're a competitive Mine was word I
Speaker 1: didn't get right. I spelled it with two rs. You're
Speaker 1: probably a good speller, right, No, get out of here.
Speaker 1: You're not even know who I am. Like, do you
Speaker 1: get nervous writing things like in front of Brenna? I
Speaker 1: get nervous sometimes reading things not knowing words. Yeah, sometimes
Speaker 1: I'll look like so in Jewish. But you don't you
Speaker 1: get nervous reading things? Yeah? But I read a lot.
Speaker 1: But if I don't know a word, but read, okay?
Speaker 1: Got you so like if um, you know a lot
Speaker 1: of times with like Jewish religion. Each person has to
Speaker 1: go around the room and read like a passage. Most
Speaker 1: of us do that in just normal school. Definitely a
Speaker 1: religious part of it. It's just like the tradition. I
Speaker 1: don't think that's a tradition you passed out in the
Speaker 1: Jewish culture. Maybe it is, yes, but didn't you just
Speaker 1: do that in regular school where a chapter? Yeah, and
Speaker 1: non school. I just want to make sure everyone can
Speaker 1: relate to this, but I feel like it's I'm like,
Speaker 1: you only did that out of the Okay, okay, in
Speaker 1: regular non Jews. Yeah, in history class, some people did history.
Speaker 1: I would read what I had to read before it
Speaker 1: got to me because I'm so nervous. Everyone did that again,
Speaker 1: This is a this is I guarantee you can make
Speaker 1: a meme about that of like, you know, when it's
Speaker 1: when I know I have to read, you count the
Speaker 1: number of people where it's going to be, and you
Speaker 1: go paragraph paragraph and you count which paragraph And it's
Speaker 1: the worst if you're a teacher out there and you
Speaker 1: do this, make it random so the kids can't count
Speaker 1: ahead because you will not be present otherwise, or just
Speaker 1: don't do it because I you're never present. You're always
Speaker 1: reading what's next? And I sorry. As a fast reader
Speaker 1: and a fast person, I could not stand it. Made
Speaker 1: me hate the slow kids. And by the way, reading
Speaker 1: comprehension or being able to read, it's you could be
Speaker 1: the most intelligent person and just have a reading a
Speaker 1: learning disorder that makes it so you can't read. So
Speaker 1: it's but my dumb six year old or sixth grade
Speaker 1: brain would be like, this kid's dumb, and then you're
Speaker 1: then I think that kid's dumb the rest of my life. There, sir,
Speaker 1: I can remember who was a slow reader that God
Speaker 1: can Ray Pool please read every passage? He was like
Speaker 1: the smoothest reader. He read so fast it was like delicious.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, please calling Ray And then they
Speaker 1: would always call him, you know, Jeff, I don't want
Speaker 1: to say names are on the tip of my tongue,
Speaker 1: you know, like I remember who and I was just
Speaker 1: somewhere in between. But I would really it would almost
Speaker 1: actually be fun to see what words they would come
Speaker 1: up with. My favorite ever was Tyler schoon Over. He
Speaker 1: was not a bad reader, but he just got ahead
Speaker 1: of himself, much like I did on Wheel of Fortune
Speaker 1: when I said, where is the metaverse? And how do
Speaker 1: we get there instead of I I realized that story.
Speaker 1: You thought you would go in real fortune and you
Speaker 1: would read each word when you guess the clue, whereas
Speaker 1: I see it as like okay, I know it and
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say it, which is a mistake. But
Speaker 1: you would go where is the metaverse? And that? But
Speaker 1: most people don't. They just kind of go, oh, it's
Speaker 1: a common phrase, and then they just got you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I could see how I could get
Speaker 1: common phrase. But I realized you thought I was like
Speaker 1: just reading I as we like a like who would
Speaker 1: ever do that? But you know, I is just like
Speaker 1: saying what I thought it was. No, that's when I
Speaker 1: thought that. I thought that you just made it. I
Speaker 1: don't want you to think I'm a monique. I think
Speaker 1: you're dumb in anyway. I think you can be dumb.
Speaker 1: You read, but there is an argument that you read
Speaker 1: too fast. Yes, well it's got This is a problem
Speaker 1: for me. It's like the wheel for Tunana who wants
Speaker 1: to be a millionaire. I just I'm too fast and
Speaker 1: then I make mistakes. It happens all the time. Have
Speaker 1: you seen the video of the guy that went on
Speaker 1: like a Shark Tank kind of show or like X Factor,
Speaker 1: and he said, I'm the fastest. Oh yeah, so funny.
Speaker 1: It was like a Ugandan America's got talent. And the
Speaker 1: guy takes the book and just goes. He goes like,
Speaker 1: don't we have talks? What's in that? And the guy goes,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? And he goes, I just read
Speaker 1: the book really fast. And the guy is so serious.
Speaker 1: I guess you had to be there. Um it's so
Speaker 1: the guy like assaults him. He's like, get off my
Speaker 1: show acting like this. He's really mad. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: one of the funniest things I've ever seen. It was good.
Speaker 1: But what sorry, Yeah, so it's slow kids speeding speed
Speaker 1: reor spelling. What did you get knocked out on spelling
Speaker 1: pigeon pigeon? I mean I'm guessing I did p I
Speaker 1: G O n or but that e O nion adding
Speaker 1: But so you are a bad speller. I'm not great.
Speaker 1: I mean I never made it to the finals and
Speaker 1: the spelling being school, I never seem like someone who
Speaker 1: would be a good speller to me for some reasons.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I think that's just really there's certain things
Speaker 1: in schools where I go man they should. What do
Speaker 1: I know about educating kids. But there's some things that
Speaker 1: make kids so insecure that it takes them out of
Speaker 1: the moment and they cannot they I would be so
Speaker 1: nervous so many times in school that I wouldn't absorb
Speaker 1: any information because I was scared about my part that
Speaker 1: was coming up. And like, you shouldn't make every kid performed.
Speaker 1: Not every kid wants to be performing, although you know
Speaker 1: it is something they're gonna have to use in their life.
Speaker 1: Like I know people that can't call to order a
Speaker 1: pizza or something. You know, like kids to have so
Speaker 1: much people that you know, people that have anxiety and
Speaker 1: those anxieties. I used to be that way. I used
Speaker 1: to have that much stage fright, and so it's like
Speaker 1: that you can overcome that. So maybe we should force
Speaker 1: kids to do it. I don't know. I mean it's
Speaker 1: crazy that we both do a profession where we can speak.
Speaker 1: I memorize for an hour or whatever, and then if
Speaker 1: I had to do a play in fifth grade, I
Speaker 1: did exactly what you said. I would only be thinking
Speaker 1: about what my line will be. If I'm going to
Speaker 1: remember the line, I'm gonna look like an idiot for
Speaker 1: not remembering the line everybody, I didn't know anything else
Speaker 1: that was going on, nothing, And I'm still do that
Speaker 1: first scenes. That's bad acting, yeah, because acting is like
Speaker 1: you're supposed to actively listen and and and you can
Speaker 1: tell bad actors when they're just not you don't see
Speaker 1: them making a listening face. Like I think that's a
Speaker 1: part of acting where it's like you have to actually
Speaker 1: be in the scene. And I find myself doing that
Speaker 1: all the time, where I'm just like I was in
Speaker 1: a movie on Friday Night called Cursed Friends on Comedy Central,
Speaker 1: and it was the first movie I've done where Amy
Speaker 1: didn't put me in it, and it wasn't like just
Speaker 1: a hand out kind of thing, even though she was
Speaker 1: very adamant at the time about like I'm not giving
Speaker 1: this to you because you're my friend. I'm doing it
Speaker 1: because you're good. But you know, and I appreciate her
Speaker 1: saying that, But this was the first time I booked something,
Speaker 1: and I probably booked it because a little bit because
Speaker 1: I'm a name. It was a small role. It was
Speaker 1: like a day's worth less than Yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: Like I auditioned for the lead and I didn't get that,
Speaker 1: but I got that, they were like, well, we'll give
Speaker 1: you this. So it was nice. But I didn't audition
Speaker 1: for this role, but it was still nice. Um and
Speaker 1: I watched it on Friday night, and I was a
Speaker 1: little bit nervous because I just, you know, I wanted
Speaker 1: to be an actress when I was in middle school
Speaker 1: in high school, and then that didn't. I just never
Speaker 1: got the right I never got the roles I wanted.
Speaker 1: And then I auditioned for theater school and college and
Speaker 1: I didn't get in. And um, and I don't really
Speaker 1: try that hard when I act like, I don't go there.
Speaker 1: There have been times for auditions I go to acting
Speaker 1: coaches and I'll work on it for like an hour maybe,
Speaker 1: but I don't really give it much more effort than that.
Speaker 1: Even when I get the role, I kind of memorized
Speaker 1: it on the way there. I'm sorry to the men
Speaker 1: who made that. Yeah, I'm just too nervous about it
Speaker 1: being bad, so I just put it off. And it's
Speaker 1: I don't think it's as much as I go. Oh,
Speaker 1: if I don't work on it a lot, I'll have
Speaker 1: an excuse for why it was bad. It's just I'm
Speaker 1: just too scared of working on it because I just
Speaker 1: want to delay knowing I'm bad. I think that's more
Speaker 1: of it. I think so many people say people procrastinate
Speaker 1: because they're like, I'll have an excuse for why it's
Speaker 1: bad because I waited too long. But mine is I
Speaker 1: just don't want to find out if I'm bad until later.
Speaker 1: It's like cleaning your room. Do you know when you
Speaker 1: wait to clean your room? Are you waiting so that
Speaker 1: if you don't clean your room? Well, you can say, well,
Speaker 1: I only had twenty minutes. No, you're delaying it because
Speaker 1: it sucks to realize that you are a mess. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: you're saying. So it's like I delayed working on that
Speaker 1: role because I just didn't want to deal. I mean
Speaker 1: maybe it's a little bit of both, but I really
Speaker 1: do feel it's like it's uncomfortable being. Like I said back,
Speaker 1: change how you view that in your brain? You think
Speaker 1: to go, you know what, I am a decent actress. Well,
Speaker 1: I saw it on Friday and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I made choices. I don't feel like I look like
Speaker 1: myself in the role. I feel like that was just
Speaker 1: like I did a good job. I was like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: I could be an actress, like it was the first
Speaker 1: time I saw myself and I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: and I feel pretty and in train Wreck I did it.
Speaker 1: I wasn't convinced of myself. I was like, you kind
Speaker 1: of seem out of place with all of these great actors.
Speaker 1: It just doesn't. It didn't. It looked like me doing
Speaker 1: a middle school role. So if you tell yourself that
Speaker 1: you whether Amy said it or not, you tell yourself,
Speaker 1: I'm only getting this because of X, Y and Z,
Speaker 1: then the confidence isn't going to be as strong. I
Speaker 1: just like, I was so nervous on those sets that
Speaker 1: felt like I didn't belong there, but how many people
Speaker 1: were in the room, Like it was crazy. Doing train
Speaker 1: Wreck was so cool and both of them, Um, I
Speaker 1: feel pretty shot in Atlanta, And and I had a
Speaker 1: scene with like the hottest guy that I've ever seen
Speaker 1: in my life in front of me, Like you know,
Speaker 1: you talked to him before you start. He's the he's
Speaker 1: the brother there of the boss woman who's played by
Speaker 1: Michelle Williams. And he's like he's in Game of Thrones too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was really nice and I was just like like
Speaker 1: I couldn't what's his name? I don't even know. He's
Speaker 1: just that he's so cute and he was British. I
Speaker 1: don't remember, but he, Um, I play like a model
Speaker 1: going in for like a meeting. Yes, Tom Hoppa, yes,
Speaker 1: yes on this yeah, yeah, he's a good he's very
Speaker 1: nice and but train Wreck because that was a Jettapatil film.
Speaker 1: He was directing it. That was wild because we were
Speaker 1: in this living room and he had like a little
Speaker 1: speaker in the corner and he would direct from like
Speaker 1: the van outside, and so he would like have us
Speaker 1: and you he would you could hear his direction coming
Speaker 1: from this little speaker and we would just run the
Speaker 1: scene a million times until we just started like completely improvising,
Speaker 1: always be improving. Did that feel Did that feel more natural? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Then it gets more comfortable because then by the end
Speaker 1: of it you're just like, oh, but I've heard that
Speaker 1: a lot of acting is like or I guess I
Speaker 1: heard it once from an actor I respect and forget
Speaker 1: who it was, but they said acting is annoying, because
Speaker 1: maybe it was Spade saying that. Um, it's sometimes it's
Speaker 1: frustrating because when you're on set and you're doing a scene,
Speaker 1: the last take is the one that you're like, I'm
Speaker 1: finally comfortable, and it's like, we gotta move on, and
Speaker 1: you're like, why can't we start from there. There's some
Speaker 1: directors that give you like two They're like, no, we
Speaker 1: got I got exactly what I wanted. It's like, well
Speaker 1: that that I kind of like because I go, oh, good, well,
Speaker 1: I trust that they wouldn't have. I will say Dahmer
Speaker 1: is so well acted, but there's one person in it
Speaker 1: that is one of the worst actors I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: And I do not want to call this person out
Speaker 1: because that would feel horrible if it were me. But
Speaker 1: oh my god, if anyone wants to slide into my
Speaker 1: d M s and make a guess about who it is,
Speaker 1: I would love if it's someone who was a guest,
Speaker 1: like only a couple episodes, I'll tell you that. So
Speaker 1: I just would love to know if anyone else was
Speaker 1: incensed at the TV and like how bad this acting
Speaker 1: was because it was so funny. I wish I was
Speaker 1: a kind of person that would call people out. I
Speaker 1: felt so bad the other day about calling out the
Speaker 1: band that opened for the Tody's Reverend Horton. I felt
Speaker 1: I was like plagued by um sadness that I that
Speaker 1: I put that out there in the world that like
Speaker 1: I didn't like an artist. But I will say that
Speaker 1: not everything is for me. And they probably wouldn't like
Speaker 1: my stand up and they wouldn't like Taylor Swift and
Speaker 1: so they and they had a ton of fans, and
Speaker 1: I know they have a ton of fans, and it's
Speaker 1: just not for me. Just like most of the music
Speaker 1: that Noah Fox to, would it be the gentle, soothing
Speaker 1: sexual tones that Noah hardcore fox too. I mean that's
Speaker 1: the kind of music. Music, is the kind that like,
Speaker 1: you know, music Jeffrey Dahmer plays when he ever would
Speaker 1: say that was too much, like you're ruining the mood
Speaker 1: here as he's like as another guy in silence, like
Speaker 1: I love Noah, like setting the scene, like lighting a candle,
Speaker 1: making the ambiance perfect, lighting down the I mean that
Speaker 1: that impression is not even good at Like it's so crazy.
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe how crazy it was. And I think
Speaker 1: that that was her, you know, the relax was for play, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was her. That was her spa music. When you
Speaker 1: go to a spa and you hear like yeah gentle,
Speaker 1: like you know, and yeah, are you just like so
Speaker 1: uncomfortable with anything that's like soothing when you listen to
Speaker 1: music like your bar must be so high for like
Speaker 1: Spa and you kind of music I don't like, but
Speaker 1: I do like Brazilian music like Sambas and Bossa Nova's
Speaker 1: and stuff. Okay, getting a massage, you might like some
Speaker 1: Spa music maybe, or would you rather be listening to Megadeath?
Speaker 1: I mean, I would probably rather listen to Megadeath, but
Speaker 1: you know they're out. I love Noah getting a root
Speaker 1: canal to just fucking to do like a study on
Speaker 1: people that like that kind of like what I've never
Speaker 1: I've never rings. It's so interesting how different humans can be.
Speaker 1: Because there's nothing about it that I couldn't I couldn't
Speaker 1: find anything to like about it. The only thing I
Speaker 1: would like about it would say, lifting weights, and it's
Speaker 1: like motivating to just fucking become an animal. But even
Speaker 1: then it's almost too much like I don't like. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I get why people love it, because the
Speaker 1: rage they feel it, they could feel the actual energy.
Speaker 1: It's not just like a singer singing like it's every
Speaker 1: emotion coming out. And I get that. I get screaming.
Speaker 1: It's sounds like they're all moving like trash cans in
Speaker 1: a you know, concrete hallway, Like it just sounds like
Speaker 1: scraping and like these you know, like nails on a
Speaker 1: chalkboard sounds. Why does it? Noah? Give us? Can you
Speaker 1: give us a playlist? Well, you make a playlist of
Speaker 1: I think I can do it, let's try it. I
Speaker 1: don't think I can do it. I don't think it's
Speaker 1: gonna work for me. I don't think i'll start it off.
Speaker 1: I'm light and I'll and I'll work it up. So
Speaker 1: you want to do a Seriously, ken Burns got me
Speaker 1: into jazz. Maybe ken Burns medal might get me into it.
Speaker 1: Slowly panning ken burn in baseball, and he just did
Speaker 1: the Holocaust to all your favorite things as a Jewish man,
Speaker 1: have you seen the Holocaust? Ken Burns just now, I've
Speaker 1: just heard stories. Oh my god. I went over to
Speaker 1: my parents and they were watching it and I just
Speaker 1: it was like so upsetting. I was like, can we
Speaker 1: put on a mass sing or something to cut them?
Speaker 1: It was just too but it was it was I mean,
Speaker 1: it's great and it's good, like is that something? But
Speaker 1: as a Jew, do you feel like you should watch it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess. I mean, I I think I probably read
Speaker 1: more about the Holocaust than you. I'm fascinated by it
Speaker 1: because again, it's that more through great Do you ever
Speaker 1: read about it? Or like, yeah, know the years thirty nine,
Speaker 1: we have to get a break, you know the years? Okay, alacrony,
Speaker 1: We'll be right back after the dark. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you know the years? Yeah, I know, I know a
Speaker 1: lot about Hitler. We're back, So we're back. Andrew knows
Speaker 1: the years of the Holocaust. Hitler was born on four twenty.
Speaker 1: He was a painter, a failed painter, had a little
Speaker 1: funny mustard. Did you ever go to any of the Yeah,
Speaker 1: I went to all the parties. Is that what you're saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I went to dcal I did you know? Did and
Speaker 1: uh yeah? There was like a teen tour. They're I'll laughing,
Speaker 1: all these German kids and I was like German kids. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I was like hungover, and I was like these
Speaker 1: fucking we'll starting another World War three right now. But
Speaker 1: they would take me. There was like forty of them,
Speaker 1: but it was about going to eleven Memorial. I lived
Speaker 1: in New York for you know, here's a different years
Speaker 1: off and on. It's like, how did I not go
Speaker 1: to that sod downtown? It's pretty during no comedy clubs.
Speaker 1: But have you been to um Um a concentration camp?
Speaker 1: Now have you gone toward? Well? No, but would you
Speaker 1: go or is that something that's just like it's too much?
Speaker 1: I would like to go? Yeah. Yeah, it's heavy because
Speaker 1: because the buildings are the buildings that like nine eleven,
Speaker 1: it's a brand new building. It's hard to like connect
Speaker 1: to it. But if the fire building was still there,
Speaker 1: like you walk museum and they have all like you know,
Speaker 1: there's I've heard it maybe Auschwitz they have like the
Speaker 1: pile of shoes. There's like those are the things. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you could feel it's eerie. Yeah, yeah, it's sucking. It
Speaker 1: was pretty intense. I mean I was also hungover or
Speaker 1: maybe huh? And did you go alone? I want my
Speaker 1: older brother and this other guy named Jose who hooked
Speaker 1: up with the there's a thing. We went to a
Speaker 1: hawkbor house, which it's in uh, it's in um. It's
Speaker 1: like soho house. No, it's like this place where these
Speaker 1: women bring out beers and they'll hold six gigantic beers
Speaker 1: and their big cleavage is right there. And my buddy
Speaker 1: hooked up with one of the girls and he said
Speaker 1: his dick never felt smaller. Good. She's as such a
Speaker 1: grip of ale. This is the same guy. It's a
Speaker 1: really funny. We went to Prague and then you know,
Speaker 1: there's no water in the toilets. Yeah, uh, this is yes,
Speaker 1: this is post heath. There's no uh, there's no water
Speaker 1: in toilets. Yeah. And so we ended up meeting these
Speaker 1: three girls on the euro rail from Miami of Ohio,
Speaker 1: and he liked one of the girls, so he should
Speaker 1: and he took it out because he didn't want it
Speaker 1: to smell, but he left it on the windows toilets.
Speaker 1: How does poop go down? I don't know. I just
Speaker 1: and he left it on the window sill. But he
Speaker 1: left on the window sill. And he comes out, he's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. She went in the shower and I
Speaker 1: left my ship in the window sill and the door
Speaker 1: was locked so he couldn't get back in. Thing. It
Speaker 1: was just a hook up in a different Country's point
Speaker 1: her story must be, I don't know what if she
Speaker 1: ever told anyone, well, she never came up and he
Speaker 1: hooked up with her later. Something sad when people have
Speaker 1: great stories that involve poop or like something embarrassing and
Speaker 1: they just never tell anyone, Like if you have a
Speaker 1: story that is just horrifying that involves you pooping or
Speaker 1: finding a bag of poop or hooking up with a
Speaker 1: guy who pooped your bed or like get like, tell
Speaker 1: the world it's not when there's no judgment. Don't hold
Speaker 1: that in. I'm so jealous of people with good stories.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he essentially, yeah, which is with my old technique.
Speaker 1: I mean I would still do it to this day.
Speaker 1: Which did you wrap your hand in toilet paper and
Speaker 1: you reach it, you get you make little mittens called shittens,
Speaker 1: and you reach and you grab it out if it's
Speaker 1: not flushing, and you have a big line ahead of you,
Speaker 1: because otherwise the person in line after you is going
Speaker 1: to see that you took a ship, especially if you
Speaker 1: want to. You got to get it out of there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean mean man, so anyhow but yeah, no, so yeah,
Speaker 1: so the hall for our house. So we went to
Speaker 1: that place and had like, you know, six of those
Speaker 1: big beers, and that was the night before. How is
Speaker 1: your drinking going now? Are you still like loving it?
Speaker 1: I've never was really I mean, I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: defend it, but I was never really loving it. It
Speaker 1: was just like something I was finally like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: you want to hold on, but what is it fun? Really?
Speaker 1: I haven't drank. I've had like two drinks and like
Speaker 1: probably for a month. Yeah, I'm kind of like all right,
Speaker 1: because it was like starting to feel like hangover and
Speaker 1: just like not good. Yeah, I just it just didn't it.
Speaker 1: There's no point in it. There's really no point in
Speaker 1: I'll have like one tequila on the rocks, just one,
Speaker 1: and it'll just make me feel a little loose and
Speaker 1: that's it. There's no urge in me to wake up hungover,
Speaker 1: to be out till two in the morning. It's not
Speaker 1: for the party. It's just like it's kind of nice,
Speaker 1: just a refreshing. I don't know. I wonder what it
Speaker 1: was before that you tackled that, because I mean you
Speaker 1: just wanted to never stop. Like well, at least that
Speaker 1: was for me. You just have one. You just that's
Speaker 1: not enough. You just want more. Yeah, I mean, I
Speaker 1: was just I just I mean, there's just self hatred
Speaker 1: is one being anxious around people, trying to be the
Speaker 1: life at a party. I didn't have stand up to
Speaker 1: fucking have people love me, so I needed the party
Speaker 1: to love me. So I had to be as funny
Speaker 1: as possible. I didn't think I could get the girl,
Speaker 1: so I might as well just get the crowd to
Speaker 1: laugh at me or get drunk and be like, Oh,
Speaker 1: that's why I didn't, because I was busy doing that.
Speaker 1: Get ahead of the mess, Get ahead of the mess.
Speaker 1: Let's get to the news. It's Thursday, folks. You know
Speaker 1: what that means. It is Thursday. We're having a banger
Speaker 1: over here. All the swells back, do you know? You
Speaker 1: guys know Shirley Manson, right, she's I think so, I mean,
Speaker 1: lead singer of what garbage? Garbage for some reason, I
Speaker 1: would a whole is the one that what's her name
Speaker 1: is in? They're kind of around the same one, same genre. Yeah, yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: but she has like I remember, she had like red
Speaker 1: hair and very pale skin. Yeah, she's saying that song
Speaker 1: stupid girl, which I don't know anyone to girl. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because he doesn't have that name. That's a fakeness. You
Speaker 1: got to watch his documentary. He's the worst. I hate
Speaker 1: that guy. Hate Marilyn Manson. Hey, if you don't watch,
Speaker 1: if you still have any part of your body that
Speaker 1: likes Marilyn Manson, please watch that documentary. You do not
Speaker 1: know what went on. He is a horrible person and
Speaker 1: should be locked up. I think bad, bad, bad guy.
Speaker 1: All right, let's hear what Shirley Manson. Okay, Well, Shirley
Speaker 1: Manson said in an interview that when she was eighteen,
Speaker 1: she took a crap on a cheating boyfriend's breakfast cereal
Speaker 1: and she's not ashamed of it. Okay, Well, I like
Speaker 1: that she has this story and isn't scared to share it. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm wondering in the box, like had he just poured
Speaker 1: himself a bowl? Like who leaves a bowl a bandit?
Speaker 1: Did she poured on the ground and then then shoot
Speaker 1: on top of it like the cocoa pots where it
Speaker 1: could hide? Or was the frosted flakes where you would
Speaker 1: see it? Man, I don't know that I would be
Speaker 1: scared it wouldn't. It would be like if I knew
Speaker 1: if I trusted myself to have like beautiful, dainty little
Speaker 1: girl ships, then yeah, fine. If I'm having like a
Speaker 1: good poop day, maybe, But I don't want anyone seeing
Speaker 1: my poop, especially a guy who cheated on me. He'll
Speaker 1: be like, oh good, that was the right move. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's something about it being so self deprecating in a
Speaker 1: way where it's like self defecating. Yeah, it's self defecating
Speaker 1: where you almost respect. Like it's not like an amber
Speaker 1: heard they said that she did that. I mean, maybe
Speaker 1: it's a thing that I'd eat on a girl's laundry
Speaker 1: because they were in a fight. It's such a great
Speaker 1: it's it's like a dog. I think that. Manson said, like,
Speaker 1: I'm glad I did it. I'd do it again, right,
Speaker 1: something like that she doing it. She even said that
Speaker 1: she inspired her friend um, who was doing it until
Speaker 1: he while I was doing it, I thought of you,
Speaker 1: and she says, I recommended as an act of revenge.
Speaker 1: It leaves you feeling empowered and gleeful. Wow, I would
Speaker 1: just be so. I mean, I don't run in the
Speaker 1: same circles as Shirley Manson. So I bet like whoever
Speaker 1: she was dating would think that was kind of bad,
Speaker 1: as in, any girl that dated her boyfriend in that scene,
Speaker 1: it would probably be like, God, your girlfriends so fucking cool.
Speaker 1: She took a ship on your cereal. But if I
Speaker 1: did that to Chris, it would be I mean, they
Speaker 1: would they yeah, it would be like a good thing
Speaker 1: you cheated on her. That person is a psycho, as
Speaker 1: as it should be. I mean, that is so gross
Speaker 1: because sh it is so infectious. Some people are into it.
Speaker 1: Some guy might actually eat that. If you were in
Speaker 1: this poop, you should go get your unless. I mean,
Speaker 1: remember that one comic we worked with who was like,
Speaker 1: I love eating asks, but you get sick a lot.
Speaker 1: It was with Tom Decar. We were we worked in DC,
Speaker 1: and there was a guy I won't say his name,
Speaker 1: but he would like, I love eating asks. I just
Speaker 1: love it. Like he liked to do it casually, and
Speaker 1: he was like, but you do get sick a lot,
Speaker 1: Like I just I get the stomach flu like once
Speaker 1: a month. It was just like, holy fuck, um, I
Speaker 1: mean I am so I don't want anyone seeing my poop.
Speaker 1: I don't want to like accept my girlfriends. I do
Speaker 1: not care. Like yesterday, I was in such a bad
Speaker 1: mood and then I went to the bathroom to pee
Speaker 1: and then I had like the greatest of my life
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, that was it. Like it was.
Speaker 1: I just I gave birth like it was. But I
Speaker 1: want and so I woulded to send a picture of
Speaker 1: it to my girlfriends, But you can't. I can't. I
Speaker 1: just can't because if it if it got out in
Speaker 1: any way. I had a joke about this in my
Speaker 1: special but it would be more embarrassing than a picture
Speaker 1: of like my hairy like but or like if I
Speaker 1: had a yeast infections, how would they know it's your poop?
Speaker 1: I don't know even if even if I would deny it,
Speaker 1: of course, I mean in my joke, I say, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm taking a selfie with it, and like why did
Speaker 1: I have to do that? But instaid, So I did
Speaker 1: what I did. I needed my friends to see, like
Speaker 1: how impressive it was. So I drew it. I took
Speaker 1: of here and I held it next to it and
Speaker 1: I traced like the approximate size, and then I sent
Speaker 1: a picture with my hand next to it on the
Speaker 1: piece of bay Burnish show the size to just be
Speaker 1: like I guess what I did, and then on you goes.
Speaker 1: I actually have a lot of these from WINNICKI and
Speaker 1: I lived together, because that's when I started doing that
Speaker 1: of drawing it because I couldn't take a picture. But
Speaker 1: I was so proud of myself. And and when you're
Speaker 1: a tiny like I'm not like a tiny girl, but
Speaker 1: when you're a girl and you're like capable of that,
Speaker 1: you're just sort of like, what is going like when
Speaker 1: you draw it? Do you like look at it like
Speaker 1: you like kind of I'm picturing Titanic where it's like,
Speaker 1: paint me like one of your friends. Are you looking
Speaker 1: at this ship for a while? No? No, no, second.
Speaker 1: I just put it so. I put it envelope so
Speaker 1: it had some weight to it. So I put it
Speaker 1: next to the like half on the bowl and like
Speaker 1: right next to the exact side I wanted. I knew
Speaker 1: you did. I didn't shade it so you can see
Speaker 1: like the depth or anything. I didn't, but look at it.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a pretzel. I'm gonna draw a pretzel. I
Speaker 1: see you as it being a perfectionist and being gone
Speaker 1: yes to scale because the point of the picture was
Speaker 1: to show the how impressive it was, and so in
Speaker 1: order to do that, I needed to get it exactly right.
Speaker 1: Otherwise I would have just like the poops that I
Speaker 1: get sent sometimes. Do you guys set each other poop. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we've done it because it's funny. It's funny like sometimes
Speaker 1: there's like three identical ones and they're all lined up
Speaker 1: like like that's pretty impressive. Let so many poops go
Speaker 1: down the drain that have looked like things that I'm
Speaker 1: just like, man, I want to take a picture of
Speaker 1: this so bad because I see faces and things. I'm
Speaker 1: one of these people that can see faces and things
Speaker 1: like clouds are like like someone's back that has sweat
Speaker 1: on it. I'll see like different and there's just certain
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm just I have that too. I
Speaker 1: don't know what. I don't know. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: had a thing I remember, like in a shower, like
Speaker 1: on the wall. Yes, I like look closely and I
Speaker 1: can see the dentist's office all the the dappled like
Speaker 1: kind of um, the work on the what's it called
Speaker 1: the drywall on the top those tiles, there's all those
Speaker 1: like little marks. And I always find little faces. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: in my shower there's always a face in the sidewalk.
Speaker 1: I see faces all the time. I tried to bring
Speaker 1: someone in. I remember I was in college freshman year
Speaker 1: and I go, look at this, do you see this
Speaker 1: face of like a duck having sexed with a parody.
Speaker 1: I sent you that. The guy looked at me, goes,
Speaker 1: what he looked at me? Like I was in I
Speaker 1: sent him to Chris all the time, and he goes,
Speaker 1: I don't know what this is, and I'm like, it's
Speaker 1: e t I thought it was. Did you tell me? Ay? Oh, man,
Speaker 1: I should not, but look at this picture I took it.
Speaker 1: I mean it's kind of like, what's that the roa
Speaker 1: test or whatever. Yeah, that's a good point. It is
Speaker 1: like that. But it's like I saw this and he
Speaker 1: he didn't even respond to it, and I was like,
Speaker 1: how could you not respond to this? Heems like I
Speaker 1: just was so confused. I didn't know what it was.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, it's so clearly et. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it would be so good a one. There's not a
Speaker 1: picture of my pood that exists anywhere in the world.
Speaker 1: I can't find it right now, but it was so good.
Speaker 1: I posted on my story at one point and a
Speaker 1: couple of people saw it. But I thought it was
Speaker 1: going to like kind of break the internet because it
Speaker 1: looks so much like no one even cared. You know,
Speaker 1: when people see Jesus face and like yeah, and to
Speaker 1: people go insane is a pretty big one, you would think.
Speaker 1: And it was just in front of me. I was
Speaker 1: running in Forest Park and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: this girl had a backpack on in front of me,
Speaker 1: and I was just like, oh, yeah, I remember that story. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: and e T. I just saw it as like a face. Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe I had it wrong. Okay, here's forest Park. Let
Speaker 1: me just pull up this and see if it comes
Speaker 1: up on this. Remember when we went to forest Park
Speaker 1: that one time. Yeah, we went and we um went
Speaker 1: on those uh oh, last night I did something very
Speaker 1: similar to that. I went on a you did an activity,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, a big activity. Man. I'll find the
Speaker 1: t picture later. Um. I went on no, a ferry boat.
Speaker 1: A boat I went on. It's called the Becky Thatcher,
Speaker 1: but it's like a riverboat. There's only one riverboat down
Speaker 1: by the Arch. And I went on a riverboat with
Speaker 1: Chris and my sister and my brother in law, Matt,
Speaker 1: and they were screening show, a show about paddling that
Speaker 1: my brother in law's business was featured on. And it
Speaker 1: was like a happy hour and a screening of this
Speaker 1: thing and then it's like a two hour riverboat ride.
Speaker 1: It was no. I mean, you just see a bunch
Speaker 1: of like kind of sad parts of St. Louis industrial
Speaker 1: garbage on set, but it's on the river and it's
Speaker 1: kind of pretty, and it's at sunset and you see
Speaker 1: the arch and that's really pretty. But it was it
Speaker 1: was fun, it was cool. It was nice to do
Speaker 1: an activity, but also overrated, like could have done something
Speaker 1: else with that two and a half hours when you
Speaker 1: include the commune, you know. But it was nice to
Speaker 1: get out. I met new people and stuff. But it
Speaker 1: was a thing. And then, um, okay, let's get to
Speaker 1: the next news story. Okay, Shirley Manson shits okay, So
Speaker 1: here's some news out of Missouri. This is like awful.
Speaker 1: A terrified book with a metal collar sawder to her
Speaker 1: neck escaped a dilapidated at home where she had been
Speaker 1: captive for around a month. She desperately dragged herself to
Speaker 1: the front door of multiple multiple neighbors just home to
Speaker 1: ask for help, telling them she was a sex slave
Speaker 1: while her abductor took his kid to school. Oh damn it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's one of those things. This iss Kansas City Missouri.
Speaker 1: By the way, on the other side, do you know
Speaker 1: what that where it is? There's Kansas City, but it's
Speaker 1: on it's Kansas City, Kansas and Kansasity, Missouri. So this
Speaker 1: is on the other side, like you know of Missouri
Speaker 1: from where we are. If you folded like Missouri in half. St.
Speaker 1: Louis and I am a little confused. Actually, is Kansas City,
Speaker 1: Missouri are the same city? Uh no, No, but it's
Speaker 1: just like Kansas City, Missouri is I think a little
Speaker 1: bit nicer. You know, it'd be like East St. Louis
Speaker 1: slash St. Louis, but not as bad. I get what
Speaker 1: you're saying. Yeah, but it is the same Kansas City.
Speaker 1: It's just it's split. There're two different cities because they're
Speaker 1: you know, there's a there's a St. Paul there. You know,
Speaker 1: there's a Portland, Maine, and there's a Portland Origin but
Speaker 1: we don't call them. We're not like what it's they're
Speaker 1: all port Maine and Oregon are very far apart, I know.
Speaker 1: But these two have to for it. Yes, yea, so
Speaker 1: it um Yeah. So this is really tragic. First of all,
Speaker 1: I think it's so crazy how every one of these
Speaker 1: stories where someone escapes and is asking for help. It's
Speaker 1: always multiple doors they have to bang on because people
Speaker 1: are so freaked out that they don't open their door.
Speaker 1: And people just don't want to be a part of
Speaker 1: it by standard effect, like you just don't want to
Speaker 1: deal with it. I've done it too, where it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, the other day, I actually saw a woman
Speaker 1: crying on this I was coming back from a run.
Speaker 1: I was like on the walk part back, and there
Speaker 1: was this woman that was just like bent over, like
Speaker 1: on a stoop, and she was just crying. And I
Speaker 1: was like, she seems a little like unstable and she's
Speaker 1: maybe I didn't know. She didn't look homeless, but it
Speaker 1: was just like she might just be like you know.
Speaker 1: And I was like I want to I gotta do it,
Speaker 1: you know, And so I was just like are you okay?
Speaker 1: And she was like Charlie, and I can't make it
Speaker 1: to my car. It just hurt so bad. It hurts
Speaker 1: so bad. And she's on speaker phone with someone who's
Speaker 1: trying to help her, and I'm like, can I get
Speaker 1: you anything? My apartments right there? Can I get you
Speaker 1: like a like a theragon watley? And she was just
Speaker 1: like no, it happens all the time. And this poor woman,
Speaker 1: she was like a youngish woman, but she was just
Speaker 1: scrippled by the run horse. No, definitely not. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: was a little overweight, like she you could just tell
Speaker 1: like she just had a cramp that was going. Maybe
Speaker 1: she was a runner, but I'm guessing she she was
Speaker 1: wearing like flip flops and it wasn't like but she
Speaker 1: was just like oh, and I felt good about but
Speaker 1: there's nothing I could do. I like kind of rubbed
Speaker 1: her like I was like, can I massagic for you
Speaker 1: and try to get out like distract. I didn't know
Speaker 1: what to do, but it made me so sad. But
Speaker 1: generally I think I sometimes just go I don't want
Speaker 1: to bother with some New York had like made me
Speaker 1: that kind of desensitized. Had something similar to So when
Speaker 1: my dad drove me to Newark to come back home,
Speaker 1: we like got out of the car, We're like hugging goodbye,
Speaker 1: and I see this beautiful young woman coming out of
Speaker 1: like um, like one of those Cadillac stuvs. I guess
Speaker 1: it was an uber and all of a sudden, she
Speaker 1: just starts throwing up and um, she like closes the door.
Speaker 1: She goes, I'm sorry, and the car drives away and
Speaker 1: she's just over there throwing up and I can't. I can't,
Speaker 1: so I um my dad had closed um bottles of
Speaker 1: water in the car, so I just like I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just go off of her water because she's
Speaker 1: going to have this taste of vomit in her mouth
Speaker 1: on the t s A line. So I went up
Speaker 1: to her and I was like, here, would you like
Speaker 1: some water? And she just like took it opened and
Speaker 1: started drinking. And I was and I said, do you
Speaker 1: need anything else? I didn't want because she was probably
Speaker 1: so embarrassed. I didn't want to have her feeling even
Speaker 1: more embarrassed. And she goes good. So I just left
Speaker 1: her alone. And then I saw her later in the airport.
Speaker 1: I wonder she's hungover or pregnant or I don't know,
Speaker 1: but it was I've never seen anything she would by herself. Yep. Wow.
Speaker 1: I think if someone comes up to your door, like
Speaker 1: your first instinct is like to be defensive, like you're afraid,
Speaker 1: you're fearful. It's like you're coming into my space? Why
Speaker 1: are you coming? Oh? You must have mental illness. That's
Speaker 1: why you're coming into mice, but you don't think, oh,
Speaker 1: there's a murderer or like, and then you hear that
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, well, this just solidifies my point
Speaker 1: that this person is crazy. So I think you're just
Speaker 1: like so undefensive that you don't even peep. You need
Speaker 1: to watch because it's out there, I know, obsessed, But
Speaker 1: they're like in the first episode is the first episode
Speaker 1: of damer is when he gets caught. Is the last
Speaker 1: time that he got to, you know, try to get someone.
Speaker 1: And the guy escapes and he's running out and it's
Speaker 1: the same thing. He's running in the middle of the
Speaker 1: street in the cops see him and he has a
Speaker 1: handcuff on that he escaped from. He's naked, he's probably
Speaker 1: bludgeoned or whatever, and he looks insane. I mean it
Speaker 1: looks like just you know, you see almost people like
Speaker 1: that a lot of times that are just like they're
Speaker 1: on PCP, so they've stripped off of their clothes, they
Speaker 1: they've maybe hurt themselves in some ways that they're bleeding
Speaker 1: and you just go and that person needs help too.
Speaker 1: I mean, like we dismissed that person too. It's just
Speaker 1: like but it's you, you just don't want to get
Speaker 1: too close, and you kind of dismiss it. But this woman, um,
Speaker 1: so what happened with this woman was held as a
Speaker 1: sex slave by this guy. He's arrested. They were able.
Speaker 1: He went out to go take his daughter to school
Speaker 1: or something, and that's when she got out of these
Speaker 1: I love how they have daughters too, Like what needs
Speaker 1: an education? Okay, of course, So he takes this Sunday
Speaker 1: school and the cops were able to get back to
Speaker 1: his place and meet him outside before he was able
Speaker 1: to go and destroy that what happened. Actually, it's even worse.
Speaker 1: It's even worse. Really, he was his article. What the fuck?
Speaker 1: He was stopped for like a traffic violation, and they
Speaker 1: took him in because he um violated some animal code law.
Speaker 1: So they took him in for that, and then they
Speaker 1: lived the leash a dog leash on a human. I
Speaker 1: kind have sworn, they said. They they arrested before he
Speaker 1: could go back in and ruin evidence while he took
Speaker 1: his son to schools. That's true, but they stopped helping
Speaker 1: the traffic stop away from the house. Oh god, And
Speaker 1: Jeffrey Dahmer got stopped but with a traffic stop with
Speaker 1: bags of of dead body parts in the back of
Speaker 1: his car, and the cop goes, you know what, You're
Speaker 1: a promising young boy and this would really you know,
Speaker 1: he's drawn, He's like, this would really ruin your future.
Speaker 1: So I'm going to let you go, and then the car.
Speaker 1: You know. It's just that's how Ted Bunny got caught
Speaker 1: on a routine traffic stop in Florida. It's just, um,
Speaker 1: I mean those kind of things that that might be
Speaker 1: God right, like helping, like like this guy, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: God is really slipping if he even lets it happen
Speaker 1: to begin with, Like what this whole thing of God
Speaker 1: really intervened? Well, why did God make you him put
Speaker 1: a chain around your neck and rape you every day
Speaker 1: for months? Um? But God, but speaking of sex slaves
Speaker 1: that are held captive. UM. I have been rewatching The
Speaker 1: Unbreakable Commissiment on Netflix and it is so it is
Speaker 1: so freaking funny. I'm watching this. I'm on the third season.
Speaker 1: It's It's up there with Veep in thirty Rock in
Speaker 1: terms of like great jokes. If I swear to God,
Speaker 1: if you need a show just to pop on and
Speaker 1: laugh and just watch the best writing in TV history.
Speaker 1: It's that show I'm blown Away. Last night I was
Speaker 1: watching and I was laughing so hard out loud by myself.
Speaker 1: It felt like almost criminal to be laughing that. I
Speaker 1: don't ever laugh alone that hard. I was watching third season,
Speaker 1: but I felt after like the first season was like,
Speaker 1: I don't need to watch any more of this. I
Speaker 1: remember being very fat, like very thirty. It's the same, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's but it is a great UM theme song, um Breakable.
Speaker 1: She's a laugh damn it. It's a miracle. And it's
Speaker 1: all about these girls that were held in a bunker
Speaker 1: for their entire child hoods till um they're in their
Speaker 1: twenties and then they get out and so Ellie Uh
Speaker 1: Ellie Kemper, who was you know on the Office, plays
Speaker 1: the girl that gets out, and she's just like it's
Speaker 1: a great character because she's still a child and everything
Speaker 1: is new to her. And by the third season she's
Speaker 1: she just gets yes, it's like elf, she has the
Speaker 1: mentality and she gets everything wrong and like there's this
Speaker 1: thing yesterday where by the third season they're just so
Speaker 1: used to her like not knowing anything, and one of
Speaker 1: her best friend's tightest the uh he's I forget who
Speaker 1: he's played by, but he's like, you know this almost
Speaker 1: like really flamboyant gay guy who loves show tunes. And
Speaker 1: it's her best friend and she's talking about something. She
Speaker 1: sees a picture and she's like, man, I mean that's
Speaker 1: a milth and she goes and he goes at the
Speaker 1: same time they both say. He goes, we know you're
Speaker 1: gonna get it wrong whatever it is, we know you
Speaker 1: don't know, and she goes, uh uh funk. What did
Speaker 1: She goes? Uh? Man, I'd like to friend her or
Speaker 1: something like that. Like it was like, um, but it
Speaker 1: was just so funny that they're already be self referential
Speaker 1: in that episode of like it would be funny if
Speaker 1: she just said what she thought Bill was, but to
Speaker 1: have him go, we know you're gonna get it wrong.
Speaker 1: At that point, they're in on the joke. But man, oh,
Speaker 1: and she gets a text and I put on this
Speaker 1: story but it says, oh, gosh, I gotta go back
Speaker 1: to my boss. My boss just said get you better
Speaker 1: get the duck over here, so I gotta go find
Speaker 1: a duck. It's just like something like that. I mean,
Speaker 1: that was one of like fifty jokes that flew at
Speaker 1: my head last night, and I was just like, God,
Speaker 1: damn it, like it. There's so many funny things out there.
Speaker 1: Stop watching things that aren't funny. For the love of
Speaker 1: Dumber is funny, Honestly, it's funny because it's just he's
Speaker 1: so weird. But things that are comedies that are that caliber,
Speaker 1: we please stop watching them. I think for me pointed
Speaker 1: in comedy lately, I love the obviously enjoyed thirty Rocks.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it could be too joke heavy for me. That's
Speaker 1: and I think people when you watch it, it's like
Speaker 1: it's a lot, don't I get, like wanting more story
Speaker 1: with your shows or more heart with your comedy shows. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but if you're someone who likes jokes, please support those
Speaker 1: shows because they're the best. Even like I watched SNL
Speaker 1: last night, the sketch, the Try guy sketch that people
Speaker 1: are so upset about. I don't even know what to
Speaker 1: try exactly, that's what the sketch is about. It's like,
Speaker 1: who the funk cares about this? Why is this news?
Speaker 1: A guy cheated consensually with another woman that he worked with,
Speaker 1: and everyone's like this SNL is done, Like there's this
Speaker 1: whole like backlash for SNL now because they made light
Speaker 1: of this guy cheating, which I guess is just such
Speaker 1: a terrible thing. And it's like, this guy had an
Speaker 1: affair with a guess. The Try guys have a um
Speaker 1: A brand, and then they have another group of people
Speaker 1: who do things and they're called the food babies. And
Speaker 1: this girl that he cheated with on his wife was
Speaker 1: a food baby, and so now they're like, this is
Speaker 1: about a man praying on someone who works within his company.
Speaker 1: It's like, how how many fucking people hook up with
Speaker 1: people that you work with? All these people that are
Speaker 1: talking about like she was a victim I understand that
Speaker 1: that can happen power Dynamics, but literally every show you've
Speaker 1: ever watched where people fall in love, like, how many
Speaker 1: people have met when someone was at an office and
Speaker 1: someone was maybe in a little bit more position of
Speaker 1: a power I mean me and my boyfriend. So why
Speaker 1: don't you cancel me? I'm so tired of this, Like
Speaker 1: this girl was in a consensual relationship. She hasn't come
Speaker 1: out and said it wasn't. Maybe we shouldn't take her
Speaker 1: word for it. I just don't understand everyone wants to
Speaker 1: cancel everyone for the dumbest thing. Part of me feels
Speaker 1: like you're not giving this person that was working under
Speaker 1: any credit that they can make their own choice. Yes,
Speaker 1: and just because someone's your boss doesn't mean what because
Speaker 1: people go don't let anything hold you back from true love.
Speaker 1: Anything except if he works in the department ahead of
Speaker 1: you and makes a little bit more money than you.
Speaker 1: Then if he then if you go after him, then
Speaker 1: you are a victim and you don't even work in
Speaker 1: an office anymore. You met on Zoo. Everyone cheats? Why
Speaker 1: are we act saying? There was a whole thing of
Speaker 1: like when are we going to stop being surprised when
Speaker 1: men cheat like this? You know, Adam Levine, they called
Speaker 1: it the wife guy, the guy who like is like,
Speaker 1: I'm a guy that is a wife, and we're always like,
Speaker 1: so let because I guess this guy, the try guy
Speaker 1: that cheated. He was known as like the wife guy,
Speaker 1: and it's like, I have a wife, and it's like
Speaker 1: the people who talk too much about their partner are
Speaker 1: probably more capable of doing things like this. Stop being surprised.
Speaker 1: Everyone cheats, not everyone, but man he talks about I mean,
Speaker 1: these are children that are getting upset about this, and
Speaker 1: I'm just so tired of I'm getting on board with
Speaker 1: like the the I'm now getting furious about canceled culture.
Speaker 1: I'm a little late to this game, but I think
Speaker 1: it is so overblown. I'm so tired about people what
Speaker 1: people are getting upset about. It's ridiculous. Okay, well, let's
Speaker 1: go to break and not talk about try guys ever again.
Speaker 1: We'll be back after this with X. Alright, we're back,
Speaker 1: let's get to fan threats. Well, let's do it. No
Speaker 1: one's getting wet. Well that's true, that is yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: m okay. Our first voicemail is from Sarah. Hi best
Speaker 1: Jesus is Sarah. I wanted to call in and ask
Speaker 1: Nikki what she thinks that actually in Paradise. So far,
Speaker 1: I'm loving it so much, as ridiculous as it is,
Speaker 1: And I'm also putting together why I love reality TV
Speaker 1: so much. It is such a good way to like
Speaker 1: watch other people's actions and see how they actually play out,
Speaker 1: Like seeing Genevieve and the things that she's doing. It's frustrating,
Speaker 1: but it's also so much of I think putting a
Speaker 1: mirror to who I was in college, like just feeling
Speaker 1: insecure doing things out of insecurity, warning a guy to
Speaker 1: like me, putting somebody else down like to them in
Speaker 1: order to get them to like me. War And it's
Speaker 1: just like watching reality helps me not do those things
Speaker 1: because I see how they actually play out and it's
Speaker 1: not a good look. It doesn't get you what you want. Um.
Speaker 1: I also love that they're doing like a Costa a
Speaker 1: More version where the girls leaving the guys are tested
Speaker 1: crazy but into it. And I also think that somebody
Speaker 1: put a curly to pay on Dak Shepherd and he's
Speaker 1: wanted the contestants like I looked so much like It's insane. Uh.
Speaker 1: Side note, I also wanted to ask Noah what it
Speaker 1: is that she's fed on Pinterest Between Reddit and Pinterest
Speaker 1: as far as like scrolling endlessly on my phone and
Speaker 1: Pinterest is just my boards are just full of d
Speaker 1: i y projects that I save in love, will never
Speaker 1: do but have so much fun watching people make this
Speaker 1: textured art and this thing out of a dollar tree thing.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I was just curious about that for Noah.
Speaker 1: I love you guys things, I love it. Um, Well,
Speaker 1: let's starve with you, Noah, what do you look at
Speaker 1: on Pinterest like you do the same thing. What is
Speaker 1: something on your pendris right now that you're like, I'll
Speaker 1: never make this, but if I could choose one thing
Speaker 1: to do, it would be this, is there something that
Speaker 1: you can think of right now? So I've been pinning
Speaker 1: a lot of um d I y gardens because I
Speaker 1: want to grow vegetables and stuff, but I don't. I'll
Speaker 1: never do it. Or just like homecre stuff you could do,
Speaker 1: I could see you doing that, and what horse stuff?
Speaker 1: No home decor like the winter pots that Kristen does,
Speaker 1: like those are goddamnit. Do you know what? I came
Speaker 1: up with? Another thing that girls have that I don't
Speaker 1: have that are like this is a this isn't this
Speaker 1: is a deep dive on like if you're a girl,
Speaker 1: I think that I do have a lot of listeners
Speaker 1: that don't feel like real women and maybe relate to
Speaker 1: me in a lot of ways. There's another thing when
Speaker 1: girls like I can't watch scary movies because I'll have
Speaker 1: a nightmare. If you have nightmares about something you watch
Speaker 1: that night, Like, you can't just scary movie because then
Speaker 1: that night you have nightmares about it. You are a
Speaker 1: perfect woman Because I have nightmares, but they are never
Speaker 1: about the thing I just watched. They're always like about something.
Speaker 1: They're like, I, you know, I'm missing my flight and
Speaker 1: I don't have time to pack, and then the taxicab
Speaker 1: driver is, you know, my dad, but my my dad
Speaker 1: doesn't know who I am anymore. It's never like I've
Speaker 1: been watching so much dam Or. I'm dying for dam
Speaker 1: Or to show up in my dreams. I want more episodes.
Speaker 1: If you are a girl, that's like, I can't go
Speaker 1: see that movie because then I'm gonna have nightmares about
Speaker 1: the purge. You are a girl I want to be.
Speaker 1: I'm so jealous. And that's a specific thing, but like
Speaker 1: girls who have pretty nightmares, that makes sense. That was
Speaker 1: like he was chasing me and I was naked, and
Speaker 1: like there was blood on the walls. If you have dreams,
Speaker 1: that makes sense. You are a perfect girl. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: also I don't think asleep. I think you're just still whatever.
Speaker 1: That what is it called girls? I've never related to
Speaker 1: girls that are like I can't watch these shows because
Speaker 1: they give me nightmares. And many is like that, and
Speaker 1: I'm just like, man, I wish I was a girl
Speaker 1: like that. I'm a boy like that. I used to
Speaker 1: when I would watch Nightmare in Elm Street, I was
Speaker 1: fucked for like a week, and your nightmares would be
Speaker 1: about that You're a perfect girl girl bachelor in Paradise. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what. I like what she said. She said
Speaker 1: that she watches it to not be like she used
Speaker 1: to be. Yes, And I thought this whole time that
Speaker 1: people watch it to justify their shitty behavior, like, oh no,
Speaker 1: I don't think that at all these these well maybe
Speaker 1: I don't know. I won't say I never thought it
Speaker 1: at all, but I feel like I think a lot
Speaker 1: of times. I guess what I'll say is that a
Speaker 1: lot of times girls, I think, or guys will watch
Speaker 1: these shows and be like, I would never act like that,
Speaker 1: And the truth is you do all the time. So
Speaker 1: I like that. What was her name again, Sarah? Sarah?
Speaker 1: I like that Sarah was able to say I see
Speaker 1: myself in this because I think a lot of times
Speaker 1: we go I would never fucking do that. And the
Speaker 1: thing is, have you ever seen footage of yourself and
Speaker 1: like a home video or you don't know you're being
Speaker 1: even a pic of yourself you don't know is being
Speaker 1: taken and you go, oh my god, I slouch like that.
Speaker 1: I talk like that, like you don't know. That's why
Speaker 1: I wanted to do my reality show is to kind
Speaker 1: of it gave me a version of myself that I
Speaker 1: was like, oh whoa like my friends and family put
Speaker 1: up with a lot like it gave me a perspective
Speaker 1: on how difficult I can be and how annoying I
Speaker 1: can be. And um, I definitely think. I mean, for
Speaker 1: most people aren't watching Bachelor in Paradise, but it is
Speaker 1: a great season that you should just jump into and
Speaker 1: you can just jump into it, and it is it's
Speaker 1: like watching zoo animals. It's like watching humans in the zoo,
Speaker 1: like a habitat where you keep them and you. That's
Speaker 1: what I've always said about f Boy. When I was
Speaker 1: promoting it, I'd be like, reality TV is like a
Speaker 1: David Attenborough documentary about like watching this species of animal
Speaker 1: and they're mating habits when they are kept in like
Speaker 1: a tribe. Yeah, well it's just like you know I
Speaker 1: and I also feel like um, I with Genevieve especially,
Speaker 1: I will say what I pay attention to mostly is
Speaker 1: what face work I do and don't want to have done,
Speaker 1: and how everyone has a nose job. Everyone everyone in Hollywood.
Speaker 1: I want you to I want everyone to remember this.
Speaker 1: Every single actress that you want to be has had
Speaker 1: a nose job, every single one of them, and I
Speaker 1: want to join them. They've all had nose jobs. They've
Speaker 1: all had Um. There's one girl that looks like Ariana.
Speaker 1: Call her Arianna Kardashian because she's her face is a
Speaker 1: perfect mixture of both of them. Um. There's a girl
Speaker 1: named Shana who is stunning. She looks like young Michelle Pfeiffer. Uh.
Speaker 1: There's um, and then there's Genevieve, who I really like,
Speaker 1: but um, her lips are I actually kind of want
Speaker 1: her lips. Um. But yeah that in terms of behavior,
Speaker 1: I really this is just for this is just for Sarah,
Speaker 1: But I really did not like how j n Viev
Speaker 1: both her and Sa are like, I'm gonna like date
Speaker 1: other guys and like and the guys that they so
Speaker 1: they're in like a relationship with the guys. On like
Speaker 1: the first couple of days, they like find a guy
Speaker 1: and they kind of match up. Then a new guy
Speaker 1: comes in and like pulls them for a date. And
Speaker 1: then the guy that they were kind of matched up
Speaker 1: with is a little sad and the girl gets back
Speaker 1: from the date and she's like, it was amazing. Actually,
Speaker 1: he really showed me a lot of affection and like,
Speaker 1: you don't do that and I need to like know
Speaker 1: from you. It's like this guy's knowing you for one
Speaker 1: fucking day. And she goes, honestly, how am I supposed
Speaker 1: to feel when you at breakfast? I sat next to you,
Speaker 1: you gave me one kiss And he goes, oh, so
Speaker 1: we're counting kisses now, and she goes, how gay. She
Speaker 1: freaks out and it's like, yeah, you are counting kisses.
Speaker 1: It's out of line. You're WEIRDO. It sucks, And I
Speaker 1: hate the idea of any woman being at home being like, go, girl,
Speaker 1: get him, because you're wrong these guys. I'm never the
Speaker 1: one to take the guy's side on these shows, but
Speaker 1: these girls have it all. I don't know where they
Speaker 1: get this entitled it from people going from it up,
Speaker 1: but yeah, but they get rewarded for being insane. Like
Speaker 1: that's why. It's like if you were watching a zoo
Speaker 1: animal show and every time one of the animals attacks someone,
Speaker 1: they got a treat, and you get treats for being
Speaker 1: as loud, and producers are probably like it sucks that
Speaker 1: he didn't really touch you at breakfast. I could tell
Speaker 1: he's like all I've realized Sarah and Noah is that
Speaker 1: Women we just want to feel desired. Can I say that?
Speaker 1: I hate being one of these comedians who goes Let
Speaker 1: me say that again. Read that again, Women to all
Speaker 1: men listening, Women want to feel desired. The way to
Speaker 1: feel desired for a guy to make you feel touch us. Yes,
Speaker 1: unless you're a girl that doesn't like touch touching, But
Speaker 1: if it's early on, I mean, are you free rain
Speaker 1: to be touched after you kiss? I guess you know
Speaker 1: what I mean when you're making out like She's just
Speaker 1: girls like a guy who is kind of ravenous for
Speaker 1: them but also seems unattainable in a way. I guess
Speaker 1: it's a it's a hard balance to strike. But a
Speaker 1: guy that is just zeroed in on you a role
Speaker 1: that has healthy um self esteem, I think will really
Speaker 1: appreciate that. If if you have to play hard for
Speaker 1: a get for a girl, yes it's gonna work, but
Speaker 1: you ultimately can't keep that up forever if you want
Speaker 1: to marry this person, Like, can you imagine playing hard
Speaker 1: to get in your relationship? Once you're married. It's like
Speaker 1: you didn't take up the Well, yeah, I'm acting like
Speaker 1: you don't exist. Yeah, but there's other guy took out
Speaker 1: the trash for me. You're cheating on me. You're counting
Speaker 1: the trash take our kids to school? What? Who is
Speaker 1: this guy? He drives a better car than me. How
Speaker 1: long you even cheating? Whatever? Man, you just don't pay
Speaker 1: enough attention. I just think that women want to feel desired.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's when cheating happens, is when a
Speaker 1: woman feels and the same with men. Men want to
Speaker 1: feel desired as well. Men want to feel don't you agree?
Speaker 1: Like men want to feel sexually, not just sexually, but
Speaker 1: just like they want to feel like they're woman needs them,
Speaker 1: Like I said that Chris really appreciates being needed more
Speaker 1: than I do. Like I like being needed, like physically
Speaker 1: or like you're just so cute and I just want
Speaker 1: like I just I like to be adored. I like
Speaker 1: some guy to look at me and be like, god,
Speaker 1: you're like so like I like an adoring look. But
Speaker 1: I feel like men need to feel essential, like I
Speaker 1: need you. I think, well, thinking about the point where
Speaker 1: it's like you want to feel desired, I think men
Speaker 1: have trouble one knowing doing it enough, but then when
Speaker 1: they're told to do it, it then feels like, uh,
Speaker 1: it doesn't feel as organic to them. They on it
Speaker 1: to be on their terms. And I need to get
Speaker 1: over that control thing. I can't win. But I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's control thing. It's like I don't want
Speaker 1: to be told what to do. Okay, but if I
Speaker 1: then go, okay, you are fantastic, You're the most beautiful
Speaker 1: girl in the world. But that well, then you don't
Speaker 1: get to tell someone what you need. If we're going
Speaker 1: to you're not allowed to be a girl who goes,
Speaker 1: I need you to touch me more, and then when
Speaker 1: he does, you go, you're just doing that because I
Speaker 1: told you you are not mature. You are you're asking
Speaker 1: for things that this guy. You're putting this guy in
Speaker 1: a position where he can't win. So when I asked
Speaker 1: Chris for something, I always give the caveat of like,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be when you touch me or when
Speaker 1: you know, tell me this thing or say this kind
Speaker 1: of things. I'm not going to accuse you of trying
Speaker 1: to get on my good side or lying like I
Speaker 1: because the thing is I know he feels that way.
Speaker 1: I just I wouldn't be asking for something if I
Speaker 1: didn't think he felt that way. I'm like, I know
Speaker 1: you feel this way already. I need you to speak
Speaker 1: my language for even if the person, even if the
Speaker 1: person though isn't even throwing it back in your face.
Speaker 1: For me, it just doesn't feel that's you because you
Speaker 1: don't you. I've noticed through the years do not like
Speaker 1: being told what to do. You don't like being told
Speaker 1: you're not doing this, I need you to do this more,
Speaker 1: and so you rebel against that, like do this thing
Speaker 1: instead of taking it as you're not. It's okay, you're
Speaker 1: not perfect. There's some things that I'm sure the person
Speaker 1: who's telling you that could improve on. But it doesn't
Speaker 1: mean that you're a bad person. You just can. You
Speaker 1: might need to work on not taking that personally. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know. I take a lot of things personally, especially
Speaker 1: you mean I take stuff personally my own to take
Speaker 1: person I had a thing the other day that I
Speaker 1: was really excited about our like realization. I think therapy
Speaker 1: has helped us, but I sensed his mood shift about something,
Speaker 1: and it was in that weird state of like where
Speaker 1: we're just in the car and it's silent, and it's
Speaker 1: never that way he dates Nikki Glaser. There's never just silent,
Speaker 1: you know, even when there even when he was dating
Speaker 1: Robot Nickie, I was filling the silence with little taps
Speaker 1: and then like Robot voice would be like I like
Speaker 1: this song. Like I was always talking, and so it
Speaker 1: was silence, and I was thinking, he's in a bad mood.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I did. Something's wrong. I don't
Speaker 1: even want to deal with this right now. I don't
Speaker 1: want to. I don't want to ever be uncomfortable with
Speaker 1: my partner. I don't want to have these like weird
Speaker 1: moments where we're both like walking on eggshells about our feelings.
Speaker 1: I'm like, that is I told him yesterday after we
Speaker 1: got over this fight. I was like, I just wanted
Speaker 1: to always be easy with you. And I know that's
Speaker 1: an impossibility maybe, but of all people in the world,
Speaker 1: I would just like us to never have that. I
Speaker 1: don't need a relationship where it's ever going to feel
Speaker 1: like you're mad at me. No, you're mad at me.
Speaker 1: So I said something and he was like, well, I
Speaker 1: feel like you're annoyed at me. And I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: now I'm so, and then I go, can we back
Speaker 1: track to why you think I'm annoyed with you? And
Speaker 1: he goes, well, you, I was talking about your the
Speaker 1: thing that you were, you know, having struggles with that
Speaker 1: you brought up. I was giving you advice and you
Speaker 1: interrupted me, like you know, four times, and you just
Speaker 1: seem to like dismiss me. And I was like, I
Speaker 1: could see how that would feel like a dismiss miss
Speaker 1: dismissal it probably it was a dismissal. I'm really sorry
Speaker 1: that I did that. I need to work on listening
Speaker 1: better to you. Will you please? Because he sometimes goes
Speaker 1: when I'll be like you and you're all angry about this,
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm please, don't misconstrue what my behavior. Sometimes
Speaker 1: you misinterpret it. And so I was like, will you
Speaker 1: do the same for me? As like when I am
Speaker 1: talking over you that I maybe I'm just a d
Speaker 1: d and I haven't talked to anyone all day and
Speaker 1: I just maybe need to get all these thoughts out
Speaker 1: and that I'm not it's not that I don't respect you,
Speaker 1: even though my actions you take that as disrespect. We
Speaker 1: give me the benefit of doubt that it might not
Speaker 1: be because I promise you I never do anything to
Speaker 1: purposely hurt you. I've never done that, and it's just
Speaker 1: it's hard, but at the to be able to. I
Speaker 1: think a good technique in resolving a fight is to say, oh,
Speaker 1: you know what, this is a lot like this thing
Speaker 1: I do to you, the thing I'm feeling from you
Speaker 1: right now that i'm mad about it reminds me a
Speaker 1: lot of a thing that I do to you, or
Speaker 1: like just relating it to what the person experiences from you,
Speaker 1: because I think because I think a lot of times
Speaker 1: in fights, I don't know about you, but it can
Speaker 1: seem like one person is getting piled on another person
Speaker 1: is just like I'm perfect. So if you can relate
Speaker 1: it to something you struggle with, like I'm a bad listener,
Speaker 1: I talked, talked over you, but when your mood shifts,
Speaker 1: it seems like you shut down and you don't give
Speaker 1: me a chance to like you just assume that I'm
Speaker 1: mad and then it's over, you know why. But I
Speaker 1: think what happens is and is when So when a
Speaker 1: guy gets or a girl gets quiet, they feel like, oh,
Speaker 1: if I start talking, then it might happen again, and
Speaker 1: then I'll just lose my mind. So like he might
Speaker 1: be afraid to mention anything because then if you interrupt that,
Speaker 1: he'll just be But I take his quietness as I'm
Speaker 1: punishing her, and now she's not going to get anything
Speaker 1: of me. But she's just broke. And I have to
Speaker 1: remember a friend of mine isn't therapy now, and she
Speaker 1: was like her and her husband both like talked about
Speaker 1: childhood trauma, not trauma in terms of like actually I
Speaker 1: mean both actual trauma and like little things of like
Speaker 1: my parents just didn't listen to me or this. Try
Speaker 1: to remember for me, it's been really helpful lately to
Speaker 1: picture Chris as like a four year old boy whenever
Speaker 1: these kind of like things that he does that are
Speaker 1: his coping mechanisms in a fight, like either shutting down
Speaker 1: whatever he does that Instead of taking it personally, I'm
Speaker 1: just like, that's his little boy, like you know, come
Speaker 1: into the surface, and I just gotta be nice to
Speaker 1: that little boy and not take it like he's being
Speaker 1: mean to me, because my story I tell myself is
Speaker 1: he hates me, he's disgusted with me, he can't believe
Speaker 1: he's dating someone who's so annoying and thoughtless and careless,
Speaker 1: and he's going to break up with me because he's
Speaker 1: realizing right now in this moment, I'm just a despicable
Speaker 1: person who's selfish and only over talks. That's the story.
Speaker 1: It's on myself. And then I go to we're broken up,
Speaker 1: like he doesn't want to be with me anymore. I
Speaker 1: am a bad person. I should just go fucking kill
Speaker 1: myself like that's how quickly I go when he is
Speaker 1: it gives me a one word answer after he's been
Speaker 1: talked over. That's where I go and where he goes
Speaker 1: when I think where he goes when I talk over
Speaker 1: him is she doesn't respect me? She um, I she
Speaker 1: doesn't respect me, and we don't really want my help. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't effort in. She doesn't see any of you.
Speaker 1: I actually don't even here for she doesn't even need me.
Speaker 1: When the truth is I wouldn't even I need you
Speaker 1: to hear all this ship and then give me your answer.
Speaker 1: And I maybe wasn't, but it is true that I
Speaker 1: need to work on not just steamrolling a conversation. And
Speaker 1: when he says something, maybe it's going to benefit me
Speaker 1: to go oh, that's interesting you say that and repeat
Speaker 1: back to him what he said in a way that
Speaker 1: makes him feel understood and heard, like there, and there
Speaker 1: are things I miss all the time when I'm just on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like you get your thoughts out there through words,
Speaker 1: like while you're thinking, you're also talking. They both happened
Speaker 1: exactly at the same time. And I kind of do
Speaker 1: the saying you don't go. You never I've never seen
Speaker 1: you go. When I couldn't talk, that was the only
Speaker 1: time where thoughts had to go, and I go, is
Speaker 1: this important enough to speak? And now I'm back to
Speaker 1: I need to get back to a place of like
Speaker 1: thinking before speaking. But God, is it fun to just
Speaker 1: speak without thinking. It's the most fun ever. It's what
Speaker 1: do we do for a living. We're kind of good
Speaker 1: at it. Okay, let's get another fan tex. That was
Speaker 1: a great one. Sorry to uh, yeah, that was great
Speaker 1: and Genevieve, here's another ham drip from Victor. Hey, Nicki,
Speaker 1: Andrew noah, Um, I was just listening to today's episode
Speaker 1: Tagging Out, and you commented about how guys like you
Speaker 1: sporting games or sporting events to like let out emotions
Speaker 1: at they can't elsewhere. I actually went to the Detroit
Speaker 1: Lions home opener at Ford Field, and when I was
Speaker 1: walking to my seat, I heard a guy behind me
Speaker 1: just go, oh, man, I can't wait to yell and
Speaker 1: I have to MLF therapy, Like that's that's not a
Speaker 1: healthy mentality going into this game. But I just thought
Speaker 1: it was funny. Y'all commented on that, because yeah, I
Speaker 1: went to a couple of football games this season and
Speaker 1: and it's definitely a thing. So I love the show
Speaker 1: and ye Jack Bok, thanks Victor. Hey, umny just right
Speaker 1: on the nose. Just but I like that that person
Speaker 1: at least something I like about that of like, you know,
Speaker 1: he knows what he needs, he has an excuse to yell,
Speaker 1: and we did. We did uncover something in that. I
Speaker 1: think men you're right they use that as an excuse
Speaker 1: to get feelings out, because I my dad's anger that
Speaker 1: night just startled me so much. But it was just
Speaker 1: something he isn't able to get out anywhere else. But
Speaker 1: it was just he can't turn and yell at you.
Speaker 1: That just his abuse. He's gotta yell at He's got
Speaker 1: to yell through the He's yelling at you through the
Speaker 1: Bengals he's like message of siege. I'm like, can before
Speaker 1: Chris Lake and just not say anything? Touchdown? Also buy
Speaker 1: me a car. It is. It is interesting how some
Speaker 1: people when they're upset, scream and some people shut down.
Speaker 1: Yeah or yeah or do both. But yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: like the idea of going to the game and he's impartial,
Speaker 1: He's just there to yell. He's just like even there.
Speaker 1: I just don't want to have a thing where you
Speaker 1: could go break stuff because I think, yeah, there's rooms
Speaker 1: where you can just go shatter things with a sledgehammer. Listen,
Speaker 1: it's all the same thing. Yeah, and playing sports and
Speaker 1: I bet that gets it out even more. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: oh dude, it got out everything that was the best
Speaker 1: and then it just goes away. That's the hardest part.
Speaker 1: We were talking about that when retire you just performing
Speaker 1: comedy also does performing does that too? Like I feel
Speaker 1: like my whole set can be dictated on, like my
Speaker 1: my mood, even podcasting, Like I came in here yesterday
Speaker 1: to press, it was a whole different vibe than the
Speaker 1: day before. I think that's why I like to do
Speaker 1: four days a week, is because I can't guarantee I'm
Speaker 1: going to be in the best podcasting mood one day
Speaker 1: a week, you know, like too much of a grab
Speaker 1: bag with old moody. I feel like, though, if we
Speaker 1: had to do probability, if I know you well enough
Speaker 1: towards Wednesday Thursday, you're gonna tend to be at least
Speaker 1: when you're touring. When you're touring Wednesday and Thursday, you
Speaker 1: start freaking out. No, no, no, it starts getting better.
Speaker 1: Oh interesting, Yeah, Monday and Tuesday because I'm back in
Speaker 1: a place where I don't have any purpose. Final thought.
Speaker 1: Kirsten was on a vacation the other day from her job,
Speaker 1: and she was a nine day vacation cape cod all
Speaker 1: over the care of themselves, that's what makes them. I
Speaker 1: did a lot of research on. I was like, why
Speaker 1: do they exist? She was like, well, they are plants
Speaker 1: that don't need to be watered. They can exist in
Speaker 1: the freezing cold. So it um so she but she
Speaker 1: was because she was having she was starting to freak
Speaker 1: out about like she bought a vibe. I'm sorry, Kristen.
Speaker 1: She bought a toy. She went to a store and
Speaker 1: there was this The woman there talked them into this
Speaker 1: toy and they spent like two on this thing. I mean,
Speaker 1: these vibrators are like expensive now, yeah, frustration hardware, frustration
Speaker 1: hard It was it was just a bed post you
Speaker 1: can grind on. And she was feeling this immense and
Speaker 1: I think it can't just be her and I that
Speaker 1: have this. If you haven't worked in a couple of days,
Speaker 1: or you feel like maybe you have a vacation, right,
Speaker 1: and you haven't earned money proactively in a couple of days,
Speaker 1: little charges suddenly, no matter how well off you are,
Speaker 1: start feeling like when you couldn't speak, Yeah, I was like,
Speaker 1: I can't get sushi. It will never come back. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel that way. Yeah, And so Kristen was having
Speaker 1: that with this. She was so upset, but she was
Speaker 1: like because we've been counting cries and coming and so
Speaker 1: she was like, I cried because of this dumb thing
Speaker 1: we wasted our money on that didn't even work and
Speaker 1: it wasn't even good. And I looked at the toy
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, I actually have one of those.
Speaker 1: I don't think you're supposed to do what they go
Speaker 1: you put that inside you during sex like with another
Speaker 1: And she was like, yeah, that's what it says to do,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, I guess I never read the book.
Speaker 1: I was said it was a solo toy that was
Speaker 1: so dumb. So I got to try it out and
Speaker 1: see if it works for me. But anyway, she was
Speaker 1: so mad about it, and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I so relate to this one of the fights I
Speaker 1: got in with Chris during my Silent times. Uh, it
Speaker 1: was right after my silent time. But I've been off
Speaker 1: work now. I haven't earned money for you know, the podcast.
Speaker 1: I earned money, but like it just doesn't even feel
Speaker 1: I just I haven't been working in a way that
Speaker 1: makes me feel like I'm working. And I like ordered
Speaker 1: Starbucks to the wrong place in Lexington, Kentucky when we
Speaker 1: were there watching Greg Warren Special and Chris and I
Speaker 1: took an uber to this other Starbucks and Chris had
Speaker 1: kind of told me what we're going to this part
Speaker 1: of town, and I just like selected a Starbucks that
Speaker 1: I thought and I selected the wrong one, and so
Speaker 1: for a second, I was like, well, you told me
Speaker 1: it's town Center, and I was like, and I ordered
Speaker 1: something like I was just like, well you told me
Speaker 1: some I'm Center, and I ordered to that one. So
Speaker 1: that's why it's at another one. But I'll guess. I
Speaker 1: guess I'll just waste eight dollars on a drink. And
Speaker 1: I just had that like two of like and then
Speaker 1: he shuts down because he's like, you're mad at me,
Speaker 1: like I'm to blame for it, and I'm like and
Speaker 1: then I just go, babe, I'm sorry. I don't know
Speaker 1: why I did. I just overreacted. It's eight dollars, it's
Speaker 1: not a big deal. I just ordered one to this
Speaker 1: one who cares. It's not a big deal. And he
Speaker 1: was like, but we can go get yours. It's fine,
Speaker 1: and he was figuring away, and I was like, it's
Speaker 1: so stupid. I just haven't worked in eight dollars to me.
Speaker 1: Even yesterday, I went to call these because they didn't
Speaker 1: have all the milk at Starbucks on the street and
Speaker 1: it was ten dollars for a smaller coffee than the
Speaker 1: one I get Starbucks that is not even as good.
Speaker 1: And I was so mad about it. And I could
Speaker 1: afford ten dollars, I mean, but for some reason it
Speaker 1: was it's devastating right now, like every I just but anyway,
Speaker 1: Kristen said that she realized how I feel. She was
Speaker 1: like when I'm not home, when I'm on vacation, I
Speaker 1: feel constant guilt about everything, and I feel like I
Speaker 1: can't really enjoy myself. I feel like you know. When
Speaker 1: it was she one day it was rainy there and
Speaker 1: she started crying because she was like, well, this is
Speaker 1: a pointless day to even be here. I should be
Speaker 1: homeworking instead. So she felt guilty, and she was like,
Speaker 1: I go, I feel that way when I'm home, Like
Speaker 1: that's how I I feel imbalanced. So it's like the opposite.
Speaker 1: She feels secure at home because that's where money, routine, everything,
Speaker 1: and I feel on the road is almost like home.
Speaker 1: And when I'm home, like you said, Monday, Tuesday. Maybe
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I always thought
Speaker 1: that it was like it's interesting with you because you
Speaker 1: don't get the runner high from perform at least you
Speaker 1: will never you never really since I do. He was like,
Speaker 1: you are you are? I think you are, but I
Speaker 1: think you almost fight against it something, or at least
Speaker 1: you verbalize that it's like not that big of a deal.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's too Like I'm in a good mood and
Speaker 1: I'm spunky, but I'm not like they love me. I
Speaker 1: love this, but I think that high, whether it's like
Speaker 1: consciously or like you want to admit it, it's it
Speaker 1: is a high. It goes somewhere, so then it has
Speaker 1: to come down, no matter how maybe so you come
Speaker 1: down to calm down. It's always for every action there is,
Speaker 1: it's it's gonna be a pendulum swing. And I I
Speaker 1: got remember when I was really depressed in l A.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I even talked about this on
Speaker 1: the podcast. I was so depressed after Jimmy Kimmel and
Speaker 1: someone was like, yeah, you just did cocaine. You just
Speaker 1: were on a bender for three days preparing for Kimmel.
Speaker 1: It was just like and then doing it and everyone's like,
Speaker 1: you go out when you do Kimmel. It was so cool.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to have my own talk show and
Speaker 1: come up with all these like rituals. But I think
Speaker 1: I said it like they go like best so ever,
Speaker 1: all the crew. I mean, there's like forty people create
Speaker 1: like a congo like non congoline, but like a you know,
Speaker 1: gauntlet for you to go down and you hand slap everyone.
Speaker 1: Then you go. It's just like and then afterwards they
Speaker 1: all give a toast to me and there it was just,
Speaker 1: how am I not going to come down from that?
Speaker 1: It is ecstasy, So I gotta What I need to
Speaker 1: do is not If I did that every day, it
Speaker 1: wouldn't I would get used to these ups and downs.
Speaker 1: I would be able to regulate my adrenal glands in
Speaker 1: my like system. But when I'm not doing that regularly,
Speaker 1: it's going I'm going to have crashes. And that was
Speaker 1: what that was. I think nice to know that waiting
Speaker 1: after they have babies, the babies coming, It's here, it's coming,
Speaker 1: not just hormon it's gotta be like this, like or
Speaker 1: after a wedding. I always worry about women after a wedding,
Speaker 1: because man, do you get so much attention before a wedding,
Speaker 1: and women unlike Noah who like thrive on that are
Speaker 1: so excited about I'm going to be the center of attention.
Speaker 1: Everything's about me this weekend. And even if you're not
Speaker 1: like that, it's just you know it's a big deal
Speaker 1: and you're worried about all these details. And then I always, honestly,
Speaker 1: when I go to weddings, I just look at the
Speaker 1: brind and I go, oh, tomorrow, you are no one's
Speaker 1: I mean, your honeymoon is going to be great, but
Speaker 1: even that's going to be a little bit lonely because
Speaker 1: you get to this island in Hawaii where no one
Speaker 1: really is because there's no family and friends around anymore
Speaker 1: that are as excited as they were here. The next
Speaker 1: weekend you have another wedding. They don't have another wedding.
Speaker 1: You have another wedding to look forward to. Another showing shows, yes,
Speaker 1: I think, I think, I guess. I think the defense
Speaker 1: mechanism that are not defense but like a way for
Speaker 1: us to shield it is go it's four thousand people,
Speaker 1: it's the same thing as doing a show for a
Speaker 1: hundred people. It's the same thing when it's not. Really
Speaker 1: it isn't because even if it's, we have to tell
Speaker 1: ourselves that because we know it's going to go away
Speaker 1: almost But also we keep when people are scared to
Speaker 1: fall in love because they're like, what if, because they've
Speaker 1: been hurt before, what if this goes away? That's why
Speaker 1: I've had so many shows canceled, not so many, but
Speaker 1: like every show I've had has been canceled. It's never
Speaker 1: been like I just want to step away and it
Speaker 1: hurts so badly. The first time with Nicki and Sarah alive.
Speaker 1: You have to aea The next time, I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to get excited about this because I
Speaker 1: know it will be canceled and it's hard. And I
Speaker 1: even feel that way about having kids. Like I have
Speaker 1: said it before, but if you're a mother or someone
Speaker 1: who wants to be a mother, I think you were
Speaker 1: so much braver than I am, because to love something
Speaker 1: that much that if it's taken from you, I won't
Speaker 1: just like you know, you can lose your job, you
Speaker 1: can lose, You're gonna lose your parents. We're gonna lose.
Speaker 1: We're gonna lose everything we have eventually because you die
Speaker 1: and you lose it. And nuclear war it's about eight
Speaker 1: weeks away. I feel like, at least I would have
Speaker 1: never have chosen to have parents if I knew the
Speaker 1: pain that is awaiting me when they die. I am
Speaker 1: so scared of it. If if there was a thing
Speaker 1: where he's like, you can be someone who's just in
Speaker 1: the way that I'm gonna be childless, probably I would
Speaker 1: like to be parentless because I love them so much.
Speaker 1: I'm in for a world of hurt, so why would
Speaker 1: I want another thing I could possibly lose. I just
Speaker 1: don't want to do it. Even my nephew and niece.
Speaker 1: I'm just like a little resentful they were thrust it
Speaker 1: into my life because now I love this thing so
Speaker 1: much that I'm like, if something happens to them, my
Speaker 1: life is over. Although I do I said. I made
Speaker 1: a joke the other day because Anya was talking about
Speaker 1: someone she heard on some podcast or something that said,
Speaker 1: you know, this woman was having just kind of monotony
Speaker 1: or in her career at the age of forty or
Speaker 1: or whatever, and she was just like, I guess this
Speaker 1: is my life. And then her dad died and it
Speaker 1: made her like rethink everything, and I'm like, hey, can
Speaker 1: my dad die pretty soon? Because I would really like to,
Speaker 1: like I need I need something to like jolke me.
Speaker 1: So it's kind of funny being like, well, maybe just
Speaker 1: like a heart attack and almost die. It's what I
Speaker 1: It's the thing I want word at least in the word.
Speaker 1: But I know that when my dad dies and my mom.
Speaker 1: But when my dad dies, because I'm like Daddy's girl
Speaker 1: the rock, when I will it will, something will happen.
Speaker 1: I will start a jewelry business. I will start pinning
Speaker 1: things on something there will be um. But anyway, oh um,
Speaker 1: what was I gonna say? Sometimes we need those shifts
Speaker 1: to like to push ourselves forward. Unfortunately it's I can
Speaker 1: be very sad. I'm looking for one. And do you
Speaker 1: know what, I just because Kirsten made a giant change
Speaker 1: in her life that was like she was kind of
Speaker 1: teeter taltering, no nothing, So she was teeter tottering on
Speaker 1: a decision that she needed to make of like am
Speaker 1: I gonna do this thing or am I not going
Speaker 1: to do it? And the thing that made her decide
Speaker 1: to do it, which I think is so dumb and
Speaker 1: I totally like rolled my eyes when she did it,
Speaker 1: she saw a psychic. And so I just wrote to
Speaker 1: Kirsten's psychic because I was like, I need something mystical
Speaker 1: or some kind of push to like make me believe,
Speaker 1: like make me make a decision. And not that I
Speaker 1: even need to make a decision. I just feel like
Speaker 1: I just needs a jolt, and I don't want anyone
Speaker 1: in my life to die. I don't want the jolt
Speaker 1: to happen from like a car accident. I want like
Speaker 1: maybe a psychic to really floor me with something. Now
Speaker 1: would it be? Here's the thing with psychic though there
Speaker 1: never negative, Like sometimes I wish they were negative, just
Speaker 1: because that would jolp me. Be like, well, if you're
Speaker 1: on this path, the psychic doesn't know your last name,
Speaker 1: doesn't look you up at all, and I there's something
Speaker 1: about that that I feel good about. I almost wrote
Speaker 1: to her and was like, this is Nicky Glazer because
Speaker 1: I kind of like to tell people so like maybe
Speaker 1: they can google me even if I wasn't famous, just
Speaker 1: so they know I'm not like a crazy person. But
Speaker 1: I just said Nikki, so I feel like I'm excited
Speaker 1: me too. We'll see what happens. She hasn't written me back,
Speaker 1: but I predict Dana White, who's the UFC we have
Speaker 1: to go? He actually, you know what, maybe save it
Speaker 1: for next time. Oh my god, Well stay tuned. We
Speaker 1: actually have a lot to get to next Monday. I
Speaker 1: do want to preemptively say that, Um, we have an
Speaker 1: amazing song that someone had sex to that we are
Speaker 1: going to play on Monday's show. That is so funny.
Speaker 1: I hope we get to it. Um we have your
Speaker 1: Dana White story. Uh, we'll have I'm going to Metric
Speaker 1: to see Metric and Denver. This is the band Metric.
Speaker 1: Andre's going to see Jake I Want tomorrow and I'm
Speaker 1: sigt Louis and Site. I'm going to Denver with Noah
Speaker 1: and my friend Kat and we're having a whole weekend.
Speaker 1: We're probably gonna go to Columbine for a fourth time.
Speaker 1: I'm very excited. It'll be Noah's first. I have been
Speaker 1: to Combine three times. I'm going to try to go
Speaker 1: four times in a year, so that'll be this weekend.
Speaker 1: I gotta get this call. Thank you guys for listening
Speaker 1: so much. Don't be closed this weekend at Jack the
Speaker 1: guy from White Stripes