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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this Apple this EPO.

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Speaker 1: We'll start again, Hello the Internet and welcome to this

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Speaker 1: very special trending episode. What how do I do this? Okay,

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Speaker 1: my brand and to welcome to this episode of Apple

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Speaker 1: vis Trends Show. Instead of Apple Vision Pro. Why Why did?

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Speaker 1: Why was that so hard? What the fu? I don't know?

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Speaker 1: I'm Jack. That is Miles. We're thrilled to be joined

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Speaker 1: to our special Apple Vision Pro reporter on the street.

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Speaker 1: It's super producer Brian. Jeffrey's Brian. What's happened?

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 1: People? Is this the first time you're on Mike sorta

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Speaker 1: kind of? Maybe? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Ship the phones are hey ones people. That's unfortunately fiancee.

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Speaker 3: They're gonna lose it right now, hear in your voice. Anyway,

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Speaker 3: It's only me.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry, guys. Yeah, it's great to have you. First

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Speaker 1: of all, big fan, first time a long time. You're

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Speaker 1: in the band Lea Femera, right, yeah.

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Speaker 4: Very briefly, briefly I was there right right before they imploded.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that is I'm glad you asked the question that

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Speaker 1: was on everyone's mind. Yes, yes, yes, yes, I played

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Speaker 1: bass in that band. What else? What else? What? Else

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Speaker 1: division from the Apple Vision Pro dropped or didn't drop,

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Speaker 1: but they like showed us what it's going to look like,

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Speaker 1: what the what the features are. Brian, you immersed yourself.

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Speaker 1: You drenched yourself in all the coverage of you know,

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Speaker 1: people who have gotten their hands on it and who

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Speaker 1: watched the debut of our new reality that just dropped.

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Speaker 1: I was hoping to find it like stupid and easy

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Speaker 1: to dismiss, and I found it stupid and difficult to dismiss.

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Speaker 1: I found it like, this is our this is a

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Speaker 1: glimpse of what our dark future is going to look like.

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Speaker 3: Did you watch a ten minute clip that Apple dropped

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Speaker 3: that was like the full sort of like sort of

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Speaker 3: commercial presentation of what the headset would do.

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Speaker 1: I think I just watched highlights, oh.

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Speaker 3: Man, because the second they switched it up to like

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Speaker 3: first it was like watching movies on it, and then

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Speaker 3: when they started playing two K like video games, and

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Speaker 3: I was like ah, and her magicy was like what

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Speaker 3: I was like, I think the Vision Pro is actually

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Speaker 3: kind of cool for like one very narrow reason now,

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Speaker 3: and I didn't think I would, but that's it.

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Speaker 1: But that's it. So the thing that I think I

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Speaker 1: was underrating. The thing that jumps out to me is

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Speaker 1: it is And this makes sense of the name change

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Speaker 1: because we thought it was like Apple Reality or something

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Speaker 1: Apple Reality. It seems like it's an improvement on vision.

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Speaker 1: Like the eye tracking is crazy, Like you look at

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Speaker 1: something and it just knows what you're looking at and

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Speaker 1: like zooms in on that thing or like interacts with

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Speaker 1: that thing. You have like four K cameras for each

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Speaker 1: of your eyes, so it's like better than your actual vision.

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Speaker 1: The wired demo, they let somebody do like a hands

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Speaker 1: on test drive of it and they were like, so

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Speaker 1: then I went in and Apple's on site optometrist like

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Speaker 1: check fitted. So that's the other thing.

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Speaker 4: So it costs thirty five hundred dollars unless you have glasses.

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Speaker 4: Unless you need to wear glasses, then you need to

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Speaker 4: have prescription lenses made for the Vision pro in order

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Speaker 4: to use it, because it does not accommodate.

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Speaker 1: Oh right, glasses. Oh but you could wear contact lenses. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that should be right if you wear that.

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Speaker 3: If you guys should have stigmatism or something, you ain't

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Speaker 3: fucking with that. The other thing I read though, too,

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Speaker 3: is like it's only for one user at a time,

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Speaker 3: like it doesn't have like multiple use profiles, kind of

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Speaker 3: like how like an iPod would be, or like an

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Speaker 3: iPhone even though they're on it like a computer and

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Speaker 3: people are like, wait, what, it's not like I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: buy eight of these fucking things.

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Speaker 4: I think that might have something to do with a

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Speaker 4: it being Apple and then being greedy bastards, and also interesting,

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Speaker 4: So the way this thing is set up, so it's

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Speaker 4: got an insane suite of sensors. It's got six outer cameras,

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Speaker 4: it's got IR sensors, depth sensors, light are basically all

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Speaker 4: the shit you would put on like an autonomous car.

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Speaker 4: All those sensors inside scan your face and.

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Speaker 1: Learn how your movements work.

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Speaker 4: And I think that might be a tricky thing to

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Speaker 4: be switching between for different users because it's.

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Speaker 1: Set up for this one person.

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Speaker 4: So I can see how that might be problematic to

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Speaker 1: Didn't get problematic to be caping for Apple right now.

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Speaker 1: But now here's the funny thing.

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Speaker 4: I hate having products, is the thing, but I love technology.

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Speaker 3: You are the most notoriously anti Apple person I know

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Speaker 3: actually can't stand funny.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't even eat the damn but you stay up. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't. Well, the thing that makes this makes it

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Speaker 1: like having only one user profile per thing makes sense

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Speaker 1: to me, is you were saying that like that they

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Speaker 1: advertise the possibility of like virtual court side tickets where.

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Speaker 4: I heard it, Well, they didn't, but I heard some

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Speaker 4: people talking about that as a possibility, where now that

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Speaker 4: was something that sounded really cool to me because I

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Speaker 4: would never be able to afford or have an inclination

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Speaker 1: Court side tickets.

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Speaker 4: But as you always talk about on Miles and jackgob

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Speaker 4: Matt Boosti's thank you for it's an experience being able

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Speaker 4: And yeah, I might be able to I might be

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Speaker 1: And that has been a thing you can like do

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Speaker 1: virtual reality court side tickets already. But this seemed like

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Speaker 1: the combination of like how like the fact that this

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Speaker 1: the other like virtual reality stuff that I've seen. It

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Speaker 1: just doesn't I don't know, it doesn't feel quite as

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Speaker 1: like this feels like a thing where you could buy

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Speaker 1: user profile, you could just like sell tickets like courts

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Speaker 1: tee tickets and like have people come through in your

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Speaker 3: I at the end of the day, I mean like,

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Speaker 3: I still I don't see what it solves. The only

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Speaker 3: thing that I really truly see is like, oh, they

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Speaker 3: just made the most lit TV slash computer monitor I've

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Speaker 4: It is a little confusing because they are essentially billing

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Speaker 4: it as it is a standalone computer with its own

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Speaker 4: operating system, and they're billing it as you can replace

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Speaker 4: all your Apple shit with it, but also conversely, you.

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Speaker 1: Can tie all your Apple shit.

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Speaker 4: You already have through it to it and use it

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Speaker 4: in conjunction with all this stuff. So it's it begs

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Speaker 4: a lot of questions.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you mentioned the possibility that like you can walk

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Speaker 4: Which is totally totally It sounds cool on its face,

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Speaker 4: but then you're like, well, what the fuck do I

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Speaker 4: have a I don't know, It's like what the fuck

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Speaker 1: A screen in where right?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because I'm like I need a type I

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Speaker 3: don't need the voice.

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Speaker 4: Again, if you're interested in this, you probably are appled

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Speaker 4: up to your eyeballs.

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Speaker 1: For sure, and now you'll be appled up into your

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Speaker 1: eyeballs on the inside of your eyeballs. It just seems

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Speaker 1: like it could just be like a neat trick. Even so,

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Speaker 1: it's a very good trick, like the stuff that they

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Speaker 1: the downsides that people are mentioning is that it's like

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Speaker 1: a heavy battery pack and it's fucking way way those

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Speaker 1: have it like plugged in, which I'm sure people will do.

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Speaker 1: This will just replace like any need to move anywhere

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Speaker 1: because you just have all all screens floating in front

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Speaker 4: Also, just a couple other things, just real quick. There

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Speaker 4: Rhich is weird because it's set a couple of inches

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Speaker 1: Person, Like, the pictures that I've seen of it look weird.

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Speaker 1: They look like they've like done like a thing with shadowing,

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Speaker 4: And then also you can take three D videos and photos,

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Speaker 4: which in the demo it's like this dad doing treasured

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Speaker 4: moment shit, but he's got these ski goggles on and

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Speaker 4: it's like, Okay, that's you're really.

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Speaker 1: Living in the moment there, Like yeah.

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Speaker 3: It's then they like cut back to like that person

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Speaker 4: It's like your kids don't even know what the fuck

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Speaker 4: you look like when you take off the goggles.

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Speaker 1: They see a stranger. Yeah. Like, the cool parts of

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Speaker 1: it remind me of like Minority Report, where he's like

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Speaker 1: camera is inside your eyes and you're like using it

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Speaker 1: to just like it. There is a version of this,

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Speaker 1: like a future iteration of this product of the technology

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Speaker 1: from the entire history of you, Yeah, where like where

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Speaker 1: through everything you've seen that day, like because they just

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Speaker 1: say that, right, Yeah. So it's it seems like a

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Speaker 3: Very intoxicating hooked though. I mean because like really, I

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Speaker 3: think the people who would dish thirty five hundred dollars

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Speaker 3: out it's not because they need like a more efficient

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Speaker 3: waiting for augmented reality. It's I feel like the biggest

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Speaker 3: hook right now is that it's this TV entertainment experience.

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Speaker 1: Uh, but I guess that's specifically for me. While they're

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Speaker 1: gonna have to and they're gonna have to change the

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Speaker 1: one profile thing so that you can like have friends

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Speaker 1: over and like show let them fuck with it if

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Speaker 1: they if they want it to. So hopefully they don't

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Speaker 1: change that, and this just dies a quiet death. But

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's gonna happen. To know you're making

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Speaker 1: contact lenses next. Doesn't look good. All right, thank you

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Speaker 1: Brian for coming on and sharing your Apple fanboyism. We

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Speaker 1: appreciate it. I love them apples. He's never owned a

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Speaker 1: iPhone either, how about apples? Damn? That is that is dedication?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's not. He's not fucking with that. Let's

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Speaker 1: take a quick break. We'll come back and talk about

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Speaker 1: some other stories. And we're back and let's run through him.

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Speaker 1: Peter and Pete, Pete Davidson lois the Peta pets. Whoever wins,

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Speaker 1: we lose? Yeah, yeah, don't. I don't know. The story

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Speaker 1: seems made up by AI to me, but go ahead.

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Speaker 3: No, I mean it was just because like he he

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Speaker 1: kind to yourself, get the vaccine, get your blue shots,

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Speaker 1: get all your shots. Don't do nothing about white supremacy,

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Speaker 1: and we'll talk to you y'all tomorrow. Bye bye,