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Speaker 1: Hey wow, Hi, Welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast with

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Speaker 1: Sydney and Marie.

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Speaker 2: WHOA.

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Speaker 1: How you doing, girl, I'm doing really well. You sounded

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Speaker 1: really excited to be on this couch right now. Well

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Speaker 1: that's because I had some lunky charms. So thank you

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Speaker 1: very much. Okay, you're such a good host. I can't

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Speaker 1: believe it. Sounds like you said hoe for a second,

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Speaker 1: but you're that You're well, yeah, you know so much.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it h. It's always surprising to me that you

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Speaker 1: come here and eat cereal and then you tell me

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Speaker 1: that you're lactose intolerant, and I'm like, this is not lactate,

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Speaker 1: this is real milk, real gmo cow titty milk. I

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Speaker 1: like to challenge my body. That's what I like to do.

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Speaker 1: When is a lactose intolerant, that means like your body

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Speaker 1: can't break down dairy. But you be eating cheese too, girl.

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Speaker 1: When we went to that thing last night, I was

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Speaker 1: busting down that chest. It was sharp cheddar too, sharp

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Speaker 1: cheddar sharp. Man, it was that crack crighton barrel. What

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Speaker 1: is it? I feel like createing barrels inside cheese. It's

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Speaker 1: cracker barrel cheese. That's what it is what white person

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Speaker 1: thought it would be a good idea to call their

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Speaker 1: cheese cracker barrel. I don't know, but it's delicious. I

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Speaker 1: love cheese. Is not sponsored by cracker barrel or crateing barrel.

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Speaker 1: We don't have creating barrel furniture in my house. We

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Speaker 1: have a Craigslist akia stuff though. Do you really trust Craigslist.

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Speaker 1: I've had this couch for two years and I've never

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Speaker 1: gotten sick. Have you gotten sick? Actually? When he asked

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Speaker 1: one of this couch, I feel like I broke out

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Speaker 1: on my neck a couple of times. That's because you're

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Speaker 1: weave is shut up, because you wear cheap hair. You

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Speaker 1: got to move up to the thirty dollars packs. Excuse me, bitch.

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Speaker 1: This is on the third the third shelf, so this

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Speaker 1: is more than the thirty dollars. That's a top show

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Speaker 1: thirty four ninety nine. My bass is no, this is

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Speaker 1: like sixty something. You pay sixty dollars that hair? Are

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Speaker 1: you saying I should have? Yes? I don't know why

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Speaker 1: anybody sixty dollars at the b supply store. But also

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Speaker 1: your hair, it looks good. You finally took them locks out.

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Speaker 1: Can you walk us through that process. I took my

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Speaker 1: locks out. Ooh, can I tell you the edges were

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Speaker 1: what missing moment of signs for those edges? Ugh, it's

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Speaker 1: so hot, say dom, Yeah, I am. I waited too long.

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Speaker 1: I I wore those locks for over two months, and

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Speaker 1: like you said, I wasn't greasing my scouting properly. White

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Speaker 1: people listening to this, if you date black men or

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Speaker 1: you date a black woman, moisturizing your scalp is very

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Speaker 1: important to us. Don't let your baby walk around looking like, uh,

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Speaker 1: what's her name? Nala? Oh Holly Berry daughter. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's very dry. That white dad had her looking terribly

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Speaker 1: in these streets. Oh he didn't even hit it with

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Speaker 1: no water or nothing. He just threw it in a

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Speaker 1: messy bun. He threw a rubber band around it. He

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Speaker 1: was like, oh, hair with the edges of brick. I said, Gabrielle,

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Speaker 1: that's why you got left. Yeah, that's why Holly's not

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Speaker 1: with you. Oliver knew how to put some shade butter

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Speaker 1: on their edges or something. Listen, somebody get a note

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Speaker 1: to Madonna's stat because she just adopted a little black baby,

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Speaker 1: also a little girl, did she Yeah? She has a

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Speaker 1: little black son. His shape up don't ever be shaped up.

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Speaker 1: But come on, mate, you gotta let these kids live

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Speaker 1: the well. I'm I'm a grown adult, a full blown adult.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, one side of my you know, head is

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Speaker 1: not looking right, so I gotta flip the hair so

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Speaker 1: that people don't see that side. But the fact that

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Speaker 1: you have hair to flip is like tremendous. Oh well,

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Speaker 1: what happened is I cut my locks too short, so

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Speaker 1: I cut my actual hair, so the hairstylas had to

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Speaker 1: like cut it into like a short much hair did

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Speaker 1: you cut off? Oh girl? I was Oh man, I

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Speaker 1: didn't know my hair was that long. You know, I

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Speaker 1: had cut my hair last year, so I'm thinking, you know,

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Speaker 1: it was all shrinkage. So I'm thinking my hair started

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Speaker 1: closer to the scalp than but when your hair is braided,

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Speaker 1: it's stretched. Oh man, did not know, so nothing. So

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Speaker 1: I got a little tea bos cut underneath this uh

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Speaker 1: this wig, and I'm trying to grow it out some more.

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Speaker 1: Shut up so you could buy Yeah, but I took

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Speaker 1: it out and I feel better. My edges are gonna

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Speaker 1: grow back. I'm healthy, I'm young. You gotta go to church.

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Speaker 1: And let an old lady put her hands on your edges.

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Speaker 1: I need a prayer circle, That's what I need. Remember

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Speaker 1: when I first cut my hair and they shaved the

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Speaker 1: sides and then we did videos on YouTube and your

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Speaker 1: the reezy fans were like, her edge is gone. I

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Speaker 1: remember the reason people saying that those don't sound like

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Speaker 1: my us, say death did three Hive is rude? Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean yeah, but you know what, people watch my

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Speaker 1: videos from like all over the world. It's crazy. Like

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Speaker 1: somebody from Namibia hit me up the other day. I

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Speaker 1: was like, I don't even know where that is. Sis

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Speaker 1: listen Namibia, do you know where that is? I think

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Speaker 1: it's adjacent to Kenya. Somebody from a marri Cash shit

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Speaker 1: me up. I don't know where. I don't even know

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Speaker 1: where that is either. Marck Cairsh sounds like like a

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Speaker 1: like a pyramid scheme company like Samway. But I work

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Speaker 1: for marra Cash. If you sign up three friends, then

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Speaker 1: they pay me and then I make money and then

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Speaker 1: they sign up three friends. Mary Cash sound it's in Morocco.

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Speaker 1: Oh so so what's like French Montana's people.

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Speaker 2: Way up?

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Speaker 1: What was the Marrakesh game that they spit? They were

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Speaker 1: just like, Hi, I saw you on something, a YouTube video,

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Speaker 1: and he's like, I just want to let you know

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Speaker 1: you're funny and let's fuck. Oh okay, well you know

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Speaker 1: what that mouth do? What America, Marie? What's going on?

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Speaker 1: Are you an expert anything this week? Oh? Wow, fouring?

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Speaker 1: Isn't it so great to be in the house? Yeah? Man,

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Speaker 1: who shout out to all the homeless people living in

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Speaker 1: soggy boxes? Right Maree Sidney. I'm sure they're not listening

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Speaker 1: to this podcast right now. We should start with your

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Speaker 1: expertise this week. What were you an expert at? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I was an expert at stunting on the gram yo,

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Speaker 1: stunting hard body. Okay, but you won't really post on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: I'm on the instant stories and people be lurking listen.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys know this, but we

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Speaker 1: can see who watches our Insta stories. So you know,

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Speaker 1: I've been to the pool a couple of times this summer,

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Speaker 1: like back to back. We've been doing day things because

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Speaker 1: you know, we ain't got no days showing our entire

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Speaker 1: ass cracks. Uh huh. So people were like very concerned

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Speaker 1: trying to figure out, like, so how are you guys

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Speaker 1: getting money? What are you doing? Because it looks like

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Speaker 1: you're doing a lot of day things and night things

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Speaker 1: that what as well? It looks like you have income

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Speaker 1: coming in, but you don't what's up? So I was

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Speaker 1: standing hard on my answer stories, making sure I had

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Speaker 1: something to do every freaking day. There was not one

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Speaker 1: day I didn't have somewhere to go. All right, let's

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Speaker 1: go through it. Monday, What did you do on Monday? Monday?

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Speaker 1: Monday Day was the day before July fourth? We went

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Speaker 1: to somebody's cookout. Okay, And then on July fourth, what

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Speaker 1: did you do? We went to somebody else's cookout on

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Speaker 1: a terrace looking better than everybody, yep. And then they

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Speaker 1: had like a real chef and they had a real

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Speaker 1: chef that was in their pan searing salmon. Yeah. And

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Speaker 1: they had a deconstructed apple pie. It was ridiculous. They

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Speaker 1: had too good. They had the grilled corn. They had

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Speaker 1: like two types of chicken, Yes, yeah, too type niggas

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Speaker 1: got two types of chicken. Do you know how like

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Speaker 1: much money they had? Do you know how committed you

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Speaker 1: got to be to the cookout to get two types

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Speaker 1: of But they threw them in the same pan. I

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Speaker 1: mean it didn't matter. It didn't matter. I mean it

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Speaker 1: looked it looked great. It looked good and tasted good. Well,

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Speaker 1: it looked like the chicken was definitely from like one

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Speaker 1: of those membership places like Costcos or Bej's or something

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Speaker 1: was supple. It was real supple to meat. Oh, the

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Speaker 1: juice was great. There was no blood coming out. It

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Speaker 1: was beautiful. I see not a single baby vein or nothing.

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Speaker 1: So then what's the next day we did out there? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Before that, we went to like a little outdoor party

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Speaker 1: called Body and Soul. Yes, and it was a dust field. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well let's look. Can we be back back back back,

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Speaker 1: back back back ya. So y'all know Coachella, right, y'all

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Speaker 1: know Burning Man. We did like the poor people version

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Speaker 1: a little ferry, little little dusty boat, little chuck boat.

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Speaker 1: It was like a You're on the boat for like

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Speaker 1: one a sandal because I was like, Oh, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: to house music. No, it was legit like the dustiest

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Speaker 1: cornfield in all of the East Coast. It was not

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Speaker 1: a corn field. It felt like a flattened cord field.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. There were literally people without their shoes

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Speaker 1: on dance. They were doing rain dances in the dust field.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know to what beats they were doing.

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Speaker 1: It was not DJ Colade, and people were so free.

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Speaker 1: Liked you call him DJ Colade. And I had white

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Speaker 1: sneakers on too. Yeah, but I feel like they when

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Speaker 1: they were done so really yes, Oh I had to

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Speaker 1: top of that, had an edible let me tell you

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Speaker 1: people edibles. Uh. Not only was I satting on the GRAM,

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Speaker 1: was a couple of things I posted. I was like,

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Speaker 1: was fucking fucked up. We were posting the sunset. It's

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Speaker 1: there was a lot of watching you do that. It

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Speaker 1: was so foolish and I was like that it was

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Speaker 1: me at the right time, though, Like it hit me

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Speaker 1: and then I uh, I was being my dusty just

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Speaker 1: And there this this gay guy came up to me

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Speaker 1: and was like, I didn't even want to come talk

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Speaker 1: you're so stunning. And I was like, and yet here

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Speaker 1: you are in my face. He had on a white

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Speaker 1: white pants. It's like, I can't believe you were white

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Speaker 1: pants to a like a festival. I think he didn't

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Speaker 1: know what it was either. But it was fun though

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Speaker 1: it was I had a good time. I mean see,

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Speaker 1: because I'm greedy. I did the edible and then did

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Speaker 1: some more. Every time I do edibles with Sydney, she says, oh,

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Speaker 1: you know what, Uh, I think I should take more

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Speaker 1: at And I'm always like, nah, dude, this you can't know.

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Speaker 1: You're already high. No, no, no, I think I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: do every single time. We take edibles to get it.

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Speaker 1: So we left. We left. It hit me on the ferry.

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Speaker 1: I literally passed out on your shoulder. I like fell asleep.

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Speaker 1: He's crazy and the nuts. Yes, but he was hurt

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Speaker 1: some like several other men photografting black China. Do you

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Speaker 1: Oh you didn't see that. And then Ti I just

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Speaker 1: basically Rob Kardashan. He's losing all his friendscause they're like, Nigga,

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Speaker 1: and not paying yo, ass, you got you a Rob Kardashian.

423
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:01,679
Speaker 1: Where do I find a chubby dude with money and

424
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:05,399
Speaker 1: low self esteem? Where do those people live at? Where

425
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:09,040
Speaker 1: do they reside? If you're listening to this right now

426
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:12,440
Speaker 1: and you are like a Kardashian esque dude and you

427
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,200
Speaker 1: maybe just want to hang out with two cool black

428
00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:19,800
Speaker 1: girls who will roast you incessantly but also entertain you significantly,

429
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:22,879
Speaker 1: holl at us. Just leave us a comment on the

430
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:27,679
Speaker 1: unofficial expert Instagram not Instagram iTunes. Well, you know, we

431
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,720
Speaker 1: had Wendy here, and she was able to Wendy Starling.

432
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,680
Speaker 1: She was able to hit us off with the sugar

433
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:36,600
Speaker 1: daddy thing. But like, I've been you know, this person

434
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:40,239
Speaker 1: for years now, and nobody has ever wanted to like

435
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,159
Speaker 1: just fully take care. No, I had to buy my

436
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:46,879
Speaker 1: own titties, you know how upset I asked. But my

437
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,639
Speaker 1: question for you now the follow up, and I think

438
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:53,520
Speaker 1: we're all wondering this is, were you sucking dick? Were

439
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:56,879
Speaker 1: you willing to suck a dick for some tits? No?

440
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,080
Speaker 1: I don't like breast that much, all right, That's why

441
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:02,239
Speaker 1: I had to pay for them yourself. That's crazy, like

442
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:07,080
Speaker 1: touched the tit to get the tits. I mean at

443
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:09,720
Speaker 1: the time, I had a boyfriend and he kept telling

444
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,439
Speaker 1: me like, I don't need to get them because he

445
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,880
Speaker 1: loves me for me, and I was like, I think

446
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:18,760
Speaker 1: this is for you, think for the next person. You crazy,

447
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,720
Speaker 1: you crazy bastard. I feel like I see what his

448
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,640
Speaker 1: game was though he told you didn't need them because

449
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:26,120
Speaker 1: he didn't want to pay for them. Well, he knew

450
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:28,280
Speaker 1: he wasn't gonna pack, he didn't have the coins. He

451
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:30,760
Speaker 1: was always gonna put it on the corporate card. Absolutely,

452
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:33,560
Speaker 1: you can't put the black boob, the black girl's boobs

453
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:36,760
Speaker 1: on the black card. Hilarious on the American Express gold.

454
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:39,560
Speaker 1: I had a dude, Actually it was a couple of

455
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:42,760
Speaker 1: weeks ago. We went out and he put our wings

456
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,760
Speaker 1: on his corporate card. I was like, thank you. I

457
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:52,000
Speaker 1: don't even know what you do, dude, he sweaty charged

458
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 1: the date. I mean, honestly, I'm not mad at Black China.

459
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,920
Speaker 1: I don't even care about Rob Kardashian spending money, spend

460
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:03,680
Speaker 1: take Everybody cares about Rob card for everything they got.

461
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:07,879
Speaker 1: Nobody cares about Rob Kardashian, which is why he's Rob Kardashian.

462
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:11,879
Speaker 1: And he got played by like a twenty nine year

463
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:17,960
Speaker 1: old who like she's Joanne the scammer's apprentice. She said no,

464
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:21,800
Speaker 1: He said that she had the baby and immediately left. Yeah,

465
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,280
Speaker 1: I remember remember Christmas. He posted that sad video and

466
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:27,239
Speaker 1: he was like, uh, she took all the presents. She

467
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:30,840
Speaker 1: under the tree. He was like, she took the crib,

468
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:34,240
Speaker 1: but you have movers to take the tree, Like yo,

469
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:37,760
Speaker 1: how she's how hard are you? She left one ornament

470
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 1: like the Grinch. She took everything and didn't He have

471
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:45,600
Speaker 1: a video of him showing the house. Yeah, he's going

472
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:48,480
Speaker 1: around and he's like, I don't know. I mean, she

473
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:53,359
Speaker 1: took our new baby like it was a couch, Like

474
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,119
Speaker 1: it was a new couch. Whatever. She took all the

475
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,200
Speaker 1: presents and left the baby. Would that have been better

476
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,399
Speaker 1: or worse? I think it's better that she took the

477
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,159
Speaker 1: baby because I don't even know if he knew what

478
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,120
Speaker 1: to do with it. Dam but I think he has

479
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,720
Speaker 1: the baby now. I got the juice now I think

480
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:08,439
Speaker 1: he has the baby now. Really yeah, well that's what

481
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,960
Speaker 1: probably what the fuck she wants. She's like, I want

482
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,640
Speaker 1: to go out and do ratchet things with my hood

483
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:16,119
Speaker 1: red friend. She's like, also, send me money so that

484
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:18,680
Speaker 1: I can pay for my other child because his dad

485
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:22,200
Speaker 1: is broke. The other one, the other dad who's the

486
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 1: dad Tiger? You know he ain't got no money. So wait,

487
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:29,760
Speaker 1: she got with Rob because Tiger got with Kylie. Ah.

488
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:34,640
Speaker 1: These people got so much time, like they're not doing nothing. Yo.

489
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:39,120
Speaker 1: He spent one hundred thousand dollars on her to get

490
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:43,840
Speaker 1: her body back and he's still fat. How much did

491
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:45,840
Speaker 1: Caiton pay? That's what I want to know. I also

492
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:49,280
Speaker 1: want to know what baby. Also, they definitely didn't go

493
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 1: to the same doctor at all at all. I mean

494
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:57,480
Speaker 1: Caitlyn needs I mean sleep, say much, say actually, don't

495
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:58,959
Speaker 1: say anything at all. I'm gonna say all of it.

496
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:03,439
Speaker 1: China is a young black woman, and Kitlyn is white.

497
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 1: So the body is the snap back is Kaitlyn but

498
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,879
Speaker 1: just turned seventy seventies. I mean, oh, technically Kaitlyn is

499
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 1: like two. But like Citlan's body, the form is like

500
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 1: a cool sixty soul. The soul soul is seventy. It's seventy.

501
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:22,640
Speaker 1: So of course, like the skin, elasticity ain't there for

502
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:27,199
Speaker 1: for her. So, Marie, would you block China somebody if

503
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:30,280
Speaker 1: that was really down all my luck? Oh, Marie, abso

504
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 1: freaking lily, what do you mean down on your luck?

505
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:34,959
Speaker 1: Like if I was real desperate like China was, like

506
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,240
Speaker 1: I didn't have anywhere to live, and I didn't. Because

507
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 1: I've never heard her speak, and I watched a clip

508
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 1: from the Robin China Show on Instagram the other day,

509
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:46,720
Speaker 1: and she she talks like this, like she's like, you know,

510
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:50,200
Speaker 1: I graduated from high school and then couldn't afford to

511
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:53,159
Speaker 1: go to college, so I started stripping and then paid

512
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,240
Speaker 1: my way through college. I'm really proud of what I've

513
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 1: accomplished because nobody taught me anything. Well that's I mean,

514
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:01,679
Speaker 1: that is something right. So that's how Chrininga talks. So

515
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 1: I feel like the way that I just got to

516
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,440
Speaker 1: take the base out of my voice and then maybe

517
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,879
Speaker 1: I can black China somebody. Gro You sound like you

518
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:11,159
Speaker 1: got confidence and you got both exactly exactly, like exactly,

519
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,960
Speaker 1: it's not gonna work. Yeah, I mean, look, take one

520
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,199
Speaker 1: look at you at the strip club, like, what is

521
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 1: she doing here? There'll be WA's her back so long,

522
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 1: there'll be some drink nigga, and they're like, we ain't

523
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 1: got to do this, reazy, you ain't got to do this.

524
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 1: And then I'll go to Junior's bachelor party and get

525
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 1: and uh and then start working at a shoe store.

526
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god. If you don't know that reference, it's

527
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:39,880
Speaker 1: from the Players Club, please pause the podcast and watch

528
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:44,360
Speaker 1: that cinematic masterpiece. I think it's on Netflix right now.

529
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 1: Actually really so the Players Club is like Jamie Fox

530
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:53,120
Speaker 1: Lisa and actually those are the Bernie mac Bernie mac

531
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 1: is yeah, yeah, yeah, booking niked somebody else. I don't know.

532
00:27:56,600 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 1: I just feel Sidney, could you black China somebody me? Yeah? Not?

533
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 1: I'm you know me as a person. Listeners, you guys

534
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 1: know me. My heart full of gold, my heart, my

535
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 1: heart is full of uberpool like I can't. So you've

536
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 1: never bamboozled a man into giving you money that you

537
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 1: didn't actually need for something that you didn't need. I

538
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 1: asked a friend for six hundred dollars. I told him

539
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,160
Speaker 1: I would pay him back. I did not how long

540
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:28,160
Speaker 1: ago was that. That was many years ago, many moons ago,

541
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:33,120
Speaker 1: and it was to go to Miami. And he understood

542
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,359
Speaker 1: that he wasn't getting that money back. So that's the

543
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,680
Speaker 1: only time you've ever tricked somebody into giving you money.

544
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 1: I didn't trick him. I asked. I said, hey, I'm

545
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 1: down on my luck and I need six hundred dollars

546
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 1: for Miami. Was good? Six hundred dollars for Miami. How

547
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 1: many days were you in Miami for three days? That's

548
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:53,080
Speaker 1: a lot of money for three days. What are you

549
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 1: talking about? Did you buy your ticket and then that

550
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:59,240
Speaker 1: was your signalledge? Was my pocket money. That's a lot

551
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 1: of money for three days, Marie. Not everybody can go

552
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 1: to Miami and pay absolutely nothing. Okay, I need to

553
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 1: have something in mind, and then I needed some money

554
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 1: left over for when I get back exactly. But that's

555
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 1: a lot of money for three days. Like it, that's food.

556
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 1: I'm a good person. I would never do that. Because

557
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 1: first of all, I can't be with somebody that I

558
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:27,479
Speaker 1: don't like. That's that's a lie. Everybody listening to this

559
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 1: right now has been with someone that they didn't really

560
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 1: like that much. No, just because they were like maybe

561
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 1: having a good time, or maybe they like to travel,

562
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 1: or maybe they like to eat out. No, everybody that

563
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 1: I've been with you actually like, I actually liked. Really? Yeah.

564
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 1: Do you know how people I've been with that I

565
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 1: did not like? I like have these connections with people

566
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 1: and I stay there. Wow, the dick be that good?

567
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 1: Us is No, it's not even that penis be terrible.

568
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:57,480
Speaker 1: I just really like you, That's what it is. Wow.

569
00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:59,720
Speaker 1: I wish I could see my face right now because

570
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 1: I am so confused, something like, what is wrong with me?

571
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 1: You can really like that many people? Yes, Wow, I

572
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 1: don't think that there's anything wrong with me. I feel

573
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 1: like what happened. Well, actually, at the time, I was

574
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 1: also an alcoholic, so so you might have thought that

575
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 1: you liked somebody. Yeah, that could have been the situation.

576
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 1: I would have liked to be with these people again

577
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 1: sober and see if I could see what I saw

578
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,960
Speaker 1: on them, because I don't right now at this moment.

579
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 1: I don't know why I was with them. Yeah, alcohol

580
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 1: those crazy things to people. I can't imagine being drunk

581
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:42,480
Speaker 1: all the time. I remember being drunk recently and not

582
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 1: remembering what until I was doing. Oh yeah, what happened.

583
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 1: Oh let me tell you what happened.

584
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 3: So U.

585
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 1: I had what I remember to be three drinks, possibly more,

586
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:54,080
Speaker 1: but I know that I had three. And I was

587
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:57,840
Speaker 1: out for pride, not out like out the closet, just

588
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 1: like out with the gay people. I don't want to

589
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 1: say that I need to clarify because people might be like,

590
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 1: I know Marie was a lesbian, or they'll be like

591
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 1: I knew Marie was a lesbian. So I was out

592
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 1: with my gaboo, Greg, who has been on the show before.

593
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 1: He was our heartless romantic or hopeless hopeless romantic, hopeless romantic.

594
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god, I'm made out

595
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 1: with the bartender. I don't know how I got home.

596
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah. Cut to last Friday. I spoke to

597
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 1: said bartender and I was like, when did we kiss?

598
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 1: And he was like, what was that? I was like,

599
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 1: when did I kiss you? And he was like, I'm

600
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 1: not understanding the question. I was like, oh, now, your

601
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 1: thick Irish accent can't understand my normal ass New York accent.

602
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 1: And he was like, I offered to get you some food.

603
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 1: Then I offered to get you a cab, and you

604
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 1: turned it down. And I was like, that don't sound

605
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 1: like me at all. Turned down a free taxi? Nah,

606
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 1: so he said he offered to get me a cab

607
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 1: and I turned it down, and then I turned around

608
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,479
Speaker 1: and started kissing the dude next to me. He was like,

609
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 1: we never touched you kissed somebody else and he spoke

610
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,160
Speaker 1: to you after that. I was like, well, what did

611
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 1: the nigga that I kiss look like? Was he black?

612
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say a full no. He was like, I

613
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 1: don't remember what he looked like. I was like, that

614
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 1: means he was black, because I said after I broke

615
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 1: up with my ex boyfriend that I was back to black.

616
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 1: There's no way that my God would forsake me and

617
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:18,720
Speaker 1: kiss a beige dude, even though you thought that you

618
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 1: kissed the bartender and he was Irish, right, right, right, right,

619
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,000
Speaker 1: But I was devastated about that. I feel a little

620
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 1: bit better now. I feel like I kiss somebody named

621
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 1: Kwan or Jason, or get that chamber on the dude

622
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 1: that you kiss. I didn't get the bartender's number either.

623
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 1: He got mine, which means there's something wrong with him

624
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 1: because he saw me kiss somebody else and then he

625
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 1: texts me immediately. Oh, he's just trying to you up.

626
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 1: He's just trying to He's just trying to deal with

627
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:44,200
Speaker 1: you long enough before he killed you. That's what that is.

628
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 1: I don't think Irish people are violent. Men are violent, well,

629
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:52,760
Speaker 1: white men are violent. No men men e n men.

630
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 1: So you kiss somebody randomly, you don't know who it is. No,

631
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 1: but in my mind he was black and he had

632
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:01,880
Speaker 1: all his teeth. I honestly feel like, you don't even know.

633
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 1: I don't know, Sydney. I have no idea what it was.

634
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 1: I'm just projecting that he's Now are gonna be like, so,

635
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 1: what kind of drink it was? So when they come

636
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:16,520
Speaker 1: to the warm up, they're like, what's It was a

637
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 1: Tito's vodka. Matter of fact, I got the recipe right

638
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 1: here because I took a picture of the menu when

639
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 1: I was there drinking. So it was Tito's. It was.

640
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 1: It was like a lemonade, right yeah, hold on, here's

641
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 1: the recipe right here. The name of the drink is

642
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 1: just the tip, and it's Tito's vodka, fresh lemonade, BlackBerry

643
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 1: syrup and home brewed some home roofy. That's what the

644
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:41,400
Speaker 1: fuck it was. Was he sprinkle a little Bill Cosby

645
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 1: and that bitch just to dash, So you think the

646
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 1: tip of Cosby? So you think that the bar tender

647
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 1: sprinkled some Cosby in it, and then I just used

648
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,959
Speaker 1: it on somebody else. No, the dude who probably you kissed,

649
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 1: probably just he did the alley oop, he did the Kobe.

650
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 1: You did a fucking Steph Curry, Steph Curry with the shot.

651
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:02,960
Speaker 1: He just threw the listen. I have no idea what

652
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 1: happened you miss, but you were thank you so much.

653
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 1: But just the tip. But you used to drink all

654
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:13,920
Speaker 1: the time? Would you black out regularly? When I got home.

655
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:16,799
Speaker 1: When I got home, I was like, so I had

656
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:19,440
Speaker 1: it sew together until I walked out of the club.

657
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:22,320
Speaker 1: When I walked out of the clerb and got into

658
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:25,799
Speaker 1: the cab, that's when shit got real gray. And then

659
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 1: somehow I would able to keep it together because I

660
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 1: would roll down the window and literally stick my head

661
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 1: outside the cab yeah, like a dog, Yes, like a dog.

662
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:37,719
Speaker 1: I was like, who this wind feels so good? Do

663
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 1: you remember what did we talk about this? What's the

664
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 1: craziest thing you've ever done? Drunk? The craziest thing I've

665
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 1: ever done? Yeah, like the drink is you think you've

666
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,640
Speaker 1: ever been? Oh? Oh, I know this, this is like

667
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 1: this is outstanding. Let me get home. So when I

668
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 1: had been day drinking all day. Day drinking is dangerous.

669
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 1: That's what got me caught up is day drinking with

670
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,320
Speaker 1: the gay people a bride. Okay, so I'm day drinking

671
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:06,399
Speaker 1: or whatever. And then I went to a party, then

672
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 1: picked up a friend and the friend was like, let's

673
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:11,279
Speaker 1: go get something to eat. So I picked up these

674
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 1: parogis from Visoka, and parogi's are like polish dumplings that

675
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 1: it had like a arugula and cheese, the fanciest of

676
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 1: all the salad. Delicious. So I had. I had like parogis,

677
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 1: I had beets, I had sour cream, I had like chibs.

678
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:32,719
Speaker 1: I had every fucking thing. I'm inhaling this stuff right right,

679
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,359
Speaker 1: So I'm fighting my friend like no, I'm gonna pay

680
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 1: for this. So I paid for everything when I was

681
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 1: drunk I would pay for everything. Okay, well you don't

682
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 1: want to be drunk with me, but I feel like

683
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:43,240
Speaker 1: you still be kind of paying for stuff sometimes. Okay,

684
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 1: but imagine that time's twelve. I wouldn't even let people

685
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 1: pull out. Shut up, bitch. So then I paid for

686
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,359
Speaker 1: the pay for the food we get in a cab,

687
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:55,320
Speaker 1: pay for the cab I get in the house. I'm

688
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 1: fucking lit like out my mind. I was like, you

689
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 1: know what I need to do, go to sleep. So

690
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 1: I lay down and I was passed down. I felt good,

691
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, I think that I'm

692
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 1: dreaming that I'm throwing up. I was like, oh, this

693
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 1: is a terrible dream. I threw up in the dream.

694
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 1: I threw up in my weave. I like threw up

695
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 1: on myself, I the other side of the bed, like

696
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 1: all this like all this stuff, all the food that

697
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 1: I just ate. I said, this is a fucking terrible dream.

698
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 1: You know what I need to do, go back to sleep.

699
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 1: So so you knew you were awake, because no, no, no, no.

700
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:35,920
Speaker 1: In the dream and the dream, it felt like I

701
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 1: was awake throwing up. But I was like, it's a

702
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:44,240
Speaker 1: bad dream. So I went back to sleep. So five

703
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 1: hours later, I'm getting a phone call and it was like,

704
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:50,840
Speaker 1: I was like, somebody's calling me. This is not a dream.

705
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 1: This is real. Yeah, this is not a drill. Kid,

706
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 1: it's my roommate. She's like, hey, do you want anything,

707
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,360
Speaker 1: I'll be home in ten minutes. I was like, no,

708
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:02,120
Speaker 1: I'm good. I hang up the phone and I was

709
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 1: like screaming. I was like, oh my god, it wasn't

710
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 1: a dream. So I had threw up all over me,

711
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:14,799
Speaker 1: and it had been sitting for five hours in my

712
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 1: brand new weave, like my brand new weave, like it

713
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 1: had just came in the mail like smell. Oh my god.

714
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 1: I s so had to tag on it. I was

715
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:25,680
Speaker 1: just it was I was doing a thirty day trial.

716
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 1: It was it was paid for. So I threw up

717
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 1: in my hair. I threw up all on the side

718
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 1: of the bed. So I had ten minutes to clean

719
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 1: everything up before my roommate came. Why did you need

720
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 1: to clean up? Wait before your roommate came. She was

721
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 1: coming into the room with you because it smelled like

722
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,520
Speaker 1: the whole house smelled. Discussion. Oh dude, there's no way

723
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 1: that after sitting for five hours, she got there and

724
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 1: she couldn't smell the throat even if you cleaned it up.

725
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:52,479
Speaker 1: Oh bitch, I was using bleach up on your wave,

726
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:55,400
Speaker 1: bleach in the ship. Oh I dunked my I dunked

727
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:58,319
Speaker 1: my whole head and bleached. That's what I did. I

728
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 1: was like, Yo, the fact that I thought that it

729
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:06,400
Speaker 1: was a dream. I was projectile vomiting and I thought

730
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:09,120
Speaker 1: it was a dream like Exorcist style. Oh yeah. I

731
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:12,960
Speaker 1: was like, whoa man? So what happened? She came home

732
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 1: and was like, whoo, somebody died in here. I had

733
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:18,359
Speaker 1: a bucket. I had a bucket from like cleaning everything up,

734
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 1: and I just threw stuff in the bucket and then

735
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,879
Speaker 1: I put it outside. I was like, I'm just let

736
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 1: this air out. And she's like, some disgusting person has

737
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,560
Speaker 1: a bucket would like like throw up on it. Who

738
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 1: would do that? And I was like, I don't know, man,

739
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:36,719
Speaker 1: this neighborhood's getting bad to all these gentrifications. Get this neighborhood.

740
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 1: I was like, somebody named Rebecca did that, Like it

741
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 1: was probably our upstairs neighbor. You know, she's real, uh,

742
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:45,960
Speaker 1: you know, college dormish. Yo. That is crazy, I think,

743
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 1: But like I feel like I can maybe count on

744
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 1: one hand the amount of times that I've thrown up drunk,

745
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:57,920
Speaker 1: and I feel like you always the the more it happens,

746
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 1: the more prepared you be, Like you took a bucket

747
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,439
Speaker 1: next to the bed or trash can. When I tell you,

748
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:05,960
Speaker 1: I was so used to like going to bed blackout,

749
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:13,319
Speaker 1: like just laying my laya That's how I felt. I

750
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 1: was like, I've always laid my head on a pillow,

751
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 1: and I'm like so much if I go to sleep,

752
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 1: I'll sleep it off. I always have like a couple

753
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,400
Speaker 1: bottles of water on the side of my bed on

754
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 1: a night stand, prepared, a couple of advils. I do this.

755
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,239
Speaker 1: This was my life. Okay, what you're trying to say,

756
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:34,719
Speaker 1: I wasn't prepared prepared. I was prepared because you threw

757
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 1: up all over yourself. You probably got it on the ceiling.

758
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:40,319
Speaker 1: That's oh my god. It was like and at the

759
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:45,800
Speaker 1: time she had a fucking cat. So the cat came

760
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:48,600
Speaker 1: in the room and was meyowing because it was like,

761
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 1: is this bitch alive? Like that's how passed out I was.

762
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 1: You were passed up the cats. Like imagine if my

763
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:59,240
Speaker 1: roommate walked in me passed out with throw up all

764
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:02,319
Speaker 1: over me? What was she has said? I feel like

765
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 1: I used to go hard together. She probably wouldn't have

766
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:06,000
Speaker 1: judged you as much as you think she would have

767
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 1: judged you. Oh you know another time. Oh, I'm sure

768
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,359
Speaker 1: you have another story. I have a great story. Oh

769
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 1: this is great. Guys, got another juice or a bevery.

770
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 1: I was at the Fat Black hanging out with the

771
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:19,799
Speaker 1: seller comedians, and I was like, oh, I'm the shit.

772
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 1: I was drinking fireball, but I was drinking it like

773
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:28,320
Speaker 1: a real drink. So because I feel like you're supposed

774
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,400
Speaker 1: to make shots of shots, no bitch, I had like

775
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:33,279
Speaker 1: a cup and I was feeling it halfway and you

776
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 1: are sipping it, don't know, throwing it back. So I'm

777
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 1: doing all this. I stumble out, I feel like I

778
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,399
Speaker 1: brought my wallet with me, and I had a big

779
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:47,839
Speaker 1: ass wallet. I had like five hundred dollars in cash,

780
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 1: crazy and my social Security card. I don't know why

781
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,960
Speaker 1: you done. I had a debit card, I had all

782
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,760
Speaker 1: this stuff. I had bag of cocaine. Everything is wallet.

783
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:01,279
Speaker 1: I was fact with money. It was just it was

784
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 1: literally just the drugs that I cared about. I mean

785
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 1: the dumbest thing that you had on you though, was

786
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 1: the Social Security card? Yes? And then they were like

787
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 1: they could put this face to the bag of cocaine.

788
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,360
Speaker 1: It's just bad. Soon I get in, I get in

789
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:15,800
Speaker 1: a yellow cab and I'm fucking yelling at the taxi cab.

790
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 1: I'm like telling them life is terrible. I fucking hate

791
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 1: New York and it's a yellow cab and you know,

792
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 1: he just hit the partition real hard. I'm not fuck

793
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:34,440
Speaker 1: this ship. So then we get to Harlem and so

794
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,440
Speaker 1: you took a cab from the Lower east Side all

795
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 1: the way up to Harlem. Oh yeah, bitch, not a

796
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 1: single tank. Oh no. So we So he's knocking on

797
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,520
Speaker 1: the partition like to basically get the fuck out and

798
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:47,719
Speaker 1: pay the tab. So I'm looking for my money. I

799
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 1: pay him. I know that I pay him for a

800
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:55,720
Speaker 1: fact in cash okay, okay or was it a card

801
00:41:56,320 --> 00:42:02,400
Speaker 1: a card? AnyWho? I do all this stuff. So I

802
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:06,399
Speaker 1: walk in and your roommate is covered throw no, no, no,

803
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 1: my roommate is sleeping. I go in the bathroom. All

804
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:13,799
Speaker 1: of a sudden, I get dizzy and I start I

805
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:15,759
Speaker 1: was like, I need to sit down for a little bit.

806
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:18,239
Speaker 1: So I sit on the toilet and I look for

807
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 1: my wallet. The whole thing's gone, the whole fucking look

808
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,799
Speaker 1: for your wallet in your vagina because you were sitting

809
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:27,799
Speaker 1: on the dock. I was in my I was in

810
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:31,960
Speaker 1: my bubble coat with my purse on my shoulder on

811
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:35,880
Speaker 1: the toilet. Wait, I want to complete the visual. What

812
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 1: color was the bubble coat? Black? Black and long? So

813
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 1: I lifted the whole thing up to my chest sat

814
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,920
Speaker 1: so I freak out. I run outside. I was like,

815
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:48,279
Speaker 1: maybe my wallet is on the ground, but I'm fucked up.

816
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:51,520
Speaker 1: So I'm like on my knees looking underneath the cars

817
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 1: for this wallet. It's not there. So I come back

818
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 1: in and I was like, oh, no, fuck that. I

819
00:42:55,719 --> 00:42:58,480
Speaker 1: need that wallet, like I need everything that's in it.

820
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:02,800
Speaker 1: Me coca. Yeah. So I called three on one and

821
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:04,319
Speaker 1: wasted calling three on one.

822
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:09,160
Speaker 2: I'm like, I just took a cap from the Lower

823
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 2: east Side and my wallet is in the cap, and

824
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:17,719
Speaker 2: three one one is like, hmm, I think you need

825
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:20,719
Speaker 2: more than just your wallet, bitch, And so.

826
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:23,240
Speaker 1: I'm giving her all. For some reason, I can remember

827
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 1: some things about the cab or whatever. Finally, uh, I

828
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 1: throw up while I'm on three one one the lady

829
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 1: is like, excuse me, miss, excuse me, miss miss, and

830
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:40,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, hold on. So I'm throwing up. Three and

831
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:42,959
Speaker 1: one hangs up on me while they're putting the whole

832
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,399
Speaker 1: thing in to get my wallet. I have to call

833
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:49,400
Speaker 1: them back and they were like they said something and

834
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 1: then they hung up on me. So I'm screaming with

835
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:55,880
Speaker 1: throw up on my jacket on the bubble coat, on

836
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 1: the bubble coat. Roxy wakes up because she here's you

837
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 1: scream yes, and she's like, babe, babe, what's the problem.

838
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:05,799
Speaker 1: And I'm like laid out like a turtle you know

839
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 1: the street, No, in the in the bathroom. You know

840
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:10,880
Speaker 1: how turtles when you flip them over and they're just

841
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 1: like struggling.

842
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:24,399
Speaker 3: Was the fucking bathroom? Gods, you need to see this vide.

843
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:28,799
Speaker 3: I was like, and she's the first.

844
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:32,160
Speaker 1: Time of day or night was it? This is like

845
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 1: six am? Do you know the first thing that came

846
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 1: out of the fucking mouth? And she's like, why do

847
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 1: you still have your jacket off? Your Roxy is asking

848
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:46,439
Speaker 1: real questions. Listen, Roxy, listening to this episode. You gotta

849
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:49,239
Speaker 1: come in and be our Sydney Washington expert. Because I

850
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:55,239
Speaker 1: got queshans, babe, why do you have your jacket? You're

851
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 1: a man. She unzipped the jacket and she's like, I

852
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,439
Speaker 1: don't know if you can keep this is pretty bad.

853
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 1: Mind you. She was just talking about the quality of

854
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 1: the code. She was like, because this is a south

855
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:11,240
Speaker 1: Pole chuck. No, sim no, girl. I got a Barney

856
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 1: Sells bubble coat. We got it from Bloomingdale's. Ho mm hmm.

857
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 1: It was like Mark by Mark Jacobs. Okay, I don't

858
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:19,799
Speaker 1: know if you could keep this. It's pretty terrible. It

859
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:22,800
Speaker 1: wasn't even Mark Jacobs. It was Mark by Mark. Yeah. Anyway,

860
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 1: So that was some good days. The drunk is that

861
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 1: I have ever been in public. I think I was

862
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 1: in Cancun and I was black out drunk. But the

863
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:33,800
Speaker 1: drunkest I've ever been in New York City in public

864
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:37,239
Speaker 1: was probably this past weekend. But the drunkest that I've

865
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 1: ever been in New York City that I remember, my

866
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 1: ex Soush was like, Hey, let's go to a movie.

867
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 1: Let's go see a place beyond the Pines or something

868
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 1: terrible like that, and I was like, yeah, yeah, whatever,

869
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:52,319
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go back. I'm gonna go to my job,

870
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 1: have a couple of drinks at the bar, then I'll

871
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:56,960
Speaker 1: meet you back at the movies. Right. So I go

872
00:45:57,080 --> 00:46:00,320
Speaker 1: to my job where I used to like hostess, and

873
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, I want to drink. So

874
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:06,359
Speaker 1: it's a drink and I was there with somebody else.

875
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:09,440
Speaker 1: We're just drinking at the bar, just living our best

876
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:12,839
Speaker 1: service industry lives where we are paying for drinks. No

877
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:16,160
Speaker 1: oh do you definitely just going in drinking And then

878
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:17,800
Speaker 1: somebody comes over and they're like, hey, Marie, do you

879
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 1: want something to eat? I was like absolutely, and they

880
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 1: were like do you want yuck? I just saw something

881
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 1: that I did not like. Somebody came up to me

882
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:32,879
Speaker 1: in the mode you want some case of fund though

883
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know what that is going

884
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 1: to sound cute. That's just just hot cheese. Oh I

885
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:40,879
Speaker 1: love that Cassel fun detO. Oh it's delicious. So I'm

886
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:43,840
Speaker 1: eating this melted cheese. I don't know how many drinks

887
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 1: I had. I know that I had things to do,

888
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 1: so maybe I had like four. So I go to

889
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:49,960
Speaker 1: stand up so I could leave to go to this movie,

890
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:53,840
Speaker 1: and all the alcohol went straight to my feet. Like

891
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 1: he was like like, you're just like mm hm and

892
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 1: so I was like, well, let me just walk to

893
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:00,920
Speaker 1: Union Squares so I can on this train and go

894
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 1: back to Brooklyn. I don't even know what train I

895
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:05,719
Speaker 1: jumped on. I just jumped on a train. And then

896
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:10,160
Speaker 1: the next thing I remember is standing on the edge

897
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 1: of the platform of some subway station throwing up over

898
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:19,800
Speaker 1: the train tracks. And somebody came up to me and

899
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 1: they're like, hey, miss, somebody stopped us. They're afraid you're

900
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:25,839
Speaker 1: gonna fall on the tracks. Can you please step over here?

901
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 1: And I look and it's the cops, and I'm like

902
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 1: I was like yeah. So I'm like, well, maybe if

903
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 1: I use big words, they won't know that I'm drunk.

904
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 1: You're so stupid. I'm so smart. So the words that

905
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 1: I was using, I was like sedentarious, September, spontaneous. Did

906
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:50,759
Speaker 1: you say flabbergasted? I used. I was alliterating. I used

907
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:53,759
Speaker 1: three words and started with S. I was like Sittarius, September,

908
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:58,120
Speaker 1: and spontaneously. And they were like, yeah, but you need

909
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 1: the handcuffs. Get somebody get hurt of platine briskets right now.

910
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 1: They're like, get the bus right And I was like,

911
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:07,800
Speaker 1: I gotta meet my boyfriend at Atlantic, We're going to

912
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:09,880
Speaker 1: the movies. I got to meet him at Atlantic Terminal

913
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 1: and they were like, this is Atlantic Terminal and I

914
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 1: looked and I was like, ah, I'm made it to

915
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:18,120
Speaker 1: the right train station. So I'm like dancing and enjoying

916
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 1: myself and trying not to sway right because I'm I'm

917
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:24,839
Speaker 1: trying to look sober and I want them to let

918
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:26,960
Speaker 1: me leave, and they were like, we can't let you

919
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 1: leave like this, We can't let you and I was like,

920
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,400
Speaker 1: what you mean, I'm gonna go see a place beyond

921
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 1: the pines or whatever. Like they we go like that.

922
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 1: That probably gives you nipples were out or something. I

923
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:39,440
Speaker 1: don't know, but I was everything was tucked in. You know.

924
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 1: I got this church body, so I uh, my boyfriend

925
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:45,560
Speaker 1: had been calling me and lucky for me, I have

926
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 1: Verizon and I pay one thousand dollars a month, so

927
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:50,839
Speaker 1: my I had service underground. And he was like, hey,

928
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:52,719
Speaker 1: where are you. I'm here and I was like, I'm

929
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 1: at Atlantic and he was like, that's not way we

930
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 1: were supposed to meet. And I was like, but that's

931
00:48:56,560 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 1: where I came. And they won't let me leave. You

932
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:03,920
Speaker 1: have to come get me. And so I'm like, my

933
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:07,320
Speaker 1: boyfriend's come hang, let's go upstairs and meet him upstairs.

934
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 1: So the cops walk me up and we're waiting. It's

935
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 1: two cops. It's like a black dude and a white dude,

936
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 1: I think, which is probably why I'm still alive, and

937
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 1: right hashtags say my name. And so he comes in

938
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:22,400
Speaker 1: and I'm like, that's him, that's my boyfriend. And at

939
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 1: the time, my boyfriend was just like little white dude

940
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:26,440
Speaker 1: with a beard, and they were like, dash your boyfriend.

941
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:27,799
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, that's him, and they were like,

942
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 1: that is your boyfriend. I was like, that is he,

943
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:33,960
Speaker 1: and I think they thought that I was just pointing

944
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 1: to some random man and I was just trying to

945
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:38,919
Speaker 1: pretend that I was with him. And so he comes

946
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 1: over and he's like, you know, he rolling his eyes.

947
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:43,279
Speaker 1: He's like, Marie, what what happened? I was like, they

948
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 1: won't let me leave without an escort or whatever I said,

949
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:49,400
Speaker 1: and the cops were like, cancel the bus. Like the

950
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:53,200
Speaker 1: guy like talked into his shoulder and was like, cancel

951
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:58,719
Speaker 1: the bus. And I walked out with him, and I

952
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 1: was too drunk to go a movie, so he had

953
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 1: to go in and return the tickets. Oh fuck. And

954
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 1: then we went to his house and he's like super mad.

955
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 1: I'm in his kitchen being real loud. I'm touching things

956
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:12,360
Speaker 1: and knocking pots down, and I'm like, I feel like

957
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:15,400
Speaker 1: I need a bucket just in case or whatever. I said.

958
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 1: I was in the bathroom for several minutes. Oh, you

959
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:21,279
Speaker 1: threw up. No, I didn't throw up, okay, But when

960
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:24,000
Speaker 1: I woke up, he had put like the garbage next

961
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,719
Speaker 1: to my head in the bedroom, but there was no

962
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 1: throw up in it. And I was like, look, I

963
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 1: didn't throw up. And I was like, I'm not impressed.

964
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:35,320
Speaker 1: That's what Jared did to Molly. Jared and insecure. Oh Langston, Yeah,

965
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 1: our leightskin expert. Uh huh. He like, put a little bucket.

966
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:43,319
Speaker 1: That's that means I'm thinking about you for the future. No,

967
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 1: that means something about my sheets and my mattress, that's

968
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:49,160
Speaker 1: what that means. Or in his head. He was like,

969
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:51,319
Speaker 1: when she's sober up, I'm a ten that ass up

970
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 1: me and my regular ass body. I'm up. He's like,

971
00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:00,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give her something to be drunk about. Yeah,

972
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's really interesting that the girl who

973
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:07,399
Speaker 1: plays Molly on Insecure, is actually a virgin. She's done

974
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:09,480
Speaker 1: like a bunch of Ted talks about it like she's

975
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 1: waiting for marriage to have sex for the first time.

976
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:13,839
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm a virgin. She's thirty two years old.

977
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 1: I'm totally a virgin. I'm so virginal. Absolutely, I've been

978
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 1: told about how like my virginity is running things. But

979
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:23,880
Speaker 1: it's fine. Did you want to talk about that? I

980
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:25,399
Speaker 1: think we had a little bit of time. I think

981
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:28,360
Speaker 1: we did a lot today. Really proud of us. This

982
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 1: was very fun. What goals you have for next week?

983
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:33,120
Speaker 1: Goals for next week?

984
00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:33,720
Speaker 2: Yo?

985
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:39,799
Speaker 1: So besides my answer stories, we are working on stuff. Yeah,

986
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:42,920
Speaker 1: we are at the pool and at these parties. So

987
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 1: like I mean, we're just gathering material for our potential shows.

988
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:53,120
Speaker 1: If we don't go outside and experience trauma or toothless

989
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:55,239
Speaker 1: niggas asking us for our phone numbers, then where I'm

990
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 1: gonna get our material to entertain you guys? Yeah? How

991
00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 1: is that? I mean, just what's staying in the house?

992
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:02,279
Speaker 1: Like there was no way sitting on a computer and

993
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:05,360
Speaker 1: type out of Starbucks compun But anyway, we were like

994
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 1: trying to do the show. So we got like a

995
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:10,080
Speaker 1: treatment for it and everything, and we're gonna work. I'm

996
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:13,360
Speaker 1: next week. I want to really delicate my time to

997
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 1: just that and like working on We got a couple

998
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 1: of episodes that were thinking about we want to film

999
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:22,240
Speaker 1: things we actually want to do, like a little sketch

1000
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:25,319
Speaker 1: and whatnot, because that's what it's all about content, y'all.

1001
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:27,239
Speaker 1: Nobody cares about this voice stuff. They were like, I

1002
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:29,840
Speaker 1: want to see you, and then they see and then

1003
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:32,120
Speaker 1: they see some of the people who have podcastsing like,

1004
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:34,040
Speaker 1: you know what, just go back to doing the radio stuff.

1005
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:36,920
Speaker 1: But we're cute. Yeah, we're cute. We're not wearing makeup.

1006
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 1: We're adorable. You know, somebody saw me in an audition.

1007
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:41,799
Speaker 1: They probably got like spooked because they were like, oh god,

1008
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:43,480
Speaker 1: they just got this pretty girl. And I was like,

1009
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:46,680
Speaker 1: what you don't know is I can't act. Yesterday we

1010
00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:48,520
Speaker 1: went to get tacos and these you should have seen

1011
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:52,480
Speaker 1: these these dusty beige men who slid up in our faces.

1012
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:55,520
Speaker 1: They were like, what you guys eating? No, the guy

1013
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 1: got me a glass of water before he asked what

1014
00:52:57,640 --> 00:52:59,759
Speaker 1: we were eating. Yeah, he put the tip of his

1015
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:05,239
Speaker 1: dick in that water. Just oh no, baby, what is

1016
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:11,360
Speaker 1: you doing? That's what I want to name this episode.

1017
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:12,920
Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, we're doing a lot of really

1018
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:15,879
Speaker 1: awesome things. We want you guys to continue rocking with us.

1019
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:18,239
Speaker 1: We want you guys to steal your mother's phone, your

1020
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:21,840
Speaker 1: father's phone, your baby daddy's phone. Just subscribe to the

1021
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:24,640
Speaker 1: at this podcast on iTunes on their phone and then

1022
00:53:24,719 --> 00:53:27,160
Speaker 1: leave us a little rating and tell a friend, tell

1023
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:29,560
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1024
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:32,160
Speaker 1: board and not really working, so you might as well

1025
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:35,000
Speaker 1: listen to a fun podcast. Absolutely like, this is what

1026
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:37,320
Speaker 1: we do. We're not new to this, we are true

1027
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:39,799
Speaker 1: to this. This is the hour of your time. It's

1028
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:42,799
Speaker 1: not it's really not a lot. It's listen. You can

1029
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 1: take the train into the city and back home while

1030
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:48,880
Speaker 1: you listen to this podcast. You can do your friend's

1031
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:51,160
Speaker 1: hair in your kitchen while you listen to this podcast.

1032
00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 1: You can wash your entire house while listening to this podcast.

1033
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:56,680
Speaker 1: You could be hooking up with somebody else's man while

1034
00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:59,279
Speaker 1: you listen you listen to this podcast, you could be

1035
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 1: filing your onions down while you listen to this podcast.

1036
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:05,640
Speaker 1: I'm excited about all of the dope stuff we got

1037
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:08,759
Speaker 1: going on. So we have the show tomorrow. Yes, it's

1038
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:11,200
Speaker 1: the second Saturday of every month. And we only have

1039
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:14,680
Speaker 1: two of these shows left tomorrow, the eighth of July,

1040
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:17,359
Speaker 1: and the last one is August the twelfth, and then

1041
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:20,760
Speaker 1: we're going to continue to do weekly, no monthly versions

1042
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:23,640
Speaker 1: of the This Live podcast show. Yes, So if you

1043
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:25,440
Speaker 1: think you got a scale and you want to tweet us,

1044
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:27,920
Speaker 1: you can tweet me at miss Reezi M S R

1045
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:32,760
Speaker 1: e e e z y or Sydney just sid NYC.

1046
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 1: So that's j U s T s y d n

1047
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Speaker 1: y C, right, and then you can hit us on

1048
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:43,799
Speaker 1: Instagram at just Unofficial expert that's the name page we'll

1049
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:45,279
Speaker 1: be going live on that. We don't really we've been

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Speaker 1: neglecting that page a little bit. We're gonna try to

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do more next week. Let's next host more

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Speaker 1: thirst trap photos. Absolute, you know, just get the followers up.

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Speaker 1: So did what we gotta do? Yes? So anyway, we're

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Speaker 1: fresh at a time and we actually not get to

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Speaker 1: our guest today. Oh my god, then I believe you

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Speaker 1: let us talk for this long. Matt Damon, I guess

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Speaker 1: was Matt Damon. He was our Matt Damon expertise and

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Speaker 1: it was Samuel Jackson. Okay either way. No, it's still

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Speaker 1: quiet to be Sam Man. You're a white man. You'll

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Speaker 1: be fine without this podcast. We're trying to get to you.

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Speaker 1: Next week. We got some really dope things coming up.

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Speaker 1: Please subscribe, please rate, and we will see you guys

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Speaker 1: in a week. Yes. Bye bye Maye