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Speaker 1: Well, come back to another episode of Alchemy, this COVID

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Speaker 1: nine edition. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock, Yes not Kevin.

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Speaker 1: Listen if you think these are the worst of times,

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Speaker 1: let's let's just see how things are the last couple

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Speaker 1: of months. But I digress. Let's meet our Alchemist, shall we?

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Speaker 1: In no particular order, please say you lord of Chris Alvarado,

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Speaker 1: Chris better than Hemsworth? Who is your favorite chef and

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Speaker 1: or captain from the various below deck season? Well, I

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Speaker 1: have to say I have to go with Chef Adam.

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Speaker 1: He wasn't He wasn't great last season. He's just a

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Speaker 1: bit of a dick. But why why do I have

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Speaker 1: to say he's the best Kevin? Why because I hired

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Speaker 1: him to cook for my birthday and Chris was present, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and Christmas present. Because I had a very very very

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Speaker 1: strict invite list, which was you had to have been

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Speaker 1: you had to be an uber fan of the show.

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Speaker 1: Forget whether or not you're a relative or someone who

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Speaker 1: lives in the in the house. Um, all right, thank

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Speaker 1: you for that, Chris. That uh hello, Craig Kakowski Kakao,

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Speaker 1: if you were William Conrad's agent, how would you have

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Speaker 1: broken the news to him that he's been offered one

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Speaker 1: of the leads in a show called Jake and the

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Speaker 1: Fat Man. Bill, it's Marty, Marty, what's up? Uh? Bill?

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Speaker 1: I know you haven't worked in a while, but you

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Speaker 1: have you have an offer. Yes, you have an offer.

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Speaker 1: The show. The show is called Jake and the Fat Man.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna be playing one of the leads, all right,

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Speaker 1: tell me more about Jake. Uh. They they've hired a nice, young,

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Speaker 1: good looking actor to play the other lead. Okay, fine,

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Speaker 1: So I think you can do the math here on

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Speaker 1: building made yourself lately? What am I doing the math on?

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Speaker 1: Have you weighed yourself lately? Bill? Uh? Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: every other month? Bill, This offer is continued. Are you

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Speaker 1: being the fat man? Are you cool with being the

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Speaker 1: fat man in Jake and the Fat Man? You had

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Speaker 1: me at offer? Please welcome first timer Jacqueline Way. Hey,

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Speaker 1: now I noticed you wrote Jackie, So you prefer Jackie. Yes,

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Speaker 1: all my friends call me Jackie. My nemesis called me Jacqueline.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna take myself off the nemessies list right now. Jackie,

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Speaker 1: Jackie Jackie. Oh. As a first timer, we have a tradition.

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Speaker 1: Please tell us any awkward story from your early days

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Speaker 1: studying improv Oh boy, um, let's see being a improviser

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Speaker 1: all awkward a lot of time. Think the most awkward

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Speaker 1: was um getting hit on by this like older gentleman

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Speaker 1: as his way to like let me know he was available,

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Speaker 1: and he got quickly blocked. Um. So that was a

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Speaker 1: problem one that was that was that was a rough one.

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Speaker 1: It was rough, but we made it. So the password

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Speaker 1: is yike, Hey, there's Caroline Cotter Tarot card lover. Assuming

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Speaker 1: there won't be a Halloween this year thanks to that

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Speaker 1: prick COVID nineteen. What was your favorite childhood costume? Um,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like I feel like, well,

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Speaker 1: i'll tell you this. My mom sold all my costumes

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Speaker 1: for me, which was really nice, and she's a very

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Speaker 1: talented seamstress. But I was a little bit of a kid,

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Speaker 1: and you know, the only thing you want is like

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Speaker 1: one time I dressed up as an eminem and and

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Speaker 1: the costume she made me because I was pissed. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: I grew up to love my mom. We have a

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Speaker 1: and I don't have any problems because anything or anyone.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for sharing. Hey, it's James Heeney, Jimmy Jack, come back.

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Speaker 1: How regular are you? Before this started, I gave you

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Speaker 1: that on any program, which is why I asked, Well,

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Speaker 1: It sounds it sounds like going. I was recently driving

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Speaker 1: Tell us any of your childhood birthday parties. Tell us

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Speaker 1: of any childhood birthday party. Uh. I remember one birthday.

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Speaker 1: You know how you have like, uh, people like bust

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Speaker 1: None of this happened in key Bridge Beach. There's no

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Speaker 1: and uh that was let's do a damn show. Almost

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Speaker 1: all of our scene suggestions you got it from your

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Speaker 1: listener emails. If you'd like to submit one, please do

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Speaker 1: right to the podcast at your name here at alcm

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Speaker 1: this dot com. That is again your name here. Same

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Speaker 1: number one comes to us from listeners Simon, who wrote

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Speaker 1: High Alchemy Team. I've been listening to your show for

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Speaker 1: almost a year now and have had and continue to

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Speaker 1: have so much fun listening. I just started a new

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Speaker 1: tax and accounting business and planned to once I make

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Speaker 1: enough money to pay myself joined the elite group known

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Speaker 1: as the Patrion Supporters. I don't know how elite they are,

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Speaker 1: but sure. Before my scenes suggestion, I do have a question, Kevin,

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Speaker 1: what is your third favorite fish based food product? Oh,

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Speaker 1: that is a fan of the show. The exact awarding

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Speaker 1: of that question my third favorite fish based food product,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with um your time, uh Scottish salmon footwear.

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Speaker 1: Now out for my scene suggestion, Trouble at the peanut

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Speaker 1: butter factory Keep on keeping on, Simon, Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: market share, it needs to be appropriate to wolver out putting.

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Speaker 1: So if we really think about the peanut butter as itself.

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Speaker 1: I mean we can just entering factory shut down. Ok,

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Speaker 1: this is gonna be pretty bad. This is gonna shut

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Speaker 1: the factory, whole factory shutting down. Those those look like

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Speaker 1: commencing blast doors. What the hell is going on? Kermit

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Speaker 1: a mark two jars, go underneath the same time. Shoot

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Speaker 1: here with me their belt. Kermit. Report to the office, Kermit, Kermit,

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Speaker 1: Report to the office. Kermit. I'm gonna gonna step away.

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Speaker 1: Don't leave me. I don't know what I'm a market

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Speaker 1: kmita here you stay here the singing lullaby, do do

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Speaker 1: do Do do? Boss, Boss, you asked me to come

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Speaker 1: into the Hello, is anybody in here? I sorry, you're

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Speaker 1: we walked into my office. The boss's office is next door.

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Speaker 1: You're in the rock office. Are you sure? Yes? Do

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Speaker 1: I looked like the boss of the company, Mr Peanut? No,

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Speaker 1: you look like Mr Peanut? So then why would you

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Speaker 1: think that's who? So? Why would you think that's who

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Speaker 1: I was. You asked me if I was sure that

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Speaker 1: I just you understand, you understand what you did wrong? Diane.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Is everything okay in here? No, it's not okay.

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Speaker 1: We have this freak from the factory floor. First of all,

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Speaker 1: I am not a freaky I'm sorry, Mr freak. Who

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Speaker 1: My name's Kervitt, and I'm the I'm the chip supervisor

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Speaker 1: of the wine for the Crunchy style peanut butter down

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Speaker 1: the office next door. Welcome to the freaks of the

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Speaker 1: factory floor. Get together here. Thank you for meeting. Now.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, you know, I gotta crush on you too,

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Speaker 1: and that's why I'm here. I know you posted this meeting,

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Speaker 1: It's totally special. It's like totally special for the two

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Speaker 1: I've really enjoyed this time with you. Yeah, I'm so

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Speaker 1: Mr Peanuts, Office of cool. Mr Peanut. Erm I'm kermit.

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Speaker 1: I was thank you so much for dropping by. I

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Speaker 1: beautifully today. It was an accident and honestly was an accident,

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Speaker 1: wasn't it. Mr peanut. I believe I believe there's a

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Speaker 1: sabotage that happened to me. I say, I believe there

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Speaker 1: I had a hundred percent focus. Are you here to

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Speaker 1: that there was a marketing guy that was inappropriately talking

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Speaker 1: and tie. All everybody, welcome to the floor or saboteurs meeting.

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Speaker 1: U we to sabotage this lord, Am I right? All right? Rash?

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Speaker 1: So I love your enthusiasm. Do you when I I

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Speaker 1: never that message. Yes for me, it's that the thing

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Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, I'm trying to start a revolution here.

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Speaker 1: You know. I'm trying to start a revolution as well.

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Speaker 1: time to cream creaming Trish All right, boss, Yeah, we'll

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Speaker 1: get your creaming. Yeah, Hi, I was looking for a

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Speaker 1: very specific type of peanut butter. I saw that yourselves

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Speaker 1: for coming into my office. Mr Mrs Stencils. Uh, you

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Speaker 1: Auction House. Thanks for all the laughs. Chris alright. Our

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Speaker 1: next item will be the van Go painting. Hello, I'm

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Speaker 1: just about ready to start the auction if you want to. Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 1: This painting is entitled Hey, those are my shoes? Fifty

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Speaker 1: exact gumballs. Start the bidding at fifty to gum dollars.

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Speaker 1: We have fifty fifty bucks, and then you can suck

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Speaker 1: that I'm used to. I'd like to take my I

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Speaker 1: would like to relinquish my my auction and different rooms.

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Speaker 1: You're not. It's your bid, brother, your want to reverse

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Speaker 1: hell is going on. Brother, this is the first time.

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Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. I'm not going to participate you. It's unusual,

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Speaker 1: the title of that van grow again? Hey, these are

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Speaker 1: my shoes? Is this is that fully authenticated? All of

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Speaker 1: rods are not consistent with this earlier work. That's what

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Speaker 1: Oh that's real pint. Yeah, that's real point. Thank you sir.

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Speaker 1: all They are as uh per usual. I'm sorry. Uh.

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Speaker 1: This is a South of Bay's auction, a full double

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Speaker 1: paddle like you would kayak with. Thanks you man, thank

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Speaker 1: saying they're no bad ideas. We're looking for any ideas

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Speaker 1: what's your name? All right? Anyone else have any ideas? Yes? Yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: I see what's happening. And kudos both of you. Uh

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Speaker 1: though that's the kind of disruption am I disrupting right now. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: have anything further you want to Nope? Already great? What

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Speaker 1: can I take you anyway else? Mr Shenderlier. Sorry, the

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Speaker 1: But I think that the people in there were used

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Speaker 1: Go I see we put on a mask and we

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Speaker 1: you mean? What kind of people say? Let's see, we

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Speaker 1: your wish age my command? All right? Good, good, all right,

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Speaker 1: So let's pull away from the frontier that we don't

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Speaker 1: So there's a phone call for you in the bat

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Speaker 1: the phones for you. It doesn't reach. Oh do you

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Speaker 1: it doesn't quite go through. Why don't you come back

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Speaker 1: here and I'll sit up there for about alright, alright,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep it on the gas, alright, said, just

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Speaker 1: it and then you have it. I have it, have it? Okay. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm shock. My pot is stuck, my foot is stuck,

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Speaker 1: you gotta turn then trying to turn it. This is dangerous,

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Speaker 1: my baby. So many stories as we passed, so many stories. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, Oh it's nice back here, hello Reggie guy.

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Speaker 1: Oh are you doing not bad? Just curious what you're

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Speaker 1: place and doing a little knickknack. You and you're boss

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Speaker 1: are going to rip something off it. Yeah, warning, look

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Speaker 1: next to this a stone that looks like a horse

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Speaker 1: meet there, all right, so immy the host, Yeah, alright,

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Speaker 1: love you che Wow. Who would have thought? Oops? These

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Speaker 1: are my shoes sold for fifty six point two million.

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Speaker 1: Well until the buyer picks it up tomorrow, we'll do

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Speaker 1: the way, I forgot my keys um to lock up

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Speaker 1: that's a good point. I never thought about it like

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Speaker 1: are pretty slim, so you're right. Anyway, I'm gonna go

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Speaker 1: home by excuse me, excuse me? Yes, I'm sorry, what's up?

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Speaker 1: I can I could only hear out of one year

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Speaker 1: and it's not the one you think. Are there any

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Speaker 1: auctions currently happened? No, so thank you why you asked that?

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Speaker 1: But yeah, what's that? Sorry? I can't hear or see

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Speaker 1: and it's not what you think. I there are no

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Speaker 1: auctions tonight, but tomorrow there will be an auction. But

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't tell you this. We're just leaving the whole

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Speaker 1: you want. Um, you can just hang out here until tomorrow,

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Speaker 1: whatever you want to do. Okay, I mean I would

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Speaker 1: never I would. Yeah, okay, I'll just hang out here.

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Speaker 1: You can go home, don't lock it up anything, Just

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Speaker 1: go home. Yeah. I wasn't gonna lock it up. I'll

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Speaker 1: just go home. I'll see you tomorrow when I back. Okay, alright, bye,

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Speaker 1: love you. Oh yeah, I hit the check. Mrs Mrs Stossaby,

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Speaker 1: of the auction houses. Yes, what what is it? Well,

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Speaker 1: it seems as though that day is a breaking has

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Speaker 1: occurred and one of van Go's most precious paintings, the

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Speaker 1: foot one, has been So are you referring to oops

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Speaker 1: these are my shoes? Yes? Yes, shoes, yes, I say feet,

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Speaker 1: shoes so you can understand from a period, yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: but you you see how I the shoes in the

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Speaker 1: feet you see where I was. You see how to disconnect?

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Speaker 1: But the connection? How about your wavelength? Yes? Yes, okay, fantastic.

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Speaker 1: Just to be clear, right, just to be clear. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. But the perfect information is there's been a

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Speaker 1: breaking and somebody's stolen this. Yes, the shoe one? Yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: I understand. All right, Mr Shandel Lair. Welcome to the

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Speaker 1: black market. So you got a painting you would like

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Speaker 1: to sell? Is that right? I do. It's a very

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Speaker 1: fancy painting. But this is all off the record, right

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Speaker 1: like I'd rather you not use my real name. Look

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Speaker 1: all right, I'm surprised you got it. Who gave you

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Speaker 1: my real name? Reggie? Yeah, that guy right there with

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Speaker 1: a cigarette, give him a fake name. Give me the goods.

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Speaker 1: Let's let's inspect this here. Let's take a look at

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Speaker 1: what you guy. He's folded up. Let me on, here

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Speaker 1: we go where you folded the painting up? We had

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Speaker 1: to sneak it out. Okay, no, all right, you can leave.

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Speaker 1: What this is a painting? Alright? Alright, alright, it's it's

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Speaker 1: been folded. And let me see what we can do here.

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Speaker 1: So there's a big crease going across the center. Oh

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Speaker 1: you know what it looks like. Somebody's spat right here

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Speaker 1: to try to check the paint. That must be what

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Speaker 1: it was like. That was what it was like when

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Speaker 1: I got it. Yeah, that's fine. I'm just saying probably

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Speaker 1: Mr Van did. Okay, I'm gonna give you a I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna give you a black market fair price right now. Okay, good, good, good, good,

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Speaker 1: we got I'm thinking two gumballs and I suck your butt.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, I will give you two gumballs plus I

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Speaker 1: will suck your butt. I do it, I do it.

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Speaker 1: Reggie can stay out of this. This discuss me worth

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Speaker 1: more than this. I heard that this sold for fifty

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Speaker 1: two something million dollars yesterday, down to three two gumballs.

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Speaker 1: It was really a precrease I'm guessing and uh and

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Speaker 1: pre pre paint testing it with this. It was not

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Speaker 1: pre paint testing because it was like that when I

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Speaker 1: picked it up, fine, before it was folded. Look, you're

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Speaker 1: free to go to the other markets. Okay, you came

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Speaker 1: to the black market here. Okay, all right, you're right,

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Speaker 1: you're right. What do you know. I'm gonna jump. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna change my offer. One gumball and you suck my butt. Yeah, Reggie,

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Speaker 1: what's up you guys have to say about that shy

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Speaker 1: one gumball? I mean, we were told that work and

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Speaker 1: then they're not even gonna give us two gumbles. Like Reggie,

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Speaker 1: it was your friends that showed up that folded this

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Speaker 1: thing in half. I had a big fan and you

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Speaker 1: guys folded it and it's this is ridiculous. Listen. I

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Speaker 1: don't mean to do this, but the black Market is

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Speaker 1: about the close up. We've got to close up shop tonight.

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Speaker 1: We're actually closed. Um so this is about do you

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Speaker 1: all do Organs? Yeah? Yeah, Yeah, that's the that's the

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Speaker 1: Boothbrenning store. His name's Charles. He might be closed also

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Speaker 1: if you want to check him out before before he leaves. Maybe.

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Speaker 1: Al Right, guys, well it was a nice vite, Mr Shandon.

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Speaker 1: Now if you'll follow me to the next gallery, we're

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Speaker 1: going to see one of Van Gogh's most impressive paintings.

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Speaker 1: These are my shoes. As you know, van go died

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Speaker 1: without ever having sold a painting, and his brother Teo

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Speaker 1: was able to keep Yes, I am the docents. Hear

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Speaker 1: his brother Teo saved all his paintings, and if if

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Speaker 1: Vincent had known that this painting had sold for two

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Speaker 1: his name was really Teo? Is that for real? If

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Speaker 1: Vincent had known this was sold for two gunballs and

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Speaker 1: a butt suck, Uh, it probably would have made his day.

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Speaker 1: You know, I actually know a lot about this painting,

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Speaker 1: if you don't mind me jumping in here for a second,

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Speaker 1: from this man, yeah, the year, from the man that

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Speaker 1: just volunteered to speak up. What's at him? Talk? So

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Speaker 1: actually the painting itself is actually, uh, it's not actually

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Speaker 1: what you would think of, because the wood is that

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Speaker 1: I found from a very specific part of the Dutch Republic,

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Speaker 1: that is in the in the center of dutch Land.

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Speaker 1: There's this very specific there's this no country called Dutchland. No,

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Speaker 1: I've heard of that place. Keep going, Deutschland is Germany,

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Speaker 1: but I don't know. Let's the other guy talk dutch Land. Alright, fine? Fine?

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Speaker 1: What else do you know? I know that specifically speaking

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Speaker 1: of a certain kind of wood using for the aims

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Speaker 1: like it helps express the different colors using the paint scheme,

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Speaker 1: for instance, like did you know what what about peanut butter?

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Speaker 1: First off, peanut butter comes and chunky and smooth, but

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Speaker 1: you can also look Paul you've been a decent docent

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Speaker 1: for as long as you've been here. I'm the most

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Speaker 1: decent docent. You just lost your job. How that guy

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Speaker 1: came in hot? And you know lies? This is just

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Speaker 1: like a ball field every day you're competing for your position, Paul. Look,

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Speaker 1: is it is it better to have a knowledgeable person

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Speaker 1: who's occasionally a little tentative or somebody who's big and

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Speaker 1: loud and wrong. What do you think beg and loud

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Speaker 1: and wrong? Listen, listen, you're a decent dose. But I

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Speaker 1: heard about you losing the dose and job, and I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry to do this, but we're gonna have to kick

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Speaker 1: you out of your apartment. What I owned this apartment?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. We just can't have that. The block just

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Speaker 1: can't can't have somebody who lost their dose in job

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Speaker 1: and just dropping the property value. How is it dropping

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Speaker 1: the property value? Paul? I don't want to have this conversation.

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Speaker 1: Hi are you? Paul? Yes, sorry to trouble you, sir.

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Speaker 1: I'm sent here from the mall, and we're here to

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Speaker 1: get your clothing. My clothing. Yeah, several of the stores

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Speaker 1: got together and or your shop apparently, and we want

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Speaker 1: to start with there's two two Brooks brothers suits and

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Speaker 1: uh and some shoes. Okay, so all the different retail

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Speaker 1: outlets at the mall individually want clothes that I purchased

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Speaker 1: years ago back. Does this have anything to do with

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Speaker 1: me losing my job as a docent. I didn't want

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Speaker 1: to say whether or not you're a decent dozen. I

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Speaker 1: was a decent do it? Apparently you were decent enough

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Speaker 1: to buy all these clothes and now uh, your you

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Speaker 1: need return. Excuse me, are you? Paul? Yes? Okay, Paul,

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Speaker 1: I just you do inform me that you're losing your citizenship?

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Speaker 1: What now? I understand you that you are a natural

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Speaker 1: born citizen, but you need to leave. Who authorized this? Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean I don't need to tell you who authorized it,

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00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:29,320
Speaker 1: but I heard you lost your DOS and ship. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm Paul. Welcome to dutch Land. We are happy to

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Speaker 1: have you. We are very excited. All all seven of

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Speaker 1: the people who live on dutch Land are here to

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Speaker 1: greet you today. Say hi, everybody, Well, this is truly

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Speaker 1: humbling to learn that dutch Land is indeed a country.

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Speaker 1: But thank thank you for taking me under your wing.

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Speaker 1: Wait wait, I don't what what know you what is

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00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:03,840
Speaker 1: dutch Land not a country? It is, but you didn't know.

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00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well this turned quickly, So Paul, I'm supposed

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Speaker 1: to smuggle you out of Dutch Ladys there right, Yes,

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00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 1: let's get me the funk out of here. The only

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00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 1: way we're gonna be able to do that is with

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Speaker 1: you in this box. And the only way you're gonna

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00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 1: fit is if I cout off your arms in your legs. Now,

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00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,440
Speaker 1: you know I'm gonna stay. I'm gonna stay in dutch Land.

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Speaker 1: I don't I'm not agreeing to those terms, all right.

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Speaker 1: First of all, dutch Lands like fifty square feet. There's

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Speaker 1: only seven other people here. They can all they're watching

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Speaker 1: this talk right now. It's a violent country. Pool it is.

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Speaker 1: It is a violent country. But I'm not willing to

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00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:54,359
Speaker 1: lose all of my limbs. Maybe you have. I'm through

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00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 1: answering questions about COVID. I'm happy to change the subject

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Speaker 1: now to the decent does and the weather, and I

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Speaker 1: would bring the back to the United States. Mr President,

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Speaker 1: Mr President, Mr President, Mr President Mr President Kurt Berger

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Speaker 1: for mayonnaise and other uh. Paul, the Doson has now

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Speaker 1: been removed from the country. He's not a citizen. But

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Speaker 1: there has been a petition and so far there has

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Speaker 1: been six thousand signatures to bring him back and naturalize him.

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Speaker 1: What do you say to that, does somebody have a

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Speaker 1: cut that I can take a quick nap during this

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Speaker 1: President news group question question Hi Kyle dun again comic

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Speaker 1: stopped laughing and ask the question the best got the best?

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Speaker 1: First of all, check out my instagram. It's hilarious. Second question,

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Speaker 1: is it true that you are in bed with big Mall?

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Speaker 1: Um malls seems to be um acting on it's on

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Speaker 1: lately with a lot of power. We want to know

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Speaker 1: where mall gets off. We got the best malls in

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Speaker 1: this country, the simply the best uh no mills in

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Speaker 1: any other country can compete with ozz In the best

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Speaker 1: US So yes, next question, Mr President, crew question question

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Speaker 1: any questions? Question, Mr President. I think these are the

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Speaker 1: auction disruptors that were out all right, that's it today. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you know what one last question from from from from

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Speaker 1: the womanful suck my butt? Okay, Mr President? Quick, quick, quick,

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Speaker 1: These are disruptors and that has seen too everybody. Oh

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Speaker 1: the decent dosing what would we do without him? Seen

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Speaker 1: to me? Comes to us from Tony, who wrote, good Morning,

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Speaker 1: Afternoon Evening Alchemist. My name is Tony and I live

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Speaker 1: in Orlando, Florida. I've been listening to your podcast since

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Speaker 1: it first came out, and I love every senior. Guys,

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Speaker 1: do never a disappointment. You guys truly tickle my fancy,

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Speaker 1: which is not easily tickle. I used to have a

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Speaker 1: favorite Alchemist, but decided long ago that I enjoy all

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Speaker 1: of you. Now let me get to the suggestion, because

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Speaker 1: I could go on and on and on for quite

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Speaker 1: some time. Clearly that is true. My scene suggestion is simple.

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Speaker 1: An employee of a fast food taco place hates his

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Speaker 1: job at the drive through window, then gets promoted to supervisor.

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Speaker 1: Thank you all for the laughs while I drive all

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Speaker 1: over central Florida cleaning the carpets of rich assholes. Tony, Hi, Um, sorry,

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Speaker 1: I mean my friend don't know what we want yet?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Sorry. We should have prepared this before

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Speaker 1: we got here. The options. Um, don't you want to

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Speaker 1: split something? Yeah, let's like split something. We could get

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Speaker 1: like a five piece, but then we'd have to split

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Speaker 1: one of the tenders and half. Oh my god, yeah, sorry, Um,

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Speaker 1: can we get like we see the five piece, but

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Speaker 1: can you make it either like a four piece or

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Speaker 1: a six piece? I know that's not an option, but um,

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Speaker 1: it's like hard for my friend and I to split. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we would really love that. Sorry and reaching over you back? No, No,

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Speaker 1: it's okay. Reach over. Reach over actually kind of like

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Speaker 1: when you reach over me. So do whatever you want

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Speaker 1: to do. Okay, I'll reach over. You also want a milkshake,

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Speaker 1: but we don't want to full small, We want to

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Speaker 1: split in half. Can you do make it? Sorry? I

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Speaker 1: think that your voice actually got less easy to understand,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like I don't know, go

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Speaker 1: further or closer to the microphone, but we just want

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Speaker 1: to know if we can have the small milkshake split? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Make it diet, Yeah, make it diet. You want you want?

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Speaker 1: You want a mattress? Do we want a mattress? I don't.

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Speaker 1: I mean maybe yeah, I was looking for a new one. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: can you split the mattress? Every order comes with the

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Speaker 1: temper pedic match were to competing mattrics. So if you

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Speaker 1: want you want the mattresses, freaks on the folkwag and

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Speaker 1: take your time for fox. Say, oh my god? Is

626
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:13,240
Speaker 1: that your is that your I mean it sounds fucking

627
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:15,399
Speaker 1: like it sounds like a dick wad, like the funk

628
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:18,960
Speaker 1: I was dating before. Oh my god, you're right, and

629
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 1: it does. And he's driving that nasty uma like the

630
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:32,400
Speaker 1: sact that he chopped. I know, I told him to

631
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 1: split it, but the fact that he split up all

632
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,880
Speaker 1: those cars and put him together, like, who is he?

633
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 1: I mean, he's just freak. I can't believe you almost

634
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:42,279
Speaker 1: married him. That was crazy and then it let's do

635
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 1: it again, all right? Sure, Well, I mean I'm just

636
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 1: judging by the safety of your vehicle here. Uh looks

637
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:51,320
Speaker 1: like there's a lot of pieces from different cars put together.

638
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:54,360
Speaker 1: So I mean, I can't say that this is the

639
00:42:54,480 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 1: highway or or or city safety pass. I'm sorry, my

640
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 1: head just kind of out of it. I uh, I

641
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 1: recently started uh looking up different ways to connect insects.

642
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 1: To make a long story short, I'm trying to read

643
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:15,319
Speaker 1: what a hey buddy, Hey buddy, you want to take

644
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 1: a knee? Yeah? I just had a little lightheaded eye. Yeah,

645
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:23,920
Speaker 1: oh my god. Uh can water? No, no water, mountain

646
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 1: do Monta do dead? What are you? What are you

647
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:30,319
Speaker 1: talking about? We're sitting in the back of the car.

648
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 1: I think we have a breastaurant back here. I have

649
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:35,319
Speaker 1: a little bit of water. You can get him out

650
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 1: and do for this guy? JA get from I can

651
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:43,839
Speaker 1: go to the store. I'll walked at the store. Oh

652
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:48,239
Speaker 1: is that your boy? Yeah, that's my eldest. I had

653
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:49,719
Speaker 1: a son and I left him at school and then

654
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 1: they just took him away from me. And uh think

655
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 1: about that every day. So that's in the rules. I

656
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 1: know that. I know that. Oh my gosh, man, my

657
00:43:57,680 --> 00:43:59,799
Speaker 1: head is getting It feels lighter than it normally does.

658
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 1: How much would you say it normally feels how how much?

659
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:07,840
Speaker 1: Wait are we talking about? My head normally feels sixty

660
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:13,839
Speaker 1: seventy pounds and now it feels like two ounces three right?

661
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:20,839
Speaker 1: That is lighter. That's considered lighter. Hi. Um, I'm looking

662
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:28,799
Speaker 1: for your mountain dew? Uh huh? Can you point? Can

663
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:30,920
Speaker 1: you point me to the mountain dew? It's pretty intuitive.

664
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:34,880
Speaker 1: M hm. Do you see that giant section says soda

665
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:42,280
Speaker 1: where it's about your twelve o'clock. You're at twelve o'clock.

666
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:44,800
Speaker 1: You'll call me at twelve o'clock. Sent a pitch because

667
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 1: people like you that ruined this country. What are you

668
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 1: getting a mountain do huh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been

669
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:02,279
Speaker 1: looking for mountain dow NEOs. I like the Mountain Red.

670
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 1: I think that's going to get classic. Huh. I think

671
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:08,719
Speaker 1: I just need a classic mountain de What did you

672
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 1: say to me? Huh? What? Don't push me? What the

673
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 1: fund did you say to me? You you're you're just

674
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 1: like the other guy twelve o'clocks. What Okay, I'm taking

675
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:24,759
Speaker 1: this mountain dude, I'm not paying for it. Fine, get

676
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 1: out of here. Fine, you get out of here. I

677
00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:30,320
Speaker 1: work here. Cool. You just giving away free sodas. Thank you.

678
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:37,879
Speaker 1: It's better than dealing with you. Okay, that's hurtful. Out

679
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 1: the door. It's at your six o'clock. Hey, Jim, thanks

680
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:45,799
Speaker 1: for coming in today. I just wanted to go over

681
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 1: your semiannual. It looks like, oh uh, you're giving away sodas?

682
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:57,320
Speaker 1: Is that right? I gave away one soda in March. Okay,

683
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:01,880
Speaker 1: I just a pattern. Right. There wasn't a report for

684
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:03,719
Speaker 1: why that soda was given away, and I was just

685
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:13,800
Speaker 1: curious if you wanted to maybe explain. Look, there was

686
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:16,840
Speaker 1: a guy coming in. He he couldn't identify basic directions

687
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:19,920
Speaker 1: based on the face of a clock. Uh, which do

688
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 1: you mean? Example? Uh, look to your three o'clock. Okay,

689
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:28,799
Speaker 1: you said that to a to a customer. Did those

690
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 1: exact words, looked to here at three o'clock? What do

691
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:34,759
Speaker 1: you know what that means? Do I know it? Look

692
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:38,799
Speaker 1: to my three oclock me? Do east? Typically to your right.

693
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go directly to my right. What about seven o'clock?

694
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:48,439
Speaker 1: I'm feeling like down there on the left a little bit? Yeah?

695
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:51,520
Speaker 1: There you so. Yeah. Even if you've never heard it before,

696
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:55,759
Speaker 1: it's fairly intuitive. You picture a clock around you, and

697
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 1: you look to the number that's right straight ahead is twelve,

698
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 1: and then the clock. I would look up your twelve.

699
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 1: I feel like I would look up for twelve. I

700
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 1: can't think because we associate the sun being at its

701
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:12,160
Speaker 1: highest point at the sky at noon. Here, here's a soda, Dad,

702
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:15,160
Speaker 1: I got it. Hey, hey, doll face, there's your mountain dew.

703
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:18,839
Speaker 1: Thank you? Why did you call? Are you? What's going on? Dad?

704
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:22,320
Speaker 1: You're calling the cop, doll face. I didn't know he

705
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 1: was a cop. I'm not a cop. I thought you

706
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:28,000
Speaker 1: pulled us over earlier to tell us about his car

707
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:36,799
Speaker 1: was pieced together. I did, I did you're not a cop? No, no, wait,

708
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:40,279
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Then? I just drive around and uh,

709
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 1: kind of from the back of cars I'm driving around,

710
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 1: I inspect him and I asked people to pull over

711
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:48,120
Speaker 1: and h Granted, my car looks like a cop car,

712
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 1: but that's just the color scheme. But I'm not personal

713
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:54,319
Speaker 1: an offericer. I never said I was. That's all all

714
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:57,759
Speaker 1: you'all believe. And I was the same. Upset, sir, I'm

715
00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:00,080
Speaker 1: a little upset because I am a little up that

716
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:05,400
Speaker 1: all right. If I gotta be honest, I am good.

717
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 1: I need you to step away from the delivery window

718
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:12,600
Speaker 1: really quick. Uh? Could you? Could you please step over here.

719
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:14,880
Speaker 1: I don't think that you're cut out to be the

720
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 1: voice of this taco place. I really the problem is

721
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 1: it's hard to understand you, okay. Uh, And we've been

722
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 1: given away tempera pedic masters is out this window, and

723
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:32,320
Speaker 1: it's just not working out. All right, you see what

724
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:36,480
Speaker 1: I'm saying. So I've promised your mother I wouldn't I

725
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:38,320
Speaker 1: wouldn't fire you. So I think we're gonna have to

726
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:41,360
Speaker 1: give you a little bump. Are you ready for a

727
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 1: little bump? Hold? You're making it hard on me. Tod.

728
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't. I can't whoop the other way

729
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:52,080
Speaker 1: when you're asking if I'm talking about cocaine, when I

730
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:55,160
Speaker 1: talk about a bump, I'm talking about a rate. A

731
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 1: new position. You can't be at the window. Okay. So

732
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:00,920
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do was I mean, you're gonna be

733
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:03,400
Speaker 1: assistant manager. I need you just stay in the office

734
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:05,319
Speaker 1: in the back. I'd like you to interact with people

735
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 1: as little as possible. Okay. So I can't. I can't

736
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:18,440
Speaker 1: understand you can't understand you. So I'm gonna need you

737
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 1: to Okay, this is the office you'll be in. It

738
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 1: looks like a broom closet, but it's an office. Okay. Listen, alright, alright,

739
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 1: ever listen to tempera Pedic. Okay, listen, everybody in temper

740
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 1: pedick here. Okay. We we gotta focus up. Our sales

741
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 1: are not going through the roof. We're moving product, but

742
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:39,840
Speaker 1: we're not making money. What the fund is going on?

743
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:43,280
Speaker 1: I'm I guess I'm just confused because at our last

744
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 1: meeting you said you wanted to move as much product

745
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:49,279
Speaker 1: as humanly possible, and that's what we did. You didn't

746
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:52,400
Speaker 1: say anything about selling them Okay, well that's what what

747
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 1: do you think I meant? Huh, I'm with Lisa. You said, move, sir, move,

748
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:05,360
Speaker 1: we did. We got that ship out of here, stupid apple. Okay.

749
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 1: We've got a promotional partnership with Ding Dong Tacos, that

750
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 1: place that only sells tacos and milkshakes, and whenever when everybody,

751
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:17,359
Speaker 1: somebody gets a milkshake, we give him a free mattress. Okay, Well,

752
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:18,920
Speaker 1: well maybe you should do something where they have to

753
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:20,759
Speaker 1: pay for the mattress. Uh, maybe we think about that.

754
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 1: Maybe they pay for the mattress and they get the

755
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:25,840
Speaker 1: tacos are free. Look, so I think we're fine with that.

756
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 1: What we're kind of uncomfortable with and correct me if

757
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:31,800
Speaker 1: I'm wrong, fellow employees. But um, you're like coming in

758
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 1: very hot, you know what I mean. You're really angry

759
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:37,320
Speaker 1: at us. You're showing a lot of anger, and we

760
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:41,479
Speaker 1: want to solve this again, I'm standing solidarity and sir. Also,

761
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:43,839
Speaker 1: if I may, you've got a little something on your

762
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:47,840
Speaker 1: checking face, on your cheek. Yeah, it's a leech on

763
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:49,839
Speaker 1: blood letting, Thank you very much. Okay, so why don't

764
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,399
Speaker 1: we just let's let that go? Okay, let the leech

765
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:55,839
Speaker 1: go on your face as hr. Yeah, I just want

766
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 1: to reiterate. You are coming in a little hot right now,

767
00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 1: so if you could just die that back a little

768
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:03,920
Speaker 1: but uh so I can't come in so oh so

769
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 1: you're yelling. This is a safe space here, okay, So

770
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 1: if you want to have a conversation, let's converse in

771
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:13,200
Speaker 1: tones that we can all take in. Okay. If we

772
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:18,200
Speaker 1: have time for yelling, we have time for selling. The

773
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 1: leach just went in your mouth, by the way, so

774
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 1: uh so, yeah, I liked what I saw in that

775
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:30,720
Speaker 1: dating app. I didn't know you'd be bringing a friend.

776
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:33,600
Speaker 1: You said you'd like to split things, so I thought

777
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 1: I would see what is up? Yeah, it's my friends everywhere? Hey,

778
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:45,360
Speaker 1: what's up? Cool? Cool? I'm happy to buy drinks for

779
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:47,120
Speaker 1: the table, you know what I mean? I don't. I

780
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 1: want to just buy you drinks if you want to

781
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:51,200
Speaker 1: drink bath, you know whatever, if I want to if

782
00:51:51,239 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 1: I want to drink bath. Gross, But oh my god,

783
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:58,520
Speaker 1: you're free. You match with such a freak. Oh my god,

784
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:07,440
Speaker 1: this guy right, people like he is a freak. Yeah, mostly,

785
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 1: will you split our drinks me? Yeah? I mean I'll

786
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 1: order I'll order here. Let me call the waiter over. Hey, Hi,

787
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:26,799
Speaker 1: I'm I'm Paul. Let me tell you a little bit

788
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 1: about the history of the restaurant established in as A.

789
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 1: As you can see, I got a couple of ladies

790
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:40,080
Speaker 1: with me and they want something and they want it now.

791
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 1: Can we get them a split drink? A split drink? Yeah? Yeah, okay?

792
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:53,040
Speaker 1: And for you, sir, nothing okay, so yeah, sorry, I'm

793
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:54,440
Speaker 1: just want to point how cool this is. Are you

794
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:56,440
Speaker 1: one of those guys who goes out with women and

795
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,879
Speaker 1: they get really drunk and you don't drink anything at all?

796
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 1: I think that's really hot and cool. Yeah, oh my god, spook, Yes,

797
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:15,680
Speaker 1: a freak. Yes, if you have no idea, Bob, I'm

798
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 1: looking over it to nitric seats and you split a drink? Yeah?

799
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 1: Is there anything wrong with that? Yeah, there's something wrong

800
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:28,279
Speaker 1: with that. I'm gonna have to let you go. I

801
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:32,640
Speaker 1: just come my citizen chip back, just god by citizen

802
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 1: chip back. I mean you can get another excuse me, Paul, Yes, Paul,

803
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:50,240
Speaker 1: is this Paul? Are you back in my office? Pot country?

804
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 1: But let me just tell you your citizenship is a

805
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:58,200
Speaker 1: vote again on the street. Is you split a drink?

806
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:04,960
Speaker 1: I don't see why that's a problem. If you can't

807
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,520
Speaker 1: see why it's a problem, that's the reason why it's

808
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 1: the problem. Well, well, it looks like you're back, Mike,

809
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:13,480
Speaker 1: So I'm going to be shaving up your arms and

810
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:17,000
Speaker 1: then you like, and then I'll be putting this books here,

811
00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:20,400
Speaker 1: shipping you right back across the border as I see him.

812
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:28,960
Speaker 1: Just fine, whatever, just don't tell, don't tell, unique Low.

813
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:32,719
Speaker 1: I have this t shirts because they want it back.

814
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:41,560
Speaker 1: But I need to wear something, Okay, I canna need it? Ah,

815
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 1: where is my anaesthesia? It looks like I don't have any?

816
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:48,800
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna have to do this old fishing.

817
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:54,480
Speaker 1: Why down on this metal road metal you don't have

818
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:57,600
Speaker 1: a wooden stick or anything. And now I'm at that time.

819
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:02,600
Speaker 1: All right, at least I shared my teeth on the

820
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 1: middle and I'm talking. I gotta thank us, all right?

821
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:09,160
Speaker 1: All right? What are there? What are the leeches here?

822
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 1: My friends? I'm big, you're gonna stop. That excess blatant

823
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:21,759
Speaker 1: is gonna come out from all the otteries. And I'm

824
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:28,160
Speaker 1: snipping right now. You got thick bounds mine. It's my

825
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:31,520
Speaker 1: it's my Dutch heritage. Yeah, well, I'm not gonna be

826
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:33,799
Speaker 1: able to cut through with this or I'll be back.

827
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:38,680
Speaker 1: I'll be back tomorrow. I'm just gonna lie down on

828
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:44,680
Speaker 1: this temperabetic mattress. So you came back to Dutch Land.

829
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:54,239
Speaker 1: Oh god, I'm not willingly. It's not willingly. The seven

830
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:58,080
Speaker 1: of us were thinking, maybe you don't leave, fine, like,

831
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Speaker 1: just do whatever you need to with me. You do? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Well that's it's good to feel like I belong in

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Speaker 1: a community for once. It's been fully ostracized in America. Yeah, everybody,

834
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:25,120
Speaker 1: we guess. So oops. So those your shoes? Ah, that's

835
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:29,640
Speaker 1: the question. They are my shoes. I mean I'm wearing them, right,

836
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:34,839
Speaker 1: You got to keep your shoes? Well I didn't get

837
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:40,799
Speaker 1: them at the mall. Uh, you got them at the airport. Yes,

838
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:44,400
Speaker 1: it's their airport shoes. There's someone here from the airport

839
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Speaker 1: that wants to talk to you. What Hi, I'm with

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Speaker 1: T S a UM and I'm gonna need to confien

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00:56:50,719 --> 00:56:54,840
Speaker 1: skate confidence skate your shoes. It's a little bit different

842
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:57,120
Speaker 1: from the usual confiscation, but it's kind of how we

843
00:56:57,160 --> 00:57:02,120
Speaker 1: do things at the airport. I have your shoes, please, okay,

844
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:03,480
Speaker 1: And then you're just going to run him through the

845
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:05,439
Speaker 1: machine and make sure that I don't have a bomb

846
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:08,200
Speaker 1: in them and give them back to me all that,

847
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:11,919
Speaker 1: but you won't be getting them back. Oh Jesus, these

848
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:15,000
Speaker 1: are over four ounces and you can't carry that on

849
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:17,560
Speaker 1: an airport. That makes all shoes are over four ounces.

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00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:22,760
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't know what kind of rules you

851
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:25,800
Speaker 1: or what you think you know, but I have to

852
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:28,960
Speaker 1: confiscate these. These are Jesus. One guy tried to blow

853
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:31,120
Speaker 1: up his shoes one time, and now the rest of us,

854
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:34,680
Speaker 1: for the rest of time, I have to take our shoes. Yeah, exactly, sir,

855
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:39,800
Speaker 1: Thank you. He's here, by the way, what the shoe bout? Yeah,

856
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:44,880
Speaker 1: he's now a resident of dutch Land. Oh great, would

857
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:52,880
Speaker 1: you like to meet him? No, Steve, Hey, you're famous. Yeah,

858
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, another American. This guy knows who you are.

859
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:59,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're the guy that Wait, you used to

860
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:01,640
Speaker 1: be a decent dude, didn't you. Yes, I still have

861
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:03,560
Speaker 1: a decent dose and I just don't have a job.

862
00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:07,000
Speaker 1: Oh and you're not the guy I was thinking of,

863
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:12,000
Speaker 1: because you have a different name and backstory. But but

864
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:16,400
Speaker 1: I guess I wasn't the original shoe bomber, but you

865
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:18,920
Speaker 1: were nuts. I mean I was one of them, just

866
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,920
Speaker 1: not the original. Also, there were more than one shoe bomber.

867
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Speaker 1: Jesus Lion is insane. I mean, should we just pull

868
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:28,360
Speaker 1: out of here and go down the taco place or

869
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:29,560
Speaker 1: what I mean? We've been sitting here for like it

870
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:32,040
Speaker 1: feels like thirty minutes just to order a guy damn taco.

871
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,560
Speaker 1: What's your hurry? It's a taco, will get it eventually?

872
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:38,040
Speaker 1: Will you'm here because it's fast food? I'm not here

873
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:39,600
Speaker 1: because I'm like if I want to, have you seen

874
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:42,360
Speaker 1: how hot these chicks are in the fucking Volkswagen just

875
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:47,440
Speaker 1: chill already? You mean the back of their heads? No,

876
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:52,200
Speaker 1: I haven't. I can't. I can't clock that. You can't. Alright, fine,

877
00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:54,840
Speaker 1: why don't you know what? Let's go up and talk

878
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:56,640
Speaker 1: to them and see if they have any card trouble.

879
00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:59,480
Speaker 1: Maybe what that leads to something else? You want to?

880
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:01,320
Speaker 1: What do you talk about? What you That's at least

881
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:03,000
Speaker 1: we can get out of the car and breathe some

882
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:04,720
Speaker 1: fresh air and also get an update and what the

883
00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:07,120
Speaker 1: fox is going on? Kyle? You've been single for maybe

884
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:09,920
Speaker 1: two weeks. Dude, you need to chill out. That's you

885
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:11,920
Speaker 1: don't talk to women just in a in a line.

886
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:15,840
Speaker 1: That's that's so scary. Okay, all right, I've been married

887
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:18,160
Speaker 1: twenty seven years. I don't know how things work anymore.

888
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:20,640
Speaker 1: Let's go schoo up and say hello. Well the funk

889
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:22,560
Speaker 1: was that? Okay twenty seven years ago? Was that? Okay,

890
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:24,800
Speaker 1: you're in line somewhere in a car you would walk

891
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:27,920
Speaker 1: up to absolute strangers and say hello and introduce yourself

892
00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:29,640
Speaker 1: and get to know the messing with their interests? Are

893
00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:31,960
Speaker 1: so there's what a car when two cars apart, you

894
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:33,439
Speaker 1: would do that? You just get it, like, I stop sign?

895
00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:36,080
Speaker 1: Are you so combative? What is this really? I need

896
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:38,360
Speaker 1: a taco? Dude, it's been thirty minutes, all right, I

897
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 1: need a Yes, Okay, well, why don't we go park

898
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:47,000
Speaker 1: the car and go inside and get in line? Okay, fine,

899
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:51,760
Speaker 1: all right, Jesus, I can't reverse. We're blocked in. I'm

900
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:54,200
Speaker 1: gonna go talk. I'm gonna go talk to these, to

901
00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:58,640
Speaker 1: the women in the folks like Kyle, Kyle, Hey, how

902
00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:03,840
Speaker 1: are you too today? Um? We're okay. We're actually just

903
01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:05,920
Speaker 1: kind of in the middle of ordering right now. But

904
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:08,800
Speaker 1: if you want to talk to us, I guess that's fine. Well,

905
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:12,280
Speaker 1: just so curious. Maybe if I could slip in an order.

906
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:14,080
Speaker 1: We're in the car behind you. If we could just

907
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:16,000
Speaker 1: sort of piggyback, as it were, and let you know

908
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:17,880
Speaker 1: what we wanted to eat, and you could add it

909
01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:22,600
Speaker 1: to your order and then we'll pay for the whole thing. Wow, wow, wow,

910
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:26,320
Speaker 1: bet you here this guy? What the second audacity of

911
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:28,360
Speaker 1: this guy to come up here and try to slip

912
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:33,160
Speaker 1: it an order? Yeah, that's really gross. Actually that's not Okay,

913
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:38,000
Speaker 1: it's twenties. I was seen hoping to buy your lunch.

914
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:40,080
Speaker 1: That's really what I was trying. But you use the

915
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:43,360
Speaker 1: word slip in, you know what I mean. I didn't

916
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:45,600
Speaker 1: say slip it in. I think that would be well,

917
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:51,640
Speaker 1: now you just did, though you can't. We can't be bught. Okay,

918
01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:55,320
Speaker 1: we can trying to buy our lunch. Yeah that makes sense.

919
01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:58,919
Speaker 1: Can we keep this line? Movie? If you got time

920
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:06,320
Speaker 1: to talk? Your time for tacos? So what are you

921
01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:12,360
Speaker 1: two having? Well, we're thinking about a five. Yeah, it's

922
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:16,880
Speaker 1: before or six, and we're spending a small milkshake and

923
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:20,440
Speaker 1: we're also spending so so what's your problem in there

924
01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:29,120
Speaker 1: with that order? Assistant assist's office, I'm t having a

925
01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:31,440
Speaker 1: hard time with a temper pedic mattress through the window.

926
01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:41,640
Speaker 1: It won't quite fold right, it would be in yeah today,

927
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:48,200
Speaker 1: oh slipped it in. Just let's thank all of our alchemis,

928
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:52,120
Speaker 1: shall we please, starting with Mr James Heeney. James, we've

929
01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:55,920
Speaker 1: missed you. Please come back soon. It's been fun. I

930
01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:59,160
Speaker 1: can't wait to come back on the regular. Yes, please

931
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:05,040
Speaker 1: stay safe out there. And thanks for not wearing a mask. Oh,

932
01:02:05,120 --> 01:02:07,640
Speaker 1: thank you, well I am. I am actually wearing a mask,

933
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:12,760
Speaker 1: just not in a zoom call ah copy, got you man. Thanks,

934
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:16,040
Speaker 1: good to see you again. Jackie you wait. Thank you

935
01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:17,760
Speaker 1: so much for joining us. I hope you had fun.

936
01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:23,800
Speaker 1: I'm blast. Thanks, loved it, loved every damn minute of it.

937
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:27,920
Speaker 1: Please come back, come back whenever you want me. Okay,

938
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:30,480
Speaker 1: fair enough? Is there anything you would like folks to

939
01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:33,880
Speaker 1: know about in terms of your creativity outside of this

940
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:39,000
Speaker 1: particular zoom hang, outside of the zoom hang my creativity.

941
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:45,680
Speaker 1: It's me in the middle of a Gilma Girls marathon.

942
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:52,440
Speaker 1: You can find on Instagram at my handle is at

943
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Speaker 1: b ok j A c K seventy six or just

944
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Speaker 1: typing my name Jacqueline uway all right, perfect, Thank you

945
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:01,880
Speaker 1: so much and enjoy the rest of you. Give more girls.

946
01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:07,280
Speaker 1: Chris Alvarado, thank you for having me. Always a pleasure.

947
01:03:07,640 --> 01:03:12,280
Speaker 1: I had fun improvising with this group, and I'm happy.

948
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:18,440
Speaker 1: I would love to be Okay, I'm done talking. Sometimes

949
01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:24,200
Speaker 1: we're just spent at the end of this session. Caroline Cotter, Yeah,

950
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:28,360
Speaker 1: uh so nice to have you with us again. And um,

951
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:31,920
Speaker 1: where can folks find you on the interwebs and whatnots Um,

952
01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:36,080
Speaker 1: I guess just Carter poop, but it doesn't matter at

953
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:39,560
Speaker 1: Cotter poop. But it doesn't matter. That's a new baking

954
01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:46,920
Speaker 1: show you're doing right. It's really sad you're showing folks

955
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:52,360
Speaker 1: how to make a sour dough starter kit. That's cool. Yeah,

956
01:03:52,800 --> 01:04:00,400
Speaker 1: I guess. Craig KURKASKI, Hey, uh, please stop using phrase

957
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:04,360
Speaker 1: begging the question to mean makes one wonder or prompts

958
01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:07,600
Speaker 1: one to ask. Begging the question is a specific logical

959
01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:11,800
Speaker 1: fallacy about circular reasoning. Appreciate that I always like to

960
01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:15,000
Speaker 1: end these with some sort of input on terminology that

961
01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:19,080
Speaker 1: people are misusing. And that was a great one. Thank you.

962
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:23,560
Speaker 1: Joey Grey. Anything you want to add to that, uh,

963
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:26,880
Speaker 1: let's see. Um kind of want to jump on that.

964
01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:34,440
Speaker 1: That awesome train with Craig So the Sumerians um I

965
01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:39,720
Speaker 1: was watching to talk about them. The greatest wrap up ever.

966
01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:44,800
Speaker 1: Let's give a big shout out to our producer of

967
01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:48,520
Speaker 1: the Stars and engineering Mr Doug Babe and the fine

968
01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:53,520
Speaker 1: folks that I heart media and thank all of you.

969
01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:55,160
Speaker 1: Please be safe and healthy out there and do the

970
01:04:55,160 --> 01:04:57,400
Speaker 1: smart thing and put a mask on when you go outside.

971
01:04:58,040 --> 01:05:01,640
Speaker 1: Let's look after each other, damnit, please is and be

972
01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:04,520
Speaker 1: kind to each other. Let's try that one. I'm your host,

973
01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:08,280
Speaker 1: Kevin Pollock. Thanks again. Until next time, I'll come on