WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Five Finger Hangout

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<v Speaker 1>Second dat question for Jose and alexis what is the

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<v Speaker 1>quickest that you've ever gone from matching with someone to

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<v Speaker 1>meeting up with them? Oh? Wow, like a couple of days,

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<v Speaker 1>coupled seconds, seconds, eyes, Hey, what's up? I'm here? Yea.

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<v Speaker 1>It depends if I'm already stalking them or not. Probably

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<v Speaker 1>a week, a week the same. I'm more. I normally

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<v Speaker 1>just matched to feel like I'm attractive and then I

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<v Speaker 1>never meet up. You guys don't just like go to

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<v Speaker 1>the bar and find out who's closest and then figure

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<v Speaker 1>it out. I never got to do dating maps. I

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<v Speaker 1>just thought that would always be my plan. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>bring it up because one of our listeners, Jack says

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<v Speaker 1>he was surprised at how fast he got the green

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<v Speaker 1>light to see his date in person. Wow. So Jack,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to the show. Hello, thank you. I am excited

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<v Speaker 1>to hear about your data. Then after this, you want

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<v Speaker 1>to grab a drink or something. I'm just saying he's

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<v Speaker 1>looking for a man that moved fast. Yeah, Jack, what's

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<v Speaker 1>the name of the person that you matched with? I

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<v Speaker 1>matched with this school named Naomi online, Jack and Jeff

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<v Speaker 1>sound better? Yeah? Name? And how long did it take

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<v Speaker 1>for you and Naomi to agree to meet up. It

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<v Speaker 1>was really quick. We matched and like within ten minutes

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<v Speaker 1>she was asking me to meet up. That's a record.

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<v Speaker 1>Must be quite the smooth talker. Either that or it

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<v Speaker 1>was like two in the morning and she was drunk. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't think about that. That's a good question. What

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<v Speaker 1>time of day did this happen? This is kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like early morning and then she wanted to meet up

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<v Speaker 1>that afternoon. Oh wow, cool. I mean, were you excited

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<v Speaker 1>about that orre we freaked out? No, I would excited.

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<v Speaker 1>She was really cute and she seemed interested. Yeah. Isn't

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<v Speaker 1>that kind of a red flag though, where it's like

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<v Speaker 1>they instantly want to see you. It's at least like

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<v Speaker 1>a maybe she had a date plan and the other

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<v Speaker 1>guy bailed and she's like, well, let's fill in the blank.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't standards as long as it's a warm body. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>she explained that she was like new on the app

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<v Speaker 1>and she's looking at date someone and I've seemed like

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<v Speaker 1>a nice guy, so she wanted to grab a drink

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<v Speaker 1>with me at the bar. Okay, And you didn't at

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<v Speaker 1>any point think you were getting catfished, like too convenient?

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<v Speaker 1>You must be a robot. Yeah, that thought definitely crossed

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<v Speaker 1>my mind. But it's not like she wanted to phone

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<v Speaker 1>number anything. She wanted to meet up. So I was

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<v Speaker 1>gonna find out that day. Okay, Well, I think it

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<v Speaker 1>would be kind of refreshing because suddenly you're just meeting

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<v Speaker 1>with this person and you don't know a lot about them,

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<v Speaker 1>instead of having all of that small talk out of

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<v Speaker 1>the way, like you have a lot to discuss. How

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<v Speaker 1>did it go? It was amazing. She was like really

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<v Speaker 1>really pretty, and she laughed at all my jokes. But

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<v Speaker 1>we really weren't there long until some alarm went off

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<v Speaker 1>and she said she had to go What wait, what

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<v Speaker 1>type of alarm? She had put an alarm on her phone,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was probably like fifteen minutes of the date

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<v Speaker 1>had gone by doing her own speed date, another guy

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<v Speaker 1>came in and took her seat. She's like, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have to ask you to get up. Actually, yeah, well

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't give you any other explanation what happened. She's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm supposed to go check out this apartment nearby. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to go with? Great? She does move fast

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<v Speaker 1>already asking you to move in? Is that weird? Like

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<v Speaker 1>I think a lot of people think that's a fun

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<v Speaker 1>idea to go check out apartments or from a house

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<v Speaker 1>together on a date. Is that what you thought, Jack, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I was a little surprising that first she wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>meet really quickly, and then she wants to check out

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<v Speaker 1>this apartment, so I didn't really know what was coming next. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a baby to deliver later. Do you want

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<v Speaker 1>to come with me? Let's go to this tuxedo shop

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<v Speaker 1>and then go to the church right after. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you think in the apartment? That's weird to us, But

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<v Speaker 1>tell us how it went. Well, we went to this

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<v Speaker 1>apartment together and I'm talking with the ladies, showing her around,

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<v Speaker 1>and so Naomi, she loved the place and she actually

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<v Speaker 1>like gave me a big kiss in front of the

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<v Speaker 1>apartment manager. And who awkward for the apartment manager. Now

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<v Speaker 1>we really need to test this place. I mean, that

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<v Speaker 1>had been unexpected. What happened next? So we just went

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<v Speaker 1>back to the bar and the chemistry felt really good,

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<v Speaker 1>and she just went to the bathroom and never came back.

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<v Speaker 1>Why did you We were vibing and clicking and then

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<v Speaker 1>she was gone. I don't know, I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>happened we knew she was red flags. That's so strange, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's not like she was using you for anything, right,

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't ask for any money, right, she didn't ask

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<v Speaker 1>you to co sign on the apartment before. She went

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<v Speaker 1>so fast with everything else. Maybe that's just how long

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<v Speaker 1>her relationships normally last. Like she can't go minutes, we're broken?

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<v Speaker 1>How long ago was that? That was like three weeks ago?

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<v Speaker 1>And who she ethern't called me back or anything. I

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<v Speaker 1>even went to the apartment to see if she had

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<v Speaker 1>moved in, and I know, I know, but that's the

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<v Speaker 1>only thing I could think of to try and get

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<v Speaker 1>a hold of her because she wasn't answering. Weird, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's been three weeks. This is like a mystery.

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<v Speaker 1>It is weird. It's a big mystery. With the pace

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<v Speaker 1>that she moves through things. Who knows, she probably could

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<v Speaker 1>have been married and divorced six times over in that

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<v Speaker 1>span of time. But we'll call her and try and

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<v Speaker 1>figure out the real reason when we do your second

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<v Speaker 1>date update right after that. Often, thank you all right,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on it update. We just heard maybe the quickest

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<v Speaker 1>hangout in second date history. Yes, I mean, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I've had a few lightning rounds, and I'm not calling

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<v Speaker 1>a radio station after those to find out what happened. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you're just talking about him now, definitely. I mean that's

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<v Speaker 1>a mess for them to clean up. That's their deal.

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<v Speaker 1>But one of our listeners, Jack met a girl named

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<v Speaker 1>Naomi online. They met up the same day that they matched,

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<v Speaker 1>saw an apartment together, went back to a bar, and

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<v Speaker 1>then she disappeared into the bathroom forever, never to be

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<v Speaker 1>seen or heard from again. That's so crazy. Actually, some

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<v Speaker 1>of my lightning rounds happened in public bathrooms, so don't

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<v Speaker 1>even get me started on that. Thank you already done.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been three weeks though, since that happened with Jack,

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<v Speaker 1>and we never asked though, is there anything Jack that

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<v Speaker 1>you think you may have done wrong? Like when she

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<v Speaker 1>kissed you, did you hold eye contact with the ladies

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<v Speaker 1>showing the apartment? No? I did not think. God, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you should know. I really don't think I did

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<v Speaker 1>anything wrong. It was a really nice day. How come

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<v Speaker 1>you No, you don't sound angry. I'd be a little

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<v Speaker 1>mad if somebody ditched me in the middle of the day.

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<v Speaker 1>That's humiliating. I'm just kind of confused more than anything, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Like if he never gets back to me, I'll just

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<v Speaker 1>always kind of be wondering what could have happened and

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<v Speaker 1>what did happen? Was she even real? Just like what

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<v Speaker 1>my lightning rounds think of me? Yeah, let's get some

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<v Speaker 1>answers for you here. I'm gonna dial in Naomi right

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<v Speaker 1>now and hopefully she picks up. We'll see what she

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<v Speaker 1>has to say. Here we go, Hello, is this Naomi? Um? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you fast? Yeah? I'm not good under pressure? What? What? Well? No? Like? Oh? No? What? Someone? Hi? Naomi? Hi?

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<v Speaker 1>Who is this? Sorry? Thank you for asking a question.

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<v Speaker 1>I can answer that. We are a morning radio show

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<v Speaker 1>called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, okay, and we're

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<v Speaker 1>reaching out on behalf of one of our listeners that

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<v Speaker 1>you went on a date with the other day a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of weeks ago, three weeks ago. His name's jeff Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>why are you calling me about him? Well, because he

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<v Speaker 1>reached out to us because he's a little bit confused

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<v Speaker 1>about what happened when you disappeared. And that's what we

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<v Speaker 1>do in this segment called a second Date Update. We

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<v Speaker 1>try and help give some answers to people who have

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<v Speaker 1>questions after a date. Yeah, yeah, he probably does have questions. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so you would understand why he's so confused. Yeah, yeah totally.

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<v Speaker 1>Could you help maybe shed some light on what went

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<v Speaker 1>down because he has no idea? Yeah, thing from his perspective,

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<v Speaker 1>he had a lot of nice things to say. He

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<v Speaker 1>thought you were a really great person. Yeah, I think

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<v Speaker 1>he's a great person. No, he is. He is nice.

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<v Speaker 1>He's really nice. That's that's part of it. That was

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<v Speaker 1>part of it. Ah, this is so weird to say.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really want to say it. Like I basically

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<v Speaker 1>just used him. Oh man, Wow, that like a band

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<v Speaker 1>aid off. I don't understand from what we've heard, you

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<v Speaker 1>guys went to a bar. He went and checked out

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<v Speaker 1>an apartment with you. You guys went to a bar again,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you left. How is that using him? It's

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<v Speaker 1>it was totally using him was exactly the thing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>for what I know, that wasn't fine. Though, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not proud of using him, but I sound a

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<v Speaker 1>little proud. I am kind of. I'm kind of proud

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<v Speaker 1>of my plan. Like I I think I had a

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<v Speaker 1>really good plan. I don't get it, Like, you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even get the apartment he went back there. No, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, No, it wasn't it. Here's what happened. So

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<v Speaker 1>that apartment but I was looking at was actually my

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<v Speaker 1>ex boyfriend's apartment. Oh so he was moving out. I

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<v Speaker 1>knew he was moving out, and I used to stay

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<v Speaker 1>there a lot, obviously we were together, and I had

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<v Speaker 1>left a locket, a really awesome locket that my dad

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<v Speaker 1>had given me there, and he had refused to give

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<v Speaker 1>it back to me. I don't I don't know why

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<v Speaker 1>exes do this. Okay, total jerk, Like just a total

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<v Speaker 1>jerk move right there. We wasn't giving it back to me.

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<v Speaker 1>So I figured out a way to get it back,

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<v Speaker 1>which was basically I was going to go look at

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<v Speaker 1>the apartment, but I needed someone to distract whoever was

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<v Speaker 1>showing the apartment so I could get the necklace. Why

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't you just invite a girlfriend or something? No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>cat just would be a fun So I go on,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a good poet, it's a good point. It was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was. It was like sneaky is. So I go

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<v Speaker 1>online and I find this guy who seems really nice

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<v Speaker 1>and truthfully a little easily to manipulate, and he's available

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<v Speaker 1>that day, which is perfect. That's what I need. And

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<v Speaker 1>so you know, I haven't meet me at this far.

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<v Speaker 1>We like kind of get to know each other and

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<v Speaker 1>then we go look at this apartment and the only

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<v Speaker 1>thing I haven't like thought out, the one little like snaffoo,

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<v Speaker 1>was that I did not have a jacket with my pockets,

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<v Speaker 1>and i'd like no other pockets. So I'm like thinking

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<v Speaker 1>on the fly. And at the end of this apartment viewing,

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<v Speaker 1>I reach it and I like give him a kiss,

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<v Speaker 1>and I slipped the locket in his jacket pocket while

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<v Speaker 1>I kiss him, I'm thinking, is brilliant? So smart, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, like he's totally feeling it. The apartment lady's like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, there's such a cute couple. Also, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>if she happens to like suspect anything, he has the

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<v Speaker 1>locket and he gets in trouble, and like, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>get in trouble. Smart smart, Yeah, you always need a

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<v Speaker 1>fall guy whenever you're getting your stuff back how would

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<v Speaker 1>you get it back out of his out of his pocket? Though?

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<v Speaker 1>Because you loved him. So we go back to the

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<v Speaker 1>bar and we're chatting and he hangs up his jacket.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, this is perfect. So I just reach

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<v Speaker 1>in stealthily double O seven style, and I get my necklace,

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<v Speaker 1>use myself to the bathroom. I don't know, wow hearted,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's an extremely intricate plan just to get a

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<v Speaker 1>piece of jewelry back. I mean, you went full Oceans

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<v Speaker 1>eleven for this locket, yet it as a compliment. Why

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<v Speaker 1>did you have to ditch Jack? Like I don't understand.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't interested, Like I didn't want to date him.

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<v Speaker 1>I like not type at all. You know, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>don't say that to us. Jack deserves to hear that

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<v Speaker 1>from you directly, And well, now's your chance, because Naomi,

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<v Speaker 1>Jack's been listening this entire time on the other line

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<v Speaker 1>and wants to hear you tell him off to his face. Oh, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>are you kidding me? I'm serious? Wow, hi Naomi? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>oh my gosh, I didn't know you were on the phone. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know what to say. This is crazy. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>you could have just told me I would have been

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<v Speaker 1>down there through the Oceans eleven Brad Pitton Clooney style,

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<v Speaker 1>really honestly, like like a hot girl says, hey, you

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<v Speaker 1>want to help me, like you want to help me

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<v Speaker 1>steal from my ex boyfriend's apartment. I feel like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not stealing, it's my necklace. Yeah, I'm not interested

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<v Speaker 1>in dating him. You sorry. Oh, I just want you

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<v Speaker 1>to know, like I do think you're a pretty bad person. Yeah, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>he called you pretty. Naomi heard you're a very pretty

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<v Speaker 1>but bad person. Yeah, sorry, you feel that way. I

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<v Speaker 1>just think it would smart and like what you you

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<v Speaker 1>met up with a girl, you got a drink in

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<v Speaker 1>the mish, It like nothing bad happened to you. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>he chuck. I am so sorry. This is gonna be sucky. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, there's a I think there's an opportunity here.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys are all looking at the negatives here, Jack,

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<v Speaker 1>are there any items that your ex girlfriends have that

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<v Speaker 1>you'd like to get back? Naomi seems like the type

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<v Speaker 1>that be happy to be your accomplice. Yeah, I am

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<v Speaker 1>happy never talking to Naomi again. Actually, yeah, come on, Jack,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't mean that. At least two sequels, we do

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<v Speaker 1>work well together. He didn't know he was working. Just

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<v Speaker 1>imagine how effective he would be if he was in

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<v Speaker 1>on the plan. I don't know, I don't know, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I think he would compromise it. Yeah, Jack,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think this is a real loss for you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>now I'm picking up on that. I should have really

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<v Speaker 1>gone with my gut and now it was too good.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, do you realize that's exactly what Andy

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<v Speaker 1>Garcia said at the End of Oceans when he found

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<v Speaker 1>out he got taken for two billion dollars. The prophecy

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<v Speaker 1>has been fulfilled. It's meant to be broken. Jeffrey in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning.