Speaker 1: Second dat question for Jose and alexis what is the
Speaker 1: quickest that you've ever gone from matching with someone to
Speaker 1: meeting up with them? Oh? Wow, like a couple of days,
Speaker 1: coupled seconds, seconds, eyes, Hey, what's up? I'm here? Yea.
Speaker 1: It depends if I'm already stalking them or not. Probably
Speaker 1: a week, a week the same. I'm more. I normally
Speaker 1: just matched to feel like I'm attractive and then I
Speaker 1: never meet up. You guys don't just like go to
Speaker 1: the bar and find out who's closest and then figure
Speaker 1: it out. I never got to do dating maps. I
Speaker 1: just thought that would always be my plan. Well, I
Speaker 1: bring it up because one of our listeners, Jack says
Speaker 1: he was surprised at how fast he got the green
Speaker 1: light to see his date in person. Wow. So Jack,
Speaker 1: welcome to the show. Hello, thank you. I am excited
Speaker 1: to hear about your data. Then after this, you want
Speaker 1: to grab a drink or something. I'm just saying he's
Speaker 1: looking for a man that moved fast. Yeah, Jack, what's
Speaker 1: the name of the person that you matched with? I
Speaker 1: matched with this school named Naomi online, Jack and Jeff
Speaker 1: sound better? Yeah? Name? And how long did it take
Speaker 1: for you and Naomi to agree to meet up. It
Speaker 1: was really quick. We matched and like within ten minutes
Speaker 1: she was asking me to meet up. That's a record.
Speaker 1: Must be quite the smooth talker. Either that or it
Speaker 1: was like two in the morning and she was drunk. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't think about that. That's a good question. What
Speaker 1: time of day did this happen? This is kind of
Speaker 1: like early morning and then she wanted to meet up
Speaker 1: that afternoon. Oh wow, cool. I mean, were you excited
Speaker 1: about that orre we freaked out? No, I would excited.
Speaker 1: She was really cute and she seemed interested. Yeah. Isn't
Speaker 1: that kind of a red flag though, where it's like
Speaker 1: they instantly want to see you. It's at least like
Speaker 1: a maybe she had a date plan and the other
Speaker 1: guy bailed and she's like, well, let's fill in the blank.
Speaker 1: I don't standards as long as it's a warm body. Well,
Speaker 1: she explained that she was like new on the app
Speaker 1: and she's looking at date someone and I've seemed like
Speaker 1: a nice guy, so she wanted to grab a drink
Speaker 1: with me at the bar. Okay, And you didn't at
Speaker 1: any point think you were getting catfished, like too convenient?
Speaker 1: You must be a robot. Yeah, that thought definitely crossed
Speaker 1: my mind. But it's not like she wanted to phone
Speaker 1: number anything. She wanted to meet up. So I was
Speaker 1: gonna find out that day. Okay, Well, I think it
Speaker 1: would be kind of refreshing because suddenly you're just meeting
Speaker 1: with this person and you don't know a lot about them,
Speaker 1: instead of having all of that small talk out of
Speaker 1: the way, like you have a lot to discuss. How
Speaker 1: did it go? It was amazing. She was like really
Speaker 1: really pretty, and she laughed at all my jokes. But
Speaker 1: we really weren't there long until some alarm went off
Speaker 1: and she said she had to go What wait, what
Speaker 1: type of alarm? She had put an alarm on her phone,
Speaker 1: and it was probably like fifteen minutes of the date
Speaker 1: had gone by doing her own speed date, another guy
Speaker 1: came in and took her seat. She's like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to ask you to get up. Actually, yeah, well
Speaker 1: she didn't give you any other explanation what happened. She's like,
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to go check out this apartment nearby. Do
Speaker 1: you want to go with? Great? She does move fast
Speaker 1: already asking you to move in? Is that weird? Like
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people think that's a fun
Speaker 1: idea to go check out apartments or from a house
Speaker 1: together on a date. Is that what you thought, Jack, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was a little surprising that first she wanted to
Speaker 1: meet really quickly, and then she wants to check out
Speaker 1: this apartment, so I didn't really know what was coming next. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have a baby to deliver later. Do you want
Speaker 1: to come with me? Let's go to this tuxedo shop
Speaker 1: and then go to the church right after. What do
Speaker 1: you think in the apartment? That's weird to us, But
Speaker 1: tell us how it went. Well, we went to this
Speaker 1: apartment together and I'm talking with the ladies, showing her around,
Speaker 1: and so Naomi, she loved the place and she actually
Speaker 1: like gave me a big kiss in front of the
Speaker 1: apartment manager. And who awkward for the apartment manager. Now
Speaker 1: we really need to test this place. I mean, that
Speaker 1: had been unexpected. What happened next? So we just went
Speaker 1: back to the bar and the chemistry felt really good,
Speaker 1: and she just went to the bathroom and never came back.
Speaker 1: Why did you We were vibing and clicking and then
Speaker 1: she was gone. I don't know, I don't know what
Speaker 1: happened we knew she was red flags. That's so strange, yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's not like she was using you for anything, right,
Speaker 1: she didn't ask for any money, right, she didn't ask
Speaker 1: you to co sign on the apartment before. She went
Speaker 1: so fast with everything else. Maybe that's just how long
Speaker 1: her relationships normally last. Like she can't go minutes, we're broken?
Speaker 1: How long ago was that? That was like three weeks ago?
Speaker 1: And who she ethern't called me back or anything. I
Speaker 1: even went to the apartment to see if she had
Speaker 1: moved in, and I know, I know, but that's the
Speaker 1: only thing I could think of to try and get
Speaker 1: a hold of her because she wasn't answering. Weird, I mean,
Speaker 1: so it's been three weeks. This is like a mystery.
Speaker 1: It is weird. It's a big mystery. With the pace
Speaker 1: that she moves through things. Who knows, she probably could
Speaker 1: have been married and divorced six times over in that
Speaker 1: span of time. But we'll call her and try and
Speaker 1: figure out the real reason when we do your second
Speaker 1: date update right after that. Often, thank you all right,
Speaker 1: hold on it update. We just heard maybe the quickest
Speaker 1: hangout in second date history. Yes, I mean, I know,
Speaker 1: I've had a few lightning rounds, and I'm not calling
Speaker 1: a radio station after those to find out what happened. No,
Speaker 1: you're just talking about him now, definitely. I mean that's
Speaker 1: a mess for them to clean up. That's their deal.
Speaker 1: But one of our listeners, Jack met a girl named
Speaker 1: Naomi online. They met up the same day that they matched,
Speaker 1: saw an apartment together, went back to a bar, and
Speaker 1: then she disappeared into the bathroom forever, never to be
Speaker 1: seen or heard from again. That's so crazy. Actually, some
Speaker 1: of my lightning rounds happened in public bathrooms, so don't
Speaker 1: even get me started on that. Thank you already done.
Speaker 1: It's been three weeks though, since that happened with Jack,
Speaker 1: and we never asked though, is there anything Jack that
Speaker 1: you think you may have done wrong? Like when she
Speaker 1: kissed you, did you hold eye contact with the ladies
Speaker 1: showing the apartment? No? I did not think. God, oh,
Speaker 1: maybe you should know. I really don't think I did
Speaker 1: anything wrong. It was a really nice day. How come
Speaker 1: you No, you don't sound angry. I'd be a little
Speaker 1: mad if somebody ditched me in the middle of the day.
Speaker 1: That's humiliating. I'm just kind of confused more than anything, okay,
Speaker 1: Like if he never gets back to me, I'll just
Speaker 1: always kind of be wondering what could have happened and
Speaker 1: what did happen? Was she even real? Just like what
Speaker 1: my lightning rounds think of me? Yeah, let's get some
Speaker 1: answers for you here. I'm gonna dial in Naomi right
Speaker 1: now and hopefully she picks up. We'll see what she
Speaker 1: has to say. Here we go, Hello, is this Naomi? Um? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How are you fast? Yeah? I'm not good under pressure? What? What? Well? No? Like? Oh? No? What? Someone? Hi? Naomi? Hi?
Speaker 1: Who is this? Sorry? Thank you for asking a question.
Speaker 1: I can answer that. We are a morning radio show
Speaker 1: called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, okay, and we're
Speaker 1: reaching out on behalf of one of our listeners that
Speaker 1: you went on a date with the other day a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago, three weeks ago. His name's jeff Wait,
Speaker 1: why are you calling me about him? Well, because he
Speaker 1: reached out to us because he's a little bit confused
Speaker 1: about what happened when you disappeared. And that's what we
Speaker 1: do in this segment called a second Date Update. We
Speaker 1: try and help give some answers to people who have
Speaker 1: questions after a date. Yeah, yeah, he probably does have questions. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you would understand why he's so confused. Yeah, yeah totally.
Speaker 1: Could you help maybe shed some light on what went
Speaker 1: down because he has no idea? Yeah, thing from his perspective,
Speaker 1: he had a lot of nice things to say. He
Speaker 1: thought you were a really great person. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: he's a great person. No, he is. He is nice.
Speaker 1: He's really nice. That's that's part of it. That was
Speaker 1: part of it. Ah, this is so weird to say.
Speaker 1: I don't really want to say it. Like I basically
Speaker 1: just used him. Oh man, Wow, that like a band
Speaker 1: aid off. I don't understand from what we've heard, you
Speaker 1: guys went to a bar. He went and checked out
Speaker 1: an apartment with you. You guys went to a bar again,
Speaker 1: and then you left. How is that using him? It's
Speaker 1: it was totally using him was exactly the thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for what I know, that wasn't fine. Though, I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm not proud of using him, but I sound a
Speaker 1: little proud. I am kind of. I'm kind of proud
Speaker 1: of my plan. Like I I think I had a
Speaker 1: really good plan. I don't get it, Like, you didn't
Speaker 1: even get the apartment he went back there. No, I know,
Speaker 1: I know, No, it wasn't it. Here's what happened. So
Speaker 1: that apartment but I was looking at was actually my
Speaker 1: ex boyfriend's apartment. Oh so he was moving out. I
Speaker 1: knew he was moving out, and I used to stay
Speaker 1: there a lot, obviously we were together, and I had
Speaker 1: left a locket, a really awesome locket that my dad
Speaker 1: had given me there, and he had refused to give
Speaker 1: it back to me. I don't I don't know why
Speaker 1: exes do this. Okay, total jerk, Like just a total
Speaker 1: jerk move right there. We wasn't giving it back to me.
Speaker 1: So I figured out a way to get it back,
Speaker 1: which was basically I was going to go look at
Speaker 1: the apartment, but I needed someone to distract whoever was
Speaker 1: showing the apartment so I could get the necklace. Why
Speaker 1: wouldn't you just invite a girlfriend or something? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: cat just would be a fun So I go on,
Speaker 1: it's a good poet, it's a good point. It was.
Speaker 1: It was. It was like sneaky is. So I go
Speaker 1: online and I find this guy who seems really nice
Speaker 1: and truthfully a little easily to manipulate, and he's available
Speaker 1: that day, which is perfect. That's what I need. And
Speaker 1: so you know, I haven't meet me at this far.
Speaker 1: We like kind of get to know each other and
Speaker 1: then we go look at this apartment and the only
Speaker 1: thing I haven't like thought out, the one little like snaffoo,
Speaker 1: was that I did not have a jacket with my pockets,
Speaker 1: and i'd like no other pockets. So I'm like thinking
Speaker 1: on the fly. And at the end of this apartment viewing,
Speaker 1: I reach it and I like give him a kiss,
Speaker 1: and I slipped the locket in his jacket pocket while
Speaker 1: I kiss him, I'm thinking, is brilliant? So smart, right,
Speaker 1: I know, like he's totally feeling it. The apartment lady's like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, there's such a cute couple. Also, by the way,
Speaker 1: if she happens to like suspect anything, he has the
Speaker 1: locket and he gets in trouble, and like, I don't
Speaker 1: get in trouble. Smart smart, Yeah, you always need a
Speaker 1: fall guy whenever you're getting your stuff back how would
Speaker 1: you get it back out of his out of his pocket? Though?
Speaker 1: Because you loved him. So we go back to the
Speaker 1: bar and we're chatting and he hangs up his jacket.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, this is perfect. So I just reach
Speaker 1: in stealthily double O seven style, and I get my necklace,
Speaker 1: use myself to the bathroom. I don't know, wow hearted,
Speaker 1: but it's an extremely intricate plan just to get a
Speaker 1: piece of jewelry back. I mean, you went full Oceans
Speaker 1: eleven for this locket, yet it as a compliment. Why
Speaker 1: did you have to ditch Jack? Like I don't understand.
Speaker 1: I wasn't interested, Like I didn't want to date him.
Speaker 1: I like not type at all. You know, I don't
Speaker 1: don't say that to us. Jack deserves to hear that
Speaker 1: from you directly, And well, now's your chance, because Naomi,
Speaker 1: Jack's been listening this entire time on the other line
Speaker 1: and wants to hear you tell him off to his face. Oh, hey,
Speaker 1: are you kidding me? I'm serious? Wow, hi Naomi? Oh
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I didn't know you were on the phone. Um.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what to say. This is crazy. Um,
Speaker 1: you could have just told me I would have been
Speaker 1: down there through the Oceans eleven Brad Pitton Clooney style,
Speaker 1: really honestly, like like a hot girl says, hey, you
Speaker 1: want to help me, like you want to help me
Speaker 1: steal from my ex boyfriend's apartment. I feel like, no,
Speaker 1: it's not stealing, it's my necklace. Yeah, I'm not interested
Speaker 1: in dating him. You sorry. Oh, I just want you
Speaker 1: to know, like I do think you're a pretty bad person. Yeah, hey,
Speaker 1: he called you pretty. Naomi heard you're a very pretty
Speaker 1: but bad person. Yeah, sorry, you feel that way. I
Speaker 1: just think it would smart and like what you you
Speaker 1: met up with a girl, you got a drink in
Speaker 1: the mish, It like nothing bad happened to you. I mean,
Speaker 1: he chuck. I am so sorry. This is gonna be sucky. Well,
Speaker 1: hold on, there's a I think there's an opportunity here.
Speaker 1: You guys are all looking at the negatives here, Jack,
Speaker 1: are there any items that your ex girlfriends have that
Speaker 1: you'd like to get back? Naomi seems like the type
Speaker 1: that be happy to be your accomplice. Yeah, I am
Speaker 1: happy never talking to Naomi again. Actually, yeah, come on, Jack,
Speaker 1: you don't mean that. At least two sequels, we do
Speaker 1: work well together. He didn't know he was working. Just
Speaker 1: imagine how effective he would be if he was in
Speaker 1: on the plan. I don't know, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think he would compromise it. Yeah, Jack,
Speaker 1: I don't think this is a real loss for you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: now I'm picking up on that. I should have really
Speaker 1: gone with my gut and now it was too good.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, do you realize that's exactly what Andy
Speaker 1: Garcia said at the End of Oceans when he found
Speaker 1: out he got taken for two billion dollars. The prophecy
Speaker 1: has been fulfilled. It's meant to be broken. Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning.