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Speaker 1: welcome to the show. Hello, thank you. I am excited

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Speaker 1: to hear about your data. Then after this, you want

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Speaker 1: eleven for this locket, yet it as a compliment. Why

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Speaker 1: did you have to ditch Jack? Like I don't understand.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't interested, Like I didn't want to date him.

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Speaker 1: I like not type at all. You know, I don't

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Speaker 1: don't say that to us. Jack deserves to hear that

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Speaker 1: from you directly, And well, now's your chance, because Naomi,

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Speaker 1: Jack's been listening this entire time on the other line

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Speaker 1: and wants to hear you tell him off to his face. Oh, hey,

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Speaker 1: are you kidding me? I'm serious? Wow, hi Naomi? Oh

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Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I didn't know you were on the phone. Um.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what to say. This is crazy. Um,

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Speaker 1: you could have just told me I would have been

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Speaker 1: down there through the Oceans eleven Brad Pitton Clooney style,

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Speaker 1: it's not stealing, it's my necklace. Yeah, I'm not interested

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Speaker 1: to know, like I do think you're a pretty bad person. Yeah, hey,

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Speaker 1: he called you pretty. Naomi heard you're a very pretty

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Speaker 1: he chuck. I am so sorry. This is gonna be sucky. Well,

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Speaker 1: hold on, there's a I think there's an opportunity here.

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Speaker 1: You guys are all looking at the negatives here, Jack,

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Speaker 1: are there any items that your ex girlfriends have that

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Speaker 1: you'd like to get back? Naomi seems like the type

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Speaker 1: that be happy to be your accomplice. Yeah, I am

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Speaker 1: happy never talking to Naomi again. Actually, yeah, come on, Jack,

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Speaker 1: you don't mean that. At least two sequels, we do

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Speaker 1: work well together. He didn't know he was working. Just

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Speaker 1: imagine how effective he would be if he was in

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Speaker 1: on the plan. I don't know, I don't know, I

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Speaker 1: I don't think this is a real loss for you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: now I'm picking up on that. I should have really

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Speaker 1: gone with my gut and now it was too good.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, do you realize that's exactly what Andy

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Speaker 1: Garcia said at the End of Oceans when he found

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Speaker 1: out he got taken for two billion dollars. The prophecy

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Speaker 1: has been fulfilled. It's meant to be broken. Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the morning.