WEBVTT - Your Stinky Returned Clothes

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis duran phone tapp all right, we Drew Straws backstage.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks like Danielle gets today's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. I got an email from Jen who said

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<v Speaker 1>her friend Michelle always shops and then returns all the

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<v Speaker 1>stuff that she buys. So she wanted me to call

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<v Speaker 1>her and tell her that she can no longer shop

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<v Speaker 1>it because she's always returning things.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you hate people to do that?

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Who is it you're calling?

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<v Speaker 1>Here?

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<v Speaker 2>Calling Michelle? Okay, here we go. Hello, I may I

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<v Speaker 2>speak to Michelle Lease?

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<v Speaker 3>This is Michelle.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's this? Hi Michelle, This is Trishaorr. I'm calling from

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<v Speaker 1>sartif while looking and to hear them. Hi, how are

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<v Speaker 1>you good?

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<v Speaker 2>How are you good?

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<v Speaker 1>I have a couple of questions for you. Sure, we've

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<v Speaker 1>been looking at.

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<v Speaker 2>Your IF here in charge card.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and we've also been noting that you've been buying

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<v Speaker 1>things from us but also returning a lot of things

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<v Speaker 1>at the same time.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's because I buy most of the things online,

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<v Speaker 3>so you know, sometimes they don't fit and I have

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<v Speaker 3>to return them. But I also change most of them too.

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<v Speaker 2>That's really not an excuse.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm do you wear the clothes and then return them,

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<v Speaker 1>because that's a problem with people.

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<v Speaker 3>I wear your clothes.

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<v Speaker 2>All the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Because we also have on record here that you may

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<v Speaker 1>have returned one or two items that we're a little stinky.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I'm sorry, No, not at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Never, like maybe you wore them to a party and

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<v Speaker 1>then you forgot to wear your deodorant that night and

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<v Speaker 1>you were dancing and then it came back to us.

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<v Speaker 3>No. Never, never.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, here's what I'm gonna need you to do. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I need you to repeat after.

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<v Speaker 1>Me, and I'm gonna type in that you said that

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<v Speaker 1>you you'll never do this again. Okay, that's fine, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go. Repeat after me. I'm michellelieh. I promise

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<v Speaker 1>promise to never never buy.

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<v Speaker 2>Clothes from here.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember by close from stink them up.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, stink them up.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I don't say that.

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<v Speaker 2>I really need to get this on record.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry. I never did that.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you must have because it smells horrible, which

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<v Speaker 1>it was actually the tankini and the bottom.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, do you take a shower?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? I do, because it's disgusting. It's like you haven't

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<v Speaker 1>showered in like I don't know how long.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, is there any possibility that someone, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>after that I've returned them, did that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it definitely came straight from your house.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm telling you, as a consumer, I would never do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I I you know, I appreciate you saying that.

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<v Speaker 3>But I have work for me also, and you know,

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<v Speaker 3>like to be I know what goes on in bookstores,

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<v Speaker 3>and I would never do that. I've never heard of

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<v Speaker 3>companies calling up their consumers and complaining about it's turning

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<v Speaker 3>clothes and stinking them up, because I never I tried

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<v Speaker 3>to on those clothes once. But for you to excuse

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<v Speaker 3>me of having odor problems, that's just you know. You're

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<v Speaker 3>saying that I need the order rid of that.

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<v Speaker 1>Hang on one minute, We'll try and rewrite the terms

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<v Speaker 1>for you. Okay, I'll see if I can change it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on one second, headquarters.

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<v Speaker 3>They're saying that I have taken old that I will

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<v Speaker 3>not shop and stink up.

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<v Speaker 1>Their clothes on Michelle. Yes, okay, we've rewritten it. So

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<v Speaker 1>here's what I want you to say. You ready after me,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Michelle Danilie. I'm miss promise to not shop a

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<v Speaker 1>little eat m M.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta say that I promise not to shop at

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<v Speaker 2>and return the clothes.

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<v Speaker 3>And return the clothes.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm Michelle Danilie, and I Michelle am a liar.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, First of all, I'm not a liar. How would

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<v Speaker 3>that be? How would I be lying when I have

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<v Speaker 3>not done anything wrong other than you turned the clothes

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<v Speaker 3>and that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>One more time, I've rewritten it a little bit. Okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Michelle Danilie.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm Michelle.

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<v Speaker 1>Promise to go home, Promise to go home and watch

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<v Speaker 1>Sesame Street.

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<v Speaker 3>And watch Sesame Street. I can't believe it.

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<v Speaker 1>And learn how to take a shower. Oh no, big

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<v Speaker 1>bird teaches that sometimes. Oh no, you watch Sesame Street,

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<v Speaker 1>they teach you how to take a shower.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very simple.

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<v Speaker 3>I know how to take a shower, Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 3>I returned those clothes in perfect condition. If anything, If no,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry. Something must have happened from the time that

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<v Speaker 3>I returned it and the time that you got it.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's what I want you to say. You ready repeat

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<v Speaker 1>after me. I'm Michelle Danilier.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm Michelleton.

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<v Speaker 2>Have been phone tapped?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh we got you?

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