1 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:16,759 Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse 2 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:20,360 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. On 3 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:25,280 Speaker 1: a fantastic I almost call it a Friday, a fantastic Wednesday. 4 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:28,760 Speaker 1: We're gonna make fun of Kathy Hoche and communists. We're 5 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:31,640 Speaker 1: gonna talk about sending a fire to your house. We're 6 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:34,879 Speaker 1: going to talk about democrats, their love of foreigners. I 7 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:38,680 Speaker 1: am concerned that I would have been a slave owner 8 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:41,960 Speaker 1: in the past. All that and so much more coming 9 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:44,560 Speaker 1: up in the final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. 10 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:50,120 Speaker 1: But let's talk about something wonderful, kind of terrible, but 11 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:57,440 Speaker 1: wonderful at the same time. Communism always has an expiration date. 12 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:00,920 Speaker 1: No matter how powerful the common in this country is, 13 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:05,080 Speaker 1: no matter how big of a military they have, no 14 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:09,319 Speaker 1: matter how vicious murderous they are, there always seems to 15 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:14,240 Speaker 1: be an end date for communism. And the reason there 16 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:19,320 Speaker 1: is an end date for communism is people hate it. 17 00:01:19,319 --> 00:01:24,640 Speaker 1: It doesn't work, it spreads misery around, and the regime 18 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:29,000 Speaker 1: implementing the communism will fade away. For that reason. You 19 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:34,000 Speaker 1: can only make your people miserable for so long before 20 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:38,320 Speaker 1: your people will rise up and cast you off and 21 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:41,400 Speaker 1: choose a new form of government. This is true of kings, 22 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:44,800 Speaker 1: this is true of republics and democracies and communism, or 23 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:49,040 Speaker 1: it's true of every kind of government out there. If 24 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:53,160 Speaker 1: your people are miserable, and that misery goes on for 25 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:56,800 Speaker 1: long enough and gets bad enough, they will, in one 26 00:01:56,920 --> 00:02:01,240 Speaker 1: way or another, choose for themselves a new form of government. 27 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:05,400 Speaker 1: Now that's of little comfort to people who are currently 28 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:08,840 Speaker 1: suffering under that communism. For instance, I brought them up 29 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:13,280 Speaker 1: earlier North Korea. Think about the poor people who live 30 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:20,320 Speaker 1: in North Korea today, the unimaginable suffering they go through, tyranny, starvation, torture, 31 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:25,680 Speaker 1: murdered gulags. I've told you before stories that I've read 32 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:31,000 Speaker 1: about these people throwing themselves onto electric fences on purpose 33 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:34,480 Speaker 1: so they can cook to death and die. How miserable 34 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:38,480 Speaker 1: is your place? So when I tell those people, not 35 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:40,600 Speaker 1: that they're able to listen to the world famous Jesse 36 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:42,760 Speaker 1: Kelly Show, but if I were to tell those people, oh, 37 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:46,440 Speaker 1: don't worry, it'll end one day because everyone's miserable, that's 38 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:51,000 Speaker 1: of little comfort. Wouldn't you agree? Nevertheless, if we're going 39 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:54,080 Speaker 1: to be a thirty thousand foot view type show, and 40 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:56,360 Speaker 1: if we're going to take a step back. We have 41 00:02:56,440 --> 00:03:02,079 Speaker 1: to be honest. That's a good thing. Mentally, Communism will end. 42 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:07,760 Speaker 1: It will. Now we have this weird situation in the 43 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 1: United States of America where we have areas of the 44 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:15,519 Speaker 1: country that are already in some form of soft communism. 45 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:19,359 Speaker 1: These are blue states run by Democrats, because Democrats are communists. 46 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:24,840 Speaker 1: States like California, states like New York, they're communist states. 47 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:31,040 Speaker 1: And people are fleeing because we have a system in 48 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:33,840 Speaker 1: this country, by the grace of God, where you're allowed 49 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,880 Speaker 1: to move from place to place that they can't put 50 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 1: up a fence and keep you in. You can throw 51 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:42,200 Speaker 1: your family in a mini van and you can drive 52 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:45,480 Speaker 1: across the country and go live wherever you want to live. 53 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:51,520 Speaker 1: Go find some work, and move. That really dooms the 54 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:56,640 Speaker 1: American Democrat. It dooms the American Communists, especially now because 55 00:03:56,680 --> 00:04:00,520 Speaker 1: their party has no more guard rails. Used to be 56 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:03,840 Speaker 1: blue dog Democrats, more moderate Democrats who could kind of 57 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:07,600 Speaker 1: keep the animals at bay. Okay, look, hey, we can 58 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:09,640 Speaker 1: do some left wing things, but we're not gonna go 59 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:13,200 Speaker 1: that far. Now that guy just gets primaried by some 60 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:16,440 Speaker 1: Jake of era T shirt wearing dork and that guy's gone. 61 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:19,479 Speaker 1: Now there are no more guardrails. So we even older 62 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:22,600 Speaker 1: quote moderate Democrats they have to act like Jaco Era 63 00:04:22,839 --> 00:04:26,080 Speaker 1: otherwise they'll lose their seat in Congress, or in the 64 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:29,760 Speaker 1: governor's mansion or somewhere else. There are no more breaks. 65 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,880 Speaker 1: The break lines have been cut on the Democrat party 66 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:37,960 Speaker 1: and it's all gased. No breaks, baby, and it's wonderful 67 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:41,680 Speaker 1: watching it fail. I want you to listen to New 68 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:49,520 Speaker 1: York Governor Kathy Hogel. New York is hemorrhaging people. The 69 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:52,960 Speaker 1: people who can leave, the people who have options, work options, 70 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,760 Speaker 1: they have the money to move things like that, they're gone. 71 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:59,280 Speaker 1: There have been times in New York where the moving 72 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:02,400 Speaker 1: companies were backed up. They're telling people, sorry, we're not 73 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:04,280 Speaker 1: going to be able to help you for some time. 74 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:09,400 Speaker 1: People are leaving, They're losing congressional seats for Democrats. It's 75 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:13,320 Speaker 1: a total disaster. How big of a disaster, Well, listen 76 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:16,640 Speaker 1: to the Governor of New York about how bad it is. 77 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:20,520 Speaker 2: I need people who are high net worths to support 78 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:23,000 Speaker 2: the generous social programs that we want to have in 79 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:27,560 Speaker 2: our state. Right now, there are some patriotic millionaires who 80 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:31,359 Speaker 2: stepped up Okay, cut me the checks. I mean, just 81 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:34,159 Speaker 2: if you want to be supportive. But maybe the first 82 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,560 Speaker 2: step should be go down to Palm Beach and see 83 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:39,280 Speaker 2: who you can bring back home. Because our tax base 84 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:42,599 Speaker 2: has been eroded. So I philosophically don't have a problem. 85 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:44,039 Speaker 2: It is like I have to look at the fact 86 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:47,039 Speaker 2: that we are in competition with other states who have 87 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:51,440 Speaker 2: less of a tax burden on their corporations and their individuals, 88 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:53,880 Speaker 2: and I would say, remote work changed everything. 89 00:05:54,920 --> 00:06:01,320 Speaker 1: Our tax burden has been eroded. That's just COMMI speak for. 90 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:06,000 Speaker 1: People don't want to live under our horrible policies, and 91 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:09,640 Speaker 1: so the people who had the ability to do so, 92 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:15,520 Speaker 1: they left. And now we have these huge COMMI social programs. 93 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:20,279 Speaker 1: We don't have the money to fund those programs, and 94 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:22,880 Speaker 1: you need to be a patriot and bring your money 95 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:26,880 Speaker 1: back to New York so we can pillage it. I 96 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:31,800 Speaker 1: think it's fantastic. I I'm a New York fan, as 97 00:06:31,839 --> 00:06:35,400 Speaker 1: you know. I'm a California fan, believe it or not. 98 00:06:36,279 --> 00:06:38,880 Speaker 1: I know all the problems. I would never live there, 99 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:44,880 Speaker 1: but California's paradise. I love New York, so it pains 100 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:47,920 Speaker 1: me to say I am going to take a perverse 101 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:52,520 Speaker 1: pleasure in the coming years in watching these states struggle 102 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:58,440 Speaker 1: with a budget that is overloaded, overloaded with give outs, 103 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:03,400 Speaker 1: handouts to every single welfare queen and foreigner that can. 104 00:07:03,839 --> 00:07:06,360 Speaker 1: As fast as they can hand out the money, they 105 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:08,800 Speaker 1: hand out the money, and then to fund it, they 106 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:10,880 Speaker 1: jack the taxes up, in the fees up, in the 107 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:13,040 Speaker 1: taxes up, in the fees up, and then that's more 108 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:18,200 Speaker 1: handouts and more handouts. Normal people they can't afford these fees. 109 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:21,160 Speaker 1: They can't afford these things, so they pack it up 110 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:26,080 Speaker 1: and they move somewhere in Red America. But California can't 111 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:31,040 Speaker 1: print money. New York can't print money. Eventually, you're looking 112 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:35,000 Speaker 1: at a budget and you can't make ends meet. You 113 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,440 Speaker 1: ever been there in your personal life, I have not 114 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:42,960 Speaker 1: a fun day. We owe this and we don't have it. 115 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:46,520 Speaker 1: Not a fun day. What you're listening to is the 116 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:50,680 Speaker 1: beginning of a budget crisis of their own making. 117 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:54,239 Speaker 2: I need people who are high net worth to support 118 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:56,760 Speaker 2: the generous social programs that we want to have in 119 00:07:56,800 --> 00:08:01,240 Speaker 2: our state. Right now, there are some patriotic millionaires we 120 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:05,080 Speaker 2: stepped up. Okay, cut me the checks. I mean, just 121 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:07,960 Speaker 2: if you want to be supportive, but maybe the first 122 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:10,320 Speaker 2: step should we go down to Palm Beach and see 123 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:13,000 Speaker 2: what you can bring back home. Because our tax base 124 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:16,360 Speaker 2: has been eroded. So I philosophic, we don't have a problem. 125 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:17,800 Speaker 2: It is like I have to look at the fact 126 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:20,800 Speaker 2: that we are in competition with other states who have 127 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:25,160 Speaker 2: less of a tax burden on their corporations and their individuals, 128 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:27,640 Speaker 2: And I would say remote work changed everything. 129 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:30,760 Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of motion lights. I was thinking 130 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:35,679 Speaker 1: about this earlier today. What Chris here at the studio. 131 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:38,640 Speaker 1: We didn't install it or anything. That just came this 132 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:43,760 Speaker 1: way our kitchen, little kitchen here, you walk in the 133 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:47,839 Speaker 1: lights turn on. Now, I've gotten so used to it. 134 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:50,839 Speaker 1: I get aggravated when I walk into a dark room 135 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:52,720 Speaker 1: and I have to walk over to the lights witch 136 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:55,720 Speaker 1: and turn it on. Why aren't all lights motion lights? 137 00:08:55,720 --> 00:09:01,200 Speaker 1: What Chris? What? I don't switch it to a regular 138 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:04,880 Speaker 1: light switch. I want the motion light. Chris, You know 139 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:08,040 Speaker 1: what I want. Because here's what I've discovered about myself. 140 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:14,800 Speaker 1: I have long lamented slavery. You know this. You know this. 141 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:17,960 Speaker 1: I've talked about it, that how slavery has just existed 142 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:21,520 Speaker 1: throughout all of hum of mankind. And I can't believe it. 143 00:09:21,679 --> 00:09:26,160 Speaker 1: I find it amazing that human beings throughout history have 144 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,440 Speaker 1: thought that it's just okay to own other human beings. 145 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:32,240 Speaker 1: This was a commonly held belief for really the entire 146 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:34,800 Speaker 1: history of the world, outside of the last one hundred 147 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:38,120 Speaker 1: and fifty years or so, maybe two hundred years, when 148 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,640 Speaker 1: mankind started to say, ah, maybe we shouldn't do that. 149 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:46,240 Speaker 1: Outside of that, human beings own slaves, just bot slaves, 150 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:49,640 Speaker 1: didn't see anything wrong with owning another person. And I've 151 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:52,640 Speaker 1: always been mortified by that. I've never really understood it. 152 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:59,400 Speaker 1: And then then I started to examine myself more, and 153 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:04,000 Speaker 1: I think, what, Chris, Listen, I think maybe I have 154 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:07,520 Speaker 1: the mentality of a slave owner. I have a couple 155 00:10:07,559 --> 00:10:11,480 Speaker 1: things leading me to that. First, it's the motion lights. 156 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:13,600 Speaker 1: I don't want to have to walk over and turn 157 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:17,480 Speaker 1: on the lights. I want something else to turn on 158 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:20,080 Speaker 1: the lights. Can't you get over there and turn on 159 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,360 Speaker 1: the lights for me in any room where I come in? 160 00:10:22,559 --> 00:10:25,599 Speaker 1: Wouldn't that be nice? What Chris? But that's not the 161 00:10:25,679 --> 00:10:28,480 Speaker 1: only thing that leads me to believe I am a 162 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:31,520 Speaker 1: potential slave owner. I'll get to that the second thing 163 00:10:31,559 --> 00:10:34,360 Speaker 1: in a moment before I get to the second thing. 164 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:37,520 Speaker 1: Let me get to this. Let's talk about American workers, 165 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:42,640 Speaker 1: American jobs. I had a chance to talk to someone 166 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:45,920 Speaker 1: at the Department of Justice today, and they are digging 167 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:49,000 Speaker 1: into some of the most disgusting cases you can imagine 168 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:55,240 Speaker 1: of American companies just hiring foreigners. Only foreigners. They'll advertise 169 00:10:55,480 --> 00:11:02,520 Speaker 1: jobs foreigners only, not even for Americans, disgrace. I prefer 170 00:11:02,559 --> 00:11:06,760 Speaker 1: to do business with companies that prioritize hiring American citizens. 171 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:10,040 Speaker 1: Pure talk. When you pick up that phone and you 172 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:13,560 Speaker 1: dial Pound two five zero and you say Jesse Kelly, 173 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,600 Speaker 1: you're going to be blown away that on the other 174 00:11:17,679 --> 00:11:21,360 Speaker 1: end of that line you're talking to an American who 175 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:26,079 Speaker 1: speaks English, because Pure Talk doesn't just talk about patriotism. 176 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:29,040 Speaker 1: Oh we love America. They actually believe in it. Their 177 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:32,679 Speaker 1: CEO fought for this country in Vietnam and he came back. 178 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:36,480 Speaker 1: He now runs a company that hires Americans. And you'll 179 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:38,679 Speaker 1: save on your mobile plan. You don't need a riseing 180 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:42,520 Speaker 1: at and t your tea mobile. Dial Pound two five 181 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:48,280 Speaker 1: zero and say Jesse Kelly, we'll be back the Jesse 182 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:49,000 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. 183 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:54,800 Speaker 3: It's still real to me, dammit, the ternstacks it is 184 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:59,920 Speaker 3: The Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Wednesday. 185 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,600 Speaker 1: Hey, remember you can email the show your love, your hate, 186 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:06,480 Speaker 1: your death threats Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So 187 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,719 Speaker 1: I believe I'm a slave owner or a wanna be 188 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:14,080 Speaker 1: slave owner. Hear me out, Chris. I saw this headline. 189 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:20,520 Speaker 1: Company is testing a humanoid or humanoid robot soldiers to 190 00:12:20,559 --> 00:12:22,880 Speaker 1: go to the front lines of Ukraine. All right, well, 191 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:26,600 Speaker 1: I don't have any interest in a humanoid robot soldier. 192 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:32,080 Speaker 1: But you know what I had to do today? Was 193 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:35,080 Speaker 1: it a big deal? Something you do, something everybody does. 194 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:41,280 Speaker 1: I had to take out the trash. It was not 195 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:44,360 Speaker 1: the best weather out this morning. I didn't feel like 196 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:47,320 Speaker 1: taking out the trash, but I took out the trash. 197 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:50,240 Speaker 1: You know what I have to do this weekend. I 198 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:53,800 Speaker 1: have to change my air conditioning filters. Again. Not the 199 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,480 Speaker 1: end of the world. I don't want to make myself 200 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:59,240 Speaker 1: sound like a bum, but I don't necessarily want to 201 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,839 Speaker 1: crawl in the a I can't stand up straight in 202 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:05,120 Speaker 1: my attic. I kind of have to crawl shimmy my 203 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:08,280 Speaker 1: way through the attic to change the air conditioning filters. 204 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:12,520 Speaker 1: Just things like this happen throughout the day. The lights 205 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,679 Speaker 1: when I walk in a room, I want the lights 206 00:13:14,679 --> 00:13:16,240 Speaker 1: to just come on. I don't want to have to 207 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:19,160 Speaker 1: find the lights, which it's dark. I'm fighting with the door. 208 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:23,960 Speaker 1: I don't even know. I think I want a humanoid 209 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:29,520 Speaker 1: robot to do these things for me. Now that in 210 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:34,120 Speaker 1: a vacuum is fine, But doesn't that give me a 211 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:38,960 Speaker 1: slave owner mentality in a way? Chris? Am I crazy 212 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:43,440 Speaker 1: on this? What what Chris said? I'm just lazy like 213 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:47,160 Speaker 1: everyone else. Well, isn't that Isn't that at the heart 214 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:51,000 Speaker 1: of the slave slave owner mentality? There's a certain element 215 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:54,559 Speaker 1: of laziness there. No, you go work the salt mines. No, 216 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:59,320 Speaker 1: you wash the dishes. No, I want a humanoid robot 217 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:03,320 Speaker 1: that changes the air conditioning Fielters, would you know what? 218 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:07,360 Speaker 1: I'll tell you something else, And I really I'm embarrassed 219 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,040 Speaker 1: to say it, but I'm just gonna bare my soul 220 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:12,640 Speaker 1: for you. Ready here, I want one that washes my car. 221 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,480 Speaker 1: I don't like washing the car. I don't what, Chris 222 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:21,600 Speaker 1: what I know that? No, listen, I know they have 223 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:25,680 Speaker 1: drive through car washes. I'm talking about on the inside 224 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:28,760 Speaker 1: of the car. I go through the drive through car wash. 225 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:31,400 Speaker 1: I'm well aware of that. But then what do you 226 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:35,480 Speaker 1: have to do? I have two sons. They are disgusting beasts. 227 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:38,760 Speaker 1: The second they get in anywhere there's trash, They're dropping 228 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,840 Speaker 1: food out of their mouths at all times. So you 229 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:43,160 Speaker 1: have to leave the drive through car wash and you 230 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:45,600 Speaker 1: have to pull over to the vacuum thing, and you're 231 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:48,160 Speaker 1: bent over and your back hurts, and you're having to 232 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:50,800 Speaker 1: vacuum out everything, and if you really want to be 233 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:53,600 Speaker 1: thorough about it, you have to wipe down the interior 234 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,960 Speaker 1: of it. And I don't want to have to wash 235 00:14:56,000 --> 00:15:01,120 Speaker 1: my freaking car anymore. What, Chris, what I can pay 236 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:02,680 Speaker 1: a guy to do that? Do you have any idea 237 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,840 Speaker 1: what they probably charge for that kind of thing? Chris? 238 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:10,920 Speaker 1: I'm not paying a guy to wash my car? Okay, Chris? 239 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:16,760 Speaker 1: How much do you charge? Look for fifteen bucks? Can 240 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:21,440 Speaker 1: you what not fifteen? How much twenty? I'll give you 241 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:25,640 Speaker 1: a twenty, you do it for a twenty? What about nineteen? 242 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:28,800 Speaker 1: Now I'm kidding. I'm kidding, Chris, all right, but you 243 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:33,840 Speaker 1: see my point. I want a slave and I hate 244 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:36,960 Speaker 1: that about myself. I don't want to do the basic 245 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:41,040 Speaker 1: things because I'm lazy, and it makes me think that 246 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:44,520 Speaker 1: maybe I'm one of those kind of slave owner type 247 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:47,360 Speaker 1: of people. And that's me. After four years of being 248 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:50,880 Speaker 1: on a male Vitality Stack from Chalk, with my testosterone 249 00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:53,320 Speaker 1: levels through the roof, I have all kinds of energy. 250 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,200 Speaker 1: It's not that I don't have the energy to wash 251 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:58,280 Speaker 1: my car, or change the air conditioning filters, or fix 252 00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:01,000 Speaker 1: the hose in the backyard or anything else. I have 253 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:03,680 Speaker 1: that energy. I just don't want to do any obligations 254 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:06,800 Speaker 1: with it. I want to play and have fun. And 255 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:09,200 Speaker 1: by the way, thank you to Chuck for the never 256 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:12,000 Speaker 1: ending energy you have given me, at the ripe old 257 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:15,240 Speaker 1: age of forty four, feeling like a million freaking bucks 258 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:18,360 Speaker 1: every single day best money I've ever spent in my life. 259 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:22,480 Speaker 1: And my box got there last night. You see, I 260 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:25,920 Speaker 1: have a subscription every single month. I don't have to remember, 261 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,920 Speaker 1: Oh did I order my child? Oh I forgot to 262 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:28,320 Speaker 1: renew it. 263 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:28,680 Speaker 4: I'm out. 264 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:32,000 Speaker 1: I get a subscription. They send me a new Male 265 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:36,000 Speaker 1: Vitality Stack every single month that lasts me the month. 266 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:41,240 Speaker 1: Highly recommend it plus Chris. You save money on subscriptions. 267 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:47,320 Speaker 1: Go to Chalk dot com choq dot com use the 268 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:51,520 Speaker 1: promo code Jesse Jesse, Why don't we just arm the 269 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:55,360 Speaker 1: Iranian people. We'll let you finish them off. Give the 270 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:59,880 Speaker 1: people of Iran firearms and ammunition, and from what we've experienced, 271 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:03,520 Speaker 1: it's the fastest and most proven way for free people 272 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:09,359 Speaker 1: to exist, no training necessary. They'll figure it out. Well, 273 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:14,679 Speaker 1: you kind of have to be a little careful with 274 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:19,200 Speaker 1: such things. Here's what I mean. If you have a 275 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:24,879 Speaker 1: society that's not used to firearms ownership, didn't grow up 276 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:28,040 Speaker 1: with them, didn't train with them, and that's really society, 277 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:32,080 Speaker 1: and then you just start air dropping AK forty seven's 278 00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:36,600 Speaker 1: into the society. One. I can't even imagine how many 279 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:39,680 Speaker 1: people are going to die because they don't know basic 280 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:43,000 Speaker 1: weapons safety. You ever been in one of those Arab countries, 281 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:45,679 Speaker 1: one of those Middle Eastern countries, I should say the 282 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:49,879 Speaker 1: people their weapons handling is a disaster. And they'll go 283 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,919 Speaker 1: out there and they'll just start firing them in the 284 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,680 Speaker 1: air like it's an old Western movie. By the way, 285 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:58,280 Speaker 1: please don't fire your gun in the air. Bullets come down. 286 00:17:58,480 --> 00:17:59,960 Speaker 1: I don't know if you know this. They don't try 287 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:03,600 Speaker 1: alta Pluto. They come back down, and they will kill 288 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:06,240 Speaker 1: people when they come back down. Just a little tidbit 289 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:10,680 Speaker 1: from me to you. But setting that aside, if you're 290 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:14,560 Speaker 1: dealing with a society that's not used to having firearms 291 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:17,520 Speaker 1: like that, and you just start airdropping crates of AK 292 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:24,159 Speaker 1: forty sevens, well what's gonna happen, oftentimes is the most violent, 293 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:27,919 Speaker 1: murderous guy is going to end up taking over the 294 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,639 Speaker 1: guy who's willing to go grab an AK forty seven 295 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,359 Speaker 1: and then turn to the guy next to him and 296 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,879 Speaker 1: shoot him in the face and take his AK forty seven, 297 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,240 Speaker 1: and then shoot the next guy beside him and take 298 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,560 Speaker 1: his AK forty seven. And then he hands all the 299 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:42,040 Speaker 1: AK forty sevens to all his friends, who go shoot 300 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,880 Speaker 1: everybody who's in their way, and he ends up murdering 301 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,560 Speaker 1: his way all the way to the seat of power. 302 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,600 Speaker 1: And then you find yourself in quite a pickle because 303 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:53,240 Speaker 1: you got rid of the last murderous regime and you 304 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:57,399 Speaker 1: replaced it with the next murderous regime. This is a 305 00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,520 Speaker 1: bit of a problem, all right. So look, it's a 306 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:04,280 Speaker 1: complicated thing. They're working on it. Let's hope they work 307 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:07,520 Speaker 1: it all out so we can get out. All right, 308 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:11,680 Speaker 1: We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show. It's still real 309 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:14,120 Speaker 1: to me. Dammit the turnstacks. 310 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:18,359 Speaker 5: But also it's, as all of you know, necessary to 311 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:22,080 Speaker 5: fight climate change, it is now existential that we try 312 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:25,760 Speaker 5: to reduce our meat consumption. And so I am proud 313 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:29,560 Speaker 5: to say that our campaign has officially become a non 314 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:30,480 Speaker 5: meat campaign. 315 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:36,800 Speaker 1: Nobody's buying that, James, nobody's buying that. Also, nobody's buying 316 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:37,800 Speaker 1: this from Jamie. 317 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:43,760 Speaker 4: Rasky invoking Tom Payne, who was an undocumented immigrant who 318 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:47,520 Speaker 4: came to this land in seventeen seventy four, two years 319 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:50,919 Speaker 4: before the revolution, and wrote Common Sense. 320 00:19:51,119 --> 00:19:53,320 Speaker 6: The member said, I think his opening sentence was he 321 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,800 Speaker 6: said Thomas Paine was an illegal immigrant. My understanding was 322 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:59,119 Speaker 6: mister Paine was born in the UK, came to America 323 00:19:59,119 --> 00:20:01,320 Speaker 6: then a British column in seventeen seventy four. So I 324 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,680 Speaker 6: was just struggling to figure. 325 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,359 Speaker 4: Out how he was all right. I didn't say he 326 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:07,359 Speaker 4: was an illegal immigrant. I said he was an undocumented immigrant, 327 00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:11,760 Speaker 4: just like Thomas Jefferson's family was. Most of our ancestors 328 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,359 Speaker 4: did not arrive here with documents. 329 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:20,399 Speaker 1: Remember that Jamie Raskin is not stupid. You can be 330 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,840 Speaker 1: tempted to listen to that and say, what is this 331 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:29,240 Speaker 1: guy an idiot. He's not stupid, he's a liar. He's 332 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:34,080 Speaker 1: a communist revolutionary who is working very, very hard to 333 00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:39,359 Speaker 1: properly massage the words in such a way that he 334 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:43,679 Speaker 1: can communicate to the American people that every person on 335 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:47,640 Speaker 1: the planet should come to America and he'll make them 336 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:52,160 Speaker 1: a welfare queen and he'll have them voting Democrat. That's 337 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:56,119 Speaker 1: a hard sell. He knows that's a hard sell. He 338 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:59,880 Speaker 1: knows Thomas Paine wasn't some illegal or under a committed 339 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:02,560 Speaker 1: or Thomas Jefferson or in those things. So don't bother 340 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:07,000 Speaker 1: saying he's stupid, what an idiot. He's not an idiot, 341 00:21:07,359 --> 00:21:11,640 Speaker 1: he's a liar. He's a communist revolutionary. But I repeat 342 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:16,040 Speaker 1: myself and remember what communist revolutionaries think. 343 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:18,840 Speaker 5: Think are reverence for the truth might become might have 344 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:22,159 Speaker 5: become a bit of a distraction that is preventing us 345 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:25,360 Speaker 5: from finding consensus and getting important things done. 346 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:30,560 Speaker 1: He's trying to get important things done. He's not sitting 347 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:36,480 Speaker 1: around stressing about the truth, right and wrong, honesty. These 348 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:41,600 Speaker 1: concepts never enter the mind of Democrat politicians in this country. 349 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:46,199 Speaker 1: I applaud Juliana Stratton, she's running for Senate in the 350 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:50,160 Speaker 1: state of Illinois. She's currently the lieutenant governor. By the way, 351 00:21:50,359 --> 00:21:51,040 Speaker 1: she's a little more off. 352 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:54,040 Speaker 7: I don't believe that this agency can be reformed. I 353 00:21:54,119 --> 00:21:56,200 Speaker 7: believe that we have to take a whole look at 354 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:59,439 Speaker 7: the legal at the immigration system as a whole, and 355 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:02,840 Speaker 7: make sure it's I'm not focused on criminalizing our immigrant neighbors, 356 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:06,240 Speaker 7: but rather helping people have a real path to legal citizenship. 357 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:10,640 Speaker 1: That's being more honest. They just want to hand citizenship 358 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:14,040 Speaker 1: out to them to eliminate your vote and guarantee a 359 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:18,479 Speaker 1: loyal voting block of hostile foreign barbarians till the end 360 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:21,640 Speaker 1: of time so they can destroy the United States of America. Oh, 361 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,399 Speaker 1: how are we doing on stopping them? Here's a headline Tuberville. 362 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:28,800 Speaker 1: That'd be Alabama Senator Tommy Tubberville. He shreds the Senate's 363 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:32,960 Speaker 1: quote show week on the Save Act quote. We can't 364 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:36,880 Speaker 1: get it passed. We can't get it passed, and it's 365 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:39,760 Speaker 1: probably one of the most crucial pieces of legislation that 366 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:46,080 Speaker 1: we will face. I want to rewind and remind you 367 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:51,800 Speaker 1: that when the Republicans and the GOP Senate we're choosing 368 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:56,480 Speaker 1: the next majority leader. John Thune had a challenger Rick 369 00:22:56,520 --> 00:23:04,680 Speaker 1: Scott I screamed, I even told the Trump administration that 370 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:09,080 Speaker 1: John Thune was gonna be a problem. Be careful, these 371 00:23:09,359 --> 00:23:14,920 Speaker 1: these quote little things, these unsexy things, have huge consequences 372 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:18,120 Speaker 1: down the road. John Thune's gonna be a problem. John 373 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:22,280 Speaker 1: Thune's gonna be a problem. We'll set the Save Act 374 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:25,879 Speaker 1: aside because Thune doesn't have the votes for that. John 375 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:31,359 Speaker 1: Thune won't ram through Donald Trump's judges. John Thune is 376 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:36,600 Speaker 1: allowing Democrats to stop Donald Trump's judges from taking the bench. 377 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:40,600 Speaker 1: When Joe Biden was president, Republicans stepped aside and allowed 378 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:43,960 Speaker 1: him to install communist judges all over the United States 379 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,639 Speaker 1: of America. Now that Donald Trump is president, John Thune 380 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,920 Speaker 1: won't do the same. This is a reminder to you 381 00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:54,800 Speaker 1: of what we talked about earlier in the show. These 382 00:23:54,960 --> 00:24:00,400 Speaker 1: small political things aren't small. The things that go under 383 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:04,960 Speaker 1: people's radar, that local election, that little thinking, that election 384 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:08,720 Speaker 1: of a party boss, this boss versus that boss. These 385 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:12,760 Speaker 1: things get ignored by almost all of the general population, 386 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:17,080 Speaker 1: and they end up being the most critically important things 387 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:21,000 Speaker 1: at the most critically important times. And if we don't 388 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:24,359 Speaker 1: get involved at the right time and make the right 389 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:28,680 Speaker 1: choice in these situations, then we're gonna find ourselves looking around, 390 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:33,320 Speaker 1: no save act, no judges, and wondering what went wrong? Well, 391 00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:37,720 Speaker 1: what went wrong was we ignored the blocking and tackling. 392 00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:41,080 Speaker 1: We wanted the flashy wide receiver who ran a four 393 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:44,040 Speaker 1: to four forty that's probably slow anymore, who ran a 394 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:47,439 Speaker 1: four three forty, He can run like the wind blows, 395 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:51,560 Speaker 1: catch everything. And we ignored the left tackle who protects 396 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:57,000 Speaker 1: the quarterbacks blind side Jesse. Is it for d chess 397 00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,960 Speaker 1: or stupidity for me to think it might be better 398 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:05,159 Speaker 1: long term if Democrats sweep Congress in the midterms. My 399 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:08,160 Speaker 1: logic is that communists can't wait to show they're crazy. 400 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,679 Speaker 1: Let them show America, and by twenty twenty eight the 401 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:15,400 Speaker 1: voters will be ready to usher in another Republican administration 402 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:19,639 Speaker 1: in Congress. What say you? He says, his name is 403 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,280 Speaker 1: Ken says, I can read it on the air. I 404 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,840 Speaker 1: understand what you're thinking. It's not a stupid thought, not 405 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:30,280 Speaker 1: insulting at all, but you need to be very careful 406 00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:36,080 Speaker 1: getting too cute sometimes. I have a friend of mine. 407 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:38,680 Speaker 1: We're not super close, we don't hang out much anymore, 408 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,119 Speaker 1: but five years ago i'd say, we were pretty close. 409 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,840 Speaker 1: He ended up moving away. It's not like we had 410 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:46,800 Speaker 1: a falling out. He ended up moving away, and he 411 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,960 Speaker 1: had a small business and it was starting to do 412 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:54,520 Speaker 1: pretty well. And small businesses depending on how they're structured. 413 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:58,199 Speaker 1: I won't buoy you with details, but small businesses, you 414 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:01,640 Speaker 1: know the taxes, the income is from the business. It's 415 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:06,560 Speaker 1: just those worlds can merge if you will. And my 416 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:09,400 Speaker 1: buddy was getting a little too loosey goosey with the 417 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:13,600 Speaker 1: company credit card. Granted it was his company, but oh, 418 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,840 Speaker 1: I want to take the wife out to a fancy dinner. 419 00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:20,400 Speaker 1: Company credit card. Feel like flying to CanCon with your buddies. 420 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:24,560 Speaker 1: Company credit card. Company credit card here, company credit card 421 00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:27,879 Speaker 1: there to the point where he bought himself and his wife. 422 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,040 Speaker 1: I kid you not, it's a true story. He bought 423 00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:37,000 Speaker 1: himself and his wife matching five thousand dollars bracelets. I 424 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,640 Speaker 1: think there were goal. I don't know how much goal 425 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,640 Speaker 1: was in it, but I remember the number. They were 426 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:44,760 Speaker 1: each five thousand dollars, and he put it on the 427 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:48,600 Speaker 1: company credit card. I know you're going to find this shocking, 428 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:54,560 Speaker 1: but after a couple of years, the irs came a 429 00:26:54,600 --> 00:27:02,800 Speaker 1: knocking and my buddy got financially crueified because he got 430 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:08,800 Speaker 1: a little too cute in politics. It's an Unlook the 431 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:11,240 Speaker 1: way the way you described it makes a lot of sense. Hey, 432 00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:14,119 Speaker 1: let them take the House, let them take the Senate. 433 00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:17,680 Speaker 1: They'll go cuckoo for cocoa puffs because these animals can't 434 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:21,760 Speaker 1: seem to control themselves. Then America will see how evil 435 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:25,679 Speaker 1: democrats are and they'll send us right back to power again. 436 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:32,199 Speaker 1: That could easily happen, but that could easily not. You 437 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:36,960 Speaker 1: don't want to ever allow a communist with even the 438 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:40,399 Speaker 1: tiniest amount of power. You never give these people the 439 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,439 Speaker 1: tiniest amount of power. You cut them off from it, 440 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:46,399 Speaker 1: you freeze them out of it. Can you imagine what 441 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,679 Speaker 1: these people are going to do the next time they 442 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:49,280 Speaker 1: take power. 443 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:55,240 Speaker 4: Invoking Tom Payne, who is an undocumented immigrant who came 444 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:59,000 Speaker 4: to this land in seventeen seventy four, two years before 445 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:02,359 Speaker 4: the revolution, and wrote Common Sense. 446 00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:04,520 Speaker 6: The members said, I think his opening sentence was he 447 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:07,040 Speaker 6: said Thomas Paine was an illegal immigrant. My understanding was 448 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:10,320 Speaker 6: mister Paine was born in the UK, came to America 449 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:12,520 Speaker 6: then a British colleague in seventeen seventy four. So I 450 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,320 Speaker 6: was just struggling to figure out how he was. 451 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:16,520 Speaker 4: Oh right, I didn't say he was an illegal immigrant. 452 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,840 Speaker 4: I said he was an undocumented immigrant, just like Thomas 453 00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:23,560 Speaker 4: Jefferson's family was. Most of our ancestors did not arrive 454 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:24,560 Speaker 4: here with documents. 455 00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:28,000 Speaker 1: These people are going to amnesty every single foreigner in 456 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,920 Speaker 1: this country as fast as they possibly can if they 457 00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:33,800 Speaker 1: ever take power again, and that could very well be 458 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,359 Speaker 1: the end of us. 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Also, that is such a shame about New York. 487 00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:24,440 Speaker 2: I need people who are high net worths to support 488 00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,960 Speaker 2: the generous social programs that we want to have in 489 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:31,560 Speaker 2: our state. Right now, there are some patriotic millionaires who 490 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:35,320 Speaker 2: stepped up. Okay, cut me the checks. I mean, just 491 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:38,120 Speaker 2: if you want to be supportive, but maybe the first 492 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,520 Speaker 2: step should be go down to Palm Beach and see 493 00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:43,200 Speaker 2: what you can bring back home because our tax base 494 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:46,560 Speaker 2: has been eroded. So I philosophically don't have a problem. 495 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,000 Speaker 2: It is like I have to look at the fact 496 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,000 Speaker 2: that we are in competition with other states who have 497 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:55,360 Speaker 2: less of a tax burden on their corporations and their individuals, 498 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,800 Speaker 2: and I would say remote work changed everything. 499 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:04,080 Speaker 1: That's that's a shame. Did your horrible policies did they 500 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:07,080 Speaker 1: tax people out of your state? Regulate people out of 501 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:10,480 Speaker 1: your state? I have more friends than I can count 502 00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:12,800 Speaker 1: they got out of New York. Can't afford it anymore, 503 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:16,960 Speaker 1: can't afford to live. Hey, chip, God, I just bought 504 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,440 Speaker 1: a bag of Blazing Buffalo and Ranch Dorito's at the 505 00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:24,600 Speaker 1: Dollar General. My question is why do chip companies still 506 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:28,160 Speaker 1: make the original flavored chip. My wife will buy the 507 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:32,160 Speaker 1: combo boxes of with as sordid flavors. My savage kids 508 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,240 Speaker 1: will eat all the good ones, and I'm stuck with 509 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:40,959 Speaker 1: the original son chips. That sucks. I'm at my wits end. Okay, First, 510 00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:46,640 Speaker 1: speaking of kids, the other morning Bob is one of 511 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:50,920 Speaker 1: these early riser types. Oh, I know, Chris, It's just 512 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,800 Speaker 1: the worst. She goes to bed at like nine o'clock 513 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,320 Speaker 1: and then at five point thirty. She's up where it 514 00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:59,800 Speaker 1: can at now all of this other healthy stuff, and 515 00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:03,959 Speaker 1: she generally makes the kids breakfast or something like that. 516 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:08,520 Speaker 1: She's just always updoing stuff. It's awful. Well, she didn't 517 00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:12,760 Speaker 1: sleep the other night, and she slept in. I was 518 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,640 Speaker 1: up anyway. I do get up on occasion, so I 519 00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:21,680 Speaker 1: was already up now. Ob was asleep. I was up 520 00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:24,400 Speaker 1: with the boys. We were hanging out, having some laughs, 521 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:29,880 Speaker 1: and I thought maybe a little McDonald's breakfast wouldn't hurt. 522 00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:34,840 Speaker 1: That's generally not something OB is gonna go for. She'll 523 00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:38,640 Speaker 1: bring up the preservatives. Didn't see all that other stuff. 524 00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:44,240 Speaker 1: But Ob was asleep. So James is in his room showering. 525 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:48,080 Speaker 1: I throw Luke in the car, drive down to McDonald's 526 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:51,719 Speaker 1: real quick. I don't know what James wants, but I 527 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:54,040 Speaker 1: know he used to get the egg mcmuffins, the ones 528 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:58,040 Speaker 1: with ham on them. I'm a sausage McMuffin guy and 529 00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:01,280 Speaker 1: a McDonald's sausage burrito. Only get both and kind of 530 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:04,800 Speaker 1: see what hits Right that day, I get myself a 531 00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:08,640 Speaker 1: sausage McMuffin, James an egg McMuffin, the one with ham 532 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:12,800 Speaker 1: ham still gross, bring it back to the house, throw 533 00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:16,800 Speaker 1: the bag on the counter. James says, oh, sweet McDonald's. Thanks. 534 00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:20,200 Speaker 1: Dad reaches his filthy fingers in the bag, and what 535 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:24,960 Speaker 1: does he grab? My sausage McMuffin. And now I'm panicking 536 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:27,360 Speaker 1: because I want to be a good father. But I 537 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:30,600 Speaker 1: pull out the egg McMuffin and I do one of these. 538 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:35,600 Speaker 1: Oh hey, buddy, I thought you like these egg mcmuffins more. 539 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:40,200 Speaker 1: Remember the ones with ham. You like these more? Right now? 540 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,520 Speaker 1: I like the sausage ones. I'm gonna stick with this. 541 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:51,520 Speaker 1: Oh I know, Chris. It was freaking crushing what Chris said. 542 00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:54,080 Speaker 1: I'm the dad. I went out there. That's my McMuffin. 543 00:33:55,080 --> 00:34:00,320 Speaker 1: I would normally agree. I, however, did not ask him 544 00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:03,800 Speaker 1: before I left what he wanted. And I have this 545 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:08,680 Speaker 1: guilty feeling that because Luke Luke came along. And of 546 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:11,000 Speaker 1: course what did Luke get, crafty devil that he is. 547 00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:14,480 Speaker 1: Luke got the mcgriddles, that one that has basically the 548 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:18,040 Speaker 1: it's a syrup soaked pancake as the bun. It's like 549 00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,520 Speaker 1: against the Oh yeah, Chris, they're pretty good. Might be 550 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,919 Speaker 1: kosher too. You're gonna have to free well, you're gonna 551 00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:26,040 Speaker 1: have to forget the meat in there. It's gonna be 552 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:30,400 Speaker 1: all pork, buddy. But anyway, anyway, Luke got the mcgriddles, 553 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:34,680 Speaker 1: So Luke's sitting there with the mcgriddles, James has nothing. 554 00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:38,560 Speaker 1: I felt bad. Plus I had a sausage burrito. Anyway, 555 00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:41,720 Speaker 1: it sucked. Back to the question, which was an important question, 556 00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:47,640 Speaker 1: why do they make the original flavor? When I married 557 00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:53,600 Speaker 1: my wife, I found it a little shocking. What did 558 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:58,920 Speaker 1: I find shocking? How much food was just not a 559 00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:04,319 Speaker 1: big priority for her. She never planned ahead for it, 560 00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:08,000 Speaker 1: for what she was gonna eat next, And when she 561 00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:14,160 Speaker 1: did eat it was just very standard fair stuff. Give 562 00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:17,880 Speaker 1: me just mashed potatoes and green beans and a piece 563 00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:21,160 Speaker 1: of chicken, maybe with a little salt on it. And 564 00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:23,359 Speaker 1: for me, you know, can I have the cage and 565 00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:28,040 Speaker 1: chicken thing? Can we get some kind of something delicious? 566 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:32,000 Speaker 1: And that's not how she is at all. My point 567 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:33,839 Speaker 1: is there are people out there. 568 00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:34,160 Speaker 6: Now. 569 00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,759 Speaker 1: She's better now because I've she's been married to me 570 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:40,600 Speaker 1: for almost twenty years. There are people out there who 571 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,920 Speaker 1: are just plain jane people when it comes to foods. 572 00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:48,120 Speaker 1: I have a buddy in fact, Oh, if I go 573 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:51,160 Speaker 1: to the store to get some chips, or something. I'm 574 00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:57,000 Speaker 1: gonna get something with some crazy flavor, right, whatever she wants. Pretzels, 575 00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:02,120 Speaker 1: just pretzels, nothing special. There are people like that all 576 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:05,640 Speaker 1: over our society, and it's important to remember that their 577 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:08,239 Speaker 1: vote counts as much as yours. And now here's a 578 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:12,000 Speaker 1: headline by oh you know, you know the thing headlines 579 00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:20,600 Speaker 1: we didn't get to. Man accused of setting fires to 580 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:24,840 Speaker 1: kill spiders and then fleeing as the blaze spread to 581 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:30,320 Speaker 1: the neighbors in the Poconos. There's something inherently feminine about 582 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:33,680 Speaker 1: setting fire to a spider instead of just stepping on it. 583 00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:37,360 Speaker 1: Unless it's outside, then that's actually really cool. Caught on camera, 584 00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:43,120 Speaker 1: Democrat linked petition scammers bribed the homeless with five dollars 585 00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:47,800 Speaker 1: to forge signatures. Remember the entire Democrat Party disappears without fraud, 586 00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:52,560 Speaker 1: foreigners and of course cheating and elections. Trump may seek 587 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:57,040 Speaker 1: earlier Iran exit than net and yahou yeah, well I 588 00:36:57,080 --> 00:37:00,680 Speaker 1: would assume so. Ship fuel prices soar in the war. 589 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:04,959 Speaker 1: The industry warns, this is why Trump keeps talking about 590 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,600 Speaker 1: getting out, getting out, getting out, keeps bringing up the 591 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:11,840 Speaker 1: stock market, because no might not be good for anybody's 592 00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:14,920 Speaker 1: wallet if things continue all right, tomorrow we shall return 593 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,200 Speaker 1: on a Thursday. We'll do it again. We'll have fun, 594 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:20,239 Speaker 1: all right, that's all