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Speaker 1: What is your favorite profanity free insult? It's the Jewels Show.

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Speaker 1: I personally like, you're the reason shampoo has instructions. I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't heard if somebody said that to you. Right, it's

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Speaker 1: some actual thought. It's definitely an insult, also a direct

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Speaker 1: intact on your intelligence. And now I'm offended because I

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Speaker 1: realized how many times I read and then reread the

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Speaker 1: instructions on my shampoo. As we is, I do it

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Speaker 1: a lot. Why especially with conditioner, I don't know you

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Speaker 1: didn't figured it out yet, I guess not. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but like literally it's because I started using conditioner not

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Speaker 1: that long ago. I feel like, I don't know why

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Speaker 1: I just use shampoo, and then now I just want

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Speaker 1: to make sure I'm using the conditioner right. So it

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Speaker 1: says I leave it in there for three minutes, and

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Speaker 1: I'm not really an'tal about much, but I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 1: I have to try to time it's out to exactly

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Speaker 1: three minutes before I watch it. I have no idea,

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Speaker 1: or maybe I'm just stupid, but that's probably what it is.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's most likely what it is. Anyway, It's Tuesday,

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Speaker 1: and you're probably gonna want to insult somebody today, and

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Speaker 1: finding a way to creatively rip someone isn't easy. That's

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Speaker 1: why there's a list going viral right now of the

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Speaker 1: top insults that people use that don't include swear words.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's what I always say to people online when

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Speaker 1: they troll, because we get trolled a lot, and I'll

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Speaker 1: be like, Hey, if you're gonna try to innsole me,

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Speaker 1: at least be creative, right, don't use the standard stuff.

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Speaker 1: So here's some of the funny ones from the list

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Speaker 1: of most creative insults that don't include swear words that

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Speaker 1: you can use today on right, You're impossible to underestimates

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Speaker 1: a good one? What a dig? Yeah? Yeah, it's basically

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Speaker 1: saying there's like there's no level of like disappointment that

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Speaker 1: you can't go to. Unfortunately, I think I'm too stupid

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Speaker 1: to use that one, though, I don't think it would

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Speaker 1: work coming from my mouth. Or how about this one,

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Speaker 1: I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant

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Speaker 1: as you are. Well, that could be nice. That could

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Speaker 1: be nice. It depends on how it's said. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: know you could hear that oversa yeah being said in

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Speaker 1: a very condescending way. Okay, yeah, help the rest of

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Speaker 1: your day is as pleasant as you are. Yeah, especially

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Speaker 1: if you were just told to f off by that person,

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Speaker 1: right exactly. Here's another one of the top insults that

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Speaker 1: don't include any swear words that you can use today

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Speaker 1: from this list that's going viral as an outsider, what's

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Speaker 1: your view on intelligence? Yeah, okay, I get that one.

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Speaker 1: That's a very good one. Or here's another one. You're

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Speaker 1: the reason we need lifeguards in the gene pool. WHOA,

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Speaker 1: that's a pretty good Actually, I don't hear these. No,

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Speaker 1: these are just what people are like on this list

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Speaker 1: of like who uses these the people that submitted a

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Speaker 1: nonreddit or wherever. I don't know that dude. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: just like a topic that went viral. I'm just wondering, like,

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Speaker 1: who actually uses these in conversation? I have no idea.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if someone were to use this in a conversation,

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Speaker 1: which shut it down pretty quick, Like if someone said

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Speaker 1: to me, you're impossible to underestimate. Was wow for a minute, though,

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Speaker 1: I'd have to think about it, I'd be like wait,

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Speaker 1: I mean I know, I'd be like, you know what,

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Speaker 1: you're stupid? Yeah, only come back, I would have for

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Speaker 1: that ya do with that. But here's a list that's

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Speaker 1: going viral on the internet just giving people some creative

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Speaker 1: advice on how to insult somebody. So there you go, Alex,

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Speaker 1: next time you're upset at me, just like you're impossible

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Speaker 1: to underestimate, and I'll be like, I won't remember any

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Speaker 1: of them. Probably resulted back to the flet Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: as usual. Here's another one. Everyone makes mistakes, but you're

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Speaker 1: really abusing that privilegetate at of mistake. Everybody makes mistakes,

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Speaker 1: but you're really like too good at it and you're

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Speaker 1: going too far. You're really like you can only make

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Speaker 1: so many mistakes before you're just a total failure abusing

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Speaker 1: the privilege to make mistakes. Did my mum submit that one?

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Speaker 1: Here's another one that's for driving that somebody submitted to

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Speaker 1: this list that's going viral of insults that don't include

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Speaker 1: profanity when you're driving. Instead of ging someone the finger

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Speaker 1: if you're upset at them, just to thumbs down down.

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Speaker 1: It makes them think because they're expecting you, you know,

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Speaker 1: expecting you to flip them off, and then you come

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Speaker 1: by and you're just like, nope, you're doing really bad. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's almost hurts worse than a metal finger or just

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Speaker 1: sing yeah thats real. Yeah, we have a friend who

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Speaker 1: does that. He says that when people road rage on

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Speaker 1: him and they pull up next to him screaming, he

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Speaker 1: pulls the window down and he just turns up the

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Speaker 1: radio and acts like he's singing a longer Britney speakers

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Speaker 1: or something, so they're like half you and he's like, oops,

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Speaker 1: I can't hear you. I'm just rocking out. That's amazing.

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Speaker 1: Text in four one of six one what's one of

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Speaker 1: your favorite profanity free insults? And remember, you can follow

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Speaker 1: the show online and insult us all you want, because

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Speaker 1: that's what people like to do sometimes at the Jewel Show.

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Speaker 1: You can follow each of us individually. I met Jewel Fresh,

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Speaker 1: I met Evan on the radio, waits Us Boomtreas, I'm

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Speaker 1: at Evan on the radio, The Real One, and