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Speaker 2: Barber and I'm Jody Sweedon, and today we're discussing season four,

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Speaker 2: episode thirteen, Happy New Year. It originally aired December twenty eighth,

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Speaker 2: Joey feels lonely when he can't find a date for

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Speaker 2: I kind of wish he had stayed on as DJ's boyfriend.

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Speaker 2: There's still more. There's more Howie.

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Speaker 1: Well, but it's I'm telling you that the cartoon voices

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that it's enough, is enough.

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Speaker 1: Let's see how this episode of Chris is okay because

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Speaker 2: There is a match for everyone out there, that is right,

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Speaker 1: Yeah that was a choice that was there was there was, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Episode then the Missus trunch bowl outfit or no different.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't miss a beat. Here's a good New Year's relution

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Speaker 2: just for that, you're not invited to my New Year's

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Speaker 1: It was a week. Yeah, I moved to Costa Rica.

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Speaker 2: Would want to go to the sloths there, Like, why

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Speaker 2: So DJ is shocked to hear that Kimmy's parents are

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Speaker 2: allowing this party. Kimmy explains, they said I could have

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Speaker 1: They balance each other out, Like DJ's so like straight

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Speaker 1: It's got to balance each other out. Somebody's got to

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Speaker 2: It's true, we do balance each other out. So Kimmy

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Speaker 2: She grins and admits good idea, but Stephanie bursts her bubble.

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Speaker 2: Did we forget who's spending New Year's Eve babysitting me?

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Speaker 2: And Michelle? DJ refuses to believe it. Steph wonders, who

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Speaker 2: And to top it off, she and Michelle give DJ

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Speaker 1: Once they knew I could do that with my eyebrows,

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Speaker 2: It's so funny to see you raise an eyebrows. It's

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Speaker 2: through the numbers in his address book, desperately trying to

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Speaker 2: Barbara's mother answers the call and tells him that Barbara

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Speaker 2: to make a move on missus Zorrek instead.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's choice.

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Speaker 1: Why does he have to miss the party if he

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Speaker 2: Right, just go stag like, this isn't a critical thing

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Speaker 1: It's that New Year's hype up. You know, you got

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Speaker 2: It's one of my least favorite holidays. So unfortunately missus

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Speaker 2: I know I promised to babysit Michelle and Stephanie, but

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Speaker 1: Because now we're worrying about money.

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Speaker 2: In the South, they renovated the basement, they've gone on.

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Speaker 2: Hey, you know, can't waste that money.

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Speaker 1: It's true.

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Speaker 2: Yeah right, I know for Joey, I know. She runs

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Speaker 2: and Steph exclaims all right, and Michelle copies her all right,

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Speaker 2: and then Michelle wonders what is New Year's Eve? Steph

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Speaker 2: this shadow game. Jesse continues his conversation with Joey, admitting

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Speaker 2: he's making out with someone.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 2: Danny tells him he's just in a little slump. Things

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Speaker 2: a date. On New Year's Eve, the audience aws as

433
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:56,600
Speaker 2: Joey hangs his head and walks downstairs to his room.

434
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:00,720
Speaker 2: Jesse approaches Danny and declares, got to get that boy

435
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:05,120
Speaker 2: a woman, and Danny nods in agreement. Okay, I hate

436
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:07,680
Speaker 2: this for joe Like this is I know. I hate

437
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,359
Speaker 2: this for him, Like, give him. He needs a solid girlfriend,

438
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 2: a solid a solid career something.

439
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,600
Speaker 1: I think what it is is that when women are like, hey,

440
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:16,800
Speaker 1: so where do you live and he's like, in my

441
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 1: friend's basement, people are like, I don't know, that's a

442
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 1: deal breaker. Yeah, but they haven't seen that the basement's

443
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:24,719
Speaker 1: actually the nicest news part.

444
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,360
Speaker 2: It's the biggest room in out it's the Yeah.

445
00:24:28,119 --> 00:24:29,800
Speaker 1: And he's got a gigantic attic.

446
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:36,200
Speaker 2: Please yeah, yeah, no, poor poor Joey. Yeah, I feel

447
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 2: bad for him. So next in the attic, Jesse is

448
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:43,040
Speaker 2: fiddling with a poster. Well, Danny tells him Joey is

449
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 2: never going to agree to make a tape for a

450
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:49,080
Speaker 2: video dating service, and Jesse agrees, that's why we don't

451
00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:50,400
Speaker 2: tell him. I have a plan.

452
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:54,199
Speaker 1: He shows you I mean I was unsay, do you

453
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:58,920
Speaker 1: remember because we were children? But no, I don't. It's

454
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,920
Speaker 1: literally the it's like like the original Tinder.

455
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,560
Speaker 2: Like so you would have to record.

456
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:09,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, have you ever seen like real ones?

457
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:12,919
Speaker 2: No, this is a foreign, foreign world to me, So no,

458
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:13,480
Speaker 2: I don't know.

459
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:20,200
Speaker 1: They're on YouTube. It's it's worth of you. Oh yeah,

460
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 1: it's it's not only just for like the time of

461
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:26,520
Speaker 1: it of like the eightiesiness of it, but just the

462
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 1: cringe the cringe factor is yeah, but no, they would

463
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:33,399
Speaker 1: people would like answer a few questions so you could

464
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:36,680
Speaker 1: see their personality, you know, and often it was people

465
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:39,960
Speaker 1: that did not have a personality at all. Right, you

466
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:44,720
Speaker 1: want to share prob Yeah, and you go tell like

467
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,080
Speaker 1: the people kind of what you were interested in, and

468
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 1: then you'd get a tape of different submissions of people

469
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:55,680
Speaker 1: that sort of met that very criteria, and then you'd

470
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:59,119
Speaker 1: have to watch the tape that's commendments. It takes a

471
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 1: lot of swiping left or right not No.

472
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so easy now with apps and phones, but

473
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:06,080
Speaker 2: back then you really had to put like do a

474
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:08,120
Speaker 2: whole setup, like a camera setup.

475
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 1: Multiple something was as most people didn't do video dating.

476
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 1: It was kind of like, oh that where you went

477
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:16,359
Speaker 1: if you couldn't meet somebody. Now it's the opposite. No

478
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 1: one meets anybody in real life because they're all on

479
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 1: the apps. Yep, yep.

480
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:23,480
Speaker 2: The tide has changed, that's for sure. Yeah, this was

481
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 2: this was very old school. Jesse shows off the permit

482
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:31,359
Speaker 2: teeth poster that he has cut a hole into, and

483
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,760
Speaker 2: he places the cutout directly in front of a video

484
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:36,480
Speaker 2: camera so it's hidden. They will put Joey in the

485
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 2: chair directly in front of the camera so he can

486
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 2: be recorded without his knowledge. Who came up with this crime?

487
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,199
Speaker 2: I was like, Jesse, this is a terrible idea.

488
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 1: Attempt to hide it very well. You've got such gigantic

489
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,480
Speaker 1: attic you could you could mount something into one of

490
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 1: the roof.

491
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:03,640
Speaker 2: Support beams, anything, anything but the permit teeth pressure board.

492
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 1: I feel like the attic got even bigger. I imagine it.

493
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,600
Speaker 1: I was like, and they were only.

494
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 2: Using that one little section of it.

495
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 1: Yeah. The because it's so big. It's a nightmare to

496
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 1: shoot in, because it's so deep that like any directors like,

497
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 1: if I do that, I can't see him with the lights.

498
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:22,159
Speaker 2: Yep, yep. The booms don't reach that far.

499
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,919
Speaker 1: So, yeah, that's how big the attic is massive, the.

500
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:32,199
Speaker 2: Size of the living room basically. Yeah, So Danny is flabbergasted.

501
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 2: You feel good about all this underhanded trickery, Jesse's miles Yes,

502
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 2: and that's good enough for Danny. So Danny jumps onto

503
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 2: the intercom that we have never seen before and tells

504
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:46,399
Speaker 2: Joey they need him up in the attic so they

505
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:47,360
Speaker 2: can have a talk with him.

506
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 1: Have we seen it before?

507
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,240
Speaker 2: We've seen a baby monitor in the kitchen.

508
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,240
Speaker 1: Well, that's right, it was the baby monitor. I was like, oh, no,

509
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:55,879
Speaker 1: we have we've seen that. Yeah, it was a baby monitors.

510
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 2: I've seen the intercom.

511
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,400
Speaker 1: This is a very strategically Yeah, and now that we've

512
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:00,679
Speaker 1: got a student up there.

513
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 2: It makes sense the house needs an intercom.

514
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 1: People, and intercoms were very big in the eighties. I

515
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 1: remember every like house that you would go into when

516
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:12,159
Speaker 1: you were like looking, you know at what open houses

517
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:13,400
Speaker 1: all had the intercom.

518
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:16,199
Speaker 2: Yeah. That that was a sign of wealth. Like if

519
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,359
Speaker 2: you had an intercom, that means you lived in a

520
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:25,120
Speaker 2: big house, right, totally. So Joey nervously asks what kind

521
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 2: of emergency? Jesse shouts from across the room, none of

522
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:31,680
Speaker 2: your business, get up here. He quickly makes some finishing

523
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:34,959
Speaker 2: touches onto the setup and fixes his hair before starting

524
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 2: the video. Danny and Jesse introduce themselves to the dating candidates.

525
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:44,160
Speaker 2: Before introducing Joey Gladstone, Jesse explains that Joey would never

526
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 2: join one of these dating services himself because he wouldn't

527
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 2: want to look desperate. Danny gives him a look, and

528
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 2: Jesse realizes his mistake. He tries to right his wrongs

529
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 2: by telling the women they're not desperate at all, but

530
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 2: he's just digging himself into a deeper hole. Son takes

531
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 2: over again, like I'm cringing at this. Who has friends

532
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 2: introducing them them on? Like this is so bad on

533
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 2: so many When.

534
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 1: You're illegally recording someone's reaction and trying to trick them

535
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 1: into a date, you know, you've got to do some

536
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 1: things that you wouldn't normally do, like any of that,

537
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 1: all of it, all of it is a bad idea.

538
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 2: None of this was smart, right, But that's this is fair.

539
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 2: Jo's gotta work right. So Danny asks to the camera,

540
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 2: who is Joey Gladstone? Well, if I was a woman,

541
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 2: that's a big if. By the way I'd say, Joey

542
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 2: is a major hunk of beef. Then Joey's voice sounds

543
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 2: from below, so Danny and Jesse hastily wrap up their introductions.

544
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 2: Jesse reminds the viewers that Joey doesn't know they're taping,

545
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 2: so they're going to see the realist version of him.

546
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 2: On cue, Joey runs up the stairs wearing a plaid

547
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 2: robe and towel wrapped around his neck. His hair is

548
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 2: wet and he has shaving cream all over his face

549
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 2: and neck. He looks at his friends with a worried

550
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:05,960
Speaker 2: look and asks if they're okay. I'm still stuck on

551
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 2: the intercom. So was the inner com in the bathroom

552
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 2: like they they intercolmed down to and he stepped out

553
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 2: of the shower to answer the intercom? Where is this interview?

554
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 1: I guess I have to know. I maybe, well, I

555
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 1: guess maybe the intercom is in just the downstairs basement

556
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 1: and the and you would hear it. Maybe he would shower,

557
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 1: maybe with the door. I don't know why, because there's

558
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 1: no door on the basement.

559
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 2: So so he just ran out of the shower. I'm

560
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 2: overthinking this.

561
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 1: Ran the flights of stairs and into the attic. Wow, yeah,

562
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 1: this is this is deception in record time. Might I

563
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 1: add like, yeah, no, that was made a pretty good time.

564
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 2: He's he's got quads of steel apparently, just uh yeah

565
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 2: going up all those steps. So they both guys give

566
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 2: Joey a big smile, and Danny proudly points out how

567
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 2: Joey Gladstone always puts others first. Joey asks what the

568
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 2: emergency is and Jesse points out that they have a

569
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:10,040
Speaker 2: new chair. He forces Joey to take a seat in it,

570
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 2: and Joey wonders why he was forced out of the

571
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 2: shower to look at a chair. Jesse shrugs, I don't

572
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 2: make a move without you. After all, you do own

573
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 2: half of this production company. You're a very successful stand

574
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 2: up comic. You enjoy hockey, the Three Stooges, and long

575
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:30,160
Speaker 2: walks along the beach. This isn't suspicious at all, right now,

576
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 2: this isn't weird. Yeah. Danny grabs the razor out of

577
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 2: Joey's hand and starts to shave him, saying, underneath all

578
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 2: this shaving cream is a handsome and manly face. Jesse

579
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 2: agrees and starts to brush Joey's hair to show the

580
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 2: viewers how nice it is. Joey is starting to catch

581
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 2: on to their weird behavior. He asks why they keep

582
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:53,320
Speaker 2: talking to the easel. Danny plays it off like it's

583
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 2: a joke.

584
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 1: They're really terrible at this.

585
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 2: This is not that I know. They're just banking on

586
00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 2: the patch that Joey is dense and.

587
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:05,960
Speaker 1: He like it's work. It's working. He's not blind, yes,

588
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 1: it just it's so bad.

589
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 2: So Jesse wipe's remaining the remaining shaving cream off of

590
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 2: Joey's face and asks the camera doesn't he clean up nice?

591
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 2: Joey takes a hard look at his friends and admits,

592
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 2: you guys are scaring me, and he slowly backs away

593
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 2: from in the rolling chair and tells them he's gonna

594
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 2: leave now and if they try to chase him, he'll

595
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 2: scream like a girl. Jesse and Danny laugh it off

596
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:34,400
Speaker 2: and return their attention back to the camera. Danny grabs

597
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 2: a headshot of Joey and shows it to the camera,

598
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 2: but it's upside down. Nevertheless, he tells all of the

599
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 2: women to call now. Operators are standing by, like, is

600
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 2: this really the best storyline they could come up with

601
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 2: to introduce this? Christine character, Like there wasn't any other

602
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 2: scenario besides I'm tracking him into a video dating service,

603
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 2: like have them meet in a comics store, you know,

604
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 2: or have them I don't know. She could be like

605
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,719
Speaker 2: his high school sweetheart that he reconnects.

606
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 1: With years later. It's not as pathetic, and I think

607
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:08,880
Speaker 1: that's the you know what I mean, I mean truly

608
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 1: like that's It's part of the whole point is that

609
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 1: it's like, you know, Joey's sort of which sucks for Joey,

610
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, but he does live in a basement

611
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 1: with pop Eye puppets, so I know.

612
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 2: It's hard to get past the puppets and the.

613
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 1: And the always half a production company somehow.

614
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's in his head.

615
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 1: It's basically he never has to leave his house. That's

616
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 1: not good either.

617
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 2: He needs to get out. No, this he's just he's

618
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 2: they're writing him very one dimensional, and I yes, I

619
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 2: felt bad for him this whole episode because I'm like,

620
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 2: give the guy something, like, don't write him so pathetic,

621
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 2: because I believe that Joey has a lot of great

622
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 2: character character traits and he does not really highlight but looking.

623
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 1: Dude, he's a stand up Yeah, he's got to be

624
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 1: like stand up clubs all the time. Yeah.

625
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, and everyone else is kind of had an arc,

626
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 2: like Jesse has finally come to terms with living in

627
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 2: a house full of kids, Danny's getting over his dead

628
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 2: wife and dating again, and then there's Joey who's still

629
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:09,320
Speaker 2: doing Popeye voices.

630
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 1: And can't find a girl Like this is right, I

631
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:16,239
Speaker 1: think that's kind of been story life. Actually, yeah, we're

632
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 1: season four and it's still season Yeah.

633
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,479
Speaker 2: Justice for Joey, man, I'm yeah still waiting.

634
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, justice for Joey. He needs he needs a yeah,

635
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:28,000
Speaker 1: and it needs a different storyline.

636
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:32,320
Speaker 2: Yeah he does. Uh, or he could have said this

637
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:36,799
Speaker 2: just occurred to me. Uh, don't we here in Fuller House, Yes,

638
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:39,880
Speaker 2: Joey and Kimmy have a scene before the engagement party

639
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 2: or something, and Jesse or Joey talks about his home

640
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,319
Speaker 2: life how it wasn't great. His parents were divorced. He's

641
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 2: mentioned that a full House before, so he didn't have

642
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:51,320
Speaker 2: great role models growing up of a solid like you know,

643
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 2: partnership marriage. So but there was nothing, like no backstory,

644
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:58,440
Speaker 2: there was nothing like I needed more, I need something

645
00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,480
Speaker 2: to sing my teeth into.

646
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:04,759
Speaker 1: Wasn't really important in eighties sitcoms. It was now there wasn't.

647
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't like it. I don't give me something,

648
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 2: give me something.

649
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm with you. But joke's gotta work. Jokes,

650
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:14,719
Speaker 1: it's gotta be something that you can watch with the

651
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,439
Speaker 1: sound off and still kind of get the point.

652
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, doing your ironing or putting away laundry, and then

653
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 2: still follow the storyline. You're true. Yeah, that's that's exactly

654
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:27,439
Speaker 2: what this is for. So down in Joey's room, Jesse

655
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 2: and Danny run downstairs to find Joey cutting a newspaper

656
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 2: into tiny pieces. He explains that he's making confetti for

657
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 2: his big New Year's Eve party with Steph and Michelle.

658
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,360
Speaker 2: He decides to show off how wild this party is

659
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:42,200
Speaker 2: going to be by throwing his homemade confetti into the air,

660
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 2: and then he imitates the trumpet sound to auld long

661
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 2: sign that that's that song. Yes, Danny snaps him back

662
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:57,239
Speaker 2: to reality. Remember the other day when we had you

663
00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 2: test that new chair. Joey gets nervous that they're going

664
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:04,279
Speaker 2: to try to shave him again. Right, he has a

665
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:04,880
Speaker 2: right to be.

666
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 1: He was strangely accosted by his friends in a basement

667
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:13,839
Speaker 1: who were talking to a poster be a little concerned too.

668
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 1: I'd start, I'd put a door up. I'll tell you

669
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,320
Speaker 1: that much, right, that's yeah, that's the order of business.

670
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:31,760
Speaker 1: Paul a locksmith and a lumberment erected door. So Jesse reveals, sorry, Jody, jokey,

671
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 1: I just my first word would have been billed. But

672
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,279
Speaker 1: I'm glad that you said the other one.

673
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 2: You could build a door. You can erect a door.

674
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 2: You know, there's all different, all kinds of ways to

675
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 2: build a door called lang sign. So Jesse reveals the truth.

676
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:50,920
Speaker 2: They enrolled him in a video dating service. Joey is upset.

677
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 2: How dare you so object me to that kind of

678
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:55,680
Speaker 2: public humiliation without my personal consent?

679
00:36:56,960 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, that's the right reaction. Yes, that is yeah,

680
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 1: I believe that's actually in like the legal ease of

681
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 1: it all is. Yeah, you can't subject a person to

682
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 1: public mmuiliation without their personal absolutely.

683
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:16,399
Speaker 2: Jesse responds, I have a tape here of women who

684
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 2: want to meet you, and Joey's attitude quickly changes. God

685
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:23,880
Speaker 2: bless you fellas roll that tape. So Danny responds by

686
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:27,240
Speaker 2: doing an impression of his own, pretending he's Chuck Woolery

687
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 2: on the Love Connection. Jesse plays the tape and the

688
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 2: first woman to pop up is Darlene. At first, she

689
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:37,359
Speaker 2: seems quite normal until she mentions that she's twenty four

690
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:40,720
Speaker 2: hundred and twenty years old and hails from the planet Zoran.

691
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:43,840
Speaker 1: One of those people like that.

692
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 2: Joey wants to skip her and see if any Earthlanes

693
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 2: like him instead, so the next woman is Ginger. Her

694
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 2: reason for being on this service, her parole officer says

695
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 2: she needs new friends. Joey is officially uninterested at this point,

696
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 2: but Jesse fast forwards to the next candidate. This woman's

697
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 2: name is Christine. She admits her friends signed her up

698
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 2: for this dating service for Christmas, when in reality she

699
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 2: just wanted a foot massager. Joey is infatuated with her

700
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:18,440
Speaker 2: and decides he's going to give Christine a call. The

701
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 2: eyes follow him over to the phone and chant Joey, Joey, Joey.

702
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:25,480
Speaker 2: Christine answers, and she asks Joey if he was the

703
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 2: chair tester, to which he says yes. Then he mentions,

704
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 2: I know it's New Year's Eve, but uh. He pauses

705
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 2: and his eyes go wide before repeating, you're not busy

706
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:39,439
Speaker 2: that's great. But then he falters, well, wait, I'm busy.

707
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:41,960
Speaker 2: I could make us dinner. We could hang out here.

708
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 2: Somehow Christine agrees to this.

709
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 1: Offer, right, I was like sure, I mean, like even

710
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:52,279
Speaker 1: with abs, now you're talking about sure, random stranger man,

711
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 1: I'll show up to your house on New Year's Eve

712
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 1: and let you cook me dinner with random children. I

713
00:38:57,640 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 1: don't know.

714
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:01,240
Speaker 2: Children he's not related to. Yeah, there's so many red flags,

715
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 2: like Christine, what are you?

716
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:06,560
Speaker 1: Christine? What are you doing?

717
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 4: Run?

718
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 2: Christine? Right?

719
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:11,240
Speaker 1: Run a background chat.

720
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 2: In a public well lit you know.

721
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, public place, well lit. Tell your friends where you're going,

722
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 1: don't just yeah go over to their house, Oh Christine again,

723
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 1: A storyline that could have gone very differently with just

724
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:33,799
Speaker 1: like a slight left turn, yes, a different background music. Yeah,

725
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 1: And then it becomes a thriller.

726
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:40,800
Speaker 2: Yes, So Joey is very excited. He tells her that

727
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,840
Speaker 2: he'll call her back with all the details, and he

728
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 2: hangs up, and then he.

729
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:47,759
Speaker 1: Invites her down to the basement. You know what I mean, Hey,

730
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:49,880
Speaker 1: come once you come to my house and go in

731
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,759
Speaker 1: the basement. No, that's when you run.

732
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 2: This is like an instruction manual for like serial killers,

733
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 2: you know, come to my house for dinner.

734
00:39:59,640 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 1: No one will.

735
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,360
Speaker 2: We'll be here except two children that I'm not related to.

736
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 2: So Danny and Jesse are pumped. Now Joey has a

737
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:10,160
Speaker 2: date for New Year's but Joey takes it a step further.

738
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:13,319
Speaker 2: My search is over. I have finally found the girl

739
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:16,319
Speaker 2: of my dreams. He walks over to the TV, where

740
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 2: Christine's face is still frozen on the screen, and admits,

741
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 2: I think I'm in love boy.

742
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 1: I think I now know why Joey hasn't been dating anyone.

743
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 2: If this is the way he had, I.

744
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 1: Can see why women are like, you know, that's a

745
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:32,920
Speaker 1: little much.

746
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:35,719
Speaker 2: Between that and the voices. It's like, dude, he just

747
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 2: needs to take a step back, Like, just just take it.

748
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 2: Dial it down to a two, please, right, Yeah, he's

749
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:53,239
Speaker 2: at eleven mm hm, so down in the living room.

750
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 2: Dj runs downstairs telling her dad, I'm going to Kimmy's party.

751
00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 2: See you next year, and Danny, who is all dressed

752
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:02,840
Speaker 2: up in a tucks gives his daughter a kiss and

753
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:06,800
Speaker 2: reminds her of her eleven thirty pm curfew. She reminds

754
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 2: him it's New Year's and he corrects himself, Sorry, twelve

755
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 2: oh five. DJ pokes funded him, Dad, don't be such

756
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,920
Speaker 2: a dad. It's going to be a quiet little party

757
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 2: at Kimmy's and Danny can prove otherwise. He found one

758
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:23,360
Speaker 2: of Kimmy's flyers on his windshield at the market, so

759
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 2: DJ aims for a compromise. I'll be home at four

760
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:29,359
Speaker 2: in the morning, Danny offers twelve thirty, and it's a deal.

761
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:32,759
Speaker 2: Danny makes his way back over to Cindy, who is

762
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 2: also dressed up in a beautiful gown. I'm kind of

763
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 2: digging these formal looks. You know, people don't like people

764
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 2: dress up for New Years anymore. It's kind of yeah.

765
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 2: I mean I certainly don't. I'm asleep by eleven, but yeah,

766
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 2: I liked that they're putting effort into it dressing up. Yeah.

767
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:49,760
Speaker 1: My question though, Oh, I guess Rusty was always gonna

768
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 1: stay because DJ was going to watch Okay. I was like,

769
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I was thinking, like, what was she going

770
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 1: to do with Rusty if Joey wasn't saying home but

771
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 1: they were all gonna be the re teacher?

772
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 2: Well, no wonder. DJ got the heck out of there,

773
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 2: like she's like, I'm not watching the menace and.

774
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:06,640
Speaker 1: The sisters sociopath of a kid, and she doesn't get

775
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 1: paid enough for that, you know.

776
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 2: So Cindy looks at Rusty and reminds him you're gonna

777
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:16,760
Speaker 2: be on your best behavior. No water balloons, no food fights,

778
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:21,240
Speaker 2: and no indoor campfires. Rusty is not thrilled with these rules,

779
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 2: so he asks, can't I come with you guys to

780
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 2: the party. Danny ruffles the boy's hair and says, not

781
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:30,799
Speaker 2: in a million years. Michelle and stephan into the room,

782
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,560
Speaker 2: and Michelle is still hung up on shouting Happy New

783
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 2: Year over and over and over. Steph reminds her to

784
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:40,320
Speaker 2: only say it at midnight, and Michelle sighs, give me

785
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:41,959
Speaker 2: a break. I can't tell time.

786
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:45,920
Speaker 1: I can only write session notes. I can't tell time.

787
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 1: I can only take notes after my therapy, right like.

788
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 2: Her internal jock stops at fifty Yes. True. So Rusty

789
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:59,800
Speaker 2: approaches Stephanie with a smirk. Guess what happens at midnight?

790
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,800
Speaker 2: You get a New Year's kiss and he makes kissing

791
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 2: noises for emphasis. Stephanie's face sours ew gross, I'd rather

792
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 2: kiss a frog. She tries to run away, but Rusty

793
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:13,279
Speaker 2: follows after her, saying ribbitt.

794
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 1: And then she turns around and punches him.

795
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:20,480
Speaker 2: You see, you're fighting off the urge to do that.

796
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:21,279
Speaker 2: I was.

797
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, yeah, ghost, She's like yeah, like

798
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:26,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kiss.

799
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 2: Excuse me, sorry, Yeah. Steph's not having it. Like, she's

800
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 2: not having it, not at all. She's a strong woman.

801
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 2: She knows what she wants and doesn't want yes. So

802
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:37,839
Speaker 2: Jesse and Becky passed by Michelle on the way out

803
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 2: to the living room. Jesse is also dressed in tucks

804
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:44,879
Speaker 2: and Becky's wearing a black, sparkly gown. At that moment,

805
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 2: Joey walks into the house and greets his well dressed friends.

806
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,840
Speaker 2: He carries a grocery bag and announces I wanted to

807
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 2: get the perfect dinner for my perfect girl, Christine. I

808
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,399
Speaker 2: don't know her last name yet. Jesse tries to snap

809
00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 2: him back to reality. I'm happy you're excited for your eight,

810
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:02,399
Speaker 2: but I don't want you to be disappointed. If there's

811
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:05,440
Speaker 2: no bells and fireworks going off. The odds of love

812
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:09,920
Speaker 2: at first sight are pretty slim. Pal On que, Christine

813
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 2: enters the house. On que Christine enters the house, and

814
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:17,920
Speaker 2: her focus goes directly to Joey. Joey sees her and

815
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:21,279
Speaker 2: falls into a similar trance. They approach each other and

816
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 2: say hi, already looking madly in love. Jesse sees this,

817
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 2: it admits, then again, what the hell do I know?

818
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 2: We've established that not in terms of relationships. He's not

819
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:36,920
Speaker 2: the one to be giving advice about no, no, no,

820
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:38,919
Speaker 2: long term relationships.

821
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, because he's done the same exact thing the first

822
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:47,320
Speaker 1: couple seasons. So we had Jesse like in love with

823
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 1: some you know, somebody. Every week.

824
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 2: Let's get married in Tahoe, let's get married in Vegas.

825
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 1: Let's get exactly right, exactly And now he's like, you

826
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,400
Speaker 1: should slow down. That's rich. Six weeks ago, buddy, you

827
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:02,320
Speaker 1: were you were reno, or you were riding your motorcycle

828
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:02,880
Speaker 1: on top.

829
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:06,359
Speaker 2: Of a building. Yes, like, just take a seat, Jesse,

830
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:10,840
Speaker 2: just cool it for a minute. So next in the kitchen,

831
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 2: Joey and Christine are setting up the dinner table together

832
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 2: and they're figuring out all the things they have in common.

833
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:20,399
Speaker 2: Christine even does her own Bullwinkle impression, which is enough

834
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:21,919
Speaker 2: to win Joey over.

835
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,359
Speaker 1: Like you said, there's a there's a nut for every bolt.

836
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 2: They're really it disproves it.

837
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:28,279
Speaker 4: It does.

838
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:34,240
Speaker 2: He beams, this is so amazing. Two total strangers forced

839
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 2: to join a video dating service against their will discover

840
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:41,400
Speaker 2: they have the exact same interests. He figures that she

841
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 2: must be a stand up comedian as well, but Christine

842
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:47,320
Speaker 2: explains that she's actually a veterinarian at the zoo and

843
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:50,879
Speaker 2: Joey jokes so I. They lean in for a kiss,

844
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 2: and after they pull apart, Joey does his bullwinkle impression.

845
00:45:55,239 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 2: That was so beautiful. She giggles at his goofiness. Talk

846
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:04,080
Speaker 2: about a mood killer, dude, you have to stop with

847
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 2: these impressions after you kiss a woman, like, come on, Oh,

848
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:11,640
Speaker 2: nothing kills the mood faster than.

849
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:16,360
Speaker 1: Nothing kills the mood faster than a cartoon moves, the

850
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:21,320
Speaker 1: well known fact. Geez. But also, how long has she

851
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 1: been in the house?

852
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 2: An hour?

853
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 1: If even that?

854
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 2: Yes, probably I would say fifteen minutes.

855
00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:30,200
Speaker 1: The whole thing is moving very quick, and I'm and

856
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 1: that's me saying it. So I've made very stupid relationship

857
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 1: choices and timeline. So I think it's going too fast.

858
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:38,799
Speaker 1: Something's wrong.

859
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:43,120
Speaker 2: It's record speed, yes, yeah, going super fast even first,

860
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 2: like you'd never seen a girl before. Yeah, he's like

861
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 2: an alien who's like whoa, You're like, look at this,

862
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 2: how we do this on Earth? I'm sorry. So next

863
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 2: in the living room, Rusty, Steph and Michelle are slumped

864
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:01,279
Speaker 2: on the furniture, but rusty main mission is to get

865
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 2: on stuff's nerves. Rigorously applies chapstick while staring directly at her.

866
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 2: Then he takes it a step further and uses some banaka,

867
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:13,239
Speaker 2: still maintaining eye contact, and.

868
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:16,800
Speaker 1: Burns every taste but off of his tongue in the process.

869
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:21,319
Speaker 1: I can just straight rubbing alcohol with one mint leaf

870
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:21,759
Speaker 1: thrown in.

871
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:28,200
Speaker 2: Dude, banaco is great, man. Nothing gave you fresher breath instantly,

872
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:32,880
Speaker 2: right fresher breath, and probably just like scared your gums

873
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:33,719
Speaker 2: back into your.

874
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:36,239
Speaker 1: Oh it hurt.

875
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:40,239
Speaker 2: Oh man, this is the Rusty scoots closer to her,

876
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 2: and Steph decides to move her party hat from her

877
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:46,359
Speaker 2: head to her mouth so she can shield herself from

878
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:47,600
Speaker 2: any more of his advances.

879
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:50,320
Speaker 1: That is a brilliant idea. I'm gonna get that and

880
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 1: just walk around with it.

881
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:54,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, Steph is smart enough, you know she.

882
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 1: Things can get weird and it just just so that

883
00:47:58,280 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 1: nobody gets any idea.

884
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:01,920
Speaker 2: No, wearing a party hat over your mouth is a

885
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 2: clear indicator that you do not want any sort of

886
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:07,399
Speaker 2: human content. Obviously, people like, oh, I get it. Yeah, yeah,

887
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 2: I've been there at all, judge. So Christine and Joey

888
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:14,839
Speaker 2: make their way out to the living room hand in hand,

889
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 2: and Christine announces there's only three more minutes until midnight.

890
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 2: Joey realizes that Michelle is sleeping, so he gently shakes

891
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 2: her awake. She slowly opens her eyes and says Happy

892
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 2: New Year, Happy New Year. Joey laughs and tells her

893
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 2: it's still not time yet. She frowns. This is taking forever.

894
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 2: Preach girlfriend. Yes, New Year's Eve is the longest day.

895
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 1: I'm like two more I do.

896
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 2: I hate it. I hate that holiday. It's just it

897
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:47,959
Speaker 2: can't end fast enough. So just then DJ and Ricky

898
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:51,360
Speaker 2: the paper Boy walk in. Joey asks what happened to

899
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 2: the party, and DJ explains Jimmy's dad freaked out and

900
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:58,400
Speaker 2: sent everyone home. Ricky adds just because a few extra

901
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:02,239
Speaker 2: guests showed up. Joey wonders how many extra people came,

902
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 2: and DJ tells him the police estimated four hundred. Wow,

903
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 2: I feel like you would have.

904
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:15,440
Speaker 1: Heard that, like Wow. I mean it's either right over

905
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:17,480
Speaker 1: the back fence or next door, whichever one.

906
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:19,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, how did they not hear these people in

907
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:21,759
Speaker 2: the backyard? Did the Ostrich run them off?

908
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:21,880
Speaker 1: Like?

909
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 2: I don't know, how do you They can't have him.

910
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 1: In the backyard because of the Ostrich. Yes, it's contained

911
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 1: in the house.

912
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:32,879
Speaker 2: Everyone's in the house all right, So Jesse, Becky, Danny,

913
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 2: and Cindy burst through the front door. Danny asks the

914
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 2: family what the heck is going on outside? He estimated

915
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:42,200
Speaker 2: about four hundred people are out there. Joey says, yeah,

916
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:45,359
Speaker 2: that's a great estimate, and then asks the question, we're

917
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 2: all thinking, what are you guys doing here? Jesse tells

918
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:50,680
Speaker 2: him they wanted to ring in the new year with

919
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:55,680
Speaker 2: their family, the people they really love. The codependency is

920
00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 2: strong in this house. It is still strong, very strong

921
00:49:58,600 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 2: in the full house.

922
00:49:59,520 --> 00:49:59,719
Speaker 1: Yeah.

923
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:03,960
Speaker 2: Jesse examines the room and adds, like our paper boy, Ricky,

924
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:08,920
Speaker 2: and Ricky waves at him, completely unaware. Hey, dude, next

925
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:10,919
Speaker 2: we have a very oddly placed commercial break.

926
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:13,800
Speaker 1: Ricky, at least you've met, you know him, you know

927
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:17,920
Speaker 1: his nick. Christine is really the odd one. She've never

928
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,280
Speaker 1: met this woman in your life.

929
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:20,800
Speaker 2: Right, she's been there fifteen minutes.

930
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 1: All right, Well, at this point she's been there a

931
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 1: couple hours. But yeah, so crazy aperboy Evening TV.

932
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:34,720
Speaker 2: Hey, Michelle is wide awake. Now dressed in her Happy

933
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 2: New Year headband and Christmas colored dress. She complains to

934
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:42,600
Speaker 2: the family, I'm wearing the hat. Where's the party? Becky says,

935
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:45,239
Speaker 2: it's almost time. Then she reminds the family to go

936
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:49,879
Speaker 2: get their confetti and noisemakers ready for midnight. Rusty slyly says,

937
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:55,279
Speaker 2: and your lips to Stephanie. Danny tells Cindy, I just

938
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:58,719
Speaker 2: called the phone lady and synchronized my watch. There's precisely

939
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 2: eleven seconds to go the phone lady, I missed the time.

940
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 1: Late the phone lady, Yes, you could get there. What

941
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 1: was the what was the number you put it? It

942
00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:11,400
Speaker 1: was like two one one or something, it was something.

943
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like just a simple three digits.

944
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:16,839
Speaker 1: But and you would call and be like, the time

945
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:21,399
Speaker 1: is eleven fifty two am, and then it would then

946
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:23,319
Speaker 1: be it. It was a very you had to rely

947
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 1: on that.

948
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:28,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how there was no like Apple interface sinking

949
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 2: watching clocks, and we had to had to talk to

950
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:34,719
Speaker 2: the phone lady, if your watch died, that was it? Yeah,

951
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:37,640
Speaker 2: you're off the whole day. I wonder who that lady is, Like,

952
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:39,800
Speaker 2: do you think she gets royalties? Well not anymore, but

953
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 2: did she how much was she paid for that job? Like?

954
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 2: Does she do another voiceover work? I got questions?

955
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. All right, well you should have her

956
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:48,319
Speaker 1: on the show.

957
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:51,880
Speaker 2: Let's get her on the show. So Danny turns on

958
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,680
Speaker 2: the TV, which is doing a New Year's countdown. They

959
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:58,359
Speaker 2: all join in counting backwards from ten. When no one's looking,

960
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:02,879
Speaker 2: Stephanie takes a giant out of an onion. Everyone breaks

961
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:05,239
Speaker 2: into a celebration for the new Year, and all of

962
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:09,640
Speaker 2: the grown ups kiss DJ hugs Ricky, Michelle kisses comment.

963
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:13,960
Speaker 2: Stephanie grins at Rusty ready for my kiss, and he's appalled.

964
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 2: Are you crazy? You really think I would kiss you?

965
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:18,440
Speaker 2: I just love torturing you?

966
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:20,239
Speaker 1: And then she punches in it.

967
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:25,359
Speaker 2: Steph smirks, well, in that case, she gets up close

968
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:27,759
Speaker 2: and personal so he can smell her onion breath. When

969
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:32,720
Speaker 2: she says Happy New Year. Rusty gags at the smell,

970
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 2: but he has no time to recover before Stephanie shoves

971
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:38,879
Speaker 2: him onto the couch and plants a kiss right on him.

972
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 1: Take that.

973
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:44,680
Speaker 2: Take that that was aggressive, Like Stephanie was not having it.

974
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:48,000
Speaker 1: No, steph doesn't play. She's like, are you're coming for me? Yes,

975
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:50,520
Speaker 1: I'm coming for you. So great.

976
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:53,320
Speaker 2: I loved when you talked about this with Jordan on

977
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:55,759
Speaker 2: the podcast last week. That was a couple weeks ago.

978
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 1: That was great. First kiss for you, first kiss for

979
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 1: him to Yeah, and he remembered that I bit into

980
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 1: an apple. Oh yeah, and that's so I was like,

981
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 1: looking at it, I was like, wait, what is it?

982
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:08,959
Speaker 1: Trying to figure out what was actually like in my hand.

983
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was hard to I mean, you couldn't tell no, no,

984
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 2: look like an onion.

985
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:13,040
Speaker 1: It's like an onion.

986
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:16,719
Speaker 2: Good prop work there. So Rusty gets up as soon

987
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:19,760
Speaker 2: as he can and yells for his mommy. Danny witnessed

988
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 2: the whole thing and asks, stuff, where'd you learn that?

989
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:26,200
Speaker 2: And then he notices DJ still embracing Ricky. He darts

990
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 2: over to them and forces them apart, while suggesting they

991
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:30,359
Speaker 2: just shake hands and say good night.

992
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,320
Speaker 1: Everybody just makes out in front of each other in

993
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:33,799
Speaker 1: this house.

994
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 2: Well, they learned it from Jesse, you know, like this

995
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 2: is the originator yes.

996
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:41,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, this isn't how you greet people in your home. Huh.

997
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:44,040
Speaker 2: You know, Jesse is like New Year's Eve. This is

998
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:45,160
Speaker 2: just a Tuesday for me.

999
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.

1000
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:49,719
Speaker 2: So Danny makes his way over to Michelle and tells

1001
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 2: her it's time for bed. She wonders what happened to

1002
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 2: the party, and Danny explains New Year's is over. I'm sorry,

1003
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:59,959
Speaker 2: but she doesn't understand. Where's the cake? Where's the present?

1004
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:02,840
Speaker 2: And Becky says they don't do that on New Year's.

1005
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 2: Michelle's disappointment is palpable. I stayed up all night to

1006
00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 2: kiss a dog. This is nuts.

1007
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:14,319
Speaker 1: Michelle's attitude is really everyone's attitude about New Year's. Yes,

1008
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:17,800
Speaker 1: it's over hyped. At some point, like in your twenties,

1009
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 1: you're like, this is gonna be great, and it never is,

1010
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:23,320
Speaker 1: and then it always never works out. You're wherever you

1011
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:26,200
Speaker 1: are at like ten thirty pm. You're like, no, the

1012
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:28,680
Speaker 1: better place is gonna be somewhere else, and then you're

1013
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:31,000
Speaker 1: stuck outside or driving in your car at midnight, and

1014
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:32,759
Speaker 1: then everyone goes home, and then the nights of us

1015
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:33,920
Speaker 1: it's terrible.

1016
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:36,320
Speaker 2: The New Year's is even either full of bad decisions

1017
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:38,440
Speaker 2: or boredom and people just want to go to bed

1018
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:40,520
Speaker 2: like there's just no middle ground.

1019
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:43,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I agree with you. Show where's the cake,

1020
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:46,719
Speaker 1: where's the presence? Yes, make this holiday couple night to

1021
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:48,719
Speaker 1: hang out with your dog is totally acceptable.

1022
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:51,480
Speaker 2: Of course there should be cake, Yeah, should be Yeah.

1023
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:53,800
Speaker 2: If you're gonna stay up till midnight, you need some sustenance.

1024
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:58,560
Speaker 2: So cake was a requirement. So in the backyard, Joey

1025
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:01,480
Speaker 2: and Christine are hugging and happily swaying back and forth.

1026
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:05,480
Speaker 2: When Joey admits, so far nineteen ninety one has been

1027
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:08,600
Speaker 2: the best year of my life, she agrees, saying she

1028
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:12,120
Speaker 2: doesn't want this night to end. Joey eagerly looks into

1029
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 2: her eyes and says, we got to keep the magic going.

1030
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:18,120
Speaker 2: She asks any ideas, and Joey thinks for a moment

1031
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 2: before blurting out, let's get married.

1032
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:25,600
Speaker 1: Don't do it. Don't do it, don't do it, don't

1033
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:25,880
Speaker 1: do it.

1034
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:30,799
Speaker 2: Christine laughs at the suggestion, considering they've only known each

1035
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:35,040
Speaker 2: other for a few hours, right, but Joey is firm

1036
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:38,239
Speaker 2: in this decision. She gets giddy and admits, Okay, I'm

1037
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:42,239
Speaker 2: in let's do it. See bad decisions on New Year's Eve.

1038
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:47,759
Speaker 2: This is what happens. Joey realizes this is crazy, but

1039
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:51,080
Speaker 2: he tells her they can head to Tahoe tonight. Christine

1040
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:54,440
Speaker 2: exclaims that's even crazier. I'll go home and pack. They

1041
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:56,840
Speaker 2: both say crazy in unison and she gives him a

1042
00:55:56,880 --> 00:56:00,400
Speaker 2: kiss before leaving, but he grabs her and confesses, I

1043
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:03,520
Speaker 2: really like you. She grins and tells Joey that she

1044
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:06,560
Speaker 2: really likes him too. They kiss once again, and she

1045
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:11,879
Speaker 2: tells him she'll be right back. That was whiplash, man,

1046
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 2: that's just a lie.

1047
00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 1: I don't the timeline of this is I'm like, wait,

1048
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:20,960
Speaker 1: are what I just don't. I'm like, I don't like

1049
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:24,480
Speaker 1: has Joey ever We've seen this in Jesse, but we don't.

1050
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:27,640
Speaker 1: Really Joey doesn't necessarily tend to be but I guess

1051
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:31,160
Speaker 1: that's why it's all the more alarming for everyone. Yeah,

1052
00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:31,480
Speaker 1: he's not.

1053
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:35,200
Speaker 2: He hasn't been known to be an impulsive person, right,

1054
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 2: But this is showing desperation again. They really want to

1055
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:41,040
Speaker 2: convey that he's a desperate character. And again that makes

1056
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:43,040
Speaker 2: me feel sad because I'm like, you could have a

1057
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:47,000
Speaker 2: really fulfilling life without a girlfriend. You know, this isn't

1058
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,800
Speaker 2: the end all be all of everything.

1059
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:52,160
Speaker 1: You don't you don't need to like yeah, I mean

1060
00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:53,759
Speaker 1: he wasn't even invited to the party. If he came

1061
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:56,759
Speaker 1: by himself, that sucks, I know, very yeah.

1062
00:56:56,880 --> 00:57:00,239
Speaker 2: Not okay, but this is moving very fast. For twenty

1063
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:03,520
Speaker 2: two minute show, this is still moving extremely fast.

1064
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:07,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is so fast. And did she just saund

1065
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:08,760
Speaker 1: her off through the backyard.

1066
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:13,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, she just left through the gibbler a little pet

1067
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:14,520
Speaker 2: the Ostrich head on.

1068
00:57:14,719 --> 00:57:16,600
Speaker 1: I was like, she came through the front door, right

1069
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:20,320
Speaker 1: and now just going on the Okay, yeah, that's how

1070
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:21,080
Speaker 1: that's how it works.

1071
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:23,040
Speaker 2: She's going to operate from the backyard.

1072
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:25,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well it's just one big thing that

1073
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:26,720
Speaker 1: sort of wraps around.

1074
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:31,080
Speaker 2: Yeah. So we cut to the kitchen where Jesse, Becky,

1075
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:34,600
Speaker 2: and Danny are gathered together. When Joey bursts through the door,

1076
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 2: he announces, great news, you guys, Christine and I are

1077
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:41,760
Speaker 2: going to Tahoe tonight and we're getting married. His three

1078
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:44,920
Speaker 2: friends look at him like he's crazy. When they don't respond,

1079
00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:47,760
Speaker 2: Joey pretends to hit a microphone and repeats his announcement.

1080
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:51,400
Speaker 2: Danny is the first to say something I'm about to

1081
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:53,160
Speaker 2: do this to you because I love you like a brother.

1082
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,800
Speaker 2: He walks up to his best friend and pretends to

1083
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:59,760
Speaker 2: slap him, asking are you crazy. Joey argues, I know

1084
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:03,520
Speaker 2: I'm doing but Becky is the next to chime in, no,

1085
00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:06,280
Speaker 2: you don't. I know you've been a tad lonely lately,

1086
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:08,600
Speaker 2: but you don't have to marry the first woman that

1087
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:12,560
Speaker 2: walks by in a party hat out brutal?

1088
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:15,440
Speaker 1: Is it Christine standing here?

1089
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:17,920
Speaker 2: She left? That's right, she just left.

1090
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:18,439
Speaker 1: What am I thinking?

1091
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:20,560
Speaker 2: She left to go back? But this is still like this,

1092
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:23,640
Speaker 2: This is brutal honesty and maybe he needed it, but dang,

1093
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:26,560
Speaker 2: and I guess yeah, out they could have They could

1094
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:29,520
Speaker 2: have phrased it a little nicer, though, Joey.

1095
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:31,880
Speaker 1: I mean, look, when you're making an impulsive marriage decision,

1096
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:35,080
Speaker 1: your friends tend to uh say some things that are

1097
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:39,280
Speaker 1: trying to okay, and you don't listen. No doubt, I'm

1098
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 1: just saying in this show, just in the show, just

1099
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:46,960
Speaker 1: not speaking from personal experience, not tall so.

1100
00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:50,920
Speaker 2: Joey argues, but I really like her, and Jesse insists

1101
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:54,040
Speaker 2: he takes the reins. Now marriage is here we go.

1102
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:59,160
Speaker 1: Jesse's getting on as you might as well get married.

1103
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:00,640
Speaker 2: Time for Jesse.

1104
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:07,680
Speaker 1: Soapbox everyone right, right, she was a relationship advice. She

1105
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:10,840
Speaker 1: gave up, she said this stupid holiday. I'm done.

1106
00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:14,400
Speaker 2: She's done, she's asleep. Yep, and so here goes Jesse.

1107
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:17,640
Speaker 2: Marriage is a commitment you got to make for the

1108
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:20,240
Speaker 2: rest of your life. There's no escape. You're going to

1109
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:23,200
Speaker 2: be looking at the same woman's face day after day.

1110
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:26,760
Speaker 2: Becky places herself directly in front of Jesse while he's

1111
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:29,560
Speaker 2: saying this, and he switches up real quick, which can

1112
00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:33,640
Speaker 2: be a beautiful thing. Joey's confused at this point. I

1113
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:35,880
Speaker 2: thought you and Danny set this whole thing up so

1114
00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:39,360
Speaker 2: i'd meet the girl of my dreams. He's not wrong,

1115
00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:42,840
Speaker 2: you know, he's really not wrong. They started all of this, right.

1116
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:46,600
Speaker 1: You guys were the one that cut the hole in

1117
00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:50,880
Speaker 1: the poster board. Okay, that just led right into everything. Yep,

1118
00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:51,840
Speaker 1: you guys started this.

1119
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:56,400
Speaker 2: They should take some ownership. Yeah, you know, bad decisions.

1120
00:59:57,360 --> 01:00:00,520
Speaker 1: You got him into it, yes, yes, and now they're

1121
01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:02,480
Speaker 1: just Man explained he didn't invite him to the party

1122
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:04,160
Speaker 1: because he didn't have a date, so now he feels

1123
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:05,840
Speaker 1: like just to be included with his friend group. He's

1124
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:06,800
Speaker 1: got to have somebody. I know.

1125
01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:08,240
Speaker 2: It's so sad.

1126
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:10,880
Speaker 1: It is. I blame Jesse.

1127
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:15,440
Speaker 2: Oh well that's different from any other day.

1128
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:18,520
Speaker 1: No blame Jesse. But somehow that's gonna all be traced

1129
01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:20,800
Speaker 1: back that it was his bad idea.

1130
01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:27,640
Speaker 2: All problems lead back to. So Danny doesn't deny that

1131
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:31,520
Speaker 2: they have some culpability here, but it's important that Joey

1132
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:36,160
Speaker 2: gets to know Christine first. Joey still can't understand these perspectives.

1133
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:40,520
Speaker 2: He questions, why aren't you guys happy for me? Danny clarifies,

1134
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:44,040
Speaker 2: we are. We're just a little shocked and overwhelmed and distraught,

1135
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:48,040
Speaker 2: but in a happy way. Jesse changes his mind, telling

1136
01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:51,280
Speaker 2: Joey that if he wants to do it, he should. Jesse,

1137
01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:54,040
Speaker 2: Joey throws his arms in the air, well then I'm going.

1138
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:58,440
Speaker 2: Becky gives him a half hearted congratulations, and Danny joins

1139
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:01,280
Speaker 2: into giving Joey a hug and say, you're getting married

1140
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 2: to Christine? Is it? I always knew you two were

1141
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:08,640
Speaker 2: meant for each other. Joey happily exclaims, I'm getting married.

1142
01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:12,439
Speaker 2: They all give a hesitant nod in response, and Joey

1143
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:16,480
Speaker 2: says it again. A little less enthusia this time. Then

1144
01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:20,200
Speaker 2: his face contorts into utter shock. I'm getting married? What

1145
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:22,200
Speaker 2: the heck do I know about this girl?

1146
01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:26,320
Speaker 1: Here? Have you been? Did you just like, did you

1147
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:27,600
Speaker 1: just come out of a blackout?

1148
01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:31,080
Speaker 2: It's like you just will go from a coma? Did yees?

1149
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:37,920
Speaker 1: You figured that out in one sentence? Yes, the turn

1150
01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:39,240
Speaker 1: is so.

1151
01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:46,680
Speaker 2: The whiplash, Yes, it's very this is very rushed. For

1152
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:51,640
Speaker 2: the end of the episode. It's very, very rushed. But whatever,

1153
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:55,160
Speaker 2: so on cue. Christine knocks on the door and calls

1154
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:57,440
Speaker 2: out for Joey. He tells his friends, well, I know

1155
01:01:57,560 --> 01:02:01,760
Speaker 2: she's a fast Packersly she's really walking to sance.

1156
01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:04,880
Speaker 1: Show you the fine. How are you gonna get home

1157
01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:08,360
Speaker 1: at twelve fifteen in the heart of San Francisco?

1158
01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:11,000
Speaker 2: Right? Did she take a cabby?

1159
01:02:11,040 --> 01:02:11,440
Speaker 1: A nightmare?

1160
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:13,640
Speaker 2: Oh, traffic would be terrible. All the cabs are taken.

1161
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:15,919
Speaker 2: You're right. How did she get back? Well, she didn't

1162
01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:18,600
Speaker 2: actually pack, we find out, but still to go.

1163
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:21,600
Speaker 1: Okay, that's right, never mind, she didn't actually pack.

1164
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:24,040
Speaker 2: That's it's still very it's still very quick, though, I agree.

1165
01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:26,640
Speaker 1: Well it's quick because she realized it and then turned

1166
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:28,080
Speaker 1: right around, So she didn't actually leave.

1167
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:31,000
Speaker 2: So okay, Okay, she just had an epiphany in the

1168
01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:32,840
Speaker 2: shape shifting backyard.

1169
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:37,200
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, so Christie, she walked for twenty minutes in

1170
01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:38,800
Speaker 1: one direction and he was like, you know, I should

1171
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:39,200
Speaker 1: head back.

1172
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:40,360
Speaker 2: Time to head back.

1173
01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:40,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1174
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:44,280
Speaker 2: So Christine walks in, but no luggage is with her.

1175
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:46,960
Speaker 2: Joey starts off by saying he needs to talk to her,

1176
01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:49,680
Speaker 2: and she notices the others, so she leads him out

1177
01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:52,560
Speaker 2: to the backyard. Christine admits that she needs to talk

1178
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:55,400
Speaker 2: to Joey too, and Joey asks if he can go first.

1179
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:58,520
Speaker 2: He starts off by saying, I have never been more

1180
01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:02,000
Speaker 2: excited to meet someone. She tells him she feels the same,

1181
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:05,600
Speaker 2: but he continues, I just think we should postpone the

1182
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:08,560
Speaker 2: wedding until we know each other a little better, and

1183
01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:11,240
Speaker 2: she grins, that's exactly what I came back here to

1184
01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:14,600
Speaker 2: tell you. Joey lets out a sigh of relief it

1185
01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:17,720
Speaker 2: admits he got a little carried away there. He attributed

1186
01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:20,040
Speaker 2: that to their date, which is the most fun he

1187
01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:24,040
Speaker 2: has ever had with someone. Christine nods in agreement and asks,

1188
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:27,560
Speaker 2: so what'll we do tomorrow? And he suggests, let's roller

1189
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:29,640
Speaker 2: blade and she playfully nudges him.

1190
01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:30,400
Speaker 1: I was gonna say that.

1191
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:33,040
Speaker 2: That's a great activity, you.

1192
01:03:33,080 --> 01:03:35,400
Speaker 1: Know, rollerblading. Yeh, it's so nineties.

1193
01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:38,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I used to love rollerblading.

1194
01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:39,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.

1195
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:42,480
Speaker 2: They sit down next to each other, and Joey's enthusiasm

1196
01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:45,080
Speaker 2: is through the roof. He tells her, I want to

1197
01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:48,840
Speaker 2: know everything about you, starting with uh, what's your last name?

1198
01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:50,800
Speaker 2: And that is our show?

1199
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:59,200
Speaker 1: All right? Okay, you know New Year Now likes.

1200
01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:03,680
Speaker 2: Like most Joey centric episodes, I'm left wanting more for Joey.

1201
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:07,720
Speaker 2: But yeah, you know they're writing him, Yeah, they're writing him.

1202
01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:12,480
Speaker 2: Was like juvenile, clueless, lonely, and I just end up

1203
01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:13,320
Speaker 2: feeling sad.

1204
01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:14,560
Speaker 1: Yeah I'm not.

1205
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:17,400
Speaker 2: It isn't funny. Joey's a really funny character and this

1206
01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:18,960
Speaker 2: is not a funny storyline.

1207
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:23,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, sort of like oh yeah, lonely and they keep

1208
01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:25,040
Speaker 1: rubbing it in, you know what I mean?

1209
01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:29,080
Speaker 2: Like this was giving smug Marrieds from Bridget's diary Bridget

1210
01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:31,880
Speaker 2: Jones's diary where she talks about the smug marrieds how

1211
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:33,920
Speaker 2: they're like, oh yeah I have I have look one

1212
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:38,120
Speaker 2: made a teddy bear. Okay, well, smug marrieds is it's

1213
01:04:38,160 --> 01:04:42,080
Speaker 2: a phrase to describe married people who are smug about

1214
01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:45,400
Speaker 2: being coupled up and like they look down on the singletons.

1215
01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:48,280
Speaker 1: So oh, I don't look down at anybody out there.

1216
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:50,640
Speaker 1: I've seen what my friends are going through. Yes. Other

1217
01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:54,720
Speaker 1: than being great comedic material, it's rough much. Yeah.

1218
01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:57,280
Speaker 2: No, let's cut on some slack you know, you know,

1219
01:04:57,960 --> 01:04:59,520
Speaker 2: but this was an okay episode.

1220
01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:02,560
Speaker 1: It wasn't a uh you know what. Here's the thing though,

1221
01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:07,560
Speaker 1: This episode was uh first lip to lip contact with

1222
01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:09,880
Speaker 1: another human being, I mean outside of my family.

1223
01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:12,960
Speaker 2: So oh yeah, your first kiss. That that alone makes

1224
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:14,919
Speaker 2: it memorable. Yes, since it's true.

1225
01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:19,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I remember being like mortified that I had

1226
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:22,200
Speaker 1: to sort of attack him in it. I and go

1227
01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:24,760
Speaker 1: for it. But then I was like, just commit, admit

1228
01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:25,840
Speaker 1: to the bit. Oh and you did?

1229
01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:27,240
Speaker 2: Did you commit?

1230
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:31,120
Speaker 1: It was so great? I did so a great Did

1231
01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:34,479
Speaker 1: you have any everywhere he looks? I don't.

1232
01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:37,120
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, but you do? What is you're everywhere

1233
01:05:37,160 --> 01:05:39,520
Speaker 2: you look? You can to I've hyped it up to

1234
01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:42,520
Speaker 2: like if some because I couldn't guess it. So I

1235
01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:43,560
Speaker 2: really want to know what it is.

1236
01:05:44,080 --> 01:05:52,880
Speaker 1: So when Michelle is bummed about staying up uh at

1237
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:59,000
Speaker 1: midnight or whatever Christine's hand is on Jesse's shoulder as

1238
01:05:59,080 --> 01:05:59,760
Speaker 1: he's speaking.

1239
01:06:00,680 --> 01:06:04,720
Speaker 2: Christine's hand yes, oh you see.

1240
01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:07,200
Speaker 1: Her standing behind and like she's in the flower dress

1241
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:10,080
Speaker 1: and she has her hand on Jesse's shoulder and I

1242
01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:14,160
Speaker 1: and again I was like, that's such an odd actor

1243
01:06:14,680 --> 01:06:19,520
Speaker 1: choice of physicality to do that because you don't really

1244
01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:22,560
Speaker 1: know him, and you like, it was just a I

1245
01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:24,760
Speaker 1: was like, what, why is she touching him?

1246
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:26,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is just I.

1247
01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:27,040
Speaker 1: Thought about it.

1248
01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:28,400
Speaker 2: That's a weird.

1249
01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:31,000
Speaker 1: It was a strange again, not like an everywhere you

1250
01:06:31,040 --> 01:06:32,760
Speaker 1: look like oh it's so and so or oh look

1251
01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:33,160
Speaker 1: at this thing.

1252
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:37,160
Speaker 2: And I was just like, wait, you just met these

1253
01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:41,480
Speaker 2: you met him, you don't even know him, right, Yeah,

1254
01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:44,280
Speaker 2: it's interesting. I bet the actress was just kind of

1255
01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:46,560
Speaker 2: really excited to be in a scene with John Stamos,

1256
01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:46,800
Speaker 2: and so.

1257
01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:50,240
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, just gonna choose here while I'm within

1258
01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:51,960
Speaker 1: arms reach, I'm touching him.

1259
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:55,280
Speaker 2: Yes, take your chance, girl, take your chance. She's probably

1260
01:06:55,280 --> 01:06:59,760
Speaker 2: a big like General Hospital Blackie fan, and she's right stems.

1261
01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:03,240
Speaker 1: But yeah, that was that was my everywhere you look.

1262
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:05,920
Speaker 1: And also that we hear Brian Cale's voice.

1263
01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:09,480
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's the announcer. That's right, Brian Kale.

1264
01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:12,520
Speaker 1: Oh that was. And Robin Donnie's ginger as the punk

1265
01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:13,440
Speaker 1: was hilarious.

1266
01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:17,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just we're all ginger. However, she said it

1267
01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:22,000
Speaker 2: with that accent ginger. Yeah, so great good. Oh yeah,

1268
01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:26,400
Speaker 2: that was. It was not a bad episode, not fantastic.

1269
01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:29,160
Speaker 1: The holidays. We had to have something, yes, to get

1270
01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:33,760
Speaker 1: us through into nineteen nineteen ninety one, nineteen ninety one,

1271
01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:34,960
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety one.

1272
01:07:35,240 --> 01:07:38,040
Speaker 2: Wow, I am impressed. They dressed the set for Christmas.

1273
01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:42,800
Speaker 2: But we didn't have a Christmas episode this season, but

1274
01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:43,440
Speaker 2: they still will.

1275
01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:49,760
Speaker 1: But it wasn't dressed like not tan, dressed like DJs

1276
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:54,040
Speaker 1: enough to hint that it had been the holidays and

1277
01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:56,000
Speaker 1: that maybe they had put some things away, because we

1278
01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:58,920
Speaker 1: know the Tanners take there decorating very seriously. Oh yes,

1279
01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:01,640
Speaker 1: but I'm amazed. I mean, already by New Year's they

1280
01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:04,880
Speaker 1: got that stuff back to their gigantic warehouse, clean it

1281
01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:05,560
Speaker 1: up really quick.

1282
01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:08,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just had the tree and some garlands and

1283
01:08:08,760 --> 01:08:10,200
Speaker 2: throw that out of and they're done.

1284
01:08:10,240 --> 01:08:14,720
Speaker 1: Twenty foot tree. You know, it's easy. You know, everything garlanded,

1285
01:08:14,880 --> 01:08:17,240
Speaker 1: you know, Oh man, they just rip all that down

1286
01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:18,720
Speaker 1: and just leave a little bit so, you know, it's

1287
01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:19,400
Speaker 1: still the holidays.

1288
01:08:20,240 --> 01:08:21,920
Speaker 2: Just to give you, yeah, just to give you an idea,

1289
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Speaker 2: so you know what month it is in case you

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Speaker 2: didn't know.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's like, uh, it's like you know the rom

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Speaker 1: Coms or whatever. Like in every if it's a Christmas movie,

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Speaker 1: you have to be able to look at every frame

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Speaker 1: of the film and know that it's Christmas somehow in there.

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01:08:40,439 --> 01:08:43,920
Speaker 1: You have to have some like identifying things now a bow,

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01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:48,640
Speaker 1: a tree, red, something like, you have to know that

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Speaker 1: it's Christmas when you look at it.

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Speaker 2: So, yeah, the poor art department, the more set deck

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01:08:54,240 --> 01:08:57,000
Speaker 2: person that has sure moves around.

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01:08:56,840 --> 01:08:58,599
Speaker 1: Like when you're shooting it is just like just rip

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01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:01,560
Speaker 1: it off that wall, stick it over here. That's crazy.

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01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:03,559
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, wow wow.

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01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:06,320
Speaker 1: But but no, this was this is cute. We're in

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Speaker 1: nineteen ninety.

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Speaker 2: One, nineteen ninety one, bring it on, we are older.

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01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:12,479
Speaker 1: Halfway through the season. This was halfway point. That's right,

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01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:15,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's halfway point. It's number thirteen or

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01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:15,519
Speaker 1: wait no.

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01:09:15,640 --> 01:09:18,880
Speaker 2: Did we have twenty four about halfway well, you know

1310
01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:22,080
Speaker 2: about were taken episode or two. That's crazy, and then

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01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:24,920
Speaker 2: we're going to be halfway done with the series soon.

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01:09:25,160 --> 01:09:29,120
Speaker 1: This is flying halfway done because we'll be finishing season four.

1313
01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:31,839
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: Season four has twenty six episodes. Okay, oh that was

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Speaker 1: an that was a nice that was a good one.

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01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:37,800
Speaker 2: That was a nice, fat season.

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Speaker 1: Okay, twenty six So yeah, this is right smack dab

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Speaker 1: in the middle.

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01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:42,400
Speaker 2: We're halfway through season four.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Now, remember some of the fan Urito said that season

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01:09:45,320 --> 01:09:48,400
Speaker 2: four was their favorite season. Do you feel like the

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01:09:48,479 --> 01:09:51,519
Speaker 2: season has earned that title yet?

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01:09:54,080 --> 01:09:56,840
Speaker 1: Not yet? I agree, Well not yeah, not yet. I

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Speaker 1: I I mean, i'd have to go back and like

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01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:02,519
Speaker 1: look at definitely the like the list of the thirteen

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01:10:02,560 --> 01:10:04,559
Speaker 1: that we've watched so far to kind of dog my memory,

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01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:08,040
Speaker 1: But so far, I don't think that any of them

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01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:12,360
Speaker 1: have really been like oh yeah, maybe one.

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01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:16,240
Speaker 2: Well the shape was one, so shape Up was definitely memorial.

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01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:19,280
Speaker 1: Shape Up was a memorable one. But yeah, other than that,

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01:10:19,439 --> 01:10:21,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I kind of you know, some of

1333
01:10:21,360 --> 01:10:22,840
Speaker 1: the episodes, I'm like, oh yeah, I would have forgot

1334
01:10:22,840 --> 01:10:24,680
Speaker 1: about that. I mean not yeah, this was the New

1335
01:10:24,760 --> 01:10:28,120
Speaker 1: Year's First Kiss one. But yeah, yeah, we'll see. I'm

1336
01:10:28,920 --> 01:10:31,679
Speaker 1: no shame on the Tan Dourito's that love this right.

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01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:34,400
Speaker 2: Now, I'm I'm more curious why they feel that way

1338
01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:36,840
Speaker 2: if we didn't feel I think.

1339
01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:42,320
Speaker 1: As we worked. Yeah, despite that, despite seeing Howie again, they.

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Speaker 2: Still well it's different played by a different actor this time,

1341
01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:48,160
Speaker 2: brought by a different actor.

1342
01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:51,280
Speaker 1: And yeah they should have just cast a different mom.

1343
01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:52,439
Speaker 1: Why not you know?

1344
01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:55,400
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, Debbie Gregor, No, she'll be back.

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01:10:56,560 --> 01:11:01,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well that was it for today's show. That was fun, cool, Happy.

1346
01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:03,840
Speaker 2: New Year, Happy new Year, that's right, Happy new Year

1347
01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:04,479
Speaker 2: in March.

1348
01:11:04,880 --> 01:11:06,800
Speaker 1: Right, yes, happy New Year in March. And I agree

1349
01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:07,960
Speaker 1: there should definitely.

1350
01:11:07,640 --> 01:11:09,599
Speaker 2: Be away always.

1351
01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:12,280
Speaker 1: So thank you guys so much for listening to another episode.

1352
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:15,160
Speaker 1: We love you fan ritos. Remember, if you guys want

1353
01:11:15,200 --> 01:11:17,400
Speaker 1: to check us out on Instagram, you can find us

1354
01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:20,559
Speaker 1: at how Rude Podcast. You can send us an email

1355
01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:24,760
Speaker 1: at how Rude Tanturritos at gmail dot com. Make sure

1356
01:11:24,760 --> 01:11:27,000
Speaker 1: you're liking and subscribing to the podcast. That way you

1357
01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:29,240
Speaker 1: get all the new episodes right when they come out.

1358
01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:33,599
Speaker 1: And check out our our merch store, howarudemerch dot com.

1359
01:11:34,200 --> 01:11:35,800
Speaker 1: We have been working on that and.

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01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:38,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.

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01:11:39,160 --> 01:11:41,320
Speaker 1: That's it for this week's episode. For this week, another

1362
01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:43,720
Speaker 1: one down, Yeah, another one in the books. All right

1363
01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:47,000
Speaker 1: right here, we go on to nineteen ninety one. Woo, well,

1364
01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:49,400
Speaker 1: remember everybody, the world is small.

1365
01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:51,959
Speaker 2: The house is full.

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01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:56,639
Speaker 1: Of hidden video cameras behind poster board, which is really

1367
01:11:56,760 --> 01:11:59,400
Speaker 1: creepy when you think about it. That's that's a.

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01:11:59,439 --> 01:12:00,759
Speaker 2: Problems so violent.

1369
01:12:03,200 --> 01:12:06,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, don't have Eddie poster board in that house.

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Speaker 2: Don't trust Jessie period. Oh ye aye yea ye bye