Speaker 1: Rooking jubils second date update. Normally, when we do second
Speaker 1: date updates, it's been like a couple of weeks since
Speaker 1: somebody hasn't gotten a call back. But we got an
Speaker 1: email from a dude who wants answers now and his
Speaker 1: date happened last night. Patient emailed us and asked if
Speaker 1: we could do a second date update for him right away.
Speaker 1: His name is Adam and he's on the phone right now. Adam,
Speaker 1: why couldn't you wait a couple days to do your
Speaker 1: second date update? I really want to know what happened,
Speaker 1: like really soon, because I'm really afraid that I did
Speaker 1: something really wrong. So I gotta I gotta have help.
Speaker 1: Hold on. I feel like you need some chill. Is
Speaker 1: what you need in your life? Well, honestly, I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure once you hear this story, you don't want to
Speaker 1: know it too. All right, Well, let's get into the story.
Speaker 1: Then you went out with this girl literally last night? Yeah, okay?
Speaker 1: And how did you meet her? So? I was at
Speaker 1: a coffee shop and kind of did one of those
Speaker 1: like random, cheesy, hopefully romantic things that worked out, and
Speaker 1: it worked out really well? What was it? I need
Speaker 1: an know your trick yeah. So I was in front
Speaker 1: of her and she was really cute. Man. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try and buy this girl a coffee, and
Speaker 1: so I told the cashier. I was like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: buy this girl's coffee. And I turned to her and
Speaker 1: asked as I said, okay, and she said yeah, smiled,
Speaker 1: and I thought that was a good sign. But I
Speaker 1: wanted to make sure she knew it wasn't just one
Speaker 1: of those like nice pay it forward moments. So when
Speaker 1: they asked what names put on the cup, I said,
Speaker 1: you could put my name on my cup, but I
Speaker 1: said to put my phone number on hers? Why? And
Speaker 1: so I was like, hey, you know, I hope you
Speaker 1: enjoyed the coffee, but you know, no pressure. If you're interested,
Speaker 1: here's my number, and I hope you hear from you. Dude,
Speaker 1: I'd call you that show that is smooth and there's
Speaker 1: no like instant like obligation. I'm pretty sure ninety eight
Speaker 1: percent of women would fall for that movie. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: think she's in that ninety eight percent because it works.
Speaker 1: She gave me a text, Yeah, how quick did she
Speaker 1: text you back after you bought that coffee for her
Speaker 1: that day? Like not too far there after, all right,
Speaker 1: so what happened on your date? Why do you need
Speaker 1: to do a second date update right now? That hasn't
Speaker 1: even been twenty four hours. So we went to a
Speaker 1: play for happy hour. We wanted to keep it kind
Speaker 1: of you know, keep it casual. And it was a
Speaker 1: good start that she was like, well, you bought a
Speaker 1: drink from me, letting me buy a drink for you.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this is a you know, a
Speaker 1: great start. So oh, she's even good at the moves,
Speaker 1: like that is a good move on her part. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So we're talking and hanging out, like, you know, past
Speaker 1: a drink, getting some appetizers, and so there's a good
Speaker 1: conversation and we start talking about just random stuff, talking
Speaker 1: about how, you know, all these small plates and how
Speaker 1: I like the snack, you know, and she's talking about
Speaker 1: throughout the day she loves the snack too. And I
Speaker 1: don't know why it came from, but we started talking
Speaker 1: about yogurt. Um. Oh you guys had the yogurt talk
Speaker 1: on a first date. And yeah, I told a super
Speaker 1: lame story about how I didn't like it at first
Speaker 1: and now I love it and I can't like go
Speaker 1: through a day without it, and we were talking about
Speaker 1: favorite flavors, and this is where it started and stopped.
Speaker 1: Was I was like, oh, I, you know, I just
Speaker 1: really liked playing Greek yogurt. And I kid you not.
Speaker 1: I finished the word yogurt and she starts crying, crying literally,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, and I've run through the story a
Speaker 1: million times. I finished the word yogurt and she is crying,
Speaker 1: and so, I mean, it was such a quick thing
Speaker 1: that I was like, like, looking around. Did something happened?
Speaker 1: I didn't know, And I said I'm sorry, like and
Speaker 1: did I say something wrong? I you know, and she
Speaker 1: didn't really answer me, and I said I made some
Speaker 1: joke about saying Greek yogurt, which said it again, which
Speaker 1: is evidently something I shouldn't have said again because she
Speaker 1: started crying even more. What and She's like it's too
Speaker 1: taggy for me. I can't handle it. Yeah, And so
Speaker 1: she started to get up and it's like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I have to go, and I'm like really, and she,
Speaker 1: you know, she turns to leave, and I honestly like,
Speaker 1: I feel kind of bad now, but I'd get up
Speaker 1: to follow her, and I was like, you know, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: is there anything like that you need? Like, did I
Speaker 1: say something wrong? I'm stammering through like everything that I can,
Speaker 1: and she literally told me, I'm sorry, I just have
Speaker 1: to go, and I, you know, of course, let her
Speaker 1: go because I'm not gonna follow her any more than that.
Speaker 1: And that was honestly the last time I'd seen or
Speaker 1: heard from her. Wow, why do you think she started
Speaker 1: crying when the topic of yogurt was brought up? I
Speaker 1: have no idea, Okay, I mean, did something else happen
Speaker 1: though that coincided with the yogurt topic, like she got
Speaker 1: a text or And that's why I thought the first
Speaker 1: time I said, I looked around like there had to
Speaker 1: be some other factor in this conversation or this moment
Speaker 1: that led to this. But I keep hearing the word
Speaker 1: yogurt over and over in my head. Well, it was
Speaker 1: a cold callous thing to say to her. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm sticking up for her on that, But I really
Speaker 1: have no idea why she would have started crying then. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and hopefully it makes me understand why I was like,
Speaker 1: I need help with this almost immediately. Well, have you
Speaker 1: tried to get a hold of her? I mean, did
Speaker 1: you hit her up after me, like, is everything okay? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I sent her a text on this. You know, it's
Speaker 1: basically kind of like noncommittal and supportive, saying, I hope
Speaker 1: everything's okay. Let me know if you need anything. But
Speaker 1: I don't know if even that was the wrong thing
Speaker 1: to do. Okay, Well, we'll play a song comeback Caller
Speaker 1: and find out why the topic of Greek yogurt made
Speaker 1: her cry so hard that she walked out on your
Speaker 1: date in your second date update right after this, okay,
Speaker 1: sounds good, Thank you looking jubil in the morning. Why
Speaker 1: in the world with Greek yogurt make somebody cry? We're
Speaker 1: hopefully going to find that out if you're just joining
Speaker 1: us for today's second date update. Adam is on the
Speaker 1: phone and he met a girl that he really liked
Speaker 1: at a coffee shop. They met up for drinks and
Speaker 1: during their date, he said everything was going fine, and
Speaker 1: then they got into a conversation about yogurt. For some reason,
Speaker 1: he brought up the fact that he likes playing Greek yogurt,
Speaker 1: and then she cried, got up from the table, walked
Speaker 1: out to her car and left and hasn't talked to
Speaker 1: him since. Now. It hasn't been a long time. It
Speaker 1: was just last night. But he's so confused that he
Speaker 1: wants to do a second date. Update right now, Adam,
Speaker 1: I never got her name from you. What is it? Oh? Yeah, yeah, Kristen? Okay.
Speaker 1: And there wasn't like you were having a conversation and
Speaker 1: you weren't listening to what she was saying, and she
Speaker 1: was actually talking about her dog dying and you just
Speaker 1: happened to be talking about yogurt or something. Right. He
Speaker 1: asked me what my favorite flavor was, and that was
Speaker 1: when I said, playing Greek yogurt, and that was it. Okay,
Speaker 1: So you know that it was in line with the conversation. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I am positive. I'm a good listener. It was a
Speaker 1: good conversation, and I am one hundred percent positive that
Speaker 1: I was paying attention. Okay, Well, well dollar phone number
Speaker 1: right now, see if she answers and see if we
Speaker 1: can find out why. Okay, cool, All right, here we go. Hello.
Speaker 1: Hi is this Kristen? Yes, thank god, you're okay? How
Speaker 1: are you? This is Jewbil from Brooke and Jewil in
Speaker 1: the Morning. Who Jewil from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning.
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. Yeah, why are you calling me?
Speaker 1: I'm calling you because we got an email from a
Speaker 1: friend of yours who is very concerned. I don't know
Speaker 1: how much of a friend he is, actually, I'll just
Speaker 1: his name is Adam and you apparently went out with
Speaker 1: him last night. Oh my god, are you serious. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We do a segment on our show called the Second
Speaker 1: Date Update. That's where if you go out with somebody
Speaker 1: and then end up not calling them after, they email
Speaker 1: us to see if we can get you on the
Speaker 1: phone and find out why. Normally, people wait like a
Speaker 1: couple weeks or a month to email us, but he
Speaker 1: emailed us and wanted us to get a hold of
Speaker 1: you because apparently you walked out of your date crying
Speaker 1: last night, and he has no idea why. I told
Speaker 1: him he should wait a little bit longer because you're
Speaker 1: probably barrassed. No, I'm not really embarrassed. I mean, you
Speaker 1: really want to get into it. You're not embarrassed to
Speaker 1: break down in tears when talking about Greek yogurt. And
Speaker 1: then oh, he told you what we were talking about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he said that he thought everything was going well until
Speaker 1: the topic of yogurt came along, and he brought up
Speaker 1: the fact that he enjoys playing Greek yogurt, and that's
Speaker 1: when you started to cry and then left. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's this is something I do. What do you mean
Speaker 1: every time you go to the grocery store and you
Speaker 1: walk by the aisle, you're just in tears. No, it
Speaker 1: has really nothing to do with Greek yogurt. It's this
Speaker 1: this thing I do, like if I'm just not feeling it.
Speaker 1: I mean I wasn't really feeling the date. I was
Speaker 1: kind of over it, and I just decided, like, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna start crying and he'll freak out and he
Speaker 1: won't want to touch it after that. And so I
Speaker 1: just thought, what you're using crying as an out on
Speaker 1: a date. You can just do that. It works because
Speaker 1: so many guys just don't know what to do and
Speaker 1: they don't want to yild it. I'm crazy. That's actually
Speaker 1: a really good idea, if you were to just start
Speaker 1: crying on a date and be like, I have to go.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna argue with that, get out of here,
Speaker 1: Go do whatever it is that you have to do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they just guys don't want to do it. They think
Speaker 1: that there's some rowdy you're tragile, You're crazy and they
Speaker 1: just don't want to deal with it. You're like an eat,
Speaker 1: You're like an evil genius. It works. Why didn't you
Speaker 1: like your date so much? I mean he sounded like
Speaker 1: a really nice guy. Nice I mean not really, he
Speaker 1: wasn't really that nice. I actually thought he was kind
Speaker 1: of a pig. Like what kind of a pig? Well,
Speaker 1: there's different levels a pig. I mean, what do you say,
Speaker 1: like pot belly? Is that what you want to I mean,
Speaker 1: do you feel like he was just disheveled and dirty?
Speaker 1: Do you feel like he was, like you know, on camp?
Speaker 1: Did you feel like there was another part of the
Speaker 1: like a male chauvinist pig. There's all kinds of pigs
Speaker 1: you do bring up? He brings up a good point.
Speaker 1: Definitely chauvinist. Okay, sexist? He sexist? What did he do
Speaker 1: that was sexist? We were talking about things in school
Speaker 1: and um. I was talking about how like, you know,
Speaker 1: I was going to school for um like math, and
Speaker 1: he said, oh, wow, you know most girls aren't good
Speaker 1: at math. That's really cool. Yeah, most girls aren't good
Speaker 1: at math. That is pretty stupid, because every girl that
Speaker 1: I cheated off of in high school to get to
Speaker 1: pre algebra was really good at I was cheating off
Speaker 1: of j They were eighth graders and I was a senior, okay,
Speaker 1: and most of them were female and they were really
Speaker 1: good at math, and me, being a man, I was
Speaker 1: terrible at it. So I would never say that, did
Speaker 1: you tell him that you were offended by him? Say that?
Speaker 1: I let that one go for a second. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: let me give him don it for the doubt. And
Speaker 1: then we started talking about cars, and like I was
Speaker 1: saying how I had to get a repair on my
Speaker 1: car and I was talking to the mechanic and he
Speaker 1: was like thinking that I couldn't handle myself at a
Speaker 1: mechanic shop and waiting, yeah, do it, and you want
Speaker 1: me to help you? You know, girls, girls are always
Speaker 1: victims at these things. And I'm like, cool, I got it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't lend me for pulling the crying card at
Speaker 1: this point, yes, like you know, After all that, then
Speaker 1: we were talking about careers and work and then he said,
Speaker 1: you know, you're so pretty you don't need to work.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my gosh. Yeah. At that point,
Speaker 1: I was like, he already thinks I'm some fragile little girl.
Speaker 1: So let me just let the tears flow. I know
Speaker 1: in his mind's like there it is. I knew she
Speaker 1: was a woman deep down, good at math, good at cars, whatever.
Speaker 1: I knew the tears were gonna come. That's all right, sweetheart, Kristen.
Speaker 1: Thank you for telling us a little bit about why
Speaker 1: you weren't calling out him back and why you fake
Speaker 1: cried in the middle of the date. Yeah. I do
Speaker 1: have to tell you, though, that Adam is actually on
Speaker 1: the other line listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you serious? Yes, I am. How
Speaker 1: do you say crying? Did you have something you don't
Speaker 1: want to do with I mean, you're gonna be clueless
Speaker 1: about the things that you say, Like it's just gonna
Speaker 1: get all ugly and awkward because I was getting irritated
Speaker 1: and I don't want to let my bad side come
Speaker 1: out and start putting you in your place. Listen, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to give you compliments, and the response
Speaker 1: is to like lie about it and making you worried
Speaker 1: about you compliments. You think that's a compliment. You were
Speaker 1: saying that I'm smart for a girl, Like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that is not cool. What am I supposed to say
Speaker 1: to that? I don't know what you're talking about. I mean,
Speaker 1: I was telling you how smart you were for a girl, Like,
Speaker 1: do you not see how you're coming across? That's so
Speaker 1: chauvinist and sex is no girls like that. I just
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what to say. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: I really do think you're smart for a girl. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Adam saying that you're saying that all men
Speaker 1: are smarter than women. Well, no, there's guy smart and
Speaker 1: girls smart. There's just two different kinds of people. Oh so, wait,
Speaker 1: I'm computing like you're gonna say that guys and girls
Speaker 1: just aren't like naturally wired differently. Guys kind of have
Speaker 1: you know, they're predisposed of math and if a girl's
Speaker 1: smartest thing, great, I mean, I don't know how that's
Speaker 1: a bad thing. No. No, the only can men excel
Speaker 1: in math and science is because they're actually pushed into
Speaker 1: those fields and encouraged to do those things. Where we
Speaker 1: live in an antiquated society where for years females have
Speaker 1: been told that they can't do that stuff. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's kind of my point. So it's exactly right, Like
Speaker 1: I'm a guy, so I have to be good at
Speaker 1: math and science. But if I'm the prettiest Christian, I
Speaker 1: can be a pretty girl and things can come to you.
Speaker 1: It's just kind of being It's like lucky that she's
Speaker 1: that way. I wish I didn't have to do the
Speaker 1: things I have to do. And don't even hear the
Speaker 1: nonsense coming out of your mouth. You sound like a
Speaker 1: total moron. You sound more than the moron. You sound
Speaker 1: someone who is legitimately living back in nineteen fifty. I
Speaker 1: feel like I need help. Two women attacking me and
Speaker 1: all these guys just listening, like I thought you'd be
Speaker 1: there to help. I mean, seriously, you're on your own
Speaker 1: on this one. Yeah, you hung yourself out to dry
Speaker 1: a long time ago. You can deal with that. I'm good.
Speaker 1: I can watch the other guys in the room actually
Speaker 1: believe it. I don't know. Equality it's a weird concept
Speaker 1: that some people buy into. I believe in equality too,
Speaker 1: but between men and women things are just different. Some things.
Speaker 1: Girls have you here because they're pretty, but not all
Speaker 1: pretty women just get money thrown at them. It doesn't
Speaker 1: work that way. Some do well, Let's be honest, there
Speaker 1: are something to do. There are some pretty dudes that
Speaker 1: get money thrown at them too. I don't know how
Speaker 1: they do it. I am jealous of all of pretty
Speaker 1: people for getting money thrown at them. But Adam, you
Speaker 1: can see why she didn't really like your date, can't you.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess we're just not a good
Speaker 1: match because I don't think I did anything wrong. And
Speaker 1: that's the problem. That right there is exactly the problem.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Adam, I feel so sorry for you. Well,
Speaker 1: that sounds like you might be interested in going out
Speaker 1: with him again. Christen, I'm you know, I'm not as
Speaker 1: smart as a girl, but I am picking up on
Speaker 1: a vibe. Would you like to go out with Adam
Speaker 1: one more time on a second date? We will pay
Speaker 1: for it? Definitely not, but but we'll pay for it.
Speaker 1: I have the money that you might not have. Yeah, Kristen,
Speaker 1: because that's a little women. How could we ever make
Speaker 1: end speech? Oh No, I don't want to get money
Speaker 1: thrown at me because I'm pretty well. I'll throw it
Speaker 1: your way if you want to go out with Adam again. No,
Speaker 1: thank you? All right? Sorry, Adam, I tried to get
Speaker 1: you a second date. There doesn't sound like it. What
Speaker 1: are you talking about? I tried to appeal to her
Speaker 1: womanly sensibilities of wanting to get money for free, and
Speaker 1: it didn't work. Whatever, I'm done with this all right?
Speaker 1: Well regardless, thank you for emailing us to do a
Speaker 1: second date update. Okay, yeah, I don't think I'm ever
Speaker 1: going to turn to you guys your help again and
Speaker 1: stubborn like a typical man. Broken Jewel in the morning
Speaker 1: song's not bad for a chick? Oh my god, Brook
Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning make me hit you talking
Speaker 1: about today's second date update if you missed it, This dude,
Speaker 1: Adam wanted to call a girl named Kristen who wasn't
Speaker 1: calling him back after their date. She actually broke into
Speaker 1: tears on the date and left. We got her on
Speaker 1: the phone and found out that's her go to move
Speaker 1: when she doesn't like a date. She cries and then
Speaker 1: leaves because most of the time guys don't want to
Speaker 1: call a girl back if she does that. The reason
Speaker 1: that she didn't like the date was because Adam is
Speaker 1: a sexist big time and he doesn't know it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he thinks he's giving her compliments. He's like, you know,
Speaker 1: you're really smart, for a girl, and I like how
Speaker 1: he said. I believe in equality, just not for men
Speaker 1: and women. Yeah. I believe in equality for other things,
Speaker 1: but when it comes to men and women, we're too different.
Speaker 1: And ladies can simply not handle themselves out in the
Speaker 1: regular world and they need a man to guide them.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank goodness for him. They decided to
Speaker 1: not go out again, well, she decided to not go
Speaker 1: out with him again, which is weird. A woman standing
Speaker 1: up and making a decision. Progress is true. People, I
Speaker 1: keep back in the kitchen. Ladies, remember if you want
Speaker 1: to do a second up, they don't have to do
Speaker 1: his email the show, and we will call the person
Speaker 1: who didn't call you back.