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Speaker 1: Welcome you guys.

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Speaker 2: Lady, yeah, yay, are they on?

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Speaker 1: This one is on? We'll try it, okay, yeah, no

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Speaker 1: on ye hell yeah. Slip on my knob like corn

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Speaker 1: on the cop. There it is there, it is.

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Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to a phenomenal live episode of

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Speaker 3: My Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 1: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of

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Speaker 1: black can.

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Speaker 3: Speak and we finally worked to prove that Ken. If

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Speaker 3: Kendrick makes the forbidden tenth disc track, the earth will

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Speaker 3: literally open up and the devil will reach up and

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Speaker 3: drag Drake down by what I can only assume now

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Speaker 3: is his fake penis. Yoick to goddamn hell, right down

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Speaker 3: to light skinned head. I'm like, what you want to do?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm bored. He's in the middle. That's

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Speaker 1: what the bit was. Would you have.

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Speaker 3: Would you have a would you have a fake fake penis?

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Speaker 3: Thank you for asking David a perfect setup for for

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Speaker 3: the marriage in the family.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I would have a fake penis.

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Speaker 3: No, It's never crossed my mind, certainly, and in the

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Speaker 3: moment I'm certainly not going to admit it.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, that's fair. I'm gonna say no. No fake

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Speaker 1: penis for me. It's a technology I wasn't aware of

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Speaker 1: until you made that joke. Would you would you? Would

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Speaker 3: I think you would be funny to have a cartoon

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Speaker 3: huge dick. Okay, like I got a cool dick. But

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Speaker 3: what if you just were, like, it's sixteen, that would

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Speaker 3: be fun for like a week, dick that I would

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Speaker 3: send it to everybody. That dick would ruin my career.

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Speaker 1: It's too big, too much responsibility. We don't even like

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Speaker 1: that guy anymore. We thought he was humble.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, every time you say thank you, people being like, motherfucker,

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Speaker 3: you don't mean it. Shut up, big dick, bitch hate you.

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Speaker 3: This is this is gonna be a fun live episode,

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Speaker 3: be really fun. You guys are here. Happy goddamn birthday,

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Thank.

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Speaker 1: You.

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Speaker 3: Believe I'm twenty three years old, Shade Butter. All right,

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Speaker 3: we have we have a great episode. We like to

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Speaker 3: kick this thing off with like a just a topic

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Speaker 3: for us to riff on, and then we'll invite some

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Speaker 3: really species.

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Speaker 1: Know what's happening. Trust the ceiling. I just wanted to

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Speaker 1: hear it. I never get to hear it loud. Can

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Speaker 1: I just one more.

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Speaker 3: Feces thrown all over the walls, the floor, the ceiling

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Speaker 3: in a stunk so bad.

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Speaker 1: For a second, I thought it was you, and I

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Speaker 1: was just.

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Speaker 3: Be like, why is this lady around our show and

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Speaker 3: with Michael Jackson quotes? No less, No, she's doing all

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Speaker 3: kinds of stuff over there. We have a topic today.

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Speaker 3: It's a topic surprisingly we've never covered on the show.

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Speaker 1: Which is crazy because my friend called this. That's what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. A friend called me two days ago and

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Speaker 1: he was like, I'm going on a deep dive on

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Speaker 1: your YouTube. Have you ever talked about this? I was like, it,

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Speaker 1: it's crazy. It's Thursday, dude, a deep dive, A deep

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Speaker 1: dive on our YouTube, which is not the best YouTube. No,

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Speaker 1: I mean, keep subscribing for your sport.

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Speaker 3: But the topic for today is my mama told me

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Speaker 3: Aliens built the Egyptian pyramids. Man, Okay, how do you

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Speaker 3: First of all, before I out myself, how do you feel?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 3: I imagine, like many of us have long felt at

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Speaker 3: first reaction, that that is a racist theory, right, that

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Speaker 3: that is a bunch of white people deciding that black

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Speaker 3: people and people were too incapable of creating math and

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Speaker 3: science well enough to create some shit that they don't understand.

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Speaker 3: It's fundamentally racist, is my first reaction. Okay, that's however,

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Speaker 3: I do be like, I don't know, fuck did they

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Speaker 1: As a West African, I don't even think they're over

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Speaker 1: here with m oh I that's some.

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Speaker 3: Shit they did, and why ain't they continuing to do

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Speaker 3: it if they were so motherfucking good at it.

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Speaker 1: This is where we I like what you say until

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Speaker 1: you go too deep. I don't know, no, Okay, So

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Speaker 1: here's what I think. Yeah, have you heard about the

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Speaker 1: water erosion at the base of the pyramids? Tell me

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Speaker 1: more so. There is true signs of water erosion at

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Speaker 1: the base of the pyramids, and they were said to

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Speaker 1: have been built like six thousand years ago, I think,

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Speaker 1: And there was not water in Egypt in that part

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Speaker 1: So people wonder how could they show that water erosion

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Speaker 1: if it was built at the time we think it

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Speaker 1: was built. It's also like one of them faces like

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Speaker 1: true North, like the true definition of true North, which

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Speaker 1: also seems like Gyptians couldn't do that.

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Speaker 3: You mean that, like they could not have landed true North,

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Speaker 3: not even on accident.

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Speaker 1: I don't think they're that smart.

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Speaker 3: Fuck well, you heard it here first. I think it

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Speaker 3: was a possibility. Not a lot of Africans And you're, Okay,

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Speaker 3: that's cool, no big deal. You know for yourself, you

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Speaker 3: can't press that for yourself. I can do whatever. I

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Speaker 3: will say. The other part of the racism that bugs

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Speaker 3: me is the loose aliens, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Like if they were locating specific aliens who have a

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Speaker 3: history of building shit, the carpentry aliens that are out there,

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Speaker 3: then that would make it feel more like, oh no,

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Speaker 3: you've done research, there's actual evidence of this shit. But

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Speaker 3: like every alien in this picture got a different head.

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Speaker 3: Why the fuck, it's just any alien, you know what

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Speaker 3: I mean? Like, what the fuck? I'm not sure Olivia's

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Speaker 3: rendering is supposed to be. I feel like she's just

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Speaker 3: a woman with photoshop. You can't put that's real.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's.

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Speaker 3: I asked for a lot from this podcast, and I

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Speaker 3: don't apologize.

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Speaker 1: I Also, here's my thing about it. Okay, if they

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Speaker 1: built it, you assume they built it with some specific

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Speaker 1: purpose in mind, Right, they built the pyramids, I assume

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Speaker 1: to help us in some way. Then why was this

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Speaker 1: shit so complicated that we haven't figured it out yet?

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Speaker 1: Does that make sense?

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Speaker 3: Like if they built it and then they just left it,

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Speaker 3: we haven't done anything with them put it, We haven't

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Speaker 3: learned how to clean water.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't do anything for them.

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Speaker 3: No, we put like six dudes in there, and then

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Speaker 3: six dead dudes and walked away. And then white people

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Speaker 3: were like, never mind, we're gonna take those if y'all

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Speaker 3: ain't doing nothing with them.

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Speaker 1: Will keep them.

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Speaker 3: But no, we'll let them travel so they feel like

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Speaker 1: But I wanted to be really, I just don't understand

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Speaker 1: then if they built the pyramids, that they also build

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Speaker 1: like the sphinx is, where does it stop machupicchia. It's everything.

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Speaker 3: I feel that way too, about like the crop circles

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Speaker 3: of it all, Well that's that's been debunked, yeah, of course,

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Speaker 3: but it just feels like a transference of that same energy, right,

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Speaker 3: is like that holds no purpose. Crop circles hold no purpose.

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Speaker 3: But we can go like this is strange or this

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Speaker 3: presume this is evil in front of us or some

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Speaker 3: sort of like alien life force taking advantage of.

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Speaker 1: Us instead of just some stupid people. Yeah, it's just

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Speaker 1: some dumb dumbs who figured out how to fold corn.

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Speaker 1: Puld the shit out of that corner.

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Speaker 3: If you put me in a field long enough, I'll

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Speaker 3: fold some corn. How do I do it overnight? And

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Speaker 3: I don't know, but I would have done better shit

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Speaker 3: than circles. If you put me, you just leave me

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Speaker 3: I would communicate. I wouldn't just put circles. I would

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Speaker 3: let you know why I was doing it. Denver Nuggets

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Speaker 3: twenty twenty four like that. I don't like that one.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, So where do you land in this?

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Speaker 1: Maybe that's the sort of best question to wrap this thing.

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Speaker 1: Even with the water erosion, I think it was just

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Speaker 1: maybe the timing was on. It was different than what

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Speaker 1: we believed. But I think he was built by people.

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Speaker 1: I don't there's not like listen man, I love the

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Speaker 1: fifth element. I wish that there was some kind of

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Speaker 1: tomb for dead people. Yeah, I think that's fair. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I think people made it, and I think they made

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Speaker 3: it through slavery, and slavery can move people to do

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Speaker 1: Come on, look at the American South. What look at us?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we built a pretty good country.

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Speaker 1: Click at this a little pyramid here. Put your hand

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Speaker 1: over back to back. World War champs couldn't have done

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Speaker 1: it without us.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we we should bring up our first guest. Yes,

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Speaker 3: I'm so excited about our our first guest is coming

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Speaker 3: up because excuse me, I'm moving this microphone a little bit.

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Speaker 3: Our first guest is fucking amazing. He's been on goddamn

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Speaker 3: so many cool things. He's written for amazing things. He's

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Speaker 3: one of the most funny, hilarious people I know. Give

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Speaker 3: it up for the genius Jay Jordens.

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Speaker 4: Just the person cops.

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Speaker 3: The next time you get in trouble on crack here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, look at this. Look at this little color gradient

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Speaker 4: Look at all these different shades of black people getting along,

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Speaker 4: especially after what has happened this way.

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Speaker 1: I mean a big dan black you stand in and

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Speaker 1: in all shades. Damn. I think at the end of

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Speaker 1: the week there are two teams that you could be on.

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Speaker 1: I think we know from where I implanted.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we need an Alan iverson looking motherfucker to

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Speaker 1: Just right middle ground? Wow?

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Speaker 4: Wow wow, So so ship has been going down and

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Speaker 4: wow that's not I'm not here to talk about that.

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Speaker 1: Okay. We were literally just talking about it. We were

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Speaker 1: in the green room yelling about it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we turned downstairs to a barber shop. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: For those that don't know, because I'm not sure that

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Speaker 3: everybody in this room is aware, y'all know when we

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Speaker 3: asked her, Hey, speak amongst yourselves.

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Speaker 1: Okay, listen, sweetheart. Once was a good kid in a

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Speaker 5: Yeo.

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Speaker 1: The poor boy had been through a lot.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 1: Then he bombed his mother's fand and things went a ride.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of mothers, there was a woman named san Dray.

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Speaker 1: She visited Memphis. But what night, That's all it takes.

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Speaker 4: She was walking in Memphis and then she saw a

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Speaker 4: fella with the suit jacket down to his knees.

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, baby, you show don't look like you be

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Speaker 1: that what it was? I call you that Jennith a minute. Uh,

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Speaker 1: these are these are deep cuts.

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Speaker 3: But but you should know that Drake released another dish

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Speaker 3: track not not an hour ago. There's a brand new

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Speaker 3: dish track in which ye o, god, everybody's which and

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Speaker 3: and it's it's only fair to tell you this here

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Speaker 1: That's what this has turned into. And you did it?

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Speaker 3: Now, that mean pedophile, a poor boy who just wanted

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Speaker 4: Imagine finding MJ pedophile rumors and then be like, by

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Speaker 4: Whenever I'm on the road sometimes sometimes For a while,

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Speaker 4: I think the beauty of the Dina Ross sample offset

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Speaker 3: There will be footnotes. Okay, okay, that's my favorite song

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Speaker 4: I heard every part of that Langston, But I also

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Speaker 3: That big loose dancing dude beats up Donald Trump so

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Speaker 3: bad he has to drop out of the race you

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I refuse to say his name because three times

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, okay, so okay, so quid pro quo

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Speaker 1: He drops out of the race.

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Speaker 4: But in the aftermath and the power vacuum that is

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Speaker 4: all right, and he makes everyone apologize. I ain't said

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: And here's why.

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Speaker 4: Do you understand how much how little respect we will

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Speaker 3: Do you wanna listen? And I want to make it

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Speaker 3: you're asking who I have more respect for right now?

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Speaker 3: Right Donald Trump versus Drake.

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Speaker 1: After that set last song came out just now, oh

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Speaker 1: after we listen to it in the basement.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I got I got a little bit more respect

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Speaker 4: for Donald Trump. And here's why. Here's why this is

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Speaker 4: because that nigga is in Atlanta. Stand on business.

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Speaker 3: No no, no, no, I'm not. Donald Trump is own.

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Speaker 3: He's on try right now. And the way he's the

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Speaker 4: He went a teacher, James is fucking this man, and

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Speaker 4: how he delayed his court ship. So he also knows

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Speaker 4: where the body's are buried. It's tough with Drake because

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Speaker 4: usually if I want to see a biracial baddie get

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Speaker 1: But it's crazy because we have you can't get pounded

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Speaker 1: like this since take your time. Wow wow wow wow wow,

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Speaker 1: God damn Kendred. Give him a break to that poor boy.

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Speaker 3: So so, if I'm hearing you correct, you still prefer

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Speaker 1: Don't say about it the question.

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Speaker 4: I'm saying that if I get to see Donald Trump

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Speaker 4: get beat up and I get to like make fun

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Speaker 4: of the president for being a child molest.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you couldn't do that before. All the other ones

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Speaker 3: have been a okay, you know, I never do anything

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Speaker 3: bad to a baby I'm ok, okay, this is how much?

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Speaker 1: This is how much justice? By this?

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Speaker 4: The American experiment is an ultimately lost but failed one.

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Speaker 4: Every president, every president so far has been evil. Why

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Speaker 4: would we change now? Yeah, Drake can be president?

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Speaker 1: Hey, okay, good answer. She's not convinced. She's very mad.

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Speaker 1: I didn't I wrote it. I didn't know I was

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Speaker 1: gonna have to answer.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, hoist it by your own petard. Yes, sEH. I

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Speaker 4: think Drizzy is the only one I.

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Speaker 1: Got two black votes.

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Speaker 3: Bro, you can't come on here and do that, all right,

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Speaker 3: you can't like all right, I can't let you just

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Speaker 3: talk to him like all right. I guess we don't

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Speaker 3: got a returning guest. Me what I'm go on Drake's podcast? Okay,

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Speaker 3: next one, we erase the entire history of the word

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Speaker 3: nigga and all the hatred that comes with it.

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Speaker 1: But all big booty ladies and fellows. That's for me.

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Speaker 1: That's for me. Y'all heard them? This is the inclusive

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Speaker 1: podcasts are completely wiped from the face of the earth.

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Speaker 4: Where are they? Are they raptured to heaven? Or are

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Speaker 4: they just they? The gene doesn't exist anymore.

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Speaker 3: Hot but pop pop, but hot but pop pot Man.

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Speaker 1: But do you know what potman butt meant to Harriet Tubman?

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Speaker 1: What it means a whip? And that's just something that

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Speaker 1: oh okay, you okay. It's like it's like Thanos, They're

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Speaker 1: booty dust. Say play a good Jesus you got to

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Speaker 4: I think we keep nigga and all the hatred with

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Speaker 1: So we need we need, we need niggas and we

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Speaker 4: I think the problem with this prompt is kind of

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Speaker 1: Why? Why? I mean, I can say who's who can't

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Speaker 1: who can't say nigga? Who can't say no? That don't

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Speaker 4: Here, I'm behaving myself when y'all made me do that

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Speaker 4: Now you're you're asking, you're asking if I want to

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Speaker 1: That's what you could do with that. You understand what's written.

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Speaker 1: I know you can do it.

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Speaker 1: I'm keeping I'm keeping. I'm keeping the world as is

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Speaker 1: It's crazy. Hold on, it's crazy. It's crazy. Hold on

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Speaker 3: When you when you when someone starts describing you as

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Speaker 4: You said, look like two little pigs fighting for an

440
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Speaker 4: apple under a blanket.

441
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Speaker 3: You know what upset to me about that is the

442
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:39,159
Speaker 3: pigs are alive under there, so they're just moving constantly.

443
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:43,120
Speaker 1: Oh so why are they fighting share that apple? Yeah?

444
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:45,159
Speaker 4: Because I mean sometimes you know when they do a

445
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 4: single cheek move. You know, here are we talking about?

446
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:52,359
Speaker 1: Picture? Hey, we're gonna move on all right.

447
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 3: We're calling upon you because we have new merch. We

448
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:09,639
Speaker 3: have very exciting merch that we are now selling and

449
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,160
Speaker 3: it's it's fucking great.

450
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:14,400
Speaker 1: We love it so much. Just sleek, it's sexy.

451
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,639
Speaker 3: Come on, you want to tell them what we have?

452
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is

453
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Speaker 1: really fun. We have a two tone hat, an alien

454
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 1: dad hat, the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then

455
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Speaker 1: we have the enamel pin with an alien who has

456
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Speaker 1: a coofie on it since my mama told me. And

457
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,359
Speaker 1: then we have t shirts that say proud little Mama,

458
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Speaker 1: which is who you are.

459
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my

460
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Speaker 3: mama told me dot merch table dot com. It's a

461
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 3: brand new name, but it's the same old merch and

462
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 3: we would love for you to get some if you

463
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 3: haven't got it already, and we want you to have

464
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Speaker 3: all the sweet stuff, so get it.

465
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Speaker 1: Okay.

466
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:59,720
Speaker 3: Africa becomes the economic hub for the entire world, drawing

467
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 3: the entire black diaspora to her bountiful shores.

468
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 1: But what a second can I say? Obviously I wrote

469
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:13,680
Speaker 1: this one. That's not the picture I did. Hey done?

470
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 1: Is a picture likes to picture?

471
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:15,520
Speaker 3: Hey?

472
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 1: We both contributed equally. He wrote the joke.

473
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 3: My question by Africa, by Africa. When you show a

474
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 3: picture of Michael Black Nikka, do you mean Philly?

475
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:39,680
Speaker 1: Like? What great dialect work from the fella bountiful shores.

476
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 1: But the whites who are left in the rest of

477
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 1: the world take over all popular slang. So you got it,

478
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 1: get her done.

479
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 3: All that, and they get full credit for all cool

480
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 3: dance moves past and present. You can't hear it, but

481
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 3: there's music. It's trap music underneath it. Pretend like he

482
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 3: wasn't getting it in there. That was a good video.

483
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna that's where I want white people to

484
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 3: be dancing with each other. That's beautiful, Okay. So okay, okay,

485
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 3: quid pro quote host.

486
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 4: So uh, Africa becomes a superpower, a super duperpower, and

487
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 4: all black people go there, okay, and the rest of

488
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Speaker 4: the world not like.

489
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Speaker 1: In a forced way. It's like a gold rush of sorts.

490
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 3: Okay, it's just an opportunity and it's spread evenly and fairly.

491
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 1: Alright, Okay, Okay.

492
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 3: And Burning Boy is involved, he's still he's still making

493
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:47,239
Speaker 3: his okay. Oh and if everyone goes to Africa, then

494
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 3: we would We shouldn't be worried about what the rest

495
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 3: of the world is doing. Right, Don't this ain't that

496
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:57,840
Speaker 3: Kinna podcast about five minutes ago.

497
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 1: Defin, this is not that kind of pocket nothing positive.

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Speaker 5: Uh.

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00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 1: I think that's a good answer. We'll do this last

500
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 1: one and then we're okay, this is this is it?

501
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 1: Here we go.

502
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 3: Black people get an extra muscle in their thigh that

503
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:19,960
Speaker 3: actually makes us even better at sports.

504
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:24,920
Speaker 1: But we shift all attention from basketball to frisbee cards.

505
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 3: Listen, unstoppable, listen, But no one gives a fuck about

506
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:32,360
Speaker 3: the NBA.

507
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 1: It's so hard. Okay, can you show me the picture

508
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 1: of that man's legs again? Yeah? I respect your choice.

509
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 1: All right, nice hamstring gluten insertion. That's what I wanted

510
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 1: to point.

511
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 4: We get the extra muscle. Wait, is that so pedestrians

512
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 4: are just as good as premiere athletes?

513
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 1: No, pedestrians are that much better than they were before.

514
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:05,560
Speaker 1: Oh so I could dunk? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

515
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:16,720
Speaker 1: wow the first bisexual dunk? Impossible? Wait? Wait is dwhight here?

516
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 1: All right? Whoa, whoa? I don't make fun of the

517
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 1: ones that scare me. There's only a few that scare me.

518
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 1: He on that list? Who on the head like a mole? God? Damn?

519
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 1: Oh god?

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00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:41,400
Speaker 3: You know what?

521
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 4: Just to pitch y'all off. Yeah, I'm okay with us

522
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 4: being good at ultimate Frisbee. Yeah, we can tell you

523
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:48,400
Speaker 4: ship already good.

524
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 1: At ultimate Frisbee. Don't do that.

525
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 4: But we even better. Yeah, yeah, I'm down. We'll get

526
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 4: the sponsorships. All the eyes will go towards there. It'll

527
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 4: be only I'm down with it. It'll be sprite commercials

528
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 4: on Ultimate fee Yeah. Yeah, but how many black people

529
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 4: in here y'all will play Ultimate.

530
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 1: Frisbee? God, I see, I'm not gonna lie.

531
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 3: Your voice saying that shocked the funk out of me,

532
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 3: because like I expected, yeah, maybe there'd be a few

533
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:19,480
Speaker 3: black people be.

534
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, absolutely, but I you know what I say.

535
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 1: Word brother.

536
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 4: Also, also, I think Cali Cali niggas getting the white

537
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 4: people ship before the rest of the country. So like, also,

538
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 4: these are the first black people to have sushi. So

539
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 4: it's like, okay, we have to we gotta bring up

540
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 4: our next guest, a Cafish nigga. What you're clapping too much?

541
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 4: You're clapping too much.

542
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,960
Speaker 3: Our next guests coming to the stage, and wait a minute,

543
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 3: give it up for Jay Jerdy.

544
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 1: Goddamn. Yeah, you can stay, you stay, Yeah, you stay

545
00:33:59,280 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 1: unless you want to.

546
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, our next guy, our next guest coming to

547
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 3: the stage is a man I've known since I was

548
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 3: a mere boy. He's fucking I've known him a long

549
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:13,840
Speaker 3: time and he's so fucking funny, He's he's amazing. You

550
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 3: know him from a lot of goddamn television if you

551
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 3: watch him TV.

552
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 1: Give it up for st Preusser button make it less quiet.

553
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 5: Oh damn, damn, damn. I'm having so much fun up

554
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 5: here was a nigga back that clapping.

555
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:42,759
Speaker 1: Too, stell O, We're happy you're here. This is you.

556
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Speaker 3: We should say that that still O, uh, returning guests,

557
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 3: returning guests, and we we won't get into specifics, but

558
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:53,840
Speaker 3: we were arguing about the drake of it all and

559
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 3: the and the Kendrick beef, and then still O came

560
00:34:56,640 --> 00:35:01,720
Speaker 3: down with with insider information that lou our fucking mind.

561
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna use it to tell my friends and pretend

562
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 1: like it's my should bro. I was in l A.

563
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 1: You know what they're saying, Yeah, you know you industry connected,

564
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 1: but told me, you know, you know.

565
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,320
Speaker 4: Your cousin who worked at the Pentagon, who told you

566
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:27,360
Speaker 4: about COVID. They putting this ship in the chicken sandwiches. Actually,

567
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:27,800
Speaker 4: I don't know.

568
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:31,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. If you know, don't worry about this shot.

569
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 1: It's way more complicated than that.

570
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 3: We We have an enjoyable game a brand new game,

571
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:42,799
Speaker 3: in fact, for you to play along with Jay. It's

572
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 3: a it's a fun game that we got to speep

573
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Speaker 3: as some of.

574
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 1: These some of these missed.

575
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,320
Speaker 3: They both died. But then you gotta get dunked on

576
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:58,239
Speaker 3: by Barren and then afterwards you gotta smoke crack with

577
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 3: Hunter just to let the man. We had some good ones,

578
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 3: but this one was fucked up. We defund the police.

579
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 1: But then you get Jamie Fox's hairline for the rest

580
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 1: of your life. But that one not because you get

581
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 1: the RAM, but we have you get the ra just

582
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 1: a very day. Say player, you've ever seen a trapezoid?

583
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,400
Speaker 1: Hit me with one of those? You know, when he

584
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 1: looked in the mirror, he was scratching like rain.

585
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:52,360
Speaker 3: Okay, But our our our game for still and in

586
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,360
Speaker 3: fact will be just as fun of a game is

587
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,000
Speaker 3: a game called Future Black President.

588
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,920
Speaker 1: Kicking Crazy. Yes it is.

589
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:07,839
Speaker 3: No, that's that's from Kat Special last night, right, all right,

590
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,920
Speaker 3: I don't make fun of the ones I'm scared of.

591
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 1: Can I say it is? It is very fun.

592
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 4: This is the only thing I have to say about Cat.

593
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:17,719
Speaker 4: It is wild to hear him talk about gender while

594
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 4: wearing faux locks. Im like nigga, you got crochet raising.

595
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 3: Okay, the way this game works still O, we are

596
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:31,279
Speaker 3: going to present to you two options for who can

597
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 3: be the future black president. We're presuming that eventually this

598
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 3: will all work itself out and another black person will

599
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 3: be elected, and you have to decide of these two

600
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 3: choices who you are going with first options.

601
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 1: Uncle Phil versus Uncle Frank. One niggas dead. He's right.

602
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:58,479
Speaker 1: The characters Uncle Phil, Uncle Phil.

603
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, Uncle Frank is myt some class class positivity.

604
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 1: I am class. This fail you a good answer. I

605
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:11,320
Speaker 1: felt like Uncle Frank, y'all know, ma, he was just

606
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: too hard for me. This nig nigga, she was a

607
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,720
Speaker 1: chun on that show. He was he was the worst,

608
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 1: so mean, she was so mean. He gave her a

609
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 1: nice saturn for No, I don't want a free car.

610
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to buy my own cheap. Fuck you,

611
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 1: Dad for making a life for me. Also, when we

612
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:37,920
Speaker 1: bring up Frank, when you have down so Frank you

613
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 1: were hiding a child.

614
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:40,920
Speaker 3: He was.

615
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:45,640
Speaker 1: He was stucks And that's a fake line. In two

616
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:52,839
Speaker 1: You don't think that's a nigga. I do like they both.

617
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 1: They both do look like pictures at the barbershop, like,

618
00:38:55,280 --> 00:39:00,840
Speaker 1: give me the I'm gonna tell you me. Just do

619
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 1: this yourself. Oh you just go to the Shock to

620
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 1: check the picture of Oh yeah, I get it, Yeah,

621
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:14,360
Speaker 1: I get it. Honestly, I just wanted to come in

622
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:15,319
Speaker 1: to talk about the beef.

623
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Speaker 3: Okay, your next time, you're saying uncle Phil, Uncle Phil.

624
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 3: You're saying, yeah, I'm the uncle Phil, Uncle Phil.

625
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a frank guy. You're frank guy. That's insane,

626
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 1: Uncle Phil. That's really Let somebody be a bad guy. Okay,

627
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 1: he's not a ba. He was a bad guy. He

628
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 1: was real hard on Q Man. You can't date that

629
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:48,880
Speaker 1: nigga because you love Fredro Starr. That's not true. He

630
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:50,479
Speaker 1: was on bust Down and he was really nice.

631
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, God suck a dick. He was on bust Down

632
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 3: and he was very very nice. He shook hands and

633
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,440
Speaker 3: then I walked away because I knew who. I had

634
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:03,719
Speaker 3: no more conversation to offer. Yeah, one thing, and I

635
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 3: said hello, Fredro Star, thank you so much for all

636
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 3: you've done.

637
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 1: Goodbye.

638
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 3: And then then he's standing up with Charlie May in person.

639
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:16,960
Speaker 3: He was like, yeah, remember this, Yeah, you fucked us, Bory.

640
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 1: That was gonna be our coming out party. The Fredro

641
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 1: Star episode.

642
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:36,160
Speaker 3: Okay, next options white Michael Jackson versus white Sammy Soser.

643
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:39,840
Speaker 1: I thought you said black.

644
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 6: This is gonna be easy with ste What you mean

645
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 6: is easy for me? I don't know going Michael Jackson.

646
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:52,400
Speaker 6: We don't love Michael Jackson.

647
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:55,839
Speaker 1: We love Michael Jackson. Yeah, but I'm gonna saying, like, look,

648
00:40:55,920 --> 00:41:03,800
Speaker 1: everybody whoa disagrees. A lot of straight faces at that.

649
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:08,400
Speaker 1: Sammy can't even run here, can't you? Huh? Yeah, I

650
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,399
Speaker 1: don't know about He's right. I don't know about he's

651
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 1: understanding the bar. I was wonder hear how Drake after

652
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 1: the president too? Yeah, but it's close. Yeah, political regular Mike,

653
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 1: look coolst Heid in this picture. I'm fucking with Mike.

654
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 1: Sure yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. Listen. I love Naruto,

655
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 1: I love a rookie my room. That's the first lace.

656
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:36,920
Speaker 1: But I ever read there.

657
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 3: Damn you're very black of that, nigga. Yeah, Kamla got that,

658
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:50,880
Speaker 3: Mike wigg uh No. Hey, hey she's trying. We need

659
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 3: mamao right now. She's trying our best.

660
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 1: There was all over the walls, the floor, the ceiling,

661
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 1: and the dunk so bad. That's your president. That's that's

662
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 1: what you're voting for. That's a fake boys too, that's

663
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 1: what I heard about that. Yeah, everybody who's ever really

664
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 1: spent real time with him is like, you don't talk

665
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 1: like that. That was crazy. You said, Hey, let's move on, folks.

666
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 1: That's not what this podcast is.

667
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:24,799
Speaker 3: There's that very funny clip of him watching fans chase

668
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 3: him and he's in the limo.

669
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:30,800
Speaker 4: He goes, look at the titties just bounce and you go,

670
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 4: oh my god, you are Joseph's son. Bore no while

671
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:37,719
Speaker 4: because Joseph, you a lie and you a cheat, and

672
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 4: I don't want you. I don't want you, n I

673
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:45,680
Speaker 4: don't want Yeah, there it is, okay, next option? Wait,

674
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,799
Speaker 4: what did everybody? Michael Jackson Michael Jackson.

675
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 5: Easy.

676
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure we're all on the

677
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 1: same page. Black Panther versus Spawn, Yes, yes, yes, yes,

678
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 1: make a mistake right here. No, I'm going with black

679
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:06,719
Speaker 1: Panther right right now.

680
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 4: Nerds, Nerds in the crowd, so they know that Spawn

681
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 4: is black. You don't see that he's black in this.

682
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:16,920
Speaker 4: But Al Simmons was a black man. Uh you know,

683
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 4: he went to Hell and then he got spawn powers

684
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 4: he became a hell spawned because we can do anything.

685
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:27,400
Speaker 1: Uh uh. I'm voting.

686
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:29,920
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be a nerd. I'm voting to Challah because

687
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 4: I think he has learned from the era of his ways.

688
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:35,399
Speaker 4: He lost Storm, he lost a row Row, he lost

689
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:37,799
Speaker 4: love of his life. He don't got a woman no more.

690
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 4: I think he wants to try again with America.

691
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:44,920
Speaker 1: So yeah, Wow, this nigga reads comics. I watched movies. Obviously.

692
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 1: I didn't even know he was with Storm like that. Yeah.

693
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:50,320
Speaker 1: I thought they was just friends.

694
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:52,760
Speaker 4: No, they got they got they got married in the comics.

695
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 4: Now the divorce because well they got divorced. You know why,

696
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 4: because we can't have ship. No, that's not that's not why.

697
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:01,680
Speaker 4: That's not why.

698
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 5: Ory.

699
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 1: I just Africa. Okay, good answer. Feel safe right now.

700
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:14,919
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. I go with Spawn. Yeah,

701
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 1: tell him why I think Spawn is uh is he

702
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,839
Speaker 1: is not here for good or bad.

703
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,759
Speaker 3: He is merely here for justice. And I think that

704
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:28,440
Speaker 3: is something that is lacking in the way that our

705
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 3: political system works. Good and bad becomes subjective. They are

706
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:36,439
Speaker 3: manipulated constantly. That's why we find ourselves in these wrecks.

707
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,320
Speaker 1: Over and over it. Swan doesn't work for the devil.

708
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 1: He does work for the devil. You got to watch

709
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:51,600
Speaker 1: this guy Niggas was listening to about that the devil.

710
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 6: Cool?

711
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 3: But do you do you understand he literally wants the

712
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:02,320
Speaker 3: president to be a Devil's that the devil? Don't you

713
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:07,919
Speaker 3: think the devil down there like this? The devil didn't

714
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 3: give us just being cool. Robert Johnson went across the roads,

715
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 3: talk to the devil.

716
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:13,280
Speaker 1: We got blues.

717
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 3: Come on, you don't know what music you haven't heard yet? No, no,

718
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 3: I don't need that fiddle. I'm going with I'm going

719
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 3: with black panther.

720
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:33,880
Speaker 1: Black panther. Right, I'll being the minority as always hurtful. Okay,

721
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 1: Tower versus Yakul. Unfamiliar with ya? I take it. I

722
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 1: take how these pictures line up. First, I take back

723
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,879
Speaker 1: what I said. That's the Kamla wig. I'm sorry I didn't.

724
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 3: For those that are unfamiliar with Yakul, Yakoub is said

725
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:01,320
Speaker 3: to be an ancient scientist of about six thousand years

726
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 3: ago who is said to have created white people.

727
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:05,800
Speaker 1: I heard about this.

728
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 3: He invented the white man. Yeah, yeah, I heard about

729
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:11,680
Speaker 3: this through a bunch of genetic manipulation on a private

730
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:16,160
Speaker 3: island with like five thousand black people. He crossbred them

731
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:20,840
Speaker 3: until we got a white person. Which president are you choosing?

732
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 1: I think it's pretty easy.

733
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 5: Terrence Howard, Arrence Howard Shall but uh, things were better,

734
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 5: things were better.

735
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 1: The nigga looks smart though he did all that. He

736
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 1: couldn't get a haircut, a better haircut. That's just crazy,

737
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 1: no lining on nothing. He's like, I pushed my ship back.

738
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:52,800
Speaker 1: Baby wow, I want to look abnormal. Terrence Howard, is

739
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 1: this though voting? But Terrence Howard himself, it's got to

740
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:56,919
Speaker 1: be current.

741
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 3: Terrence Howard, nigga, new math, new man, new math, no money,

742
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:05,880
Speaker 3: new math, no money, no money.

743
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:09,279
Speaker 1: No, he's broke. That's why he's back acting. He said

744
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 1: it in an interview. Like broke he's he said, like me, broker,

745
00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 1: like rich.

746
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:20,840
Speaker 3: I think he has multiple, multiple spousal supports situations. I

747
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 3: think I think he didn't get paid well on a

748
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:27,040
Speaker 3: lot of product projects. By his own admission, I think

749
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 3: he is much poorer than we think he is, and

750
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 3: he's back at it.

751
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 1: But he's rich in the spirit. I love it. Both

752
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:45,360
Speaker 1: of these change. It's crazy. Wow wow, wow, I do

753
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 1: I want Terrence Howard to be president. I love that

754
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:50,239
Speaker 1: you want. Don't y'all want to hear the State of

755
00:47:50,280 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 1: the Union made unie? That tickled me. My god, Terrence

756
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 1: for sure just like this. Yeah, he just didn't powder

757
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:31,840
Speaker 1: his ship like I do. Mine. Different, Terrence Howard, there

758
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:33,840
Speaker 1: are times a charm for actor presidents. I think we

759
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:39,840
Speaker 1: got it this. Yeah, I think Terrence Howard is a

760
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 1: safer choice.

761
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:41,239
Speaker 3: I do think.

762
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 1: I think if we we've talked about new math a

763
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:45,480
Speaker 1: few times on the podcast.

764
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:52,160
Speaker 3: I've brought it up, You've expanded, I asked as somebody

765
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 3: that I don't.

766
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,120
Speaker 1: Let me be clear, he went broke. Now I want

767
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 1: you to also understand that the niggas doing new math

768
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 1: and broke. I don't funk with the mathematics, but that's

769
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:06,960
Speaker 1: my point. I don't fuck with the old the new

770
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:10,960
Speaker 1: maths specifically, but I do fuck with changing up the game. Right.

771
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 3: We've been trapped in the game this whole time, and

772
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:16,440
Speaker 3: it ain't working for everybody. So maybe one times one

773
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:19,120
Speaker 3: equals to might might make it better for a few

774
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,800
Speaker 3: of us in a way that old math hasn't.

775
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:23,839
Speaker 1: So yeah, maybe let him go a little You missed

776
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:29,399
Speaker 1: when we were talking about asses. I want I want

777
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:30,080
Speaker 1: to get back to that.

778
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 2: Uh.

779
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:37,799
Speaker 4: I think math conceptually flexible, Like you can definitely play

780
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:39,839
Speaker 4: with him figure a new shit out. He ain't gonna

781
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:43,959
Speaker 4: be the nigga to do it though, No, but maybe

782
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,920
Speaker 4: he inspires a real dumb boy to.

783
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:52,840
Speaker 3: Start trying a scientist, yeah, to start, Yeah, yeah. I

784
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 3: think the the other option is just asking about black math.

785
00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 1: We're talking about new math, new man. That's not racialize

786
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:04,799
Speaker 1: the brother in the future. There's no color. We beyond that. Thanks.

787
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 1: Then y'all come one. I'm Terrence. We're all Terrence Howard. Okay,

788
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:15,359
Speaker 1: let's do this next one.

789
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:21,879
Speaker 3: Cousin Skeeter versus Mosquitos. Skeeter Valento Wow, Wow, Wow, Hey

790
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 3: the President. You're telling me the president is gonna be

791
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:31,440
Speaker 3: a puppet again. Okay, okay, like I said, like I

792
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:34,280
Speaker 3: said downstairs, if you open up your pot deal Gland,

793
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:40,440
Speaker 3: if you let the melon in there to activate your chakras,

794
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 3: then you'll be able to do the chicken head in

795
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:47,479
Speaker 3: a restaurant like Chinky Why.

796
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 1: Skeeter Valentine leaning back about to get hey.

797
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:54,360
Speaker 4: Because he president. What you don't see down there is

798
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 4: b B Block was about to give him that thigh.

799
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:00,800
Speaker 4: BB was also black. BB was also black. She's on

800
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:02,319
Speaker 4: her nose, she had a snash back.

801
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:06,760
Speaker 3: Bob was black. What about mister mister Dick was black?

802
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:09,839
Speaker 3: Doug didn't live in a Doug didn't live.

803
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 1: Around white folks. That's why he's a patty a biracial.

804
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:15,080
Speaker 1: He's on Patty.

805
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:21,600
Speaker 4: Away, he said, He said, hey, baby, I know your

806
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:23,040
Speaker 4: dad in a wheelchair, but I'm trying to put you

807
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:23,319
Speaker 4: in one.

808
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 3: Two man, I'm going to tell you the fact that

809
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 3: you're not autistic is pretty impressive.

810
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 1: I don't know.

811
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:37,160
Speaker 3: I am. I am very autistic. Your memory by their

812
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:40,880
Speaker 3: first names, like that's not your memory is neuro diverg

813
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 3: I am autistic enough.

814
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:46,880
Speaker 1: Tell you record this is this is a nick, this

815
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:48,080
Speaker 1: is two nick characters.

816
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:50,799
Speaker 5: It is I'm going cousin Skeeter, though, you're going cousin

817
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 5: because the intro music was a song called Niggas.

818
00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 1: Yea and making good in there too. Oh yeah, take

819
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:13,439
Speaker 1: what you know? Whose running mate is gonna be? That's

820
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:24,399
Speaker 1: the card Skeeter. Who's who's Skeeter? Valentine's running mate? Which

821
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:27,879
Speaker 1: is one of the great old Yes, that's a pretty

822
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:31,279
Speaker 1: good car. That's a pretty good card. I'm trying. I mean,

823
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,319
Speaker 1: I am sad track because I'm talking about what race

824
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:36,759
Speaker 1: Roger Klops was. Now. I don't want to say it.

825
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 1: He just I know what it is, and I don't

826
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:46,200
Speaker 1: know that it was a good choice by the creators.

827
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:49,520
Speaker 3: I got you, Yeah, I hear it, see it and remember, Yeah,

828
00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:53,920
Speaker 3: let's just say it's a group of people who like

829
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:56,800
Speaker 3: the Ramones that you wouldn't expect to like the Ramones.

830
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was a choice to make him green.

831
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 1: So who we got? Who? You'll go? Cousin Skeeter or

832
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:16,240
Speaker 1: a Skeeter Valentine. Skeeter the claps, You're going cousin Skeeter.

833
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:18,320
Speaker 1: You're going with Skeeter Valentine.

834
00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 4: You called me autistic, so I am going to go

835
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 4: with the autistic character. Skeeter Vallance, Skeeter Valentine.

836
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:29,239
Speaker 1: Damn, I worry. I worry about poor Skeeter Valentine with

837
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 1: his Tourette syndrome so pronounced.

838
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 3: He was constantly honking, if you'll remember, in every conversation

839
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:41,240
Speaker 3: he was skeating and honking.

840
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 1: Hey yeah everywhere. Yeah, he was banging on the trash.

841
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:53,759
Speaker 1: And I'm not here.

842
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:59,279
Speaker 3: I'm not saying I'm not saying that that can't be presidential,

843
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:02,400
Speaker 3: but I do worry about the response from the public.

844
00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:05,200
Speaker 3: I don't know that we've reached a point where we

845
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:07,879
Speaker 3: we still make fun of Joe for his stutter. There

846
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:11,239
Speaker 3: where there's a violence, there's a violence inside of us

847
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:13,759
Speaker 3: the general public that I think we haven't worked through.

848
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:16,400
Speaker 3: And I think at the end of the day, I

849
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:21,279
Speaker 3: don't know you. I just don't know that we're ready

850
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:23,240
Speaker 3: for a skeeter president.

851
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:24,719
Speaker 1: She said, we ain't ready for a blue man in

852
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:28,840
Speaker 1: the White House. I'm not proud of it. It's not

853
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:31,120
Speaker 1: It's not me Grey.

854
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 3: We're calling upon you because we have we have new merch.

855
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:46,440
Speaker 3: We have very exciting merch that we are now selling

856
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 3: and it's it's fucking great.

857
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:51,800
Speaker 1: We love it so much. Just sleek, it's sexy.

858
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 3: Come on, you want to tell them what we have?

859
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:57,080
Speaker 1: Yeah. We have three different types of hats, which is

860
00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:01,319
Speaker 1: really fun. We have a two tone hat Alien Dad hat,

861
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:04,520
Speaker 1: the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then we have

862
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:07,240
Speaker 1: the enameled pen with the alien who has a coofie

863
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:09,200
Speaker 1: on it since my mama told me. And then we

864
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 1: have t shirts that say proud little Mama, which is

865
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:12,799
Speaker 1: who you are.

866
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:15,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my

867
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:19,520
Speaker 3: mama told me dot merch table dot com. It's a

868
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:22,520
Speaker 3: brand new name, but it's the same old merch. And

869
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:24,320
Speaker 3: we would love for you to get some if you

870
00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:27,200
Speaker 3: haven't got it already, and we want you to have

871
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:32,799
Speaker 3: all the sweet stuff, so get it. Okay, We got

872
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 3: questions if y'all have questions that you want to ask,

873
00:55:35,719 --> 00:55:38,160
Speaker 3: if you want to raise your hands and shit, okay,

874
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:38,920
Speaker 3: hell yeah.

875
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:44,320
Speaker 1: Please, we'll see you again. He was in Dallas and

876
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:50,560
Speaker 1: in La last time in Houston. Leave us the goddamn alone.

877
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:57,919
Speaker 1: It's too much. He clearly has money. The man has

878
00:55:57,960 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 1: a grill flying.

879
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:06,759
Speaker 4: Oh he's talk me McKenny. Oh, there's a thank you.

880
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:12,959
Speaker 4: It's a small talent. Hold on, time about, Time about.

881
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:15,320
Speaker 4: He asked you where's the man from the Hours of

882
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:16,720
Speaker 4: Forever on MTV.

883
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:20,239
Speaker 1: That's the only time they let me out that room.

884
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 1: Keeping us trapped for years, y'all, but keep us trapped. Yeah, question, yeah, okay, okay.

885
00:56:34,719 --> 00:56:37,200
Speaker 1: Let's people have been saying that they think it's fake.

886
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:42,760
Speaker 1: It is real. I'm scared. You should preface what Carlos

887
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:45,799
Speaker 1: Sex is for the entire audience. We have a black

888
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:56,120
Speaker 1: Hebrew Israelite named Carlo Sex's. Most recently, he threatened to

889
00:56:56,280 --> 00:57:00,960
Speaker 1: expose me and Langston Langston for being gay, yes, of course,

890
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:03,840
Speaker 1: and me for being a white man inside of a

891
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:07,239
Speaker 1: black man's suit. Both things could be true.

892
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 3: So some sort of mech something never denied gundom, some

893
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:13,320
Speaker 3: sort of a racial gundom.

894
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:14,440
Speaker 1: Okay, all right.

895
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:17,560
Speaker 4: And he said you were gay, which okay, I can

896
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:22,280
Speaker 4: bring word back from gay Twitter. We've been trying and work, bro.

897
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:24,000
Speaker 1: I have seen that online.

898
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:27,160
Speaker 3: We talked at that episode of Insecure. We said, come

899
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:34,760
Speaker 3: come out is there and we ain't. I have seen

900
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:39,960
Speaker 3: more than a few buttholes send them wide open to me,

901
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:44,240
Speaker 3: and that when I sent him a text said.

902
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:49,200
Speaker 1: And I just hearted it. I didn't give up.

903
00:57:52,240 --> 00:58:01,760
Speaker 4: He said, when you hear and now, I wouldn't get Twitter.

904
00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:04,280
Speaker 4: Whenever gay Twitter sees him. The first thing he says,

905
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:07,880
Speaker 4: they go, Molly, you dumb bitch. That's the first thing.

906
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:08,320
Speaker 1: I've seen it.

907
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:11,360
Speaker 3: I can't believe you lick your lips on the internet

908
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:14,040
Speaker 3: ever anymore because they go crazy.

909
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:16,720
Speaker 1: Second thing that all of gates twitur does go listen

910
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:18,480
Speaker 1: if you ever want to.

911
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:25,600
Speaker 3: For your over young man and that that wasn't even

912
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:32,720
Speaker 3: the question. Uh, I don't know Leicester straight.

913
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:36,600
Speaker 1: Carlos sex is real. He hasn't written in a while though, No,

914
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:38,880
Speaker 1: he hasn't been writing yet. Check up on him. Uh,

915
00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:40,840
Speaker 1: don't put him.

916
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,320
Speaker 3: Good thing is he's gonna write all of those mean

917
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:48,960
Speaker 3: things back to me. Oh my god, you had your

918
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:53,640
Speaker 3: your daughter Langston. Also, black people love being named Carlos.

919
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:58,320
Speaker 3: My god, I was saying you that I was up

920
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:01,320
Speaker 3: what you tail girls?

921
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:08,280
Speaker 1: My name Colin? But yeah, all the whoa some hands?

922
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:12,080
Speaker 3: We we did ah before we get to that, we

923
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:15,960
Speaker 3: did a poll on the podcast recently about whether Carlos

924
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:18,720
Speaker 3: when you hear it, the first thought is whether it's

925
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:20,880
Speaker 3: a black person or a Latino person.

926
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:25,120
Speaker 1: H and Bori believes it's it's a black person. First

927
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:29,600
Speaker 1: by round of applause.

928
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:31,680
Speaker 3: If you think it's a black person when you first

929
00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:33,960
Speaker 3: hear the name Carlos, clap your hands.

930
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:42,440
Speaker 1: I looked around yesterday. Can I can I ask the

931
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:48,400
Speaker 1: question that is loaded? How was Carlos spelled for? How

932
00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:49,720
Speaker 1: many up?

933
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:58,080
Speaker 4: How many apostrophes are we putting in the carloslos okay.

934
00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:01,440
Speaker 1: Round of applause. If it's a Latino person, Yeah, you go.

935
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:04,760
Speaker 1: That's where I'm at. Carlos. Yeah, okay, maybe it's a

936
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 1: regional thing. I don't know. I was fake Cuban growing

937
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:07,400
Speaker 1: up to.

938
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:16,160
Speaker 3: A fake Cuban named Carlos. Thinkga lied about being a sandwich.

939
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:20,560
Speaker 3: Uh you had you had your hand up, I believe.

940
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:29,760
Speaker 1: Yeah. Hey yeah, woa give it up her birthday? Yeah

941
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:30,520
Speaker 1: that was nice.

942
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:34,400
Speaker 3: My name is Joshua Stevens of What the Funnel.

943
01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:39,000
Speaker 1: I've been posting about my phone cakes to specific yeah,

944
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:45,040
Speaker 1: black owned vegan, helly, bring any for us to try

945
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:49,360
Speaker 1: here on the Shark Tank. Bring him up here? Whoa nigga?

946
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:57,640
Speaker 1: I'm out already. I would love to get everybody to

947
01:00:57,720 --> 01:00:58,560
Speaker 1: try my phone cakes.

948
01:00:58,600 --> 01:00:59,720
Speaker 3: They have no.

949
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:12,920
Speaker 1: Whoa from Jim Jones Shire. We all die like no, no, no,

950
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 1: full disclosure. He's plucking with you. I want to try.

951
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:24,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tryst for sure. He's gonna eat your cakes, man.

952
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:34,840
Speaker 1: Oh boyna. They gotta fly home together, man, and I'm

953
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:39,760
Speaker 1: gonna watch, thank you, thank you for that. I'm gonna

954
01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:40,440
Speaker 1: eat it after this.

955
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:44,640
Speaker 3: Yes, please, I think I think we have time for

956
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:48,800
Speaker 3: maybe two one. We have time for one more, so yes, please.

957
01:01:56,560 --> 01:02:06,480
Speaker 1: Maybe gonna keep my job with you A carpet store

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Speaker 1: crashy burned up here.

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01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:20,560
Speaker 4: Oh Jesus, Okay, the actual rumor is, I can say it,

960
01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:25,760
Speaker 4: I'll say I'll sad. We found out down stairs that

961
01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:28,000
Speaker 4: drink actually is a lesbian and now.

962
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:31,000
Speaker 1: This is true, And so y'all have been being mean

963
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:34,840
Speaker 1: to that stud and I hope I hope they y'all

964
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:42,840
Speaker 1: feel bad. Shame on you, that beautiful woman. Wowow listen.

965
01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:46,080
Speaker 4: But also also, uh, if you talk about Hollywood rumors,

966
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:47,600
Speaker 4: I will tell you the opposite of rumor.

967
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:50,200
Speaker 1: You can't get famous from sucking dick. I've been doing

968
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:54,440
Speaker 1: it for fun and it ain't. It don't work. You

969
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:57,080
Speaker 1: just meet a lot of people who work in edity.

970
01:02:57,400 --> 01:03:07,120
Speaker 1: Uh well, we ain't on top. That ain't no reason

971
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:12,200
Speaker 1: to do another round. Give it up for our guests,

972
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:18,560
Speaker 1: j Jarden and Stela Graham, everybody, this is This has

973
01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:20,640
Speaker 1: been the live episode. Tell them stuff I don't know.

974
01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:24,040
Speaker 1: This has been the live episode. You can find me

975
01:03:24,240 --> 01:03:29,200
Speaker 1: on Instagram. Cool guy jokes eighty seven. Didn't think the

976
01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:34,280
Speaker 1: platform was gonna last as long as you did. H

977
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:40,680
Speaker 1: I'm producing my own special. You can follow me back yeah, Patreon,

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01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:45,560
Speaker 1: dot com, backslash. David Bori is for free. I'm I'm funny. Yeah,

979
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:47,240
Speaker 1: we didn't talk about the end.

980
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:49,480
Speaker 3: Oh, we're gonna if you want to take pictures or

981
01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:52,000
Speaker 3: you want to buy merch from Olivia, We're gonna be

982
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:54,880
Speaker 3: out on the patio. Uh.

983
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:57,760
Speaker 1: You want to tell them shut up FU, suck, shut

984
01:03:57,840 --> 01:03:59,920
Speaker 1: the fuck up, fuck, shut the fuck up?

985
01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:04,800
Speaker 4: Fuck we do Uh tell them where they No, I

986
01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:10,160
Speaker 4: don't know how to play the If you bullies can

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01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:11,520
Speaker 4: be quiet for a second.

988
01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:11,800
Speaker 3: Uh.

989
01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:14,240
Speaker 1: Now, my name is Jay Jurden. You can find me

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01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:18,840
Speaker 1: online all over just at Jay Jorden. Uh. I'm on tour.

991
01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:21,440
Speaker 3: I'll come back to this beautiful place, hopefully when it's

992
01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:22,280
Speaker 3: less chaotic.

993
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:24,160
Speaker 1: But this has been nice. I'm happy.

994
01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:29,120
Speaker 3: I'm happy y'all came here and learned something. Hell yeah, Steve,

995
01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:32,120
Speaker 3: Steve love Brett. You can follow me on guess all

996
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:32,800
Speaker 3: social media.

997
01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:37,520
Speaker 1: If I'm on here. I don't know, keep watching m TV.

998
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:41,840
Speaker 1: I guess I like that word clapping for people's instagrams that.

999
01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:46,760
Speaker 4: Has been excavated from the inside out. That's all we got.

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Speaker 3: And follow me on LENSI German and if you want to,

1001
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Speaker 3: if you want to send us your own drops, your

1002
01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:54,520
Speaker 3: own conspiracy theories, if you want to tell us what

1003
01:04:54,720 --> 01:04:58,240
Speaker 3: your industry secrets are about. Drake and Kendrick send it

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Speaker 3: all to my mama pod at gmail dot come. And

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Speaker 3: that's the whole shebang. By bitch, something's going on.

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Speaker 1: Can smell yo big. The government brown babies, my grow

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Speaker 1: chips and your babies a Kuala bears are racist.

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Speaker 3: The hostal layers, host the money, frships and many turkey stuff.

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