Speaker 1: Somebody's fots for boys plays for no pay. Yay. These
Speaker 1: two boys will save two Bosters shows.
Speaker 2: Because they are in a serial reviewing Cereal is the
Speaker 2: Go and every day thing in a Cereal.
Speaker 1: Boat thinking some new ones. That's boat.
Speaker 2: It's the serial serial. It's the serial Cereal. It's the
Speaker 2: serial series, serial show, the Cereal Deer Show, the Cereal
Speaker 2: Dealer Show.
Speaker 3: This is the Cereal Dealer Show.
Speaker 4: Hello there, It's Wednesday, July eighth, and this is Serial Killers,
Speaker 4: Episode one, twenty three. Andrew say, hello, Hi of Scotti BA,
Speaker 4: New York. That's Andrew down there at the Jersey show
Speaker 4: or very swanky. And since Andrew's on vacation and I'm
Speaker 4: not at the radio station. I mean I am, but
Speaker 4: I'm not because the show is off for two weeks
Speaker 4: the big show. Does that make sense?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: So what we thought that we would do? Andrew's like,
Speaker 4: I didn't agree to anything. What are you about to say? Well,
Speaker 4: here's here's what I think we're gonna do. Since we're
Speaker 4: kind of in best of mode, We're gonna go back back, way.
Speaker 1: Back as when we're not even like a legacy show.
Speaker 3: Yes, we're a legacy show.
Speaker 4: So what we're gonna do right now is we're gonna
Speaker 4: replay for you, since you probably haven't heard it unless
Speaker 4: you're a long time listener, the very first episode of
Speaker 4: serial Killers, uncut, unedited, and we're just gonna roll it
Speaker 4: out because for some reason, Andrew screwed something up and
Speaker 4: you can't get it anymore. You can't find it. It
Speaker 4: starts with episode three if you go looking for the episodes.
Speaker 4: So here's from May of twenty nineteen, the very very
Speaker 4: first episode of serial Killers. And you know that one
Speaker 4: of these cereals, I believe we did banana cream frosted
Speaker 4: flakes no longer made. Disgusting, no longer made. So here's
Speaker 4: our review of Banana cream frosted Flakes and was it tricks?
Speaker 4: I don't even remember what was the first episode. I
Speaker 4: think it was banana cream frosted flakes and tricks?
Speaker 3: Is that right?
Speaker 4: I'm asking the wrong person, you know. I'm starting to
Speaker 4: forget my kids too, ones that are over a year old.
Speaker 4: I don't freaking know them.
Speaker 1: You need to throw away the cereal. It's been there
Speaker 1: for a year. That's disgusting. There's probably roaches in the boxes.
Speaker 4: No, but it's a very impressive display. Look behind me,
Speaker 4: it's really not all right. Episode number one, Serial Killers
Speaker 4: from May of twenty nineteen. Oh wait, before I play that,
Speaker 4: just so you know, well, no, I just want to
Speaker 4: let you know there's going to be a brand new
Speaker 4: episode on Monday. Today's Wednesday. Wait till Monday. Brand new
Speaker 4: episode will come in with episode one twenty four and
Speaker 4: it will be brand new. Please follow us serial Killers
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Speaker 4: what is it?
Speaker 3: Podcast? Things? Cool? Roll it? Andrew.
Speaker 1: This is Serial Killers.
Speaker 4: Episode one. So welcome to the first edition of Serial Killers.
Speaker 3: I'm Scottie B. That's Andrew over there.
Speaker 1: Hi. Hi.
Speaker 3: The problem is I already ate my cereal for the day.
Speaker 1: Oh Scott, we already know you could have seconds. Well,
Speaker 1: so I.
Speaker 4: Just had a ball of Special k Chalcolate Delight cereal
Speaker 4: before we start.
Speaker 1: I think that what we should do is explain what
Speaker 1: this podcast is going to be doing.
Speaker 3: Oh I guess you know. I'm kind of jumping the
Speaker 3: gun here, so you're not going to explain it?
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, Well see it's Serial Killers, but it's with
Speaker 4: a C. That's this kind of cereal sound effects. So
Speaker 4: what Andrew and I are going to be doing is
Speaker 4: every week we'll be reviewing two cereals. I would like
Speaker 4: to review a classic cereal and a new cereal.
Speaker 1: Yees.
Speaker 4: So before we get started, Andrew, what's your favorite cereal
Speaker 4: of all time?
Speaker 1: That's a really hard one, Scott. You know, I'm really
Speaker 1: a Rice Crispy Treats fan. Rice Krispy treat cereal is
Speaker 1: one of my favorites. You can only find it at Walmart.
Speaker 1: It's in the purple box.
Speaker 3: That's actually not true at all. We'll go on.
Speaker 1: See, this is why we've created this podcast, so you
Speaker 1: could educate me on my cereal knowledge. I'm also a
Speaker 1: very big fan of corn pops and frosted flakes.
Speaker 4: Just plain old blue box frosted flakes, plain old blue box,
Speaker 4: not this yellow box over here of limited edition banana
Speaker 4: cream frosted no no.
Speaker 1: And see, this is what's going to happen in this
Speaker 1: podcast is I'm going to be able to try things
Speaker 1: like banana cream, and I feel like our listeners will say, wow,
Speaker 1: I enjoy his critique on said cereal or try some.
Speaker 1: You violently threw that at me.
Speaker 3: And then you do it again.
Speaker 1: I will smack you in the face.
Speaker 4: But you caught it. You're you're a great catch. Let's
Speaker 4: let's see what andrew. Well, do we need milk? Like
Speaker 4: this is all new. I don't know what's going on here, Like,
Speaker 4: do we pourt it?
Speaker 1: A all?
Speaker 3: I do have milk?
Speaker 1: We need cover?
Speaker 3: Right, hold on, I'll give you.
Speaker 1: While he's doing this, I'll critique the cereal just based
Speaker 1: off of texture. Okay, so it smells decent, I'll give
Speaker 1: frosted flakes banana cream.
Speaker 3: That what you smell like.
Speaker 1: Kind of just smells like frosted flakes.
Speaker 3: Okay, here's okay, thank you.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that on a frosted flakes box it
Speaker 1: says frosted flakes and then in very small letters of corn.
Speaker 4: Yes it does, I know, because they're flakes of corn
Speaker 4: and they're frosted. Does it say they are great on there?
Speaker 1: No, it's just as limited dish. Okay, let's go in.
Speaker 1: Let's go in wine. Two. Oh god, no, no, that
Speaker 1: is foul. No, no, no, no no. So you're saying no, no, nough.
Speaker 1: This gets a giant no, and I'll tell you why wait,
Speaker 1: these really are gross.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It tastes like a meringue, but like in crunch form,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to crunchy meringue. That just sounds
Speaker 1: nasty to me.
Speaker 4: It just I gotta be honest. It tastes very artificial
Speaker 4: and sweet. And I don't know who's coughing.
Speaker 3: Diamond.
Speaker 4: We welcome Dive into the rooms you're sitting in our
Speaker 4: first episode. I mean, my problem is I don't like
Speaker 4: banana flavored anything. Like I like a banana, but that's it.
Speaker 4: I don't like banana flavored anything.
Speaker 1: So are there banana other banana flavored cereals?
Speaker 3: You know what? Come to think of it, I can't
Speaker 3: think of any.
Speaker 4: So this is probably a cornering the mark it on
Speaker 4: Benea flavorite cereals. And this is why there's only one
Speaker 4: banana flavored circle because it's really not that good.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say it's a no for me.
Speaker 3: Okay, well this is going to be a very limited edition.
Speaker 3: Oh look on the.
Speaker 1: Back, there's what's our rating scale?
Speaker 3: Want to do five balls or five spoons?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, like five bowls?
Speaker 3: The five balls? Yeah, I could eat five balls, but
Speaker 3: not this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this gets This gets a one This gets a
Speaker 1: one bowl.
Speaker 4: This is definitely a one ball review of Callogg's frosted
Speaker 4: Flakes Banana Cream Limited limited editions.
Speaker 1: After taste of it, yeah, you like taste the frosted flake,
Speaker 1: but then it also leads like a chalky taste.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm tasting like. I didn't have it
Speaker 4: with milk, so right now I'm tasting that like that
Speaker 4: artificial Yes, the artificial aftertaste like that. One time my
Speaker 4: wife she tried to make she tried to make brownies
Speaker 4: with stevia, and she tried to fool me. And it
Speaker 4: was good as soon as I ate it, but after I.
Speaker 3: Was like, what the hell is this? You get that?
Speaker 4: You get that artificial taste after So I'm gonna yeah,
Speaker 4: there's definitely not to oh, honey nut frosted flakes.
Speaker 1: Maybe I would like honey nut.
Speaker 4: All right, So we'll get in there next. But okay,
Speaker 4: so this is a new Cereal. Let's break into the
Speaker 4: classic Cereal vault.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is great. Oh my god, I love tricks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna go with good old fashion, Oh classic tricks.
Speaker 1: They brought back the shapes and.
Speaker 4: They're back six fruity colors because I remember for a bit,
Speaker 4: for a bit, they took all the artificial coloring out, Yeah,
Speaker 4: and they just used natural flavorings to color the stuff.
Speaker 4: And but it was nice or natural colors or whatever
Speaker 4: it is. But people didn't like it because they were
Speaker 4: very dull looking, yeah, and just didn't taste quite the same.
Speaker 1: Tricks are known for the shapes. You get rid of
Speaker 1: the shapes, what do you actually have?
Speaker 3: Look how bright they are.
Speaker 1: It seems like members of the Morning Show have also
Speaker 1: enjoyed it because there's none left the box.
Speaker 4: The problem is is we cannot have these why because
Speaker 4: tricks are for kids.
Speaker 1: Okay, I want to die.
Speaker 3: Our listeners have dropped off exponentially. Good thing.
Speaker 1: This is recorded and we can't see them dropping off.
Speaker 3: Here's some trick. Do you want milk or just play tricks?
Speaker 1: You got to have tricks of milk?
Speaker 3: You can you use the same spoon as the banana
Speaker 3: tainted it?
Speaker 1: No, I'll get over it.
Speaker 3: And we used skim milk.
Speaker 4: By the way, every once in a while, I'll do
Speaker 4: one percent what I just.
Speaker 1: Got the taste of the banana. Okay, this is like
Speaker 1: no tricks. You gave me no tricks.
Speaker 3: Well here, this is mostly milk because we're almost down
Speaker 3: to the tricks dust. Oh we don't slur.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, tricks, tricks is tricks is that's that
Speaker 1: is good cereal? Silly rabbit, Are you just going to
Speaker 1: keep making bad cereals? I can't wait for a lucky Charms.
Speaker 3: I love it. You know, it just brings me back
Speaker 3: to when I was a kid.
Speaker 4: I was not allowed to have sugar cereals, so like,
Speaker 4: we should just have rice crispies. And I would dump
Speaker 4: in a tire sugar bowl into the rice crispies and
Speaker 4: it was delicious.
Speaker 3: But I remember going away to camp, yeah, and they
Speaker 3: had tricks there, so it was only like I was
Speaker 3: only about to have it in the summertime.
Speaker 1: On summer camp.
Speaker 3: My mom didn't know that I was having sugar cereal.
Speaker 3: My teeth were gonna fall out.
Speaker 1: This is delicious. You can't go wrong with tricks. Did
Speaker 1: you joke on the tricks?
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm liking you.
Speaker 3: I have no idea of the balls went down my throat.
Speaker 1: This is why you had to switch back to the
Speaker 1: shapes tricks. I thought you switched back.
Speaker 4: You know that people like the like the round circles
Speaker 4: balls better. Right, Well, hey, you know classic cereal tricks.
Speaker 3: Can't beat it.
Speaker 1: I love classic tricks.
Speaker 3: Now, should we have a different scale for the classic cereals?
Speaker 1: No, No, this gets a five because there are some
Speaker 1: classic cereals I don't like. Okay, like, if you if
Speaker 1: you're going to give me like a like, what's a
Speaker 1: classic cereal name one raisin bran, that's gonna get like
Speaker 1: a two or three bowls to me?
Speaker 3: Well, because you don't really like raisin bran.
Speaker 1: Diamond, just diamond. What do you think of our first
Speaker 1: episicide Diamond?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, well.
Speaker 4: I guess this is our first and last episode of
Speaker 4: serial Killers. Oh wait, we have to rate the tricks tricks.
Speaker 1: I'll I'm giving this four bowls. I save my five
Speaker 1: for it's got to be like top tier cereal freaking awesome. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I knows.
Speaker 1: Maybe there will be like a special edition of a
Speaker 1: cereal that I find to be really good and it's
Speaker 1: a newer cereal. You're like, okay, Cookie Crisp. Yeah, might
Speaker 1: have to give that five stars.
Speaker 4: We'll get there. We'll get there today though. Okay, we
Speaker 4: can only do two. We only have enough time to
Speaker 4: do two boxes of cereal.
Speaker 1: Imagine this podcast gets really big, and then we could
Speaker 1: get like the artists that come in to eat cereal
Speaker 1: with us, yes, or other members of the morning show
Speaker 1: to eat cereal with me.
Speaker 4: Could but the problem is we'll never get a serial
Speaker 4: sponsor because if we shit all over their cereal, they're
Speaker 4: not gonna want to.
Speaker 1: You know, Well, Kellogg's needs to know something. Okay, I
Speaker 1: love frosted flakes, Plane, but you messed up when you
Speaker 1: made frosted flakes with banana cream flavor, Just saying, how
Speaker 1: did you.
Speaker 3: Describe it that one time?
Speaker 4: Like someone was sitting in a boarder room that was like,
Speaker 4: remember you're like you're like like the CEO son was like,
Speaker 4: just come up with something and I'll make it.
Speaker 1: I think. So like they literally hired somebody's son who
Speaker 1: for some reason wound up in a boardroom and he
Speaker 1: was like banana cream and they couldn't say no, and
Speaker 1: then they went through with this awful idea.
Speaker 4: Well, I love Callogg's, I love all cereal brands. I
Speaker 4: mean I don't love one more than the other. And
Speaker 4: then again, I do love General Mills the best because
Speaker 4: they have box tops.
Speaker 1: Your cereal knowledge is what's really going to make this podcast.
Speaker 3: I have lots of s I know you do.
Speaker 1: That's why it's going to make it. It's like I
Speaker 1: get to enjoy the cereal and I get a history
Speaker 1: lesson as well.
Speaker 4: Oh that's good. Well see, okay, so back to the tricks.
Speaker 4: I'm going to give it three balls and a spoon,
Speaker 4: so three, I feel.
Speaker 1: If we're not coming up with an actual stuff. It's
Speaker 1: three balls in a spoon, three and a half.
Speaker 3: I think, So yeah, well they will do that. That's
Speaker 3: three and a half.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, So I give mine four balls.
Speaker 3: You get four balls. I get three balls in the spoon.
Speaker 1: Then I give banana cream frosted flakes a half a
Speaker 1: spoon or.
Speaker 3: One spoon one spoon. Okay, I do that too, So
Speaker 3: it's a point five. It gets a spoon. We don't
Speaker 3: like it, no, okay? Now all right, Well we'll dip
Speaker 3: into the cereal vault again next week.
Speaker 1: Tweet us your serial request. Yeah, Andrew pug at Z Scotti, b.
Speaker 4: Right, and uh you know what, I pretty much have
Speaker 4: every cereal on the planet in my basement. So just
Speaker 4: let me know what you want us to review and
Speaker 4: we will.
Speaker 3: So you don't have to.
Speaker 1: I love this.
Speaker 3: Okay, well I think that was okay? How long?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Look, ten minutes.
Speaker 4: It's a ten minute podcast. That's all we need because
Speaker 4: people cannot listen any longer.
Speaker 1: But as we like go into serials, I feel like
Speaker 1: maybe we could get more in depth and maybe we'll
Speaker 1: have a longer episode. You don't know, yeah, okay, so
Speaker 1: right now, we just hope you enjoyed this episode and.
Speaker 4: Thanks for listening to the very very very first and
Speaker 4: maybe last episode of serial Killers with a C.
Speaker 1: Serial Killers with a seat. Yes, yes, yes, okay too.
Speaker 3: It's like, is this some kind of special goodbye we
Speaker 3: should have like crunch? I mean, I don't know, did.
Speaker 1: You say crunch?
Speaker 3: That's all right?
Speaker 1: Ready on the count of three, one, two, three, Crunch