Speaker 1: Two Teas and a Pod which Teddy Mellencamp and camera Judge.
Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas and
Speaker 2: a Pod with myself.
Speaker 3: Teddy Mellencamp, Tama judge.
Speaker 2: All right, we are talking about.
Speaker 3: Like this little poof poof woo.
Speaker 2: This is what happens when we only get half a
Speaker 2: cup of coffee before we start. No, okay, my God.
Speaker 3: Making sure we're all put together.
Speaker 2: We are talking about real Housewives of Beverly Hills. First,
Speaker 2: we're starting out with episode two.
Speaker 3: Well, I met at Beverly Hills housewife last night.
Speaker 2: Oh Jennifer Tilly, Oh I love her.
Speaker 3: She was so sweet and so kind, and she says
Speaker 3: she listens to our podcast and she's so rich. Simpson's
Speaker 3: rich Simpsons.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So it starts out where Kyle and Durit
Speaker 2: continue their argument at Sutton's party. Duret is upset what
Speaker 2: Kyle said on her Amazon Prime dur felt like Kyle
Speaker 2: was downplaying their friendship, and then Kyle said that because
Speaker 2: Dree ranked Kyle last when she ranked the Richard sisters
Speaker 2: at Bravo Kan then Durite says it was a joke.
Speaker 2: Kyle was also upset that Durite said, Kyle turns the
Speaker 2: tears on for attention.
Speaker 3: I feel like we're going to see this clip from
Speaker 3: Bravo Khan and every episode, all seventeen episodes this season,
Speaker 3: we're going to be seeing.
Speaker 2: That, Yeah, flashback, listen now. I remember the clip now
Speaker 2: because I've seen it thirty two times by the time
Speaker 2: we're only But I.
Speaker 3: Do I when I watch a clip, I feel like
Speaker 3: it was just a joke.
Speaker 2: Well, now that I saw the clip episode one, I
Speaker 2: just went off like memory and so I couldn't really
Speaker 2: remember the context. And then when you see when she
Speaker 2: spills the water and she says that it is a joke.
Speaker 2: But I think what my assumption is is clearly there's
Speaker 2: a lot bigger issues.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. What's a big issue. It was
Speaker 3: so annoying at that party to see guests they're filming
Speaker 3: as they were with their iPhones, as they were filming
Speaker 3: the show. I'm surprised that cameras like panned in on
Speaker 3: somebody that was like whoo, Like, if guys, if you're
Speaker 3: invited to a housewife party.
Speaker 2: Don't film, don't film.
Speaker 3: So annoying.
Speaker 2: But also if you're invited to a housewife party and
Speaker 2: you're not being filmed. Their torture.
Speaker 3: They are torture. You go to find something to do,
Speaker 3: they're like, excuse me, ma'am, get out of my way.
Speaker 3: We're filming a show here. Therefore, I know. And those
Speaker 3: people like get glam done. They pick an outfit and
Speaker 3: they're like, excuse me, can you step to the side
Speaker 3: place nobody wants to see your face?
Speaker 2: Then jer thinks Kyle was mad at what Durit said,
Speaker 2: and watch what Happens Live. Durit said the closer Kyle
Speaker 2: got to Morgan, the further she got from Dreid. After this,
Speaker 2: Kyle didn't speak to her for months.
Speaker 3: Is that a reason to get mad at somebody? Do
Speaker 3: you think that's really the reason why? Or is Dey
Speaker 3: just pulling that out of well.
Speaker 2: I don't think they when not filming, or when they
Speaker 2: were doing double dates with their husbands. I don't think
Speaker 2: they spent very much time together.
Speaker 3: So you don't think that Kyle's downplaying her friendship with Dreit.
Speaker 3: I think that because what I see is on TV,
Speaker 3: So I don't you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I mean, I see Kyle multiple times a week. I
Speaker 2: never once is she like unless she's filming, She's like
Speaker 2: where's dere Yeah, like yeah, like it's that's not necessarily happening.
Speaker 2: Nor do I think Duret's like reaching out like, hey,
Speaker 2: let's hang out, let's get together, like Dureed is if
Speaker 2: you think you're an introvert, a home boughty like is
Speaker 2: not like to out and about like it's yea, I don't.
Speaker 3: I'm all for that and clearly stay home all the time.
Speaker 2: Just likes, you know, ripping down SIGs and Kyle's on
Speaker 2: into working out. Like things are a little different where
Speaker 2: they are in their life.
Speaker 3: Different lifestyles right now, but they're both going through the
Speaker 3: same thing. That's what's so frustrating is like they could
Speaker 3: be bonding over this, but instead they're fighting over it.
Speaker 3: And then you have the guys PK and Mauricio like
Speaker 3: browing it out.
Speaker 2: Well, I think I've never necessarily understood when they are
Speaker 2: super close because they're one of them is kind of
Speaker 2: always digging at the other.
Speaker 3: So they just don't like each other.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think they must like each other because.
Speaker 3: They keep filming the same show together. Yeah, Well, if
Speaker 3: it wasn't for the show, they'd never see each other again.
Speaker 2: Basically maybe I don't know. Well, I think they've recently
Speaker 2: seen one another off not.
Speaker 3: I just feel like the clips that we're seeing of
Speaker 3: them complaining about the other one is not enough to
Speaker 3: make them not like each other.
Speaker 2: Like Tamra does that shit to me every days?
Speaker 3: I try to piss you off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kyle tells her to give her grace. Dree says
Speaker 2: grace time is over. Dur says she needs to have
Speaker 2: a voice and is no longer that girl we've seen
Speaker 2: the past two years. Do I appreciate that Durit is
Speaker 2: bringing it? Yes, but Durie, You've always had a voice.
Speaker 2: You never stop talking.
Speaker 3: Yes, she is long winded. Her and Eddie could sit
Speaker 3: in a room and they could talk, Oh my god,
Speaker 3: forever ever. And I'm like this, bullet points, bullet points,
Speaker 3: what was it?
Speaker 2: What was Erica's quote back in the day? Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: but you say dumb shit?
Speaker 3: I say, yeah, everybody else's shit is dumb.
Speaker 2: But I do appreciate Dured's effort. Because Christ's time is over.
Speaker 3: Kyle, I am.
Speaker 2: I am done, and I am pissed, and I don't
Speaker 2: care if I have to bring my kid, my friends
Speaker 2: through the mud.
Speaker 3: But do you feel like people have to walk on
Speaker 3: eggshells around Kyle when it comes to the Morgan stuff.
Speaker 2: No, I feel like it boils down to Kyle doesn't
Speaker 2: think Duried's loyal, and Durie thinks Kyle is trying to
Speaker 2: get her off the show. Oh come on, well, I mean,
Speaker 2: I think that's what she's trying to think.
Speaker 3: Like, well, I can tell you I speak from experience.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 3: I speak from experience. When you've been on the show
Speaker 3: for a long time, certain people want you off the
Speaker 3: show so they can be top dog. Ain't gonna fucking happen.
Speaker 2: But I don't think Kyle would want to read off
Speaker 2: the show. I remember the Oh there's been multiple years
Speaker 2: where it's rumored that Dreid's not going to be back.
Speaker 2: And I know that Kyle was always an advocate for
Speaker 2: wanting her right.
Speaker 3: I always want what's best for the show, even if
Speaker 3: I can't stand that person. I'm like, yeah, but it's good.
Speaker 3: It gives us content.
Speaker 2: But I know Ile likes to read.
Speaker 3: I just, oh, yeah, it looks like it.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean I think it's a little bit rough.
Speaker 2: But then Kyle and Sutton meet up. Kyle talks about
Speaker 2: how everything between her and Moe is fifty to fifty.
Speaker 2: Kyle says that agency is also hers and books and interviews.
Speaker 2: Mo has credited his business to his wife. Sutton says
Speaker 2: she doesn't see Moe's book uses evidence and divorce court
Speaker 2: it might. Sutton says men do not like parting with
Speaker 2: their money, which she learned from her marriage. Sutton tells
Speaker 2: Kyle that she needs to file. She thinks Kyle needs
Speaker 2: to go talk to an attorney quickly. Do you agree
Speaker 2: with Sutton's advice?
Speaker 3: You know, it was the scene with Kyle Emeriicio was
Speaker 3: very telling. She thought that, you know, you could see
Speaker 3: in her voice that possibility of reconcile, right, and he
Speaker 3: was just sitting there like, oh yeah, laugh. But he
Speaker 3: got that apartment for six months and got it fully
Speaker 3: furnished and bought the furniture. And I felt like she
Speaker 3: her face was just like he ain't coming back.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that was necessarily her face. I
Speaker 2: think we have to also go back in time and
Speaker 2: remember how Mo always has been on camera like he's.
Speaker 3: Like one of most Like is he laughs like this
Speaker 3: is his nervous energy kind of thing.
Speaker 2: Well, no, I think like most men. I think Eddie
Speaker 2: does it. I think Edwin's Doll, I think does it
Speaker 2: where they're not fully listening to what you're saying, and
Speaker 2: then it's like yeah, yeah, oh yeah, and you're like, no,
Speaker 2: I told you something, sad. Oh oh that's horrible. So
Speaker 2: I think that's kind of what's happening. But I do
Speaker 2: think that Moe and Kyle are good representative.
Speaker 3: Of divorce, of separated duration done well, Hancock Park bitches.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I get it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Then they go in the backyard and she has slippers
Speaker 2: for them to put on. A fucking course she does like,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: What, well, there's nothing when you you're all dressed up
Speaker 3: and they're like, take your shoes off, please.
Speaker 2: Oh I pour Durie's outfit.
Speaker 3: I was like, And then to read how many times
Speaker 3: she comments on what she's wearing, Well, my Chanel shoes
Speaker 3: have Had I known, I would have worn the Payless
Speaker 3: shoe source ones like I'm so mad, Oh my god,
Speaker 3: I tripped because of my Chanelle jeans. They're too long.
Speaker 3: I don't ever hear her say the gap. No, Well,
Speaker 3: I mean what about my gat pants? My Target sweats
Speaker 3: are falling off my poshmark. But my poshmark I bought
Speaker 3: from Tamra. He may, he may, bet she may. But
Speaker 3: Erica is truly playing the peacekeeper this season.
Speaker 2: Well, she's definitely, you know. Erica sees where Dee and
Speaker 2: Kyle are both coming from. Then Kyle and Sutton continue
Speaker 2: their conversation. Kyle says she went into a conversation calm
Speaker 2: and Durit did not come off like that. Kyle feels
Speaker 2: a lack of trust from Durt and feels she is
Speaker 2: oblivious towards anyone else's feelings about her own.
Speaker 3: Well, I also feel like Kyle's not used to Doreat
Speaker 3: fighting like that. So every time you see Kyle, she's like, huh.
Speaker 2: This is what I They have been fighting like you.
Speaker 3: I go back in Durit is like unhinged this season.
Speaker 3: Well not today, Kyle, not to you know what that.
Speaker 2: I mean, We've already said this, but that looks like
Speaker 2: somebody that knows that they got to fucking pull their
Speaker 2: weight to be kept on a show, and they're in
Speaker 2: the middle of a potential not.
Speaker 3: Going to disagree, but I'm here for it. I'm just
Speaker 3: hoping she gets so much shit that they'll start leaving
Speaker 3: me alone.
Speaker 2: I don't think Art's gonna get a bunch of shit.
Speaker 3: It's actually going the opposite way. It's they're going after Kyle.
Speaker 3: It's kind of like the me and Shannon thing. I
Speaker 3: thought for sure, like I'm just over here paying my
Speaker 3: taxes and staying at home and doing all these things,
Speaker 3: and and I'm the bad one. You just sounded like, oh,
Speaker 3: ed that delate, delate, delate, delate, And I'm the bad
Speaker 3: I'm the bad one. Who is this fucking podcast? I'm
Speaker 3: going on? Why do I have to go on his show?
Speaker 3: I don't even know who he is, just doing a favor.
Speaker 2: His name, His name's Nick Viles.
Speaker 3: So I sat next to set next to Nati last
Speaker 3: night at the party. His wife, Yeah, and we were
Speaker 3: talking about that. She was laughing. She goes, we were
Speaker 3: just sitting there going, are you kidding me right now?
Speaker 3: I go, I love that you kept it in.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: My favorite thing is just how long they left it
Speaker 2: like they were not like sometimes that'll happen, you know
Speaker 2: when sometimes you hang up with somebody and then like
Speaker 2: they yeah, we saw it on OC with you. But
Speaker 2: then you're like, okay, hang up, but they're like, no,
Speaker 2: let's that's good, But also, who is Vicky talking to
Speaker 2: her boyfriend?
Speaker 3: Probably I would imagine.
Speaker 2: Durie says, in the past few years, p K would
Speaker 2: drink and when they fought, he would take off and
Speaker 2: be gone for weeks. She says, this is what the
Speaker 2: kids are used to. That made me sad.
Speaker 3: That is sad that they would get in fights and
Speaker 3: then he would leave and the kids are just used
Speaker 3: to that. But I'm assuming the kids didn't know they
Speaker 3: were fighting.
Speaker 2: I also kind of wonder how this is going to
Speaker 2: work long term, Like, yes, they are kids, and kids
Speaker 2: don't need to know every detail, but there's probably some
Speaker 2: form of like family therapy and discussions you can have
Speaker 2: with your kids so they're not blindsided.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm sure they're having those little mini discussions.
Speaker 3: I'm sure they have to. No, I don't know what
Speaker 3: is in the water in LA. I have all us
Speaker 3: all use all us.
Speaker 2: Well then cutting cutting, cutting, cutting, that's just a Kyle
Speaker 2: and Sutton combined. I like some cutting cutting seemed down.
Speaker 2: After she talked to her, Mauricio replaced a picture of
Speaker 2: him and Kyle with a picture of him and Emma Slater.
Speaker 3: Dick move, I mean and Dick move in the home
Speaker 3: office at their house that they still jointly own. Dick move.
Speaker 2: Erica says Tom had a picture of who he was
Speaker 2: effing underneath his desk. The passive aggressive PHOTOSWAP is a
Speaker 2: petty move.
Speaker 3: Petty it's a dick move. Yeah, I mean, like, go
Speaker 3: put it in your office at your agency. Don't do
Speaker 3: it at your house.
Speaker 2: Who needs who puts photos up anywhere?
Speaker 3: Framed one of their Dancing with the Stars partner Like, no,
Speaker 3: absolutely not.
Speaker 2: Then sudden, Erica and Kathy head to Kyle's house to
Speaker 2: surprise her. Kathy acts like she's an Amazon delivery driver
Speaker 2: at Kyle's gate.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Kathy, she's just like the gift that
Speaker 3: keeps going. I mean, she is just as Amazon. It's
Speaker 3: the guy in the brown outfit. No, that's ups Kathy.
Speaker 3: Oh okay on Amazon, and she's got a She's got
Speaker 3: a U haul box in her hands. I'm like, Kathy,
Speaker 3: I want to know where they got those pizza boxes.
Speaker 2: I also want to know, like Kyle really have no
Speaker 2: idea whole group was coming over.
Speaker 3: Well, she obviously knew she was filming because she was
Speaker 3: fiming with her daughter in the kitchen. I would assume
Speaker 3: they surprised her. Yeah, I think that that was authentic.
Speaker 3: But it's like not easy get into her house. No,
Speaker 3: well there's eighty two thousand dogs and a gate. Yeah, why,
Speaker 3: I mean you have to.
Speaker 2: Ring the gate.
Speaker 3: I'd be more afraid of the dogs.
Speaker 2: Kyle said she was crying looking at her wedding photos.
Speaker 2: Kathy tells Kyle that she looks like she could be
Speaker 2: Moe's daughter since he has aged Kathy a like when
Speaker 2: she's like acts out the lifting weights. But say what
Speaker 2: I mean, say what you want about Kyle. The way
Speaker 2: she handled this, yeah, shows like how much.
Speaker 3: She has respect for So it's yeah, no, I get that,
Speaker 3: and I didn't have that when I got divorce.
Speaker 2: But but I love when Kathy goes, oh you didn't
Speaker 2: want to hear that. I thought you would, like.
Speaker 3: I was gonna make her happy. And then Kathy's like,
Speaker 3: well you know that Mauricio he's been talking about Hilton Hiland, Like,
Speaker 3: oh God, here we go.
Speaker 2: And then you get it off your chest, Kathy. And
Speaker 2: then Mauricia's like yes, because then they showed the pictures
Speaker 2: of him like all ripped up, like he's like great,
Speaker 2: those guys.
Speaker 3: You might know the answer to this, what why do
Speaker 3: guys as soon as they separate start doing topless pictures
Speaker 3: of themselves in the gym to let.
Speaker 2: Them know first traps. I mean, page six did say
Speaker 2: that I was riding my peloton in a very sexual manner.
Speaker 3: Can you show me what you were doing?
Speaker 2: I mean, it's the same thing I've been doing since
Speaker 2: Peloton came out with my dad. Apparently now I'm giving
Speaker 2: a little extra thrust. They're like showing her tits off.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I've been showing these tits off since I
Speaker 2: bought them. Then, Kyle says she and Moh have respect
Speaker 2: for each other. He sent her flowers on Mother's Day.
Speaker 2: Sutton says she used to get flowers, but now she
Speaker 2: doesn't even get a text. Erica brings up how Sutton
Speaker 2: gets a monthly payment from her ex at three hundred
Speaker 2: and fifty thousand per month, so she should be happy
Speaker 2: with what she's got.
Speaker 3: I'd rather have that than flowers.
Speaker 2: I can buy myself flowers with three hundre in fifty
Speaker 2: thousand a month.
Speaker 3: Yeah, lots of flowers.
Speaker 2: Then PK and Jurite made up for dinner. Jurite says
Speaker 2: he doesn't realize how hurtful. It is when he says single, PK.
Speaker 3: Oh, he was like, look at my outfit. He was like,
Speaker 3: I got a new outfit and it ain't from Target.
Speaker 2: He's like, I got myself some mozimbic a new outfit,
Speaker 2: not jakin.
Speaker 3: Get it. Next, we're gonna see PK in the gym
Speaker 3: no shirt on.
Speaker 2: PK says he didn't know how bad he had this disease.
Speaker 2: He is clear on why they made the decision they did.
Speaker 2: PIK says they don't speak to each other nicely. He
Speaker 2: says if they spoke to the waiter anything like they
Speaker 2: spoke to each other, it.
Speaker 3: Would be maybe yipped out then U.
Speaker 2: P K says Durite was social, vibrant and busy, but
Speaker 2: it's not that anymore. He says, she became a different girl.
Speaker 2: I think that's code for once you got the show,
Speaker 2: you change.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because Jeff Lewis went on somebody's podcast or maybe
Speaker 3: it was his radio show, and he said that, he goes,
Speaker 3: I know her and I know him, and she's changed
Speaker 3: since the show, And I think that's what PK was
Speaker 3: trying to say when he said that, and I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying aesthetically because clearly, like we go all
Speaker 2: that time, I.
Speaker 3: Mean, we all changed throughout the years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, listen, and I'm hoping to change again.
Speaker 3: And I know I can't wait for my new look.
Speaker 3: I can't wait for my can you see me in
Speaker 3: season twenty seven, It's going to be a whole new me.
Speaker 2: But I do think when we go back and look
Speaker 2: at like when she first had her first bathing suit
Speaker 2: line and all that.
Speaker 3: Stuff, like just he kind of sounds a little jealous too,
Speaker 3: almost when he was talking about that, like you know,
Speaker 3: you got elevated and I was pushed down, and well,
Speaker 3: sounds like a you problem. PK.
Speaker 2: Well, he talks about how he will be there for
Speaker 2: her and says they will talk five times a day.
Speaker 2: P K says that they won't. PK says they need
Speaker 2: a break from the codependency.
Speaker 3: If I had to talk to anybody five times a day,
Speaker 3: I would die. Text text I people don't call me,
Speaker 3: just text me. I know when I see your phone call,
Speaker 3: it makes me not want to talk to you.
Speaker 2: My voicemail says, HI, you've reached Teddy. Please do not
Speaker 2: leave a message, send a text.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm going to do that. I'm going to do.
Speaker 2: That's good, that's yeah. And then if you can't get
Speaker 2: in touch with me, this is my assistants number.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't even listen to my voicemailse no.
Speaker 2: And then but this is the problem. If you don't
Speaker 2: listen to your voicemails, then you seem unhinged because then
Speaker 2: your voicemails full, and then you're like, what's wrong with
Speaker 2: this person? I just don't think to look at voicemails.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, just text me. Now we're getting to
Speaker 2: episode three. It starts back with Kathy and her props.
Speaker 2: Kathy is delivering suitcases with invitations in it for a
Speaker 2: weekend get away.
Speaker 3: Her sponsored box Lelian Bean. Right, is that what it was?
Speaker 3: Lily Bean? Lilian Bean is on it.
Speaker 2: The second that, like the press hit the media for me,
Speaker 2: a TM bag arrived, Well where's mine? I have no
Speaker 2: I'm saying I had new initials because my other one
Speaker 2: had TMA. All of a sudden, I get to this
Speaker 2: big package. I open it up and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, DM, you're on Lily Like, we already filed
Speaker 3: your divorce papers.
Speaker 2: Hi, it's Lillian Bean. We're handling things from now on.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, but Kathy is delivering the Lilian bean
Speaker 2: with invitations in it for the weekend get away. Kyle
Speaker 2: tells Kathy she hopes the trip won't be weird. What
Speaker 2: to read?
Speaker 3: Wait, have a question?
Speaker 2: Do you do?
Speaker 3: You get the vibe that Kathy is low key signing
Speaker 3: to read.
Speaker 2: A little bit?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I do too.
Speaker 2: I also think R H O B H has basically
Speaker 2: become America's next top model for housewives kids.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Remember even from the very beginning, you had Renna's
Speaker 3: kid girls, then you had Gigi and you had Bella
Speaker 3: and yeah, no models coming out of my family. Oh
Speaker 3: faoto of us.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Then Moe goes over to see Kyle. She shows
Speaker 2: him the changes she made to the house. Kyle thinks
Speaker 2: about Mo and his condo with no dogs and no responsibilities.
Speaker 2: Mo signed to six monthlyies, which made it easy to
Speaker 2: transition and gives them time to access where they are
Speaker 2: after six months. Something that Kyle mentions is bizarre. I
Speaker 2: don't know what wording she used, but uh, that he
Speaker 2: bought the furniture, yes, which makes it permanent versus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you could tell that she was kind of bummed out.
Speaker 3: I felt sorry for Kyle at that moment. Because I
Speaker 3: felt like she was like, Wow, you're kind of making
Speaker 3: it seem very permanent.
Speaker 2: Well, I think it. I mean we saw. The hard
Speaker 2: part to watch, I think as her friend but also
Speaker 2: as a viewer, was her confessional when you hear production
Speaker 2: ask the question and she's.
Speaker 3: Like, I'm not ready to answer that or something like that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I'm seeing Maurcio just seems so happy.
Speaker 2: He's always seems happy on camera. Okay, I'm like, I
Speaker 2: mean he always is kind of he's like all sad
Speaker 2: and he's like laughing, and so I'm like, but I
Speaker 2: think she seemed happy. I think they seemed like they
Speaker 2: were having fun. In that scene.
Speaker 3: All she liked is taking his closet. I'm going to
Speaker 3: take the closet.
Speaker 2: Sorry, And then I love like just for pulling out
Speaker 2: like the random you got your out apartment, Get your
Speaker 2: shit out of here. I need your closet, Erica Facetimes Durit.
Speaker 2: Erica tells Duri that the Richard's sister's ranking comment at
Speaker 2: Bravo KHN did not feel planned or on purpose. Durit
Speaker 2: says Kyle has iced her out so many times, like
Speaker 2: after her fashion show in New York City and asked
Speaker 2: when when she sided with Eric after the reunion with Kathy.
Speaker 3: I mean the montage of flashbacks Kyle not being a
Speaker 3: good friend to dari was production did her no favors.
Speaker 2: But I feel like.
Speaker 3: She's gonna get the shit edit this year.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, but I am just saying this. I
Speaker 2: wish they would have edited it all the times we
Speaker 2: saw Darit being a good friend of Kyle.
Speaker 3: I know it goes both ways when you watch these shows,
Speaker 3: and I get so pistopic.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get hell about saying that, and it's not
Speaker 2: me coming at Duit, But like, when was Durit ever
Speaker 2: really there for Kyle? You would think of all the
Speaker 2: times last year was when Durit would have been there
Speaker 2: for Yeah, and instead she showed the fucking text messages. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't like that. I mean, that's what I would
Speaker 2: have led with, not the Bravocon thing. But I think
Speaker 2: somebody at the end.
Speaker 3: Of the reunion, I showed text messages, but mine weren't
Speaker 3: like they were your hands and ginormous fond It just
Speaker 3: was embarrassed printed like that. I know. I heard you
Speaker 3: and Erica making fun of me, assholes. Fuck both yous use.
Speaker 2: Erica says they need to sit down and both be heard.
Speaker 3: Erica, the piece makes and I know, I just love it.
Speaker 2: We're getting ready for real A races and Duck Duck goose, But.
Speaker 3: Duck duck goose.
Speaker 2: Erica has been playing monkey in the middle all season.
Speaker 3: She has I think it's gonna bite her in the asshole,
Speaker 3: you do, I do?
Speaker 2: I think, not the ass the asshole.
Speaker 3: It's going to get up into that ass cheek, the
Speaker 3: full bad the cheek's open and bite the asshole.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I just feel like whenever you do, it's it's hard.
Speaker 3: That's a hard position to be in because you say
Speaker 3: you're trying to be sympathetic to that person, and then
Speaker 3: to that one, and the next you know, that one
Speaker 3: tells that one. Oh, Erica has had this, which ends
Speaker 3: up coming out and then Eric is like, I know,
Speaker 3: so it's really hard to be like you.
Speaker 2: It's hard to be a friend to everyone.
Speaker 3: I know. It's been really tough on me.
Speaker 2: It's really The ladies show up at Kathy's house to
Speaker 2: leave for ocean Side, by the way, ocean.
Speaker 3: Side, what what can we talk about?
Speaker 2: Ocean side. I'm the only thing I'm working.
Speaker 3: The kind of went to San Pedro, pere.
Speaker 2: Go to Riverside County.
Speaker 3: That too ocean side.
Speaker 2: I'm like, wait, ocean side is pretty, but I thought
Speaker 2: you're gonna be like, oh hi or something like that.
Speaker 3: No ocean side. It wasn't even like San Diego, La
Speaker 3: joya ocean side is that like military base over there
Speaker 3: or something like what? And I don't even after even
Speaker 3: watching it, like where were they staying?
Speaker 2: They staged everything so like the even the beach looks
Speaker 2: nice because they have Kathy's living room on it, Like,
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 3: There's beaches here in La but not that you can
Speaker 3: probably film on. Not an ocean side.
Speaker 2: I think I've been to ocean side because we went
Speaker 2: to there's like a camper land type place out there
Speaker 2: that we went and stayed at with the kids before.
Speaker 3: Yes, as a kid kid, Yes, ocean side then.
Speaker 2: Uh. Jennifer Tilly is holding a Louis Vauton boat slash
Speaker 2: piece of art worth thirty three thousand in the car.
Speaker 2: Erica asks who is the famous guy that they've the
Speaker 2: most famous guy they've gone on a date with, Garcel
Speaker 2: says Eddie Murphy, Will Smith and Sean Penn.
Speaker 3: This Eddie Juddes is the most famous guy I've ever focked.
Speaker 3: I was gonna throw that out there right now, now famous.
Speaker 3: I made that bitch famous exactly. He was a nobody,
Speaker 3: nobody from Anaheim.
Speaker 2: But I love when Erica goes if you have boned
Speaker 2: Eddie Murphy, Will Smith and Sean Penn, why the hell
Speaker 2: did you marry Mike Nylon? But this is what I
Speaker 2: do like to see on Bevock circadis wealth. Oh. I
Speaker 2: love that has Kathy only had sex with one person?
Speaker 3: That's what it sounded like.
Speaker 2: They have a picnic at the beach. Durite is feeling
Speaker 2: better after her melt down leaving the kids. Durite says
Speaker 2: she found out Pik moved into apartment and expects their
Speaker 2: children to stay there. She felt she would need to
Speaker 2: be a part of the decision. Would you I don't
Speaker 2: know that I would need to pick out I do understand,
Speaker 2: like before introducing your kids to a new person or whatever,
Speaker 2: that you know your ex needs to meet them or
Speaker 2: whatever it may be. But picking out the apartment, I'm pretty.
Speaker 3: Sure yes, But it's not her business. This is what
Speaker 3: you call breaking away. He's gonna get his apartment, You're
Speaker 3: gonna who knows where you're gonna end up beause I
Speaker 3: heard your house is in foreclosure? But so is he
Speaker 3: gonna pick out your next place to live in?
Speaker 2: She's probably gonna ask them to. This is the codependency
Speaker 2: we're talking about.
Speaker 3: Will they talk five times a day?
Speaker 2: Not anymore? Not anymore? Tam, Oh my.
Speaker 3: God, Well, I hope he pays for the house. I don't.
Speaker 3: Then I don't like that house.
Speaker 2: I know it looks just like fine.
Speaker 3: I know, I know. I have another friend, influencer friend,
Speaker 3: Rebecca and off, yes, her too, but influence her friend.
Speaker 3: And she was filming in her house and I go,
Speaker 3: do you didn't seo? I go, that looks just like
Speaker 3: Teddy Saw. She goes, yeah, I do.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we're we all have matching houses. They're the McMansions.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the modern farmhouse.
Speaker 2: Modern farmhouse. Then they have, you know, after they're continuing
Speaker 2: on with the picnic, she says that, you know, the
Speaker 2: first time, the kids are not staying with her mom,
Speaker 2: just staying with the nanny because p K wanted the
Speaker 2: I kind of got confused here.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Erica opens up about how Tom was mean to her. Then.
Speaker 2: Jennifer's ex was Sam Simon, who created the Simpsons, and
Speaker 2: she got a piece of the Simpsons, and.
Speaker 3: They got a big old piece of the Simpsons because
Speaker 3: they're not going anywhere anytime soon.
Speaker 2: There's fuck you money right there.
Speaker 3: Oh that is fuck you money.
Speaker 2: And I mean they were only married. I think, what
Speaker 2: did she say seven years? Then they played.
Speaker 3: Duck duck goose, Duck duck duck duck goose.
Speaker 2: Uh but what about the real I listen tearing on
Speaker 2: her face falls two times without trying to brace oneself,
Speaker 2: Like I get it, Like we've all fallen. I'm falling
Speaker 2: running in the sands sound easy, right, but how do
Speaker 2: you not know to even put an arm out? Like
Speaker 2: the second time it happened that.
Speaker 3: The like shouted a slow motion.
Speaker 2: And like then she turned over, she's in her and.
Speaker 3: She did like she was like sexy. Her shirt flew
Speaker 3: off in the wind and one boom popped out and
Speaker 3: it was like just natural boom. She just laying there
Speaker 3: all sexy. I mean, I'd be like a hot mess.
Speaker 2: And why wasn't her face yucky? Because she was I
Speaker 2: don't know. But Erica was like in a dead sprint,
Speaker 2: like she was really going for it. Yeah, but I've
Speaker 2: never d was like a piece of plywood like dead. Wait,
Speaker 2: you would not want her on your team, not on
Speaker 2: a running team. Maybe. Then Kyle does a toast with
Speaker 2: everyone to Kathy for bringing them all together. Kyle tells
Speaker 2: Dree she wants to speak with her. Andre says it's
Speaker 2: important to address the elephant in the room.
Speaker 3: But before we get into this, the elephant in the room,
Speaker 3: I mean, we all say it, what does it mean
Speaker 3: if we if we especially it's so big you can
Speaker 3: actually see the elephant in the room.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we would probably comment if we saw an
Speaker 2: elephant in the room, we'd probably be like, whoa, there's.
Speaker 3: That elephant over there. I'm not an elephant in the
Speaker 3: green sweater over there, you see that?
Speaker 2: Unlike we're.
Speaker 3: I'd be like, are you calling me fat?
Speaker 2: Unlike when Kathy's like.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, guys, look look I know and Kyle,
Speaker 3: it's just a server. It's actually she just like takes
Speaker 3: her glass and she's like, oh, yeah.
Speaker 2: Something I was confused about at this. You know, after
Speaker 2: they do their toast and before or after Kyle and
Speaker 2: Durit start to kind of get into it. Duritt and
Speaker 2: Bo's are talking and Garcelle's like kind of pissed.
Speaker 3: I know, so why.
Speaker 2: Because she wanted to be included in the conversation. What
Speaker 2: was her reason that they all want to get to
Speaker 2: know Bo's.
Speaker 3: And I just felt like I felt like it was
Speaker 3: kind of stupid, Like they're at the end of the
Speaker 3: table and they're having a private conversation. Everyone's like, why
Speaker 3: are we not involved in this?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, hold on, Ryan Seacrest day now you're
Speaker 2: in the same building. Yeah, why aren't you involving me
Speaker 2: on what's happening?
Speaker 3: And I just feel like the girls look for any problem.
Speaker 3: They just like, you know, sometimes like they just want
Speaker 3: something to bitch about.
Speaker 2: Well, I think that Garcela's pissed that Bo's likes dur.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're taking it deep.
Speaker 2: That's what I think. And she hasn't gotten to get
Speaker 2: her herself in that.
Speaker 3: I didn't see anything wrong with the two of them
Speaker 3: talking at the end of the table. I didn't think
Speaker 3: it was that big of a deal.
Speaker 2: That's actually normally what happened in those long especially a long,
Speaker 2: skinny table. Yeah, you're not like sticking your head and
Speaker 2: there's like what especially when there's like plants that are
Speaker 2: taller than you can't even see it.
Speaker 3: I mean, we all know what she's saying. Anyways, and
Speaker 3: Peakue he's got an alcohol problem and Pink is not
Speaker 3: gonna let me talk to him five times a day.
Speaker 3: And Eric is like this, Oh yeah, don't worry about it.
Speaker 3: There's just yeah, don't care. It's it's not going well.
Speaker 2: Don't worry. You'll hear it thirty seven more times. Episode four.
Speaker 2: Then you know, Kyle and Durite continue on with it.
Speaker 2: Durie went back to see what she said at BRAVA.
Speaker 3: Oh god, not again, we need to see it again,
Speaker 3: she said, But this Erica was even surprised. Why did
Speaker 3: you like? Oh that bugs me? Yeah, yes, I used
Speaker 3: to have a cast member that used to do that
Speaker 3: all the time. Are they call production and bitch and go?
Speaker 3: Even Tara says that I'm like, don't do that.
Speaker 2: Do not bring me. I don't. I said, I agree
Speaker 2: to make it a better yeah now, But I love
Speaker 2: that Erica doesn't even say anything. She's just like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I did, I did.
Speaker 3: She gives zero fucks.
Speaker 2: Kyle says, there are many pieces to the puzzle, but
Speaker 2: it started there and then you take this next one
Speaker 2: and can I have a glass of champagne? Before we
Speaker 2: get into.
Speaker 3: It, Kyle brings up how Manna Pravacan asked Kyle why
Speaker 3: she keeps throsting Teddy upon the women and why they
Speaker 3: clearly don't like her. Kyle said to Reid, is Teddy's friend,
Speaker 3: and don't say anything because it's you. Don't say anything
Speaker 3: because it's not the popular thing to say. So nobody
Speaker 3: wants to Nobody wants to claim you touch nobody.
Speaker 2: Wants to guess who's my fucking co host? Bitch?
Speaker 3: I claim you, I claim you. Dey says she doesn't
Speaker 3: give a fuck what Anyboddy's opinion is. She actually that's
Speaker 3: actually who Kyle is, she thinks, but I don't think so.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't believe that for a second. Kyle's
Speaker 3: not one that doesn't claim.
Speaker 2: I think Kyle is somebody who if somebody is their friend,
Speaker 2: she's going to stand up for them, regardless if they're.
Speaker 3: So what do you think that she's referring to her
Speaker 3: when she says that's actually who Kyle is.
Speaker 2: She's trying to say that Kyle plays to the audience
Speaker 2: and not Dree.
Speaker 1: But no.
Speaker 2: We saw how Deurite was her first couple of seasons.
Speaker 2: Then the audience came for her after she called Camilla
Speaker 2: fucking and then she changed and then she became more
Speaker 2: like laid back to changed everything, and now she's back
Speaker 2: to who she originally was.
Speaker 3: So yes, where do you stand with Durit?
Speaker 2: I haven't talked to her, but I don't I don't stand.
Speaker 2: I don't stand with her either way.
Speaker 3: Like I I mean, but do you feel like some
Speaker 3: of the cast members on that show don't like you
Speaker 3: because it's not the popular thing? No, I think social media.
Speaker 2: I think Garcel doesn't like me. Just because Garcel doesn't
Speaker 2: like me. I don't think it matters if I'm popular
Speaker 2: or not. But I do know that Kyle wasn't the
Speaker 2: only one to stand for me during that question, because
Speaker 2: I had seen Erica right after. I was at Bravo
Speaker 2: con filming Oh something different, filming something different, and I
Speaker 2: walked into the restaurant and Eric's like, did you see
Speaker 2: it yet?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Well we must be doing something right because we
Speaker 3: have one of the number one podcast on iHeart so
Speaker 3: suck it bitches.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so at least there's that. But also I kept thinking,
Speaker 2: like about the nine Gift, like now why am I here?
Speaker 2: And like why every time they show me, do they
Speaker 2: have to show me as being fucking annoying? Like one time?
Speaker 2: Give me a likable they did?
Speaker 3: They did that likable one in the golf cart when
Speaker 3: you were in the golf cart with Erica. Maybe no,
Speaker 3: durt you're in the golf cart with Durit.
Speaker 2: What was I doing? I missed it.
Speaker 3: I don't can't remember what. Did Durit say something? Teddy? Yeah,
Speaker 3: she's yeah, you are very likable on that golf cart.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: And she's like, Teddy, let's go oh that, And you're
Speaker 3: like this, you know what.
Speaker 2: I can't help that, I'm so likable. Then Kyle brings
Speaker 2: up Durie reading her text at the reunion, Durite says
Speaker 2: she would never share something where Kyle confided in her.
Speaker 3: I would be upset with that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wish she would have led with.
Speaker 3: That because it wasn't something pertaining to the show. It
Speaker 3: wasn't like, oh, I got this text message and we
Speaker 3: were texting back and forth like the One Eye showed Andy,
Speaker 3: like me and Shannon were texting back and forth between
Speaker 3: the two of us, and it was something pertaining to
Speaker 3: something that happened on the show or we talked about
Speaker 3: on the show. This is like, had nothing to do
Speaker 3: with it. It's just kind of like, hey, you know,
Speaker 3: I've lost a lot of friends and I just want
Speaker 3: us to be good. And I think Durite felt like
Speaker 3: she was trying to shut her up.
Speaker 2: She well, Durie repeatedly says manipulating. But I think at
Speaker 2: this point we have to remember what Kyle was going
Speaker 2: through during that season, and she has now asked her
Speaker 2: supposed best friend on the show, Yeah, can we.
Speaker 3: Can we not do this?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And I don't. I think that would be if
Speaker 2: I was doing something with you and I was going
Speaker 2: through a very tough time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's tracking.
Speaker 2: And I like gave you the look and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: don't I can't right now?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Would hope of course, then you wouldn't be like, well yes.
Speaker 2: But then Kyle says God gave you two ears and
Speaker 2: one mouth for a reason. Will you let me talk?
Speaker 2: And says it's okay, Kyle, It's time for you to listen.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I feel like it's a little bit of acting
Speaker 3: in there, a little bit of acting.
Speaker 2: Well, she was in that Peter Pan. I love that
Speaker 2: I'm talking about Peter Pan. She was in that Peter Alpa,
Speaker 2: what's your name?
Speaker 3: Alphabaink I know, I thought about it. I thought about it.
Speaker 3: Do some really good wicked. We could have done the bop.
Speaker 3: Oh have you heard the bop between alphabet the it's
Speaker 3: on Instagram where they go back and forth. We got
Speaker 3: to do that on TikTok Oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, we're gonna nail it. Anyways. Uh, then that's it.
Speaker 2: That's the end of the episode. That's what do you
Speaker 2: think continues happening in Ocean Side. I didn't get to
Speaker 2: see the scenes for next week.
Speaker 3: I didn't see the scenes either. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm hoping that they get to go home.
Speaker 2: But then there's not a lot in the Ocean Side.
Speaker 2: But then Kathy was on, they have a nice lunch.
Speaker 2: Nice lunch in La Hoya would be good. Hold on,
Speaker 2: what is that place the military station.
Speaker 3: Or it's called Ocean Side?
Speaker 2: No, you drive past it? Camp Pendleton, yeah, Camp Pendleton, Yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, thanks guys.
Speaker 3: Yeap