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Speaker 1: You're here. We're here. Let's do this podcast thing all right?

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Speaker 1: All right, full out of the show starts.

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Speaker 2: Now, somebody shine our bat signal into the sky, because

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Speaker 2: it's time to recognize our hero of the week. It's

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Speaker 2: broken Jeffrey in the morning, and today's hero is a

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Speaker 2: woman from Utah named Lydia Kessinger. She and her fiance Alex,

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Speaker 2: were just a few days out from their wedding, and

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Speaker 2: since they were moving into a brand new place, they

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Speaker 2: wanted to bring their mattress.

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Speaker 3: Over from their old apartment.

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Speaker 1: Okay, this is all pretty normal.

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Speaker 2: Does so they loaded it into the back of Alex's truck,

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Speaker 2: but Alex didn't have any of those straps or ropes

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Speaker 2: to be able to secure it down.

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Speaker 1: Let we go, They're just gonna hold onto it out

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Speaker 2: That's when Alex said, listen, I know we're gonna be

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Speaker 2: on the freeway, but why don't you just lay down

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Speaker 3: I think we'll be fine. So Lydia did that.

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Speaker 1: You lay down on top of it all drive.

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Speaker 2: A few minutes later, they're doing fifty miles an hour

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Speaker 2: on the freeway when the mattress flew up out of

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Speaker 2: the truck with Lydia still.

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Speaker 3: On top of she's flying. Now I will say, hey, okay,

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Speaker 3: she survived, but.

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Speaker 4: Barely.

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Speaker 2: You got pretty bad road rash and broke her two

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Speaker 2: front teeth in the process. So once she stopped skidding

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Speaker 2: against the pavement, she then had to get up and

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Speaker 1: Is picture of her with a broken teeth and her

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Speaker 1: two thumbs up, and then the fiance sitting in the

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Speaker 5: Just with a.

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Speaker 3: All in all look.

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Speaker 2: She is lucky to be alive and despite all the injuries,

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Speaker 2: don't tell me they got married days later.

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Speaker 3: Lydia still went.

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Speaker 6: Through with her wedding. Way, that's not a red flat.

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Speaker 2: That's why Lydia is our hero of the week. And

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Speaker 2: she wants you all to make sure that you use

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Speaker 2: rope next time because it's also National Secure your Load Day.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, anywhere to drive off the let's get married.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like, honey, just climb up top in fine,

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Speaker 2: let's all strap in for a brand new.

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Speaker 6: Shot collar question of the day, and for.

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Speaker 2: Extra safety, I'm gonna put in my mouthguard for this too.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Sure, get out.

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Speaker 6: Your pom poms and your foam fingers. Except for Jeff.

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Speaker 6: I can see from here that he has basoline all

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Speaker 6: over it.

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Speaker 3: You don't cheer that way, No, I.

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Speaker 6: Don't, because it's no one does. Today is National Mascot Day,

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Speaker 6: A rash great. We're celebrating the decades and centuries of

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Speaker 6: school pride for your favorite alma maters. And while only

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Speaker 6: some of you went to college, and even less are

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Speaker 6: allowed near campuses.

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Speaker 3: To college and have a mascot, Jake, you should have.

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Speaker 6: A pretty good idea of what some of the team

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Speaker 6: names could be. That's why we're doing a special Most

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Speaker 6: Popular College Mascots edition of plenty of twenty. Oh, this

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Speaker 6: is gonna be great, James, I have the top twenty

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Speaker 6: most frequently used mascot names for universities in America. You

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Speaker 6: just have to name them to stay in the game.

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Speaker 6: We'll start with the woman who visibly shudders whenever she

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Speaker 6: hears the word Trojans a lexus.

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Speaker 7: Okay, I was thinking along those lines, not because of that, though,

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Speaker 7: because my high school was like Titans, and then there's

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Speaker 7: like Spartans. There's all types of that, but what is that.

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Speaker 8: I don't know, Like a Spartan just all those together,

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Speaker 8: like I think they're Okay, we're not gonna say Kadine

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Speaker 6: Let's go like Spartans.

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Speaker 1: Then I feel like Spartans.

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Speaker 6: Number eleven on my list, the most famously in Michigan

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Speaker 6: State University stank.

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Speaker 1: Okay, first, go grizz Okay, Grizzlies. That was my mascot,

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Speaker 1: with show me Bulldogs.

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Speaker 3: That's a good bulldogs.

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Speaker 6: The number one answer on my list. Wow, University of Georgia,

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Speaker 6: Gonzaga Jose, it's your turn.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do my bridge and as you head coach

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Speaker 1: a go Tagers.

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Speaker 6: I believe that was former LSU head coach ed Orgeron

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Speaker 2: He was fired like ten years ago.

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Speaker 6: That is a good coach. Number two on my list.

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Speaker 6: Show you a.

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Speaker 1: Clip of Brook He's amazing.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Jeffrey, were on to you.

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Speaker 2: I was at a convention center with a lot of

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Speaker 2: people dressed in fuzzy costumes and I'm not sure if

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Speaker 2: they were all college mascots, but they called themselves.

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Speaker 3: The Black Knights. Oh no, I'm gonna go with Knights.

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Speaker 6: Jake Knights number eighteen on my list. I'm gonna take

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Speaker 6: any form of colored Knight, the Black Knights, the Scarlet Knights,

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Speaker 6: Rutgers Army, those are all off the board.

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Speaker 3: They weren't mascots. That's great.

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Speaker 6: The Nights also friendly number eighteen.

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Speaker 1: It's a round table for you.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, Alexis m oh no, I want to say gators.

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Speaker 7: I know it's only Florida mostly, but maybe there's so

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Speaker 7: many schools in Florida that are the gators, like little

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I think there's gators like up north to.

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Speaker 1: Thet there's no.

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Speaker 6: Gator with the name of Brooks Mayor. Gators did not

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Speaker 6: make the top twenty. Alexis, you're out for this round.

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Speaker 6: Let's go over to brook.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's so hard. The one we haven't covered it

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Speaker 1: is any sort of like birds of prey, and I'm

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Speaker 1: really torn on what bird it's gonna be. But I

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Speaker 6: Eagles number three on my limbs the Jose and you

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Speaker 6: have another bird of prey.

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Speaker 3: You know, let's go with pigeons. No, let's go falcons, Jake.

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Speaker 6: Falcons should not make my list. Let's go over to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: I know Brooks said eagles, but there is a big difference.

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Speaker 3: Between eagles and golden Eagles. I know there is, Jake,

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Speaker 3: give me golden Eagles.

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Speaker 9: Please.

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Speaker 6: Golden Eagles number seventeen on my list. Marquette, Southern Missouri,

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Speaker 3: They're very specific about the shade of eagle.

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Speaker 6: Just I say that we're back to back to brook next,

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Speaker 6: wrong answer loses.

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Speaker 1: Okay, my guess is going to eliminate a lot of

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Speaker 1: East Coast schools. Is my only issue. God, but I'm

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Speaker 1: thinking cowboys. Oh yeah, but that's very western.

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Speaker 3: That's Western soul.

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Speaker 1: Middle sure like cowboys or pirates. Pirates are fun, some.

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Speaker 6: Type of white man.

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Speaker 3: We're just thinking about what she's gonna do this week.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Alexis's school was a horse? What were you? The Broncos?

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Speaker 3: Broncos, that's like adjacent to cowboys.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'll stick with cowboys.

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Speaker 6: Cowboys did not make my list. That means, Jeffery, you've

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Speaker 6: won the mascot edition of plenty of twenty. Let's go

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Speaker 6: over some of the mascots. You guys missed number four Wildcats.

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Speaker 6: There you go, number five, the Bears, nine.

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Speaker 1: Teams were Bears for Thezzlies.

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Speaker 6: Six Panthers, The Lions were number seven. Hawks was on

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Speaker 6: the board at number eight, number nine Cougars, ten was

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Speaker 6: Huskies the Colorado State Rams. Multiple teams use Rams at twelve, Bobcats, Aggies, Texas,

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Speaker 6: often go by a Bison, the Owls at sixteen, Cardinals

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Speaker 3: Cardinals.

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Speaker 2: Since I got it rid, I get to choose who

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Speaker 2: get shocked. They're going to sing one thousand Miles by

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Speaker 2: Vanessa carl and we have to go with the first

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Speaker 7: Alexis, make my way downtown, walk in fast faces pass

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Speaker 7: and I'm home back.

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Speaker 3: That's your shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: Is this the next big thing in dating?

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Speaker 1: What's that?

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Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: Because if you're like Alexis and you're actively trying to

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Speaker 2: find the one, then online dating could be a little

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Speaker 2: bit frustrating for you. And that's why a group in

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Speaker 2: LA has been throwing regular public dating events called all

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Speaker 2: Hands on Deck which is an event where people get

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Speaker 2: up on stage and pitch their single friend to a

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Speaker 1: I like it. I'm glad it's not about a guy

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Speaker 1: named Deck and everybody puts their hands on and they

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Speaker 1: do like an It's like those PowerPoint parties.

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Speaker 2: About why it's completely insane that their friend is somehow

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Speaker 1: That they're pitching about their friend, not about themselves.

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Speaker 3: You know that he's pretty pathetic.

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Speaker 2: Well, but after there's a big party where everybody gets

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Speaker 2: to mingle and like actually meet the people that were

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 3: Brooke.

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Speaker 2: Would you put together a presentation pitching Alexis to the room?

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Speaker 9: I do.

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Speaker 2: Good, You're gonna do Alexis and our technical director Ashton

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Speaker 2: st it down.

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Speaker 1: I knows.

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Speaker 3: Who else Ashton's writes itself.

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Speaker 2: He likes seven toed ginger haired, orphaned virgins who can

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Speaker 2: down nothing but taco bell for every meal for thirty

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Speaker 2: straight days.

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Speaker 3: Then, boy, have we got the man for you?

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Speaker 1: Yea, his friends like I swear he's on stage.

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Speaker 6: He's just very pale, right on its standing.

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Speaker 1: Just took care of the first two slides for.

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Speaker 2: Look at the textboard blowing up people wanted today Ashton,

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Speaker 2: Now keep texting in would you do this for your

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Speaker 3: It's big in LA right now. It could be the

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Speaker 3: next big thing in dating though.

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Speaker 1: All across the country so far.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna host a party coming up right after this

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Speaker 2: that's putting two great ideas together into one with gender reveal.

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Speaker 4: Three two, Oh it's pink.

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Speaker 3: It's a girl. I hope they name her.

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Speaker 2: Recently, he randomly pulled it out of his jacket pocket

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Speaker 2: that he hadn't worn in months, and wouldn't you know it,

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Speaker 2: it was a loser. He threw it away and went

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's actually good.

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Speaker 2: A new survey by the National hot Dog and Sausage

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, he is you hungry this mayonnaise packet?

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Speaker 2: That's a lot of attention, which made the company that

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Speaker 1: It'd be the only thing worse than a hot dog.

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Speaker 2: this is a portable one. According to the company, It's

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Speaker 1: I'll buy it for you, Jeff. You want what?

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Speaker 7: It's so funny to imagine their marketing team altogether being like,

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Speaker 6: Mayonnaise.

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Speaker 2: Cool.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: This next Lazer story is out of Smelly Cat Central.

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Speaker 2: If you're a fan of the TV show Friends, then

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Speaker 2: you'll definitely remember the two part episode from season five

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Speaker 2: called the One in Vegas.

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Speaker 6: Sorry, yeah, remind me that.

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Speaker 2: Well, maybe it's not over what I say that because

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Speaker 1: Oh, I think people already do this, just where they

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Speaker 2: This goes a step farther because the Traveling Friends Experience

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Speaker 2: It'll have recreations of sets from the show.

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Speaker 1: That's cute.

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Speaker 3: I love it.

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Speaker 2: Info for that's going to be up on the Brook

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Speaker 2: that marriage ends horribly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, and Vegas the wasted getting married. Yeah, yes,

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Speaker 1: that's not the point. You're missing the point.

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Speaker 3: Well, even in the show, it doesn't end well for

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, if you guys would know, just a huge friends

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Speaker 3: So he's more upset than they're not being true to

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Speaker 2: In minutes, his next Lazer Stories Out of the Happiest

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Speaker 2: Place honors Mayo Land is coming to.

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Speaker 1: Imagine that long ride.

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Speaker 3: I'm kidding up.

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Speaker 2: A financial survey found forty five percent of parents who

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Speaker 2: take their kids to Disney World or Disneyland take on

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Speaker 1: I think you have to tell yourself that. I mean,

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Speaker 2: Plenty of Disney adults think it's worth it too. Twenty

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Speaker 2: Just there's not much you can really do about the

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Speaker 2: way you can save, like Brooks said, is eat before

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Speaker 5: The food or like.

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Speaker 3: Stuffed creese bread.

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Speaker 1: I know, the Listen, this is what I did. I

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Speaker 1: I just let the kids buy tros because those aren't

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Speaker 2: Food and drinks at the park are the top thing

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Speaker 2: that people say they go way over budget one, so

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Speaker 2: shove a few croissants in your pocket from the Continental

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Speaker 2: this guy went to Disney last year, but he never

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Speaker 2: got in because he's an ad for park Hopper tickets.

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Speaker 3: But he read that wrong.

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Speaker 2: He thought it said park Humper, so he went home

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Speaker 3: And that sound means Laser Stories has come to an

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Speaker 3: end for the day. We'll do it again, same time

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Speaker 3: on Wednesday.

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Speaker 9: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: And each generation has their own strengths when it comes

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Speaker 2: to dating, Like the Boomers were masters of old school romance,

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Speaker 3: Nobody did it better than that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think my mom's past history would say differently.

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Speaker 3: Not saying all of them, but most of them.

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Speaker 2: Millennials perfected the art of netflix and ship ill.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we did mastered that.

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Speaker 2: While gen z can easily juggle fourteen different situationships all

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Speaker 1: Emojis, Yeah, you never seeing each other in person.

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Speaker 2: But there is one thing that they all have in common.

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Speaker 2: No matter what decade you come from, no one has

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Speaker 1: Oh it's just.

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Speaker 2: Impossible, and we have proof because our answering machine is

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Speaker 2: filled with cringe worthy messages from all different types of ages.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna hear them in a brand new loser line

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Speaker 2: right after this.

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Speaker 9: You wait a minute, is this the right number? It's

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Speaker 2: Goodby, Just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 3: It works like this.

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Speaker 2: Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the

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Speaker 3: Hey there, stop stop running away from me. I just

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Speaker 3: want to know if you're Franklin D. Roosevelt because am

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Speaker 3: you a dime?

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Speaker 1: Because he's on the yeah money.

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Speaker 2: Joe, whatever you do, don't pay him with a bunch

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Speaker 2: of dead presidents to go away. Instead, tell him that

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Speaker 3: And that's when you give him the digits to the

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Speaker 1: So that's not good.

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Speaker 3: Hopefully he could leave.

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Speaker 2: An awkward voicemail we could play on the air. Voicemails

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Speaker 2: like this one.

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Speaker 13: Hey, Bona, I really think you should come at this

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Speaker 13: that extra in Toronto, really great tropes, and they're all

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Speaker 13: Dick Tracy. And you know, I know some people are

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Speaker 5: I'm going to take that to my grave.

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Speaker 11: I don't care.

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Speaker 13: But I was wondering, maybe would you want to go

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Speaker 13: you can can wear that mini skirt. I'd be okay

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Speaker 13: with that, assuming she's over eighteen title, but yeah, whatever

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Speaker 13: whatever you decide.

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Speaker 12: Next message, well, stop talking.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's probably gonna end up as the subject of

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Speaker 1: Here ceriously, did you not understand the true part of

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Speaker 3: In crime? You get to define your own truth.

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Speaker 7: I believe, yeah, and Nancy Drew is real, right.

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Speaker 14: we do for work, but I am studying to be

453
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Speaker 14: a psychologist, and yeah, it just seemed like you might

454
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Speaker 14: have some things that you want to work through. And

455
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Speaker 14: here's kind of my fifteen second psycho and now it's

456
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Speaker 14: on you. I think that you were raised by I

457
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Speaker 14: think a parent, and that was really hard for you.

458
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:14,159
Speaker 14: You felt abandoned and neglected. But by the time you

459
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Speaker 14: got to college you probably felt really insecure, especially around

460
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Speaker 14: beautiful women, which would definitely explain our interaction. But that's

461
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Speaker 14: probably why you watch disgusting.

462
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,200
Speaker 11: Videos to hide your shame.

463
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Speaker 14: And I think that you're you're really grets that from

464
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Speaker 14: talking to me, So hit me up. First session, like,

465
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Speaker 14: not a date, just a session would be great, next,

466
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Speaker 14: a couple more classes.

467
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Speaker 2: I didn't realize that was how psychologists get new patients.

468
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Speaker 3: You just go to the bar. You find a sad

469
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Speaker 3: guy and you're like, Wow, you're in trouble. I can

470
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Speaker 3: fix you.

471
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Speaker 2: But you'll definitely need a one on one with a

472
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Speaker 2: trained psychologist after you go to the brook and Jay

473
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:04,040
Speaker 2: free TikTok page. They'll want to know what's behind that

474
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,400
Speaker 2: silly little grin of yours, and that's when you pull

475
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Speaker 2: a banana out of your mouth because Brooks did that

476
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Speaker 2: on our TikTok page not too long ago.

477
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Speaker 3: Your life will be so much better.

478
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Speaker 1: Yet the peel was still on anything appressive.

479
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Speaker 3: But don't just trust me, trust my inner child on that.

480
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,960
Speaker 3: Oh help me, he's keeping me here against me.

481
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Speaker 12: Child.

482
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Speaker 3: Now let's get back to the cliffs.

483
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Speaker 11: I it's there from Friday night.

484
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Speaker 10: Not to be weird or anything, but U on your

485
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Speaker 10: Facebook page you're thirty. That's crazy, as you look so

486
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:46,320
Speaker 10: much younger and not a way to talk and act.

487
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Speaker 10: I thought you were like twenty three. Good for you,

488
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Speaker 10: but if we hang out, you just need to at

489
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Speaker 10: your age a little bit. They would chill on the

490
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Speaker 10: white claws and stuff and maybe some more like Sexmas City.

491
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Speaker 11: I don't know. He'd even wear one of those sweaters

492
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,240
Speaker 11: that goes up to the neck like thirty year olds

493
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Speaker 11: where make you look believable.

494
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Speaker 9: Yeah.

495
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Speaker 11: I just don't want to be judged by my.

496
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Speaker 10: Friends and thinking I'm a cradle Robert, because you know

497
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Speaker 10: how I do. No, I mean I don't do that,

498
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Speaker 10: but you get it.

499
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Speaker 12: Message.

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Speaker 2: We got some weirdos today, Okay, can you read between

501
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Speaker 2: the lines here? I think like sounds like somebody accidentally

502
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Speaker 2: went out with a minor one time and got in trouble.

503
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Speaker 3: And now he's like, no, no, thirty and over is

504
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Speaker 3: all that I do.

505
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Speaker 6: And you have to make sure that you look.

506
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Speaker 3: And act thirty. But I'm going to get in huge

507
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Speaker 3: trouble again.

508
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Speaker 1: I didn't read those lines.

509
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Speaker 9: You know.

510
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Speaker 3: I didn't read those lines either. I was just speculated.

511
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Speaker 1: Could you relate so quick?

512
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Speaker 5: No?

513
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Speaker 2: No, no, no, I don't even worry about.

514
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Speaker 12: Next message. My name is. I saw the phone on

515
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Speaker 12: on the bumper that I'm supposed to call if someone's

516
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:07,199
Speaker 12: driving poorly. It says, how's am I driving? Called this number?

517
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Speaker 12: And I did because it's terrible. I saw him almost

518
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Speaker 12: hit two mailboxes.

519
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,119
Speaker 11: I heared him at the break a tree.

520
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 12: Do you need to fire him now without pay? And

521
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:23,400
Speaker 12: if he tells you that I chailgated him and gave

522
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:26,520
Speaker 12: him the bird, will you know what damn straight I did.

523
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Speaker 12: This is a nice neighborhood with senior citizens who live

524
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Speaker 12: here and who still give us about the neighborhood.

525
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Speaker 2: Ye, people are making bumper stickers with the loser line brilliant.

526
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,280
Speaker 4: We put no money into making bumper stickers, so somebody

527
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,200
Speaker 4: actually spend the money to get it.

528
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Speaker 3: Made me love you.

529
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Speaker 1: I appreciate it. So that is so funny.

530
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Speaker 3: That's brilliant. Great for our show, horrible for the safety

531
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Speaker 3: out on the road. At least we get to laugh.

532
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:57,800
Speaker 1: Do we ever take that those numbers wait anywhere?

533
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:00,560
Speaker 11: Oh man?

534
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,960
Speaker 2: Listen to the Loser Line regularly at this time every week,

535
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,640
Speaker 2: and make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey

536
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 2: TikTok page for real. You can hear your favorite loser

537
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 2: lines on there every single week.

538
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,800
Speaker 3: Now we're gonna get into your phone tap.

539
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:14,359
Speaker 9: Right after that frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

540
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,920
Speaker 2: Is there anything more awkward than those first few days

541
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,160
Speaker 2: right after someone at your company gets let go?

542
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,880
Speaker 1: Oh, isn't that the worst?

543
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:25,360
Speaker 3: There's all this weird tension in the air. You don't

544
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:26,160
Speaker 3: know what to say.

545
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 2: Well, luckily we solved that problem by telling the guy

546
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Speaker 2: that the new company he's about to join already has

547
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 2: a plan on how to fire him.

548
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Speaker 3: The problem is solved. You are welcome. It's your phone

549
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 3: tap right now.

550
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Speaker 9: It's another.

551
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Speaker 1: Hi, Nathan. Yeah, I'm calling from Incorporated. My name is Betty. Betty,

552
00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 1: don't how you doing. I'm great? And I hear that

553
00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:00,879
Speaker 1: you're starting at the office next Monday, so welcome to

554
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:01,359
Speaker 1: the team.

555
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:04,479
Speaker 5: Oh, thank you. I'm looking forward to it.

556
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 13: It's gonna be fun.

557
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 1: Well, it is my job to help onboard.

558
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 5: You cool, so like email, log in, security, all that

559
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:12,679
Speaker 5: sort of stuff.

560
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,880
Speaker 1: You got it exactly. But before we can do that,

561
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,399
Speaker 1: we do have to finish your offboarding plan.

562
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 3: Off boarding uh huh, you know.

563
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 1: For when you leave the company. We like to get

564
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:30,159
Speaker 1: that handled ahead of time to avoid any mess.

565
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Speaker 5: What happens if I end up staying there.

566
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Speaker 1: Oh, I mean nobody stays forever. You're gonna have to

567
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:37,640
Speaker 1: leave one day.

568
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, you never know.

569
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:44,439
Speaker 1: It could be downsizing or a firing. We just have

570
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:45,480
Speaker 1: to have it in writing.

571
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm just confused because I've never heard of anyone

572
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 5: doing off boarding when they were getting hired.

573
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 1: No, I hear that sometimes. Let me see if I

574
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:56,199
Speaker 1: can clear this up for you.

575
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, that'd be fantastic.

576
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 1: Actually, in the past, we've had some pr issues when

577
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 1: we've let employees go, you know, when it's kind of

578
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 1: our fault. Yeah, but that's not a good look for management.

579
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Speaker 1: So we're not doing that anymore.

580
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,720
Speaker 5: Okay, So we're going to make.

581
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 1: Sure that we're in charge of the narrative. No matter

582
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 1: what really happened. You can't see, but I'm winking over

583
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:22,440
Speaker 1: the phone to you.

584
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Speaker 6: Wek we Oh.

585
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 5: Basically, you're going to be writing a story of how

586
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Speaker 5: I leave the company at some point.

587
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 1: Actually, you're going to pick the story. We're just going

588
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 1: to give you options. Option A embezzlement, pretty white collar.

589
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 1: I like that one.

590
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 13: Wait.

591
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 1: Option B lude behavior in the office.

592
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Speaker 5: Wait, wait, hang on, I'm trying to process what this

593
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:47,479
Speaker 5: actually is.

594
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, what story you like best?

595
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Speaker 2: Right?

596
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Speaker 1: I do have a really good third option for you,

597
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 1: Option C public intoxication and urination at an off site

598
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Speaker 1: office event. No, it doesn't even feel like it's your fault.

599
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,479
Speaker 5: Okay, this is just weird. You're telling me I have

600
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Speaker 5: to pick one of these ways you're gonna let me

601
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Speaker 5: go in the future.

602
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 1: Well, not like you're actually gonna do it. We're just

603
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 1: gonna say that you did so nobody looks good. I mean, honestly,

604
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 1: I think it's pretty fair. Last week, a new employee

605
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 1: chose public defecation. Why you're lucky that's not even on

606
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Speaker 1: the list.

607
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Speaker 5: No, no, this can't be allowed in this day and age.

608
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Speaker 1: Okay, I do think I need to remind you though,

609
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 1: we can't pay you your signing bonus until you pick the.

610
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Speaker 5: Greatest No, my signing boness has nothing to do with

611
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 5: your weird off boarding progress.

612
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,880
Speaker 1: Those are the rules, though I.

613
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 5: Haven't even started at the company yet.

614
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Speaker 1: You know what I can do. I can just click

615
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 1: undecided and you know what that means. It means that

616
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 1: I get to spin the wheel.

617
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Speaker 11: Wait what is that?

618
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Speaker 1: Ooh okay, embezzlement. That's fun.

619
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Speaker 5: I cannot do this.

620
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 1: Hold on, I just need to put that in your record.

621
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:05,960
Speaker 1: Let me type it in you.

622
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Speaker 11: Down.

623
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 1: Oh you sound worried. Let me remind you again. Nobody's

624
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 1: gonna see this until you leave the company. Not gonna

625
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 1: be a long time. In fact, most people never leave

626
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 1: because they don't want their offboarding story to get out.

627
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Speaker 11: That's the program.

628
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Speaker 5: You just hold that over them as blackmail.

629
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Speaker 1: Pretty creative, right, It's not creative.

630
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 11: It's illegal.

631
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Speaker 1: It's not what your friend Carl said when we ran

632
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Speaker 1: the idea by him. He said it was a great

633
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:36,680
Speaker 1: idea for a phone tap. Yeah wait, what.

634
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Speaker 11: This is crazy.

635
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 1: I'm telling you this isn't real. This is Brooke from

636
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Speaker 1: the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, we're

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. It's just a prank

638
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 1: phone call.

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Speaker 5: Are you freaking kidding me?

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Speaker 1: Carl said he just wanted to congratulate you on your

641
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Speaker 1: new job.

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Speaker 11: Oh my god, I.

643
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 1: Thought you would be more excited about the embezzlement choice

644
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 1: that the wheel landed on. We could spin it again

645
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 1: if you want me to throw in public defecation on there.

646
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:11,479
Speaker 10: I don't know.

647
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 11: You know, if it's.

648
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 1: Look at that you slept with the boss's daughter.

649
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 9: Weaken every morning was fo tab weekday mornings on the twenties,

650
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,000
Speaker 9: freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

651
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 5: You know.

652
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 3: There's a lot of talk about RIZ right now.

653
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, like producer boys, risen baddies again, look.

654
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 1: Out, I think he does.

655
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,520
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, somebody does.

656
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 2: The context and we tend to think RIZ is all

657
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 2: about saying the smooth line and acting confident it is,

658
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 2: but we have proof it's actually way easier than that.

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Speaker 1: Oh easy. We're gonna hack RIZ right now, is that

660
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Speaker 1: we're going.

661
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 11: To do it.

662
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 2: One of our listeners had women literally flocking to him

663
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Speaker 2: all night because of one subtle change that he made

664
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Speaker 2: to his wardrobe made him an instant rizzler. You're gonna

665
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,800
Speaker 2: find out in a brand new second date.

666
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:11,280
Speaker 3: Update next, second date Update date.

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Speaker 2: You know those axe body spray commercials where some lanky

668
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,120
Speaker 2: guy sprays a little bit of axe on his shirt

669
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Speaker 2: and then immediately thousands of gorgeous women start flocking to

670
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Speaker 2: him from miles around.

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00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,720
Speaker 1: You mean the axe documentaries that you watch.

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00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I tried that and didn't get any hot

673
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 2: models running up. But a few sick cats did come

674
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Speaker 2: by and cough hairballs onto.

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Speaker 3: My doorsteps, So that's something.

676
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Speaker 6: Okay.

677
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 2: But apparently there is a trick that men can do

678
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Speaker 2: to make random women want to come up and approach

679
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Speaker 2: you out in public.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to talk to him, drink.

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Speaker 2: One of our listeners tried it out. His name is Marx,

682
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Speaker 2: so let's talk to him about it. Mark, welcome to

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Speaker 2: the show.

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Speaker 11: Hey, damn, thank you for having me.

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00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:08,239
Speaker 1: Hey, you got quite the voice. Mark. What's going on?

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00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 11: Man?

687
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 3: Is that your trick?

688
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 6: Mark?

689
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:10,480
Speaker 3: You just talk?

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00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 5: No?

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00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 11: No, there's a little bit more to it than that.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 11: I don't want to take all the credit for this one,

694
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 11: but I was let in on a little secret, and

695
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:23,959
Speaker 11: believe it or not, it actually worked in my experience.

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00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:27,600
Speaker 1: Okay, So even you were skeptical before you did.

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00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 11: It, I was. I didn't think it was going to

698
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 11: be that easy.

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Speaker 2: Okay, oh wow, well we have to know what this is.

700
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 2: Can you tell us about it?

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Speaker 11: A friend of mine, a female co worker, she's given

702
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Speaker 11: me some advice. She said, the secret to get them

703
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:48,719
Speaker 11: to approach you is to just wear a pink shirt.

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00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 1: I could see this.

705
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:57,200
Speaker 11: And apparently it's just enough of a warmth color that

706
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 11: it gives off approachability. I don't know what it is.

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00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 1: Immediately say secure masculine guys.

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00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 3: And it's funny.

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00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,959
Speaker 2: Every time I'm wearing shuirt, I always get that compliment.

710
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 2: Your mom doesn't count as something should be taking each

711
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:14,279
Speaker 2: other for Alexis would this work for you? Is?

712
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 3: If you saw a guy in pink, would you be

713
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:16,839
Speaker 3: wanting to talk to him?

714
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 7: I mean, even if I want to talk to him

715
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:19,920
Speaker 7: in like a flirty way, I could see myself drunkenly

716
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:21,840
Speaker 7: walking by being like, hey, I like your outfie.

717
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 3: You want to steal his clothes?

718
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 1: It's a sweatshirt I'm going to take.

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00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, So, Mark, this is something that you actually tried.

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Speaker 11: Well. First off, I realized I didn't own anything pink,

721
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 11: so I had to do.

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00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:39,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course he did. Okay, and it's a flattering color.

723
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:42,479
Speaker 3: So how did this work when you were like trying

724
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 3: to meet women?

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00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 11: So I went to the bar with a couple of

726
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:50,160
Speaker 11: my friends, just regular night, nothing crazy, and I wasn't

727
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:52,719
Speaker 11: saying anything to anybody. Me and my guy friends were

728
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 11: just talking and the girls, oh wow, nice shirt. Yes,

729
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 11: and they're ignoring all my friends and my friends. They

730
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 11: were looking at me like I was a junk.

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Speaker 2: I'm a little bit surprised that it was this effective

732
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 2: the first time that you tried it.

733
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Speaker 3: But that's cool.

734
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,759
Speaker 2: You're you're wanting us to call one woman in particular, right,

735
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 2: not every woman that you met that definitely.

736
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Speaker 12: Not all of them.

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Speaker 1: Is a woman. We're calling someone who approached you. She is.

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Speaker 11: Her name's Tamara Tamara, and we were both waiting online

739
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:28,520
Speaker 11: to the UNISX bathroom, and of course she saw my shirt.

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00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:32,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, Amara, what's I love it?

741
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,319
Speaker 3: What did she say? She just said she liked it.

742
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 11: She was just said, wow, that's a really nice shirt.

743
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:38,800
Speaker 11: You wear it well not, you know, she just called

744
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:41,279
Speaker 11: me out on it, like as if she was surprised

745
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 11: I was even okay with wearing a shirt like most

746
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:45,720
Speaker 11: guys would never.

747
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:50,960
Speaker 3: Like that thing, And how do you reply to that.

748
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:53,959
Speaker 11: Well, at this point I had heard it so many

749
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 11: times in the night. I was like, I'm gonna I'm

750
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 11: gonna let her in on a little secret. And I said,

751
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:02,800
Speaker 11: to be honest, I'm actually wearing this shirt to meet women.

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00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 1: What was her response, Why would you say that?

753
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:10,880
Speaker 11: I don't know. I wasn't trying to sabotage myself. I

754
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 11: thought I was trying to be honest and transparent.

755
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,760
Speaker 9: Women do like actually laughed, she laughed.

756
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:21,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, I thought it was a joke, she laughed.

757
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,879
Speaker 1: That's kind of like you're saying she felt for your truck.

758
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,839
Speaker 2: Well, she's not probably not as uptight and skeptical as

759
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 2: you guys are.

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00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 3: So this is one of those kind women you meet

761
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 3: out in the world.

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00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:36,759
Speaker 1: You know us. Wait, did you turn that into a

763
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:37,239
Speaker 1: hag out?

764
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:39,799
Speaker 11: So yeah, later on in the night she ended up

765
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 11: finding me again.

766
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:42,320
Speaker 1: Oh, she is a little drunker.

767
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 11: A little more exactly. We both had a little bit

768
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 11: more influence going on at this point, and we found

769
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,840
Speaker 11: a spot where we could sit down by ourselves and

770
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:52,600
Speaker 11: actually talk, not have to shout over everybody.

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00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:56,359
Speaker 3: Yes, an intimate sit down. How did that go.

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00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 11: It was great. We got to know each other, We

773
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 11: talked about travel, we talked about our families. We even

774
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:03,799
Speaker 11: got to our childhood.

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00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:05,480
Speaker 1: You know what.

776
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 11: Into our childhood?

777
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 3: Wow, yeah, whole therapy session.

778
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:13,880
Speaker 11: I don't know if it was the color, if it

779
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 11: was the pink bringing it out in me, but you know,

780
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 11: I just felt very sensitive, like yeah, fourth grade, I

781
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:24,719
Speaker 11: got it could have been that too. I won't lie.

782
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:30,399
Speaker 2: So after you got done crying in each other's arms,

783
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:31,239
Speaker 2: then how did you leave it?

784
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,640
Speaker 11: Well, eventually she had to go. I found my friends,

785
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 11: and then she hasn't really been replying my text. You know,

786
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 11: we exchanged numbers and stuff, and I didn't know what

787
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,399
Speaker 11: to do, so I asked my coworker. The female gave

788
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 11: me the advice in the first place, and she was like,

789
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:50,719
Speaker 11: you know, just send her a question mark, like the symbol. Yeah.

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00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 1: It's actually not the worst.

791
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 3: It's kind of passive.

792
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 1: Aggressive, like I need more. Yeah, Like it does feel passive.

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00:37:57,239 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 2: You're a married woman, Brook, You're not allowed to be

794
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:02,719
Speaker 2: a passion. You shouldn't be asking for more from It just.

795
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:03,839
Speaker 1: Feels angry a little bit.

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00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 3: Maybe question mark totally did it work? Did she respond?

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00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:09,839
Speaker 11: All she did was.

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00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 6: Question it isis that's really bad?

799
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:18,920
Speaker 2: Okay, well that's not a good sign. We need to

800
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 2: get to the bottom of this. We're gonna call Tamara

801
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:23,920
Speaker 2: and try and get you a pink themed edition of

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00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 2: a Second Date update.

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00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:29,120
Speaker 3: You do it right after this Second Date update.

804
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:35,439
Speaker 2: Today we learned about the seductive magic of the pink shirt.

805
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:39,720
Speaker 2: So it's a man's secret weapon to get random women

806
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:43,320
Speaker 2: to approach you out in public and say flirty things

807
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:46,479
Speaker 2: to you like huh nice shirts?

808
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:49,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, hold out.

809
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,560
Speaker 2: I know turned up the heat with that one, and

810
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:54,760
Speaker 2: it worked for our listener Mark, not just on brook

811
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,360
Speaker 2: in her low standards, but on actual women.

812
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:58,800
Speaker 3: Out in the real world.

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00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:02,479
Speaker 1: It's the first part of that, so the second part.

814
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,879
Speaker 2: That's how he met a woman named Tamara at a bar.

815
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 2: They ended up hanging out the entire night after that.

816
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:10,040
Speaker 1: Oh it's so cute.

817
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 2: But following their bar meet up, she's been almost completely

818
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:17,880
Speaker 2: avoiding his texts other than the question mark that he

819
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:19,880
Speaker 2: sent to her and she just liked it.

820
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:22,399
Speaker 1: Is that the only communication is that the only text

821
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 1: you sent to her?

822
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 3: What mark are you willing to every day for the

823
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:29,879
Speaker 3: rest of your life?

824
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:34,760
Speaker 1: If this works, he needs a text in pink yeah,

825
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 1: can you.

826
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:36,720
Speaker 3: Change the bubble to a pink bubble?

827
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 2: Yeah?

828
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 7: People really want it.

829
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 2: That's why he's turned to us for some radio helps.

830
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:46,799
Speaker 2: So we're going to do our best here. I'm about

831
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:47,360
Speaker 2: to dial to.

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00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 1: Maara if our low bar is just a question mark,

833
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:51,239
Speaker 1: I think we've got this.

834
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,160
Speaker 3: You never know with us, though, So here we go.

835
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:56,359
Speaker 3: I'm dialing your number right now.

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00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 11: Hello.

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00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,799
Speaker 3: Hi, is this Tamara. Yeah.

838
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:13,880
Speaker 2: We are a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey

839
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:16,280
Speaker 2: in the Morning on the show.

840
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 15: With Good Morning, Hi, Thanks, good morning.

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00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 2: Sorry to surprise you like this, but we're doing a

842
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 2: segment called a second Date Update, and one of our

843
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:27,880
Speaker 2: listeners asked us to reach out to you.

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00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 11: Okay, uh, okay, who was it that.

845
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:35,840
Speaker 1: It's like yes, And then it just dawned on me

846
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 1: what you just said.

847
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,479
Speaker 2: Maybe you don't realize what you're getting yourself into here.

848
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 2: But a guy named Mark met you the other night

849
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:44,359
Speaker 2: out at the bar.

850
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 15: Mar Oh, yeah, yeah, what what did he tell you?

851
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:54,800
Speaker 3: So far? Good reaction.

852
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 2: He told us a little bit about your guys' night

853
00:40:57,080 --> 00:41:00,800
Speaker 2: that you complimented him on his nice pink shirt. Mm hmmm,

854
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:04,520
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm sorry to stop. Is are you in

855
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,799
Speaker 2: a construction zone or are you in a stairwell?

856
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 3: Are you building a staircase?

857
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 15: There actually is contractors working underneath me in the apartment.

858
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:16,239
Speaker 15: I think you're streaking the popcorn feelings underneath me.

859
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:21,919
Speaker 1: That's good. Nobody wants those anymore. We're not ah TV.

860
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:24,320
Speaker 15: But now it's been days of this noise.

861
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're good.

862
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 2: I assumed that you had met somebody else that night

863
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 2: and brought him home and locked him in a room,

864
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:30,720
Speaker 2: And now he's.

865
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 3: Trying to.

866
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 1: I think Mark would still be that. Yeah, he jealous

867
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 1: that he wasn't the guy locked in the room.

868
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:39,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, because the whole reason that we're calling is Mark

869
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 2: told us he felt like he had a connection with you.

870
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:45,439
Speaker 15: Is that all that he told you?

871
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:47,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he said that you guys talked about

872
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:49,960
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff, like you talked about your childhood

873
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 1: and travel and.

874
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,720
Speaker 15: Yeah, did he tell you about our discussion about families?

875
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 3: He said childhood.

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00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 2: I mean he said, you guys talked about family stuff,

877
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 2: but not E didn't get into detail.

878
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 1: But the way you're saying it right now, it sounds

879
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:03,719
Speaker 1: like something bad.

880
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:04,240
Speaker 3: Yeah.

881
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 15: Yeah, well Mark, he definitely tried to get into detail.

882
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 15: So we were talking about families, and he asked to

883
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:14,239
Speaker 15: see a photo of my family. So I pulled one

884
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,759
Speaker 15: up from Christmas when we were all together, and it

885
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:21,240
Speaker 15: got really weird, and actually, honestly it got really rude.

886
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 15: He like honed in on my sister.

887
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 12: From the picture, yeah, and was.

888
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 15: Like his immediate reaction was, Wow, your sister are so gorgeous.

889
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:33,280
Speaker 11: Yeah, which I mean would have been.

890
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 15: Would have been okay, But then he kept going.

891
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, like maybe if anything, you compliment her mother, you.

892
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 1: Say beautiful family, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, And I'm telling

893
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:47,799
Speaker 1: you that's not a look.

894
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 9: You know.

895
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 15: He was asking a ton of questions, like he wanted

896
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:56,799
Speaker 15: to know how old she was, where she lives, You're

897
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 15: going to try to find her on Instagram? Why are

898
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,000
Speaker 15: you asking so many question?

899
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:07,480
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, we didn't hear any of that stuff from him.

900
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 1: But he did want to call you and your sister.

901
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 15: Yeah, like phone number otherwise he probably was why're.

902
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:17,839
Speaker 3: We're trying to help here?

903
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:21,480
Speaker 2: Remember, And I need to tell you at this point

904
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:24,359
Speaker 2: that Mark is on the other line listening to this call.

905
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 1: I think he needs great.

906
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:30,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, he wants to talk to you unless your sister

907
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 2: is there right now, in which Das put her off.

908
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 15: I mean, Mark, you had to have read my reaction

909
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:44,520
Speaker 15: when you kept asking about my sister, Like I pretty

910
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:47,040
Speaker 15: much stopped talking to you all together once you wouldn't

911
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:47,880
Speaker 15: leave it alone.

912
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 11: I think you seriously misconstrued everything I was saying.

913
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 15: Why I don't think, I don't think.

914
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 3: So what did she misunderstand? Mark?

915
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:01,279
Speaker 11: If you'd seen her and her family, It's like when

916
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 11: you go buy a picture frame and there's like a

917
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:04,399
Speaker 11: stock photo in there.

918
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:06,800
Speaker 6: I mean, she's her mom.

919
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:09,840
Speaker 11: She's knockout for like, you would never think she was

920
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:10,879
Speaker 11: a mom, that for sure.

921
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:15,440
Speaker 15: Okay, now you're talking about my mom too, and now

922
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:17,399
Speaker 15: it's my sister and my mom would want to base

923
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 15: the whole family.

924
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 1: Yeah. Move on to a male sitting figure in the family. Please.

925
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:27,759
Speaker 11: Okay, well that's easy too, both the dad and her

926
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 11: older brother or I don't know if he was older

927
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 11: or not, but he looked like he kicked my butt.

928
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:32,359
Speaker 3: I don't know.

929
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:37,640
Speaker 1: So you're you were impressed by her family and it

930
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 1: just came off a good.

931
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 11: Jeans That's the word I should have used. But I

932
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:43,799
Speaker 11: was drown I don't know.

933
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:47,799
Speaker 2: Tamara said that she had a problem with you complementing

934
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:50,160
Speaker 2: the physical attractiveness of her sister.

935
00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:53,479
Speaker 15: Yeah, and it wasn't. You weren't going on.

936
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:54,479
Speaker 12: And on about my whole family.

937
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:57,440
Speaker 15: It was specifically just my sister for several minutes.

938
00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:00,359
Speaker 2: What would tamara be something that he should have said

939
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 2: that would have come off as a better reaction to

940
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:03,240
Speaker 2: seeing the photo?

941
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 15: I honestly, anything else. But you could have said, oh

942
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 15: my gosh, your family is so good looking, no wonder,

943
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:11,319
Speaker 15: you're so beautiful, like you could have given me an

944
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 15: out of that.

945
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 1: Do you hear that? Mark? Does that click for you?

946
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 11: Totally? Sorry, it's clicking for me now. I was just

947
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 11: in the moment, I was star struck by your sister's like,

948
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,279
Speaker 11: she's beautiful.

949
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 15: Again, he's on it again. This is insane.

950
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 11: But starting to be honest here and tell you what

951
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,200
Speaker 11: was going on in the moment, And you never even

952
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:37,279
Speaker 11: told me is she older or younger than you? Too?

953
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 11: Like I have been thinking about that.

954
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 15: You've been thinking about it. You've been okay, so you've

955
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:48,400
Speaker 15: been trying to but not really a question mark. Isn't

956
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 15: really trying to test me? That's like the bare minimum.

957
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 15: But you've been thinking about my sister and her age

958
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 15: since then?

959
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 12: This is creepy.

960
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 3: He's just trying to get to know your family.

961
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 6: I'm sure I'm.

962
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,839
Speaker 11: Trying to avoid being creepy because I want to make

963
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 11: sure she's not like super young or something.

964
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 1: What are you doing question? You shut your mouth.

965
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 15: You don't need to make sure of that because you're

966
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:11,879
Speaker 15: never going to meet her.

967
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:17,400
Speaker 1: Well, that's because she's not invited on their next day.

968
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 2: Okay, Mark, you need to just be quiet. Let me

969
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:21,880
Speaker 2: try and help you here for a second.

970
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:22,319
Speaker 3: If I can.

971
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:23,880
Speaker 1: I don't think you can, Tamara.

972
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:27,239
Speaker 2: As a guy, it's difficult to be in a situation

973
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 2: where you're meeting somebody new and they show you a

974
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:33,239
Speaker 2: picture of a gorgeous woman and it happens to be

975
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 2: your sister like that.

976
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 3: It's a trap. It's a trap.

977
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:39,200
Speaker 2: It's hard to know the right thing when you're drinking.

978
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:40,960
Speaker 2: That is the right compliment to give you?

979
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 1: Would you say the right thing? When he was sober

980
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 1: on the phone, Jeff, you can't use alcohol as.

981
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:49,360
Speaker 2: I'm sure that he's pounding alcohol right now. He's totally

982
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:52,719
Speaker 2: nervous and flustered. Because the truth is, Tomara, the reason

983
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 2: why he reached out to us is because he likes

984
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 2: you that much that he's willing to do whatever it

985
00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:58,640
Speaker 2: takes to see you again.

986
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 15: No, I I think at this point I don't trust

987
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:02,839
Speaker 15: that he just wants to get to my.

988
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:03,520
Speaker 11: Sister through me.

989
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:05,320
Speaker 15: So there's no way that that's happening.

990
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:08,439
Speaker 2: If you don't trust what I say. Let Mark tell you, Mark,

991
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:09,320
Speaker 2: this is your chance.

992
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 11: I bluff, do I fold? I don't even know, man?

993
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:14,799
Speaker 6: Mark?

994
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:16,399
Speaker 3: Are you texting the girl that told you to wear

995
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 3: that pink shirt for advice? I want what to say here.

996
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,279
Speaker 11: I don't think she would help. You probably did this

997
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 11: whole deeper for me. Now you've dug it deep enough

998
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 11: on your own.

999
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 1: It is. It is, honestly like one big pink grave

1000
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:29,480
Speaker 1: to be honest, Yeah, is.

1001
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:31,760
Speaker 3: There another color that can fix a yellow?

1002
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 1: Where else?

1003
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 3: It feels like the moment has come and gone.

1004
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:37,280
Speaker 1: So to the valiant effort.

1005
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 2: Jeffrey to Mary, we were going to offer to send

1006
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:40,600
Speaker 2: you out on a date, but it sounds like it's

1007
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:40,840
Speaker 2: a no.

1008
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1009
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:44,799
Speaker 11: I think, all right.

1010
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 2: Okay, So in that case, are you cool if you

1011
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:47,960
Speaker 2: just give him your sister's Instagram now?

1012
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:50,840
Speaker 1: So if you're just text me to it, you know

1013
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 1: he's already.

1014
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:55,319
Speaker 15: Found shocked if he had not found her at all?

1015
00:47:55,440 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 3: Right, Well, good. I'm glad you shift them. Congratulations, it's

1016
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 3: looking Jeffrey.

1017
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 2: In the morning, we ever get an update update email

1018
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 2: from Mark saying, hey, I found her sister and it

1019
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 2: worked out way better. Do I reply to that email,

1020
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:13,839
Speaker 2: Brook or pretend like I didn't see it?

1021
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:17,279
Speaker 1: You reply because you love it. I don't know what

1022
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 1: to do if someone shows you a hot woman.

1023
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 2: I said, if you're drinking as a guy and you're

1024
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:25,120
Speaker 2: presented with a hot woman and you're in the moment,

1025
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 2: you might say the wrong thing.

1026
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 3: As a dude, we tend to make those mistakes.

1027
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 1: Okay, but you don't say the wrong thing over and

1028
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 1: over and over and.

1029
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was like he doubled down.

1030
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 1: So it's whatever.

1031
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:41,279
Speaker 2: That relationship is probably never gonna happen. Wouldn't it be

1032
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 2: interesting if Tamara like found somebody in.

1033
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:46,800
Speaker 3: Mark's family he had a secret brother.

1034
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:50,720
Speaker 2: Tamara's dating Mark's dad, Mark is dating her sister. Mark's

1035
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:52,080
Speaker 2: mom is with Tamara's brother.

1036
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 1: Don't feel too much like my hometown.

1037
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:55,280
Speaker 3: I don't think I'm.

1038
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 1: Here for it.

1039
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:56,880
Speaker 3: Talk about a weird Thanksgiving?

1040
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, somehow they're like stepsisters.

1041
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:02,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's actually pretty easy Thanksgiving. There'll only be like

1042
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 1: four people there.

1043
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, Mark Tamara, we have our fingers crossed for your

1044
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 2: both of your families.

1045
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:12,120
Speaker 3: And all of this started because of one pink shirt.

1046
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:13,759
Speaker 1: Everyone's going to be in pink at the bar.

1047
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:17,759
Speaker 2: But if you ever need help with your dating live

1048
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 2: email the show. We'll call that person that's not calling

1049
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:21,759
Speaker 2: you back. You can check out all of our second

1050
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:24,600
Speaker 2: Day podcast wherever you get yours at Brooke and Jeffrey.

1051
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:26,840
Speaker 9: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

1052
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:30,720
Speaker 3: One of the best inventions in recent history, no question.

1053
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:34,440
Speaker 3: Are air tags. Oh yeah, you can.

1054
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 2: Slap them on anything that you don't want to lose.

1055
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 2: Your keys, your pets. You give an air tag, your

1056
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:42,399
Speaker 2: air tag in case you lose that.

1057
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:49,359
Speaker 3: Okay, a fun game.

1058
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:52,160
Speaker 2: But wouldn't it be nice if you could AirTag that

1059
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 2: cute stranger that you randomly met out what.

1060
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 1: Says you can't? There's actually los.

1061
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:03,279
Speaker 2: I can't not like a weird stockery way, just so

1062
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:06,000
Speaker 2: that you could guarantee that you would definitely run into

1063
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 2: them again someday.

1064
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:09,680
Speaker 1: You know what that is, use will hold up a court.

1065
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:13,640
Speaker 1: I wasn't being a weird stalker. I just wanted to

1066
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:15,520
Speaker 1: see them over and over and over again.

1067
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:19,160
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, most people can't air tag their love interests, so

1068
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 2: instead they have to track them down a different way

1069
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:26,880
Speaker 2: to find them on Craigslist. That's why with the brand

1070
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:30,480
Speaker 2: new misconnections, we're gonna read the strangest ones coming up

1071
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:31,319
Speaker 2: right after this.

1072
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 9: KTI misconnections that was staring.

1073
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 2: There's only two places to find true love in this world.

1074
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 2: One is on Willy Wonka's chocolate factory tour. After your

1075
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:46,960
Speaker 2: body swells into a giant blueberry and Umpah Lumpa offers

1076
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:47,920
Speaker 2: to de juice you.

1077
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:51,880
Speaker 1: Yea gonna, I don't know why are you excited about it?

1078
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:53,520
Speaker 3: It's not going to turn down that offer.

1079
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 2: The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org

1080
00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:00,440
Speaker 2: website that we scour every week to find the best

1081
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 2: misconnections they have to offer, like this first one titled

1082
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:07,360
Speaker 2: I Want to Run Your Bases A man for a

1083
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:12,640
Speaker 2: Woman thirty three baseball game Stadium district says. If I

1084
00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 2: remember right, you were the cute blonde with the blue

1085
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:19,319
Speaker 2: baseball cap sitting three rows in front of me or

1086
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:20,280
Speaker 2: was it thirteen?

1087
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:22,280
Speaker 3: That's a big difference.

1088
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 2: I was drinking quite a bit that day, but there

1089
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:28,719
Speaker 2: was a three somewhere in there. I tried to get

1090
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 2: your attention a few times by throwing peanuts at the

1091
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:32,040
Speaker 2: back of your neck.

1092
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 1: God, I hope he has only three rows. He just

1093
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,960
Speaker 1: overarmed it as as thirteen rows ahead.

1094
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:40,600
Speaker 2: The one time you did turn around, I raised my

1095
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 2: hand and said, that's me.

1096
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:46,879
Speaker 3: I think I throw peanuts at you.

1097
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 2: The game's pretty fuzzy, but one of the things I

1098
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:53,120
Speaker 2: do remember is blowing you kisses as you went into

1099
00:51:53,120 --> 00:52:00,399
Speaker 2: the women's restaurant the Fast. I didn't mean to follow

1100
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:03,200
Speaker 2: you up the concourse. It just happened because I needed

1101
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:06,000
Speaker 2: a lot of napkins. I was gonna use most of

1102
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,400
Speaker 2: them to clean up the beer I spilled in my pants,

1103
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 2: but I also wanted to write my number down for.

1104
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 3: You, Hey multitasker.

1105
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:16,160
Speaker 2: By the time you got out of the restroom, I'd

1106
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:19,799
Speaker 2: written my number down wrong four times, and I had

1107
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:25,440
Speaker 2: to throw all the napkins aways. The last moment I

1108
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:28,400
Speaker 2: saw you was when I yelled wait, but tripped on

1109
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:31,759
Speaker 2: a half eaten ice cream sandwich and fell down the

1110
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:34,440
Speaker 2: aisle face first.

1111
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,120
Speaker 1: How is this guy that getting kicked out?

1112
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:39,360
Speaker 2: I don't know if you saw any of that, but

1113
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:44,280
Speaker 2: you definitely saw alcohol enforcement come and take me away.

1114
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:47,839
Speaker 2: That got put up on the jumbo tron hashtag celebrity

1115
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:54,000
Speaker 2: statususe I only spent an hour in their tiny jail

1116
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:57,239
Speaker 2: because I soiled myself on purpose so that you would.

1117
00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:58,120
Speaker 3: Have to let me leave.

1118
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:06,200
Speaker 2: Gentlemen's escape blowing you virtual Craigslist kisses that signed Dobe

1119
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:10,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, get away from him.

1120
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 11: Yeah.

1121
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:16,400
Speaker 2: His next misconnection is titled I Got splashed, Then I

1122
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:21,960
Speaker 2: splashed O woman for man seventies water.

1123
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 3: It's at the water park.

1124
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:28,800
Speaker 1: They say, how okay, I didn't know that old people

1125
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 1: way to the water park.

1126
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:36,880
Speaker 2: She says, I never learned how to swim, but my

1127
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:40,640
Speaker 2: family dragged me to the water park last Saturday, and

1128
00:53:40,719 --> 00:53:45,440
Speaker 2: I'm glad they did because otherwise I wouldn't have met you.

1129
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:47,920
Speaker 3: You were the lifeguard over at the wave pool.

1130
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:51,520
Speaker 2: Has anybody ever told you you look exactly like a

1131
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:56,319
Speaker 2: silver haired David Hasselhoff. I could be off in my

1132
00:53:56,400 --> 00:54:00,160
Speaker 2: comparison because my stigmatism was acting up that day. I

1133
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:02,440
Speaker 2: was wearing my prescription tryfocals.

1134
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, So in her head she's literally like, oh yeah, yeah, sure, I.

1135
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 2: Wanted to talk to you, but I was nervous, so

1136
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 2: I offered you some of my famous homemade egg salad.

1137
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:17,600
Speaker 1: Sandwich hot.

1138
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:21,360
Speaker 2: The secret is leaving the eggs out of the refrigerator

1139
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:25,239
Speaker 2: for at least ten days to let the yolks and

1140
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:27,239
Speaker 2: albumin really ruminates.

1141
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:30,600
Speaker 1: I can smell that from here.

1142
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:33,959
Speaker 2: I sat next to you and we shared a laugh

1143
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,760
Speaker 2: while pointing at each other's mayonnaise covered mouths.

1144
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:41,279
Speaker 1: Ye wait, wait, why did he take it?

1145
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:44,000
Speaker 2: I think at one point I'm pretty sure I noticed

1146
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,960
Speaker 2: you staring at my backside in my pink one piece.

1147
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:54,399
Speaker 2: Don't worry, there's plenty more where that came from, because

1148
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:56,120
Speaker 2: I had it worked on and kept the.

1149
00:54:56,120 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 3: Extra that even me I did a jar.

1150
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:06,120
Speaker 2: I feel like such an oopsie doozle because after I

1151
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:10,040
Speaker 2: got your number, my grand nephew lost it by the lockers. Oh.

1152
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:12,880
Speaker 2: I know he's only six, but I have a feeling

1153
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:14,840
Speaker 2: he's probably not going to college.

1154
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

1155
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:20,400
Speaker 2: So if you see this message, give me your number

1156
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:23,279
Speaker 2: on here. I'll send you my address so you can

1157
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:26,799
Speaker 2: cannon ball over and see some of the extra I've

1158
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:27,600
Speaker 2: been keeping it.

1159
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:31,400
Speaker 1: Call signs your egg collection.

1160
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:33,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, signed petunia.

1161
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:41,360
Speaker 2: Oh, let's go to your next misconnection titled Sweaty Encounters

1162
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:46,400
Speaker 2: of the Heart Man for Man twenty eight Jim Okay

1163
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:51,560
Speaker 2: you six foot tall, five o'clock shadow black underarmor shirt

1164
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:54,879
Speaker 2: stacked like a tower of Arby's man meat.

1165
00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:57,360
Speaker 1: That is the best description.

1166
00:55:57,600 --> 00:55:59,880
Speaker 2: I almost fainted when you asked me to come spot.

1167
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:02,880
Speaker 2: It was the most difficult thing in the world for

1168
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:05,839
Speaker 2: me to concentrate as you punished that bench press bar

1169
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:07,880
Speaker 2: like a pinata on parole.

1170
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:10,640
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I don't know, but it sounds like this

1171
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:13,400
Speaker 1: guy is going to write a new novel that Alexis

1172
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:14,040
Speaker 1: is going to end up.

1173
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:17,880
Speaker 2: At one point, I decided to make my move and

1174
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:20,680
Speaker 2: I told you there's a certain exercise you're not doing

1175
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:24,160
Speaker 2: that's going to totally help your chest. So I sat

1176
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:28,440
Speaker 2: on it for two straight minutes. I'm not sure you

1177
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:31,000
Speaker 2: bought it, but doesn't matter, because we became.

1178
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 1: Closer it's suffocated.

1179
00:56:34,719 --> 00:56:37,640
Speaker 2: Afterwards, I offered to rub eucalyptus oil on your body

1180
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:42,080
Speaker 2: for quicker muscle recovery, but you gave me that look like, hey,

1181
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:45,359
Speaker 2: is there something going on here? And I gave you

1182
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:50,320
Speaker 2: that look back that said, yeah, daddy something. I haven't

1183
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:53,759
Speaker 2: seen you at the gym since, and the manager's been

1184
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:56,359
Speaker 2: a total jerk hole for not allowing me to check

1185
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:58,880
Speaker 2: the security footage to see if you're coming in at

1186
00:56:58,920 --> 00:56:59,920
Speaker 2: different times than me.

1187
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 6: He's at another location.

1188
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:04,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you see this, let's chill at my

1189
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:08,560
Speaker 2: place because you and me together, we have the meats.

1190
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:12,720
Speaker 3: And I need to be slow roasted.

1191
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:20,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, Fan, that's signed pell All.

1192
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:26,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want a sandwich. Those are your Craigslist misconnections

1193
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:26,640
Speaker 3: for the week.

1194
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:29,560
Speaker 9: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1195
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 2: We've got a certified winner on the phone right now

1196
00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:42,360
Speaker 2: named Thomas because he is one in zero against you

1197
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:42,919
Speaker 2: all time.

1198
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:46,960
Speaker 3: Last time he was on there, he took the victory.

1199
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:51,760
Speaker 2: And Thomas does work on the railroad all the livelong

1200
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:58,520
Speaker 2: day because he's an electrician running exactly, he's running conduit

1201
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:00,959
Speaker 2: for Amtrak, putting cameras in.

1202
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 3: A lot of cameras going everywhere.

1203
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 2: Amtrak know you're installing cameras or is this like your

1204
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:08,280
Speaker 2: own personal thing?

1205
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:10,080
Speaker 1: That's a good point. Are you gonna get busted?

1206
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:12,440
Speaker 11: Yeah, well they're paying me to do it, so.

1207
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:14,959
Speaker 2: Okay then, because we and a guy here at work

1208
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:17,479
Speaker 2: putting cameras in our office and now he's in jail.

1209
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:20,680
Speaker 3: So that was a true story here.

1210
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:24,600
Speaker 1: That's not even a lot. We haven't found any of

1211
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:27,680
Speaker 1: the cameras yet, so we don't know if there's still Yeah.

1212
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:31,920
Speaker 2: I just when I go to the bathroom now, So Thomas,

1213
00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:34,080
Speaker 2: just know that your actions have consequences.

1214
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:36,240
Speaker 3: Okay, and we're gonna send Brook out of the studio.

1215
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:37,680
Speaker 12: He's just doing his job.

1216
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:42,120
Speaker 3: I know what you're doing over there by the railroad. Thomas.

1217
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:45,200
Speaker 2: Anyway, you got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.

1218
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:46,520
Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you could say past. But

1219
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:48,280
Speaker 3: you have to beat Brooke outright if you want to win?

1220
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:49,720
Speaker 3: Are you ready?

1221
00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:50,680
Speaker 10: Lack?

1222
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:53,480
Speaker 2: Your time starts now? On this day in eighteen eighty five,

1223
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:55,720
Speaker 2: the Statue of Liberty arrived in New York City as

1224
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:59,160
Speaker 2: a gift from France. Was it already assembled or unassembled?

1225
00:58:59,520 --> 00:58:59,720
Speaker 9: It was?

1226
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:03,880
Speaker 3: What type of cartoon character was Speedy Gonzales.

1227
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:06,240
Speaker 13: A race car driver?

1228
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:09,040
Speaker 2: What ocean is in between the United States and the

1229
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:11,360
Speaker 2: United Kingdom Atlantic?

1230
00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:11,919
Speaker 3: What chess?

1231
00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:14,480
Speaker 2: Peace can move in any direction but only one square

1232
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:18,480
Speaker 2: at a time. The US States border three different oceans,

1233
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:19,840
Speaker 2: the Pacific, Atlantic?

1234
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:20,680
Speaker 3: And what else?

1235
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:21,960
Speaker 9: Uh?

1236
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:23,160
Speaker 5: Indian?

1237
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:27,560
Speaker 2: All right, Thomas, well done there. Brook's gonna come back

1238
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:31,200
Speaker 2: into the studio. And aside from putting cameras up everywhere

1239
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:32,560
Speaker 2: so you could spy on us, what else you got

1240
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:33,320
Speaker 2: planned for the summer?

1241
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:36,720
Speaker 11: Not much, just working out with the kids, do some

1242
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:37,360
Speaker 11: bike riding.

1243
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:38,800
Speaker 3: Who's kids? Your kids?

1244
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:40,040
Speaker 11: My kids?

1245
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:41,680
Speaker 3: Okay, we're making you sound.

1246
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:45,600
Speaker 6: I just realized everything, he says.

1247
00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:51,240
Speaker 3: We're like you sickos you. How many kids you have?

1248
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:53,760
Speaker 11: I got you boys?

1249
00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:55,760
Speaker 1: How old are they?

1250
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:58,120
Speaker 11: Seven and nine? Oh?

1251
00:59:58,160 --> 01:00:01,360
Speaker 3: My goodness? Are you? Are you okay? Do you need help?

1252
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:03,760
Speaker 11: I got a wonderful wife.

1253
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:07,080
Speaker 1: But nothing nice in your house anymore?

1254
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:09,840
Speaker 11: Everything absolutely destroyed?

1255
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:10,200
Speaker 9: Yeah?

1256
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:15,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Well, Brook, is your turn? Are you ready?

1257
01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:15,920
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1258
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:17,040
Speaker 3: Your time starts now.

1259
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:19,480
Speaker 2: On this day in eighteen eighty five, the Statue of

1260
01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:22,120
Speaker 2: Liberty arrived in New York City as a gift from France.

1261
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:24,440
Speaker 3: Was it already assembled or unassembled?

1262
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:25,200
Speaker 1: Unassembled?

1263
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:28,200
Speaker 3: What type of cartoon character was Speedy Gonzales?

1264
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:29,000
Speaker 4: Uh?

1265
01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:31,160
Speaker 1: Speedy Gonzalez was a little mouse.

1266
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:34,000
Speaker 3: What ocean is in between the United States and the

1267
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 3: United Kingdom?

1268
01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:35,240
Speaker 12: Uh?

1269
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:36,080
Speaker 1: The Atlantic?

1270
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:39,320
Speaker 3: What chess? Peace can move in any direction, but only

1271
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:40,600
Speaker 3: one square at a time?

1272
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:45,400
Speaker 2: The king US States border three different oceans, the Pacific Atlantic?

1273
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:46,280
Speaker 3: And what else?

1274
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:47,880
Speaker 1: The Gulf of Mexico.

1275
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:49,720
Speaker 3: Is that an ocean?

1276
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:50,200
Speaker 6: In your mind?

1277
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:52,960
Speaker 3: Brook? That's interesting. Let's go to the scoreboard and see

1278
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:55,320
Speaker 3: how we did with Jose I've got a hangover.

1279
01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:56,640
Speaker 11: Who knows what that means?

1280
01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:58,160
Speaker 1: Does that mean you're drunk?

1281
01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:02,680
Speaker 3: No, means how drunk yesterday?

1282
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:05,320
Speaker 2: One of the best movies of all time anyway, Thomas,

1283
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:06,680
Speaker 2: you got to correct today?

1284
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:16,800
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, And Bronk you got four Lximo double up there,

1285
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:18,800
Speaker 4: So the all time record goes to one in one.

1286
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:20,760
Speaker 3: Let's go over the answers for everybody. On this day.

1287
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:23,520
Speaker 2: In eighteen eighty five, the Statue of Liberty arrived in

1288
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:27,240
Speaker 2: New York from France. It came unassembled. It's like an

1289
01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:29,960
Speaker 2: Ikea furnitures deal. You had to build it yourself.

1290
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,760
Speaker 1: I feel like an it is because I honestly never

1291
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:36,080
Speaker 1: thought about that, And I'm imagining like the flood delivery floating.

1292
01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:36,120
Speaker 6: In the ocean.

1293
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:40,400
Speaker 2: Xpeedy Gonzalez was a famous cartoon mouse who you won't

1294
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:44,200
Speaker 2: find on TV anymore. Between the United States and the

1295
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:47,840
Speaker 2: United Kingdom, you'd find the Atlantic Ocean. The chess piece

1296
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:50,040
Speaker 2: that can move in any direction only one square at

1297
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:53,080
Speaker 2: a time is the king and the three oceans that

1298
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:56,880
Speaker 2: border US States are the Pacific, the Atlantic, and the Arctica.

1299
01:01:57,440 --> 01:01:59,680
Speaker 3: Up by elastica. Do you forget about that?

1300
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:00,000
Speaker 13: One.

1301
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:02,400
Speaker 2: So Thomas, it was not enough to beat Brooke here,

1302
01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:06,640
Speaker 2: but just for playing you do win twenty six dollars in.

1303
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:08,280
Speaker 3: Dick's Drive in Bouchers.

1304
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:14,360
Speaker 2: Dick's Driving is celebrating their seventieth anniversary SPNW hometown favorite

1305
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:17,480
Speaker 2: burger Joints serving up fresh, never frozen, juicy Burger's handcut

1306
01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:21,280
Speaker 2: fries and hand dip shakes since nineteen fifty four with

1307
01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:23,560
Speaker 2: nine locations in the Greater Seattle area.

1308
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:25,320
Speaker 5: Sounds good, and Brook, I'll be back.

1309
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:28,640
Speaker 1: Oh, you'll be back all right? I like that. What

1310
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:30,040
Speaker 1: do you think went wrong this time?

1311
01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:32,320
Speaker 11: Apparently I'm too creepy.

1312
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:32,680
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1313
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:36,040
Speaker 12: Man.

1314
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:37,520
Speaker 3: We love you Thomas here.

1315
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:39,840
Speaker 2: Awesome, dude, thank you so much for coming on the show.

1316
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:42,040
Speaker 2: Come back anytime. Okay, thanks, all right, we'll be back

1317
01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:43,720
Speaker 2: to do Windbrooks Buck same time tomorrow

1318
01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:46,440
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.