Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and
Speaker 1: the subject is my husband has got to have it.
Speaker 1: But right now the nephew in the building with today's
Speaker 1: prank phone call? What do you have for us today? Yes,
Speaker 1: I will just give you number four out of nowhere?
Speaker 1: What is it? This is another number four? Ignorant moment?
Speaker 1: What is it? Not the beach we're going down now?
Speaker 1: You know what? You don't stop this. This is just
Speaker 1: the last comedy. Let me go to another beach and
Speaker 1: we're asking me about that beach one moment? Yeah, what
Speaker 1: you gotta pray for you? Wedding in Jamaica, Queens. Wedding
Speaker 1: in Jamaica, Queen, let's go. Kid. Hello, Hello, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to reach ivan place he's not in at the moment.
Speaker 1: This is Janice. Can I help you? My name is Mark.
Speaker 1: I'm calling from a travel agency. Oh hey, how are
Speaker 1: you doing. I'm good, I'm good. Um, I actually have
Speaker 1: some information for him. He just finished paying his last payment.
Speaker 1: As far as you all trenling, you guys are getting
Speaker 1: you guys are getting married, going on a honeymoon. Is
Speaker 1: that right? Right? Right? Next month than congratulations, Yes, thank you. Okay, well, listen,
Speaker 1: I got your information for you, and I wanted to
Speaker 1: make sure the million address was correct so I could,
Speaker 1: uh know, you guys flight tickets out as well as
Speaker 1: a few poems and things like that to you guys
Speaker 1: to be pretty much well taken care of. Okay, this
Speaker 1: sounds good. Okay, are you pretty pretty excited about this? Oh?
Speaker 1: I'm excited, very excited. I can't tell you okay, good, good, good, Well,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what in April. I tell you, Jamaica
Speaker 1: Queens is gonna be a great place, and uh, the
Speaker 1: snow will have burned off by then and it'll be
Speaker 1: pretty much, uh the summer coming around. You know, snow
Speaker 1: Jamaica Queens. No, we're going to Chios in Jamaica, you
Speaker 1: know the islands the wait wait wait wait wait wait
Speaker 1: wait wait wait, there's no snow. Okay, hang on, hang on,
Speaker 1: hang on. I've been working with Ivan on this for
Speaker 1: quite some time, and I actually have you guys book
Speaker 1: to go to Jamaica Queens. Now, there has to be
Speaker 1: some sort of mistake because we're going to Charia. Okay,
Speaker 1: but that's not what I am and I have I
Speaker 1: have Jamaica Queens. I have New York. Okay, well, I'm
Speaker 1: telling you you're wrong. I don't know if you pulled
Speaker 1: up the wrong person. No, right, I'm sorry, Ivan and
Speaker 1: Jays and you guys are going out the second weekend
Speaker 1: in April. Is that correct? That's correct? But we're going
Speaker 1: to Zaria. No, why are you guys scheduling for Jamaica Queens.
Speaker 1: There's a problem then, because I'm not getting married there.
Speaker 1: UM love New York, but I'm not getting married there.
Speaker 1: So what do we need to do? I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know what to do at this point right now.
Speaker 1: I'm I need you to figure that out because I'm
Speaker 1: getting married next month. And I understand that, and I
Speaker 1: understand that. But I worked diligently with your fiance, so
Speaker 1: to speak, and I got you guys scheduled for Jamaica Queens.
Speaker 1: I have the hotel's boom and somebody. I know it
Speaker 1: was not Ivan. I know it was not him. I
Speaker 1: love New York, but that's not where I'm getting married.
Speaker 1: Understand understand what you're saying now. Okay, I'm letting you
Speaker 1: know because you're you're raising your voice and me I'm
Speaker 1: letting you know that I even had scheduled there and
Speaker 1: you guys are scheduled to make a Queens. Okay, you
Speaker 1: don't let me know where I'm getting married. We've written
Speaker 1: you check. So I need you to correct the problem,
Speaker 1: and I will continue to raise my boys until you
Speaker 1: are somebody at your damn wherever you are, corrects the problem.
Speaker 1: I have to. Okay, you're not gonna yell at me.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tryvations and now you're yelling at me. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not yelling. I'm trying to keep my composure. Okay,
Speaker 1: I've been working with you. We're done. I need to
Speaker 1: talk to your superior. I'm sorry. We spent way too
Speaker 1: much money. I'm getting married next month and you're calling
Speaker 1: and telling me that I I need somebody else on
Speaker 1: the phone. Okay, I need somebody. You need to tell
Speaker 1: me where you are because I'm here to come on here.
Speaker 1: Where where are you? Let's give me a moment. I'm
Speaker 1: pulling it up to see if I can get some
Speaker 1: flights out to reals. Okay, Okay, I did not be
Speaker 1: this last minute. Oh I told him to go. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, the flights are completely booked that week. Something
Speaker 1: just trying to unless you want to get a private
Speaker 1: jet for fifty or sixty dollars. Man, there's no way
Speaker 1: I can get you in or out of pay dollars.
Speaker 1: Make it happen. You need to make something happen. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm being not You don't want to talk to Ida,
Speaker 1: so trust me. You need to make something happen. Get
Speaker 1: back on your little computer called somebody else in the road.
Speaker 1: You need to be nice when you tell you you
Speaker 1: continue to raise your boys at me. Now you're using
Speaker 1: profanity at me. Ya, it's going to Jamaica, queen. Listen
Speaker 1: to me. It was your job to take care of
Speaker 1: transportation for us to get from the US to ut Real,
Speaker 1: from Cheria to Mantego Bay. However that supposed to handle
Speaker 1: it happened. You were supposed to handle it, and they
Speaker 1: don't handle it. Young Man said, you guys were going
Speaker 1: to Jamaica, queen, and that's what I took for Now,
Speaker 1: maybe he said, I said Jamaica queens. We were very clear,
Speaker 1: and I know he was very clear. I'm being very
Speaker 1: clear right now. If you just listen to me, you
Speaker 1: have one job. How you screw that up? I do
Speaker 1: not know, but I need you to make it happen.
Speaker 1: He's not going to happen. You're going to Jamaica, queen.
Speaker 1: Maybe you are his queen and he's taking you to Jamaica,
Speaker 1: but that's not how he said. Listen to Sep, I'm
Speaker 1: not getting married in New York. Do you understand me?
Speaker 1: Don't mention New York one more time in this conversation.
Speaker 1: Do not mention New York? Why not mention New York
Speaker 1: when that is the actual ticket I have your schedule
Speaker 1: for Because you screwed that up and you can already
Speaker 1: correct it. Get on the computer and correct it. Fit
Speaker 1: it out. Your job is, listen to me. Your job
Speaker 1: is from Autorel to Montego Bay. Focus on that, working
Speaker 1: out making offense. I'm not gonna sit here and go
Speaker 1: back and forth with you, okay. I need you, first
Speaker 1: of all, to stop yelling at me. What the kind
Speaker 1: of customer service do you keep us think this is?
Speaker 1: I asked you earlier in this conversation to get somebody
Speaker 1: else on the phone if you cannot help me. Now,
Speaker 1: what I need you to do is figure out how
Speaker 1: you're gonna get me from Ultra Reals to Montego Bay
Speaker 1: and I'm not getting on a boat. Don't bring up boat,
Speaker 1: don't bring up New York. I need you to work now.
Speaker 1: Don't tell me where I'm going to spend my honeymoon.
Speaker 1: How do spend your honeymoon in Jamaica, Queens, New York?
Speaker 1: Your fiance made a mistake. I'm not gonna pay for
Speaker 1: the mistake, okay, And don't have a phone to put
Speaker 1: you off something we don't want to prepare get Do
Speaker 1: you hear me? Are you listening to me? I can't
Speaker 1: work it out. I've already told you there's nothing about
Speaker 1: Can you get through your aunty out of head? Just
Speaker 1: call me? Look, I need you to get somebody else
Speaker 1: on this. I promise you I'm about to reach through
Speaker 1: this phone and snatch you up by your neck. Here
Speaker 1: are you talking to me like this? This is the
Speaker 1: kind of service you get when you make mistakes and
Speaker 1: don't know whether hell you want to go? Wait in
Speaker 1: make some mistake and we know exactly where we want
Speaker 1: to go, and you are not listening to me to
Speaker 1: my tea bay, do you understand? Don't understand what you're something?
Speaker 1: I need you to understand. Are you listening to me? Yes?
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Speaker 1: not My hands are shaking. Oh my god. You don't
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