WEBVTT - Wedding In Jamaica Queens

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and

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<v Speaker 1>the subject is my husband has got to have it.

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<v Speaker 1>But right now the nephew in the building with today's

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<v Speaker 1>prank phone call? What do you have for us today? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I will just give you number four out of nowhere?

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<v Speaker 1>What is it? This is another number four? Ignorant moment?

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<v Speaker 1>What is it? Not the beach we're going down now?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what? You don't stop this. This is just

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<v Speaker 1>the last comedy. Let me go to another beach and

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<v Speaker 1>we're asking me about that beach one moment? Yeah, what

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta pray for you? Wedding in Jamaica, Queens. Wedding

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<v Speaker 1>in Jamaica, Queen, let's go. Kid. Hello, Hello, I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to reach ivan place he's not in at the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Janice. Can I help you? My name is Mark.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling from a travel agency. Oh hey, how are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing. I'm good, I'm good. Um, I actually have

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<v Speaker 1>some information for him. He just finished paying his last payment.

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<v Speaker 1>As far as you all trenling, you guys are getting

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<v Speaker 1>you guys are getting married, going on a honeymoon. Is

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<v Speaker 1>that right? Right? Right? Next month than congratulations, Yes, thank you. Okay, well, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I got your information for you, and I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>make sure the million address was correct so I could,

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<v Speaker 1>uh know, you guys flight tickets out as well as

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<v Speaker 1>a few poems and things like that to you guys

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<v Speaker 1>to be pretty much well taken care of. Okay, this

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<v Speaker 1>sounds good. Okay, are you pretty pretty excited about this? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm excited, very excited. I can't tell you okay, good, good, good, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what in April. I tell you, Jamaica

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<v Speaker 1>Queens is gonna be a great place, and uh, the

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<v Speaker 1>snow will have burned off by then and it'll be

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<v Speaker 1>pretty much, uh the summer coming around. You know, snow

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<v Speaker 1>Jamaica Queens. No, we're going to Chios in Jamaica, you

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<v Speaker 1>know the islands the wait wait wait wait wait wait

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<v Speaker 1>wait wait wait, there's no snow. Okay, hang on, hang on,

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<v Speaker 1>hang on. I've been working with Ivan on this for

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<v Speaker 1>quite some time, and I actually have you guys book

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<v Speaker 1>to go to Jamaica Queens. Now, there has to be

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<v Speaker 1>some sort of mistake because we're going to Charia. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's not what I am and I have I

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<v Speaker 1>have Jamaica Queens. I have New York. Okay, well, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>telling you you're wrong. I don't know if you pulled

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<v Speaker 1>up the wrong person. No, right, I'm sorry, Ivan and

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<v Speaker 1>Jays and you guys are going out the second weekend

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<v Speaker 1>in April. Is that correct? That's correct? But we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to Zaria. No, why are you guys scheduling for Jamaica Queens.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a problem then, because I'm not getting married there.

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<v Speaker 1>UM love New York, but I'm not getting married there.

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<v Speaker 1>So what do we need to do? I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what to do at this point right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I need you to figure that out because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>getting married next month. And I understand that, and I

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<v Speaker 1>understand that. But I worked diligently with your fiance, so

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<v Speaker 1>to speak, and I got you guys scheduled for Jamaica Queens.

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<v Speaker 1>I have the hotel's boom and somebody. I know it

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<v Speaker 1>was not Ivan. I know it was not him. I

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<v Speaker 1>love New York, but that's not where I'm getting married.

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<v Speaker 1>Understand understand what you're saying now. Okay, I'm letting you

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<v Speaker 1>know because you're you're raising your voice and me I'm

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<v Speaker 1>letting you know that I even had scheduled there and

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<v Speaker 1>you guys are scheduled to make a Queens. Okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't let me know where I'm getting married. We've written

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<v Speaker 1>you check. So I need you to correct the problem,

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<v Speaker 1>and I will continue to raise my boys until you

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<v Speaker 1>are somebody at your damn wherever you are, corrects the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to. Okay, you're not gonna yell at me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tryvations and now you're yelling at me. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not yelling. I'm trying to keep my composure. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been working with you. We're done. I need to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to your superior. I'm sorry. We spent way too

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<v Speaker 1>much money. I'm getting married next month and you're calling

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<v Speaker 1>and telling me that I I need somebody else on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone. Okay, I need somebody. You need to tell

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<v Speaker 1>me where you are because I'm here to come on here.

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<v Speaker 1>Where where are you? Let's give me a moment. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>pulling it up to see if I can get some

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<v Speaker 1>flights out to reals. Okay, Okay, I did not be

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<v Speaker 1>this last minute. Oh I told him to go. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, the flights are completely booked that week. Something

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<v Speaker 1>just trying to unless you want to get a private

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<v Speaker 1>jet for fifty or sixty dollars. Man, there's no way

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<v Speaker 1>I can get you in or out of pay dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Make it happen. You need to make something happen. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm being not You don't want to talk to Ida,

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<v Speaker 1>so trust me. You need to make something happen. Get

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<v Speaker 1>back on your little computer called somebody else in the road.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to be nice when you tell you you

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<v Speaker 1>continue to raise your boys at me. Now you're using

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<v Speaker 1>profanity at me. Ya, it's going to Jamaica, queen. Listen

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<v Speaker 1>to me. It was your job to take care of

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<v Speaker 1>transportation for us to get from the US to ut Real,

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<v Speaker 1>from Cheria to Mantego Bay. However that supposed to handle

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<v Speaker 1>it happened. You were supposed to handle it, and they

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<v Speaker 1>don't handle it. Young Man said, you guys were going

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<v Speaker 1>to Jamaica, queen, and that's what I took for Now,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe he said, I said Jamaica queens. We were very clear,

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<v Speaker 1>and I know he was very clear. I'm being very

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<v Speaker 1>clear right now. If you just listen to me, you

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<v Speaker 1>have one job. How you screw that up? I do

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<v Speaker 1>not know, but I need you to make it happen.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not going to happen. You're going to Jamaica, queen.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you are his queen and he's taking you to Jamaica,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's not how he said. Listen to Sep, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not getting married in New York. Do you understand me?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't mention New York one more time in this conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>Do not mention New York? Why not mention New York

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<v Speaker 1>when that is the actual ticket I have your schedule

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<v Speaker 1>for Because you screwed that up and you can already

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<v Speaker 1>correct it. Get on the computer and correct it. Fit

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<v Speaker 1>it out. Your job is, listen to me. Your job

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<v Speaker 1>is from Autorel to Montego Bay. Focus on that, working

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<v Speaker 1>out making offense. I'm not gonna sit here and go

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<v Speaker 1>back and forth with you, okay. I need you, first

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<v Speaker 1>of all, to stop yelling at me. What the kind

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<v Speaker 1>of customer service do you keep us think this is?

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<v Speaker 1>I asked you earlier in this conversation to get somebody

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<v Speaker 1>else on the phone if you cannot help me. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>what I need you to do is figure out how

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna get me from Ultra Reals to Montego Bay

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm not getting on a boat. Don't bring up boat,

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<v Speaker 1>don't bring up New York. I need you to work now.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't tell me where I'm going to spend my honeymoon.

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<v Speaker 1>How do spend your honeymoon in Jamaica, Queens, New York?

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<v Speaker 1>Your fiance made a mistake. I'm not gonna pay for

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<v Speaker 1>the mistake, okay, And don't have a phone to put

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<v Speaker 1>you off something we don't want to prepare get Do

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<v Speaker 1>you hear me? Are you listening to me? I can't

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<v Speaker 1>work it out. I've already told you there's nothing about

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<v Speaker 1>Can you get through your aunty out of head? Just

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<v Speaker 1>call me? Look, I need you to get somebody else

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<v Speaker 1>on this. I promise you I'm about to reach through

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<v Speaker 1>this phone and snatch you up by your neck. Here

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<v Speaker 1>are you talking to me like this? This is the

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<v Speaker 1>kind of service you get when you make mistakes and

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<v Speaker 1>don't know whether hell you want to go? Wait in

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<v Speaker 1>make some mistake and we know exactly where we want

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<v Speaker 1>to go, and you are not listening to me to

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<v Speaker 1>my tea bay, do you understand? Don't understand what you're something?

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<v Speaker 1>I need you to understand. Are you listening to me? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>What this is nephew, Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>You just got franked by your girlfriend Cindy, who is

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<v Speaker 1>your matron up on? This is not funny, this is

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<v Speaker 1>not My hands are shaking. Oh my god. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if I could have found you. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a kid. Come on, not all at one time,

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<v Speaker 1>get a drumming. Let me drop this, let me drop

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<v Speaker 1>you of you coming up next. Strawberry letters, subject my

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<v Speaker 1>husband has got to have it. We'll get into it

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<v Speaker 1>right after this