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Speaker 1: It is time to ask the clo our chief love Officer,

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. Here we go, Kay and Dayton writes, my

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Speaker 1: husband prefers sexy time in the morning, and I'm okay

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Speaker 1: with it, but he insists that I showered beforehand. I'd

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Speaker 1: have to wake up earlier to shower before and after sex,

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Speaker 1: so I won't be late for work. Why is he

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Speaker 1: trying to regulate when I take my showers?

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Speaker 2: Why is any of that our business? That's like, you

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Speaker 2: know this, you know? Why are you trying to you

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Speaker 2: trying to tell me how to shower? Look, don't I

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Speaker 2: don't really know how that's how that's our business. Just

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Speaker 2: say no, you don't have a problem with getting frisky

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Speaker 2: in the morning. That ain't the problem you ain't it

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Speaker 2: ain't insistent that you be frisky. That ain't the problem.

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Speaker 2: You talking about whether you need to shower or not?

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Speaker 2: And he assists that you shower first. Hey, ma'am, Shirley,

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Speaker 2: what's the next question? I don't care.

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Speaker 1: Went in down, Just say all right, Troy and Charlotte

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Speaker 1: Coelo says, I'm having an affair with a younger woman

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Speaker 1: and every time we have sex, she asks from ask

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Speaker 1: me for money or she wants me to buy her something.

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Speaker 1: When we met, she was fine with dinner and drinks

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Speaker 1: before sex. Was she asking for money? Why is she

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Speaker 1: asking for money and gifts?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 1: Why?

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Speaker 2: Because dog, you are a sugar daddy? Why you don't

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Speaker 2: understand this part? Right here? Fan with a younger woman.

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Speaker 1: She thinks she likes him for him.

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Speaker 2: She don't like you. Oh, you are means to an end.

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Speaker 2: You are supposed to be a benefit package. This is

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Speaker 2: an exchange you're having. Listen to me, though, Listen to me.

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Speaker 2: You are participating in the oldest profession known on record.

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Speaker 2: It's a form of it, and you are participating in it,

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Speaker 2: and you can call it what you want to call it.

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Speaker 2: First of all, she ain't your wife. You think she

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Speaker 2: gonna give you what you want without you giving her

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Speaker 2: what she want? How does that work?

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Speaker 1: It's an affair. She's much younger, So there you go.

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Speaker 2: This affair has a label to it. You are a

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Speaker 2: sugar daddy. I don't know how old you are, bro,

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Speaker 2: but you're older than her. Yeah, listen to me. If

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Speaker 2: Tommy myself were out there while guess what we'd have

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Speaker 2: to be sugar daddies.

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Speaker 4: I would be I would be such a low budget

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Speaker 4: sugar daddy.

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Speaker 2: See and now Tommy he you know tight? So wow,

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Speaker 2: that's it all right?

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Speaker 1: Moving on Toesa and Seattle, Reesa writes, I overheard my

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Speaker 1: stepdad and my boyfriend talking about women. My stepdad said

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Speaker 1: he hates he's married because a lot of women want

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Speaker 1: to sleep with him. Really, he told my boyfriend not

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Speaker 1: to aver get married. Can I tell my mom that

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Speaker 1: her husband is unhappy? And he gave my boyfriend bad

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Speaker 1: advice about marriage? Wow?

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Speaker 3: Well they own your boy they own them, they want them,

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Speaker 3: they come, they didn't.

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Speaker 2: I'm hot. They're all on you. But I wasn't married,

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Speaker 2: which probably not true. Right, I'm just gonna go out

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Speaker 2: on the nail. Yeah, you knew how they wanted me. Boy,

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Speaker 2: I got them draped on there like a bad set

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Speaker 2: of curtains. Man, don't get married. I think it's a conversation.

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Speaker 2: You really just need to leave alone.

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Speaker 1: She overheard it, Yeah, she overheard it, and she's considering

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Speaker 1: telling her mom what she heard or what she overheard

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Speaker 1: her dad say.

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Speaker 2: It's her stepdad. Yeah, I don't think you need to

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Speaker 2: say that in that joking.

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Speaker 4: Why wouldn't ladies get information? They just can't hold it

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Speaker 4: and use it to their knowledge. Why they gotta say

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Speaker 4: something immediately?

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Speaker 1: Here's why? Why did mama doesn't care when the darky?

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Speaker 1: Why are men always saying stupid stuff?

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Speaker 2: You know? Shirley answered the question, Yeah, don't deflect with

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Speaker 2: another question. Tony asked you why y'all came hold water

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Speaker 2: while y'all say something stupid?

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Speaker 3: Because we stupid?

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Speaker 1: We're not denied it all right? Last one, Steve, This

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Speaker 1: is from Misha or Yeah, Misha and Philly. Misha writes,

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Speaker 1: I had a work trip, so I cooked all day

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Speaker 1: on Sunday to leave meals for my husband and two kids.

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Speaker 1: When I got back home three days later, my food

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Speaker 1: was untouched. They said they ate fast food every day.

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Speaker 1: I was so hurt. How could they all take me

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Speaker 1: for granted?

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Speaker 4: Wow?

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Speaker 2: Now they didn't take you for granted? Oh no, what

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Speaker 2: she cooked that? This is a lesson.

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Speaker 3: What's the they don't really care for you'll cook it?

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Speaker 3: You were gonna say that, saying about gratitude or nothing?

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Speaker 1: She cooked all day Sunday so she could leave me

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Speaker 1: for her family.

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Speaker 2: And what did you cook for three days?

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Speaker 1: She didn't say?

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Speaker 2: And and and and them kids and the daddy probably

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Speaker 2: like man, it's much quicker to just stop and grab

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Speaker 2: some fast food than to heat his food up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: There getting the number one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, and let me tell you something else. They

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Speaker 2: opened that part up. They saw what you made, and

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Speaker 2: he didn't want it either. Yeah, anybody want that?

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Speaker 1: Okay, So she's saying they took her for granted. What's

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Speaker 1: your response to that one.

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Speaker 2: Well, they didn't take you for granted. You know, kids

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Speaker 2: don't really know the work that goes into cooking, so

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Speaker 2: they didn't take you for granted. Your husband was actually

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Speaker 2: grateful and and but here's the problem. You you've got

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Speaker 2: to go on the trip you had, you had some

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Speaker 2: free time, you got away from the family and kids,

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Speaker 2: enjoy yourself. Come back. You know, see me, now, I'd

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Speaker 2: have dumped all that food in the garbage. You'd never

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Speaker 2: knew when was at Wendy's.

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Speaker 4: But that's like it's like it's Shirley cooking invite us,

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Speaker 4: so not playing, you know, you know, you know.

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Speaker 1: First of all, that's never gonna happen. I'll have it

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Speaker 1: catered and invite you over.

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Speaker 2: And Shirley, if you invite me over in dinners at six,

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Speaker 2: I already know just about eight thirty.

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Speaker 3: I'll be there.

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Speaker 2: We're late, we're not here to eat.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're listening hard morning show