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Speaker 1: Hello, Dinar Sores? Who gross? I said, Sores. This is

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Speaker 1: Chris Fairbanks. I have some shows coming up. August fourth,

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Speaker 1: I'm in Portland at the ALBERTA. Rose Theater, and then

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Speaker 1: August fifth, I'm at the Historic Crocodile in Seattle much

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Speaker 1: like a young Soundgarden. Get your tickets at Chris Fairbanks

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Speaker 1: dot com. Thank you and you're welcome. Are leaving?

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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home? Either way, we want

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Speaker 2: to be there. Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim

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Speaker 2: and give us time and turning on engage.

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Speaker 3: We want to send you off in star. We want

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Speaker 3: to welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 4: We scared or was it fine?

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Speaker 2: Melbourn?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need with? Karen

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Speaker 1: and Chris welcome to Do you need to ride? This

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Speaker 1: is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgara. Hi, Karen,

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Speaker 1: Hi Chris. It's good to see your friend. You look well.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 5: I just slapped on a bunch of makeup and then

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Speaker 5: looked down and saide made myself four minutes late.

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Speaker 1: So there was a little shape of your side view

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Speaker 1: of your face made out of foundation on the pillowcase.

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Speaker 5: No, I I actually waited all day to take a shower.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes I like to push it as an event. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: whether it's get up, you know, do some exercise, then shower,

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Speaker 5: or just wait and hold off, let the creepy failing

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Speaker 5: build and then take a shower in the evening.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, but if you don't, you lay down a

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Speaker 1: towel on that pillow, right, because you know what happens

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Speaker 1: to the pillow with water.

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Speaker 4: Chris, I washed my face before I go to bed.

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know where you're carrying, you know. I'm

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Speaker 1: just saying there are times, and I know that it's

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Speaker 1: only water that I've left on myself. When I take

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Speaker 1: off my pillow cases, there's a silhouette of my face

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Speaker 1: and it appears to be made of coffee.

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Speaker 4: I think you need to see a dermatologists. I mean,

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Speaker 4: I don't know what to tell you.

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Speaker 1: Before you start pointing fingers, go look at your pillows.

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Speaker 1: My pillows are fifteen years old. Though that's the really

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Speaker 1: being here. I'm just saying there are coffee stains on

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Speaker 1: my pillow, and I rarely, if ever, bring coffee to bed,

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Speaker 1: so I think it's just wet heead. Oh, I'm drunk. No, Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's not like that time where we stumbled on the

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Speaker 1: NASA station. But I went. I went golfing and it

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Speaker 1: in the soil, and I had some white claws and

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Speaker 1: I maybe ate an edible that was stronger than I.

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Speaker 1: But all it's going to make me do is try

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Speaker 1: harder to annunciate. And I think we're going to be fine,

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Speaker 1: but I'm drunk.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Well, maybe let me take the lead and you

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Speaker 4: can just relax this.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, that's you. That was my bait

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Speaker 1: and you bit it, you big old fish.

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Speaker 5: Well, before we get into any more of your coffee

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Speaker 5: pillowcase pillow talk, let's introduce our guests for today.

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Speaker 1: I think it's time.

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Speaker 5: I think it's high time, and it's very exciting. We've

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Speaker 5: never had him on the show before. He is a

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Speaker 5: young star comedian of today, beloved by many.

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Speaker 4: Very We're thrilled to have him here.

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Speaker 1: Very funny on Twitter. Jewel Kim Booster Ladies, Joel Kim Booster, Hello, I.

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Speaker 6: Didn't know that this was the kind of podcast I could.

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Speaker 6: I almost ate an edible as well before this, but

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Speaker 6: out of respect.

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Speaker 5: Held that I said, no, right, do it it is.

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Speaker 6: And then it'll sort of be like a countdown clock.

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Speaker 6: Yes before I actually, because I'm not like Chris, I

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Speaker 6: could not do this well enough. But I made myself

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Speaker 6: a little nauseous with a snack, and I really wanted

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Speaker 6: to feel less nauseous, so I almost ate an edible,

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Speaker 6: but I didn't because I respect you super.

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Speaker 5: I feel like podcasting, especially these days where we're all

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Speaker 5: as good as Zoom allows us to have it be,

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Speaker 5: because we can't feel our actual timing, our chemistry.

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Speaker 4: And pheromone right. We can't smell each other's peramontes, which

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Speaker 1: You know how I excited. I get, Yeah, Chris goes

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Speaker 1: with a smelly guest, but I feel.

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Speaker 5: Like I feel like substances could only help that situation.

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Speaker 4: Really, I don't know.

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Speaker 6: I don't think so for me, because I get so

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Speaker 6: anxious when I get stoned and I try to do

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Speaker 6: just so nervous the whole you.

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Speaker 1: Well, now that we've talked about it a little bit,

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Speaker 1: my paranoia is setting in. So we just because lingering

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Speaker 1: is that edible, and they are. They are a fickle

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Speaker 1: They're a fickle ingestible. It really, Chris.

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Speaker 4: I'll just remind you you're a talented comedian.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 5: This is your podcast, so there's kind of no way

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Speaker 5: to fuck up. And then if there.

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Speaker 4: Is a way to fuck up, we'll just edit it out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but really, do you think I am getting throat cancer? Yes?

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Speaker 4: I can tell you about that. That's just don't worry

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Speaker 6: So we could smell you.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, really, you're kidding me.

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Speaker 1: That was on the news.

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Speaker 6: You should Yeah, so I actually might be making that up.

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Speaker 6: I know when you said it swhere. I read it somewhere,

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Speaker 6: but I can't be sure. Now you've really put the

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Speaker 1: In everyone that listens. Googles a lot. We will find

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Speaker 4: People who listen to this podcast know it's on them too.

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Speaker 5: If they're gonna, yeah, if they're gonna take anything in

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Speaker 5: or pretend to learn anything from this podcast, it's on

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Speaker 5: them to really make sure that that's a truth or

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I hope people spread that around without checking. Now,

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Speaker 6: that's my favorite kind of fact there's you know, what's

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Speaker 6: not true. It's that Ted Allen, the host of Chopped

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Speaker 6: on the Food Network and former Queer Eye, is married

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Speaker 6: to his cousin.

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Speaker 6: And I use this as because I think, I think,

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Speaker 6: but I think that gays should be allowed to do incest,

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Speaker 6: lateral incest. I think like as a form of reparations

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Speaker 4: Of that what bilateral incest you mean, Age was like,

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Speaker 6: Keep it up because I said this in the past

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Speaker 6: and people get mad at me and they're like, you know,

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Speaker 6: they immediately associate incest with father sons, sure or something

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Speaker 6: I don't support it. But if it's just cousins cousin's

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Speaker 5: That's more like a royal that's more like you guys

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Speaker 6: And that's the thing, though, is that's not a concern

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Speaker 6: there's really no all the all the negative connotations with

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Speaker 1: It really is frowned upon, isn't it. Except with animals,

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Speaker 1: Except with dogs. The more the more pure bread they are,

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Speaker 6: Most sever bread quote unquote dogs look like they shouldn't exist.

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Speaker 6: My friend has a bulldog and he had to get

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Speaker 6: I will say the eyelift really did something for a dog, just.

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Speaker 5: Speaking of the the of the incest concept, it made

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Speaker 4: Perhaps? Could it be like you fell asleep?

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Speaker 5: During an episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

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Speaker 6: Grandfather, her step grandfather, step ground.

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Speaker 6: She's Pentecostal actually, and her grandmother requested that she that

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and it's actually you you'd think it would be

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Speaker 6: It is a plot point on the show, but it

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Speaker 4: But apparently it's not even the weirdest thing on.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of weird shit going on. So

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Speaker 1: I walking and watching the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

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Speaker 6: reality TV and I eat Subway five times a week.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, So which would they say is it the tuna

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Speaker 6: Apparently not, And apparently there was a yoga mat like

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's the blended chicken of tears exact exactly.

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Speaker 5: No, they said it was just like yeah, they that

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Speaker 1: They are manufacturing this food pill I want so bad.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they're just taking me too long.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but you get your yoga met sandwich bread toasted.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they when when Subway in La and maybe everywhere

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Speaker 1: You should do commercials where you hold up a tiny

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Speaker 5: I can't fit into these anymore. Subway, You've done it

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Speaker 4: So Subway was this kind of in my mind.

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Speaker 6: Well, I think it's better. It's better than most fast

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it was higher chemical level. Taco Bell is better

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Speaker 5: Wait, what was say underneath Taco Bell? I mean, what

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Speaker 1: All things that made sense? I was surprised Taco Bell

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Speaker 1: Happens right now. I'm deciding that this article in Men's

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Speaker 6: subway employees like that. They don't give a ship.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, where they are there are do you want them

443
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Speaker 5: to describe it to you?

444
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:36,960
Speaker 4: It's all subjective. What do you like in sandwich?

445
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:40,080
Speaker 1: Why they're called an artist because art is subjective.

446
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:44,560
Speaker 5: It's it's very true, and it's not these are sandwiches.

447
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,680
Speaker 5: You're not in some exotic foreign restaurant, you know what

448
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:50,720
Speaker 5: I mean. It's like, have you had a salami sandwich.

449
00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:55,160
Speaker 6: Before and asked them what's good here?

450
00:22:55,640 --> 00:23:01,880
Speaker 1: So funny, you're right, yeah, the bread probably in its

451
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,480
Speaker 1: in its form, it comes out of a caulking gun.

452
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:08,040
Speaker 1: Or something, and then it's baked to bread shape. And

453
00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:12,320
Speaker 1: that's why they say in subway, eat fresh, not yeah subway,

454
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:15,240
Speaker 1: eat fresh, eat fresh. And it was always about the bread.

455
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Speaker 5: The only I bet you the bread it's baked in.

456
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:21,679
Speaker 5: It only can be baked in that, in that oven.

457
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,840
Speaker 5: Like you couldn't steal it and take it home if

458
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:26,000
Speaker 5: you work there, because it probably doesn't bake in a

459
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:26,480
Speaker 5: real oven.

460
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Speaker 4: It has to be in the oven that that subway has.

461
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:29,600
Speaker 6: Yeah.

462
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:33,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like our little steel casket shaped exactly like

463
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,440
Speaker 1: a loaf of bread that they clamp down.

464
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Speaker 4: But it's like this was made to bake yoga mats.

465
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Speaker 4: So don't try. You can't just go taking this somewhere.

466
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Speaker 1: You can taste the downward dog.

467
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Speaker 5: What's your order at Subway before we get out of

468
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Speaker 5: this area.

469
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Speaker 6: I either get a turkey, a twelve inch turkey on white,

470
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Speaker 6: double turkey with provolone, yeah and veggies, or I get

471
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Speaker 6: if I'm really feeling crazy and feeling like I want

472
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,320
Speaker 6: to treat myself, I'll get an Italian BMT with turkey

473
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 6: instead of ham double turkey.

474
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Speaker 1: Mm hmm, yeah, that sounds good. I stick with turkey

475
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:08,160
Speaker 1: there too.

476
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:11,159
Speaker 6: Turkey is the best lunch meat for you three and

477
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:14,720
Speaker 6: it's also the but it also tastes the worst. I think. Yeah,

478
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:16,560
Speaker 6: like everything that's good for you.

479
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:20,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, it's a turkey. I eat it because they

480
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:26,480
Speaker 1: have the worst personality, worstin salamis. I've been around turkeys.

481
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:29,920
Speaker 1: I've talked about this. They're assholes. I'm okay with eating them,

482
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:31,879
Speaker 1: and I know that's controversial.

483
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:35,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, I do think they are assholes. They're mean

484
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:35,919
Speaker 6: and they'll chase you.

485
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:40,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're dinosaurs. They have they're just gaily legs and

486
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:43,439
Speaker 1: they pinpoint that you're human and then they move in

487
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:45,720
Speaker 1: for the attack. I don't like turkeys.

488
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Speaker 5: Guys, we're all turkey sandwich at subway people. I think

489
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Speaker 5: that's kind of beautiful. I think that's nice for us

490
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Speaker 5: as brand new friends.

491
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Speaker 6: Really brings us together.

492
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Speaker 1: Do you feel differently about tuna now? You used to

493
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Speaker 1: eat a lot of tuna when we'd have our little

494
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Speaker 1: meetings at the one on one cafe Rest in Peace.

495
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Speaker 4: Do you know, I know it's not sad.

496
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:07,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh yeah, it's the only place I actually don't

497
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 5: like fish, and I don't really I don't really like tuna,

498
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:15,159
Speaker 5: but for some reason, they made their tuna salad was

499
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:18,720
Speaker 5: almost dry, if that makes sense, Like they put so

500
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 5: little mayonnaise in it that they didn't become some mayonnaise problem,

501
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 5: which is what I can't deal with, any kind of

502
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:26,160
Speaker 5: a mayonnaise problem.

503
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:29,320
Speaker 4: Salad is it real mayonnaise problem? I don't like it.

504
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,760
Speaker 4: And I would always say to them, to the waitress,

505
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,720
Speaker 4: it was usually a waitress, I'd always say, can.

506
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,960
Speaker 5: I get your tuna salad sandwich, but no mayonnaise on

507
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,439
Speaker 5: the bread, because they would put extra mayonnaise on the

508
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:42,640
Speaker 5: bread on a tuna salad sandwich, where it's just like, guys,

509
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 5: let's think it through. So then when you would bite

510
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 5: into the bread, tuna would pop up through the holes.

511
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Speaker 4: In the bread. And to me, that is the worst

512
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Speaker 4: thing of all time.

513
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Speaker 6: I wish the more recently came around to mayo. I

514
00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:57,920
Speaker 6: had such an aversion to it because growing up, get this,

515
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:02,240
Speaker 6: my parents would get miracle whip and call it mayo.

516
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:06,000
Speaker 6: Oh and and they just think it's interchangeable. And I

517
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 6: and I finally as an adult, came around and finally

518
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 6: got used to mayo, and I was like, this is

519
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,480
Speaker 6: not the same, and they're like, yes, it is. It's

520
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:16,960
Speaker 6: the same, and it's and they gas lit me about

521
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:19,400
Speaker 6: miracle whip for years.

522
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Speaker 1: In the Midwest. Right, Yeah, it's just everything that it has.

523
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:28,639
Speaker 1: The moniker of Salad has miracle whip and it's that

524
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 1: sweet sweet maynaise.

525
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 4: Well it's so sweet. Yes, bizarre.

526
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 5: We were an anti miracle whip family, So anytime I

527
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 5: would go to a friend's house and their mom made

528
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 5: sandwiches with miracle.

529
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Speaker 4: Whip, it would totally be like, what are you eating?

530
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there was people in my neighborhood I wasn't

531
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Speaker 1: allowed to talk to.

532
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 4: Stay away from that family.

533
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:50,959
Speaker 1: They're a miracle whip family.

534
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:52,240
Speaker 4: Stay away.

535
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:58,199
Speaker 5: Miracle Whip or Margarine is kind of a shocker when like,

536
00:26:58,240 --> 00:26:59,280
Speaker 5: if it's something, that's it.

537
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Speaker 6: The other thing said, margarine is the same as butter

538
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 6: and it's not to No.

539
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:06,359
Speaker 5: Wait, are you from like Kansas, like directly in the

540
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 5: center of Illinois?

541
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:10,520
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so sort of but not just a little

542
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,719
Speaker 1: a little bit. Yeah, did you start doing stand up

543
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:14,440
Speaker 1: in Chicago?

544
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 6: Then I did.

545
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a great place.

546
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:19,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, I agree, because it is like it's all the

547
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 6: stage time of New York, but no one's paying attention

548
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 6: and so you can.

549
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 1: Really about it. Make my favorite Canadians. I don't know

550
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,399
Speaker 1: how to pin there is that energy.

551
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 6: I don't know exactly what how to pinpoint it either,

552
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:36,040
Speaker 6: But it's just like it's so cheap to get drunk there,

553
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 6: and the stakes feel so low and everyone's just having fun.

554
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,919
Speaker 6: I would not say I got good. I don't know

555
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 6: if I was a good comedian in Chicago. I think

556
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,120
Speaker 6: I only got really good in New York. But I

557
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,120
Speaker 6: miss my time in Chicago so much.

558
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 1: You moved to New York first, then did you like

559
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 1: start with Kyle Kanaan and those guys.

560
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 6: Or no, no, no, no, they are much older than me.

561
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:59,120
Speaker 6: I guess I'm coming up on my my tenuere.

562
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,640
Speaker 1: Kidding ships our nice wow, good job.

563
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:04,200
Speaker 6: Which feels like a long time now. But I still

564
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 6: feel like a baby compared to some people that I

565
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 6: know who are who are doing this. But yeah, and

566
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,680
Speaker 6: I moved to New York. I only I moved to

567
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,679
Speaker 6: New York after like two years of doing stand up

568
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 6: and people said it was too soon.

569
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 4: They always do that.

570
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:19,679
Speaker 6: Yeah, but this is the thing is that I moved

571
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:23,160
Speaker 6: to New York with people who were several classes above

572
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 6: me in Chicago, who wouldn't even know my name, and

573
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 6: we all had to start going in the same fucking

574
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 6: open mics. Yeah, nobody gives a shit what rooms you

575
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,160
Speaker 6: were doing in Chicago when you go to New York.

576
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 6: And so we all started at the same level, and

577
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,879
Speaker 6: it just you know, I was and I didn't. I

578
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 6: had I had none of the ego.

579
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Speaker 3: You know.

580
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 6: It really bruised them because suddenly they couldn't go up

581
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 6: first at the open mic. But I was like, well,

582
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 6: I'm used to going last year, so yeah, this is fine,

583
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 6: this is my life.

584
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 4: Yes.

585
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 5: And also I bet I had a very parallel experience

586
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:55,240
Speaker 5: where I lived in. I started in Sacramento, but I

587
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 5: was only there for like six months. Moved to San Francisco,

588
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 5: which was like the big in my mind, the big time,

589
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 5: but I only lived there for two years. And then

590
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 5: I moved to LA and everyone said it's too early,

591
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 5: you have to come here and.

592
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 4: You have to blah blah blah.

593
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 5: Well it was all dudes that were telling me that,

594
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 5: and all these club owners in San Francisco had all

595
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 5: these little mini fifdoms and they did all this weird

596
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,960
Speaker 5: manipulative shit where every time I'd go I'd be like

597
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 5: fuck this, like it would be that weird, like they

598
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,640
Speaker 5: were kind of fucking with you or I don't know

599
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 5: if I'm going to put you on tonight, and I'd

600
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 5: just be like, it's not like I thought I was

601
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 5: the best comic of all time. I just knew that

602
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 5: was bullshit, Like that wasn't Their opinion didn't matter. So

603
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 5: when I moved to LA and then everyone moved to

604
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 5: LA and the exact same thing happened, where it was

605
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:45,400
Speaker 5: just a total reset. So the people that were like

606
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 5: super legendary in San Francisco had to start over too,

607
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 5: And it was kind of cool because then every there

608
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 5: was this kind of like it almost felt like more

609
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 5: of a creative commune vibe where everyone was just like, well,

610
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 5: let's get our shit together and try to actually make

611
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 5: a mark instead of you know, like getting your perfect

612
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 5: club set down exactly how you want it, because it

613
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 5: doesn't You had to kind of do more than that

614
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 5: in LA, I think, which was cool, but.

615
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 4: It's in Chicago.

616
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 5: I just wanted to share my theory about Chicago because

617
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 5: I think there's like the bar culture helps the comedy culture,

618
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 5: and it has such a true love for surprisingly. I

619
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 5: live there for a very brief time, but because of

620
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 5: Second City and because of like you know, Steppenwolf, there

621
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 5: is a true love of like the arts and performing

622
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,560
Speaker 5: and comedy specifically.

623
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Speaker 6: And the theater scene there too, I think feeds into

624
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 6: that as well. It has a really amazing storefront theater scene,

625
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:44,960
Speaker 6: which is what I originally went there to do. But yeah,

626
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 6: I definitely think.

627
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 5: So it was like creativity thing is in the air,

628
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 5: and there's even though it acts like it's this you know,

629
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 5: blue collar I'll beat the shit out of you kind

630
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 5: of town, it actually has the heart of an artist.

631
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 5: So like you know, we would go to bar shows.

632
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 5: There was a bar show we went to and it

633
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 5: was people reading from the like the personal ads. I

634
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 5: can't remember what it was specifically, it was so funny

635
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:14,280
Speaker 5: and enjoyable and it was just like clearly a group

636
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 5: that did comedy together that were like reading these things

637
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 5: out of the paper. That was such a funny, great

638
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 5: idea where I was like, oh, I see how like

639
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 5: sketch groups just pop up in this town, or like

640
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 5: comedy packs, you.

641
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 4: Know, packs of stand ups developed together.

642
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 6: That is like it's so hard for you know what.

643
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 6: This is the thing too, I think about Chicago and

644
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 6: New York that I do think that La sometimes lacks

645
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 6: in as much as in terms of per capita. Is

646
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 6: that I do just think that there are a lot

647
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 6: of people who are a comedy nerds in both those

648
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 6: cities who enjoy going to see stand up and those

649
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 6: people make up so much of the audiences of the shows,

650
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 6: whereas I do find in La and maybe it's just

651
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 6: the shows that I'm doing, is that it's made up

652
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 6: about half of those people and then half of people

653
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 6: who want to be where you are at that moment.

654
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,959
Speaker 6: They want it. They're they're like either trying to do

655
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:13,040
Speaker 6: something adjacent to comedy or comedians or actors or influence,

656
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 6: you know, like they're there for another reason. And it

657
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 6: is a different energy than New York in Chicago, and

658
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:23,160
Speaker 6: I'm sure even San Francisco too, and San.

659
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 1: Francisco that way. Yeah, I started in Austin. There was

660
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 1: that same feeling of like there was this art community,

661
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 1: such an appreciation for art in the nucleus of Texas,

662
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Speaker 1: which is otherwise not what you think of when you

663
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:40,960
Speaker 1: think of art, and then the same pressure like to stay.

664
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 1: But it was a vibe thing like oh, I'm waiting

665
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 1: for Hollywood to come to Texas and the like try

666
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,520
Speaker 1: and talk me out a leaving and I'm like, no,

667
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 1: I think I want to experience different kinds of audiences. Yeah, yeah,

668
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:01,160
Speaker 1: but so much good art there.

669
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, I do get that.

670
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 5: I mean I haven't done stand up in a while,

671
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 5: but that was my least favorite vibe. I was always

672
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 5: looking for a fight in the audience when I did

673
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 5: stand up, I was always like, look, I hate you.

674
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 5: I'll figure out exactly how by the end of the set,

675
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 5: but just no, just no. I'm also not a fan

676
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:21,239
Speaker 5: of yours, like the worst way to do stand up,

677
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:25,920
Speaker 5: but that vibe of I could be doing this better thing.

678
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 5: It was always something I felt like I picked up

679
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 5: on or it as because I think I was in

680
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 5: comedy before the Internet and before the before the real

681
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 5: big explosion, you know that how it got when it

682
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:46,200
Speaker 5: got super popular where it I did start with audiences

683
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 5: that had no interest in doing comedy, and they were

684
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 5: just like I like comedy, And there was a very

685
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 5: the line was so distinct, whereas then moving to la

686
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:57,240
Speaker 5: and slowly but surely, it was like kind of everyone

687
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 5: could be a comedian.

688
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 4: That was the vibe where it's like or any one

689
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 4: could anyone.

690
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Speaker 6: Yeah, it was a little bit like this in New York.

691
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 6: But this is an experience that I've had so many

692
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:08,839
Speaker 6: times in LA that is so frustrating is that like

693
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,759
Speaker 6: someone will come backstage and be like, so and so

694
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,600
Speaker 6: the booker from Fallon is in the audience tonight, you know,

695
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 6: or like there's oh, did you see there's a bunch

696
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 6: of like agents, or there's this person from this network

697
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:21,839
Speaker 6: where somebody is in the audience, and it's like, well, okay,

698
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 6: I'm not going to try this weird new bit that

699
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 6: I wanted to try. I'm going to do good bits

700
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:28,080
Speaker 6: now because I don't want to bomb in front of

701
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:28,759
Speaker 6: the fucking.

702
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 1: Fallon that you should do. And I would go always

703
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:34,879
Speaker 1: get confronted by that, and I'm like, well then I'm

704
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 1: just gonna have fun and blow it and have a

705
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:42,399
Speaker 1: few tures and I'm gonna like make the wrong decisions

706
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 1: and show them how loosey goosey I am. And that

707
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:45,880
Speaker 1: doesn't work.

708
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 6: There was never anyone important in Chicago audiences. There was

709
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:52,719
Speaker 6: never once anyone important in a Chicago audience. And that

710
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:54,760
Speaker 6: and that it was so freeing.

711
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, very true.

712
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 5: That's kind of how Yeah, that's how San Francis was

713
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 5: a little bit unless maybe Alice.

714
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:06,880
Speaker 4: Walker came to a show times. San Francisco doesn't have

715
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 4: like celebrities like that.

716
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 5: Their celebrities are all so like, you know, it's either

717
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 5: Bobby McFerrin or you know, the weirdest like when Sharon

718
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 5: Stone married that one rich guy. She lived there for

719
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 5: a little while. But yeah, you couldn't really, that wasn't

720
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 5: part of.

721
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Speaker 1: It, Karen, you've met Bobby McFerrin.

722
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 4: No, no, don't worry.

723
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:27,760
Speaker 1: Be happy.

724
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 5: He lived in San Francisco for a long time. I

725
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,160
Speaker 5: love that, So, I mean it's a hit.

726
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 4: You know.

727
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 6: The weirdest celeb in a city that I know of

728
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:43,439
Speaker 6: is you. Did you ever do the Comedy Attict in Bloomington, Indiana. Yeah,

729
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 6: it's one of my favorite clubs. And Jesse Eisenberg lives

730
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 6: there with his wife Bloomington, Indiana for some for some

731
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:55,880
Speaker 6: inexplicable reason, and he goes to all the shows at

732
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 6: the Comedy Atdict. So like, Jesse Eisenberg was in the

733
00:35:58,200 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 6: audience of my show and I was like, why are

734
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:01,319
Speaker 6: you in Bloomington, Indian.

735
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:04,960
Speaker 1: That's great the time I worked there multiple nights. The

736
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:08,920
Speaker 1: guy that made the movie Hoosiers and then also this

737
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 1: movie Breaking Away that I always liked with the best,

738
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:15,239
Speaker 1: Daniel Stern and Dennis Quaid. He wrote those movies and

739
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,759
Speaker 1: he taught film at that school, and he was there

740
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 1: every night, and he was telling us when Trump was

741
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 1: running about because he was like married to some model lady.

742
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 1: He was talking about Trump trying to hit on his

743
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 1: wife and get her a loan and stuff, and early on,

744
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, he sounds like a bad guy. I

745
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 1: hope he doesn't become our president like early on. But

746
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 1: he was the nicest guy and he just liked comedy.

747
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:43,439
Speaker 1: He hung out there. He was in the green room

748
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 1: with The Other funny thing about that club is the

749
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:49,320
Speaker 1: guy that runs it. The green room is also his office.

750
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:52,920
Speaker 1: So well, you're getting ready looking at your notes before

751
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,439
Speaker 1: a show, and he's he's like, yeah, how many people

752
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 1: are with your party? Okay, Like he's taking those calls

753
00:36:58,880 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 1: in the green room.

754
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 5: Which it's funny because I both Hoosiers and Breaking Away

755
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,839
Speaker 5: are two of my very favorite movies, but they're not

756
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:08,800
Speaker 5: that similar.

757
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:13,120
Speaker 4: So the idea that the same guy made blowing my money.

758
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:15,760
Speaker 1: He was the best guy ever. He was super funny

759
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:18,960
Speaker 1: and I had to start asking him questions before He's

760
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,359
Speaker 1: like oh, I I made some movies and now I

761
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 1: teach film here and I'm like, what, we're the movies

762
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 1: And then he told me and me too, I love

763
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 1: those two movies.

764
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're so good, Yeah, both of them.

765
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 1: Breaking Away is the best.

766
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:31,520
Speaker 6: Never seen them.

767
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 1: You gottat to see it. You gotta see it next

768
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 1: time you feel an urge to watch.

769
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 5: Basketball, right, But it's a true story, so even if

770
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 5: you don't care about it in.

771
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,719
Speaker 6: The moment, an inspirational sports movie. I can't get enough

772
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 6: of an inspirational.

773
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 5: Sports And also Gene Hackman is the coach and he's amazing.

774
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,759
Speaker 5: And then fucking Barbara Hershey before when she still has

775
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:54,560
Speaker 5: real fin lists.

776
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 4: Every outfit Barbara Hershey wears in this movie because it's

777
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 4: the fifty in Indiana is the best. How every time

778
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 4: she walks on she'll have like like a moss green

779
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:11,840
Speaker 4: you know, mock turtleneck short sleeve shirt is sweater and

780
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 4: I'll just be like, where'd she get that?

781
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 5: Or like a then like a Pendleton plaid jacket in

782
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 5: autumn colors, where I'm just.

783
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 4: Like, this is the best movie. It's the best movie

784
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 4: of all time. It's really good.

785
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 1: For wardrobe alone, watch it for.

786
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:28,799
Speaker 4: Barbs Outfits alone. But then the actual story, which is

787
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 4: the true story of this little ragtag basketball team that

788
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:35,319
Speaker 4: made it to the top. They made it to the top.

789
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:36,359
Speaker 6: No spoilers.

790
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:40,760
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, uh, just so I was going to watch

791
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:44,959
Speaker 1: it the inn Hoosiers they win at basketball.

792
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry.

793
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna blow the top off Mighty Ducks for everybody.

794
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 1: They win, the kids win. Wow, who I feel bad

795
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 1: For're talking about that Mighty Ducks thing.

796
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 6: You really killed the convos.

797
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:06,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think it was just because well again,

798
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:08,760
Speaker 1: very very drunk.

799
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:12,440
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I'm fine, like just out of So what

800
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:14,920
Speaker 5: year did you move to Lielus.

801
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:20,719
Speaker 6: I moved to LA in twenty eighteen, Oh recently. Yeah,

802
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 6: so it hasn't been that long. Or was it twenty seventeen, No,

803
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,360
Speaker 6: it was twenty eighteen. It was twenty eighteen for sure.

804
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:30,720
Speaker 6: And yeah, so I I it's weird because I've only

805
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 6: known La like in a very specific like I didn't struggle.

806
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 6: I haven't struggled in LA, you know, Like I came here.

807
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,080
Speaker 6: I came here to write on a show, and I

808
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 6: was already like a stand up who was like like

809
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 6: touring pretty regularly and like felt comfortable there and like

810
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 6: was able to live by myself here, whereas in New

811
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 6: York every day was hell, you know, and like and

812
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:59,840
Speaker 6: in Chicago too. I mean, my first apartment in Chicago

813
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:03,239
Speaker 6: was a studio apartment for five hundred dollars, and I

814
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,399
Speaker 6: remember being like, I don't know if I can pay

815
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 6: rent every month. Yeah, And now looking back on that,

816
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 6: now that is insane, like, but it was a real concern,

817
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 6: and I like, a big part of a big reason

818
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:17,880
Speaker 6: I started doing comedy is because the only thing I

819
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 6: could afford to consume as entertainment was podcasts, and so

820
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 6: I would listen to comedy podcasts and like that really

821
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 6: inspired me to start doing comedy.

822
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:29,240
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's that's amazing.

823
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 4: Would you do For a day job?

824
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Speaker 6: In Chicago, I worked for Groupon And this was sort

825
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:36,880
Speaker 6: of the other prong of me starting comedy is I

826
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:40,280
Speaker 6: worked for Groupon for four years even when I lived.

827
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Speaker 6: My first job in New York was also a company

828
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,359
Speaker 6: that GROUPON bought. I just transferred there and was able

829
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:48,480
Speaker 6: to do that, and I worked in customer service. I

830
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 6: started as a temp in the customer service department. I

831
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 6: was like the seventy eighth employee of Groupon. Wow, and

832
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:56,960
Speaker 6: then by the time I was I left to go

833
00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:00,840
Speaker 6: move to New York, I was running three call centers

834
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 6: in Ohio and Virginia as like a twenty four year old,

835
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,319
Speaker 6: and it was it was. It's just an emblematic of

836
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:10,759
Speaker 6: how stupid the company was because like I had no

837
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 6: business doing that, I had no qualifications, Like I was

838
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 6: an operations manager, and I like literally was bad. I

839
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:18,439
Speaker 6: was bad at the time.

840
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 1: You didn't have a passion for it, or do you

841
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:23,399
Speaker 1: feel like if you had stayed you would be Like.

842
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:27,880
Speaker 6: There moments, there were moments when I was in New

843
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 6: York where I was like I could live comfortably doing

844
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 6: this because I was like good at the job that

845
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 6: I was an account manager for this restaurant group in

846
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:41,720
Speaker 6: New York and like getting screamed at by restaurant managers

847
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 6: I was extremely good at. And I remember like just

848
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 6: like being like, well, maybe if all of this doesn't

849
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 6: work out, like I could just work in startups for

850
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:54,719
Speaker 6: the rest of my life and be happy. But I'm

851
00:41:54,719 --> 00:41:56,399
Speaker 6: glad that I didn't do that.

852
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 5: Yeah too, me to sure, Yeah, yeah, it's almost like

853
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 5: you it's been enough time and then you're just like yeah,

854
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:04,919
Speaker 5: getting yelled at at restaurant managers is this thing where

855
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 5: I've like, you figure out the way to get through

856
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 5: it and then yeah, which is like that and I

857
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 5: think that's what happens to people in jobs.

858
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 4: But it's like, but is that your dream? You know?

859
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 4: Is that how you want to spend your days.

860
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,319
Speaker 6: I also find that job really taught me that every

861
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 6: single person who runs a restaurant is crazy. There is

862
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 6: not a single well well like, there's just not anyone

863
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 6: who is stable who's doing that job, because how could you.

864
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 6: It's a job where you work like fourteen to sixteen

865
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:37,240
Speaker 6: hour days and you're like it doesn't pay super well

866
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 6: and like you're just dealing with shit all all the time.

867
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:45,800
Speaker 6: And yeah, they're all coke addicts or just nuts so people.

868
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:48,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's always usually going to go out of business.

869
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 4: I mean it is not. The average is like they

870
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 4: in two years, they all go out of business.

871
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:53,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

872
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 4: Yeah.

873
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 6: And now with COVID, everything is going to be a

874
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,480
Speaker 6: restaurant group own It's going to be like secretly it's

875
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:01,320
Speaker 6: going to look like a an independently owned business, but

876
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 6: it's all going to be owned by the same people

877
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 6: who own all of gardens.

878
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,279
Speaker 1: Yeah. I wonder how cocaine sales are right now.

879
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:14,880
Speaker 6: Seems to be thriving. Yeah, seems to be doing well

880
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 6: during this time.

881
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 5: They're a resilient bunch, you know what I mean. They

882
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 5: just they pivot. They know how to use their different talents.

883
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:26,400
Speaker 1: Just because they're pacing around a room constantly.

884
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:30,879
Speaker 5: They pivot to selling cigarettes along with their coke. Yeah,

885
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:33,440
Speaker 5: don't want to make two trips. Let me do this

886
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 5: for you. You're going to need these.

887
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 6: The only difference is, I will say, is that my

888
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 6: drug dealer now won't make deliveries. You have to come

889
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:44,280
Speaker 6: to him. He refuses to He refuses to make outgoing calls.

890
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 6: You have to go and visit him. That's smart and

891
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:50,400
Speaker 6: that's the only difference in the COVID world of my

892
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 6: drug use.

893
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would like. Does he have a

894
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 1: little sneeze guard like a plexi glass? What's his setup

895
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 1: when you were rund No.

896
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 6: It's just like in his in his.

897
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 1: Oh that's perfect.

898
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 5: So you're gonna do you bleep out the name of

899
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 5: the kind of type of car, just for safety reasons.

900
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 4: Just no drug dealer visits you at night. Let's bleep

901
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:17,160
Speaker 4: out the venu and the time, and that makes.

902
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 1: For good podcasting. When you bleep something, they're like, oh,

903
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 1: like they're involved in some kind of espionage. So you

904
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 1: drive to the car and mean, yeah, car in there,

905
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:28,239
Speaker 1: come to.

906
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,800
Speaker 6: Me, and then he throws it into your car window

907
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,720
Speaker 6: and you throw a lot of cash at him. Actually,

908
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:35,879
Speaker 6: you know, it's crazy. It's all done through Venmo now,

909
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:39,839
Speaker 6: which feels sort of like we shouldn't be doing that,

910
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:41,720
Speaker 6: but it's all done through Venmo.

911
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 5: Do you just always put a picture of a slice

912
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 5: of pizza underneath it?

913
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:45,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, something.

914
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 4: Some pizza I think I always.

915
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,440
Speaker 6: Do, like the little like Halo emoji.

916
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:54,760
Speaker 4: It's still a good person.

917
00:44:56,360 --> 00:45:00,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you scroll through sometimes I do. It's the

918
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 1: weirdest wormhole to fall down. But just because I don't

919
00:45:03,719 --> 00:45:07,800
Speaker 1: know why they're there. People's reports on their Venmo purchase,

920
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:12,759
Speaker 1: it's usually Halo's and pizza. You're never getting pizza.

921
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 6: Whenever I see whenever I see someone's like Venmo transaction

922
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 6: and it's like tickets and it's like that's drugs y

923
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:23,319
Speaker 6: tickets for what?

924
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,759
Speaker 5: Tickets for the big concert? I don't think, so I

925
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 5: always look at that. And because everything I do on

926
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 5: Venmo is private, because I feel self conscious where I'm like,

927
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:36,279
Speaker 5: how can nobody else feels self conscious the way I

928
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 5: do about how they spend their money.

929
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,839
Speaker 6: Well, I will say there was a time when I

930
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:45,360
Speaker 6: was public because I was writing really funny venmo.

931
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 1: Capitals right every time.

932
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 6: That's what every time I would pay my friends, I

933
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 6: would write literal paragraphs, long venmo like as long until

934
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 6: the character limit was reached. It would be these long

935
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:02,800
Speaker 6: stories of like I like, how dare you come after

936
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:05,280
Speaker 6: my kids in the way that you did. I'm paying

937
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 6: you back for the clothes that they you say that

938
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 6: they ruined, and like just go on and on and on,

939
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:13,440
Speaker 6: and I was really proud of.

940
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:17,399
Speaker 1: Just I guess my creative peak thirty five dollars for

941
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:22,320
Speaker 1: a belly button removal surgery. I just have belly button

942
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 1: removal surgery relocation.

943
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 4: I guess. I look at that.

944
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 5: As I scroll through, I've never seen anyone like attempt

945
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 5: a you know, like the paragraph story.

946
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:35,000
Speaker 4: Most of the jokes are.

947
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 5: The same thing over and over, and that's so I

948
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 5: kind of I scroll through with extreme disdain for a

949
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:45,319
Speaker 5: lack of creativity and then extreme jealousy because it's like,

950
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:49,919
Speaker 5: no one buys me any burrittos. At first, I think

951
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:52,800
Speaker 5: I'm really like mad of like, stop trying to be funny.

952
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 4: And then I'm like, you're just fucking.

953
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 5: Jealous because look at all these people buying each other burritos.

954
00:46:57,719 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 4: Oh god, damn day long.

955
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 1: So you've you've been scrolling through. I didn't know that

956
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 1: everyone hit that. Of course they are, because it's provided.

957
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 6: Why do you know? It's weird? Venmo keeps being lumped in.

958
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 6: I see like all of these like we're all addicted

959
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:14,560
Speaker 6: to social media, and like I saw an image today,

960
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:16,919
Speaker 6: a meme, and it was all the social media sites

961
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:20,360
Speaker 6: logos on pills in a person's hand, and Venmo was

962
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:22,239
Speaker 6: included in that, and I was like, is ven Are

963
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:24,680
Speaker 6: we including Venmo as a social media addiction?

964
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 1: Now?

965
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't think I'm addicted to Venmo.

966
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:30,840
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just do you give me my money?

967
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 4: The most useful one I would say, yeah, really, it's

968
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 4: actually my rent. You get in there, you get out.

969
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:40,359
Speaker 5: You don't have to do anything extra, but you can

970
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 5: if you want. I think it's an interesting way to

971
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 5: figure out if you feel like and I feel like

972
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 5: in quarantine. This is the kind of stuff we spend

973
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 5: our time doing where it's like, oh, I see that

974
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:52,920
Speaker 5: so and so has bought so and so yet another burrito.

975
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 4: I guess they're.

976
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 5: They're hooking up on the rig, but one of them's

977
00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 5: cheap and won't spring for both.

978
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:00,799
Speaker 3: Yeah.

979
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like to write a little story.

980
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:05,319
Speaker 6: Yeah, they were. They were. They were using Venmo to

981
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:09,719
Speaker 6: docs people who are going to Portaarta because people were

982
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 6: just like putting like like the subscription no vacation flying.

983
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 5: In the face of quarantine and then shape of port

984
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:26,440
Speaker 5: or whatever that was that carry O'Donnell showed me that

985
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:30,319
Speaker 5: video of when the boat sang the boat.

986
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:31,680
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, that was funny.

987
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:34,880
Speaker 6: I'm friends of a friend with someone who was on

988
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 6: the boat, and they were like, if you've got an

989
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:40,839
Speaker 6: hour and a half, I have a story to tell,

990
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:42,399
Speaker 6: And I was like, I will never have that much

991
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 6: time for this story.

992
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 4: Can make it a form story.

993
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 6: I can almost guarantee you you don't need that much

994
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:50,399
Speaker 6: time to tell the story because I know the ending,

995
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 6: I know how I know the good part of the story.

996
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 4: Yes, we saw the video of the good part of

997
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 4: the story.

998
00:48:56,920 --> 00:49:00,880
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know about the port of Biotra story.

999
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,480
Speaker 4: Well, can you sum it up, Chris?

1000
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 1: What happened?

1001
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:06,880
Speaker 6: The basically port of Iar is like a is a

1002
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:10,160
Speaker 6: destination for gay and straight people right now during the

1003
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:14,799
Speaker 6: pandemic because Mexico is very, very open, and so a

1004
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 6: lot of people were getting in trouble over New Year's

1005
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:20,799
Speaker 6: because it was a big destination for New Years, and

1006
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:24,919
Speaker 6: specifically there was like this gay account that was sort

1007
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:28,920
Speaker 6: of like dosing and tattling on people who were down

1008
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 6: there via their social media posts, like would repost people's

1009
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:34,400
Speaker 6: social media posts of being on vacation and be like,

1010
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 6: you know, shame them. And at one point during the

1011
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 6: New Year's weekend, of boat full of gay men capsized

1012
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:47,720
Speaker 6: in Mexico and there's footage of it, and there's footage

1013
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:50,680
Speaker 6: of it. Okay, no one died, so it's fine to laugh.

1014
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:54,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, And no one died at the Trump rally

1015
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:56,960
Speaker 1: that was boat based, right.

1016
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:57,920
Speaker 6: It's fun to.

1017
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:01,040
Speaker 1: Watch boats, really, is it? Really?

1018
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:01,279
Speaker 6: Really?

1019
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:03,840
Speaker 1: We don't want anyone to get hurt, but a boat

1020
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 1: sinking is funny, and that's why I laughed through Titanic.

1021
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 5: It's also funny to watch people panic in situations where

1022
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:16,960
Speaker 5: you think, like the one clip that I remember, it

1023
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 5: was like somebody pulling somebody else up on the boat

1024
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 5: that didn't sink or like a break that came to help,

1025
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 5: and the person was being so dramatic that was getting

1026
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:28,200
Speaker 5: pulled up on the boat where it's just like, all right, you're.

1027
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:31,279
Speaker 6: Just like, I'm pretty sure from the footage they were

1028
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:33,719
Speaker 6: pretty close to like the dock area. It wasn't like

1029
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 6: they were out in the middle of the ocean. It

1030
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 6: was a very easy swim back to shore and kind.

1031
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:42,239
Speaker 4: Of gorgeous and luxurious. So it's like, isn't this what

1032
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:44,400
Speaker 4: you went down there for? Why are you screaming?

1033
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:47,279
Speaker 5: It's like, I know, it's like jarring that a boat

1034
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:50,719
Speaker 5: would sink, but you know how to swim.

1035
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 6: I will say, I've been on so many cruises and

1036
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:55,600
Speaker 6: I've it's always a fear of mine that the boat

1037
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:57,840
Speaker 6: will sink. It is always, always, always a fear of

1038
00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:01,359
Speaker 6: mine that the boat will sink. But I still go.

1039
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:03,319
Speaker 6: And I love being on a boat. I love being

1040
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 6: on a cruise. I've been on cruises the last the

1041
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 6: cruise before last that I went on. I work a

1042
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 6: lot of gay cruises as the comedian. Oh yeah, and

1043
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 6: it's my rep My agents hate it because it pays ship,

1044
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 6: but I love it because it just feels like a

1045
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:22,560
Speaker 6: free vacation. And the last one, the one before last

1046
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:24,960
Speaker 6: that I went on, the jail filled up on the boat.

1047
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:27,799
Speaker 1: There's a jail on the boat.

1048
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 6: There's a jail on the jail and it filled up.

1049
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 6: That's how crazy the boat was. And start taking crew

1050
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:38,200
Speaker 6: members out of the out of their rooms and using

1051
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:41,320
Speaker 6: the crew members rooms as overflow jail cells.

1052
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 1: Do they ever say the phrase you're about to go

1053
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:44,240
Speaker 1: to boat jail?

1054
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:50,200
Speaker 4: I hope could only do we know what the average

1055
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:51,719
Speaker 4: crime to get you in boat jail.

1056
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:54,640
Speaker 6: I think there was a lot of theft and a

1057
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:59,839
Speaker 6: lot of domestic disputes. Okay, I think some. I mean,

1058
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 6: I can't imagine any of it was drug related because

1059
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 6: everyone was like it. I have a joke about it.

1060
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:08,719
Speaker 6: But it is like I've never seen a community come

1061
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:12,440
Speaker 6: together more heavily to just do one thing, which is

1062
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 6: smuggled drugs onto a boat. Yeah, we all, like everybody

1063
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:20,200
Speaker 6: from every walk of life, every age, every every gender,

1064
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:22,600
Speaker 6: every race, just came together to do this one thing,

1065
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:27,759
Speaker 6: which was to sneak our drugs. And and I don't think,

1066
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:30,840
Speaker 6: but I actually don't think. And actually the last trip,

1067
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:33,640
Speaker 6: the last boat that I went on, they shut they

1068
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:36,399
Speaker 6: shut down them the dock for a while because there

1069
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:38,400
Speaker 6: was a bomb scare because one of the bomb sniffing

1070
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:42,120
Speaker 6: dogs freaked out on and of course it was because

1071
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:44,960
Speaker 6: we came later to find that a lesbian was trying

1072
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:48,840
Speaker 6: to bring a decommissioned landmine onto the boat as a

1073
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:51,320
Speaker 6: prop for the military party.

1074
00:52:51,800 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 4: What oh God, because we come. Of course the landmine

1075
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,440
Speaker 4: bringing lesbian.

1076
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:09,719
Speaker 1: Was there to be an old dog to be like, hey,

1077
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:10,680
Speaker 1: I know this smell.

1078
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:12,600
Speaker 6: I was in w W two.

1079
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:18,880
Speaker 5: I know this smell so familiar snick and old lace,

1080
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:20,719
Speaker 5: and the poor thing.

1081
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:22,839
Speaker 6: They wouldn't let her on the boat after that, which

1082
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:25,200
Speaker 6: I kind of you understand, But at the same time,

1083
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 6: I'm so sad. I was like sad for her because

1084
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:29,320
Speaker 6: I was like, she was just trying to be on themes.

1085
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:31,360
Speaker 6: She was trying to bring her costume to the next level,

1086
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:32,120
Speaker 6: and the.

1087
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:36,760
Speaker 4: Best would be hilarious prop. This is this is going

1088
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:41,320
Speaker 4: to like you can just picture how she imagined.

1089
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 5: She was going to just a show, like, you know,

1090
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:46,560
Speaker 5: like win the party basically with the best prop.

1091
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:50,600
Speaker 1: And for the best prop with the most authentic history.

1092
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:54,279
Speaker 4: And then she's like in her house, thank you, I'm lucky.

1093
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:59,480
Speaker 1: I'm handcuffed to a radiator. That is insane.

1094
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:00,960
Speaker 6: That's awesome.

1095
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 5: We went cruises. My parents met on a cruise. My

1096
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:09,279
Speaker 5: dad was a purser, Yes, on princess cruises. My dad

1097
00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 5: was a purser and my mom was a nurse, and

1098
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:16,480
Speaker 5: my mom was engaged and my dad, it was the

1099
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 5: He fell in love with her the second he saw her,

1100
00:54:18,719 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 5: so he would always try to hang out with her.

1101
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:22,239
Speaker 5: And then he said, Hey, come on, you have to

1102
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:24,960
Speaker 5: go on this double date with me because my friend

1103
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:27,160
Speaker 5: is going out with this girl and they're in Hong

1104
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:29,279
Speaker 5: Kong I believe it was, and he's like, you have

1105
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:32,280
Speaker 5: to go with me, just a boat off the boat.

1106
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:34,000
Speaker 5: It was like they had the weekend off or the

1107
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 5: days off or whatever, and they.

1108
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:39,080
Speaker 1: Were pretty romantic. I've never heard this story. I like

1109
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:39,760
Speaker 1: the guys.

1110
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:43,160
Speaker 4: It's the it's my favorite. Yeah, So my mom used

1111
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 4: to tell the story.

1112
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:47,560
Speaker 5: They go to this really fancy because all the people

1113
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:49,319
Speaker 5: were really well connected because they would just go on

1114
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:50,200
Speaker 5: the same loop.

1115
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:51,959
Speaker 4: The cruise would always be the same.

1116
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:54,399
Speaker 5: So if they were going to, you know, whatever part

1117
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 5: of the world they were going to, they'd already been

1118
00:54:56,080 --> 00:55:01,399
Speaker 5: there fifteen times, so they had connections there at this beautiful,

1119
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:05,000
Speaker 5: fancy restaurant in Hong Kong, and the guy that they

1120
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,480
Speaker 5: were on the double date with, he was like super

1121
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:09,960
Speaker 5: into this woman. And the woman he was with was

1122
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,799
Speaker 5: a lunatic and she was shitface drunk, like from the

1123
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:15,879
Speaker 5: beginning of the date. And so my mom didn't wasn't

1124
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:17,680
Speaker 5: friends with her, like didn't know her, so kind of

1125
00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:19,880
Speaker 5: didn't know what to do. And my mom said she

1126
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,239
Speaker 5: was like a character out of like she was just

1127
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:24,400
Speaker 5: kind of a dippy girl that was kind of like this,

1128
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:26,719
Speaker 5: and that halfway through the dinner, she passed out in

1129
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:30,440
Speaker 5: her soup. She literally went she was so drunk, she

1130
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:31,480
Speaker 5: went face down in.

1131
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:32,520
Speaker 4: Her souper bowl.

1132
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:33,240
Speaker 1: That happened.

1133
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:38,400
Speaker 6: It happened, really galanted this is a relationship immediately because

1134
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 6: like they thought it was the funniest thing in the world.

1135
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:44,680
Speaker 5: But my mom was also like, who are these people

1136
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:47,399
Speaker 5: that you're friends with? Like she just thought my dad

1137
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:49,080
Speaker 5: hung out with total lunatics.

1138
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:51,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's the best.

1139
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:54,320
Speaker 5: So we went on a for my mother's sixt year's birthday.

1140
00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:57,359
Speaker 5: We all went on a family cruise to Alaska because

1141
00:55:57,360 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 5: that was the one place she had never gone to

1142
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:04,200
Speaker 5: and I loved it. Because there was nothing I loved

1143
00:56:04,239 --> 00:56:06,560
Speaker 5: more because everyone on that crew, my sister and I

1144
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:09,640
Speaker 5: were the youngest by far than almost anyone on the cruise.

1145
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:12,400
Speaker 4: There was a couple like grandchildren that were there.

1146
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:14,759
Speaker 5: With their grandparents, but other than that, everyone was like

1147
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:18,000
Speaker 5: sixty five or older. And my sister and I would

1148
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:21,680
Speaker 5: go for the entertainment because I was like, if I

1149
00:56:21,719 --> 00:56:23,399
Speaker 5: said to my sister, if there's a comedian, I can't

1150
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:25,399
Speaker 5: watch it because it'll all just feel like I'm doing

1151
00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:26,359
Speaker 5: it and it'll hurt.

1152
00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:29,400
Speaker 4: It'll hurt me so bad, like I'll stress out. But

1153
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:30,640
Speaker 4: they didn't have a comedian.

1154
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:33,840
Speaker 5: They just had someone that hosted bingo, like it was

1155
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:36,480
Speaker 5: like bingo three to four, Bingo four to five or whatever.

1156
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:38,560
Speaker 5: So we would just sit there and play bingo for

1157
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:41,680
Speaker 5: as long as we possibly could, and it was my

1158
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:43,319
Speaker 5: favorite favorite thing.

1159
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:44,600
Speaker 4: It was so relaxing.

1160
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:46,960
Speaker 6: I fucking love it. And I met a bunch of

1161
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:50,080
Speaker 6: there's a bunch of people Apparently going on cruises is

1162
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:52,879
Speaker 6: cheaper than hospice care, and so there are a bunch

1163
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 6: of people on these gay cruises that go cruise to

1164
00:56:55,680 --> 00:57:01,200
Speaker 6: cruise and are planning on dying on one of the cruises,

1165
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:02,000
Speaker 6: so they like.

1166
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:04,439
Speaker 4: Just sit in their chairs on the deck, and it's like.

1167
00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:06,640
Speaker 6: That's how I want to go. If I'm gonna go,

1168
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:08,480
Speaker 6: I'm gonna I want to go out on the water

1169
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:10,480
Speaker 6: in fucking nice right.

1170
00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:14,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that since don't wait till I'm cremated.

1171
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:17,800
Speaker 1: I'll just dive off at the last moment. I'll sprinkle

1172
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:18,840
Speaker 1: my own asses.

1173
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 4: Just kind of get yourself to the edge and throw

1174
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:22,720
Speaker 4: yourself off.

1175
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:24,120
Speaker 1: Oh that's insane.

1176
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:27,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, there is a lot of sense, actually, yeah.

1177
00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:30,560
Speaker 1: There Every time I've been on a cruise, and I've

1178
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:34,360
Speaker 1: been on like three of them, there is a someone

1179
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:39,680
Speaker 1: always dies. There's always some horrible an elevator breakdown or

1180
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:44,520
Speaker 1: a sewage problem. It's it's kind of scary being on

1181
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:46,880
Speaker 1: You're floating on a giant porta potty.

1182
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:50,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's it's sort of indefensible. It's really, it's an

1183
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:55,440
Speaker 6: indefensible industry. It's it's awful. It really is not necessary

1184
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:58,680
Speaker 6: in any way, and it is terrible for the environment,

1185
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:00,200
Speaker 6: and I just can't.

1186
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:03,760
Speaker 1: It's so fun. And you pull up to some they

1187
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:07,080
Speaker 1: put they park the boat right on top of a

1188
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:11,240
Speaker 1: coral reef, and people that live in this town are

1189
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:15,640
Speaker 1: forced to like dance or give blankets. It's like so

1190
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:19,280
Speaker 1: embarrassing every time I've done it. There's like when you

1191
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:23,840
Speaker 1: make these stops, it's so embarrassing to come off this

1192
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:28,720
Speaker 1: cruise ship of a bunch of white people and you're

1193
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:32,000
Speaker 1: in Jamaica and people are dancing and trying to sell

1194
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:35,000
Speaker 1: stuff and I'm like, I don't I had fun up

1195
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:39,840
Speaker 1: until the stops. There's something about the stops that bothered me, Like, hell,

1196
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,800
Speaker 1: we're gonna let them walk around with gil for a

1197
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:43,840
Speaker 1: couple hours.

1198
00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:48,280
Speaker 6: There is there's a so there I go. The gay

1199
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 6: cruise company that I work for is Atlantis, and there's

1200
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:54,640
Speaker 6: a they have a sister company that does lesbian cruises,

1201
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:58,760
Speaker 6: and and you cannot make this up, but so on

1202
00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:02,640
Speaker 6: the gay cruises, it's like party every night until six am,

1203
00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:07,440
Speaker 6: like just absolute nuts, balls to the wall ass out.

1204
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:10,480
Speaker 6: On the lesbian cruises, it's much chiller. And instead of

1205
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:16,640
Speaker 6: every port that they go to, there's volunteerism instead of tourism.

1206
00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:20,280
Speaker 6: And one of the stops was one of the volunteerism

1207
00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:25,560
Speaker 6: activity was catching stray cats to bring to a nonprofit

1208
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:28,720
Speaker 6: to stay in kidding me, I'm not kidding you. And

1209
00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:30,600
Speaker 6: it could not be more on the nose. It's like

1210
00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 6: it's like if I made that up, people would be

1211
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:36,760
Speaker 6: like the less you know, you know hack, that's like

1212
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 6: the lesbians running after cats in a foreign country.

1213
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:41,720
Speaker 1: They put the cats on the boat. There's a room

1214
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:42,200
Speaker 1: of cats.

1215
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:46,920
Speaker 6: No, no, no, in the city. In the city.

1216
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:53,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, they volunteer with the already with cats from these villages, like.

1217
00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:00,440
Speaker 5: Every all night they're freaking out. It's it's going to

1218
01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:02,400
Speaker 5: be so much better when we get back. You'll see

1219
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:04,120
Speaker 5: everyone's covered in flea bites.

1220
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:08,080
Speaker 1: Yeah. Even in Mozet Lawn. They it was like a

1221
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:11,160
Speaker 1: stop on a cruise. It was they stopped and there

1222
01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:14,680
Speaker 1: was just these guys with machine guns lined up and

1223
01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:18,160
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, let's not get off the boat. Yeah,

1224
01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:20,800
Speaker 1: why why is everyone have a machine gun? And then

1225
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:24,520
Speaker 1: I walked past them into a neighborhood and it was

1226
01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:29,680
Speaker 1: it got increasingly more normal a neighborhood. They did told

1227
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:32,200
Speaker 1: me not to go down, and then I ended up

1228
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:37,160
Speaker 1: these kids were just finishing a mural, uh and and

1229
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:39,560
Speaker 1: they were posing next to this mural. And then they

1230
01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:41,560
Speaker 1: called me over and I took a picture with all

1231
01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:45,160
Speaker 1: these kids in Mozet Lawn as if I helped paint

1232
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:46,400
Speaker 1: the mural, but.

1233
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:48,800
Speaker 4: They was a white man stepping.

1234
01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:51,400
Speaker 1: They were so sweet and they're like, do you want

1235
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:53,240
Speaker 1: to be in the picture with us? And I was like, yes,

1236
01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:55,840
Speaker 1: I do, just in this photo.

1237
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:58,440
Speaker 6: I want to know what their version of this story

1238
01:00:58,520 --> 01:00:59,840
Speaker 6: is when you look in at the photo.

1239
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:03,120
Speaker 1: I promise you they were sweet and I made them

1240
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:05,640
Speaker 1: laugh and we enjoyed each other and it was really

1241
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:08,280
Speaker 1: a cool moment in my life. But it had I

1242
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:13,000
Speaker 1: had to cross machine gun a group of machine gun

1243
01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:14,800
Speaker 1: men to get to them.

1244
01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:18,200
Speaker 5: But I don't know, it's cool, it's you know, cruises

1245
01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:20,160
Speaker 5: are an eye opener, I think in that way, in

1246
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:24,600
Speaker 5: that and experience other cultures, other countries.

1247
01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:26,760
Speaker 6: It is funny. One of the questions that they always

1248
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:29,040
Speaker 6: get asked on the Gay Cruise is like, what does

1249
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:31,040
Speaker 6: the crew think of all of this? Because they're an

1250
01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:35,480
Speaker 6: international crew and it's always and they always give this

1251
01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:38,520
Speaker 6: this preamble where it's like everyone on board who works

1252
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:40,320
Speaker 6: on the ship knows what week it is and they're

1253
01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:42,960
Speaker 6: given an opportunity to opt out of this week. But

1254
01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:45,840
Speaker 6: most from what I've heard from working for the company

1255
01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:47,600
Speaker 6: is that a lot of people request to be on

1256
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:50,760
Speaker 6: that week because we tipped so much better than the

1257
01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 6: normal weeks because it's all affluent, like mostly white games.

1258
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:59,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, and who are having a great time. Yeah,

1259
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:01,920
Speaker 5: probably high on drugs, you know, like, hey, spread the

1260
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:03,440
Speaker 5: love a little bit exactly that.

1261
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:06,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, and so they eat it up.

1262
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:10,000
Speaker 5: They love it as opposed to like Grahm and Grandpa

1263
01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:12,840
Speaker 5: who are complaining about every single fucking crab leg they

1264
01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:15,840
Speaker 5: come across and going like I need a little more

1265
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:17,240
Speaker 5: at this or that, Like I'm sure.

1266
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:20,120
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's so funny that we're talking about with huge

1267
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:24,480
Speaker 1: pupils at the end here, because that is when cruises is.

1268
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:27,040
Speaker 1: It's one of the things kind of like bowling, where

1269
01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:30,120
Speaker 1: it's like, is that ever going to come back? A

1270
01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:32,560
Speaker 1: bunch of floating toilets?

1271
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:35,720
Speaker 6: Well, I'm on. I'm on the schedule to do one

1272
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:39,280
Speaker 6: in January of twenty twenty two. Time will tell if

1273
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:42,000
Speaker 6: that will if I'll still have that Yeah, yeah, but

1274
01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:44,680
Speaker 6: I hope, I hope I do January twenty twenty two.

1275
01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:46,360
Speaker 6: I could, it'll be.

1276
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:50,560
Speaker 1: Back, yeah, I think things will change rapidly soon. And yeah,

1277
01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:53,479
Speaker 1: you can keep that date for almost a year from now.

1278
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:54,760
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1279
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:57,840
Speaker 5: It seemed like the cruise industry were the ones who

1280
01:02:57,920 --> 01:02:58,320
Speaker 5: let go.

1281
01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:00,320
Speaker 4: They let go last.

1282
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:02,480
Speaker 5: Remember, and that like the beginning of COVID, like in

1283
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:04,800
Speaker 5: like April, where they're like, no, we're doing there's another

1284
01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:06,800
Speaker 5: cruise going out and then they had to immediately come back.

1285
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:09,840
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, those people, those people that were trapped on

1286
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:15,040
Speaker 1: that cruise, weren't they for like over a month or something.

1287
01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:16,880
Speaker 1: They were just living crazy?

1288
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:19,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was back when there was no central government

1289
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:21,520
Speaker 5: to handle anything that was happening.

1290
01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:23,040
Speaker 4: Remember that so recently?

1291
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:27,880
Speaker 6: M hmm, It does feel like I just remember like

1292
01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:30,840
Speaker 6: the halcyon days of the early pandemic when no one

1293
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:32,880
Speaker 6: knew what was really going on and it felt like

1294
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:36,720
Speaker 6: a snow day. Yes, and it just felt like my friend,

1295
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:39,720
Speaker 6: my good, good friend. I just we all make fun

1296
01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:41,560
Speaker 6: of him for this because it's just such a funny

1297
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:44,280
Speaker 6: memory now as I remember him saying on one of

1298
01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:47,440
Speaker 6: the first Zoom like zoom hangouts that we did was

1299
01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:49,440
Speaker 6: and he went, I can't believe we're gonna have to

1300
01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:54,960
Speaker 6: do this for two weeks every month or so on

1301
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:57,280
Speaker 6: our group chain, we'll just text and be like, remember

1302
01:03:57,320 --> 01:03:59,360
Speaker 6: when Matt said, I can't believe we have to do

1303
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:00,000
Speaker 6: this for two week?

1304
01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:03,880
Speaker 1: He's just in a room by himself, rocking back and forth.

1305
01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:05,840
Speaker 1: I hope, I.

1306
01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:09,120
Speaker 4: Know, say hied them out for us.

1307
01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:14,200
Speaker 5: I feel bad, like because honestly, at the beginning, when

1308
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:17,040
Speaker 5: they were like, you know, it could be till summer.

1309
01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:18,440
Speaker 4: I was like, sounds fucking good to me.

1310
01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:22,200
Speaker 5: I from day one, I was just like this, Now,

1311
01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:24,840
Speaker 5: are you saying, stay home, laid down on the couch,

1312
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:28,080
Speaker 5: eat kind of whatever I want and watch TV. Yeah,

1313
01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:30,480
Speaker 5: this is what I have been doing, only I'm the

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Speaker 5: bad I've been the bad one for the last five years.

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Speaker 4: Now I can do it with no guilt.

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Speaker 1: One nothing is expected of me. Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: There's no daunting voice on my shoulder telling me what

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Speaker 1: I should be doing.

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Speaker 6: I literally like the week before Lockdown started was like

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Speaker 6: I was I had. I was like going out every

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Speaker 6: like almost every weekend, traveling to like tiny towns. Did

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Speaker 6: you stand up? And I was so tired, and I

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01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:59,200
Speaker 6: just remember saying to someone like I just wish I

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01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:01,720
Speaker 6: could just stay a home for a month, yeah, and

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Speaker 6: like not have to do fun, I have to travel

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01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:05,920
Speaker 6: and not have to work and like and then it

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Speaker 6: happened and I was like yes, And then it really

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01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:11,240
Speaker 6: was a monkey's pap sort of situation where I was

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Speaker 6: like I did this. I did this.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, my manifestation has ruined it for everybody.

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Speaker 1: Well, we had our nice vacation. It was fun, wasn't it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, And now we're podcasting over Zoom. You know, we

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Speaker 6: really figured it out.

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Speaker 5: Look at the resilience podcasters adaptation.

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01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:29,800
Speaker 4: We can do we can do anything.

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Speaker 5: That was one of the first Chris Nice talking about this,

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Speaker 5: because you started doing stand up on Zoom pretty soon.

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Speaker 5: I did, Like I waited and then did like a

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Speaker 5: one of those shows where they play quip lash like

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Speaker 5: they actually play game.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, by yourself.

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Speaker 6: You can only do that. I can't do the stand

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Speaker 6: up show.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I stand up. It's like I'll do the

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Speaker 1: drive in. I did the improv drive in show, which

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01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:54,680
Speaker 1: was I thought it would just be people laying on

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01:05:54,720 --> 01:05:56,920
Speaker 1: the horn. I didn't know what to think. Plus you're

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Speaker 1: in Orange County, so I thought I did that one too,

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01:05:59,640 --> 01:06:03,560
Speaker 1: and it was I loved it. I did not because

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01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:08,560
Speaker 1: they were like bbbe. They were honking, like trying to

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01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:12,160
Speaker 1: mimic laughter every moment, and you could and it was,

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01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:14,400
Speaker 1: you know, two hundred cars on the roof of this

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01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:18,320
Speaker 1: parking garage. And I very quickly was like Okay, this

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01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:21,800
Speaker 1: is an audience. Even if they're in a car right

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01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:23,840
Speaker 1: now and I can't hear them laughing, it was an

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01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:27,600
Speaker 1: audience and I felt so good. Greg Barrett was there too,

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01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:30,480
Speaker 1: and we were just like it felt so good, and

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01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:32,920
Speaker 1: that's the most I'm still riding on that high. It

1359
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:36,240
Speaker 1: was like two weeks ago, and it was.

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Speaker 5: When we get out of quarantine. Everything's going to be

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01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:40,960
Speaker 5: like that. We're gonna sub eleven and then it'll just

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01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:44,760
Speaker 5: be like I'm fucking high from Oh my god. There

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01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:47,720
Speaker 5: was like ten people in line. We all were talking.

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Speaker 4: It was amazing.

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01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:51,600
Speaker 1: I promise I'm going to talk to standards in line.

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01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:53,960
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be rude to anyone.

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01:06:54,400 --> 01:06:56,920
Speaker 6: That was one of Oh my god, before lockdown, when

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01:06:56,920 --> 01:06:58,960
Speaker 6: COVID was like a thing in the air, but no

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01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:01,360
Speaker 6: one was really taking it seriously in the States yet.

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01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:05,160
Speaker 6: I just remember like being like one of my big

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01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:07,760
Speaker 6: bits was like, you know, it's it's it's one of

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01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:10,240
Speaker 6: these situations where like someone in line at the checkout's

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01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:13,040
Speaker 6: like are you are you? You know, there's a type

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01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:18,920
Speaker 6: of person that loves communal like tragic events or like

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01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:22,240
Speaker 6: like the earthquake person, the earthquake neighbor who's like, who

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01:07:22,280 --> 01:07:24,400
Speaker 6: desperately just wants to come and knock on your door

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01:07:24,440 --> 01:07:25,480
Speaker 6: and be like did you feel it?

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01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:25,840
Speaker 4: Yes?

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01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:31,000
Speaker 6: Did you feel it? Like the and there's always that

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01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:33,680
Speaker 6: person in the self checkout at Target who's like you

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01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:35,560
Speaker 6: can see has all the toilet paper and it's like

1382
01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:39,040
Speaker 6: eyes darting around looking for somebody who they can talk

1383
01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:42,400
Speaker 6: to about this, and like and I remember like trying

1384
01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:45,720
Speaker 6: to write jokes about that person, and now I'm like, well,

1385
01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:47,920
Speaker 6: I was the fool. I was the fool, and that

1386
01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:51,240
Speaker 6: person was correct. Actually that person in the self checkout.

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Speaker 1: Line, I remember, I think that is the joke right there.

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01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:59,720
Speaker 1: I think I still think that joke has legs.

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01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:04,360
Speaker 5: Don't give up, don't give I just broke walking into

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01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:08,560
Speaker 5: my local grocery store when in around that same time

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01:08:08,560 --> 01:08:12,240
Speaker 5: where it was pre quarantine post we were really starting

1392
01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:14,400
Speaker 5: to hear about it. It's coming and you know whatever,

1393
01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:17,839
Speaker 5: but nothing official had happened, and walking down the toilet

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01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:19,920
Speaker 5: paper aisle and it was just like filled to the

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01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:23,439
Speaker 5: brim and I'm like reading something where it was just

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01:08:23,479 --> 01:08:25,519
Speaker 5: like maybe stock up and then I was just like

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01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:30,960
Speaker 5: come on, like tirrel, like you dramatic. And then truly,

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01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:34,160
Speaker 5: like the next week it was empty. It's so insane.

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01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:37,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, what a weird It was a weird thing that

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Speaker 1: I still don't understand why people thought toilet paper was

1401
01:08:42,479 --> 01:08:44,320
Speaker 1: well but I'm a bedet owner.

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01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:45,920
Speaker 6: Same same.

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01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:50,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm not. I don't care. I got, if anything,

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01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:52,120
Speaker 1: I'm more green. I got a bidet in a terry

1405
01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:53,280
Speaker 1: cloth washcloth.

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Speaker 4: I'm so European deep down. This is not gonna affect me.

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01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:02,559
Speaker 1: Uh. Well, I think we've we've Uh this is a

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01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:03,960
Speaker 1: long one, but that was so.

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01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:06,920
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Yeah, we really drove You're the best.

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01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:08,200
Speaker 1: It was so fun.

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01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:12,040
Speaker 6: Can I flew by? I have to say, like, this

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01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:14,439
Speaker 6: is the most I have I this is the most

1413
01:09:14,439 --> 01:09:16,360
Speaker 6: fun I've had recording a podcast in a while. And

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01:09:16,400 --> 01:09:18,880
Speaker 6: I talked and listening on my own podcast about how

1415
01:09:19,439 --> 01:09:22,080
Speaker 6: unfunny I feel doing my own podcast, And this has

1416
01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:22,840
Speaker 6: been the most fun.

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01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:26,439
Speaker 1: Oh thanks, we could ever hear that I was.

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Speaker 5: I have to say, I was really nervous because I

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01:09:29,320 --> 01:09:30,400
Speaker 5: feel out of.

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01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:33,120
Speaker 4: It in the stand up world, like I just don't.

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Speaker 5: I wasn't doing it so much before and and Chris

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01:09:38,240 --> 01:09:41,000
Speaker 5: and I used to just book people that we knew

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01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:44,720
Speaker 5: that we didn't feel like we were uh, oppressing if

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01:09:44,760 --> 01:09:47,080
Speaker 5: we asked them to do it, Like, yeah, So we

1425
01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:49,639
Speaker 5: had this thing people on this podcast like five times

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01:09:49,680 --> 01:09:51,960
Speaker 5: because we're just like, we know Jackie CAAs will want

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01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:52,200
Speaker 5: to do it.

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01:09:52,479 --> 01:09:54,320
Speaker 4: It was always you know, we know this person will

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01:09:54,360 --> 01:09:55,439
Speaker 4: want to do it or whatever.

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01:09:55,760 --> 01:09:57,760
Speaker 5: And so the fact that we have a booker now

1431
01:09:57,800 --> 01:09:59,720
Speaker 5: and then every time I had that feeling of like

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01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:02,519
Speaker 5: what if they don't want to do what if? That

1433
01:10:02,640 --> 01:10:03,960
Speaker 5: was the nicest compliment you.

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01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:08,120
Speaker 1: Possibly Thank you and you were great, that's it's delightful.

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01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:12,479
Speaker 1: Thank you. Is there anything you want to plug coming up?

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01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:18,559
Speaker 6: My podcast is Urgent Care. It's a calling advice show,

1437
01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:23,120
Speaker 6: and we and I we don't have guests anymore for

1438
01:10:23,160 --> 01:10:25,800
Speaker 6: the very reason that we also felt like we were

1439
01:10:25,840 --> 01:10:29,639
Speaker 6: oppressing people that we asked to do it. It's very difficult.

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01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:31,559
Speaker 6: We had to we had to record a bunch of

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01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:34,280
Speaker 6: bonus episodes for Stitch Your Premium and we were like,

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01:10:34,680 --> 01:10:36,960
Speaker 6: and we had guests for that, and it was every

1443
01:10:36,960 --> 01:10:38,479
Speaker 6: time we had to book someone and we were like, oh,

1444
01:10:38,800 --> 01:10:40,040
Speaker 6: who will be mad at us?

1445
01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:40,400
Speaker 1: Yeah?

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01:10:40,479 --> 01:10:44,040
Speaker 4: For real, such a favorite Urgent Care.

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01:10:44,120 --> 01:10:44,599
Speaker 6: Check it out.

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01:10:44,680 --> 01:10:47,719
Speaker 1: Well, thanks you for being to talk to you. Thank

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01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:50,560
Speaker 1: You've been listening to Do you need a ride? De

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01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:52,080
Speaker 1: wyan a?

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01:10:54,240 --> 01:11:03,479
Speaker 2: I want way bad either be there doesn't matter how

1452
01:11:03,560 --> 01:11:08,440
Speaker 2: much baggage you claim. Give us time and a terminol

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01:11:08,600 --> 01:11:09,040
Speaker 2: and gay.

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01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:14,720
Speaker 3: We want to send you off in style. Do you

1455
01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:19,960
Speaker 3: want to welcome you back home? Tell us all about it?

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01:11:20,160 --> 01:11:24,480
Speaker 4: We scared? Or was it fine? Malborn?

1457
01:11:40,439 --> 01:11:41,839
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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01:11:42,479 --> 01:11:45,759
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:47,639
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:52,200
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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01:11:52,360 --> 01:12:02,040
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need with Karen

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Speaker 1: and Cress

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