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Speaker 5: into it. With our ongoing coverage of Indecision twenty four,
Speaker 5: let's kick things off with Nikki Haley. She made a
Speaker 5: big announcement today, but it wasn't the one we were
Speaker 5: all expecting.
Speaker 6: Some of you, perhaps a few of you in the media,
Speaker 6: came here today to see if I'm dropping out of
Speaker 6: the race.
Speaker 7: Well I'm not.
Speaker 5: Okay, we'll just wait another week then.
Speaker 7: Do what you want.
Speaker 5: But it's not a good sign for your campaign if
Speaker 5: you have to keep announcing that you're not dropping out
Speaker 5: of the race. Nikki Haley's campaign has reached the guest
Speaker 5: who doesn't know when to leave the party stage. Republican
Speaker 5: voters are like, ooh, oh god, I got to wake
Speaker 5: up early tomorrow, and Nikki's like, oh.
Speaker 7: Let's start a game of risk.
Speaker 5: And if this speech was supposed to convince people that
Speaker 5: she should stay in the race, I'm.
Speaker 7: Not really sure it did.
Speaker 6: We've all heard the calls from me to drop out.
Speaker 6: The argument is familiar. They say I haven't won a state,
Speaker 6: that my path to victory is slim. They point to
Speaker 6: the primary polls and say, I'm only delaying the inevitable.
Speaker 6: Why keep fighting when the battle was apparently over after Iowa.
Speaker 5: She's making a really good case against herself. They say
Speaker 5: my campaign is making everyone sad, that I'm a born
Speaker 5: loser whose own mother wouldn't vote for her. They claim
Speaker 5: I have a fourteen percent on Rotten Tomatoes and I'm.
Speaker 7: Not even a movie anyway. What were we talking about?
Speaker 5: Although, look, if Haley wants to stay in, it's her right.
Speaker 5: If her strategy is to just hope that Donald Trump
Speaker 5: goes to prison for life, she wouldn't be the only one.
Speaker 7: Game recognize game.
Speaker 5: Speaking of Donald Trump, it's been a week now since
Speaker 5: Russian dissident Alexi Navalney mysteriously died in prison after devoting
Speaker 5: his life to fighting Vladimir Putin's dictatorship, and Donald Trump
Speaker 5: honored him in the only way he knows how, by
Speaker 5: making it about himself.
Speaker 2: The former president, for his part, weighed in yesterday evening.
Speaker 2: What he did was he shared an opinion piece on
Speaker 2: his social media website that compares President Biden with Vladimir
Speaker 2: Putin and compares himself with Alexi Navalney.
Speaker 5: This is utterly disgusting. But I have to give Trump credit.
Speaker 5: I didn't realize he could make analogies way that He's
Speaker 5: got the double Collins and everything. My little guys ready
Speaker 5: for the SATs. But yes, it is unacceptable to compare
Speaker 5: Navalney with Trump. Navalney sacrificed his life for democracy. Donald
Speaker 5: Trump tried to sacrifice Mike Pence's life.
Speaker 7: To kill democracy.
Speaker 5: You could not find two men who are further apart
Speaker 5: than these two. Now, if you're stupid enough to believe
Speaker 5: that Donald Trump is a courageous freedom fighter like Alexi Navalny,
Speaker 5: then good news.
Speaker 7: Trump has some perfume he'd like to sell you Trump
Speaker 7: branded cologne.
Speaker 4: It's called Trump forty seven, with the former President's.
Speaker 7: Head at the top of the bottle.
Speaker 4: According to the website selling the cologne, it smells of
Speaker 4: a crisp opening of citrus blends into a cedar heart
Speaker 4: underpinned by a rich base of leather and amber.
Speaker 5: The last time Trump was underpinned by a rich base
Speaker 5: of leather and amber, Amber had to sign an NDA. Also,
Speaker 5: I love the shape of that bottle. Is that cologne
Speaker 5: or a vibrator from hell? The first vibrator that doesn't
Speaker 5: believe in the female orgasm. I think that this perfume
Speaker 5: is just a quick grift to help Trump after he
Speaker 5: was hit with a three hundred and fifty five million
Speaker 5: dollar judgment for fraud, and based on their at campaign,
Speaker 5: you would be.
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Speaker 1: the new fragrance from Donald Trump.
Speaker 7: That's definitely not a desperate cash grab.
Speaker 1: You want to smell like this, and now you can
Speaker 1: grab her by the nostrils. Donald Trump is an icon
Speaker 1: of grace and masculinity. Take a whiff of Victory forty
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Speaker 1: my ten thousand bottles, Send Donald Trump money he really.
Speaker 7: Needs this, or get your condo.
Speaker 1: Victory forty seven is now available next to the discount
Speaker 1: candy at your local CBS victory forty seven. Smelling this
Speaker 1: good should be.
Speaker 7: Illegal, and it probably is.
Speaker 5: Mappy, big talking perfume is undignified for the front runner
Speaker 5: for president.
Speaker 7: Excuse me, don't worry, it's not just perfume.
Speaker 8: Donald Trump introducing a new sneaker line at a shoe
Speaker 8: conference in Philly over the weekend.
Speaker 9: This is that big crowd appearing at sneaker Con in Philadelphia.
Speaker 7: We're going to remember the young people, and we're going
Speaker 7: to remember sneaker Con, your sneakerheads.
Speaker 9: Ryan, the former president, took today to promote a money
Speaker 9: making deal, having struck a naming rights agreement for a
Speaker 9: limited edition sneaker line, the most expensive pair in the series,
Speaker 9: selling for three hundred and ninety nine dollars.
Speaker 1: That's the real deal.
Speaker 3: That's the real deal.
Speaker 5: Finally, a sneaker that won't make me feel bad when
Speaker 5: I accidentally step and shit, No, I'm kidding. What is
Speaker 5: actually the perfect shoe to tell the world you're about
Speaker 5: to lose a game of one on one by fifty points.
Speaker 5: To be fair, though, at least when you give money
Speaker 5: to Trump you actually get something in return.
Speaker 7: If you give money to Democrats.
Speaker 5: All you get is fifty thousand emails asking for more
Speaker 5: money send me a body spray Nancy, but I don't
Speaker 5: know who am I to judge. I'm still wearing crocs
Speaker 5: from the first time they were popular. To find out
Speaker 5: what real sneaker heads think about these shoes, we sent
Speaker 5: our very own Josh Johnson to investigate what's up world?
Speaker 3: I'm Josh Johnson, and Donald Trump just released his new
Speaker 3: Never Surrender high tops. There's only one thousand being released
Speaker 3: and four hundred bucks a pop. They will probably not
Speaker 3: put a dint in the judgment against him. So I
Speaker 3: hit the streets today and talk some real sneaker heads
Speaker 3: to see if these.
Speaker 7: Are cops or dropped they know.
Speaker 10: Now, what do you.
Speaker 7: Think of these sneakers?
Speaker 8: You know, it's very patriotic.
Speaker 11: I think that there's no rules in fashion.
Speaker 7: Okay, were whatever you want, but me, Percy, I would not.
Speaker 7: Would you copies you? You wouldn't know hard past. It
Speaker 7: looks very two thousand and nine dated. Actually they look
Speaker 7: like they don't bend. What are your thoughts on this shoe?
Speaker 3: Trying to be sheep? Okay?
Speaker 7: Well, also very nationalistic?
Speaker 5: Gotcha?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 7: Would you wear the shoe though? Okay?
Speaker 3: So you think if you wore these two school you
Speaker 3: might get like roasted up? Yeah, because like, what great
Speaker 3: are you in seventh You're in seventh grade?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 7: How tall? Six to one? I played basketball?
Speaker 3: You should do you think there's a sort of like
Speaker 3: mic situation where as soon as you put them on,
Speaker 3: you get indicted, probably if.
Speaker 2: It's not indicted by the judicial system, if you indicted
Speaker 2: by society.
Speaker 3: Do you think they go up even higher or they
Speaker 3: go down if he goes to jail.
Speaker 10: I think if you go together, probably going like twenty
Speaker 10: k sign crazli. Really, people are nothing like that.
Speaker 3: I'm wearing these, right, I get robbed, they get taken off.
Speaker 8: You're not gonna get rout for those brothers.
Speaker 7: Okay, that's good to know. So this is really like
Speaker 7: robbery repellent right here.
Speaker 5: So people might try to give you tips on fashion,
Speaker 5: like why are you wearing those?
Speaker 11: Okay, shoes are very symbolic of who you are as
Speaker 11: a person, So if you have dumb shoes, might be
Speaker 11: a person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, those are pretty bad.
Speaker 10: But what about your shoes, Doug, What those are some
Speaker 10: dirty ass shoes?
Speaker 7: Bro steak asshoes. Hell, no, beut to run a marathon
Speaker 7: it's really about It's really about traumpa, is it?
Speaker 12: You're lucky bigger than me?
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 5: When we come back, we'll find out the last way
Speaker 5: Alabama has made history.
Speaker 7: So don't go away.
Speaker 13: Welcome man to.
Speaker 7: The Daily Show. Ever since Roe v.
Speaker 5: Wade was overturned two years ago, women have been predicting
Speaker 5: that conservatives would go after other reproductive rights next, and
Speaker 5: people said, ha, there go those hysterical women being hysterical again.
Speaker 7: Well guess what this.
Speaker 12: Morning a first of its kind decision by the Alabama
Speaker 12: Supreme Court that could put families access to fertility treatments
Speaker 12: in the post row era at risk. The case in
Speaker 12: question involved a patient who managed to access the freezer
Speaker 12: storing frozen embryos at an Alabama fertility clinic. The patient
Speaker 12: picked up multiple embryos and mistakenly dropped and destroyed them.
Speaker 12: The state's high court says that patient can now be
Speaker 12: held liable in a wrongful death lawsuit. The court determining
Speaker 12: frozen embryos qualify as people under its state law ruling
Speaker 12: born children are children without exception based on developmental stage.
Speaker 7: That's right. The bar has been moved again.
Speaker 5: From now on in Alabama life begins when a man
Speaker 5: notices his first cousin is hot. Just to clarify what's
Speaker 5: happening here, tens of thousands of women have children using
Speaker 5: IVF every year, and since it's not possible to do
Speaker 5: that without creating some excess embryos, the state of Alabama
Speaker 5: has now ruled that starting a family is basically murder,
Speaker 5: you know, pro life. And the way this ruling happened
Speaker 5: is so crazy. This wasn't even intentional. They just dropped
Speaker 5: a test tube.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 5: Back in my day, we had something called the five
Speaker 5: second rule and it was sacred. And I'm sorry, but
Speaker 5: it's just weird to say that frozen embryos are legally
Speaker 5: the same as children.
Speaker 7: Last time I checked, you're not allowed to store kids
Speaker 7: in the freezer.
Speaker 5: And yeah, yeah, I have checked, And now I'm on
Speaker 5: some kind of CPS watch list. Don't get me wrong,
Speaker 5: embryos are extremely precious to potential parents, but technically they're
Speaker 5: just jiz and eggs. That's not a child, that's an appetizer.
Speaker 5: At a very avant garde Brooklyn Ressant. For more on
Speaker 5: this court decision, We go live to an IVF clinic
Speaker 5: in Alabama with our very own Ronnie chain, Ronnie, Ronnie.
Speaker 7: What do you think the fallout will be of this?
Speaker 11: I'll tell you what the fallout is, DESSI turns out
Speaker 11: I'm a father. Now that's ry. I say hello to
Speaker 11: little Ronnie Junior. I love, he's gouts, Dad's eyes rocking
Speaker 11: my baby. I don't know the rest of the lyrics
Speaker 11: to that.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, I can tell you're running a scam. I
Speaker 5: just don't know how yet.
Speaker 11: No, no, no, this is not a scam.
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 11: This is a eagle child into state of Alabama, which
Speaker 11: means I get all the benefits of being a dad
Speaker 11: without having to be a dad. I get to claim
Speaker 11: him on my taxes, I got paternity leave, I gotta
Speaker 11: hang out at the McDonald's ball pit without getting hassled.
Speaker 11: I mean, best of all, he's my excuse to get
Speaker 11: off shit I don't want to do, which reminds me, hey,
Speaker 11: can we wrap this Uparadi, because I gotta go feed
Speaker 11: my son.
Speaker 7: Wait, how do you feed an embryo?
Speaker 11: You just pour a little fish food in here.
Speaker 10: Look, lor Lork, here comes the play.
Speaker 4: Don't don't worry.
Speaker 7: It's organic.
Speaker 5: My god, Ronnie dropped the act. I know you hate kids.
Speaker 11: No, no, I just hate your kids.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 11: It was like waving at me, hello, goodbye, not for ready.
Speaker 5: I get it, Donnie, you're making a mockery of parenthood.
Speaker 11: Hey, well, okay, we'll take care of the stave of
Speaker 11: alib them out, okay, because according to them, this is
Speaker 11: a human life and it's so precious that people might
Speaker 11: go to prison for messing with it. So that means
Speaker 11: I'm a dad free and clip.
Speaker 10: Oh no, Ronnie Junior, Oh.
Speaker 7: Shit, oh shit, that's the cops.
Speaker 11: Okay, I thought we defunded those guys. Deessy, I gotta
Speaker 11: flee the state, okay, you Jessey shit, Okay, all right.
Speaker 5: Good Mark, Ronnie, Ronnie Jay, everyone, we come back tonight.
Speaker 5: Gerrera will be joining us, so don't go away.
Speaker 7: Welcome back to the Daily Show. My guest tonight is.
Speaker 5: An actor and playwright who's the co creator and star
Speaker 5: of the new AMC mini series The Walking Dead The
Speaker 5: Ones Who Live. Please welcome Deny Guerrera.
Speaker 7: Thank Carol, Oh my women. That's a good welcome.
Speaker 13: Yeah, beautiful guys, Thank you, guys.
Speaker 9: We're happy to be you and.
Speaker 7: I'm happy to see you.
Speaker 5: Thank you so much for being here I am I
Speaker 5: being such a fan of your work. You're an incredible actress,
Speaker 5: and you command such a presence every time you're on screen.
Speaker 5: These roles that you play, you play these extraordinary, powerful, resilient,
Speaker 5: katana wielding women. Do you ever feel like you just
Speaker 5: want to like take a break and play Linda from HR?
Speaker 7: Are you know?
Speaker 13: As long as you dresses cute, Yes, that's.
Speaker 7: What I missed. I miss wearing cute clothes when.
Speaker 6: I go to work.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I don't even think about that. Not
Speaker 5: just not having blood smeared everywhere.
Speaker 13: Yeah, like that's the makeup. You know, you still go
Speaker 13: smearing and like dust. Get some more dust on here,
Speaker 13: get some more dirt.
Speaker 8: That's perfect.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you still want to kill zombies?
Speaker 13: Yeah, don't take away the katana now, No, let me hold.
Speaker 7: On to that.
Speaker 5: I think you're managing it. You managed to kill zombies.
Speaker 13: I mean in HR with a katana?
Speaker 5: Sure, Hey, I think it's an asset. You know, we
Speaker 5: don't even have HR here, so our budget got cut.
Speaker 7: That's not true. We'll edit that part out. You.
Speaker 5: What's so interesting to me about this series is that
Speaker 5: you're not only acting in it, but you executive produce,
Speaker 5: you co created it, you write on it. Was it
Speaker 5: challenging just juggling all the hats and one project, Well.
Speaker 13: It was actually it was really cool because from where
Speaker 13: you start you get a role like what was that
Speaker 13: like twelve years ago, and it's in this show that
Speaker 13: was massive at the time, and it was just like,
Speaker 13: I'm just hoping I can keep this Katana in my
Speaker 13: hand and not drop it and when they're shooting, and
Speaker 13: then to go through this whole arc with the character
Speaker 13: and the journey she's had, which has been tremendous and
Speaker 13: I'm very thankful for how she was written. And then
Speaker 13: to go into actually creating the spinoff that like completes
Speaker 13: her story with the man who she loves with Rick Grimes,
Speaker 13: that was a very cool arc. I mean the interesting
Speaker 13: parts of it were. Of course, executive producing is a
Speaker 13: lot of work, but then I was also there was
Speaker 13: an episode that I wrote that I was show running
Speaker 13: and Scott Kimpole was like, don't talk to me, talk
Speaker 13: to her.
Speaker 8: It's all her.
Speaker 13: And you know, there are times I'm like in this
Speaker 13: very intense episode and then I noticed that the corpse
Speaker 13: and the scene doesn't look dead enough, and I'm like
Speaker 13: special effects makeup. Can you just help me with this
Speaker 13: a little bit? So I have to jump out I'm
Speaker 13: the shown and make sure she looks good in three
Speaker 13: weeks did and then and then jump back into the role.
Speaker 5: Of course, the Walking Dead fans are going to devour
Speaker 5: this like a zombieyond flesh, But truly it stands on
Speaker 5: its own. If you haven't watched the series, it's it's
Speaker 5: its own beast.
Speaker 13: Yeah, thank you. I think I think that's true because
Speaker 13: it really is the epic love story of the series.
Speaker 7: And if you.
Speaker 13: Haven't watched it, you can really just latch in because
Speaker 13: you can see what's happened to Rick and what's happening
Speaker 13: with Micheown and how they come together and what happens there.
Speaker 13: So it really kind of stands on its own.
Speaker 7: And yeah, it was.
Speaker 13: It was an interesting journey to actually get the opportunity
Speaker 13: because Walking Dead was such a jogonnaut of various narratives,
Speaker 13: big villains, and lots of things going on. So to
Speaker 13: actually step into just these two and their journey and
Speaker 13: a love story in the apocalypse was it was. It
Speaker 13: was really really fun and intense.
Speaker 5: Yes, you can feel that I can't wait to maybe
Speaker 5: you would consider sneaking me the rest of the episodes
Speaker 5: because I don't think I can wait until they come out.
Speaker 7: You don't mind.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Now, the Walking Dead franchise is considered a sci
Speaker 5: fi zombie apocalypse. But are you concerned when you look
Speaker 5: at the state of the world, is it becoming a
Speaker 5: little bit more of a political drama.
Speaker 13: I think they've been neck and neck for like ten years.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 13: I mean what I love about The Walking Dead and
Speaker 13: what attracts me to because I was scared out of
Speaker 13: my mind of horror. But what attracted me to it
Speaker 13: when I was asked to audition for it in like
Speaker 13: twenty twelve was the fact that you know, it was
Speaker 13: about people, characters like who would and everyone was like
Speaker 13: what would I Who would I be if the world
Speaker 13: end and if everything that was convenient to me and
Speaker 13: normal to me just was gone and everything was just
Speaker 13: totally upended? Who would I become? And I think that
Speaker 13: is actually what attracts people to it. It became like
Speaker 13: this family show, Like we meet people like seven year
Speaker 13: olds to seventy year olds who were watching it with
Speaker 13: their family every week. It's how like there's bonded with
Speaker 13: their fourteen year olds. I mean, it was kind of
Speaker 13: amazing to see that it was having that effect. But
Speaker 13: I think it was really just seeing people, all types
Speaker 13: of people navigate something that you can't imagine, but then
Speaker 13: you almost can. Yeah, and then everyone's like, Okay, what
Speaker 13: would I do? What I become? If people tell me
Speaker 13: what they got decked out for the you know, the
Speaker 13: bad day that could come, they've got it all in
Speaker 13: their garage.
Speaker 7: And preppers jes Day preppers.
Speaker 5: What's the craziest thing that a prepper has ever told
Speaker 5: you that they're collecting.
Speaker 13: Wow, that's a good question. I mean, you know, I've
Speaker 13: heard a lot about peanut butter. Yeah, people like their
Speaker 13: peanut butter.
Speaker 7: Yeah, people love peanut butter. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I collect that just jars and tubs. I hide it
Speaker 5: under my bed just in case I want a midnight stack.
Speaker 7: Listen, there's nothing like a good speed of peanut butter.
Speaker 7: I have some under this desk. You want some?
Speaker 5: Share your birthday? Just past Happy birthday? Her birthday's on valid? Yes,
Speaker 5: to celebrate you wrote this beautiful post. What was behind
Speaker 5: that message? And tell us a little bit about the foundation.
Speaker 13: Yeah. I created Love our Girls because I just think
Speaker 13: Valentine's Day is just it's just such a sucky holiday.
Speaker 7: What is it?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 13: You know, people are expecting things like give me roses
Speaker 13: and candy and like, you know what I mean. But
Speaker 13: I think it is beautiful in the sense that it's
Speaker 13: about love and would I was trying to like repurpose
Speaker 13: it about six seven, eight years ago when I had
Speaker 13: a show on Broadway and it was an all women play,
Speaker 13: and I just wanted to, like say, what if this
Speaker 13: day that has always been associated with the dye was
Speaker 13: born so I can never disassociate from it. What if
Speaker 13: it was just about love and loving girls more so
Speaker 13: that a lot of the things that they face and
Speaker 13: the discriminations they face, and the struggles they face and
Speaker 13: the celebrations that they face just get more attention on
Speaker 13: that day. So I decided to make that kind of
Speaker 13: the theme of the idea of Love Our Girls, which
Speaker 13: is just like an information hub. It's just about learn
Speaker 13: more about what girls and women are doing around the
Speaker 13: world and celebrate them and support them. And you can
Speaker 13: can't create advocates until you create information or just share information.
Speaker 13: So that's really all it is. It's just an informational
Speaker 13: hub to like celebrate women and girls and show them love.
Speaker 7: Oh so beautiful.
Speaker 5: Thank you so much for the work that you do,
Speaker 5: all of the work, and I cannot wait to finish
Speaker 5: the series.
Speaker 7: You're incredible in it.
Speaker 5: The Walking Dead The Ones Who Live premieres February twenty
Speaker 5: fifth on AMC and AMC plus Deny Guerrera.
Speaker 7: So we'll be right back after this. That's our show
Speaker 7: for tonight.
Speaker 5: But before we go, please consider donating to the Yellowhammer Fund.
Speaker 5: They're an organization that supports reproductive justice in Alabama. If
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Speaker 8: Now, this is hardly the first surreal product that the
Speaker 8: former Present Cident has promoted. There was trump ice and
Speaker 8: ice trays, vodka, coffee, steaks, a cutting board, cookies, jellybeans,
Speaker 8: red solo cup of flask in the shape of a football,
Speaker 8: a honey dipper, urine test hits, a magazine, a board game,
Speaker 8: a speaker, gold colored airbuds, cologne, his and Her luxury robes,
Speaker 8: scented candles, mattresses, pickleball paddles, a USB drive in the
Speaker 8: shape of a gold bar, mortgages, diplomas, NFTs, and never
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