Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tap? Hi, Garret,
Speaker 1: what's it all about today? So Joe wants to play
Speaker 1: a phone tap on his wife Alicia. Now, there's been
Speaker 1: this house on their block that's been up for sale
Speaker 1: for a few months, and they don't understand why it's
Speaker 1: not selling. So I'm going to call from the real
Speaker 1: estate office to explain to them why the house hasn't sold.
Speaker 1: See what happened to today's phone tap? Hello, Hi, I'm
Speaker 1: looking for Alisha.
Speaker 2: Please Alicia speaking.
Speaker 1: Hi. My name's Neil Patrick. I work over at Reality.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if you're aware, but we are currently
Speaker 1: selling the house two doors away from you. Yeah, I'm aware.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I got your number from one of your neighbors. A
Speaker 1: few of the buyers seem to have seen you walk
Speaker 1: around the neighborhood and they're kind of turned off by
Speaker 1: your vulgarness. What are you talking about, Well, it seems
Speaker 1: you like to spit around the neighborhood, and frankly, it's
Speaker 1: not a big turn on for our clients to buy
Speaker 1: the house knowing that people just walk around and spit
Speaker 1: where they like, and they're afraid them might be their
Speaker 1: house that you spit on, or maybe their car or
Speaker 1: dad is the.
Speaker 2: Most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of in my life.
Speaker 2: Are you serious from spitting that you considered to be vulgar?
Speaker 2: It's kind of their house. The ugly house that's been
Speaker 2: on the market for five years isn't selling. No, you're
Speaker 2: trying to find a escapegoat to take blame why you
Speaker 2: can't sell the house, to look into another profession. Well,
Speaker 2: maybe maybe you know what, haven't I say?
Speaker 1: Hello? So I just want to give you some time
Speaker 1: to cool down and maybe consider what I was offering.
Speaker 2: Not cool down, you're irritating the out of me. You're
Speaker 2: a crazy psycho bitch.
Speaker 1: If you have a spinning problem, that's fine. But if
Speaker 1: you're going to spit, shoot it into a tissue for
Speaker 1: what it is to spit.
Speaker 2: Wherever I want to. I'm not gonna stop this to
Speaker 2: pout some crazy riddles to things I should when he
Speaker 2: can't sell a house because he's probably ugly. Oh, he
Speaker 2: just doesn't have the skill set to sell a damn house.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, So here's old due. We'll give
Speaker 1: it a few minutes. We'll call back. She's probably gonna
Speaker 1: think it's me again and a little bit more. All right, Oh,
Speaker 1: she's gonna spit on me. Man, Hello, what's up? You
Speaker 1: will not believe what just happened.
Speaker 2: Do you know the house down the street that hasn't
Speaker 2: sold in like five years? Yeah? You will not believe
Speaker 2: the real to have the audacity to call me and
Speaker 2: tell me that the house.
Speaker 1: Doesn't sell it Because.
Speaker 2: I'm sitting in hacking all over the place. He said,
Speaker 2: he's trying to blame me for his lack of being
Speaker 2: able to sail that ugly ass house. I'm gonna spit
Speaker 2: in his face.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, you know, I can kind of see
Speaker 1: what his point is in a way. I mean the
Speaker 1: house is.
Speaker 2: I mean you can see what you mean by that.
Speaker 2: You can see what thanks the realtor to say some
Speaker 2: crazy ass and then the neighbors.
Speaker 1: But for you to be concone with it, you are
Speaker 1: your mind?
Speaker 2: How much? You don't even come home tonight? They're not
Speaker 2: sleeping in my bed. Shop is closed. Don't you come in?
Speaker 2: Don't you got anything?
Speaker 1: Okay? I love you. I love you. You know I love you.
Speaker 2: You don't know what love is that that don't come
Speaker 2: home tonight?
Speaker 1: Shote colo Alicia, Alicia, my name is Garrett from Elvis
Speaker 1: Durant in the Morning Show, and you just got phone tapped.
Speaker 2: Oh oh my god, my oh god.
Speaker 1: You Alicia, What do you want to say to your
Speaker 1: husband Joe Joe?
Speaker 2: First of all, you suck Elvis Duran's phone tap.
Speaker 1: Yeah, another one.