WEBVTT - Stop Spitting in the Neighborhood

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tap? Hi, Garret,

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<v Speaker 1>what's it all about today? So Joe wants to play

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<v Speaker 1>a phone tap on his wife Alicia. Now, there's been

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<v Speaker 1>this house on their block that's been up for sale

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<v Speaker 1>for a few months, and they don't understand why it's

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<v Speaker 1>not selling. So I'm going to call from the real

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<v Speaker 1>estate office to explain to them why the house hasn't sold.

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<v Speaker 1>See what happened to today's phone tap? Hello, Hi, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>looking for Alisha.

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<v Speaker 2>Please Alicia speaking.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi. My name's Neil Patrick. I work over at Reality.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure if you're aware, but we are currently

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<v Speaker 1>selling the house two doors away from you. Yeah, I'm aware.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I got your number from one of your neighbors. A

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<v Speaker 1>few of the buyers seem to have seen you walk

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<v Speaker 1>around the neighborhood and they're kind of turned off by

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<v Speaker 1>your vulgarness. What are you talking about, Well, it seems

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<v Speaker 1>you like to spit around the neighborhood, and frankly, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not a big turn on for our clients to buy

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<v Speaker 1>the house knowing that people just walk around and spit

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<v Speaker 1>where they like, and they're afraid them might be their

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<v Speaker 1>house that you spit on, or maybe their car or

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<v Speaker 1>dad is the.

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<v Speaker 2>Most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you serious from spitting that you considered to be vulgar?

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<v Speaker 2>It's kind of their house. The ugly house that's been

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<v Speaker 2>on the market for five years isn't selling. No, you're

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<v Speaker 2>trying to find a escapegoat to take blame why you

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<v Speaker 2>can't sell the house, to look into another profession. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe maybe you know what, haven't I say?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello? So I just want to give you some time

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<v Speaker 1>to cool down and maybe consider what I was offering.

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<v Speaker 2>Not cool down, you're irritating the out of me. You're

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<v Speaker 2>a crazy psycho bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>If you have a spinning problem, that's fine. But if

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to spit, shoot it into a tissue for

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<v Speaker 1>what it is to spit.

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<v Speaker 2>Wherever I want to. I'm not gonna stop this to

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<v Speaker 2>pout some crazy riddles to things I should when he

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<v Speaker 2>can't sell a house because he's probably ugly. Oh, he

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<v Speaker 2>just doesn't have the skill set to sell a damn house.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, all right, So here's old due. We'll give

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<v Speaker 1>it a few minutes. We'll call back. She's probably gonna

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<v Speaker 1>think it's me again and a little bit more. All right, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>she's gonna spit on me. Man, Hello, what's up? You

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<v Speaker 1>will not believe what just happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know the house down the street that hasn't

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<v Speaker 2>sold in like five years? Yeah? You will not believe

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<v Speaker 2>the real to have the audacity to call me and

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<v Speaker 2>tell me that the house.

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't sell it Because.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sitting in hacking all over the place. He said,

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<v Speaker 2>he's trying to blame me for his lack of being

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<v Speaker 2>able to sail that ugly ass house. I'm gonna spit

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<v Speaker 2>in his face.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean, you know, I can kind of see

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<v Speaker 1>what his point is in a way. I mean the

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<v Speaker 1>house is.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean you can see what you mean by that.

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<v Speaker 2>You can see what thanks the realtor to say some

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<v Speaker 2>crazy ass and then the neighbors.

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<v Speaker 1>But for you to be concone with it, you are

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<v Speaker 1>your mind?

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<v Speaker 2>How much? You don't even come home tonight? They're not

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<v Speaker 2>sleeping in my bed. Shop is closed. Don't you come in?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you got anything?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? I love you. I love you. You know I love you.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't know what love is that that don't come

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<v Speaker 2>home tonight?

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<v Speaker 1>Shote colo Alicia, Alicia, my name is Garrett from Elvis

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<v Speaker 1>Durant in the Morning Show, and you just got phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh my god, my oh god.

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<v Speaker 1>You Alicia, What do you want to say to your

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<v Speaker 1>husband Joe Joe?

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, you suck Elvis Duran's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, another one.