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Speaker 1: what's the minimum age you have to be in order
Speaker 1: to do a second date update with us? I think
Speaker 1: it needs to be eighteen plus eighteen? Yes, sixteen sixteen? Okay?
Speaker 1: What get a lot of requests from five year old
Speaker 1: to do second date updates with them the playhouse and
Speaker 1: then things go wrong? I don't The only reason that
Speaker 1: I ask you know how to use a phone? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: The reason I ask is because I'm not sure how
Speaker 1: old the person on the phone is, but from their
Speaker 1: date it sounds like they're probably a sophomore in high school.
Speaker 1: Let's just meet a Matt. Are you skipping home room
Speaker 1: to do this phone call? Yeah? Not only am I
Speaker 1: skipping home room, but I'm also skipping first period to
Speaker 1: be here with you. Guys? Are we joking or not? Like?
Speaker 1: Are you in high school? Matt? No, I'm just joking
Speaker 1: with you, guys. I'm a I'm a fully functioning adult.
Speaker 1: All right. Well good, we'll see how fully functioning in
Speaker 1: just a second. But so, why don't you tell us
Speaker 1: a little bit about your day. What's the name of
Speaker 1: the girl that you want to call today? Kayla? Kayla?
Speaker 1: She's not in high school? Right? Uh? No, Hue, you
Speaker 1: were about to have to cancel this call. Okay, So
Speaker 1: tell us about Kayla. Kayla. She's cool, be bet on Tinder,
Speaker 1: and she's also a fully functioning adult you guys, so
Speaker 1: don't worry, okay, good? All right? Yeah, all right, so
Speaker 1: we went out. I met her on Tinder. Her name's Kayla. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we got that part. Fully functioning adult thing is not
Speaker 1: paying off. Hey, you forget things when you're old, like
Speaker 1: whether or not you just told us her name. So
Speaker 1: what did you in Kayla do for your date? I
Speaker 1: turn her on a game date? What does that mean?
Speaker 1: It does sound like high school? No? No, okay, so
Speaker 1: I know this sounds like a kids thing or whatever,
Speaker 1: but trust you guys are gonna like this is actually
Speaker 1: really cool idea. Okay, I took her to high school
Speaker 1: basketball game, right, my old high school? What? Yeah, Well, Matt,
Speaker 1: Why would you do that? Why would she want to
Speaker 1: do that? I played, and when I was in high school,
Speaker 1: I was really good. I was all saved and not
Speaker 1: this guy. Imagine me ten years ago. I was way
Speaker 1: better than all these kids, are you? Like? The only
Speaker 1: reason I didn't play college was because of what's your excuse? Matt?
Speaker 1: There's an excuse? You got one? Is it? Mcl or
Speaker 1: acl I told my Achilles, Oh, oh my god, this
Speaker 1: is miserable. Was she into this idea? Well, she was
Speaker 1: a high school cheerleader, so I figured she'd be game,
Speaker 1: and she seemed cool. She was down, she came. Was
Speaker 1: she just as obnoxious? Like, well, I was captain. You
Speaker 1: guys were perfect for each other. She was a cheerleader. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I don't think she wanted to be professional about it. Okay, good.
Speaker 1: So you both peaked in high school and you're just
Speaker 1: trying to relive her glory days. How to go? Well?
Speaker 1: I thought it went awesome. Like she showed up. She
Speaker 1: was super confident, and she had like really big hair,
Speaker 1: and I thought that that was cool that she like
Speaker 1: just had never changed her hairstyle from my high school.
Speaker 1: Like that was a cool. Big hair is like in right,
Speaker 1: or that was just her, Like, how do you know
Speaker 1: what all other than her hairstyle, how was she? She
Speaker 1: was great. She was really funny and confident, and she
Speaker 1: was down and we had a good time. And then
Speaker 1: I was like, well, let's really go all out, you know,
Speaker 1: like let's really do like a throwback, so like let's
Speaker 1: have dinner here, Like, let's go to the snack bar
Speaker 1: at the high school. You just had it in like
Speaker 1: the commons area or something. Grab some red vines and popcorn.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, no, you can like get the snack
Speaker 1: at the snack warn, take it back to your seat,
Speaker 1: and wash the game. I understand that. I like matt
Speaker 1: strategy here, like set the bar really really low for
Speaker 1: date number one. There's no to go but up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so how did this all pan out for you? Matt?
Speaker 1: Was the date fun? She might have thought I was
Speaker 1: a little cheap because of the whole situation, even though
Speaker 1: I was like trying to connect with her, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like it took me a while to like pay for
Speaker 1: the food at the snack bar because it's like fifty
Speaker 1: cents off a hot dog for each hot dog if
Speaker 1: you have your alumni card. And I knew I had
Speaker 1: it in my wallet, but I had to sort of
Speaker 1: look forward and took me a couple of minutes. Dude,
Speaker 1: you don't bust off the alumni card, you go. I
Speaker 1: don't worry. I got this. Yeah, I'll play that extra dollar. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: thank you, so i'd save some money, you know what. No,
Speaker 1: I think it's respectable to be economically responsible, thank you.
Speaker 1: I just did the hot dogs though at the game,
Speaker 1: Like it may have been cute for like the first
Speaker 1: half of a basketball game, but to sit the entire
Speaker 1: time and that's all you guys did. No, No, it
Speaker 1: wasn't just hot dogs. I got popcorn and then I
Speaker 1: even splurtshed on eminem Oh my god. Yeah, listen, he
Speaker 1: got his allowance this week. Okay, so he can afford
Speaker 1: the NBA bro Because Paul, when did it start going south?
Speaker 1: Because it sounds like maybe she changed her mind about
Speaker 1: how cool this was. Okay, Well, here's what I think happened.
Speaker 1: The game was awesome, and we actually ended up winning
Speaker 1: the game on like pretty much a last second shot,
Speaker 1: and everybody was like cheering and stuff, and we were
Speaker 1: jumping up and down and I kind of had like
Speaker 1: my hands around her like, you know, like hugging one
Speaker 1: armed kind of thing, and we like made really really
Speaker 1: intense eye contact, and I hesitated, and then by the
Speaker 1: time that I had realized that I should be kissing her,
Speaker 1: it was like too late. Like I feel like I
Speaker 1: lost the moment. And so I don't know if she's
Speaker 1: like friend zoning me or whatever, but I think that
Speaker 1: that's what happened. Yeah, you mac on girls, like you're
Speaker 1: still in high school the same exact way. Come on,
Speaker 1: when has a woman never called someone back because he
Speaker 1: didn't kiss her at the right time, Like if they
Speaker 1: want to kiss, they're gonna call you back, they're gonna
Speaker 1: go out with you again. Well and then I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: well I'm gonna try to make up for it. And
Speaker 1: so I was like, Joanna, go get could drink after
Speaker 1: this or whatever? And she was like, oh no, I
Speaker 1: have to be up really early for work tomorrow, and
Speaker 1: so yeah, her from her or anything. And I honestly,
Speaker 1: I think it was that moment. He's right messed up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. I am really curious to
Speaker 1: hear what she actually has to say. Yeah, well, at
Speaker 1: least someone is. But so we'll we'll play a song
Speaker 1: for you, man, then we'll come back and we'll call
Speaker 1: Caleb for you and get your second date update. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: thank you. All right, second date update. If you're just
Speaker 1: tuning in for today's second date update, we're talking to
Speaker 1: a former superstar athlete right now. Yeah, we are at
Speaker 1: point guard, standing at a towering five foot six inches.
Speaker 1: He's a two time Junior Vulsity All State selection who
Speaker 1: would have definitely played hoops in college if he hadn't
Speaker 1: toned his achilles while saving a literate puppies from a
Speaker 1: mud slide that was also on fire. Give it up
Speaker 1: for your second date all star Matt oh Mad, Is
Speaker 1: it really him? I'm five nine? Yeah, yet with those
Speaker 1: lebrons on. We've got Matt on the phone, and he
Speaker 1: took his date Kala to watch a basketball game at
Speaker 1: his old high school, where he used to be known
Speaker 1: as the white lebron. Wait, we don't even know if
Speaker 1: he's white, right, I'm but he even bought her dinner
Speaker 1: at the concession stand there. He's worried he may have
Speaker 1: missed out on the perfect moment for a first kiss
Speaker 1: and thinks maybe that's why he's not getting a call back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I really blew it. You know, I forgot
Speaker 1: to ask you. Did you spend the entire night talking
Speaker 1: about your glory days of your high school basketball career? Uh? No,
Speaker 1: I think probably just a quarter or Two's that honestly
Speaker 1: sounds like the most miserable date of my life. Like
Speaker 1: listen to get some dudes old high school sports stories.
Speaker 1: It sounds like my personal health. Yeah, you probably think
Speaker 1: that because it doesn't really sound like you were hot
Speaker 1: enough to be a cheerleader. She was a third string
Speaker 1: volleyball team that was eighth grade. Okay, Okay, you're bullying
Speaker 1: me as if we're in high school all over again.
Speaker 1: Let's just call this girl and we'll hear her own
Speaker 1: disappointment and how lame your date was. You're bullying me,
Speaker 1: all right, Matt, Let's give her a call for you.
Speaker 1: Remember this is like the last possession of the fourth quarter,
Speaker 1: crunch time, Maddie. You get the ball, you take it
Speaker 1: to the hole. It's do or die or cry, second
Speaker 1: date or mask. You know, let's get this. Let's get
Speaker 1: right to the call. You ready to do this, Maddie, Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's get it all right right out the phone number
Speaker 1: right now for you. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Kayla? Please?
Speaker 1: This is she Hi, Kayla, this is young Jeffrey. I
Speaker 1: work on the radio. It's right, this is young Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: I work for a radio show. Am I being prank? No? No,
Speaker 1: not a prank. Hi. Hi, Hi, good morning. That's Brooke.
Speaker 1: Ye Hi Brook? Oh my god? Hi? So do you
Speaker 1: listen every once in a while. No, I don't listen
Speaker 1: at all. Well you sound really excited. Well, I mean
Speaker 1: I am on the radio. Okay, okay, So you're fifteen
Speaker 1: seconds of famer here, Kayla. Congratulations. Are you curious why? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I went something. No, we're actually doing something called a
Speaker 1: second date update. That's where if you're getting ditched after
Speaker 1: going on a date with someone, we'll call them and
Speaker 1: try and figure out the reason why. So you recently
Speaker 1: went up with a guy named Matt. Oh, and that's
Speaker 1: where all the excitement left. Did you guys hear that? Yep?
Speaker 1: What did you think about your date with Matt? That's why?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, seriously, I told you guys. He told
Speaker 1: us about how he took you to his old high
Speaker 1: school to see a basketball game, and it sounds terrible.
Speaker 1: Who I feel? That's a little bit strong here sounded awesome.
Speaker 1: The idea of the day to me sounded fun. But
Speaker 1: it's just the circumstances were deplorable. Deplorable. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: big word there. Yeah, what was deplorable? Like? Why didn't
Speaker 1: you like it? First of all, he seems to be
Speaker 1: trying to relive some sort of glory days, and I mean,
Speaker 1: as a girl, I'm going along with it because you know,
Speaker 1: men in their sports, and he got to pretend to
Speaker 1: like it. But seriously, dude, like if you didn't play
Speaker 1: college anything, don't talk about it right right? So you know,
Speaker 1: I let him have his you know, a little moment
Speaker 1: or whatever. Book. I didn't realize that his team was
Speaker 1: actually my opposing high school teams. Oh shut up, you
Speaker 1: went to the rival high school of his high school.
Speaker 1: Exactly what's wrong with that? Are you kidding me? Oh?
Speaker 1: You can't date a spartan because you're a night Is
Speaker 1: that how it goes down? He's a Tiger and I'm
Speaker 1: a Spartan. And let's just say, if anyone knew that
Speaker 1: I was even there, I would be hung out to try.
Speaker 1: You're joking, you're joking, you you honestly won't date him
Speaker 1: because he went to the opposing high school. I would
Speaker 1: never Oh, what is this like the plot of high
Speaker 1: school musical? What is happening here? For real? You won't
Speaker 1: go out with a guy because of where he went
Speaker 1: to high school. Look, it's a big deal. Okay where
Speaker 1: I'm from, Sparta's and Tigers, you, Jessy don't mix. And
Speaker 1: then I have to fake chair for his team. It
Speaker 1: was horrible. Wow. Wow, I guess I can kind of
Speaker 1: see where she's coming from about how like you don't
Speaker 1: want to get in bed with your enemies. But okay,
Speaker 1: wait did you tell him? Did you say, hey, listen,
Speaker 1: I can't cheer for your team because I'm whatever you are.
Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't want to say it just during
Speaker 1: the game and spoil everything. I just wanted to have
Speaker 1: to do this one thing and never have to see
Speaker 1: this silly tiger again. Oh you Philly Tigers. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And you are a cheerleader. We heard too, so like
Speaker 1: double burn on your school or something double Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So don't you feel like you owe it to tell
Speaker 1: him the truth? Did you not hear me? Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: I don't owe him. He's a Tiger, damn well, not
Speaker 1: to add any more bitterness to this rivalry. But turns
Speaker 1: out the Tiger has been secretly listening on the other
Speaker 1: line during this whole conversation. Oh I'm sorry what No? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Matt's been on the phone listening this whole time. Matt,
Speaker 1: you're a Spartan. Oh my god, it is so let's
Speaker 1: just stayed in your voice right now, Matt, Are you
Speaker 1: being for real? Yeah? I had no idea. I can't
Speaker 1: believe I bought a Spartan a hot dog. No. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I used my Tiger discount too, and I'm a so pathetic,
Speaker 1: like could barely even pay for it. I guess that's
Speaker 1: what happens when you graduate Tiger you don't have much money.
Speaker 1: Oh damn, I don't know what I'm into it. If
Speaker 1: I would have known, I wouldn't have even asked her out.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have even done it. No way is that
Speaker 1: she was so hot, bro, Yeah, I don't care. Not
Speaker 1: hot enough to be a Spartan. Spartan could never even
Speaker 1: get a Tiger. And you tried. You all tried to
Speaker 1: date before you knew what school you went to. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: women went out with Ted Bundy before they found out
Speaker 1: that he killed people. Wait, so good point. Good point, Matt, go,
Speaker 1: your analogy is that she went to the school, So
Speaker 1: that makes what like a serial killer? Serial killers are
Speaker 1: passed down through the grades. Yes, you know what, Matt,
Speaker 1: I guess now. I am glad that you're on the phone,
Speaker 1: is me so I can tell you chess, what a
Speaker 1: oh what you do? Graduate with a two point zero?
Speaker 1: That's pretty good. When I went, Tody, I was going
Speaker 1: to the basthroom, I really did. But I wrote tigers
Speaker 1: suck all over the Mara's wind lipstick. Oh d no
Speaker 1: permanent graffiti. That's what she did. Also, you saw me
Speaker 1: tring down a couple of times. Every single time I
Speaker 1: was finished, I put the gun under a sheep. Oh god,
Speaker 1: you gotta go silly string their mascot statue out in
Speaker 1: front of their school. Matt got even. I'm calling the principle.
Speaker 1: I have his number. I'm gonna call the principle. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell him. I feel like you're being serious, Matt,
Speaker 1: I am. I'm gonna tell him a fartan was vandalizing
Speaker 1: school property. Yeah, she's a fartan. All right, Well, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I can't do this. Yeah, this is can
Speaker 1: we bring it back to the date. I don't want
Speaker 1: to talk about the date anymore. This is never gonna happen. Yes,
Speaker 1: just like the sports will never beat the Tigers because
Speaker 1: we beat you guys for seven straight years seven and
Speaker 1: you run. You keep track of the current records. Still, yeah, Matt,
Speaker 1: be honest, you guys are not tigers. You're Morley's little
Speaker 1: chitty chat. Yeah, we're tiger. This is kind of turning
Speaker 1: me on. Now, real tiger? Did you just run? Matt? Did?
Speaker 1: That is the maiden call of a full grown tiger.
Speaker 1: And with that maiden call, I feel like it's the
Speaker 1: right time to ask Kayla, Kayla, would you like to
Speaker 1: go on a second date with Matt the Tiger? We
Speaker 1: will pay for that date. Before you answer, Kayla, I
Speaker 1: actually think you should say yes, because there is no
Speaker 1: one you will ever meet in your life that is
Speaker 1: as passionate about their high school as Matt. Okay, I
Speaker 1: rather eat my high school pom pomp. Oh. I think
Speaker 1: that's an I'm pretty sure. Okay, pretty sexy image, though,
Speaker 1: if you ask me, you know what, I hope he
Speaker 1: chokes on that pomp pomp. Okay, all right, I felt
Speaker 1: like somebody's house is going to get toilet papered after
Speaker 1: this total. That's not a bad idea. If I wasn't
Speaker 1: in between cars, I would all right, Matt, Well, i'm
Speaker 1: sorry you didn't get a second date through this. Whatever,
Speaker 1: I'm glad I didn't. Yeah, go Tigers, Go Tigers,