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<v Speaker 1>what's the minimum age you have to be in order

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<v Speaker 1>to do a second date update with us? I think

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<v Speaker 1>it needs to be eighteen plus eighteen? Yes, sixteen sixteen? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>What get a lot of requests from five year old

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<v Speaker 1>to do second date updates with them the playhouse and

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<v Speaker 1>then things go wrong? I don't The only reason that

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<v Speaker 1>I ask you know how to use a phone? Yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>The reason I ask is because I'm not sure how

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<v Speaker 1>old the person on the phone is, but from their

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<v Speaker 1>date it sounds like they're probably a sophomore in high school.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just meet a Matt. Are you skipping home room

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<v Speaker 1>to do this phone call? Yeah? Not only am I

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<v Speaker 1>skipping home room, but I'm also skipping first period to

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<v Speaker 1>be here with you. Guys? Are we joking or not? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you in high school? Matt? No, I'm just joking

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<v Speaker 1>with you, guys. I'm a I'm a fully functioning adult.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. Well good, we'll see how fully functioning in

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<v Speaker 1>just a second. But so, why don't you tell us

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit about your day. What's the name of

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<v Speaker 1>the girl that you want to call today? Kayla? Kayla?

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<v Speaker 1>She's not in high school? Right? Uh? No, Hue, you

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<v Speaker 1>were about to have to cancel this call. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>tell us about Kayla. Kayla. She's cool, be bet on Tinder,

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<v Speaker 1>and she's also a fully functioning adult you guys, so

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<v Speaker 1>don't worry, okay, good? All right? Yeah, all right, so

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<v Speaker 1>we went out. I met her on Tinder. Her name's Kayla. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we got that part. Fully functioning adult thing is not

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<v Speaker 1>paying off. Hey, you forget things when you're old, like

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<v Speaker 1>whether or not you just told us her name. So

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<v Speaker 1>what did you in Kayla do for your date? I

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<v Speaker 1>turn her on a game date? What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 1>It does sound like high school? No? No, okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>I know this sounds like a kids thing or whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>but trust you guys are gonna like this is actually

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<v Speaker 1>really cool idea. Okay, I took her to high school

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<v Speaker 1>basketball game, right, my old high school? What? Yeah, Well, Matt,

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<v Speaker 1>Why would you do that? Why would she want to

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<v Speaker 1>do that? I played, and when I was in high school,

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<v Speaker 1>I was really good. I was all saved and not

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<v Speaker 1>this guy. Imagine me ten years ago. I was way

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<v Speaker 1>better than all these kids, are you? Like? The only

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<v Speaker 1>reason I didn't play college was because of what's your excuse? Matt?

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<v Speaker 1>There's an excuse? You got one? Is it? Mcl or

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<v Speaker 1>acl I told my Achilles, Oh, oh my god, this

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<v Speaker 1>is miserable. Was she into this idea? Well, she was

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<v Speaker 1>a high school cheerleader, so I figured she'd be game,

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<v Speaker 1>and she seemed cool. She was down, she came. Was

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<v Speaker 1>she just as obnoxious? Like, well, I was captain. You

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<v Speaker 1>guys were perfect for each other. She was a cheerleader. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't think she wanted to be professional about it. Okay, good.

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<v Speaker 1>So you both peaked in high school and you're just

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<v Speaker 1>trying to relive her glory days. How to go? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it went awesome. Like she showed up. She

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<v Speaker 1>was super confident, and she had like really big hair,

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought that that was cool that she like

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<v Speaker 1>just had never changed her hairstyle from my high school.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that was a cool. Big hair is like in right,

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<v Speaker 1>or that was just her, Like, how do you know

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<v Speaker 1>what all other than her hairstyle, how was she? She

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<v Speaker 1>was great. She was really funny and confident, and she

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<v Speaker 1>was down and we had a good time. And then

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, well, let's really go all out, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like let's really do like a throwback, so like let's

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<v Speaker 1>have dinner here, Like, let's go to the snack bar

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<v Speaker 1>at the high school. You just had it in like

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<v Speaker 1>the commons area or something. Grab some red vines and popcorn.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, no, no, you can like get the snack

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<v Speaker 1>at the snack warn, take it back to your seat,

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<v Speaker 1>and wash the game. I understand that. I like matt

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<v Speaker 1>strategy here, like set the bar really really low for

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<v Speaker 1>date number one. There's no to go but up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so how did this all pan out for you? Matt?

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<v Speaker 1>Was the date fun? She might have thought I was

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<v Speaker 1>a little cheap because of the whole situation, even though

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<v Speaker 1>I was like trying to connect with her, you know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like it took me a while to like pay for

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<v Speaker 1>the food at the snack bar because it's like fifty

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<v Speaker 1>cents off a hot dog for each hot dog if

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<v Speaker 1>you have your alumni card. And I knew I had

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<v Speaker 1>it in my wallet, but I had to sort of

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<v Speaker 1>look forward and took me a couple of minutes. Dude,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't bust off the alumni card, you go. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't worry. I got this. Yeah, I'll play that extra dollar. Yeah, exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, so i'd save some money, you know what. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's respectable to be economically responsible, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I just did the hot dogs though at the game,

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<v Speaker 1>Like it may have been cute for like the first

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<v Speaker 1>half of a basketball game, but to sit the entire

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<v Speaker 1>time and that's all you guys did. No, No, it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't just hot dogs. I got popcorn and then I

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<v Speaker 1>even splurtshed on eminem Oh my god. Yeah, listen, he

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<v Speaker 1>got his allowance this week. Okay, so he can afford

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<v Speaker 1>the NBA bro Because Paul, when did it start going south?

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<v Speaker 1>Because it sounds like maybe she changed her mind about

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<v Speaker 1>how cool this was. Okay, Well, here's what I think happened.

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<v Speaker 1>The game was awesome, and we actually ended up winning

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<v Speaker 1>the game on like pretty much a last second shot,

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<v Speaker 1>and everybody was like cheering and stuff, and we were

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<v Speaker 1>jumping up and down and I kind of had like

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<v Speaker 1>my hands around her like, you know, like hugging one

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<v Speaker 1>armed kind of thing, and we like made really really

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<v Speaker 1>intense eye contact, and I hesitated, and then by the

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<v Speaker 1>time that I had realized that I should be kissing her,

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<v Speaker 1>it was like too late. Like I feel like I

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<v Speaker 1>lost the moment. And so I don't know if she's

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<v Speaker 1>like friend zoning me or whatever, but I think that

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<v Speaker 1>that's what happened. Yeah, you mac on girls, like you're

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<v Speaker 1>still in high school the same exact way. Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>when has a woman never called someone back because he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't kiss her at the right time, Like if they

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<v Speaker 1>want to kiss, they're gonna call you back, they're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go out with you again. Well and then I was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well I'm gonna try to make up for it. And

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<v Speaker 1>so I was like, Joanna, go get could drink after

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<v Speaker 1>this or whatever? And she was like, oh no, I

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<v Speaker 1>have to be up really early for work tomorrow, and

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<v Speaker 1>so yeah, her from her or anything. And I honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was that moment. He's right messed up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know about that. I am really curious to

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<v Speaker 1>hear what she actually has to say. Yeah, well, at

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<v Speaker 1>least someone is. But so we'll we'll play a song

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<v Speaker 1>for you, man, then we'll come back and we'll call

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<v Speaker 1>Caleb for you and get your second date update. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. All right, second date update. If you're just

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<v Speaker 1>tuning in for today's second date update, we're talking to

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<v Speaker 1>a former superstar athlete right now. Yeah, we are at

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<v Speaker 1>point guard, standing at a towering five foot six inches.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a two time Junior Vulsity All State selection who

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<v Speaker 1>would have definitely played hoops in college if he hadn't

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<v Speaker 1>toned his achilles while saving a literate puppies from a

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<v Speaker 1>mud slide that was also on fire. Give it up

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<v Speaker 1>for your second date all star Matt oh Mad, Is

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<v Speaker 1>it really him? I'm five nine? Yeah, yet with those

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<v Speaker 1>lebrons on. We've got Matt on the phone, and he

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<v Speaker 1>took his date Kala to watch a basketball game at

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<v Speaker 1>his old high school, where he used to be known

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<v Speaker 1>as the white lebron. Wait, we don't even know if

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<v Speaker 1>he's white, right, I'm but he even bought her dinner

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<v Speaker 1>at the concession stand there. He's worried he may have

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<v Speaker 1>missed out on the perfect moment for a first kiss

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<v Speaker 1>and thinks maybe that's why he's not getting a call back. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I really blew it. You know, I forgot

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<v Speaker 1>to ask you. Did you spend the entire night talking

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<v Speaker 1>about your glory days of your high school basketball career? Uh? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I think probably just a quarter or Two's that honestly

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like the most miserable date of my life. Like

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<v Speaker 1>listen to get some dudes old high school sports stories.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like my personal health. Yeah, you probably think

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<v Speaker 1>that because it doesn't really sound like you were hot

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<v Speaker 1>enough to be a cheerleader. She was a third string

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<v Speaker 1>volleyball team that was eighth grade. Okay, Okay, you're bullying

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<v Speaker 1>me as if we're in high school all over again.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just call this girl and we'll hear her own

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<v Speaker 1>disappointment and how lame your date was. You're bullying me,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Matt, Let's give her a call for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember this is like the last possession of the fourth quarter,

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<v Speaker 1>crunch time, Maddie. You get the ball, you take it

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<v Speaker 1>to the hole. It's do or die or cry, second

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<v Speaker 1>date or mask. You know, let's get this. Let's get

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<v Speaker 1>right to the call. You ready to do this, Maddie, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get it all right right out the phone number

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<v Speaker 1>right now for you. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Kayla? Please?

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<v Speaker 1>This is she Hi, Kayla, this is young Jeffrey. I

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<v Speaker 1>work on the radio. It's right, this is young Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 1>I work for a radio show. Am I being prank? No? No,

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<v Speaker 1>not a prank. Hi. Hi, Hi, good morning. That's Brooke.

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<v Speaker 1>Ye Hi Brook? Oh my god? Hi? So do you

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<v Speaker 1>listen every once in a while. No, I don't listen

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<v Speaker 1>at all. Well you sound really excited. Well, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I am on the radio. Okay, okay, So you're fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>seconds of famer here, Kayla. Congratulations. Are you curious why? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I went something. No, we're actually doing something called a

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<v Speaker 1>second date update. That's where if you're getting ditched after

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<v Speaker 1>going on a date with someone, we'll call them and

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<v Speaker 1>try and figure out the reason why. So you recently

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<v Speaker 1>went up with a guy named Matt. Oh, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>where all the excitement left. Did you guys hear that? Yep?

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<v Speaker 1>What did you think about your date with Matt? That's why?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, seriously, I told you guys. He told

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<v Speaker 1>us about how he took you to his old high

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<v Speaker 1>school to see a basketball game, and it sounds terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>Who I feel? That's a little bit strong here sounded awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>The idea of the day to me sounded fun. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's just the circumstances were deplorable. Deplorable. Yeah, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>big word there. Yeah, what was deplorable? Like? Why didn't

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<v Speaker 1>you like it? First of all, he seems to be

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<v Speaker 1>trying to relive some sort of glory days, and I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>as a girl, I'm going along with it because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>men in their sports, and he got to pretend to

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<v Speaker 1>like it. But seriously, dude, like if you didn't play

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<v Speaker 1>college anything, don't talk about it right right? So you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I let him have his you know, a little moment

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever. Book. I didn't realize that his team was

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<v Speaker 1>actually my opposing high school teams. Oh shut up, you

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<v Speaker 1>went to the rival high school of his high school.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly what's wrong with that? Are you kidding me? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>You can't date a spartan because you're a night Is

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<v Speaker 1>that how it goes down? He's a Tiger and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a Spartan. And let's just say, if anyone knew that

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<v Speaker 1>I was even there, I would be hung out to try.

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<v Speaker 1>You're joking, you're joking, you you honestly won't date him

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<v Speaker 1>because he went to the opposing high school. I would

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<v Speaker 1>never Oh, what is this like the plot of high

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<v Speaker 1>school musical? What is happening here? For real? You won't

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<v Speaker 1>go out with a guy because of where he went

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<v Speaker 1>to high school. Look, it's a big deal. Okay where

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<v Speaker 1>I'm from, Sparta's and Tigers, you, Jessy don't mix. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I have to fake chair for his team. It

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<v Speaker 1>was horrible. Wow. Wow, I guess I can kind of

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<v Speaker 1>see where she's coming from about how like you don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to get in bed with your enemies. But okay,

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<v Speaker 1>wait did you tell him? Did you say, hey, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't cheer for your team because I'm whatever you are.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I didn't want to say it just during

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<v Speaker 1>the game and spoil everything. I just wanted to have

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<v Speaker 1>to do this one thing and never have to see

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<v Speaker 1>this silly tiger again. Oh you Philly Tigers. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>And you are a cheerleader. We heard too, so like

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<v Speaker 1>double burn on your school or something double Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>So don't you feel like you owe it to tell

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<v Speaker 1>him the truth? Did you not hear me? Absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't owe him. He's a Tiger, damn well, not

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<v Speaker 1>to add any more bitterness to this rivalry. But turns

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<v Speaker 1>out the Tiger has been secretly listening on the other

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<v Speaker 1>line during this whole conversation. Oh I'm sorry what No? Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Matt's been on the phone listening this whole time. Matt,

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<v Speaker 1>you're a Spartan. Oh my god, it is so let's

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<v Speaker 1>just stayed in your voice right now, Matt, Are you

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<v Speaker 1>being for real? Yeah? I had no idea. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe I bought a Spartan a hot dog. No. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I used my Tiger discount too, and I'm a so pathetic,

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<v Speaker 1>like could barely even pay for it. I guess that's

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<v Speaker 1>what happens when you graduate Tiger you don't have much money.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh damn, I don't know what I'm into it. If

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<v Speaker 1>I would have known, I wouldn't have even asked her out.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't have even done it. No way is that

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<v Speaker 1>she was so hot, bro, Yeah, I don't care. Not

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<v Speaker 1>hot enough to be a Spartan. Spartan could never even

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<v Speaker 1>get a Tiger. And you tried. You all tried to

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<v Speaker 1>date before you knew what school you went to. Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>women went out with Ted Bundy before they found out

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<v Speaker 1>that he killed people. Wait, so good point. Good point, Matt, go,

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<v Speaker 1>your analogy is that she went to the school, So

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<v Speaker 1>that makes what like a serial killer? Serial killers are

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<v Speaker 1>passed down through the grades. Yes, you know what, Matt,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess now. I am glad that you're on the phone,

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<v Speaker 1>is me so I can tell you chess, what a

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<v Speaker 1>oh what you do? Graduate with a two point zero?

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty good. When I went, Tody, I was going

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<v Speaker 1>to the basthroom, I really did. But I wrote tigers

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<v Speaker 1>suck all over the Mara's wind lipstick. Oh d no

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<v Speaker 1>permanent graffiti. That's what she did. Also, you saw me

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<v Speaker 1>tring down a couple of times. Every single time I

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<v Speaker 1>was finished, I put the gun under a sheep. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta go silly string their mascot statue out in

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<v Speaker 1>front of their school. Matt got even. I'm calling the principle.

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<v Speaker 1>I have his number. I'm gonna call the principle. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna tell him. I feel like you're being serious, Matt,

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<v Speaker 1>I am. I'm gonna tell him a fartan was vandalizing

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<v Speaker 1>school property. Yeah, she's a fartan. All right, Well, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, I can't do this. Yeah, this is can

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<v Speaker 1>we bring it back to the date. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about the date anymore. This is never gonna happen. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>just like the sports will never beat the Tigers because

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<v Speaker 1>we beat you guys for seven straight years seven and

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<v Speaker 1>you run. You keep track of the current records. Still, yeah, Matt,

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<v Speaker 1>be honest, you guys are not tigers. You're Morley's little

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<v Speaker 1>chitty chat. Yeah, we're tiger. This is kind of turning

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<v Speaker 1>me on. Now, real tiger? Did you just run? Matt? Did?

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<v Speaker 1>That is the maiden call of a full grown tiger.

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<v Speaker 1>And with that maiden call, I feel like it's the

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<v Speaker 1>right time to ask Kayla, Kayla, would you like to

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<v Speaker 1>go on a second date with Matt the Tiger? We

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<v Speaker 1>will pay for that date. Before you answer, Kayla, I

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<v Speaker 1>actually think you should say yes, because there is no

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<v Speaker 1>one you will ever meet in your life that is

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<v Speaker 1>as passionate about their high school as Matt. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>rather eat my high school pom pomp. Oh. I think

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<v Speaker 1>that's an I'm pretty sure. Okay, pretty sexy image, though,

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<v Speaker 1>if you ask me, you know what, I hope he

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<v Speaker 1>chokes on that pomp pomp. Okay, all right, I felt

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<v Speaker 1>like somebody's house is going to get toilet papered after

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<v Speaker 1>this total. That's not a bad idea. If I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>in between cars, I would all right, Matt, Well, i'm

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<v Speaker 1>sorry you didn't get a second date through this. Whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad I didn't. Yeah, go Tigers, Go Tigers,