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Speaker 1: what's the minimum age you have to be in order

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Speaker 1: What get a lot of requests from five year old

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Speaker 1: then things go wrong? I don't The only reason that

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Speaker 1: I ask you know how to use a phone? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: The reason I ask is because I'm not sure how

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Speaker 1: Let's just meet a Matt. Are you skipping home room

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Speaker 1: Are you in high school? Matt? No, I'm just joking

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Speaker 1: with you, guys. I'm a I'm a fully functioning adult.

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Speaker 1: All right. Well good, we'll see how fully functioning in

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Speaker 1: just a second. But so, why don't you tell us

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Speaker 1: the girl that you want to call today? Kayla? Kayla?

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Speaker 1: She's not in high school? Right? Uh? No, Hue, you

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Speaker 1: tell us about Kayla. Kayla. She's cool, be bet on Tinder,

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Speaker 1: we went out. I met her on Tinder. Her name's Kayla. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we got that part. Fully functioning adult thing is not

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Speaker 1: paying off. Hey, you forget things when you're old, like

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Speaker 1: whether or not you just told us her name. So

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Speaker 1: what did you in Kayla do for your date? I

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Speaker 1: turn her on a game date? What does that mean?

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Speaker 1: It does sound like high school? No? No, okay, so

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Speaker 1: Why would you do that? Why would she want to

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Speaker 1: this guy. Imagine me ten years ago. I was way

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Speaker 1: better than all these kids, are you? Like? The only

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Speaker 1: There's an excuse? You got one? Is it? Mcl or

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Speaker 1: toned his achilles while saving a literate puppies from a

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Speaker 1: for your second date all star Matt oh Mad, Is

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Speaker 1: it really him? I'm five nine? Yeah, yet with those

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Speaker 1: as the white lebron. Wait, we don't even know if

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Speaker 1: he's white, right, I'm but he even bought her dinner

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Speaker 1: It sounds like my personal health. Yeah, you probably think

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Speaker 1: Let's just call this girl and we'll hear her own

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Speaker 1: all right, Matt, Let's give her a call for you.

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Speaker 1: Remember this is like the last possession of the fourth quarter,

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Speaker 1: crunch time, Maddie. You get the ball, you take it

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Speaker 1: let's get it all right right out the phone number

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Speaker 1: right now for you. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Kayla? Please?

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Speaker 1: This is she Hi, Kayla, this is young Jeffrey. I

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Speaker 1: not a prank. Hi. Hi, Hi, good morning. That's Brooke.

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Speaker 1: Ye Hi Brook? Oh my god? Hi? So do you

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Speaker 1: listen every once in a while. No, I don't listen

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Speaker 1: seconds of famer here, Kayla. Congratulations. Are you curious why? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I'm from, Sparta's and Tigers, you, Jessy don't mix. And

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Speaker 1: was horrible. Wow. Wow, I guess I can kind of

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Speaker 1: wait did you tell him? Did you say, hey, listen,

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Speaker 1: I can't cheer for your team because I'm whatever you are.

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Speaker 1: And you are a cheerleader. We heard too, so like

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Speaker 1: double burn on your school or something double Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: So don't you feel like you owe it to tell

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Speaker 1: him the truth? Did you not hear me? Absolutely not.

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Speaker 1: I don't owe him. He's a Tiger, damn well, not

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Speaker 1: line during this whole conversation. Oh I'm sorry what No? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Matt's been on the phone listening this whole time. Matt,

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Speaker 1: just stayed in your voice right now, Matt, Are you

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Speaker 1: being for real? Yeah? I had no idea. I can't

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Speaker 1: believe I bought a Spartan a hot dog. No. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I used my Tiger discount too, and I'm a so pathetic,

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Speaker 1: like could barely even pay for it. I guess that's

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Speaker 1: what happens when you graduate Tiger you don't have much money.

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Speaker 1: Oh damn, I don't know what I'm into it. If

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Speaker 1: I would have known, I wouldn't have even asked her out.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't have even done it. No way is that

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Speaker 1: she was so hot, bro, Yeah, I don't care. Not

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Speaker 1: hot enough to be a Spartan. Spartan could never even

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Speaker 1: date before you knew what school you went to. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: women went out with Ted Bundy before they found out

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Speaker 1: that he killed people. Wait, so good point. Good point, Matt, go,

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Speaker 1: your analogy is that she went to the school, So

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Speaker 1: that makes what like a serial killer? Serial killers are

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Speaker 1: passed down through the grades. Yes, you know what, Matt,

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Speaker 1: I guess now. I am glad that you're on the phone,

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Speaker 1: is me so I can tell you chess, what a

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Speaker 1: oh what you do? Graduate with a two point zero?

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Speaker 1: That's pretty good. When I went, Tody, I was going

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Speaker 1: to the basthroom, I really did. But I wrote tigers

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Speaker 1: suck all over the Mara's wind lipstick. Oh d no

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Speaker 1: permanent graffiti. That's what she did. Also, you saw me

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Speaker 1: tring down a couple of times. Every single time I

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Speaker 1: you gotta go silly string their mascot statue out in

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Speaker 1: front of their school. Matt got even. I'm calling the principle.

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Speaker 1: I have his number. I'm gonna call the principle. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna tell him. I feel like you're being serious, Matt,

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Speaker 1: I am. I'm gonna tell him a fartan was vandalizing

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Speaker 1: school property. Yeah, she's a fartan. All right, Well, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I can't do this. Yeah, this is can

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Speaker 1: we bring it back to the date. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to talk about the date anymore. This is never gonna happen. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you run. You keep track of the current records. Still, yeah, Matt,

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Speaker 1: be honest, you guys are not tigers. You're Morley's little

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Speaker 1: chitty chat. Yeah, we're tiger. This is kind of turning

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Speaker 1: me on. Now, real tiger? Did you just run? Matt? Did?

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Speaker 1: That is the maiden call of a full grown tiger.

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Speaker 1: And with that maiden call, I feel like it's the

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Speaker 1: right time to ask Kayla, Kayla, would you like to

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Speaker 1: will pay for that date. Before you answer, Kayla, I

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Speaker 1: as passionate about their high school as Matt. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: rather eat my high school pom pomp. Oh. I think

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Speaker 1: that's an I'm pretty sure. Okay, pretty sexy image, though,

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Speaker 1: if you ask me, you know what, I hope he

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Speaker 1: chokes on that pomp pomp. Okay, all right, I felt

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Speaker 1: like somebody's house is going to get toilet papered after

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Speaker 1: this total. That's not a bad idea. If I wasn't

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Speaker 1: in between cars, I would all right, Matt, Well, i'm

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Speaker 1: sorry you didn't get a second date through this. Whatever,

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Speaker 1: I'm glad I didn't. Yeah, go Tigers, Go Tigers,