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Speaker 1: Come on, Polly Fuoso here with Tony Fusco, number one

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Speaker 1: other night, the Phillies let down and shamed our entire

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I don't want to come down too

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Speaker 2: hard on Bryce Harper here, but if you can't hit

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Speaker 5: So true.

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Speaker 1: And if your people out there, you know, came here

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, on to today's show with better topics. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the Eagles crushing the Dolphins. Yeah, I'll tell you why.

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Speaker 2: That has huge ramifications. Yeah, ramifications all over the place.

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Speaker 1: And we're also going to defend the Michigan football team

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Speaker 1: who are being called cheaters when they should be called heroes.

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Speaker 2: And as they say, those in glasshouses shouldn't throw glasshouses.

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Speaker 1: Well said that. Tony also good in those Our guest today,

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Speaker 1: Chris Long will be doing. You know, he's trying, Tony's

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Speaker 1: in our top story story. All right, first out the gate,

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Speaker 1: a team in Philly who actually knows how to win.

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Speaker 1: The Eagles got back to their usual winning ways, all out,

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Speaker 1: destroying the Dolphins thirty one to seventeen, and Tony This

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Speaker 1: was more than just a win for the team, wasn't it.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely Jalen Hurts beat his old Alabama teammate Toua Tonga Vyloa.

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Speaker 2: So you know, when you go back and look at

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Speaker 2: also you have to say Jalen Hurts would have won

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Speaker 1: Great point, Tony. And you know another thing that must

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Speaker 2: In fact, when you look at Jalen Hurts's biggest losses,

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Speaker 1: Terrific analysis, Tony, And you know another development involving the Eagles,

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Speaker 1: quote violates the spirit of the game or whatever that means.

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Speaker 1: And does that even mean? This is just totally wrong,

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Speaker 2: You know, when you look at what separates NFL athletes

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Speaker 2: NFL players have massive asses, and they should be able

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Speaker 1: Amazing insight that, Dony and Diety. This has caused you

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Speaker 1: Just tremendous analysis, Tony. And if I may take a

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Speaker 2: It's a terrible double standard here. How is it that

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Speaker 4: That makes no sense.

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Speaker 2: You know, football is a lot like war. You got

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Speaker 1: Such a great point, Tony, And you know, just jumping

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Speaker 2: And what about Independence Day with Bill Paxton. He had

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Speaker 2: So Michigan's critics saying that if aliens invaded our planet,

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Speaker 1: Meet dough Tony, and you know, I'd love to discuss

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Speaker 1: Welcome back. You guys need to work on your intros.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, this guy's been in the business for like

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Speaker 1: Here Chris. So, as you know, on sports shows, just

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Speaker 1: they want to ban the tushbush. You know, they say,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it would be wrong.

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Speaker 6: I also don't think it's a push as much as

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Speaker 6: unwatchable than six cutaways Taylor Swift every thirty seconds? Man,

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Speaker 6: take thank you, I appreciate it. I'm not like a

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Speaker 6: a long, happy life together. But the toush push is

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Speaker 6: not hurting the game, is helping the game. This is like,

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Speaker 5: I know you're trying to grow the game younger, audience.

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Speaker 6: But I don't think it's a competitive advantage because other

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Speaker 6: people are totally fine to try it. They haven't done

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Speaker 6: It's not cheating by any means. If you want to

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Speaker 6: draft bigger lineman if you don't like it.

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Speaker 1: Exact exactly what this will change how we evaluate quarterbacks.

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Speaker 1: Don't you think the first metric scouts will look at now,

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Speaker 1: they'll look at ass size.

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Speaker 5: Ass size? Yeah, I like that. I like that.

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Speaker 6: You just you just line them up at the combine

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Speaker 6: and just give them a firm smack in the ass,

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Speaker 6: go down the line.

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Speaker 5: Whoever's ass moves the least, that's the guy you want

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Speaker 5: to be a.

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Speaker 1: Grab tool, you know, because you need the roundness.

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Speaker 6: Yep, Yeah, you want to you want to feel, Yeah,

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Speaker 6: set the playbook on the guy's ass, then then yeah,

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Speaker 6: you got to draft that guy.

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Speaker 6: I think like Marcus Russell would be one of these

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Speaker 1: Not recently?

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Speaker 6: I don't know if you guys have Google in your studio,

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Speaker 1: Let me see this is called in show during show research.

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Speaker 4: You don't get this another show.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Wow. He is truly a buccaneer back then time

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Speaker 6: I would insure yardage situations down in Tampa.

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Speaker 5: I would put him under stand.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow, this is terrific. NFL annouces exactly. You know,

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Speaker 4: Where am I?

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Speaker 5: Which is what I think.

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Speaker 6: The Kelly Greens is so genius because they kind of

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Speaker 1: And minus thirteen. We won, Yeah, yep, we won big.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I loaded up on the Eagles, but but yeah,

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Speaker 5: And you guys bring up a great point.

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Speaker 1: There, you go, See it takes time. You know, you're

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Speaker 1: Have you heard of this show.

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Speaker 6: I've heard of the show. I've heard of the show.

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Speaker 1: How much weed had you smoked when you said that?

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Speaker 1: Actually none that day.

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Speaker 5: Waivers.

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, you know Tony is a drug guy.

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Speaker 1: But you know, we are businessmen, and you know now

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Speaker 1: who was the worst teammate you ever had?

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Speaker 5: You tell me?

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Speaker 6: Michael Bennett, because you know, Michael Bennett used to make

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Speaker 5: But I never wanted to drive.

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Speaker 1: your next one. Who is the smelliest player you ever

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Speaker 2: How we long Sun says Blank is the smelliest.

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Speaker 1: MSN dot com Brandon Graham.

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Speaker 6: Okay, I always smell like food because he was always eating,

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Speaker 6: you know, whatever time of day it was, he was snacking,

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Speaker 6: so we'd have like cheat you know, cheese, cheeseball residue.

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Speaker 4: Somebody wanted to block him.

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Speaker 1: Chris calls Brandon Graham nasty smelly pig, see.

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Speaker 5: Perfect, and yeah, and guys didn't want to block him.

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Speaker 5: You see all these these times.

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Speaker 4: Look at his hands.

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Speaker 1: That's disgusting hands.

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Speaker 5: He's got cheetos all over his fingertips.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely disgusting. Great headline there. Okay, here you're on a

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Speaker 1: roll here, Chris, So here you go. Another one for you.

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Speaker 1: You know, you were obviously dammates with the great legend

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Speaker 1: Nick Foles, the Great. We asked this solely out of

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Speaker 1: journalistic responsibility. How giant is his.

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Speaker 5: You see my arm hold on, let me look hold

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Speaker 5: on that. Wow, it's like that.

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Speaker 1: It was like that the shrinkage in the shower or

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Speaker 1: I don't.

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Speaker 6: I don't think shrinkage. I think like an entire weather

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Speaker 6: system would have to move in to uh to create

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Speaker 6: shrinkage for Nick Foles.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think it's like a cold shower is

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Speaker 5: going to do it.

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Speaker 6: You got a cold front. You need like, you know,

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Speaker 6: like the jet stream to bring in something. This is such,

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Speaker 6: this is journalism right here.

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Speaker 5: You know this.

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Speaker 6: You know the slides that people in the event that

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Speaker 6: the plane gets in when these planes get grounded, they

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Speaker 6: always act like you just slide down the slide.

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Speaker 5: It's not like that.

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Speaker 2: If Nick Foles were on a plane that had an

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Speaker 2: emergency land think they could theoretically slide down on his

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Speaker 2: giant basically.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so at the beginning of every flight they would

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Speaker 6: be like, hey, seatbelts fastened.

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Speaker 5: You know, here your life jackets.

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Speaker 6: We're not gonna need those because if Nick can swim,

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Speaker 6: we can all just hop on the life the lifeboat,

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Speaker 6: the banana boat. But if in the event that we

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Speaker 6: have to d plane, Nick, you know, Nick, there's the

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Speaker 6: exit and we get Jason Peters to throw the door,

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Speaker 6: because that always seems like it's a hard thing. You

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Speaker 6: gotta turn it and then throw the door. So JP,

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Speaker 6: you got the door, and then Nick you just you

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Speaker 6: just let that thing, yeah, and zip your pants. Saving lives.

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Speaker 6: The first guy off the plane is going to be

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Speaker 6: Dougy P. And then we let the players go after

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Speaker 6: Dougy P. So we had to hold your old down.

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Speaker 1: Okay, see there it is. Chris Long says Nick Foles's

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Speaker 1: penis is so big it could save lives.

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Speaker 5: It could save lives.

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Speaker 1: Nick Royoles has life saving penis. Okay, would you be

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Speaker 1: willing to call Nick Foles and ask him to take

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Speaker 1: a picture of his you know, just out of journalistic responsibility,

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Speaker 1: so he could send it there to us right now now.

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Speaker 5: See I have no need to see it again. I

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Speaker 5: mean it's kind of like.

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Speaker 1: Asking you as as you know, we had you on

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Speaker 1: the show, We gave you exposure.

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Speaker 2: Now you return it the favor to us and you

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Speaker 2: get Nick Foles to send us.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's only fair.

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Speaker 5: Oh so it's it's a quid pro quote.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, helping me by having me on the show, I'm

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Speaker 6: helping you guys by getting a pic from Nick Foles. Yes,

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Speaker 6: just for journalists, we could get you a Brett Farv

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Speaker 6: more easily.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, you see we've seen that one already

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Speaker 1: again out of journalistic purposes.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you couldn't evacuate assessment with Brett Farv Steel.

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Speaker 5: No not.

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Speaker 1: We're just asking you get on your phone now and

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Speaker 1: text Nick Foles and just say hey, I'm not I can't.

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Speaker 1: I guess one show.

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Speaker 4: Yes, we you a favorite video.

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Speaker 1: Well, guess what Chris last, Chris Long, Chris, Chris Shore.

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Speaker 1: Because you spent on this show. They said, this show,

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Speaker 1: for this show?

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Speaker 2: Is it off the line?

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Speaker 4: Jay, hang up the phone.

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Speaker 1: You know, he clearly still needs to learn how this

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Speaker 1: business works. He's just an amateur there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. That interview went on way too long. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you know it was good.

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Speaker 1: It was good for a little up there, but then

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Speaker 1: you know he kind of blew it at the end. Exactly.

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Speaker 1: We don't want to take this dynas thank our sponsor,

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Speaker 1: of course, our good friends at sales and yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: hold on, Oh was on way too long? Yeah, what

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Speaker 1: do you want?

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Speaker 3: What correct corrections?

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Speaker 1: Why hurry up?

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Speaker 3: You said you project Catle Williams to be drafted in

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Speaker 3: the sixth or seventh round.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, bro, totally.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, every draft board has him going number one. There's

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Speaker 3: no way he's dropping that far in the draft.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well you're going to be dropping far off

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Speaker 1: my balcony.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I have you going number one into my incinerator.

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Speaker 4: Boom, that's it, no more, let's leave. Let's go second, Harry.

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Speaker 3: Second, you said Alabama beat Georgia in the twenty eighteen

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Speaker 3: National Championship game.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Bro, yes, that's not actually correct.

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Speaker 3: Even though the game was played in twenty eighteen, it's

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Speaker 3: technically considered the twenty seventeen National Championship.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well after the show, you're going to be

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Speaker 1: technically considered dead. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Right now, there's only one thing. You're technically considered a virgin.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, don let's get out of it.

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Speaker 1: That's it.

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Speaker 3: You said Bill Paxton was in the movie Independence Day.

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Speaker 4: Yeah bro, great president, Bro.

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Speaker 1: Unforgettable performance.

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Speaker 5: Bro.

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Speaker 3: No, that was Bill Pullman, not Bill Paxton. They're two

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Speaker 3: totally different people.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Well, your head is going to be independent

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Speaker 1: from your body after I decapitate you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're going to be two different people when

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Speaker 2: we chop up your body.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's something that will get you all shaken?

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Speaker 5: What do we guess?

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Speaker 1: What we're making it doing? Row here another Eagles super

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Speaker 1: Bowl legend coming to the show next week. Nick Foles, wakay,

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Speaker 1: don't forget. Visit our merch store by all the mercers,

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Speaker 1: by all the mercers. Show your leg follow us on

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Speaker 1: all our social media platforms where we can follow it

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Speaker 1: to go viral every week. And Dony, great job as always.

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Speaker 4: Same to you, Poorly, another fallless show.

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Speaker 1: We'll see you people next week.

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Speaker 4: See y