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Speaker 1: September was suicide Prevention, an awareness month, and it's something

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Speaker 1: that I've struggled in my own life with, so I

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Speaker 1: to stop calling suicide selfish. And I hope it encourages

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Speaker 1: people who are struggling to get some help. This poem

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Speaker 1: that I wrote is actually inspired by my real life journey,

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Speaker 1: so I hope it holps. This is not about you,

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Speaker 1: how selfish. This is about me, about me being selfless,

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Speaker 1: me feeling helpless, me knowing me, and I'm hopeless, me

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Speaker 1: showing you less of me. Lets you actually be free

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Speaker 1: from me, so broken, so rotten, I'll be easily forgotten.

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Speaker 1: I weigh a ton a heavy burden. You'll be sad

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Speaker 1: for a day of that. I'm certain. This smile so

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Speaker 1: Cry tonight because tomorrow it'll be good riddance. This life

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Speaker 1: is a sentence that needs my omission. This death and equation, subtraction,

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Speaker 1: every instance. You'll weep for an hour, but don't grimace.

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Speaker 1: This fate, it seems, is my saintly penance. Problems solved.

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Speaker 1: It's just math, my omission, a curtain called the final act,

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Speaker 1: a permanent intermission. You'll claim this hurts for the evening

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Speaker 1: the next day, thanks for leaving breathing relief, no doubt.

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Speaker 1: So I take a breath in, then I breathe out.

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Speaker 1: No anxious hack, just closed eyes, a click and a

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Speaker 1: failure even at this, and I won't let my triggers

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Speaker 1: Plus that's reckless. And the last thing that I want

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Speaker 1: my messes. Bad idea, more distraught. Don't worry, though, I

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Speaker 1: got you. These are not second thoughts. I'm too tired,

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Speaker 1: too tired to think, too determined to turn back. How

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Speaker 1: long is this movie roll? The credits fade to black,

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Speaker 1: don't worry. You'll see the hurt of my end will

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Speaker 1: only be a minor disappointment, a scrape, a skin knee

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Speaker 1: that won't even need ointment. You'll shed a tear in

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Speaker 1: the morning, but you won't miss your afternoon appointments. Enjoy

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Speaker 1: the sunshine. I'll remove this rain, so stop me off.

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Speaker 1: I just want off of this train. I've got it.

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Speaker 1: Time for a serious game of hangman. Oops, I lose.

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Speaker 1: I fit the noose, kick the chair out from under

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Speaker 1: my shoes. I'm in control. That's the method I'll use.

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Speaker 1: Get ready, spread the wonderful news. It's working. The veins

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Speaker 1: in my temples bulging my face in intense shade of red.

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Speaker 1: Are my eyes gonna pop out of my head? This

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Speaker 1: is sad, but that would be funny. Wow, everything is

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Speaker 1: so quiet. This room is so fuzzy. That smile that

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Speaker 1: I wore as a prop it's real now as I

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Speaker 1: listen to my pulse slowly chugged to a stop. In

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Speaker 1: case you forgot the plot, this isn't selfish. This is

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Speaker 1: for you. You're welcome. This is selfless. Wait stop, hold on,

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Speaker 1: what was that jolted awake by a cough? A gag

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Speaker 1: But I thought, but I thought, I forgot. I never

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Speaker 1: learned how to tie a good knot. Still here, dazed, confused,

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Speaker 1: Then revive and realize how much you like breathing. Appreciate

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Speaker 1: every breath. It's breathtaking. I've been you, the despair, just

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Speaker 1: Jebil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame. Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: looking for tendress. I'm sorry, this is kend Hey, Kendrix.

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Speaker 1: How are you not? Even is Tom fishermersh? I'm the

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Speaker 1: little manager um restaurants or excuse me, who are you again?

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Speaker 1: I can't understand what you Tom fishermers and I'm the

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Speaker 1: managersh okay, and um you have to complaint? Uh yeah, man, Um,

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Speaker 1: I hated you guys' restaurant the other day and I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I got food poised in from here.

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Speaker 1: what happened. So I'm an, I can't understand what you're saying, man,

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Speaker 1: the kicking the other day. So um, I'm trying to understand.

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Speaker 1: I'll forgotta let you know, um, follow what happened. Why

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Speaker 1: I get food ports? You didn't take any leftovers home day? Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I took the leftovers home. Did you eat? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I ate them. I ate the leftovers like later that night,

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Speaker 1: and then I woke up the next day not feeling myself,

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Speaker 1: guess it's gone. I guess it's gone. You got some what?

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Speaker 1: I gas it's gone? Yeah? So I'm calling, like, you know,

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Speaker 1: you know why you got food points far about, But um,

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Speaker 1: I'm the general manager of the restaurant, and I was

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Speaker 1: of the cooks the night that I ate at your restaurant, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I was. And the reason that you pla got food

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Speaker 1: places because while I was prepping your tomayosut kept my

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Speaker 1: you ain't just whoa whoa wait wait wait wait hold up,

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Speaker 1: hold the up? Yeah sorry, did you just say you

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Speaker 1: in the food. Yeah? Yeah, all right, I cut my

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Speaker 1: go out? Then your tongue was in it, That's what

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Speaker 1: I was saying. The next day, I'm like, it's a

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Speaker 1: bad management call. Sorry about it was not a bad

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Speaker 1: deserve It's about to happen to you because I'm about

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Speaker 1: to come up there and whoop your so. I'll have

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Speaker 1: a gift card ready for you. Can you come down

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Speaker 1: here if you want? Had a gift car ready, have

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Speaker 1: your standing right next to it. I'm gonna ask somebody

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Speaker 1: who you are, and I'm hoping is you, and I

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Speaker 1: mean you talk, you'll be able to find me. I'm

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Speaker 1: only employee with half a tongue about to have a

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Speaker 1: whole foot of your man? What are you laughing? The man?

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Speaker 1: Because think is funny. This is actually Jewel from the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and your

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Speaker 1: girlfriend Renee set you up. Hold on she she told

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking I'm heart Somebody's tongue. Wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with jubil phone pranks, The Jewel Show on Demand. First

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Speaker 1: Day follow Up. Today, Josh is on the phone for

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Speaker 1: he feels like he's known her forever. He said that

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Speaker 1: in his email, what's up, Josh? How are you? Hey? Guys,

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Speaker 1: how are you doing so? How long have you actually

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Speaker 1: known Elena? It's been almost a week. You know. We were,

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Speaker 1: We went up to dinner the first time. I'm sorry, dude,

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Speaker 1: I can't do this for you. Yeah, it's a first

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Speaker 1: it's like a third day follow up. Second day follow ups.

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Speaker 1: a third day follow up, they follow up. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: only the first Yeah matters to read the fine print. Sorry, Josh,

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Speaker 1: first date fall up today good luck? Two was on

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Speaker 1: you person, that was the criteria. Were kidding. We can

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Speaker 1: still do it, all right? All right, So it's been

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Speaker 1: a week since you are from her. You talked a bunch,

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Speaker 1: responding at all, then there's something wrong. Yeah, tell us

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Speaker 1: what happened? What do you think went wrong? Well, first,

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Speaker 1: you went to dinner, right you were saying on the

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Speaker 1: first day. First day, it was dinner. It was great.

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Speaker 1: I felt like the conversation was really easy, and we

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Speaker 1: both felt comfortable staying there for an extra drink cafter

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Speaker 1: tamil um. And then the second time she came over

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Speaker 1: to my place, we watched a couple of movies, all right, look, yeah,

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Speaker 1: was great. I didn't get really any signs that um

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Speaker 1: Alanna might be not into it. You guys do any

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Speaker 1: um kissing or at our activities hug, But we were

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Speaker 1: I'd still probably be really nervous. If I liked him

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Speaker 1: assume that maybe it's something that happened on the second

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Speaker 1: too many espresso shops, like on an empty stomach before

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Speaker 1: seeing him. Um, and I had I had a poop

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Speaker 1: poop posts yeah, like, and I like, I don't know

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Speaker 1: what happened to me, Like I've been drinking and making

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Speaker 1: coffee for years, like my stomach should be used to it.

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Speaker 1: But I like I destroyed myself and like tried to

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Speaker 1: hover drive back home. It was God, And this was

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Speaker 1: on your way to a date. On my way to

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Speaker 1: a date with this new hire who was super sweet

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Speaker 1: and super handsome, but like, how am I going to

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Speaker 1: tell him that? Like what am I gonna tell everyone

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Speaker 1: I've worked with? Like at that point, you might as

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Speaker 1: well just crush the car the easiest thing. Also, if

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Speaker 1: you would have met up with him, really no need

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Speaker 1: to tell him, he probably wouldn't know one hundred percent

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Speaker 1: one hundred percent. But like, oh, and of course going

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Speaker 1: to work the next day, everyone's like, so wasn't it

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Speaker 1: like what was for a new guy? And I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I totally lied. I threw him under the bus, said

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Speaker 1: I showed up. He wasn't there. He stood me up.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure your coworkers, it's my coworkers, and like you

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Speaker 1: know when you work, and I like if you're doing

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Speaker 1: coffee kind of like as a career, like we've become

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Speaker 1: very tight knit at the police you work at. So

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Speaker 1: immediately everyone like iced him out and he ended up

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Speaker 1: like leaving within his first two weeks. He's actually, you

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Speaker 1: didn't show up? Why don't you just text him be

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Speaker 1: like hey, I'm just gonna be a little late and

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Speaker 1: then go change your pants and then go back and

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Speaker 1: meet up of them. I mean I was too afraid

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Speaker 1: to put pants back on after that, for like the

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Speaker 1: whole day. At least it's never happened before, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean, Like that's that's like your worst nightmare.

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Speaker 1: You're in a car, Like I mean, I guess at

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Speaker 1: least I was in a car alone. But like, if

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Speaker 1: that ever happens to you again, Alex Fresh has a

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Speaker 1: very good way to handle that. I don't know how.

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Speaker 1: I didn't actually like crap my pants, but I had

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Speaker 1: like these booty shorts on. I was going to not

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Speaker 1: really booty shorts, but they were like too revealing to

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Speaker 1: go into any Starbucks or like anywhere to go poop.

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Speaker 1: I was taking my kids in school. On the way back,

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Speaker 1: I was like, what, like my stomach was hurting so bad.

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Speaker 1: Normally I would stop and I would be okay, but

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Speaker 1: I wasn't okay. Was walking into store with what I

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Speaker 1: was wearing. So I went but like behind these apartments

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Speaker 1: and I took a vinty Starbucks cup and I took

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Speaker 1: a crap in the Starbucks cup, and I was a

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Speaker 1: I was a responsible pooper, and I get throwed away

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Speaker 1: in the big garbage bin. So yeah, that was stressful,

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Speaker 1: and it was hilarious to you because it was cold

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Speaker 1: outside and I just like stood it when I looked

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Speaker 1: back and there was just like steam coming off. So

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Speaker 1: you're already working at a coffee place, just have an

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Speaker 1: extra coffee cup in your car for the next time

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Speaker 1: that happened. And that to the true story. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: that's a very helpful tip. I'll take a sleeve of

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Speaker 1: our cups, keep them in the carting mobile bathroom where

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Speaker 1: you need it. Well, thanks for telling us your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret, the bank guy, what's your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: Did Jewel show on demand? Welcome to the i n N,

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Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: The news for Thursday, September thirtieth, twenty twenty one. I'm

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Speaker 1: Jewel Fresh. And you thought that going to prison for

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Speaker 1: being involved in a worldwide organized crime ring meant you

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Speaker 1: were unhirable. Think again, someone who went to prison just

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Speaker 1: got a job and you guessed it. They're rich and white.

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Speaker 1: Tell you in just a second, But first let's meet

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Speaker 1: the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and Ashton Kutcher and Mila

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Speaker 1: Kunas are being called out for a laid back parenting

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Speaker 1: approach to something that's real dirty. Oh. I'm Brad Nolan

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Speaker 1: in Today's a big day for everyone or anyone who

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Speaker 1: was cool at all. Oh sweet, big day for all

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Speaker 1: of us. Here the jewelshit. Okay, more of those stories

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Speaker 1: than just a second before. He first story of the

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Speaker 1: day of the i N the adiant News Network where

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Speaker 1: aren't just they report the news. Laurie Laughlin right, caught

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Speaker 1: up in the college and Mission scandal. You'd think she

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Speaker 1: wouldn't be hirable after all of the bad press that

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Speaker 1: she got for that and then having to go to

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Speaker 1: prison for like I think forty five minutes, because you would,

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Speaker 1: and uh Nope. She's got a job on a new

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Speaker 1: TV show, so she's back working as an actor again.

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Speaker 1: Good work. What do they say? No bad there's no

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Speaker 1: such thing as bad press. That you're white, yeah and

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Speaker 1: rich even redemption. Get back to that Hallmark she Lorie,

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Speaker 1: that's my story. This is the I n N, the

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Speaker 1: idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For the next story of the day, let's send it

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Speaker 1: over to Alex Frey. She's on location where I don't know,

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Speaker 1: the Kutcher's house. I don't know the Kutcher's house. That's

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Speaker 1: where Alex is on location. Alex, what's going on not

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Speaker 1: only Kucher's house, Melacunas Kutcher. They were on a podcasts

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Speaker 1: recently and they were talking about their bathing habits and

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Speaker 1: found out that they don't bathe that much. They're disgusting,

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Speaker 1: which is weird in my opinion. I mean, I like

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Speaker 1: to bathe. To me, I just like to bathe every day.

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Speaker 1: There are a lot of people who don't. This is fine. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: They also say they don't bathe their kids until they

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Speaker 1: actually see dirt on them. Yeah, it is a long time.

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Speaker 1: It is a long time. Emila said that she grew

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Speaker 1: up without hot water, so she rarely bathed, you know,

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Speaker 1: as a kid. Okay, and she she didn't bathe her

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Speaker 1: newborns either at all, like a lot, no, not a lot. Well,

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Speaker 1: but Ashton Kutcher says that he cleans his armpits and

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Speaker 1: his downtown daily but nothing else ever. Ever. But do

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Speaker 1: you think like he washes his hair has that kind

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Speaker 1: of glow and glow about him. He does. He's great.

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Speaker 1: So the shampoo kind of like goes down your body, right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: So yeah, sure you're gonna get enough soap like you know,

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Speaker 1: places in places from your armpits and stuff. Yeah, armpits

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Speaker 1: that you've seen his hair. He washes whatever the perfect

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Speaker 1: regiment is. That's what he needs to I think god wash. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So he says that he cleans downtown every day, right,

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Speaker 1: which is needed. You needs to do that. Okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Mila didn't say she did, so she's just breaking news

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Speaker 1: right here on the IANN the idiot news network where

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Speaker 1: adiants aren't just in the news, they report the news live, local,

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Speaker 1: late breaking. Mila Kunis doesn't clean down there. She didn't

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Speaker 1: say she did or not. So that's all I have

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Speaker 1: to get back to you here much. This is the

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Speaker 1: I hadn't in the hidiot News network, where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news, they report the news. For next

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Speaker 1: story of the day, let's sending it on over to

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Speaker 1: brand Nolan, who's on location in your phone, in my

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Speaker 1: phone right in there, do you see me? Yeah, you're waving.

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Speaker 1: It is September thirtieth, and it's International Podcast Day. Oh nice.

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Speaker 1: It's an international celebration of the power of podcasts. It's

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Speaker 1: But also I really do want to commend you guys

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Speaker 1: for a moment because this radio show puts out some

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Speaker 1: of the highest quality podcasts. So you guys have the

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Speaker 1: dual secrets, all of it. Like I've never seen a

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Thanks, and I just also want to congratulate

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Speaker 1: you guys. You're in the hundreds of thousands of downloads, yeah,

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Speaker 1: mill on the whole while, so congratulations on this International

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Speaker 1: podcast Day. Well, we want to start a podcast, like

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Speaker 1: where it's not the stuff you would get on the air,

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Speaker 1: And we've been talking about that since before we even

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Speaker 1: started the show. So we'll probably get around to it's

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Speaker 1: sometime probably seven, I don't know. Yeah, at some point

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Speaker 1: if you'd like an uncensored version of The Jewil Show,

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Speaker 1: you guys, and we'll figure out if there's if anybody

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Speaker 1: lot of fun. Happy International Podcast Day. That's all I got,

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much. About to lose a job, lady,

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Speaker 1: better get a podcast, which is fine because a lot

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Speaker 1: of people that lose a job start podcasts in any industry.

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Speaker 1: Have you noticed that it doesn't matter what it is.

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Speaker 1: They're just like, well, I got fired, I'm gonna start

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Speaker 1: i n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: can follow the show out the Jewel Show. You can

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Speaker 1: follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I

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Speaker 1: are you good? How are you doing today? Armanda? I'm good.

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Speaker 1: You're feeling okay? Yes? Okay? Great? Yes, great great? Where

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Speaker 1: And no color issues at all. Nothing's changed as far

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Speaker 1: as your eyelid color. My eyelid color. Yeah, what do

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Speaker 1: you mean? Just wondering if your eyelids are still you know,

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Speaker 1: the normal skin tone that you've had. It's all in

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Speaker 1: Um Our makeup is causing some severe side effects with people,

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Speaker 1: and one of those side effects is eyelid discoloration, and

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Speaker 1: your elelis will puff out about four inches from your

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Speaker 1: probably won't be able to see for every about a

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Speaker 1: You know? But that goes away. That goes away if

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Speaker 1: it happens, and it's problem. How long have you had

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Speaker 1: You'll probably start experiencing those symptoms next Tuesday, but you

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Speaker 1: know what, week and a half later, it goes away.

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Speaker 1: So okay, no, no, no, no, Armando, Armando, Yes, we

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Speaker 1: I mean toxic' is a strong word. We are trying

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Speaker 1: I do have to ask you a couple of other

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Speaker 1: an issue. But do you, um, are you involved romantically

630
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 1: with anybody? Are you active, you know, in the bedroom

631
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:41,760
Speaker 1: department with anybody? Yes? Yes, my boyfriend and I are

632
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:47,640
Speaker 1: Why what else is going to happen? Um? Is he

633
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 1: experiencing any adverse side effects from No, he doesn't wear

634
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 1: the makeup and that that's a really weird question to ask,

635
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:59,279
Speaker 1: is do I have to be worried about touching him

636
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 1: when I'm wearing the makeup? No, there's no need to

637
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 1: be worried. I just would go get tested. Just haven't

638
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 1: get what you need to get tested for, you know,

639
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,799
Speaker 1: all the stuff that's out there, just you know, both

640
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 1: of you guys just might want to do that just

641
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 1: for fun, even just to be safe, you never know,

642
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:18,160
Speaker 1: you know, fun, I guess Other than that, what do

643
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,400
Speaker 1: you mean we have to get an STD test? What

644
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:22,759
Speaker 1: the hell is in this makeup? Well, some of our

645
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 1: side effects, you know, are transmitted a lot of different ways,

646
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 1: so could have transmitted a side effect to him through

647
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:33,800
Speaker 1: our makeup? Nothing really in there, I would say, makeup

648
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,799
Speaker 1: shouldn't transmit anything. I need to tell me what the

649
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 1: hell going on right now? And the sweats you're having

650
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:45,319
Speaker 1: they're not colored at all? No purple blue? Why the

651
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:49,360
Speaker 1: hell would I be sweating colors? Like? Why do I

652
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,239
Speaker 1: have to go tell my boyfriend that he has to

653
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: get an STD test? Like you. You call me up,

654
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 1: you tell me all these crazy side effects one I

655
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:02,320
Speaker 1: want a reef on one too. All sales are final.

656
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 1: All sales are final. Though, that's the one thing I

657
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 1: would throw that makeup away on. Report you to Better

658
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,719
Speaker 1: Business Bureau. I'm gonna tell you it's a prank phone call.

659
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 1: Then I'll just do that before you report it to

660
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 1: the Better Business Bureau. I'm sorry what I'll tell you

661
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 1: that this is actually Jewel from Jewel Show doing a

662
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your sister set you up.

663
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 1: She said that you bought a bunch of bakeup on

664
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 1: the line the other day and you didn't recognize the

665
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 1: company and she wanted to mess with you about it.

666
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:34,319
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's freaking out. Well, you might get

667
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 1: you know, you might want to go get tested still anyway,

668
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 1: just because of this phone call. Okay, Oh my god.

669
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:43,560
Speaker 1: I hate wake up every morning with Jewils phone pranks

670
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 1: the Jewil Show on demand. It's time Floor of the

671
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:51,239
Speaker 1: Roses only on the Jewbil Show. No, we got in

672
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,320
Speaker 1: today for War the Roses to catch a cheater. I

673
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 1: had the subject line urgent I need your help. So well,

674
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:58,799
Speaker 1: you opened it up, which is rare. Normally, we just

675
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,719
Speaker 1: you know, put in another folder that says opened later,

676
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 1: but we actually opened it. And Christine is on the

677
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 1: phone for War of the Roses to catch a cheater.

678
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: Apparently she thinks her boyfriend of two and a half years, Stephen,

679
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 1: might be cheating on her all because of something that

680
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 1: happened yesterday. Christine, thank you for your email. Sucks that

681
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:18,400
Speaker 1: you have to come on the show for this reason,

682
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 1: but tell us what's going on. You said that you

683
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 1: wanted to do this as soon as possible. Yes, because

684
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:26,799
Speaker 1: I've had a feeling for a couple of months now

685
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 1: that there's something off. I've lived him. What is he

686
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 1: doing that makes anything that he's cheating. It's just he's

687
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,839
Speaker 1: just been acting very weird, going to the gym a lot,

688
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 1: Like is that new? Yeah, before Cob he went a lot,

689
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:43,720
Speaker 1: then he stopped, and now it just seems he's back again.

690
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 1: And it just seems really like an excuse to get

691
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:49,080
Speaker 1: out of the house or get away from me. Doesn't

692
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:52,399
Speaker 1: seem you know, it doesn't seem right. But you said

693
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:54,840
Speaker 1: your email was urgent because of something that happened yesterday.

694
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:58,319
Speaker 1: So what happened yesterday? Ah, Well, he went to the gym,

695
00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 1: and I followed him, thing I never do, and I talked.

696
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:05,600
Speaker 1: I talked, you know, a little bit away. He didn't

697
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 1: see me, and I seen him into the gym with

698
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 1: his bag, and he came out two minutes later without

699
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 1: the bag, and he hopped into a car and I

700
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 1: seen a female driving this car. Oh, so he went

701
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 1: into the gym, came back out without his gym bag,

702
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 1: got into a car driven by what looked like a female. Yes.

703
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 1: Why do you think he went into the gym and

704
00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:32,279
Speaker 1: then left? Well because I can check his location services

705
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 1: on my phone and it always says he's in the gym, okay,

706
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:39,319
Speaker 1: And I seen him leave, So his bag is still

707
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:43,920
Speaker 1: inside with the phone okay apparently, And that's a good

708
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,399
Speaker 1: actually idea. So he wouldn't have to respond because he's

709
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 1: working out. Yeah, because a lot of people don't respond

710
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,480
Speaker 1: they're working out. So did you check his location when

711
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 1: after he drove off with this mystery person. Yes, and

712
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:56,880
Speaker 1: his location was still at the gym okay. So yeah,

713
00:39:56,719 --> 00:40:00,320
Speaker 1: he leaves his phone there and then he goes somewhere. Wow. Okay,

714
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:03,839
Speaker 1: So then did you stay and wait? Yeah? I stayed

715
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:06,359
Speaker 1: there and I waited and waited until he came back,

716
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:10,319
Speaker 1: and I couldn't just seen the car drop him off,

717
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 1: and he went into the gym, got his bag and

718
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 1: came back out and I beat him home. Any chance,

719
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 1: it's a like a weird kind of personal trainer who

720
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 1: picks him up and takes him to a field somewhere

721
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:26,839
Speaker 1: to work out. Definitely not I know something's going on. Yeah,

722
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:28,799
Speaker 1: I mean it's pretty obvious he's lying to you about

723
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 1: being at the gym, and he's leaving his phone there,

724
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,080
Speaker 1: so they have you checked his location. It looks like

725
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 1: he's at the gym. Good for you for following him

726
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:37,680
Speaker 1: and trusting your gut on that, all right, So we

727
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 1: need to try to figure out and see if we

728
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 1: can catch him and figure out what he is actually doing.

729
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 1: Have you thought of a way that we could call

730
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:47,279
Speaker 1: him that wouldn't be weird. Maybe you did call him

731
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:51,359
Speaker 1: and say there's like a free couple of class at

732
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 1: the gym, or a free pass for it a friend

733
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 1: of his at the gym. He wouldn't think that's weird,

734
00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:59,239
Speaker 1: you know. I actually when I used to go to

735
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 1: the gym, they when they started like a new kickboxing class,

736
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:05,359
Speaker 1: they were offering like free kickboxing classes or something like that.

737
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,880
Speaker 1: Maybe that's good or and then they could offer to

738
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 1: him and then say that he can bring somebody. Do

739
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 1: you go? Do you do you go to the gym

740
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 1: with him at all? Uh? No? Okay, so nobody there

741
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:18,600
Speaker 1: knows you or knows that you're together with him. Okay, okay.

742
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:21,359
Speaker 1: So then you could also offer like a little care

743
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 1: package or something with like myths and sing and like

744
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 1: you know, gloves or whatever, right that he can send

745
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:28,279
Speaker 1: to the person he wants to take hand rap. See

746
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:31,440
Speaker 1: whose name he gives us to send them to, and

747
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:34,319
Speaker 1: who he wants to take kickboxing. Maybe he says your

748
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 1: name or someone else's and then we figure it out name.

749
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:42,319
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I would imagine you do. Also, though

750
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 1: we should still figure out what he's I mean, of course,

751
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 1: like he's like being shady though, definitely lying to you.

752
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 1: I hope he doesn't say your name so you can

753
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 1: find out who it is. Yeah, okay, yeah, no matter

754
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:54,279
Speaker 1: what he's lying to you. He said he's going to

755
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:57,239
Speaker 1: the gym. Yeah he's lying. He's being shady. He's leaving

756
00:41:57,239 --> 00:42:00,120
Speaker 1: his bag there, probably with his phone inside, so he

757
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:04,919
Speaker 1: knows that you're checking his location. Yeah, okay, okay, Well,

758
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:06,839
Speaker 1: we'll play a song and then come back and call

759
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:10,719
Speaker 1: him and offer him passes to our new classes at

760
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:12,400
Speaker 1: the gym and see if he wants to take you

761
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 1: or someone else. Okay, and see his name he gives us.

762
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,480
Speaker 1: All right, we'll do it next. We'll play a song,

763
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,239
Speaker 1: come back, and let's see if we can catch him

764
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:20,719
Speaker 1: with your War of the Roses to catch Jeter right

765
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 1: after this. It's a jewel show the middle of War

766
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:24,120
Speaker 1: of the Roses to catch a cheater if you're just

767
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 1: joining us. Christine is on the phone and she thinks

768
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:28,879
Speaker 1: that her boyfriend of two and a half years named

769
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 1: Stephen might be cheating on her all because of something

770
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 1: that he did yesterday that she finally caught him doing.

771
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 1: And he's definitely up to no good, that is for sure. Absolutely.

772
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 1: She's had a weird feeling that he might be might

773
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 1: be seeing someone behind her back for a little while now,

774
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:45,960
Speaker 1: and I guess he goes to the gym quite a bit,

775
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:48,720
Speaker 1: but she's felt like it was an excuse. So Christine

776
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:50,399
Speaker 1: actually followed him to the gym the other day. When

777
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 1: he got there, he walked in with his bag and

778
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 1: then came out a couple minutes later, no bag hopped

779
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:57,479
Speaker 1: in a car that was being driven by what looked

780
00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 1: like a female, and then you drove off for a

781
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:02,799
Speaker 1: while and then came back, got his bag and went

782
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 1: back home. And she can check his location on her phone.

783
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 1: So when he was gone, she checked the location. It

784
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 1: said he was at the gym. So it looks like

785
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 1: he's been going to the gym, leaving his phone at

786
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,759
Speaker 1: the gym, and then going somewhere else, and we're gonna

787
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 1: try to find out. Right now, we're gonna call him

788
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:20,719
Speaker 1: from the gym and offer him a class, offer him,

789
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 1: I don't know, a month, ninety days worth the class.

790
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:25,799
Speaker 1: I would you say, like a few free classes for

791
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 1: our new kickboxing class that we have for him and

792
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 1: a friend, and we'll offer to send some boxing gloves

793
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 1: and some raps to whoever he wants to take to

794
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 1: the class with some flowers and a note, and see

795
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 1: whose name he gives us to send them to. If

796
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:44,880
Speaker 1: he gives us Christine's name, then still need to know

797
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:46,920
Speaker 1: what he's doing and faking being at the gym. If

798
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 1: he gives us somebody else's name, then we know who

799
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:50,279
Speaker 1: he's probably hanging out with, all right, We're about to

800
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 1: call him right now, Christine, anything else you want to

801
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 1: say before we Dallas phone him her? You know, let's

802
00:43:55,040 --> 00:44:00,839
Speaker 1: just catch okay, all right here, I'm gonna Dallas one

803
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:18,919
Speaker 1: it right now. On. Hey, this is Dad calling from

804
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 1: I was looking for Stephen. This is Stephen. Hey, Bro,

805
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 1: how are you? Um? I'm good? How are you? What

806
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 1: is this about? Not bad dude? Hey? I don't want

807
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 1: to take too much your time. Um. We're calling our

808
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 1: members to let them know that we are doing a

809
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 1: whole like side of our gym, like kind of redoing it,

810
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:42,640
Speaker 1: and it's going to be a new kickboxing area and

811
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:46,880
Speaker 1: we're starting a kickboxing program. All we're doing is offering

812
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:50,279
Speaker 1: you five free classes for you and a friend. If

813
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 1: you would like to take the classes, I can just

814
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 1: hook it up for you. It's completely free. We just

815
00:44:55,480 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 1: want you to try the new program m or a catcher.

816
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:03,399
Speaker 1: Is it's really for free? Yes, it's one hundred percent free.

817
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 1: Where I'm just doing a new kickboxing program and we're

818
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,439
Speaker 1: excited about it, and we're offering our members five free

819
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,840
Speaker 1: classes for you and a guest. They don't even have

820
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 1: to be a member. And would you like me to

821
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:15,760
Speaker 1: sign you up. It's it's gonna be a great program.

822
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:18,399
Speaker 1: Um yeah, yeah, that would yeah, that would be great.

823
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:20,799
Speaker 1: I'll at some point that free class. They're free, I'll

824
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 1: do the classes. Yeah. Also, like I said, you can

825
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,279
Speaker 1: bring a friend. Um, they don't have to be a member.

826
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 1: It can be anybody. And whoever you bring, we will

827
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 1: send them a gift of some free boxing gloves, free

828
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:37,880
Speaker 1: boxing raps, and like a really fancy little invite to

829
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 1: join you for working out there, and if it's like

830
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:43,960
Speaker 1: a romantic interest, some flowers along with it. Sounds good.

831
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:47,560
Speaker 1: That works for me, Okay, great? Uh do well? First

832
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 1: of all, let me make sure is this going to

833
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:53,919
Speaker 1: be like a romantic interest type of situation. Um, yeah, yeah,

834
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:57,279
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring someone, but um okay, yeah, sweet, okay, cool.

835
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:00,279
Speaker 1: I need the name first and last. And then also

836
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 1: if you want to put anything on a card to them,

837
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 1: because like I said, it's gonna like a fancy invite, Um,

838
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 1: you could send it to uh Brianna. Yeah, I can

839
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,640
Speaker 1: definitely do that. And is there anything you want to

840
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:18,919
Speaker 1: put on a card attached with it? Oh? You can

841
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:27,399
Speaker 1: put actually put couples that box together, stay together. That's cute. Yeah,

842
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:34,720
Speaker 1: a curio of your mind. Yeah, super cute. Um hello,

843
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 1: wait who's that? Oh? Oh well, maybe she's asked Christine. Yeah, Christine,

844
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,840
Speaker 1: your girlfriend is on the phone. She might have questions

845
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:44,240
Speaker 1: who Brianna is first? Before we get all that, Yeah, Stephen,

846
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 1: who's wait? Wait? Wait? What is this? Wait? Christine? What

847
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 1: do you what are you doing on the phone with?

848
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,880
Speaker 1: What's going on? This is the Jewel Show. It's a

849
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:56,799
Speaker 1: radio show. My name is Jewel Fresh, and my name

850
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:59,880
Speaker 1: is Alex Fresh and your girlfriend's name is Christine and

851
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:01,799
Speaker 1: she thought you might be seeing somebody else. And it

852
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 1: sounds like we what I'm on the radio right now?

853
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 1: Is that what you're worried about? Right now? Yeah? Do

854
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:15,680
Speaker 1: I tell me? Um? Yeah no, yeah, Brianna is a friend,

855
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:18,760
Speaker 1: she's part of mine. Hey Christine, why didn't you tell Stephen?

856
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 1: Why you think that? Or how you know that he's

857
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 1: cheating on you? Well? I followed you to the gym yesterday.

858
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:36,239
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, well he hung up already. Oh that

859
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:39,759
Speaker 1: was fast. Thanks, they normally don't. I'm really sorry that

860
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 1: you got to find out like that, and I'm sorry

861
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 1: that he was cheating on you his bags now sorry,

862
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,759
Speaker 1: all right, you have a better day. Yeah, thanks for

863
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:51,399
Speaker 1: you too. Apparently this isn't the world Roads to Catch

864
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:53,160
Speaker 1: Cheer has not done yet. What happened? I don't know.

865
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:57,280
Speaker 1: Brad's back on the phone. No, I think she's gone. Obviously.

866
00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 1: That dude hung up, and our executive producer Brad is

867
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 1: talking to my headphones right now and says that there's

868
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 1: somebody on the phone that wants to talk to us,

869
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 1: because I'll just take the phone call. Hey, Dwight, what's up? Man?

870
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:12,399
Speaker 1: I want to do more than talk, though, I tell

871
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 1: you that. What do you mean? So the guy that

872
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:20,319
Speaker 1: y'all just got off the phone with, huh, I need

873
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 1: his information. I need his number, you need his phone.

874
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:25,959
Speaker 1: I want to do something else to him, But because

875
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 1: we're on the radio, I'm gonna just say I want

876
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:31,880
Speaker 1: to talk to him. Why. What happened? To holler him? Why?

877
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:36,840
Speaker 1: I'll be damned If the girl y'all talking about is

878
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 1: my sister? Are you sure Christine, the one that just

879
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 1: got cheated on? Uh? No, Brianna, man o my sister?

880
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:48,760
Speaker 1: How are you sure? I know this my sister because

881
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 1: she's in the exact same situation. Man, So I need

882
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 1: his number. I want to holler at him. Oh no,

883
00:48:56,840 --> 00:49:01,440
Speaker 1: I know that's her, my sister. His name is Brianna,

884
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:04,440
Speaker 1: and she's been talking to a guy and he's been

885
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 1: basically stringing her along because he has a girlfriend or

886
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:10,239
Speaker 1: something that he's like, according to her, she's saying he's

887
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 1: going to break up with her to be with him.

888
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:13,279
Speaker 1: And I'm like, why are you even doing this? Give

889
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:15,760
Speaker 1: me his information because this some this some stupid stuff

890
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 1: right that he's doing and and she won't give it

891
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 1: to me. I noticed this, I noticed him. I mean,

892
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 1: I don't know if we can give out the phone number,

893
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:27,760
Speaker 1: like legally I need some information man and address, a number,

894
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 1: email address. So we're not going to give you that. Okay,

895
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,399
Speaker 1: So we have her last name, if you can tell

896
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 1: me what her last name is, and you're right, I'll

897
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:39,480
Speaker 1: let you know if that is the Brianna we're talking

898
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:46,400
Speaker 1: about Brianna and oh all right, so yeah, that's your sister,

899
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:48,840
Speaker 1: and that's the dude that she's been hanging out with,

900
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:50,880
Speaker 1: who has a girlfriend who I guess it's been stringing

901
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:53,800
Speaker 1: her alone. Hey, we can't give out his information, though, However,

902
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:57,279
Speaker 1: we gotta say something for me, do something for me.

903
00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:59,320
Speaker 1: I need I need something, I need that Jim that

904
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:04,239
Speaker 1: he goes to ISM. It's good enough for me. I

905
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 1: appreciate it. And that'll keep y'all name out of what's

906
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:12,000
Speaker 1: gonna happen. Yeah, thank you. The Jewels Shows were of

907
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 1: the roses. The Jewels Show on demand Jebils dirty Little Secret.

908
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:21,839
Speaker 1: Have your dirty little secret text in four one oh

909
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:23,520
Speaker 1: six one. If you have a dirty little secret, you

910
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 1: can tell us anything, literally, whatever you want, because nobody

911
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 1: will know who you are. Everybody's anonymous. We don't even

912
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:30,480
Speaker 1: ask what your name is. Everybody who tells us a

913
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 1: dirty little secret gets a fake anonymous nickname. So I'll

914
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:36,440
Speaker 1: say the name of something you might find in the refrigerator,

915
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:38,719
Speaker 1: and then Alex, you'll say the name of something find

916
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 1: a refrigerator English seven, same thing, and that'll be the

917
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:42,440
Speaker 1: name of the caller on the phone. Let's do it

918
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:43,799
Speaker 1: on the phone right now. To tell us a dirty

919
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 1: little secret is soy sauce packet, honey mustard milk. What's up?

920
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 1: Soy sauce packet, honey mustard milk. How are you doing?

921
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 1: I'm doing good. How are you guys doing? Pretty good?

922
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:55,320
Speaker 1: That flowed nicely, But once you guys struggled with the

923
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,279
Speaker 1: name I was ready to go. Yeah, I had three

924
00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 1: in my head. I want to say, catch up and

925
00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 1: Mayonnaise starred. You have a dirty little secret? Huh Yeah

926
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:09,400
Speaker 1: I do. Actually, Um, So, I know this's gonna sound crazy,

927
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:14,920
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna catch a Lepricn tonight. What depends on

928
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:16,920
Speaker 1: what you mean by that, if it sounds crazy or not.

929
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:20,320
Speaker 1: I haven't heard enough to make a judgment call. No,

930
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:24,319
Speaker 1: you know, like the little things, the little guys. Yeah,

931
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 1: so those are real. I've been hunting them for like

932
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 1: a while now, some before. No, I never caught any yet,

933
00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:36,200
Speaker 1: but tonight I'm going to be the next. It's yeah,

934
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:39,640
Speaker 1: do you have any evidence for this Lepricn? I really

935
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 1: can't get into detail, but the one I'm gonna get tonight.

936
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 1: This dude has been like harassing me, has been harassing you. Yeah,

937
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:53,799
Speaker 1: he's always messing with me and messing with whoever's at

938
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:56,120
Speaker 1: my house. It's just like things are moved and like

939
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 1: he definitely is doing things and you're sure it's a leprin.

940
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:03,759
Speaker 1: Have you seen it? I've seen him for like a

941
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 1: split second. I know he's there, and like night, I

942
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:12,319
Speaker 1: got it. Good. Oh, what'd you use for the trap? Though,

943
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:15,160
Speaker 1: because dude, I knew a person once who had the

944
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:17,560
Speaker 1: same kind of issue. Really, yeah, so maybe I can

945
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:19,359
Speaker 1: help you out a little bit with this. Yeah, see

946
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like it's yeah, it's real. The trap.

947
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:24,080
Speaker 1: It's hard to like explain it with the phone. It's

948
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:26,799
Speaker 1: not like a mix of like a bear trap and

949
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 1: like also kind of like one of those old school

950
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:33,040
Speaker 1: like you know, the thing falls a box drops, you know. Yeah,

951
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:36,680
Speaker 1: do you know where he's living in your house? Or

952
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 1: is he coming into your house? She's not in the house,

953
00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:44,799
Speaker 1: he's around the house. So you know where you can

954
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:47,840
Speaker 1: like you know, a guaranteed way to catch one or

955
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:52,280
Speaker 1: to find one. Where's that at the end of a rainbow? Right? Yeah,

956
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:53,879
Speaker 1: so all you have to do is just take your hose.

957
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 1: Oh this is a good idea, This might this might

958
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:58,279
Speaker 1: actually work. I was actually thinking, like, how could you

959
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:00,759
Speaker 1: when it's funny, take your hose, just spray it and

960
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:04,360
Speaker 1: you know, into the light, because it'll make a rainbow

961
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 1: in the water, you know what I mean. When it

962
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:07,959
Speaker 1: miss like that, you'll make a rainbow in the water.

963
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:10,680
Speaker 1: You know. I I hear what you guys are saying,

964
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:12,640
Speaker 1: But like that's kind of like an old wives tale,

965
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 1: Like that's actually not true. That's not how they actually

966
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:20,440
Speaker 1: is what you're saying. They do that, they tell you.

967
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:23,440
Speaker 1: They tell people that so that way you don't ever

968
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:29,359
Speaker 1: really catch them wait at the end of a rainbow. Yeah,

969
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:32,600
Speaker 1: so it's the government that says that they don't want

970
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 1: people to think that it's real. Oh wow, like I

971
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:40,080
Speaker 1: do to cover up. Okay, good luck, dude. You know

972
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:43,680
Speaker 1: I trust you too. If I believe in you that

973
00:53:43,719 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 1: you can catch a lepricon, I do too. And you know,

974
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:48,680
Speaker 1: if they're not living at the end of rainbows, where

975
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:51,319
Speaker 1: are they or are they just you know, like all

976
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 1: over they're all they're all over. Usually in the dark.

977
00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:58,520
Speaker 1: They're like cats, you know, they can they're like at night,

978
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:01,840
Speaker 1: like time predator is. I just don't really do much

979
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:04,680
Speaker 1: besides like mischief. You know, I just had a really

980
00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:08,120
Speaker 1: good idea. So my son, he's nine, he had this

981
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:10,359
Speaker 1: book for a bit that says how you can catch

982
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:12,520
Speaker 1: a lepricn. It's called how to Catch a lepricn. Oh.

983
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 1: I just thought of this incidence. Maybe you can borrow

984
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:19,160
Speaker 1: that or you can buy it. I'll give you some tips. Yeah,

985
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:21,960
Speaker 1: because people write books like that sometimes they are like you.

986
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:24,840
Speaker 1: They write the book because people think it's made up,

987
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:26,840
Speaker 1: but it's actually a real story. You know. It's like

988
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:31,440
Speaker 1: hiding a secret message. Yeah yeah, that's actually I am

989
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:35,080
Speaker 1: keeping track of my day to day, you know, Lepricn hunting.

990
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:38,440
Speaker 1: I'm probably going to release a book one day. Oh well,

991
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:41,239
Speaker 1: let us know when you do. Will definitely buy that book, man,

992
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:43,880
Speaker 1: And good luck tonight catching that, Lepricn. I hope tonight's

993
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:47,799
Speaker 1: to night. I hope so too. Guys, all right by

994
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:54,880
Speaker 1: good luck? Bye? What's your dirty little secret? The Jibil

995
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:58,600
Speaker 1: Show on demand? Where did I put that? Where did

996
00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:03,960
Speaker 1: I put that? Left pocket? What? My shirt pocket? Oh?

997
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:10,399
Speaker 1: There it is? Oh yeah, I found it. Brit beat

998
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:13,680
Speaker 1: him because he is just so stupid. He's not here.

999
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:17,160
Speaker 1: English seven is not in studio. He left the studio

1000
00:55:17,239 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 1: and disappeared, so we can only assume that he's in

1001
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:22,920
Speaker 1: the bathroom doing what he does best. Pop. Yes, it's

1002
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:25,000
Speaker 1: the only American game show with an English guy who's

1003
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:28,239
Speaker 1: taking a pooh. So that's me answering trivia questions with

1004
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:30,759
Speaker 1: a weird German dancy intro and on the phone to

1005
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:33,560
Speaker 1: play English even except English seven isn't here right now?

1006
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:36,200
Speaker 1: Is rob. Hey, how you doing? It'd be better if

1007
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:40,440
Speaker 1: we had the person who two load of STW for

1008
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:45,840
Speaker 1: thirty thirty three thirty seven. Okay, we're not going to

1009
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:49,560
Speaker 1: be able to make that delivery on time. We're doing this. Well,

1010
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:51,839
Speaker 1: I gotta make the delivery on I know you can.

1011
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:53,960
Speaker 1: I thought you were calling us out to make a

1012
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:59,880
Speaker 1: delivery for one thirty two twenty Oh no, not today.

1013
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:02,680
Speaker 1: You said that English was in the bathroom taking the dunk. Yeah,

1014
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:04,759
Speaker 1: so who's gonna play him? Well, I don't know. I

1015
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:07,080
Speaker 1: was getting approval to go take a dump on the

1016
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:09,840
Speaker 1: side of the freeway. Oh my goodness, are you kidding me?

1017
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:14,319
Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? Guys? What is wrong with us? Wait? Wait? Wait,

1018
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:17,000
Speaker 1: wait wait wait? Okay, I I drive I drive it

1019
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,279
Speaker 1: a dump truck, so it's it's it's legal for me

1020
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:20,920
Speaker 1: to take a dump. Okay. Well I think that you

1021
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:24,800
Speaker 1: should played well. Okay, so I'll be English Evan, Okay,

1022
00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:30,040
Speaker 1: just channel your inner even Okay, Hello, I'm English Evan.

1023
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:32,480
Speaker 1: Come on, you're really good at it. I usually am,

1024
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:34,080
Speaker 1: but I'll try to get it together. I'll go in

1025
00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:37,360
Speaker 1: the other room and you'll get asked the trivia questions

1026
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:40,320
Speaker 1: and then I'll come back in and I'll be English Evans,

1027
00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:42,040
Speaker 1: so you'll still try to beat the Brit, but the

1028
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:44,360
Speaker 1: brit will be me today. Since Evan is not in studio,

1029
00:56:44,719 --> 00:56:46,800
Speaker 1: you got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.

1030
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 1: If you don't know one, just say passed, and you

1031
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:49,680
Speaker 1: have to beat English Evan out right to win. Okay,

1032
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:53,960
Speaker 1: I can. I can give it shot. Okay, So I'm

1033
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,200
Speaker 1: gonna go in. I'm gonna go in the other studio

1034
00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:59,759
Speaker 1: and um alex. Yes, when you say here we go,

1035
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:02,520
Speaker 1: that's when the sound effect happens when you Okay, Okay,

1036
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:06,399
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go into the studio all right, Okay, yes

1037
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:10,080
Speaker 1: he's leaving now, good luck chap. Okay, we're doing like

1038
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:13,840
Speaker 1: an edition theme now. So it's brand slogans. Okay, I

1039
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:15,960
Speaker 1: gotta do say here we go. I can't function without

1040
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:20,680
Speaker 1: those three words. Okay, here we go. So your time

1041
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:25,400
Speaker 1: starts now, Snap crack o pop cereal. When it rains,

1042
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:30,680
Speaker 1: it pours, and poor. When it rains, it poores. When

1043
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:36,160
Speaker 1: it rains, pores. All for freedom, Freedom for all for freedom.

1044
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:40,840
Speaker 1: Oh that's a superhero. There's a superhero something. There are

1045
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:45,680
Speaker 1: some things that money can't buy. For everything else, there's tragedy.

1046
00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:52,920
Speaker 1: Can you hear me now? Good? Oh my goodness, come

1047
00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:55,400
Speaker 1: back too. I actually didn't hear your answer for number one,

1048
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:57,600
Speaker 1: so quickly say it. There was wrong. Okay, never mind,

1049
00:57:57,880 --> 00:58:01,280
Speaker 1: that was zereo, snap crackpop, serial kill. Okay, all right, cool,

1050
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:03,360
Speaker 1: all right. So he's come back and he's about to

1051
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:06,920
Speaker 1: put his headphones back on. Hello, Hello, Nah? Are you ready?

1052
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:10,400
Speaker 1: All right? Well? English seven is in studio, his headphones on.

1053
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:13,439
Speaker 1: Are you ready to go? Yes? I am. There's nothing

1054
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:17,520
Speaker 1: of English about that, Jerry. I've got my crumpets all

1055
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:19,840
Speaker 1: talked in my belly button and I'm ready to go. Okay,

1056
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:24,240
Speaker 1: here we go for real. Your time starts now, Snap

1057
00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:30,640
Speaker 1: crackle pop, rice crisps. When it rains, it pours rains.

1058
00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:37,120
Speaker 1: All for freedom, Freedom for all um the army. There

1059
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:39,320
Speaker 1: are some things that money can't buy. For everything else,

1060
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:43,240
Speaker 1: there's toastitos. Can you can you hear me now? Good?

1061
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:50,000
Speaker 1: Verizon taste the feeling, taste of feeling black eyed peas

1062
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:51,640
Speaker 1: the only thing that can of mind the band. Wow,

1063
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:57,000
Speaker 1: they didn't sing taste of feeling, and that wasn't their tagline.

1064
00:58:57,280 --> 00:59:01,880
Speaker 1: I did really bad. I'm so sorry about worse. I

1065
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:04,560
Speaker 1: did work said, can you hear me? Now? I thought

1066
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:08,800
Speaker 1: you was talking to somebody. That's funny. I'm really just

1067
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:10,960
Speaker 1: upset that I can do an English accent anymore. And

1068
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,120
Speaker 1: then I was trying to listen to the questions also

1069
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:15,800
Speaker 1: be like, why can't you do an English accent anymore?

1070
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:19,640
Speaker 1: You should have looked up some before. Hello, La, So

1071
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:24,880
Speaker 1: we're gonna send it over the scoreboard, Brad, no one,

1072
00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:29,480
Speaker 1: it's me, all right, Rob? You got zero correct? All right?

1073
00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:34,600
Speaker 1: I'm oh, jubil you got too correct? Well that's lovely. Yes,

1074
00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:36,760
Speaker 1: we'll go over the answers. No idea i'd such a

1075
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:39,440
Speaker 1: do such a bang up job. Snap crackle pop is

1076
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:42,920
Speaker 1: rice Crispies. When it rains it pours is Morton Salt

1077
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,680
Speaker 1: All for freedom, Freedom for all is Harley Davidson. Oh

1078
00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:47,680
Speaker 1: there are some things that money can't buy. For everything else,

1079
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:50,920
Speaker 1: there's MasterCard. Can you hear me? Now? Good? It's Verizon

1080
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:53,680
Speaker 1: Taste the feeling? What is that? Cocacola? Not the Black

1081
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:59,160
Speaker 1: Eyed Peas? Definitely not their song. Was I got a feeling? Okay? Well,

1082
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:02,320
Speaker 1: I think technically beat you, You're still a winner. In

1083
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 1: my book. I call it a mistrial. I think that's

1084
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:10,560
Speaker 1: appropriate and for playing, I will send you some jewels,

1085
01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:12,240
Speaker 1: show swags and hang on the line. I'll get TRUMPO.

1086
01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:18,040
Speaker 1: Thanks for playing a nine day to twenty year old

1087
01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:23,080
Speaker 1: and I lost my day today. If you see English Evan,

1088
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:25,000
Speaker 1: let him know. We play every single Tuesday and Thursday

1089
01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:27,160
Speaker 1: at this time. You should be in the studio when

1090
01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:29,360
Speaker 1: we do it, and so tune in next time when

1091
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:32,360
Speaker 1: we beat show on demand.