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Speaker 2: So you know these mice that are running around my

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Speaker 2: house and biting me, and I try to stomp on

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Speaker 2: them and fast my fast I try to stamp on them,

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Speaker 2: they do like a cool rule dodge move away, and

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Speaker 2: they like get in a bite while I'm still recovering.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's why they're called Yeah. No, I recognize them

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Speaker 3: right away when I came over. No, that's why they're

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Speaker 3: called fast mice. Yeah, they're really fast. They so when

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Speaker 3: you go to stomp it's it's it's interesting. I mean,

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Speaker 3: I know it's inconvenient for you, it's interesting just from

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Speaker 3: like a kind of science nature perspective. They can move

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and since my stomp is already in motion, I

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Speaker 3: Leaves you incredibly vulnerable. Yeah, because you have to finish

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Speaker 2: No fast, get two complete bites mm hmm, which is

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Speaker 2: enough to knock me off balance.

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Speaker 3: And let me guess you've tried to make it look

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Speaker 3: like you're not gonna stomp, like you're maybe just gonna

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Speaker 2: No, I make my intention very very clear that I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna stop. Oh okay, yeah, I mean say, it's not

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Speaker 3: Well, everyone starts doing that. But usually the next step

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Speaker 3: that's fine. Is then they go, I gotta do a

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Speaker 2: Oh they say they're gonna do a sneaky stop. Okay,

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Speaker 2: go I think I gotta do a sneaky step. What

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Speaker 2: could be very advanceive if I say, like stomping you now,

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Speaker 2: and then I say, eh, maybe no stop, yeah maybe not,

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Speaker 2: but then I do, but then I actually do it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And that's what I was getting at, is the

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Speaker 3: level of psychological warfare that you start to reach. But

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Speaker 3: the fast mice are mentally fast as well. Yeah, anyway

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Speaker 3: they're unionizing.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, I'm their boss as well, which I

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Speaker 2: didn't even know. Welcome to.

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Speaker 3: My handbook, what hand But it's a show.

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Speaker 2: I do it with my friend.

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Speaker 3: We make people aware of what's happening in the businessue show,

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Speaker 3: and we are joined as always by our producer. Some

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Speaker 3: people love them, some people hate them, but most people

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Speaker 3: like me, don't feel strongly one way or the other.

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Speaker 1: Hello, everyone, it's me Chef Kevin. Thank you and thanks

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Speaker 1: for trying. Thanks for your patience everyone.

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Speaker 2: Haircut haircut Man fresh Cut.

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Speaker 1: Kind of a little story about my personal life. Place

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Speaker 1: where I get a haircut is very close to where

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Speaker 1: our friend Matt Appadaca lives. So every time before I

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Speaker 1: get a haircut, I text him, want to get lunch.

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Speaker 1: It's time for me to get a haircut. And he's like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Where do you have lunch? A little spot called okay,

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Speaker 2: and you've docked Matt Appadeca.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe a little spot called.

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Speaker 2: That's going to be that's going to be deleted. But

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Speaker 2: It's great for me gets my subs up because they

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Speaker 3: Carrie Kevin is gonna sloppy ass Kevin is gonna go. Oh,

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Speaker 3: let me just triangulate his location. Here's a restaurant nearby.

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Speaker 3: You know, it's by the haircut store. So you just

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Speaker 3: Well and just and also just stand near the restaurant

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Speaker 2: That's basically Mario should be paying rent there at this point.

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Speaker 3: Sir Mario. And then I just walk over, knock, knock, knock.

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Speaker 3: How'd you know? It was? Well?

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Speaker 2: Oh, oh, what are you feeding me in ice?

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Speaker 2: But I al e to tall bread. Do we want

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Speaker 2: to do with special show? Yes? Please, yeah, up to

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Speaker 2: you know, I'll do whatever. Like I said, I'm easy,

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Speaker 2: I said from the very beginning, I'm fine to do it.

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Speaker 2: I'm fine to just hang. My mouth hurts today. What happened?

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Speaker 3: I get these and I'm sure I've talked about it

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Speaker 3: a lot. I get these little uh, these canker sores,

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Speaker 3: Oh, not good for talking, not good for eating, dang,

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Speaker 3: really only good for holding still. If that so, if

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Speaker 2: Well, we have a good version where like we're gonna

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Speaker 2: the special show great, and then we'll get to you'll

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Speaker 2: have like nice recovery time for it to like just

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Speaker 2: audibly heal up on Mike from the talking. You talk

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Speaker 3: Sweetest sound in the world.

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Speaker 2: Mm hmm, I hear that. Ah, that's brisk.

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Speaker 3: Maybe mm hmm.

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Speaker 2: Kevin, right, what do you have to show me today?

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Speaker 2: Look at this guy? What's he doing that?

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Speaker 1: This is Tom Cruise and a little picture called Topcunt,

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Speaker 1: top Gun Maverick.

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Speaker 3: Let me take it again.

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Speaker 1: This is Tom Cruise and a little This is Tom

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Speaker 3: Okay, Mark, actually Maverick reporting for war. Tom works really

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Speaker 3: like it's not as casual to call someone top cunt,

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Speaker 2: So let me hear more about this man, please, motorcycle man?

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Speaker 2: All right, and actually tell people what's happening during the thing. Again,

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Speaker 2: I always have to establish this. Yes, you get lost

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Speaker 2: in the sauce. Every time you play the teaser, you

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Speaker 2: become lost in the sauce.

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Speaker 1: It's so mesmerizing.

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Speaker 2: So actually staying focused, doing mindfulness, telling the people that

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Speaker 1: Okay, the first shot we see is Tom Cruise on motorcycle.

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Speaker 1: He's smiling and this is like one of those like

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Speaker 2: Here we go. You're you call the still image of

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Speaker 3: Did they say here we go? That was me?

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Speaker 2: Maybe they did too, They should say that.

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Speaker 3: I think they might have.

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Speaker 2: Wow, you both said here we go at the same time. Okay, Wow,

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Speaker 2: that's so awesome.

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Speaker 1: So we see a jet coming down, it's going so

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Speaker 3: What do we have here here. I thought we were

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Speaker 2: This here's bag man hang man.

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Speaker 3: Whatever the whole kind of mission is this bang Man?

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Speaker 2: It should have gone this year's bag man Hangman.

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Speaker 3: No bang man, Yes, shooting him, this year's pac Man.

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Speaker 1: So that was a bunch of people playing billiards and.

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Speaker 2: This here's pac man.

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Speaker 2: And now it cuts rack Man squeezes prack Man his e.

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Speaker 3: He squeezes out. No, no, stop that, No, stop, don't

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Speaker 2: Make me.

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Speaker 3: I will make you if I have to. You're not

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Speaker 3: The rules? Here's the rule book. Okay, be ashamed. If

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Speaker 1: And now we see a guy in a jet going

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Speaker 3: Everyone here is the best there is the hell impossible.

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Speaker 3: Everybody here's the best there is. Most of them have

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Speaker 2: Was wrong, and they also just showed up, so probably

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Speaker 2: these people have probably never even been in the plane before.

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Speaker 2: Where do you like practice this with a jet you

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Speaker 3: What are they gonna teach us?

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Speaker 2: There's no jet at home in your little town that

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Speaker 2: you fly around. Please play it. Promote the companies, please.

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Speaker 2: These companies all worked Pete so hard.

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Speaker 1: It was sky Dance and was it Paramount was the

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Speaker 3: It's harder to make a movie than ever, and you're

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Speaker 3: like not giving the companies the exposure that they need

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Speaker 3: to be allowed to fund. What if one of our

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Speaker 3: know like sky Dance, you know is a place that

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Speaker 1: What's this logo? This looks like a big Is it

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Speaker 1: like Lightning?

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Speaker 2: Double Lightning?

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Speaker 1: Okay, so it's Paramount Double Lightning Productions and sky Dance.

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Speaker 3: Captain Pete Maverick.

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Speaker 2: Mitchell, Pete Maverick, Pete Maverick, Mitchell.

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Speaker 1: Pete Maverick walk over to a motorcycle that was covered up,

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Speaker 2: Then we get here playing.

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Speaker 3: That, and they take off, and he goes, remember, please,

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Speaker 3: I would see the fucking gun.

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Speaker 1: Then it looks like it like protected another oncoming missile.

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Speaker 3: even him about Tom Cruise. Hasn't seen it before?

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Speaker 2: Teller is he supposed to be Goose Junior? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: and that's what happens when you're someone's kid. That's just mustache.

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Speaker 3: As he grew his father's mustache before him.

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Speaker 1: He's about to fly through a very narrow gap under

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Speaker 2: Put to Kevin, my dad believed in you.

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to make the same mistake.

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Speaker 2: That's so it's clearly him. That's so funny.

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Speaker 3: My dad believed in you.

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Speaker 2: Who's Sue's schime year go Tom Cruise.

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Speaker 3: So I was not coming back from this. Those are

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Speaker 1: They're playing beach volleyball.

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Speaker 2: No, I think they're playing beach football. Now go back.

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Speaker 2: There was no net rugby.

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Speaker 3: I was not coming back from this.

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Speaker 2: There's a stop pause.

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Speaker 3: Yes it's beach football they're holding and yeah it's an

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Speaker 2: You know it's twenty twenty one, not when, not obviously

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Speaker 3: Is Tom playing football with them?

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Speaker 3: Does Tom play football with them? Do we think?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 3: He suits up and plays beach football with all the

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Speaker 2: I think he does. I think you think he's still

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Speaker 3: I don't. I can't tell if I see him because

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Speaker 3: It's totally possible that it's It's like, yes, I still

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Speaker 1: A bunch of missiles, one of the jets exploding in

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Speaker 3: It looks like they don't have the lady from the

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Speaker 3: first one. Who'd they have? Jennifer Connelly?

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Speaker 2: Is that yeah?

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Speaker 3: Mm hmm, thank got her?

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Speaker 1: Never forgive yourself, no turning back now.

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Speaker 2: A big fight about to go off.

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Speaker 3: I haven't any yet. He split the cheeks again.

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Speaker 2: When I was in high school, I guess I remember

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Speaker 2: referring to Jennifer Connelly, he said, you know what I

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Speaker 3: Damn he is who were you hanging out with?

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Speaker 2: And I was like, his name is Gray Gray?

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Speaker 3: Okay, sounds like Gray is a little focused on anatomy. Wow.

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Speaker 2: So they were flying this stuff around, huh And there's more.

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Speaker 1: Let's see.

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Speaker 2: Upside down mode top Gun Mayverick, Top Gun Maverick, only

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Speaker 3: Top Gun Maverick, Top Gun Maverick.

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Speaker 2: What if now they've narrowed it down to this movie

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Speaker 2: has been delayed many times? So what it said like

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Speaker 3: Because so the date that they're giving is like at

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Speaker 3: This should they have the old dates too?

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Speaker 2: They shouldn't. All they have all the old dates, they

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Speaker 2: So crazy like that would happen.

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Speaker 3: I'm happy they waited because I wouldn't have seen Happy

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Speaker 2: Okay, so he won't do a podcast with this friend,

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Speaker 2: but he would go see a movie in the theater.

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Speaker 3: Well, I don't know when does it come out? I

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Speaker 2: Did you see that everyone was talking about h in

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Speaker 3: No, I didn't.

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Speaker 2: With the appearance of Paul Rudd on Conan O'Brien, need's

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Speaker 2: now I was like, oh, they're recording again. I guess

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Speaker 3: During the very long, sort of protracted scene we caused,

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Can we say it's a joke you think and just

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Speaker 3: Were kidding, you thought that was real?

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Speaker 1: Probably get away with that.

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Speaker 3: Maybe, Yeah, I don't know. This is gonna be a

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Speaker 1: Kevin, was your favorite part do you guys want to

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Speaker 1: see uh something?

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Speaker 2: What was your favorite part of.

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Speaker 1: The trailer of the teaser? Probably when Pete was racing

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Speaker 1: let me show you a little gift that uh Leah

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Speaker 2: Kind of like my top LEAs street a little top.

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Speaker 1: Gun Maverick for for me too.

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Speaker 2: One sec.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, don't have it near you, go get it. I'll

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's riding a little bike.

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Speaker 3: With a basket. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Wow. He screamed across the frame on his little bike.

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Speaker 2: And so that is what you have, is an indoor,

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Speaker 3: That makes sense because when I first got in the Zoom,

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