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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of the Foodsighters. Friend.

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Speaker 1: I think I only know one song by them? You

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Speaker 1: only know one? No, you don't fucking one food Fighters song? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Which one? At least off the top? I had? The

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Speaker 1: only one was a good down? But what about there

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Speaker 1: goes my Hero? I did not know that was? Okay?

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Speaker 1: How about that sounds that seems like it should be

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Speaker 1: like a Chris Daughtry song based guys Varsity Blues man,

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Speaker 1: I remember that Varsity Blues, that movie, like they blew

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Speaker 1: it out with that song, and I remember it sucked

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Speaker 1: me up. I was like, you know, like, let's run

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Speaker 1: the option play and I'm calling you hit him, hit him?

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Speaker 1: So you are a Food Fighters fan? I like the

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Speaker 1: Food Fighters? Yeah, I mean I don't. I don't. I've

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Speaker 1: never bought an album. But I like Dave Grohl, like

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Speaker 1: because I was a huge Nirvana fan and I think

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Speaker 1: he's like a fucking fantastic rock drummer and very underrated

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Speaker 1: as a musician in rock, and like produce like people

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Speaker 1: don't produce a ton of ship too, like that early

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Speaker 1: Queens of the Stone age shit, that's right, But like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I have I just have I have

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Speaker 1: respect for the food. But also like one of my

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Speaker 1: homeboys sisters is married to dave girl. Oh really yeah,

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Speaker 1: foo fighters ain't nothing to funk with. Hasn't done that?

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Speaker 1: Is that something from the thirties six chambers? It's the

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Speaker 1: food alright? Uh? Alright, tan foo? Uh? What's trending? A

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Speaker 1: bunch of n C double A basketball stuff? Weirdly, I

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Speaker 1: was noticing that so Oral Roberts was the top trending

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Speaker 1: story from yesterday because they are a fifteen seed that

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Speaker 1: made it into the Sweet sixteen, a lot of fun

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Speaker 1: to watch. They have the leading score in the nation

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Speaker 1: from the regular season on their team, which yeah, for

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Speaker 1: whatever reason, like the leading score in college basketball is

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Speaker 1: never like something that you see a lot of in

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Speaker 1: the in the tournament. And then they got this other

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Speaker 1: dude whose name is like close to O'Bannon, uh, but

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Speaker 1: he's the third O'Bannon brother, but his name is slightly different.

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Speaker 1: But so the number one story underneath that trend on Google.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know if this is a function of

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Speaker 1: Google trends and how it's pulling stories, but it is,

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Speaker 1: uh that were all Roberts glorifies God by making it

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Speaker 1: to the Sweet sixteen, and then the number uh five

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Speaker 1: story trending ESTI is Baylor because they just look fucking terrifying.

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Speaker 1: They look really good. The first story under that is

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Speaker 1: that they're one of the reserves on their team plays

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Speaker 1: for Jesus. So I don't know where. Maybe it's just

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Speaker 1: because n C double a basketball in the March Madness

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Speaker 1: Tournament is such like just red meat Americana that it

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Speaker 1: just overlaps with I mean, you also want to know

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Speaker 1: about which one of these boys loves Jesus. We pod

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Speaker 1: for Christ, you know what I mean? I mean, we

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Speaker 1: should men, that's the secret of this show. They say, hey,

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Speaker 1: how do you stay off the charts? I'm always pointing

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Speaker 1: to the sky after every joke. How do you how

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Speaker 1: do you not emerge on the news charts? What's your secret?

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Speaker 1: I say, podding for Christ? Baby, Well we do. We're

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Speaker 1: speaking to something deeper. It's not He can't be measured

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Speaker 1: by apples on godly charts, you know, I mean going

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Speaker 1: off the strength of the Spirit. And if you ask

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Speaker 1: me why I'm so nasty from three, well that's because

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Speaker 1: I believe in the Trinity, the Father, the Son, and

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Speaker 1: the Holy Spirit. You know what I mean. And that's

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Speaker 1: that's how I keep that JA wetter than the fucking

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Speaker 1: loaves and fishes that Jesus multiplied. M hmm. The Trinity,

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Speaker 1: I think, isn't that mostly a Catholic triune God. I

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Speaker 1: mean everyone has the concept of I feel like that.

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Speaker 1: Oh maybe I don't know. I heard about the triun

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Speaker 1: God at Lutheran school too. I just I respect the

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Speaker 1: fact that Catholics never, like, are never those people who

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Speaker 1: are out there being like, yeah, praised, praised to the Pope,

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Speaker 1: praise to uh too much guilt, y'all. Y'all frontloaded the guilt.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, it's not fun dark. I don't know how

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Speaker 1: this happened. I definitely don't deserve it. The team must

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Speaker 1: have done something to pick up you know. It's probably

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Speaker 1: I'll probably get my punishment on the other side anyway,

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Speaker 1: because it's not possible that if we win the title,

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Speaker 1: it will be some sort of long morality play in

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Speaker 1: which I, yeah, that's like a high school like getting

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Speaker 1: getting high for the first time with the Catholic team.

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Speaker 1: I was like, Bro, the vibes are really bad with you.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Oh yeah, yeah, that's why I'm sure that's

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Speaker 1: at least partially responsible for all the panic attacks. One

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Speaker 1: kid thought his dad was gonna find us. Yeah, he's like,

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Speaker 1: my dad's gonna find What the funk are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Like a different part of town? And unless you have

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Speaker 1: you're telling him an address, they're not gonna then. Uh,

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Speaker 1: police helicopter flew over and he said, he said it's

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Speaker 1: That's not for you. Oh man, they're gonna get me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: shout out to that dude I identify. Did you watch

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Speaker 1: any March Madness basketball? Watch a little bit of bruin?

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Speaker 1: So watch a little bit of that pack twelve Uh

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Speaker 1: teams from the West Coast are playing out of their mind.

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Speaker 1: I mean we got Abilene Christian Wildcats in a few

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Speaker 1: that goes. But you know, I'm just I don't I'm

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Speaker 1: and like it's a close one. Yeah, just I'll be

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Speaker 1: like because there is nothing more like there is no

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Speaker 1: greater sports high than watching like the last couple of

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Speaker 1: rivals the Olympics in terms of like people going out

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Speaker 1: of body to just yeah, get it done. It's something else.

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Speaker 1: Yeah and then yeah, and just from a like it,

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Speaker 1: it's a shame that it's like what's happened to college basketball,

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Speaker 1: where like the level is dropped because there's just better

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Speaker 1: double A is a horrible institution. Um yeah, but it's

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Speaker 1: like really cool to like have all these divisional teams

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Speaker 1: with this one, the Pack twelve, who nobody was talking

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Speaker 1: about heading into the tournament is now undefeated. Like all

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Speaker 1: these teams that were playing each other, people are just like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: to be an upset pick. I did I like a

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Speaker 1: five twelve. I wouldn't look I would have done that

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Speaker 1: off the strength of my loyalty to you, Jack, I

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Speaker 1: would have sucked my whole bracket up. Picture. All my

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Speaker 1: brackets are busted. Yeah, right away. Crispy cream is trending. Well,

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Speaker 1: what's going on, dude? If you get vaccinated, pull up

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Speaker 1: with your very easy to forge a piece of paper

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Speaker 1: and they will give you a free donut And you

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Speaker 1: then we're not meeting it all the time quite yet. Um,

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Speaker 1: so you know, if you can get that vaccination, get it.

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Speaker 1: And I think you know, many places are rapidly expanding

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Speaker 1: who's eligible. Unfortunately, for you know, Jack, you and I

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Speaker 1: in the very last group. So yeah, actually waiting Unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: uh from all the weed smoking I do and uh gaming,

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Speaker 1: I have asthma, So you know I'm gonna try and

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Speaker 1: use that touch. You have game induced asthmas gaming. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know this damned sedentary lifestyle and uh all the

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Speaker 1: weed I smoke. Um alright, fine, alright, man, just shut up.

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Speaker 1: Elgin Baylor is trending. R I P two great great

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Speaker 1: of eight eight. Yeah, my favorite number two twenty two.

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Speaker 1: Also his day, his birthday is the day after mine.

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Speaker 1: Baylor was one of those like hitting my brain. He

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Speaker 1: Like that's my favorite number. You're like, how come nobody

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Speaker 1: who's elk who Elgin Baylor? Uh? Yeah, it's well the

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Speaker 1: one of the wild things too. Is not one NBA championship. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they don't give him a chip for playing for a

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Speaker 1: It's the difference between your playoff run. Like the nine

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Speaker 1: of uh. Speaking of injuries and the NBA Lebron with

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Speaker 1: after being like just the dead on, like a lock

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Speaker 1: for Rookie of the Year. He was like top two

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Speaker 1: just he was bawling out of his book, The Lebro

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Speaker 1: The Lebron Things suck man, because that's that's just never never. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And but also like I don't know how that was

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Speaker 1: just a high angle sprain. That's that's another testament to

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Speaker 1: just like you watch your like that's a snapped off

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Speaker 1: like they're saying three to four weeks bad news for

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Speaker 1: the Lakers because things are pretty tight. I think they're

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Speaker 1: we need a lot of people to figure it out

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Speaker 1: fun sports comedy film. This is like league. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: He's the best game show host we've ever had. Might

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Speaker 1: tomorrow with the whole last episode of the show. Until then,

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Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, don't

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Speaker 1: do nothing about white supremacy, and we'll touch out tomorrow.

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