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Speaker 1: racist mostly money mary stuff I can't tell me. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the

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Speaker 1: black conspiracy theories. We finally work to prove what actually

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Speaker 1: happened to the skin around are spears eyes? You got

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Speaker 1: He was like, Hey, looks like if I could just

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Speaker 1: impersonate the greatest rappers in our generation. He was like,

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Speaker 1: And we introduced ourselves. I'm one of your host Langston Curtman,

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Speaker 1: David Born. We have a phenomenal guest today. He's hilarious,

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Speaker 1: so talented. You've seen it. You've seen his work all

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Speaker 1: it up for our guests, Mr Curtis Cool, Hey, what's

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Speaker 1: up everybody? What up? Dog? All right? We can't we

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Speaker 1: can't bullshit for too long because because Curtis, you came

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Speaker 1: If I must say this is this is an exciting

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Speaker 1: been in a part of conspiracy theories of the past.

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Speaker 1: But you said, my mama told me white people are

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Speaker 1: purposely making milk and dairy products more dangerous for people

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Speaker 1: of color. Yeah, tell us more, tell us everything. You know. Well,

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Speaker 1: you know, I got hit up to do this podcast

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Speaker 1: about conspiracy theories, and I was like fuck. And so

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Speaker 1: Because you know that black farmers get priced out and

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Speaker 1: all cross like the Agricultural Board. I think it's all

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Speaker 1: people they approved. Yeah, that that makes a lot of

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Speaker 1: Got Milk commercial. No, not one ever? Really, one more

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Speaker 1: a Polish guy. But in my day. Okay, so Curtis

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Speaker 1: You can't see it. So you're drinking a milk with

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Speaker 1: Big Dairy is being infiltrated by the White Devil, and

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Speaker 1: But the question that remains is why are they still

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Speaker 1: the people who love the milk are the mutants. Yeah,

423
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Speaker 1: mut big titties, which I'm not mad at. You can

424
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Speaker 1: do some evil ship and still give good big titties.

425
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 1: I am not mad at that. It's one of the

426
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,879
Speaker 1: better things we got going for the sense of people.

427
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Speaker 1: All Right, we're gonna take a break. We'll be back

428
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Speaker 1: when more Cardis Coo get more, my mama told me,

429
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:11,920
Speaker 1: And we are that peoples the words. So we wish

430
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 1: that they had curbside service at Applebee's. Yeah, we're back

431
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 1: here where more Curtis could more. And my mama told me,

432
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 1: we're still talking about the possibility that milk is damaging bodies.

433
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:27,160
Speaker 1: It's not doing bodies good except for them big old titties.

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Speaker 1: Let me ask you this, So you said that you

435
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 1: think something more sinister could be happening. Do you have

436
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 1: any theories as to what that sinister possibility could be

437
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 1: that now that you're now that you've gone into which

438
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 1: now I'm just want to come back on this podcast

439
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 1: and say random ship so that you can educate me

440
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 1: on it the next two days. A great job like this,

441
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 1: Like now it feels like all the other agricultural things

442
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 1: where it's all subsidized. But like if we know that,

443
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 1: it's like corn, to my not edge is just kind

444
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 1: of neutral, right, Like they subsidize corn and you eat

445
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 1: it and nothing happens. But if milk is hurting people,

446
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 1: then I then what's the reason? There has to be

447
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 1: some sinister reason to fund it? I mean they add

448
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 1: is it? Is it a major additive? Like the way

449
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 1: in the corn and sugar because you've got those sugar

450
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 1: brothers down Florida. Oh it's just like beat sugar beet

451
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 1: and ship. Yeah, Like is it? Do? They add it

452
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 1: to a lot of things? So I think where this

453
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Speaker 1: and this this article that I read, I think is

454
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Speaker 1: this little snippet from it is going to be a

455
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:37,040
Speaker 1: great articulation of what's happening. But you know, I talked

456
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Speaker 1: about the fact that the government is still telling you

457
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Speaker 1: three servings of milk a day is gonna do your

458
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Speaker 1: body good. But they said that at the core of it,

459
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 1: rich people can afford to ignore federal federal regulations like this,

460
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 1: right that, Like, if you have enough money and enough resources,

461
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 1: who the funk cares what the government recommends for you

462
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 1: to eat or drink, You do what you want. However,

463
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 1: if you are a poor person, it says that these

464
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 1: recommendations actually quote unquote determine which agricultural sectors benefit from

465
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 1: taxpayer funded nutrition campaigns and how the billions of dollars

466
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Speaker 1: in federal food aid flow each year. Because focus on

467
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 1: right exactly, it's in every single public school. Yeah, and

468
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 1: so they're adding it to these like bag lunches that

469
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:34,200
Speaker 1: they give us, like government subsidized recommendations for kids because yeah,

470
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,680
Speaker 1: we got a bunch of farmers they made the milk.

471
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 1: Nobody's drinking this ship, and we gotta fucking unloaded so

472
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 1: that the value doesn't drop, so we give it to

473
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 1: the kids. So they are poisoning people. They're just not

474
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 1: doing anything chemical. They're just yeah, they're just giving you

475
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:55,280
Speaker 1: the thing that's already killing you. That's that's that feels

476
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 1: more normal, but still terrible. Yeah, that was That's something

477
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 1: worse than getting well. Sorry, boys, it gets worse. So

478
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 1: I read this mother Jones article that talks about a

479
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 1: study where they found that calcium deficiency is not nearly

480
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 1: as common as doctors would have you believe in that

481
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:18,480
Speaker 1: even the reduced diet of calcium, a reduced diet of

482
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 1: calcium rather, would not begin to show effects until many

483
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 1: years down the line. Basically, we should be drinking way

484
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 1: less milk than anyone has ever suggested to us, period.

485
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 1: And even if we drink zero milk, we're not actually

486
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 1: doing our bones a bad thing the way they try

487
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 1: to tell us. Damn, of course, God damn. Here's another question.

488
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 1: Do they make you drink milk in prison? I don't

489
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 1: know that they make you, but I bet you they

490
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 1: make it part of like the options available, because just

491
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 1: another large institution where all that you know what I mean,

492
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 1: it's another large consumer where you're like, oh, yeah, of

493
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 1: course if they're pushing a ton of it on you know, man,

494
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:08,239
Speaker 1: this ship is bad. Yeah, dog, they're they're truly just

495
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 1: getting people to drink some ship that they know isn't

496
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Speaker 1: necessarily good for them at best I looked. I'm not

497
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 1: gonna say like I'm an expert on this. I looked

498
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:22,880
Speaker 1: it up this article from But in addition to serving

499
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 1: milk and prisons, they also have prisons that operate as dairies.

500
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 1: So flave labor is producing the milk that is poisoning

501
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 1: children that are more likely to go to prison because

502
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 1: of their economic status. God damn, it's the milk to

503
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 1: milk pipeline. I gotta get to the bottom of this.

504
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 1: Somebody google does milk make titties? Does milk fill up

505
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 1: them titties? Uh? Since hormones affect breast size in humans,

506
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 1: so of people are under the impression that drenklins with

507
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 1: darny melk is a good way to enlarge press. Not true.

508
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 1: It will not in christy size according Yeah, but who

509
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:10,240
Speaker 1: wrote that? That's the question you gotta ask yourself. Health

510
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 1: fine owned by the man. Yeah, they don't sound legitimate.

511
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 1: Health fine is an option to the n r A.

512
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 1: Everybody knows that. I think you gotta look this up

513
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 1: on titties dot com and find out if if that

514
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 1: they only let you see so many websites, Yeah, so

515
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 1: many pages before they hit you behind a wall. Yeah,

516
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna pay for it again, that's fair.

517
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 1: One of the things that I also found is that

518
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 1: this is what makes the the government sort of like

519
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:43,960
Speaker 1: recommendations so crazy, is that they're also fully aware. And

520
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 1: this is a true statistic that more than sixty five

521
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 1: per cent of the world's population is laxose intolerant. So

522
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:56,800
Speaker 1: sixty five percent, more than half of the world's population

523
00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:00,880
Speaker 1: is laxose intolerant. But the question that's Bill stands is

524
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:04,960
Speaker 1: how many of those lactose intolerant people can't afford to

525
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 1: ignore government regulations. I well, I feel like outside of

526
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 1: are are poor people outside of like institutional type places

527
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 1: really relying on government? What do you call government standards

528
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 1: for for nutrition? Like I understand it at schools or prisons,

529
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,920
Speaker 1: but are our poor people at home? Like the government

530
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 1: says you have to drink three glasses of milk today,

531
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Speaker 1: Like I don't think that. I feel like that would

532
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 1: not I don't. I don't think it would affect the

533
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:42,760
Speaker 1: spending habits of the general. But like you heard old people,

534
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 1: not old people, that's not fair, but like forty year

535
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:48,719
Speaker 1: olds and up, like we talk about remembering when they

536
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 1: thought eating bread was good for them because it was

537
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 1: the base of the pyramid. They were like, I think

538
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:57,399
Speaker 1: to that point, it's not so much that people are

539
00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:00,120
Speaker 1: like looking to the government for the exact way a

540
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,839
Speaker 1: to eat and drink, but it's more of what they

541
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:06,799
Speaker 1: actually make available as resources. It's similar to the way

542
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 1: that like with fucking food stamps, right, there are certain

543
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 1: things you can buy with food stamps, there are certain

544
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:16,360
Speaker 1: things you can't, and when they cut off the can't

545
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 1: it it's sometimes will affect what you can put in

546
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 1: your diet and subsequently how your body handles everything else.

547
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 1: So it's like this long, tricky game where it's like

548
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 1: they tell you oats milk is too fancy for your

549
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:36,319
Speaker 1: poor taste buds. You just gotta stick with regular dairy. Subsequently,

550
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 1: now your tumors are huge and your titties too. Yeah,

551
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 1: because I've tried to have you ever tried to use

552
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 1: EBT and a whole foods, They look at you like

553
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:48,800
Speaker 1: you're trying to steal, which that's why I would double

554
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:54,399
Speaker 1: down and go there seriously suck my dick. Yeah, it's cool,

555
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,880
Speaker 1: like it it's just something I can't go to the

556
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,799
Speaker 1: hot bar, but I was stealing from there. Anyways. Yeah,

557
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 1: but that's again, that's crazy. You can't go to the

558
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 1: fucking hot bar with E B T because they're like, nah,

559
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 1: you don't deserve heating sandwiches. There's no way they're not

560
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:16,319
Speaker 1: telling people they can't have a fancier milk and then

561
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 1: even more striate egic even if you don't know that

562
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 1: you want to fancy or milk, they're making the fancier

563
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 1: milks more expensive and therefore out of the reach of

564
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:29,719
Speaker 1: the people that might want to care about themselves Differently,

565
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,879
Speaker 1: should they know that that's an option? And I don't

566
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 1: buy it, but it's milk. I feel like milk is

567
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 1: family cheap, right, I know the milk is so big. Yeah, no,

568
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 1: it's it's still it's still cheapest. Fucking part of what

569
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 1: they're saying is like they there's an overpopulation and an overproduction,

570
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:51,439
Speaker 1: overpopulation of cows and an overproduction of milk every year,

571
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 1: and these giant corporations like Dean are still relying on

572
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 1: the sale of this milk, and so they're just gonna

573
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,759
Speaker 1: keep pushing it even though they know the ship ain't

574
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:06,319
Speaker 1: good for us. So what is like so if now

575
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 1: so like with everything else, is this is this like

576
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:15,400
Speaker 1: mass negligence or is this or has your research lets anything?

577
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:17,319
Speaker 1: They let you know that this is purposeful. Because if

578
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 1: we know that keeping dairy is bad for every environmental metric,

579
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:23,760
Speaker 1: and we know that the milk is going to waste,

580
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,080
Speaker 1: and we know that it's poisoning everybody who drinks it,

581
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 1: why are they getting millions of dollars and subsidies. Is

582
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:30,920
Speaker 1: it that nobody can do their job, or is that

583
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 1: they actively want to poison people? I wonder if it's

584
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 1: more of a good old boys type club, just like

585
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 1: the farmers that go back forever. That's how it. He's

586
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 1: with corn, seems to be with sugar as well, right,

587
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 1: but even with what you said about the sweetening, like

588
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 1: corn goes into like there seems to be useless for

589
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,960
Speaker 1: it that milk doesn't have. But I I don't think

590
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 1: it's that different than fucking big oil. Right. It's like

591
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 1: we know that that ship ain't the way we're supposed

592
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,800
Speaker 1: to be moving, but a whole bunch of people's jobs

593
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:03,239
Speaker 1: and money relies on it continuing. And what am I

594
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 1: gonna do? Not be an oil man anymore? I invested

595
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 1: my whole life. Is that you don't give your baby

596
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:13,359
Speaker 1: oil to like like it's side, you don't, that's true,

597
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:16,359
Speaker 1: I don't want to do worse things with oil. Then

598
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:20,279
Speaker 1: give then feed it directly. I'd be healthier if they

599
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 1: just fed us down our gullets instead they like spew

600
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:28,799
Speaker 1: it into the air. But here's here's my question with

601
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:32,319
Speaker 1: all this is like, if this is what the case

602
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 1: is with milk, then wouldn't black people being largely lactose

603
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:40,319
Speaker 1: intolerant be more of a like it does. If this

604
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 1: is what the case is, then it's not fucking us no,

605
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 1: But then doesn't it go to the Then doesn't it

606
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 1: do that loop where like in theory evolutionarily we would

607
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:51,719
Speaker 1: be on the plus side because we're not working with it.

608
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 1: But because of the systemic racism that keeps people in poverty,

609
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:57,840
Speaker 1: you have to drink milk because it's subsidized by the government,

610
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:00,480
Speaker 1: and then it's poison for you. So that evolution gets

611
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 1: built into the system that gives you something that's actively

612
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,399
Speaker 1: worse for you than anybody else. So it goes back

613
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 1: to like the tales old as time, it's just simply

614
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 1: that they don't care. Yes, And I think even crazier.

615
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:16,160
Speaker 1: If you're a poor person, you may not even know

616
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 1: that your lactose and TYLERI you might just be like, yo,

617
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 1: sometimes my tummy hurts. I don't know why, but lunch

618
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:27,319
Speaker 1: is free. What the fun do you want from me? No,

619
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:30,439
Speaker 1: you would never question it, right, you would never question

620
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,919
Speaker 1: I never questioned it. In school, I drank so many chalk.

621
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:34,799
Speaker 1: I didn't war milk. Now that I'm thinking about, I've

622
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 1: drank war milk in school than anywhere else in my life.

623
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:42,400
Speaker 1: I would said the same, like, no question ye, Like, well, well, boys,

624
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 1: it didn't end well because he damn. I really I

625
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,320
Speaker 1: thought this was gonna be a silly, little fun time.

626
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,839
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't even think. I don't even

627
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:53,439
Speaker 1: think there's a lot of merits to this. It will

628
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:55,879
Speaker 1: be a riffin and having fun. And now I'm sad.

629
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:02,360
Speaker 1: Titty talk though a of fun teddy talk. This is great. Curtis,

630
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,319
Speaker 1: could you tell the people where they could find you

631
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 1: and what cool ship you have going on? Oh man,

632
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:10,720
Speaker 1: you can find me at at Curtis Cook Comedy on Instagram,

633
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 1: and you can watch This Fool on Hulu Star and

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Speaker 1: Chris Ostrata. You can also watch American Dad on TBS.

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Speaker 1: it's always on TBS. Yeah, just watch a nice cool

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Speaker 1: glass of milk. Yeah, well, follow Curtis and and watching

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Speaker 1: I don't know what date this comes out, but September fifteenth.

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Speaker 1: I would love for you to come and see me

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Speaker 1: to his He has expressively said that he's not coming

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Speaker 1: drink anymore. Yeah, stay off the milk and and go

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Speaker 1: to go to David's show. It's gonna be fucking phenomenal.

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Speaker 1: And if you don't go to David's show, come to

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Speaker 1: mind September that lyric hyperion. I would love to see you,

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Speaker 1: and then come to Faded Comedy the next day. And

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Speaker 1: then in the nineteen of September you can see me

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Speaker 1: in New York at City Winery. I'll be I'll be

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Speaker 1: doing some ship there and as always, if you want

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Speaker 1: to send us your drops, your conspiracy theories, your your

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Speaker 1: opinions about the dairy community, you can send them to

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Speaker 1: my Mama pod at gmail dot com. We would love

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Speaker 1: to hear from you. And that's it, Okay, bye, bitch,

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