WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "Weasel Word" Mail Bag

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<v Speaker 1>Cut booms.

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<v Speaker 2>If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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<v Speaker 2>a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants

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<v Speaker 2>of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He

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<v Speaker 2>treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the

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<v Speaker 2>rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to clearinghouse of

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<v Speaker 2>hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour

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<v Speaker 2>with Ben Maller starts right now in.

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<v Speaker 3>The air ev rewhere the Fifth Hour be Ben Malor

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<v Speaker 3>as we hang out together on this Sunday, the final

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<v Speaker 3>Sunday of the NFL.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a couple of games on Saturday and the

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<v Speaker 1>full card. Today we have the mail Bag coming up.

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<v Speaker 1>If you would like to send a letter in to

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<v Speaker 1>a future edition of the mail Bag, you can do

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<v Speaker 1>that care of Real Fifth Hour at gmail dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>That's Real Fifth Hour at gmail dot com. Would that

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<v Speaker 1>being said, ohio al, please get me in the mood.

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<v Speaker 1>It's in this mail bag. Very good. These are actual

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<v Speaker 1>letters by actual listeners. We have not done the mail

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<v Speaker 1>Bag in a couple of weeks, and we are back

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<v Speaker 1>at it here today. So the first one up from

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<v Speaker 1>Andy from South Carolina Wrights and he says, hey, Ben,

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<v Speaker 1>Are you mourning that this is the last Sunday of

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<v Speaker 1>the NFL regular season? Which is what I just said, Andy,

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<v Speaker 1>but you're not listening because it's a podcast. No, to

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<v Speaker 1>answer to the question, I am not mourning that this

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<v Speaker 1>is the last Sunday of the NFL regular season. I

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<v Speaker 1>have been around a couple of years, and while we

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<v Speaker 1>love the NFL, it's exceptional for business, it's absolutely fantastic

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<v Speaker 1>and all of that, the silly season is also exceptionally

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<v Speaker 1>good and often often just as good, just as good

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<v Speaker 1>because you have the I'm sorry to phrase it, in

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<v Speaker 1>the offseason. No one really loses, right. People think that

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<v Speaker 1>they might their team might be losing, but there's always

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<v Speaker 1>this cock eyed optimism which has always been mind blowing

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<v Speaker 1>to me. So No, and the NFL regular season ends today.

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<v Speaker 1>We have the playoffs, which are fun, right, We like

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<v Speaker 1>the playoffs. Those are always good. There'll be some breath

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<v Speaker 1>taking moments in the playoffs, electrifying games, and there'll be

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of bad games as we navigate our way

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<v Speaker 1>through the playoffs, and some of the takes that we've

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<v Speaker 1>had all year will be validated, which is always fun

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<v Speaker 1>hot take validation, and then we'll slide into the coaching

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<v Speaker 1>mary go round the coaching carousel, as we like to

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<v Speaker 1>call it, and then the NFL combine, and then certain events,

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<v Speaker 1>these pillars of the NFL offseason. So we'll be okay, Andy,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll be fine. And the good news about this being

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<v Speaker 1>the last Sunday in the NFL, you don't have to

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<v Speaker 1>watch the Raiders play or the Jets play, not that

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<v Speaker 1>we watch them play anyway any reasonable person, though any

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<v Speaker 1>reasonable person would say, well, it's good not to have

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<v Speaker 1>to watch, even by chance stumbling onto a Raiders or

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<v Speaker 1>Jets gime. So but thanks for your concern, Andy, I

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate that now there are people that do what I

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<v Speaker 1>do for a living that are not on the same page.

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<v Speaker 1>That they will not know what to do with themselves

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<v Speaker 1>once the NFL winds down, and they'll be scrambling and

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<v Speaker 1>trying to adjust and all of that. But we don't

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<v Speaker 1>have that problem. We don't. Next up on the mail

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<v Speaker 1>bag is Jade, a wingman from just outside Knoxville, Tennessee.

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<v Speaker 1>He says it was a bummer hearing that Big Sexy

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<v Speaker 1>about Big Sexy on the fifth hour, he said, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad that you told the story as it was

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<v Speaker 1>from before my time as a listener. JT says. The

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<v Speaker 1>last several years have brought many great losses to the

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<v Speaker 1>Valord Militia, and you are right, Overnight radio is different.

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<v Speaker 1>JT says. The reason it's a militia is because we

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<v Speaker 1>kind of have a bind together, even if we are

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<v Speaker 1>all from different backgrounds and places. Yeah, that's the magic

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<v Speaker 1>of it, right, We all kind of come together. We

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<v Speaker 1>have one common goal, which is trying to stay awake

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<v Speaker 1>at night and maybe even talk from sports. So the

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<v Speaker 1>email continues from JT. So that being said, what else

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<v Speaker 1>in your life gives you fulfillment like the time you

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<v Speaker 1>spend talking into the microphone, be it live radio or

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<v Speaker 1>a podcast, JT says, For me, even though I spend

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<v Speaker 1>so many hours behind the wheel of a truck, I

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<v Speaker 1>love to get out on my Harley and take on

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<v Speaker 1>the open road, this time taking in God's beauty and

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<v Speaker 1>enjoying the fresh air. That's wonderful. There you go, and

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<v Speaker 1>he says he he says, a great Sunday. Look forward

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<v Speaker 1>to listening to the live show when you return from

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<v Speaker 1>a well deserved break. That's our buddy, JT. The wingman

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<v Speaker 1>who's been to a bunch of Mallard meet and greets

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<v Speaker 1>over the years. Hopefully we'll run into JT at some

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<v Speaker 1>point here in twenty twenty six, with tentative plans to

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<v Speaker 1>have several big Mallard meet and greets all over the place,

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<v Speaker 1>depending on a few other things, but some of these

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<v Speaker 1>will definitely happen, And whether all of them happen, my

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<v Speaker 1>guess is based on past experience. Probably not, because people

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<v Speaker 1>flake and things happen and whatnot. But we will get

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<v Speaker 1>out and about and hang out with you, hopefully JT

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<v Speaker 1>and some of the other guys. As far as what

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<v Speaker 1>gives me fulfillment in my time, I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>there's any one thing. I spend so much of my

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<v Speaker 1>time JT preparing for the radio show or podcasts or

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<v Speaker 1>things like that, so I don't have too much free time.

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<v Speaker 1>I've had a lot of free time the last couple

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<v Speaker 1>of weeks because of limited work, although I've still been

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<v Speaker 1>doing Benny Versus the Penny, which is a labor of love,

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<v Speaker 1>more so this year than in years past. Benny Versus

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<v Speaker 1>the Penny on YouTube you can still watch that. For

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<v Speaker 1>the final Sunday of the NFL regular season, we'll be

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<v Speaker 1>back for the playoffs next week. But I enjoyed looking

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<v Speaker 1>and traveling around. I don't get out on the road

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<v Speaker 1>and drive just to drive. I don't have a Harley.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a Harley guy. JT the Wingman. But I

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<v Speaker 1>do like traveling and seeing new places, and spend a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of time in the last couple weeks catching up

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<v Speaker 1>with some family. So that's been a lot of fun

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<v Speaker 1>and it gives me some level of fulfillment. Ferg Dog

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<v Speaker 1>writes in from the winter wonderland of Fullerton. He says,

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<v Speaker 1>happy New Year, Ben and Danny G. This email might

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<v Speaker 1>seem a little familiar, but last time I sent it,

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<v Speaker 1>Danny G accidentally nuked the podcast, So just act like

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<v Speaker 1>it's the first time you're reading it all. I will

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<v Speaker 1>pretend that I have not seen this email, and hopefully

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<v Speaker 1>this one will actually make the podcast. We'll see stay

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<v Speaker 1>tuned developing hot dot dot dot. Ferg Doog says, you

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<v Speaker 1>were not wrong, Ben, when you go on vacation, I

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<v Speaker 1>go on vacation. The second I hear and sitting in

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<v Speaker 1>for Big Ben in the intro, I immediately turn off

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<v Speaker 1>the radio. I don't even stick around long enough to

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<v Speaker 1>find out who's filling in, Ferg Dog says, like you

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<v Speaker 1>always say, the most valuable thing people have is their time.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not my money, it's your time. He said, h

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<v Speaker 1>this is not money, it's your time. And I choose

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<v Speaker 1>not to spend my free time listening to blank blank

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<v Speaker 1>blank blank. I hope you understand you are free to

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<v Speaker 1>do what you want. For a dog, you are free.

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<v Speaker 1>Although I do think I still get credit, although it's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of weird over the holidays, if people are listening. However,

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<v Speaker 1>I would imagine that if the numbers go down when

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not there, that's not a bad thing, meaning that

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<v Speaker 1>the company knows the value of the person that normally

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<v Speaker 1>hosts the show. But I have no idea how all

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<v Speaker 1>that works, he says. Have you guys heard about this company? Heleon,

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<v Speaker 1>they're great. I get all my Flintstone vitamins from them.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you take a daily vitamin or do you think

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<v Speaker 1>they're a total scam? Says Ferg Dog. Well, even if

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<v Speaker 1>they don't work the way they're exactly designed vitamins. I

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<v Speaker 1>know the placebo effect is a big thing. That there

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<v Speaker 1>are certain vitamins that I take on a semi regular basis.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you want me to go on a long

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<v Speaker 1>rant about vitamins. This is not going to happen right now,

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<v Speaker 1>not today. Maybe next week or the week after. It

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<v Speaker 1>could happen, but not right now, Lucky Tony writes. In

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<v Speaker 1>on the mail bag, he says, Hey, Ben and Danny

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<v Speaker 1>g He says, if me going to blank blank on

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<v Speaker 1>Veronica Leal, I guess that that must be like a

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<v Speaker 1>porn star, right. Can someone help the Bears win it all?

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<v Speaker 1>He says. He says, if blah blah blah blah blah,

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<v Speaker 1>I will take one for the team. Go Bears. And

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<v Speaker 1>he says, what does twenty twenty six have in common

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<v Speaker 1>with twenty twenty five? Lucky Tony ass He says, David

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<v Speaker 1>Veasse can eat a plate of blank? All right, very nice,

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<v Speaker 1>you're one of my favorite Lucky Tony. Happy New Year

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<v Speaker 1>to you, Lucky Tony, outstanding, wonderful. Next up, mail bag, Eddie,

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<v Speaker 1>not that Eddie, not Eddie from Charlotte, not the guy

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<v Speaker 1>that used to work on the show, Eddie from Tampa, writes,

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<v Speaker 1>and he says. Scientists have claimed a new dark matter

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<v Speaker 1>theory that could explain the existence of a hidden universe.

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<v Speaker 1>It says, Ben, can you please give me some insight

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<v Speaker 1>on this. That's from Eddie in Tampa. So I read

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<v Speaker 1>the story. I wonder how much of this is bull

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<v Speaker 1>crap and how much of this is legit. But the

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<v Speaker 1>story said that dark matter, which is a invisible substance

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<v Speaker 1>that makes up for five to six of the universe.

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<v Speaker 1>But until now scientists assumed it was created during the

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<v Speaker 1>Big Bang, but they have now theorized it could have

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<v Speaker 1>very well followed days after the universe again, so like

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<v Speaker 1>there's a second there were two big bangs, bang bang

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<v Speaker 1>like that, you know. And this is a going to

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<v Speaker 1>a University of Texas Austin physicist, So Eddie, the key

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<v Speaker 1>part of this is theorized theorized. That's like me giving

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<v Speaker 1>an opinion. This is a theory on what may or

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<v Speaker 1>may not have happened, the new dark big Bang theory

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<v Speaker 1>and all that. And I continue to go by my

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<v Speaker 1>theory that there is a whole lot of other stuff

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<v Speaker 1>out there, a lot of things out there. Now. My

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<v Speaker 1>belief is a lot of these critters and creatures that

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<v Speaker 1>are flying in the sky at night, and these unidentified

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<v Speaker 1>flying objects are things that are living deep in the oceans.

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<v Speaker 1>That's been my theory, My recent theory. I've had that

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<v Speaker 1>for the last couple of years, actually longer than that,

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<v Speaker 1>longer than that. So there you go. Do they have

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<v Speaker 1>to remake Eddie The Big Bang theory to the Two

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<v Speaker 1>Big Bangs? Sounds like a movie that Lucky Tony would

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<v Speaker 1>watch in his spare of time, The two Big Bang,

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<v Speaker 1>And Lucky Tony's like, well, I'll watch that as long

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<v Speaker 1>as the Bears win the Super Bowl. Reggie from Detroit

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<v Speaker 1>writes in Good to Hear From Reggie, a regular email

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<v Speaker 1>contributor to this podcast. Reggie says, boys, welcome to twenty

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<v Speaker 1>twenty six. I wanted to get your thoughts on no

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<v Speaker 1>Stradamus and his big predictions for the new year. That's

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<v Speaker 1>from Reggie from Motown. I did see this story, Reggie,

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<v Speaker 1>although much like the previous story from Eddie the guy

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<v Speaker 1>from Tampa who sent a story from a professor or

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<v Speaker 1>a psychia psychiatrist, a physicist, there we go, dummy, a

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<v Speaker 1>physicist from the University of Texas talking about two Big Bangs.

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<v Speaker 1>It was that theorized, which is a bit of a

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<v Speaker 1>weasel word, theorized. Well, this story, Reggie about Nostradamus, not

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<v Speaker 1>nostro genus. He lives in Seattle, but no Damas, and

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<v Speaker 1>it says that even though Nostru Damis is known as

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<v Speaker 1>the prophet of doom, that he never explicity explicitly wrote

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<v Speaker 1>predictions for the year twenty twenty six, which is amusing.

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<v Speaker 1>This is in the now full disclosure. Reggie sent me

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<v Speaker 1>a story which is from the New York Post, and

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<v Speaker 1>Reggie sent me the story and he explained that these

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<v Speaker 1>are the big headline here is you know, Nostra Damas

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<v Speaker 1>writes predictions for the year twenty twenty six. However, it

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<v Speaker 1>says in the fine print, if I'm reading this properly

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<v Speaker 1>and it is rather early while we're recording this podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>it says that Nostradamis never explicitly wrote predictions for twenty

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<v Speaker 1>twenty six. However, however, a cousin of but however true

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<v Speaker 1>believers in the bat blank which means bat shit, they

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<v Speaker 1>looked to the number twenty six and they saw the

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<v Speaker 1>following disasters. So this is again much like the previous story.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a theory, a theory Reggie that says we

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<v Speaker 1>are going to have rivers of blood, plagues of bees,

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<v Speaker 1>and death by lightning. Ooh, do do do do do

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<v Speaker 1>do do do Do Do do do do do do

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<v Speaker 1>do Yes. Well, they call them the prophet of doom.

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<v Speaker 1>Are we gonna have rivers of blood? I'm gonna go know.

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<v Speaker 1>Will there be a river that is dyed red? Eh? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Likely around February according to my crystal ball, right around

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<v Speaker 1>the time that we have fun, fun fun in Valentine's Day.

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<v Speaker 1>A plague of bees. I'm sure at some point there'll

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<v Speaker 1>be a bunch of bees that attack someone and they

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<v Speaker 1>will die this year because of bees. Death by lightning. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>people will die. They will be hit by lightning. Someone

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<v Speaker 1>probably already has been hit by lightning and died. My

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<v Speaker 1>grandfather was hit by lightning. He lived, though he didn't die.

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<v Speaker 1>He lived a long life and made it all the

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<v Speaker 1>way to the age of ninety and then that was that.

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<v Speaker 1>But he did get hit by lightning. Kevin from La

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<v Speaker 1>rights in and says exciting news. Ben, I know you

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<v Speaker 1>like UFOs. I'd like to hear you host Coast to

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<v Speaker 1>Coast sometime for George Norie. Well from your lips to

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<v Speaker 1>God's Ears, Kevin, I'm pretty sure that's not going to happen,

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<v Speaker 1>but I wouldn't do it. If they asked me, I

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<v Speaker 1>would do it. I would love to sit in and

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<v Speaker 1>talk about extraterrestrials and chemtrails and the underworld and all that. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin wanted to get our thoughts on an Air Force

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<v Speaker 1>nuclear specialist claiming that Donald Trump could release bombshell UFO

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<v Speaker 1>pictures soon. This guy named Jean, a national security expert,

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<v Speaker 1>and well, I says former ex Air Force nuclear protection

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<v Speaker 1>specialist said that the public may at the very least

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<v Speaker 1>be given enough to satisfy the collective. Itch is the

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<v Speaker 1>way the story was written here. So first of all, Kevin,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you of thinking of me when you think of

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<v Speaker 1>UFOs or unidentified flying objects whatever I mean, whatever they're

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<v Speaker 1>calling UFOs these days. Donald Trump was president for four years.

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<v Speaker 1>He then took a four year break for the weekend

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<v Speaker 1>at Bernie's Experience in the White House, and now he's

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<v Speaker 1>back and he's heading into another year and so far

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<v Speaker 1>nothing And as I understand it, based on watching a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of documentaries and reading some stories on the dark web,

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<v Speaker 1>that not only Trump, these photos have been around. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>put it that with these photos of whatever that stuff is,

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<v Speaker 1>whatever those things are, has been around since at least

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<v Speaker 1>the nineteen forties and so Trump had access to all

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<v Speaker 1>that stuff and didn't release it. So I am a

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<v Speaker 1>bit skeptical, a bit skeptical that we're gonna see any

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<v Speaker 1>any real photographs. And plus with the age of AI,

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<v Speaker 1>good luck everyone. So well, that's just AI. And the

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<v Speaker 1>same theme continues Kevin, as we had with Reggie from

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<v Speaker 1>Detroit and Eddie Getty's in Tampa. Those guys sent stories.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a weasel word right here. It's a fun game.

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<v Speaker 1>I should I should just do a podcast, spot the

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<v Speaker 1>weasel word? Where's the weasel? Pop goes the weasel? Well

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<v Speaker 1>in this one, Kevin could is the weasel word? Could?

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<v Speaker 1>I could get a daytime show in twenty twenty six

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<v Speaker 1>and make legitimate money. I could do that. I'm not,

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<v Speaker 1>but I could. I could wake up one morning, get

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<v Speaker 1>a phone call from some corporate muckety muck and say, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>we want you to go to the Dreda. So I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to go to the day ship, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll pay you what coward's making. Okay, I'm there, sign

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<v Speaker 1>me up. I'll change my entire schedule around Rob from

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<v Speaker 1>the six one nine. For those who don't know that,

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<v Speaker 1>Sundaye go beautiful Sunday A go, Rob writes, and he

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<v Speaker 1>says from my old radio stomping rounds, he says, Ben,

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<v Speaker 1>I was reading this week about a castle that was

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<v Speaker 1>uncovered in France under a hotel, and it made me wonder,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you think is under the Malor Mansion? From

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<v Speaker 1>your radio friend Rob in the six to one nine. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, Rob, appreciate that. And so what do I

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<v Speaker 1>think is under the Malor Mansion? I'm going to go

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<v Speaker 1>out and a limb here and say, a lot of dirt,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of dirt, and if you dig all the

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<v Speaker 1>way down, you'll find a willy mammoth. And then if

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<v Speaker 1>you keep digging, you'll get to the core of the

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<v Speaker 1>earth and there'll be a lot of heat, so we

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<v Speaker 1>are told. Although I still get emails every once in

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<v Speaker 1>a while from the Hollow Earth Society. So it is possible,

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<v Speaker 1>Rob from the six to one to nine, it is

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<v Speaker 1>possible that if you go down far enough, there's a

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<v Speaker 1>whole world in the middle of the planet little knowme,

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<v Speaker 1>people that live there and live their lives and all that. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>as far as the story Rober was referencing, this is

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<v Speaker 1>kind of cool. So there was a fourteenth century castle

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<v Speaker 1>that was discovered in the middle of a town, which

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<v Speaker 1>is not like a small town, it's a decent sized

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<v Speaker 1>town in France. It was situated under the courtyard of

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<v Speaker 1>a hotel. The six hundred and forty year old castle.

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<v Speaker 1>Think about that has been confirmed as the Chateau de Hermin.

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<v Speaker 1>It was built in the thirteen eighties. Think about that

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<v Speaker 1>for a second, by John six the Conquer, John six,

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<v Speaker 1>the Conquer. Between these spring in autumn of last year, they

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<v Speaker 1>say that the archaeologist, the excavation people carried out an

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<v Speaker 1>excavation by the National Institute of Preventative Archaeological Research. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a mouthful in rap is what they're called in rap

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<v Speaker 1>And they uncovered it. So my question, and I did

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<v Speaker 1>not read the whole story, maybe it's in here rob

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<v Speaker 1>and if somebody knows the answer is like, how does

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<v Speaker 1>that stuff happen? Like how does that much dirt? Did

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<v Speaker 1>they just bury the castles back in the like the

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen hundreds they say, all right, we're done with this castle,

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<v Speaker 1>let's just put a bunch of dirt on top of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Or did land just move around that much? Was there

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<v Speaker 1>massive earthquakes or something like? How does that much dirt

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<v Speaker 1>get on top of a chateau. I'd love to know that.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I could go down a rabbit hole and

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<v Speaker 1>figure it out myself, but it's more fun just to

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<v Speaker 1>have you do the work for me. It is crazy, though,

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<v Speaker 1>And then what do you do with it? Do they

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<v Speaker 1>just leave it and then have like a doorway where

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<v Speaker 1>you can go down and check out the chateau of

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<v Speaker 1>John six the Conqueror. Good nicknames? Good nicknames they had

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<v Speaker 1>back in the thirteen hundreds, John six the conquer I wonder, though,

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<v Speaker 1>did they call them by those names or are those

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<v Speaker 1>names that were given to them long after their death?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you have to address John six the Conqueror? Please

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<v Speaker 1>hello John six the Conqueror. Could you call them John?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. A guy named Dallas writes in on

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<v Speaker 1>the mailbag on the fifth hour. Dallas is from Ohio,

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<v Speaker 1>which is rather odd because he's named Dallas. Anyway, he says, hey, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>I know Danny's a big fan of these I'm assuming

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<v Speaker 1>you are too as well, Ben, but they're dead. He's

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<v Speaker 1>talking about leggings story here says sales overall are dropping

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<v Speaker 1>for the leggings very popular with the ladies. Lulu Man

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<v Speaker 1>laid off one hundred and fifty people in June, I say,

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<v Speaker 1>for a variety of reasons. However, these sales of leggings

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<v Speaker 1>have gone down to the point now according to this

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<v Speaker 1>story that Dallas sent that if you're spotted wearing leggings,

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<v Speaker 1>that you're considered a boomer. So Dallas is Ben and Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>are you mourning the loss of these leggings? Well, Dallas,

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<v Speaker 1>first of all, boots on the ground, traveling around, going

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<v Speaker 1>around to different locations. This story is bull pucky. Bull

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<v Speaker 1>Pucky is what I don't buy it. I don't buy it.

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<v Speaker 1>Lulu Man, the overpriced clothing store. Have they laid off people?

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<v Speaker 1>It's possible, possible people aren't spending the money on their product.

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<v Speaker 1>In terms of seeing leggings, I see them all over

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<v Speaker 1>the place. I don't what has replaced the legging because

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<v Speaker 1>when I go out, I notice it's hard not to notice.

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<v Speaker 1>In certain locations there's a lot of people wearing leggings.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't buy it, at least not where I am.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe in Ohio or Arkansas or Kentucky or Tennessee. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't I'm not there. I just know based on my experience.

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<v Speaker 1>This is seems like total nonsense. That's what it sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like to me. All right. Next up, Louis from k

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<v Speaker 1>C rights in and he says, it's a new year, Ben,

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<v Speaker 1>and that means new names. Are you on board with

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<v Speaker 1>the TikTok name game? All right? So Louis sends, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of words. Louis, there's too many words. Just

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<v Speaker 1>sum it up in a couple of sentences. My man,

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<v Speaker 1>let me skim through this, blah blah. So this story

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<v Speaker 1>claims that, according to a baby naming website, the young

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<v Speaker 1>young people in their twenties having kids are dumping the traditional.

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<v Speaker 4>Names like Mike and Dave and I don't know, Samantha

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<v Speaker 4>or Cindy or whatever names you think are normal names,

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<v Speaker 4>and they're choosing names that sound magical, mythical, nostalgic, or

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<v Speaker 4>from TikTok.

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<v Speaker 1>They're using big words, mixing together romancey, ancient epics, pop

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<v Speaker 1>star lore and all kinds of nonsense. I mean, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of big words here that I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>how to say. I don't know how to say. So

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<v Speaker 1>they say there's two waves of names they have noticed here,

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<v Speaker 1>and some of the names are Emery's cassion Aslan Ambrose.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I've heard that before, Ali Staire. You've

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<v Speaker 1>got names that are also popping up from let's see here.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got Coda, kaya Jinu, I don't, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>whatever it is. You know, you called the name a kid,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you hope the kid likes the name, and

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<v Speaker 1>if not, they'll change the name and they'll call them

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<v Speaker 1>they'll be called by nicknames. But I will tell you

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<v Speaker 1>it's a curse to put on a kid. When you

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<v Speaker 1>give a kid a name that is not a standard name,

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<v Speaker 1>that's got a weird spelling, it becomes a huge issue

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<v Speaker 1>in school, you know. You know what I'm saying. Louis

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<v Speaker 1>you feel me on that. Yeah, Like you know, because

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<v Speaker 1>I don't say it, I don't spell it, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>And then also when you go on vacation with the

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<v Speaker 1>family and you try to get one of those do

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<v Speaker 1>they still have those little license plates or the key

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<v Speaker 1>chains with your name on it? And then you're like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>can I can I get a key chain with my

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<v Speaker 1>name on it when I go to Disney World? Well, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't, because you've got like extra vowels in there,

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<v Speaker 1>and there's extra thing Ama Jigs and the dew Hickeys

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<v Speaker 1>and all that. They don't have that. So okay, Adam

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<v Speaker 1>from Viva Las Vegas. Adam writes in he says, Ben

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<v Speaker 1>and Danny, I know it's this is not a sporty podcast,

0:26:32.680 --> 0:26:36.320
<v Speaker 1>he says, but I had a sports question. So what

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<v Speaker 1>is your take on the Micah Parsons versus Jerry Jones battle?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, so I did see this, Adam. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>completely blocked off from the sporting world, and we'll be

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<v Speaker 1>back tonight doing the radio show live for the first

0:26:51.960 --> 0:26:56.919
<v Speaker 1>time in twenty twenty six. And so Micah Parsons was

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<v Speaker 1>laughing because Matt eber Flews, the defensive coordinator at least

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<v Speaker 1>for today of the Dallas Cowboys, made some comment about

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<v Speaker 1>how one of the reasons I'm paraphrasing this, Adam, So

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<v Speaker 1>I know I'm not getting exactly right, but as I

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<v Speaker 1>understand it, Michah Parsons was goofing on Matt Eberflus, who

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<v Speaker 1>made it seem like, well, if I only had Michael Parsons,

0:27:17.240 --> 0:27:19.720
<v Speaker 1>the Cowboys defense would have been much better this year.

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<v Speaker 1>Blah blah blah, blah blah. And then Parsons came out

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<v Speaker 1>and says, you want me to feel bad, and then

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<v Speaker 1>he said Jerry Jones slandered his name to the Cowboys

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<v Speaker 1>media and national media for months, and then he went

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<v Speaker 1>on and said a bunch of other stuff. So now,

0:27:39.359 --> 0:27:44.359
<v Speaker 1>Jerry Jones, I believe he confirmed this on one of

0:27:44.359 --> 0:27:48.480
<v Speaker 1>his radio shows that he does this week, this past week.

0:27:48.600 --> 0:27:54.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure that Jerry confirmed this, and Jerry's excited.

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<v Speaker 1>The Cowboys play their final game of the season today

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<v Speaker 1>and that means that tomorrow they become the top story again.

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<v Speaker 1>That it's no longer about the games, It's about will

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<v Speaker 1>Jerry keep Dak Prescott, Will Jerry fire this guy? Well,

0:28:11.200 --> 0:28:13.760
<v Speaker 1>you keep the coaching staff and all that stuff. But

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<v Speaker 1>in terms of Michael Parsons, yeah, I mean that's how

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<v Speaker 1>all of this works. I learned this years ago with

0:28:20.320 --> 0:28:24.040
<v Speaker 1>the Boston Red Sox and the New York Yankees. Whenever

0:28:24.080 --> 0:28:26.719
<v Speaker 1>they got rid of a popular player, they would always

0:28:26.800 --> 0:28:31.840
<v Speaker 1>conveniently leak stories trashing the player. And this goes back many,

0:28:31.920 --> 0:28:34.600
<v Speaker 1>many many years and the Dallas Cowboys. All these teams

0:28:34.600 --> 0:28:36.479
<v Speaker 1>do the same playbook. You have a popular player, why

0:28:36.520 --> 0:28:39.400
<v Speaker 1>would you get rid of a popular player? The fan

0:28:39.440 --> 0:28:43.600
<v Speaker 1>base loved Micah Parsons. He loved playing video games and

0:28:43.640 --> 0:28:46.920
<v Speaker 1>doing cheesy podcasts with the fan base, and so like

0:28:47.080 --> 0:28:50.760
<v Speaker 1>you get rid of that guy. He's been productive, although

0:28:51.400 --> 0:28:54.720
<v Speaker 1>a stat bandito, as we have pointed out on the

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<v Speaker 1>radio show, if you're gonna get rid of a guy

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<v Speaker 1>like that, you have to I ans some stories to

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<v Speaker 1>make it look a little little shady, and so they

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<v Speaker 1>all do it. Everyone is doing it, Timothy from Boca.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't feel bad for Micah Parsons. He wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to get the bag. He got the bag. Now he's

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<v Speaker 1>got to live in northern Wisconsin. I hope he enjoys

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<v Speaker 1>visiting with my brother eating cheese curts. Timothy from Boca

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<v Speaker 1>writes in another sporty question, says, my Dolphins have hired

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<v Speaker 1>Troy Aikman as a consultant to try to find their

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<v Speaker 1>new general manager, Ben and Danny. Should I trust Troy Aikman?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? So, Timothy, my response is this is one

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<v Speaker 1>of the great empty gigs of all time. I've worked

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<v Speaker 1>in radio and broadcasting my entire adult life, and every

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<v Speaker 1>once in a while I will get an email from

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<v Speaker 1>a consultant or I'll get dragged into a meeting with

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<v Speaker 1>a consultant. Now it doesn't happen very much anymore, so

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I'm allowed to just unload. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to be a consultant. It is like the job that

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<v Speaker 1>Kawhi Leonard had where he didn't have to do anything

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<v Speaker 1>and he's got paid a bunch of money to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about green stuff. It's a no show job. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>no show job. There's no price to pay. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>consultant comes in like treeatman comes ins. All right, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna interview candidates. I would assume talk to people, recommend

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<v Speaker 1>people for the dolphin job, Timothy, and then he'll hire

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<v Speaker 1>the the boob. Some boob comes in there. I'll hire

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<v Speaker 1>that person and then it's like, okay, that's that's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the person sucks and Aikman's back on Monday

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<v Speaker 1>Night football and there's no accountability. There's none of that's

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<v Speaker 1>I'd love to be a consultant. It would be great.

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<v Speaker 1>Sign me up for that. You'll pay me a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of money and I'll give you advice. I give advice anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>I get paid, not tons of money, but I get

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<v Speaker 1>paid enough. I'll take a big check and I'll be

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<v Speaker 1>your consultant. What a gig that is. Mike from so

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<v Speaker 1>Cal Right saying on the mail bag questions, thank you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to send questions in for a future

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<v Speaker 1>edition of the mail Bag, you can do that real

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<v Speaker 1>fifth hour at gmail dot com. That's real fifth hour

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<v Speaker 1>at gmail dot com. And Mike says, Ben, I voted

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<v Speaker 1>for you as the national sportscaster there. I did a

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<v Speaker 1>write in ballot. Unfortunately, Sean McDonough won the award. How

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<v Speaker 1>come you never win these things? Well, congratulations to Sean

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<v Speaker 1>McDonough for winning the award. I saw him call the

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<v Speaker 1>which game was that? Old miss? And Georgia Georgia saw that. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the reason, Mike, is that I don't win these things

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<v Speaker 1>is I don't really think about them. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>about them, and I'm not part of the cabal of

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<v Speaker 1>sports media. You have the haves and the have nots.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got the cool kids and the non cool kids,

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<v Speaker 1>and typically it's the same five to ten people that

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<v Speaker 1>win these awards. They just rotate it. They just rotate it,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's how that goes. That's how that goes. So

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<v Speaker 1>Kirby from Phoenix Rights and I was actually in Phoenix

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<v Speaker 1>I talked about that the other day on the podcast

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<v Speaker 1>Kirby from Phoenix Rights and it says, Ben, have you

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<v Speaker 1>you have some let me do that over. Kirby says, Ben,

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<v Speaker 1>you have said you have issues sleeping? Will you be

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<v Speaker 1>turning to micro dosing. So this is a term that

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<v Speaker 1>seems to be becoming very popular recently, micro dosing. This

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<v Speaker 1>is according to Kirby here says microdosing psychedelics improves the

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<v Speaker 1>quality of sleep. Small amounts of psychedelics could assist individuals

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<v Speaker 1>sleeping and creating a healthier lifestyle. Yeah, sure, sure, Kirby.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll talk to my doctor Jed who fled. I'll get

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<v Speaker 1>him to send me some stuff or hollering James and

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be I'll be good to go on that. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to thank who else cash JJ from the Bay

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<v Speaker 1>And there's a few other emails we did not have

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<v Speaker 1>time to get to. However, I got things to do.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta watch football today and then be back in

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<v Speaker 1>the Magic Radio Box tonight for a little radio fun.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll be here all week on the radio show eleven

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<v Speaker 1>pm in the West, two am on Monday morning in

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<v Speaker 1>the East. Four hours of live talk radio. The good,

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<v Speaker 1>the Bad, the ugly this, that and the other thing.

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<v Speaker 1>We got you covered, a full retrospective on the NFL

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<v Speaker 1>regular season coming to an end, and we'll get you

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<v Speaker 1>ready for the playoffs as well. Have a wonderful, wonderful,

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<v Speaker 1>glorious the rest of your Sunday, and I will talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you a little bit later on hours and hours,

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<v Speaker 1>unless you're listening to this after the fact, and then

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<v Speaker 1>I've already done that. But you get the deal, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, got a murder. I gotta go.